The Roundup: Pat Burrell is Strange, Huge Win for St. John’s & Reaction to Jerry Sloan’s Resignation
Francia Raisa, who was in the last “Bring It On” … “Porno filmed on public Miami Beach island in broad daylight” … is it stealing if the grocery store threw the food out? … Vanessa Hudgens has a new Details spread … because you haven’t read enough of the Huff Post and AOL … no, really, you need to read more about it! … I’ve never heard of a “wet house” … is this elusive blogger Nikki Finke? She says no … man tried to transport drugs in his penis … what? “Mississippi license plate proposed to honor KKK leader” … here’s Sophia Vergara without makeup … Conan joked about hitting Christina Aguilera with a missile for butchering the national anthem …
Pat Burrell is a strange individual. [Barstool Sports]
Touching story about the son of former ESPN announcer Adrian Karsten, and what it was like watching his father get three DUIs and flip his Lincoln Navigator. [FDL Reporter.com via Fang's Bites]
St. John’s thumped UConn last night, 89-72, and the Red Storm appear to be NCAA-tournament bound in year one under Steve Lavin. [NYDN]
Here are two great reads on Jerry Sloan’s resignation. [SL Tribune, Yahoo]
Pretty amazing story about a 4-year old walking a quarter mile through a snow-covered field to get help for her family after a car accident. [WCF Courier]
Michigan State 75, Penn State 57. The Spartans destroyed an opponent they should have, so naturally, “don’t count them out just yet!” [Freep]
Denver’s Demaryius Thomas, a rookie last year, tore his Achilles tendon. He’ll be out 6-8 months. [Denver Post]
Watch as this Oregon football recruit gets crossed up on the basketball court. [Oregonian]
The clock on signing Albert Pujols continues to wind down. [Post-Dispatch]
Former Gators RB Errict Rhett is auctioning off this house – for $10. [Sun-Sentinel]
Walt Frazier talks (eccentric) fashion. [Newsday]
Here’s a list of every MLB player on twitter. [MLB.com]
Longtime football coach Emory Bellard died. He was 83. [Chronicle]
Roger Ebert, doin’ the damn thing: “The Internet critic is foulmouthed and illiterate — he hides behind a cloak of anonymity, he offers no products of his own making. The insults he issues have a playground quality. He says to others what was once said to him, believing that they will feel the same hurt as he did, and still does. And somehow this will compensate him. The abused has been sold on the benefit of becoming the abuser.” [Sun-Times]
Gregg Doyel, to the entire city, on the Sean Payton fiasco: “Get over yourself, New Orleans.” [CBS Sports]
I found this awesome. Then, i donated. [via @1000Steps]
The most polite robber in the history of gas station robberies. [via Hot Clicks]


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February 11th, 2011 at 8:59 AM
Roger Ebert, doin’ the damn thing:
which one is he again? the fat one?
February 11th, 2011 at 9:01 AM
I’m blocked from this link at work. Can someone provide a one word review on what she looks like without makeup?
February 11th, 2011 at 9:03 AM
Pat Burrell is a sex machine
February 11th, 2011 at 9:04 AM
She looks mortal, johndewar.
(weeps.)
February 11th, 2011 at 9:04 AM
which one is he again? the fat one?
the one that doesn’t smell of death.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:05 AM
Refugee.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:05 AM
Thanks, TBL, now I’ll be depressed all morning.
/better get drunk
February 11th, 2011 at 9:05 AM
Anybody check out Parks and Rec last night? Ron Swanson killed it, as usual. Can we get Lisk to write a post using some crazy formula to prove that Swanson is perhaps the funniest character on TV?
