Teach Me How to Jimmer
All, College Basketball, Video February 15th. 2011, 9:45am
Jimmer Mania is approaching Tebowian levels. Things to watch for in this video: Jimmer’s workout (take notes), a Chuck Norris line, Kevin Durant’s twitter feed, and the word “Jimmerish.” Warning: This video may inspire you to go work on your crossover and/or your three-point jumper.

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February 15th, 2011 at 9:50 AM
“Can you be a surrogate for my baby” is the best line.
February 15th, 2011 at 9:53 AM
Not really, though you and CRM are doing a helluva job pushing it there.
I am somewhat surprised that there hasn’t been an internet backlash yet.
February 15th, 2011 at 9:55 AM
But will not inspire you to improve your passing skills.
February 15th, 2011 at 9:58 AM
No one gives a shit about college basketball. Some chucker lighting up the LSotP doesnt inspire much hate.
February 15th, 2011 at 9:59 AM
Passing and defense aren’t popular ’round these parts.
February 15th, 2011 at 10:04 AM
Passing and defense aren’t popular ’round these parts.
Is that why Texas gets so little play here?
February 15th, 2011 at 10:05 AM
passing and defense win championships.
Crossovers and sicktastic dunks make highlight reels.
February 15th, 2011 at 10:06 AM
February 15th, 2011 at 10:06 AM
Odyssey – nah, it’s because you can’t find great Texas passes on youtube. And no photos show great passes.
February 15th, 2011 at 10:06 AM
passing and defense win championships.
yawn
February 15th, 2011 at 10:07 AM
I dont appreciate the implication that my shot needs some work.
/baller
February 15th, 2011 at 10:09 AM
I’ve seen your form. Like a drunk Shawn Marion.
February 15th, 2011 at 10:10 AM
Dan LeBatard does not approve of this type of journalism.
February 15th, 2011 at 10:13 AM
Stop trying to get noticed.
/Montemayor’d
February 15th, 2011 at 10:15 AM
Commence CRM boner
February 15th, 2011 at 10:15 AM
No one sees his games so at this point Jimmer exists more as legend than actual player…with Tebow he was on CBS every week getting fellated by Gary and Verne
February 15th, 2011 at 10:18 AM
/CRM
February 15th, 2011 at 10:22 AM
Does spending 10 minutes with Jimmer make me a better person?
February 15th, 2011 at 10:28 AM
Ive been trying to lead this backlash but no one’s jumping on my wagon. This shit is getting ridiculous.
February 15th, 2011 at 10:29 AM
I want to hate him because I’ve never needlessly hated something and want to know how it feels. Don’t have it in me. Kid can ball.
February 15th, 2011 at 10:33 AM
I dont hate him Jersey. I dont give a fuck about him. There just needs to be backlash against all this gay love for him.
/no homophobe
February 15th, 2011 at 10:44 AM
Is Bill Belichick a needed hate then?
February 15th, 2011 at 10:47 AM
Not bad for a virgin.
/Brigham’d
February 15th, 2011 at 2:07 PM
rap and mormons just don’t mix.