The 2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue: Kate Upton is the New Brooklyn Decker


Irina Shayk is on the cover (as revealed yesterday) of the 2011 SI Swimsuit issue. Sean Avery’s girlfriend Hilary Rhoda is in there. Jessica White, who used to date Terrell Owens, appeared to have fun in this video. Michelle Money from the Bachelor – she got eliminated last night – who had an affair with Carlos Boozer, is in the swimsuit issue. Kate Upton is already the breakout star from a loaded 2011 rookie class that should be on par with the 2003 NBA draft rookie class and the 1983 NFL rookie class. Upton’s on twitter. And has a flashy website. And this video is kind of mesmerizing.

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February 15th, 2011 at 10:16 AM
Kate. Game over.
February 15th, 2011 at 10:16 AM
Boner alert!
February 15th, 2011 at 10:16 AM
Why would someone drop a large rock on a nude woman? That seems very unnecessary.
February 15th, 2011 at 10:17 AM
I thought Terrell played for the other team . . .
February 15th, 2011 at 10:19 AM
Sean Avery wins again.
February 15th, 2011 at 10:19 AM
Oh good lord Kate Upton yes please
February 15th, 2011 at 10:20 AM
No, that’s what he said about Jeff Garcia. If it looks like a rat, smells like a rat…
Also, who is the featured celeb/athlete this year?
February 15th, 2011 at 10:22 AM
Another reason to hate Sean Avery.
/would gladly accept his sloppy seconds
February 15th, 2011 at 10:22 AM
I thought Terrell played for the other team . . .
No, that’s what he said about Jeff Garcia. If it looks like a rat, smells like a rat
I believe that’s what’s known as a red herring.
February 15th, 2011 at 10:22 AM
Leafs have acquired Aaron Voros from Ana (Syrcasue) for a conditional 7th round pick.
Look out for the Leafs!
February 15th, 2011 at 10:23 AM
Jeff Garcia
If I remember correctly, Garcia is married to a former playmate. He out-kicked his coverage by a country mile. Hard to do when you’re an NFL QB.
February 15th, 2011 at 10:25 AM
He is, she’s just his beard, though.
February 15th, 2011 at 10:25 AM
Just like Communism.
/Wadsworth’d
February 15th, 2011 at 10:26 AM
Kate Upton did a body paint spread as well, my morning productivity is already done for
February 15th, 2011 at 10:27 AM
Yes. Yes. Yes.
February 15th, 2011 at 10:29 AM
And she’s only 18. Oy.
February 15th, 2011 at 10:30 AM
Kate Upton did a body paint spread as well, my morning productivity is already done for
Life just ain’t fair. I can’t imagine what it’d be like to wake up next to that every morning. It’d be like trying to comprehend what existed before the universe existed. My head would explode.
/That being said, she’s probably a total bitch and couldn’t carry on an intelligent conversation. But still.
February 15th, 2011 at 10:30 AM
Carmella Decesare…I’ll leave it to the commentariat to do their own Google searches with the filter turned off
February 15th, 2011 at 10:31 AM
I’ve been following Chrissy Teigen on Twitter for about 6-8 months. She’s pretty cool & down to Earth for a chick that hot & who dates John Legend
February 15th, 2011 at 10:33 AM
Kate Upton, yes please times a million.
/waits for the inevitable nip slip photos on egotastic
February 15th, 2011 at 10:33 AM
!
Which is why I am even more jealous of CRM. He’s got the perfect model to interview. BTW, she was on the Today Show today and I missed it. Fuck you, work.
February 15th, 2011 at 10:34 AM
i think im actually going to buy this issue.
February 15th, 2011 at 10:36 AM
But would you even need to talk to her?
February 15th, 2011 at 10:36 AM
It’s pretty good. I paged through mine last night some. It’s um….nice
February 15th, 2011 at 10:37 AM
But would you even need to talk to her?
Of course not.