February 11th, 2011 at 9:06 AM
From the Palin link:
Pot. Meet kettle.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:06 AM
I think I’ll skip that link then. From the sounds of it I don’t want to know what a wet house is.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:06 AM
/Weeps
//Realizes this may finally end the DeChellis era
///Smiles
February 11th, 2011 at 9:06 AM
I’m blocked from this link at work. Can someone provide a one word review on what she looks like without makeup?
disappointing, but understandable.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:07 AM
I’m blocked from this link at work. Can someone provide a one word review on what she looks like without makeup?
illegal
February 11th, 2011 at 9:07 AM
That kid breaking down Commando is awesome. I’m donating right now.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:07 AM
Johndewar, doing the damn thing. Well played, sir.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:08 AM
amy poehler ruins that show for me. I can’t stand her. the guy who plays Ron is incredible. I wish I could just get an edited show w/o amy poehler.
slightly OT, i think last night’s office sped up the process of me washing my hands of the series. I think i’m definitely done with it after this season, unless will ferrell does stick around as the boss next year.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:08 AM
That picture makes her look like she accepts money for sexual favors. Or dances on a pole.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:08 AM
Can we get Lisk to write a post using some crazy formula to prove that Swanson is perhaps the funniest character on TV?
i can save you the time-
swanson x comedy = 1/3 as funny as dwight k schrute
February 11th, 2011 at 9:09 AM
Cryptkeeper
February 11th, 2011 at 9:09 AM
COMMANDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 11th, 2011 at 9:09 AM
I thought last nights was funnier that most episodes this season. But I’m done after this season. Too many shows that are actually funny that I’d rather watch.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:10 AM
False. Dwight hasn’t been funny in years.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:10 AM
I didn’t shave…it’s from friction.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:11 AM
It’s always amusing when guys dont realize that most of Hollywood actresses are nothing without their makeup artists.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:11 AM
slightly OT, i think last night’s office sped up the process of me washing my hands of the series. I think i’m definitely done with it after this season, unless will ferrell does stick around as the boss next year.
always funny to hear comments like this for about the last 3 years…”the shows sucks balls now…but I’m gonna give it ONE MORE CHANCE!”
/and Entourage’d
February 11th, 2011 at 9:11 AM
Anybody else gonna watch Commando this weekend after that? I think I might just have to.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:11 AM
Dwight Hardy punked Kemba Walker. One of the coolest things in college sports is when two star PGs go at it in MSG. Especially when they are both from the city.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:12 AM
Entourage was decent this past season. I’m glad this upcoming is the last though. Not much else they can do with that show.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:12 AM
False. Dwight hasn’t been funny in years.
bullsh. that xmas episode where he had a plethora of wigs was classic. ron swanson is funny during his first line. then you realize he doesnt sway from his monotone delivery ever again. boring.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:13 AM
Pat the Bat grew up in Eureka Springs, AR, which is a pretty odd town in it’s own right, so I can’t say I’m all that surprised.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:13 AM
Come on, she’s not that bad. I cracked up at her disparaging calzones.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:13 AM
“I am a stylish American, professor. I’ve been forcing myself to be into soccer since 2004″
February 11th, 2011 at 9:14 AM
Let’s just agree that Archer is funnier than both of them.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:15 AM
This show has grown on me. I wasn’t that into it last year, but my wife made me watch it. Now I’m excited for it every week.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:15 AM
MSU won, but if Delvin Roe is injured for any significant amount of time because somebody wanted their triple double…what a waste.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:15 AM
I had forgotten about Adrian Karsten. Sad story….
February 11th, 2011 at 9:16 AM
Let’s just agree that Archer is funnier than both of them.
havent really seen it. how bout its always sunny?
February 11th, 2011 at 9:16 AM
fuck and yes.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:16 AM
Those chicks with Pat Burrell are smokin
February 11th, 2011 at 9:17 AM
I realize it. I just enjoy being deluded.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:17 AM
“remember, sully when i said i’d kill you last? i lied.”
February 11th, 2011 at 9:18 AM
True. I said virtually the same thing last night. The rest of the show and cast are phenomenal, yet she is the “star” of the show…
February 11th, 2011 at 9:18 AM
Anybody check out Parks and Rec last night? Ron Swanson killed it, as usual. Can we get Lisk to write a post using some crazy formula to prove that Swanson is perhaps the funniest character on TV?
I have not laugh that hard in a while. The formula definitely would include use of corn rows multiplied by mustache friction burns.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:18 AM
Delvan Roe is always fucking injured.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:18 AM
Let off some steam, Bennet.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:19 AM
“And if I wanted to sit around all day going nowhere, I’d be a teacher”. Archer was good last night.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:19 AM
I struggle now that Bob’s Burgers and Archer are the exact same voice
February 11th, 2011 at 9:19 AM
Roe apparently told Green before that play that he was going to streak down the court and get it for him.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:19 AM
what’s a gill?
