Matt Hasselbeck & Jon Kitna Are Backing an “Anti-Pornography” Event on Super Bowl Sunday
All, Jacking off, Media Gossip/Musings, NFL, Poon February 1st. 2011, 1:12pm
According to the group that is crusading against internet porn, 75 million people may watch the Super Bowl on Sunday. And 40 million people will be looking at internet porn. NFL QBs Matt Hasselbeck and Jon Kitna have lent their support to the cause. Yahoo’s Mike Silver is not thrilled. “Really, guys? That’s your crusade – trying to ensure that those of us who might look for a little diversionary arousal on our laptops or TV sets, in the privacy of our homes or hotel rooms, cleanse our sinful souls by keeping it PG-13?”
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February 1st, 2011 at 1:15 PM
they will take my porn away from me over my dead body!!!!!!!!!
February 1st, 2011 at 1:15 PM
Just another reason to dislike both of these douches.
February 1st, 2011 at 1:15 PM
I guess Arizona isnt supporting this.
/last year’d
February 1st, 2011 at 1:16 PM
What I learned from this? Yahoo’s Mike Silver watches porn.
February 1st, 2011 at 1:17 PM
/pulls pants up
Only 40 million?
February 1st, 2011 at 1:17 PM
Hasn’t Kitna hurt Lions fans enough?
February 1st, 2011 at 1:17 PM
/masturbates
February 1st, 2011 at 1:18 PM
WHy did this link lead me to a site that was blocked by my employer for falling under the subject of pornography?
February 1st, 2011 at 1:18 PM
What I learned from this? Yahoo’s Mike Silver watches porn
That’s what I was thinking.
February 1st, 2011 at 1:18 PM
CJ – It has xxx in the web address.
February 1st, 2011 at 1:19 PM
Chances of Ben Roethlisberger making this event?
February 1st, 2011 at 1:19 PM
The Internet is for porn, the internet is for porn, just grab your dick and double-click for porn, porn, porn!
/Avenue Q’d
February 1st, 2011 at 1:19 PM
Mike Silver must have the longest sports column on the internet that nobody reads.
February 1st, 2011 at 1:20 PM
We want the
ballporn and we’re gonna score!February 1st, 2011 at 1:20 PM
I take back anything I ever may have said about wanting Kitna to QB the Vikings last year. this guy obviously isn’t a leader of men.
February 1st, 2011 at 1:20 PM
This ain’t the NFL XXX: Starring Matt Hasselsbutts and Dong Kitna coming up….
February 1st, 2011 at 1:21 PM
Boo these men
February 1st, 2011 at 1:21 PM
can hasselbeck even spell P-O-R-N?
/cromartie’d
February 1st, 2011 at 1:23 PM
I hear he’s already got Sainz cornered in the locker room
/not confirmed by me
February 1st, 2011 at 1:23 PM
Packers defensive lineman Ryan Pickett also supports this. This only hammers home the Steelers blowout.
February 1st, 2011 at 1:24 PM
interesting post
/switches back to my porn tab
February 1st, 2011 at 1:25 PM
If I was Hasselbald, I would’ve fired back at Cromartie with this zinger: CBA means Condom Broke Again.
February 1st, 2011 at 1:26 PM
agree.
/now going to watch alexis amore video
February 1st, 2011 at 1:26 PM
I am not sure what’s funnier: the fact that there is a Jacking off tag or that the only other posts to use it were Brett Favre Dong related.
February 1st, 2011 at 1:27 PM
Does watching videos that I downloaded FROM the internet count as watching internet porn?
February 1st, 2011 at 1:27 PM
Condom? What the fuck is a condom?
/Travis Henry’d
February 1st, 2011 at 1:28 PM
Shouldn’t that last Ines Sainz post be under this tag?
February 1st, 2011 at 1:29 PM
good God, TBL…we have GOT to get you into Hernia’s School of Humorous Captioning stat.
February 1st, 2011 at 1:29 PM
How many will be watching both? [raises hand] I’m a multitasker
/sexual tyrannosaurus
February 1st, 2011 at 1:30 PM
This
February 1st, 2011 at 1:30 PM
I dunno, those captions are hilarious in a “so bad it’s good” kinda way.
February 1st, 2011 at 1:30 PM
I mean, they give him the big lecturing hall. I don’t understand why he hasn’t enrolled yet.
Hasselbeck and Jon Kitna are wound up too tightly.
February 1st, 2011 at 1:31 PM
I hope Cromartie eats his children
February 1st, 2011 at 1:31 PM
What I got from those captions is that Kitna still likes a good Hustler.
February 1st, 2011 at 1:31 PM
They should watch some porn to fix that.
February 1st, 2011 at 1:32 PM
i’ll be watching both, and i won’t even be at my house.
February 1st, 2011 at 1:34 PM
Fuck this shit. Stupid family-values bullshit. We’re human, we have needs.
February 1st, 2011 at 1:35 PM
Does watching videos that I downloaded FROM the internet count as watching internet porn?
it counts as an investment in your health
February 1st, 2011 at 1:35 PM
this just made me think of the classic Goya painting “Saturn Devouring his Son.”
February 1st, 2011 at 1:36 PM
the worst thing about the no-recent posts no recent comments setup is that you can;t tell when a late comment is put up at a previus post
or cany you? i’ll be hung and wait for my answer
February 1st, 2011 at 1:38 PM
this just made me think of the classic Goya painting “Saturn Devouring his Son.”
wow! me too!
/not really
//you cultured snob
February 1st, 2011 at 1:38 PM
If God didnt want us to look at porn he never would have shown Al Gore how to create the internet. Divine intervention I say.
February 1st, 2011 at 1:39 PM
These guys need more Carmella Bing in their lives.