February 15th, 2011 at 10:37 AM
She actually seems really sweet and laid back in the videos
/let the dream live
February 15th, 2011 at 10:37 AM
fuck Jeff Garcia
February 15th, 2011 at 10:37 AM
There’s a reason Jen Aniston can’t keep a man
Aren’t all the images on SI.com? Already perused through 44 Brooklyn Decker photos this morning
February 15th, 2011 at 10:38 AM
Oh my Lord…
Kate Upton FTW.
February 15th, 2011 at 10:38 AM
carmella decesare…if not for halle berry, she’d be cleveland’s finest export.
February 15th, 2011 at 10:39 AM
Irina Shayk is on the cover (as revealed yesterday)
You thought it was a conspiracy.
February 15th, 2011 at 10:40 AM
insert joke about cleveland.
/I’m feeling lazy today
February 15th, 2011 at 10:41 AM
I’m convinced that some of these chicks have been genetically engineered in some clandestine lab in New Mexico.
February 15th, 2011 at 10:41 AM
Kate Upton did a body paint spread as well, my morning productivity is already done for
Her website intro is….um….nice (SFW)
February 15th, 2011 at 10:42 AM
Jersey, are you allowed to look at this post now that you have a girlfriend?
February 15th, 2011 at 10:42 AM
I bet she gives great helmet.
February 15th, 2011 at 10:43 AM
Next question.
Uhm, I guess so. I don’t know. Am I?
February 15th, 2011 at 10:43 AM
HAAAAAAAAAAALLLLELUJAH!
February 15th, 2011 at 10:43 AM
i want to taste her
February 15th, 2011 at 10:45 AM
Nice. Very nice. So which one is CRM’s girlfriend again?
February 15th, 2011 at 10:45 AM
i want to taste her
This is funny if you read it in Hannibal Lecter’s voice.
February 15th, 2011 at 10:46 AM
I only wish I wasn’t in a wide-open office.
February 15th, 2011 at 10:47 AM
Holy mother of god. How was she not mainstream before this?
February 15th, 2011 at 10:47 AM
The Law.
February 15th, 2011 at 10:48 AM
Confirm this GF business right now, mister!!
February 15th, 2011 at 10:49 AM
Somebody is jealous
February 15th, 2011 at 10:49 AM
Jersey, a girlfriend? I dont believe it.
February 15th, 2011 at 10:49 AM
Well if she’s only 18 then last year she wouldn’t have been newsworthy and the lawyers wouldn’t have allowed it.
February 15th, 2011 at 10:50 AM
some of you people perusing this thread at office got some major balls. How the hell are you gonna explain yourself when the boss walks to your desk undetected, looks over your shoulder and see chrissy teigen spread eagle on some beach?
February 15th, 2011 at 10:50 AM
That right there is the reason high speed internet connections were invented.
February 15th, 2011 at 10:50 AM
Damnit for this shit coming out when I’m at work. Bookmarked. Booyoyoyoying.
February 15th, 2011 at 10:50 AM
Unless she was in NY and was 17
/Mark Sanchez
February 15th, 2011 at 10:51 AM
I am the law.
February 15th, 2011 at 10:51 AM
Then you better grab his totem to make sure.
/Bringing it back
February 15th, 2011 at 10:51 AM
I work in a two-man office and thanks to the set-up have time when my boss is coming to close out the tab…add to that how we have no IT department and my internet usage here is international waters
February 15th, 2011 at 10:52 AM
Cause my boss is awesome
February 15th, 2011 at 10:52 AM
brooklyn and bar still hold the crown, although this kate lady is making a case.
/looks down at kickstand, shuts office door
February 15th, 2011 at 10:52 AM
I am the law.
Actually hoping they don’t fuck up the new Judge Dredd movie.
/not holding my breath
February 15th, 2011 at 10:53 AM
My dad is my boss, he has playboy calenders all over his office so he won’t care.
February 15th, 2011 at 10:53 AM
smartphone. No way I would actually look through the pictures here.
February 15th, 2011 at 10:54 AM
some of you people perusing this thread at office got some major balls.
Sent the links from the post to my bosses, much more appropriate than some of the shit they me.
February 15th, 2011 at 10:55 AM
*send me
February 15th, 2011 at 10:55 AM
Jersey, are you allowed to look at this post now that you have a girlfriend?