February 11th, 2011 at 9:19 AM
That’s top notch television.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:20 AM
That’s why I enjoy ladies like Natalie Portman and Kate Beckinsale. No makeup required…
February 11th, 2011 at 9:20 AM
Except for Stacey Dash. Stacey Dash is the Chuck Norris of good looking female celebs.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:20 AM
It’s always amusing when guys dont realize that most of Hollywood actresses are nothing without their makeup artists.
like cj dreaming of sexting up TBL shirtless in his Knicks jersey, my dreams of Sofia Vergara are not of her huddled in an Adobe hut in Juarez pounding corn into tortillas.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:20 AM
Where and When and What is Archer?
February 11th, 2011 at 9:20 AM
How can you forget the kamono (sp?)
February 11th, 2011 at 9:20 AM
i thought it was beyond rediculous. the jim and pam story was kinda funny, but the michael/holly story was completely unbearable. i can suspend my disbelief for most of the show’s office hijinx, but i just couldn’t for this one.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:21 AM
Kate Beckinsale . . . so underrated. I’d take her to pound town in a heartbeat.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:22 AM
FX, Thursdays at 10, and it’s 30 minutes of hilarity.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:22 AM
“I’m not going to shoot you between the eyes…I’m gonna shoot you between the balls!”
February 11th, 2011 at 9:22 AM
But that’s why it was funny. Usually the Michael story is lame (which is was last night), but usually the secondary stories are lame. I thought drunk Pam and Jim was kinda funny.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:23 AM
Now what am I supposed to spread on my toast? Your tears?
February 11th, 2011 at 9:23 AM
I enjoy the opening scene, where Arnold strolls through the forest with his daughter (Alyssa Milano) and feeds a deer. Priceless.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:23 AM
It was a very elegant way to bitch about the internet. He is right but there’s no going back, this is the reality we live in now.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:24 AM
Time Magazine, US Weekly, and now TBL all falling for the same satirical article.
Wow.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:25 AM
they had one funny “b” story line, and unfunny “C” storyline masquerading as an A storyline, when the B should have been the “A” and the erin/andy should have been the B with michael/holly as the “C”
February 11th, 2011 at 9:25 AM
this video is a pretty sweet time lapse of all the snow Fayetteville got dumped on Wednesday.
link
February 11th, 2011 at 9:26 AM
Damn. Delvon has the worst of luck then. Want to see Izzo keep his streak of 13 NCAA tourney appearances going.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:26 AM
Nice analysis. But usually the office has A,B, and C as unfunny. Last nights made me laugh two or three times.
What was better? Ron Swanson just laughing about moving to Canada or Jack Donaghy ripping on Canada for a whole episode?
February 11th, 2011 at 9:27 AM
Roger Ebert, doin’ the damn thing:
It was a very elegant way to bitch about the internet. He is right but there’s no going back, this is the reality we live in now.
That was probably a result of the political molotov cocktails he would lob out every night starting around 10PM.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:27 AM
So.. she didn’t say those things? Woopsie.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:27 AM
Shape on that girl just doesn’t seem natural. Just a massive can and her waist is so small. This is not a complaint.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:28 AM
I thought the Jim and Pam story got pretty old once they got married. once they had the kid it became almost unbearably unfunny.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:28 AM
February 11th, 2011 at 9:28 AM
There’s still a chance this might happen. It would be weird if they weren’t in. It would take some much enjoyment out of the tournament. And before Spencer calls me a whiner, what would he say if O$U went 7-5?
February 11th, 2011 at 9:29 AM
He can take a high hard one with that broad brush he’s carrying around. Sometimes criticism is valid and if you dont want to be criticized then you chose the wrong line of work.
Besides, snipers are awesome.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:29 AM
Ha! Good call JPQ. He likes to use the medium to throw his barbs.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:30 AM
The fact that she said it jokingly and people bought it as fact tells you what you need to know about what most folks (including a lot of Republicans I know) think of Sarah Palin, don’t you think?
I mean, if you have to explain it’s a joke, it must not have been all the funny.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:30 AM
He was just trying to get noticed.
