Florida Swimmers Arrested for Shoplifting
More Arrests at Florida: “Two University of Florida swimmers were arrested on shoplifting charges in Orlando on Saturday and are suspended from the team indefinitely. Juniors Lily Ramirez, of Gainesville, and Daniela Victoria, from Plantation, were arrested by the Orange County Sherriff’s Office at The Florida Mall. The two face charges of misdemeanor petty theft after admitting to taking two jackets valued at $130 total from Nordstrom’s.” Clearly, the swimmers have been hanging out with the football players. [Sentinel]

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February 9th, 2011 at 10:42 AM
No, no.
February 9th, 2011 at 10:44 AM
big no as to the first one.
second one is cute enough and she’s probably in great shape, so that’s a yes.
February 9th, 2011 at 10:44 AM
nice article next to the swimmer article. Wonder if he worked with Billy West over the summer to perfect his pitch
February 9th, 2011 at 10:44 AM
This wouldn’t happen if we stopped the school’s exploitation of their athletes and started paying swimmers.
February 9th, 2011 at 10:45 AM
I don’t understand why girls on the swim team have long hair. Doesn’t the pool just completely wreck your hair? I know they wear swim caps but they don’t wear them all the time.
February 9th, 2011 at 10:47 AM
Nice
February 9th, 2011 at 10:47 AM
Yuck on the first, I would hit the second.
But seriously, why are people so fucking stupid?
February 9th, 2011 at 10:48 AM
Bobby Bowden says they will return to the pool soon.
February 9th, 2011 at 10:49 AM
Urban Meyer already re-instated them.
February 9th, 2011 at 10:50 AM
I usually had mine around shoulder length when I swam just because of the pain of how long it took to dry after you shower after practice. It didnt really get damaged though, the cap probably helps with that. I used a lot of conditioner and did a weekly treatement thing too.
February 9th, 2011 at 10:52 AM
OH I forgot to add….THUGGGGGGGGGGGGS
/If a UF fan ever uses the thug taunt to me again I’m going to pee in his/her mouth
February 9th, 2011 at 10:52 AM
It looks like the first girl doesn’t use either of those products and cakes her dry hair with gel. Yuck.
February 9th, 2011 at 10:52 AM
/If a UF fan ever uses the thug taunt to me again I’m going to pee in his/her mouth
Never pictured you as a fan of golden showers cleet. I learn something new every day on here.
February 9th, 2011 at 10:53 AM
/Team Al Golden
February 9th, 2011 at 10:53 AM
Al Golden is the ‘Canes coach so that’s now standard operating procedure.
February 9th, 2011 at 10:53 AM
/Team Al Golden
I see what you did there. +1
February 9th, 2011 at 10:54 AM
Is it time to get off topic yet? Did anyone see the Boobs formerly known as Katy Perry on “How I Met Your Mother”? I watched that, and “The Chicago Code” pilot last night. Might give “Code” a shot… same guy as the shield.
/If it’s good, it better not go the way of “Terriers”… TBL got me on that then it was cancelled a month later.
February 9th, 2011 at 10:54 AM
Eff.
February 9th, 2011 at 10:54 AM
judging by the smell coming from coral gables, it seems the pee-pidemic, is widespread amongst cane fans.
February 9th, 2011 at 10:55 AM
I was a little late to the party on this, but NFLPRGuy claims that the fans who got hosed received the following: “The 400 fans w/out seats last nite went on field postgame, received free merchandise, food, beverage, $2,400, free SB46 tix.” They still got hosed, but overall, not a bad take.
February 9th, 2011 at 10:56 AM
Tim Tebow leaves and the whole town goes to hell. By 2014 it won’t even be an accredited university.
February 9th, 2011 at 10:56 AM
big no as to the first one.
second one is cute enough and she’s probably in great shape, so that’s a yes.
co-sign. I’ve yet to see a swimmer that didn’t have a great body, although I could do without the huge shoulders.
February 9th, 2011 at 10:57 AM
someone once pee’d in a guy’s shampoo bottle in the locker room and called it P05 instead of VO5 in high school. Not sure how long that dude was using that shampoo (weeks? months?) but he was an asshole so no one bothered to tell him.
February 9th, 2011 at 10:58 AM
Did anyone see the Boobs formerly known as Katy Perry on “How I Met Your Mother”?
I’m I the only guy that doesn’t find her attractive in the least? I had this opinion before the picture of her without makeup, but I thought I could pretty much rest my case after that came out. Apparently not though.
February 9th, 2011 at 10:59 AM
no i think she’s average aside from her exquisite rack.
