A Rap Song Parody About The Pittsburgh Penguins Is As Bad As You Would Assume

All, NHL, Video Stephen Douglas February 2nd. 2011, 12:20pm

Why would you write a parody song about the Penguins set to the tune of Wiz Khalifa’s Black and Yellow? Well, that’s the kind of question that the Hockey Gods and Chet Haze don’t want to answer. Hey, if you didn’t hate the Penguins before, how about now?

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39 Responses to “A Rap Song Parody About The Pittsburgh Penguins Is As Bad As You Would Assume”

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Der Kaiser Says:
February 2nd, 2011 at 12:22 PM
I blame Eminem for giving hope to dopey white kids everywhere that they can rap or be cool.
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SouvenirCity Says:
February 2nd, 2011 at 12:22 PM
Hey, if you didn’t hate the Penguins before, how about now?
I hated them before. I pity them now.
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johndewar Says:
February 2nd, 2011 at 12:24 PM
I hated them before. I pity them now.
Hey Pens fans! There was NHL hockey before 2005.
True story!
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RexKramerDangerSeeker Says:
February 2nd, 2011 at 12:26 PM
CRM, would it have killed you to write a lengthy, Liskian post about this? I’m talking a Grade A print ‘n poo.
/probably would actually kill you
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Geeezeus Says:
February 2nd, 2011 at 12:27 PM
That video is all kinds of awful. Don Cherry prefers this.
/link ^
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VladimirCrouton Says:
February 2nd, 2011 at 12:27 PM
Sounds about as good as 90% of rap songs these days. Calling Pronger a baby? That’s rich….
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YYSA Says:
February 2nd, 2011 at 12:27 PM
Lame. Goes back to doing the creep.
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Jim Harbaugh Scramble Says:
February 2nd, 2011 at 12:28 PM
Well at least the rapper isn’t bandwagon, that Pens jersey is ancient.
Hey Pens fans! There was NHL hockey before 2005.
+1.
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RexKramerDangerSeeker Says:
February 2nd, 2011 at 12:28 PM
Black and Yellow, Black and Yellow and now I have Tom Hanks’ kid and his Purple and White lyrical flashback pounding my skull.
/motherpucking? motherpucking.
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Geeezeus Says:
February 2nd, 2011 at 12:28 PM
Hey Pens fans! There was NHL hockey before 2005.
To be fair, the guy did say his favorite player was Tom Barrasso.
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johndewar Says:
February 2nd, 2011 at 12:29 PM
That video is all kinds of awful. Don Cherry prefers this.
That is likely the video that drove Kevin Stevens to the pipe.
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Jim Harbaugh Scramble Says:
February 2nd, 2011 at 12:29 PM
This is interesting:
http://espn.go.com/blog/bigten/post/_/id/23103/ohio-state-recruit-chris-carter-arrested
lowlight of the story:
Ohio State recruit Chris Carter Jr. was arrested Tuesday on suspicion of fondling as many as eight girls while pretending to measure them for ROTC uniforms
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Senator Jersey Says:
February 2nd, 2011 at 12:30 PM
Fucking white people.
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VladimirCrouton Says:
February 2nd, 2011 at 12:30 PM
I’m sure they could of worked in Kevin Stevens smoking crack with whores.
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Geeezeus Says:
February 2nd, 2011 at 12:30 PM
That is likely the video that drove Kevin Stevens to the pipe.
I like to think that it was living in Pittsburgh that did it.
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spencer096 Says:
February 2nd, 2011 at 12:31 PM
Fucking white people.
fuck you.
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VladimirCrouton Says:
February 2nd, 2011 at 12:31 PM
Mike Smith got waived.
/crickets
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Geeezeus Says:
February 2nd, 2011 at 12:32 PM
Moderation is annoying:
That is likely the video that drove Kevin Stevens to the pipe.
I like to think that it was living in Shittsburgh that did it.
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Geeezeus Says:
February 2nd, 2011 at 12:33 PM
Mike Smith got waived.
Stortini cleared waivers.
/steps on crickets
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spencer096 Says:
February 2nd, 2011 at 12:34 PM
That is likely the video that drove Kevin Stevens to the pipe.