/Montemayor’d
February 11th, 2011 at 9:31 AM
I mean.. it says “Comedy” at the top of the article.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:31 AM
+ 1 enemy at the gates
February 11th, 2011 at 9:32 AM
Try again?
February 11th, 2011 at 9:32 AM
Palin satire is about the most difficult to detect in the universe.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:33 AM
I always the sex scene in that movie was hawt.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:33 AM
Brah… she didn’t say it.. at all.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:34 AM
yeah, differ’nt strokes and whatnot.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:34 AM
sniper w/ berenger and zane >>>>>>>>> enemy at the gates
February 11th, 2011 at 9:34 AM
It’s not that hard to believe she would say those things and mean it. If you can’t understand that, I’m sorry, I can’t help you.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:35 AM
Forgot the word “thought.” I always THOUGHT the sex scene in that movie was hawt.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:35 AM
But, she didn’t.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:36 AM
But where does Shooter rank?
February 11th, 2011 at 9:36 AM
Fantastic episode. I don’t know if its always been there. But last night I noticed that at Andy’s shoe shining station there is a framed picture of him servicing Peyton Manning. At least it looked like Peyton and would make sense. Can anyone confirm or deny this?
February 11th, 2011 at 9:36 AM
I agree except for Bob Haskins’s (aka Eddie Valiant) depiction of Kruschev and the scene at the end where Fiennes talks about why Communism doesn’t work.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:36 AM
Understood. I got that part.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:36 AM
If the NFLPA can successfully argue this franchise tag player position in court, holy shit. Things will be different if we ever see football again.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:37 AM
surprisingly high. id rather watch shooter than enemy at the gates.
i prefer my movie stalingrad to be less hollywood and more, you know, stalingrad.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:37 AM
/pours one out for irishmafia. Legend.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:37 AM
I’ve never noticed that before. I might have to rewatch that episode just to look for it. If I can find the time b/c I’m definitely watching Commando.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:37 AM
surprisingly high. id rather watch shooter than enemy at the gates.
i prefer my movie stalingrad to be less hollywood and more, you know, stalingrad.
/moderation’d
February 11th, 2011 at 9:38 AM
That’s a lot of “IFs”
February 11th, 2011 at 9:38 AM
This is true. I have no clue what the whole thing is about, but the fact of the matter is that Palin says dumb shit at least 10 times a day. The fact that people were so quick to believe that she would say something as dumb as what she was incorrectly attributed says all you need to say about her.
/please run in 2012
//the comic relief will be epic
February 11th, 2011 at 9:38 AM
There is very little on this planet that I hate more than a hypocrite. Has Ebert completely forgotten he made a living publicly and, sometimes, childishly criticizing directors, actors and screen writers for their work?
February 11th, 2011 at 9:39 AM
Spencer – what do you think of the Rock?
February 11th, 2011 at 9:39 AM
I don’t remember Enemy at the Gates being that good. I just remember the hawt sex scene.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:39 AM
Honest question: Has anyone ever made a good Stalingrad movie?
February 11th, 2011 at 9:39 AM
the best part about the Palin link? someone sent in the Conan/Time link. read it, saw the Palin link on TIME.com.
thought … whoa. read for the Palin line. linked it up.
i blame Time.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:40 AM
Until half of the country votes for her. Let’s not talk politics or religion today, ok?
February 11th, 2011 at 9:41 AM
I think Ebert was going after the anonymity aspect of the internet critic for the most part. At least that’s what I got out of the blurb.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:43 AM
Shooter is an awesome movie. Marky Mark: Legend. Kate Mara with a shotgun in her bra: Legendary.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:44 AM
The opening scenes were pretty good but overall the movie could have been a lot better.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:45 AM
And DePaul hired Oliver fucking Purnell. Sigh. Clearly my graduate institution doesn’t put as much stock in hair when hiring candidates as Hernia and I do.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:45 AM
I just realized he wasn’t the one that wrote the posted article. He just put it up on his blog.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:47 AM
And here I thought he couldn’t get any less funny.
/Nods at JPQ
Wow, I thought he was still coaching Clemson.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:47 AM
But, er, that’s not what you said.
Though I’m glad it’s been cleared up for you now.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:47 AM
Would you count her as a redhead? Or is she just straight up auburn?
