An Atrocious Rap Song Starring The ’86 Mets
This futile attempt at rap, a track aptly entitled “Get Metsmerized” by the 1986 New York Mets, makes anything off of WWF’s Piledriver sound like Abbey Road. However, I will say that Rafael Santana’s moment at 2:09 must become someone’s at-bat music for the entire 2011 season. If you don’t have time to listen to the whole thing, fast forward to that spot at once.
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February 15th, 2011 at 1:16 PM
No thanks. First kick in an hour and a half.
February 15th, 2011 at 1:19 PM
ZOMG!!!! THE ROCK!!!!!!!
February 15th, 2011 at 1:21 PM
Jason Isringhausen is working out with the Mets. It appears to be the mid-90s again.
February 15th, 2011 at 1:22 PM
I’m totally Metsmerized! THIS IS ALL KINDS OF AWESOME!
February 15th, 2011 at 1:22 PM
still waiting on that post…..should be awesome
February 15th, 2011 at 1:23 PM
So are the millions…
February 15th, 2011 at 1:26 PM
and the Rock MEANS MILLIONS….
February 15th, 2011 at 1:27 PM
You see, hispanics and african americans didn’t always have rhythm.
/no racist.
February 15th, 2011 at 1:27 PM
… AND MILLIONS!
WAIT? WHAT?
February 15th, 2011 at 1:27 PM
Stott Stapp thinks this song is bullshit
February 15th, 2011 at 1:29 PM
Then spencer also thinks this song is bullshit.
February 15th, 2011 at 1:29 PM
oH ROSTER SPECULATION…THAT’S SO HAWT
/jeff pearlman
February 15th, 2011 at 1:30 PM
+1 stroke you’re now 3 strokes behind the leader
February 15th, 2011 at 1:31 PM
This is a sports blog (kind of). Not an activity blog.
February 15th, 2011 at 1:32 PM
apparently this is a fag blog for fags who enjoy watching guys in their underwear act out scripts and grind on each other.
February 15th, 2011 at 1:33 PM
Golf vs Wrestling. Let me instigate. They both are gay.
February 15th, 2011 at 1:33 PM
hahaha
February 15th, 2011 at 1:34 PM
At least this Mets team won something.
I don’t know why but I love the John Cena-Fruity Pebbles line.
February 15th, 2011 at 1:34 PM
the Rock would never spit on a green…finds spitting uncivilized unless he is spitting in his getting ready to smack some roody poo jabroni around
February 15th, 2011 at 1:34 PM
There’s a lot of genius going on in this thread right now.
February 15th, 2011 at 1:35 PM
only one is participated in by every man with power and money while the other is about as white trash as it gets.
February 15th, 2011 at 1:36 PM
WHATS THIS? MREJR AND SPENCE HAVE STOPPED FIGHTING AND TURNED THEIR ATTENTION TO WATSOWHATEVER HIS NAME IS!
February 15th, 2011 at 1:36 PM
Gary Patterson then also thinks the song is bullshit.
February 15th, 2011 at 1:36 PM
I’m gonna guess you’re talking about me. Thanks.
February 15th, 2011 at 1:37 PM
Golf vs Wrestling. Let me instigate. They both are gay.
only one is participated in by every man with power and money while the other is about as white trash as it gets.
Don’t forget the migets!
February 15th, 2011 at 1:37 PM
/hurls 5 iron into the ring
February 15th, 2011 at 1:38 PM
So I listened to rocks speech last night and the impression I got was that he is back for good. Is that true or is he just back for the wrestle mania.
February 15th, 2011 at 1:38 PM
/rock bottoms watshisname
February 15th, 2011 at 1:38 PM
I can’t be the heel, you don’t even know my name.
February 15th, 2011 at 1:38 PM
/rock bottoms watshisname
February 15th, 2011 at 1:40 PM
He’s not back for good. Just mainly Wrestlemania. He’s not going to wrestle, he may sprinkle a Rock Bottom here and a People’s Elbow there. I assume he just means he will drop by from time to time.
February 15th, 2011 at 1:40 PM
naw you’re not a heel..you’re the jobber who picked a fight with the faces of the company and are getting checked into the Smackdown Hotel the corner of Know Your Role Blvd. and Jabroni Drive
February 15th, 2011 at 1:41 PM
Just reading that made me tingle. I have been fighting myself to keep from looking at Rocky youtube clips today.
February 15th, 2011 at 1:41 PM
So I’m the brooklyn brawler?
/used to watch wrestling when I was a kid
February 15th, 2011 at 1:42 PM
The only problem is your atrocious quoting skills
February 15th, 2011 at 1:42 PM
/lights go out
//Jim Ross stops tweet about BBQ and puts on a headset
OH MY GAWD!!!
/glass shatters
IT’S THE RATTLESNAKE!
February 15th, 2011 at 1:42 PM
just watch em…they’re gold…
February 15th, 2011 at 1:44 PM
no you’re Scott Casey…who? exactly
February 15th, 2011 at 1:45 PM
So, uh…
NBA 2K11 just arrived at my office. This could be the beginning of SC’s interest in hoops going [looks at Miz for confirmation] through the roof.
February 15th, 2011 at 1:45 PM
That entrance was kick ass. IFYASMELLLLLLLWHATTHEROCKISCOOKING!!!!!!!!! the crowd went apeshit.
February 15th, 2011 at 1:46 PM
Rex Ryan’s favorite part of Raw last night was those bitching pair of feet that stepped out the limo
February 15th, 2011 at 1:46 PM
nation of domination
February 15th, 2011 at 1:46 PM
I’m playing a lot of that game right now. Pretty fantastic once you figure out all the goddamn controls.
February 15th, 2011 at 1:47 PM
BTW, Ram IT is the benchmark for which all team song/raps should be measured.
February 15th, 2011 at 1:48 PM
Did you just go 3rd person?
February 15th, 2011 at 1:48 PM
So Daryl Strawberry must have done half of Peru’s cocaine output for 1986 right before recording his track. No rhythm, no articulation, sounds like he can barely feel the lower half of his face. Wow.
February 15th, 2011 at 1:48 PM
Inspired by The Rock.
February 15th, 2011 at 1:49 PM
I was never into wrestling but my friends showed me some videos of the rock and stone cold; some of them were pretty funny. 2 off the top of my head was stone cold fucking up Vince in the hospital and te one where the rock throws stone cold off a bridge.
February 15th, 2011 at 1:49 PM
Okay. That makes sense.
February 15th, 2011 at 4:40 PM
Very nice.