February 9th, 2011 at 11:00 AM
someone once pee’d in a guy’s shampoo bottle in the locker room and called it P05 instead of VO5 in high school. Not sure how long that dude was using that shampoo (weeks? months?) but he was an asshole so no one bothered to tell him.
That shit ain’t right.
February 9th, 2011 at 11:00 AM
My junior year of college, one of my friends discovered that a frosh was using his body wash. So he went #3 in the bottle and let the kid continue to use it.
February 9th, 2011 at 11:00 AM
co-sign. I’ve yet to see a swimmer that didn’t have a great body, although I could do without the huge shoulders.
Agreed. Not all of them have swimmer shoulders though. Amanda Beard for exmaple.
NSFW.
February 9th, 2011 at 11:00 AM
Urine good hands in the Gables.
February 9th, 2011 at 11:00 AM
badger her face is her worst part, and even that is very acceptable. not pretty but not ugly. sliding scale, face/body ratio, all that = yes please
February 9th, 2011 at 11:00 AM
no i think she’s average aside from her exquisite rack.
boobs are overrated.
/yeah, I said it.
February 9th, 2011 at 11:01 AM
Boooooooiiiiiiinnnnggggg.
February 9th, 2011 at 11:01 AM
Oh I don’t think she’s particularly attractive… especially if you see pictures before all the stylists do their thing. Mostly after the Sesame Street thing (and the Simpsons) everywhere she is, it’s just about her boobs, so I’m trying to make it so she’s just referred to as “Katy Perry’s Boobs” from now on. It’s demeaning, and fun at the same time!
February 9th, 2011 at 11:01 AM
I hear it’s very good for the skin. Sounds like a win/win.
February 9th, 2011 at 11:01 AM
They actually get to chose which Super Bowl they would like to attend, in case they want to try to wait for their team to get back.
February 9th, 2011 at 11:01 AM
wtf is #3? spooge?
February 9th, 2011 at 11:01 AM
no i think she’s average aside from her exquisite rack.
Pretty much this. I can’t imagine anyone thinking she’s actually ‘pretty’. She’s got a rack and that’s about it.
February 9th, 2011 at 11:02 AM
When it comes to women, nothing is underrated, brah. Don’t let your dick discriminate.
February 9th, 2011 at 11:03 AM
A lot of butterfly, backstroke, and IM swimmers have the huge shoulders. It’s amazing to see them once they stop swimming. The shoulders disappear and they start looking more normal pretty quickly. I once dated a swimmer that went to Missouri and she got pretty bulky in college swimming those events.
SG…most girls usually wear swim caps close to 100% of the time when they are swimming.
February 9th, 2011 at 11:03 AM
That is MUCH better.
February 9th, 2011 at 11:03 AM
I would like to see Katy Perry topless so I can just get it over with. Won’t happen until her music career draws to a close though.
February 9th, 2011 at 11:03 AM
boobs are overrated.
/yeah, I said it.
You must be Cosmo Kramer, Assman.
/Hernia’d.
February 9th, 2011 at 11:04 AM
badger her face is her worst part
But when I judge a lady’s attractiveness, the face is the most important part. Call me crazy. That’s why I don’t get the “OMG Katy Perry is so hot” hype.
February 9th, 2011 at 11:04 AM
When it comes to women, nothing is underrated, brah. Don’t let your dick discriminate.
You are truly a wise man.
February 9th, 2011 at 11:04 AM
Amusing gallery of Diouf gifs, I hate Rangers (SPL).
February 9th, 2011 at 11:06 AM
I will absolutely discriminate. Unless I’m drunk.
February 9th, 2011 at 11:06 AM
Amusing gallery of Diouf gifs, I hate Rangers (SPL).
That is fantastic. I think the bomb is my favorite one.
February 9th, 2011 at 11:06 AM
stephen assbag smith is back at espn!?? how the hell does that butthole keep getting work? i guess espn just knows they can pee all over us.
February 9th, 2011 at 11:06 AM
You must be Cosmo Kramer, Assman.
Meh, I’ve always been more of a leg guy myself. Not sure why. My friends give me shit for it all the time. But smile/eyes trump all, in my opinion. Although, as Jersey said, I shouldn’t (and don’t) discriminate. Just giving my preferences.
February 9th, 2011 at 11:06 AM
Amazing.
February 9th, 2011 at 11:09 AM
I was looking through that thread the other night. Some awesome ones in there. Number 12 on that page is the winner.
February 9th, 2011 at 11:15 AM
This is indeed one option, but if you choose this, I don’t think you get the $2400. I guess which you choose would depend on whether you were there specifically to see GB or PIT or if you were just going for the experience.