February 11th, 2011 at 9:49 AM
Need to check the carpeting, not the drapes.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:50 AM
The difference is that he stood up for his opinions front and center on camera and in writing. The internet has accomodated the anonymous user a place to say things that may or may not be said without anonymity.
This has likely done more harm than good over the last 10 years. It’s not all bad, but the amount of hate, misinformation, and outright B.S. has grown to outrageous proportions.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:50 AM
Why is there no vid of Kovalchuk going end to end in OT for the game winner last night? He’s just like a kid out there having fun now with Jacques behind the bench!
February 11th, 2011 at 9:51 AM
I thought auburn was a type of redhead?
February 11th, 2011 at 9:51 AM
And that’s just SC talking about the Packers
February 11th, 2011 at 9:52 AM
Two is alot?
February 11th, 2011 at 9:53 AM
February 11th, 2011 at 9:53 AM
If I take out hate, then it’s SC talking about Iowa football.
/Funny how that works
February 11th, 2011 at 9:53 AM
I think I’m in love
February 11th, 2011 at 9:53 AM
I would agree with this. Therefore Kate Mara is another hot redhead actress.
/team redhead
//I’m the president of this team
February 11th, 2011 at 9:54 AM
Don’t forget the Red Sox, Red Wings, Cardinals and Gophers.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:54 AM
Why is there no vid of Kovalchuk going end to end in OT for the game winner last night? He’s just like a kid out there having fun now with Jacques behind the bench!
We all piled on him early in the year, myself included, hopefully with the understanding he wasn’t as bad as he was playing. I still hate that contract.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:54 AM
Harold reynolds yesterday didn;t think the Cubs were out of the questions for Pujolsm fwiw. i love that lavin is back in the spotlight. really enjoyed his insight when he was a regular guest on a sports radio show here, and his wife is hot for those who dig asian women
/not me
February 11th, 2011 at 9:55 AM
Why are all women irrational/crazy?
/that’s all I got.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:55 AM
He didn’t chum it up with another Russian afterwards and the media didn’t blow it out of proportion.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:55 AM
Maybe it’s something to do with bleeding from their vaginas.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:56 AM
fuck iowa.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:57 AM
I would agree with this. Therefore Kate Mara is another hot redhead actress.
christina hendricks pulls my hairline down.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:58 AM
I would like to subscribe to your team’s newsletter.
February 11th, 2011 at 9:58 AM
Your Packer and Catdinal and Sawx hate is admirable. But how in the hell can anyone hate the Golden Goofers?
Nawt you! Nawt you!
February 11th, 2011 at 9:58 AM
fuck iowa.
/moderation’d
February 11th, 2011 at 9:59 AM
It’s actually another word for herpes.
/the more you know
February 11th, 2011 at 9:59 AM
Um… how so? He was sitting in a room filled with directors and actors, watching a movie, and then getting up in front of them and criticizing their work. Sure, he wasn’t an anonymous person making critical statements, but he was still making them.
There is some validity in the anonymity argument, I just have a problem with this british guy painting with such a broad brush. ALL internet commenters are illiterate and foulmouthed, ALL internet commenters say mean things because someone said the same thing to them blah blah blah. Give me a break.
February 11th, 2011 at 10:00 AM
*wasn’t, not was. God damn it.
February 11th, 2011 at 10:00 AM
Did anyone else notice that the old man getting robbed takes the 1′s, 5′s, and 10′s out of the register, but leaves the 20′s. Pretty big balls when a guy has a gun.
February 11th, 2011 at 10:01 AM
Tomorrow is Hockey Day in Canada(sounds redundant I know). Triple header on CBC featuring all Canadian teams, great Saturday.
February 11th, 2011 at 10:01 AM
Except for Stacey Dash. Stacey Dash is the Chuck Norris of good looking female celebs.
She is gorgeous.
February 11th, 2011 at 10:01 AM
We’re starting a movement!!!!!!!
February 11th, 2011 at 10:02 AM
New Shay Maria at theCHIVE today! WOOHOO!
/continues refreshing in other tab
February 11th, 2011 at 10:02 AM
ding, ding, ding.
/already a victim of the bitchy girlfriend this morning.