Funny how life works: At that stage of a relationship, that’s about right. At my stage, the wife says if you can get it, go for it, and bring it home if you want
February 15th, 2011 at 10:56 AM
some of you people perusing this thread at office got some major balls. How the hell are you gonna explain yourself when the boss walks to your desk undetected, looks over your shoulder and see chrissy teigen spread eagle on some beach?
My desk faces my door so I can minimize a page or close a tab when I see someone come to the door.
February 15th, 2011 at 10:56 AM
All hail mrs. jpq!!
February 15th, 2011 at 10:57 AM
+1.
February 15th, 2011 at 10:58 AM
The Kate Upton girl is super hot, but she looks every bit as young as she is. Her face is way too young for me.
February 15th, 2011 at 10:58 AM
Kate Upton did a body paint spread as well
how does one go about applying for a job as a body painter for SI?
February 15th, 2011 at 11:00 AM
As beautiful as she is, she’s no Brooklyn Decker. Not happening.
February 15th, 2011 at 11:01 AM
the only set-up to have in my opinion. although I have been given away by the rapid clicking as someone walks in the office.
February 15th, 2011 at 11:01 AM
Her face is way too young for me.
yes.
February 15th, 2011 at 11:02 AM
I’m at the early stage but my girl would want me to bring it home as well
/my girl likes girls
//oh yeah
February 15th, 2011 at 11:02 AM
not sure, but walking into the interview with a raging boner is a sure way to NOT get the job.
February 15th, 2011 at 11:03 AM
no shame in that. how many 18 year olds look like that? grin ear to ear, fellas
February 15th, 2011 at 11:03 AM
/my girl likes girls
//oh yeah
No wonder you have TBL eyes in that pic
/high five
February 15th, 2011 at 11:03 AM
Dude, alt+tab?
February 15th, 2011 at 11:04 AM
That’s pretty solid advice for any job interview other than those looking to work alongside Kayden Kross
February 15th, 2011 at 11:06 AM
Dude, alt+tab
It’s a life saver. Google chrome multiple tabs helps too.
February 15th, 2011 at 11:08 AM
double hi-five Diesel. I thought alt+tab only worked in certain programs.
February 15th, 2011 at 11:11 AM
Haha JPQ I still haven’t seen that pic. Ark glad I could be of service.
February 15th, 2011 at 11:14 AM
not sure, but walking into the interview with a raging boner is a sure way to NOT get the job.
rushing to update resume
February 15th, 2011 at 11:17 AM
Yes. The Senator has a mate. She lives in Alexandria. She’s awesome. I’m lucky.
February 15th, 2011 at 11:20 AM
awwwwwwwwwww!
for serious though, congratulations, brah.
February 15th, 2011 at 11:21 AM
Thanks man.
February 15th, 2011 at 11:21 AM
by the way, link?
February 15th, 2011 at 11:23 AM
lol
February 15th, 2011 at 11:23 AM
if you ever need to make her a mix
tapecdplaylist, I’ve got some great country songs that serve just that purpose.February 15th, 2011 at 11:23 AM
Haha. I’ll point her out to you at some point.
February 15th, 2011 at 11:24 AM
hes keeping it underwraps as to not give skynet any ideas who the resistance leader will be
/keeping with the theme
February 15th, 2011 at 11:24 AM
Alexandria, as in VA?
February 15th, 2011 at 11:28 AM
Yeah. Went down there this weekend to see her. We’re going to be doing the long distance thing.
February 15th, 2011 at 11:31 AM
/180 High Five
Good luck to you sir. I tried that once…..
February 15th, 2011 at 11:32 AM
what’s Alexandria like? I saw a job opportunity there but not sure if I want to live out east.
February 15th, 2011 at 11:34 AM
Alexandria is pretty nice. The question I think you have to also ask is if you like DC. I really like DC. Small city, tons of things to do. But I’m pretty biased about that these days.
February 15th, 2011 at 11:38 AM
Someone hasn’t gotten laid in a while.
February 15th, 2011 at 2:25 PM
Looking through Kate Upton’s gallery on si.com. Thank you little baby jesus for see-through garments…