February 1st, 2011 at 1:39 PM
The greatest Spanish painter. I’m going back to Spain in a few weeks and will probably go to the Prado again just to see his works for a second time.
February 1st, 2011 at 1:39 PM
this just made me think of the classic Goya painting “Saturn Devouring his Son.”
Did you just watch Wall Street 2 also?
February 1st, 2011 at 1:39 PM
What’s this Internet thing?
/Couric and Gumbel’d
February 1st, 2011 at 1:40 PM
I wish I was stuck at room in the snow storm right now……..
February 1st, 2011 at 1:41 PM
home I mean. wtf
February 1st, 2011 at 1:42 PM
Carmella Bing. Legend.
February 1st, 2011 at 1:42 PM
this comments section is why TBL has one of the best sports communities on the web.
a job well done.
*stands, claps*
February 1st, 2011 at 1:42 PM
If Cromartie still wants to pound on Hasselback, I fully support him.
February 1st, 2011 at 1:42 PM
go check out her new stuff.
she’s pretty much a bbw now.
February 1st, 2011 at 1:43 PM
And aids victim
February 1st, 2011 at 1:46 PM
guys making statements like this are naturally followed by somoene finding their decades-old appearance on a gay porn site, like the nebraska grapplers
February 1st, 2011 at 1:46 PM
she’s pretty much a bbw now.
How…interesting?
February 1st, 2011 at 1:47 PM
I’m kind of proud for not knowing this.
February 1st, 2011 at 1:47 PM
he had the secret to the internet for years in his lock box, which was safely stored in a slightly larger lock box, and that was also safely stored in a slightly larger lock box, since the late 1950′s.
February 1st, 2011 at 1:48 PM
Fat Nicole Eggert >>> Fat Carmella Bing.
/bsanders.
February 1st, 2011 at 1:48 PM
/pours one out
//puts lime green polo at half mast
February 1st, 2011 at 1:48 PM
Everyone that will be effected by the snownami blizzard-you are gonna short circuit the servers of youporn and redtube the next 24-48 hours.
Also, wonder what kind of porn Silver looks at. My bet is ethnically diverse midget porn.
February 1st, 2011 at 1:49 PM
Fat Jessica Simpson > Fat Nicole Eggert > Fat Carmella Bing
February 1st, 2011 at 1:50 PM
rumor.
February 1st, 2011 at 1:50 PM
Considering he’s a Republican you’d think Matt Hasselbeck would respect legitimate business enterprises succeeding…it’s a free market, if you don’t like internet porn, don’t watch it
February 1st, 2011 at 1:50 PM
probably likes midgets vs. amazons vs bbw
which is sorta like super croc v hippo v gorilla.
February 1st, 2011 at 1:50 PM
I’m torn between snOMG and Snoprah for this storm.
February 1st, 2011 at 1:51 PM
for those with really good imaginations, don’t forget Literotica
February 1st, 2011 at 1:51 PM
I’m amused to discover that BBW actually has a Wiki entry.
Also, I prefer Shyla Stylez.
February 1st, 2011 at 1:52 PM
I thought the correct answer was Amy Reid, but what do I know?
February 1st, 2011 at 1:52 PM
Beefy softball player chicks
February 1st, 2011 at 1:53 PM
Winner.
February 1st, 2011 at 1:53 PM
wow, i really thought that said Andy Reid at first. almost stabbed by pen into my eyes.
February 1st, 2011 at 1:57 PM
Two girls, one cup.
February 1st, 2011 at 1:57 PM
Redundancy alert.
Hasselbeck’s actual agenda is to remove the stigma against bald people in porn.
February 1st, 2011 at 1:58 PM
I’m proud to say I’ve never seen this.
February 1st, 2011 at 1:59 PM
And with that note I shall grab my waste basket and puke up my meatball panini I had just eaten for lunch.
February 1st, 2011 at 2:00 PM
What the hell is bbw?
February 1st, 2011 at 2:00 PM
Me too. I don’t know how old the stuff was but she looked smoking. And since we’re talking old, Linsey Dawn Mackenzie back in the day, holy christ.
February 1st, 2011 at 2:01 PM
See my comment from a few minutes ago.
February 1st, 2011 at 2:02 PM
Your no Randy Marsh them
February 1st, 2011 at 2:02 PM
What the hell is bbw?
Google and have a look. Better yet, go to Google Images and start your search there.
/just not at work.
February 1st, 2011 at 2:02 PM
Madden 2011 says Steelers win the SB. Six out of the last seven Super Bowl champions have been accurately predicted by Madden
http://kotaku.com/5748775/now-you-can-skip-the-super-bowl
February 1st, 2011 at 2:03 PM
watsonian, i’m in western burbs, not chicago. and i’ve never seen the thiesman injury or two girls one cup
February 1st, 2011 at 2:04 PM
I’m not, but no man is.
February 1st, 2011 at 2:05 PM
This thread is icky.
February 1st, 2011 at 2:07 PM
/Kitna’d
//Hasselbeck’d
February 1st, 2011 at 2:08 PM
This thread is icky.
Hey we all put our pants back on. Don’t go prudish on us.
February 1st, 2011 at 2:08 PM
So you’re saying there’s a chance!
Was Pouncey playing for the Steelers?
February 1st, 2011 at 2:09 PM
Quite possible.
February 1st, 2011 at 2:18 PM
You guys like some terrible p-actresses (I’m at work). Best ones are brazilians or girls with somewhat of a tan
February 1st, 2011 at 3:12 PM
There are brazilian porn stars that aren’t shemales?
February 1st, 2011 at 5:04 PM
What a bunch of douche bag faggots. Probably closet pedophiles too.
February 1st, 2011 at 9:59 PM
You know Hasselbeck has stroked a few times to his sister-in-law…