February 11th, 2011 at 10:02 AM
I know some have complained about the quality of the comments lately. But as long as we get 100% true and awesome comments like this, I’m sticking around.
/Fuck OSU jr. too
February 11th, 2011 at 10:03 AM
is that site fairly safe for work?
February 11th, 2011 at 10:04 AM
She was great on the short-lived and totally underrated show Upright Citizens Brigade.
February 11th, 2011 at 10:05 AM
Whoa… let’s not get ahead of ourselves. Fuck the motherfuck out of Michigan.
February 11th, 2011 at 10:05 AM
All week for me, ark. All week. Hitting the bottle hard tonight. Happy Hour starts early today for this guy.
February 11th, 2011 at 10:05 AM
/already a victim of the bitchy girlfriend this morning.
Ha… wish I had your problem. Found out last night that I was pretty much getting played like a fiddle AFTER I bought and sent her a V-day gift.
/always a good feeling
February 11th, 2011 at 10:05 AM
is that site fairly safe for work?
I’d say fairly safe for work, but might be better off waiting until you’re at home.
Speaking of the Chive and redheads though.
February 11th, 2011 at 10:07 AM
THIS
/2010′d
February 11th, 2011 at 10:07 AM
Was trying to come up with a good line about him “packin’”, but as usual I failed.
February 11th, 2011 at 10:07 AM
Good on you, TBL. Little charity is good for the soul.
February 11th, 2011 at 10:08 AM
Anyone who is a Friend of Izzo obviously has some sort of personality flaw, it’s science…get out while you can
February 11th, 2011 at 10:09 AM
Why? Cuz we’re not fat from eating cheese and sausage constantly?
/stereotype’d
February 11th, 2011 at 10:09 AM
Fuck you, Doyel. Half the city’s big businesses (including Big Oil and Ruth’s Chris Steak House) pulled out of the city before the waters receded and used Katrina as an excuse. We are very sensitive about being abandoned by the things and people we care about, and you don’t understand that until you lived it.
That being said, I am sick of hearing about Payton. If you belive what we’re seeing down here, this isn’t about his family. He was busted pulling a Tiger Woods.
February 11th, 2011 at 10:10 AM
well then I guess it will be appropriate that I am treating myself to a bottle of Bulliet tonight.
/hi five
February 11th, 2011 at 10:10 AM
Link?
February 11th, 2011 at 10:11 AM
Tonight I’m tearing up the Molson Ice!
February 11th, 2011 at 10:12 AM
Is The Chive a site that will be blocked by work?
February 11th, 2011 at 10:12 AM
What? Link!!
February 11th, 2011 at 10:12 AM
Honestly, man… it’d be nice if Sparty could figure their shit out because I pretty much have to avoid her after gamedays now.
February 11th, 2011 at 10:14 AM
he was the best at what he did for a long time but now he’s a loser and illformula loses money betting on him?
February 11th, 2011 at 10:17 AM
BAHAHAHHAHAAHA
I just saw CJ’s comment about her dream last night. That’s some funny shit. The comment section inspired a fucked up zombie dream for me a couple nights ago.
February 11th, 2011 at 10:18 AM
That being said, I am sick of hearing about Payton. If you belive what we’re seeing down here, this isn’t about his family. He was busted pulling a Tiger Woods.
Or, in other words, what cities with an inferiority complex say when a high profile person pulls a cut&run on your hometown
/Dominik Hasek & Buffalo’d
February 11th, 2011 at 10:18 AM
Guys, you’re 9 times out of 10 responsible for your girlfriend’s bad mood.
February 11th, 2011 at 10:18 AM
Francia Raisa is pretty awesome.
February 11th, 2011 at 10:19 AM
Wtf? No. Not a chance.
February 11th, 2011 at 10:20 AM
This is complete bullshit.
February 11th, 2011 at 10:20 AM
Dom.Legend
But I was sad to see Vyacheslav go.
February 11th, 2011 at 10:20 AM
I think you forgot to add /completely biased to the end of that statement.
February 11th, 2011 at 10:20 AM
for serious.
February 11th, 2011 at 10:21 AM
Nope. We are 9 times out of 10 responsible for making her bad mood worse, but we are usually not the cause of it.