I like to think that it was living in Shittsburgh that did it.
he’s from boston…they love their narcotics in drugachussetts.
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Roethlishotdog Says:
February 2nd, 2011 at 12:34 PM
This is interesting:
http://espn.go.com/blog/bigten/post/_/id/23103/ohio-state-recruit-chris-carter-arrested
I’d be more inclined to make fun if a PSU lineman hadn’t been popped for a DUI this morning
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Senator Jersey Says:
February 2nd, 2011 at 12:35 PM
he’s from boston…they love their narcotics in drugachussetts.
Spencer will not stop until he bitchsmacks every state in the union.
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spencer096 Says:
February 2nd, 2011 at 12:35 PM
Stortini cleared waivers.
sounds like a kind of pasta.
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spencer096 Says:
February 2nd, 2011 at 12:36 PM
jersey…montana’s cool.
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Senator Jersey Says:
February 2nd, 2011 at 12:37 PM
jersey…montana’s cool.
Damn it.
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Geeezeus Says:
February 2nd, 2011 at 12:38 PM
sounds like a kind of pasta.
Pasta that skates poorly, has no discernible scoring touch and prefers hugging to fighting.
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spencer096 Says:
February 2nd, 2011 at 12:38 PM
i mean, what can i say bad about montana?
“what a shitty state with it’s wide open spaces, lack of pollution, beautiful landscapes, no speed limit and lax drug enforcement.”
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Senator Jersey Says:
February 2nd, 2011 at 12:38 PM
Yeah.. Saban is the best fucking coach in the country. ROLL TIDE INDEED!!!
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Geeezeus Says:
February 2nd, 2011 at 12:39 PM
i mean, what can i say bad about montana?
It borders America lite?
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Mantis Toboggan (Your comment is awaiting moderation) Says:
February 2nd, 2011 at 12:39 PM
I’m starting to hear the Black and Yelllow song all over the place again today. I want to kill someone.
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spencer096 Says:
February 2nd, 2011 at 12:41 PM
It borders America lite?
yea, but i only make fun of canada when you say something that pisses me off. i like canada.
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Brad Clooney Says:
February 2nd, 2011 at 12:41 PM
Spencer: I moved to Montana when I was younger, and while Western Montana is some of the most gorgeous land in the country, Eastern Montana is a pile of shit that you could make fun of for the rest of your life.
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Mantis Toboggan (Your comment is awaiting moderation) Says:
February 2nd, 2011 at 12:41 PM
Hey Pens fans! There was NHL hockey before 2005.
True story!
Really? I didn’t know that
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spencer096 Says:
February 2nd, 2011 at 12:43 PM
Spencer: I moved to Montana when I was younger, and while Western Montana is some of the most gorgeous land in the country, Eastern Montana is a pile of shit that you could make fun of for the rest of your life.
yea…ive really only been to missoula and the area around there. never made it thru the eastern part of the state.
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Geeezeus Says:
February 2nd, 2011 at 12:43 PM
Really? I didn’t know that
I like this one better.
/still can’t believe teams wore Cooperalls
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Triston27 Says:
February 2nd, 2011 at 12:50 PM
“what a shitty state with it’s wide open spaces, lack of pollution, beautiful landscapes, no speed limit and lax drug enforcement.”
Pretty sure they instituted an interstate speed limit about 12 years ago. When they get the internet, maybe someone from there will read TBL and confirm.
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spencer096 Says:
February 2nd, 2011 at 12:50 PM
where the fuck did everyone go?
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Roethlishotdog Says:
February 2nd, 2011 at 12:51 PM
Pretty sure they instituted an interstate speed limit about 12 years ago. When they get the internet, maybe someone from there will read TBL and confirm.
I was there about 1.5 years ago. The interstate around Missoula did have a speed limit (I think 75).
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hand model of consistency Says:
February 2nd, 2011 at 1:11 PM
Holy shit that’s embarassing. I especially enjoyed the part where the hot Caps fans chicks beat the shit out of MC Five Hole.