February 11th, 2011 at 10:21 AM
/Dominik Hasek & Buffalo’d
/Ted Nolan’d
February 11th, 2011 at 10:21 AM
you’re wrong or you date shitty guys or both.
February 11th, 2011 at 10:22 AM
This about covers it.
February 11th, 2011 at 10:22 AM
All of these comments are proof of your obliviousness.
February 11th, 2011 at 10:23 AM
Canadians are weird.
February 11th, 2011 at 10:23 AM
That’s a good fix. Much more accurate than what SG said.
February 11th, 2011 at 10:23 AM
you’re wrong or you date shitty guys or both
This. There are guys out there who aren’t complete assholes all the time. You know this, right?
February 11th, 2011 at 10:24 AM
I would say that your comments serve as proof that women can be irrational.
February 11th, 2011 at 10:24 AM
Canadians are weird.
You did read the caption below the photo right?
/Vancouver Giants & Kamloops Blazers are playing a game in Whitehorse
February 11th, 2011 at 10:25 AM
This. You know we’re not all like spencer, right?
February 11th, 2011 at 10:25 AM
@sportsgal116: I see you as being very moody. It’s probably just you.
February 11th, 2011 at 10:26 AM
I’m searching for the most credible Payton links either. I only have like 2 short breaks today.
February 11th, 2011 at 10:26 AM
Yes. Native dance or not there’s no one enjoying an adult beverage out of the Chalice so something is wrong with that photo.
/drinks cereal milk out of Stanley Cup replica on desk
February 11th, 2011 at 10:26 AM
sportsgal – stop trying to date Tucker Max wannabes and you’ll be happier.
/science
February 11th, 2011 at 10:27 AM
Just catching up…but holy-shite…Sofia Vergara?!
Life has no meaning.
February 11th, 2011 at 10:27 AM
there’s no one enjoying an adult beverage out of the Chalice so something is wrong with that photo.
Perhaps people in Whitehorse prefer not bring down the wrath of the hockey gods on their favorite teams….
February 11th, 2011 at 10:27 AM
Oh my… Tom Waddle giving the mustache look a shot.
February 11th, 2011 at 10:29 AM
Getting Mars vs. Venus in here.
February 11th, 2011 at 10:29 AM
Also about Payton: if he would have moved to any other city but Dallas, nobody would care. Saints fans have a complex about the Cowobys. I’m not going into my old stuff, but the Cowboys always get the publicity, attention, and headlines, but the Saints have been better than them for at least a decade now. And if we lose our coach to the Cowboys one day just because “they’re the Cowboys,” many Saints fans (not me, honestly) are going to lose it.
February 11th, 2011 at 10:29 AM
+1
February 11th, 2011 at 10:30 AM
I wasn’t gonna comment, but after I saw that round picture, all I have to say is GOD DAMN I would tear her apart. Very sexy.
/ Found a new favourite
February 11th, 2011 at 10:30 AM
There are few things more infuriating to me then when I see a great girl dating a complete asshole.
/bitter
February 11th, 2011 at 10:31 AM
February 11th, 2011 at 10:32 AM
You must get infuriated all the time then.
February 11th, 2011 at 10:32 AM
quote fail
February 11th, 2011 at 10:33 AM
Definitely. I was, as Sam Kinison would say, the “emotional tampon.” I was a nice guy, so the women I wanted to date would make friends to me just to bitch about how the guy she was dating treated her like complete shit.
February 11th, 2011 at 10:38 AM
Definitely. I was, as Sam Kinison would say, the “emotional tampon.” I was a nice guy, so the women I wanted to date would make friends to me just to bitch about how the guy she was dating treated her like complete shit.
In the same boat. I feel your pain brotha. Only in our hours spent on the phone, she never mentioned to me that she was dating someone. I had to find out through pictures she posted on Facebook.
/Fucking Zuckerberg
//Raises fist to sky
February 11th, 2011 at 10:40 AM
I’m married. I don’t miss dating at all.
February 11th, 2011 at 10:50 AM
Dominik Hasek & Buffalo’d
/Ted Nolan’d
/Ted Nolan & Dominator’s wife’d
//tying in the Payton cheating reference’d
February 11th, 2011 at 11:15 AM
“Porno filmed on public Miami Beach island in broad daylight”