Kris Versteeg’s Luxury Car Has Been Vandalized By Vandals From Canada!
Vandalized Luxury Car! Toronto’s Kris Versteeg’s $150,000 Audi R8 was vandalized and you won’t believe what the culprits did. “The 24-year-old said the culprit had written into the dust covering the car, but added that it had also been spat upon.” Don’t worry, Versteeg plans to involve the police. Do the Mounties have a CSI team? (National Post)

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February 1st, 2011 at 2:04 PM
BREAKING: NHL’s Devils for sale – person familiar tells Bberg News Devils owner Vanderbeek has hired Moag & Co to oversee sale
Duckworth?
February 1st, 2011 at 2:04 PM
I believe Maple Leaf fans have referred to Mr. Versteeg as the following.
February 1st, 2011 at 2:05 PM
Just imagine what would have happened to the car if Leafs fans had got a hold of it.
February 1st, 2011 at 2:06 PM
I hate when people younger than me have something I want that I’ll never own.
February 1st, 2011 at 2:06 PM
What a douche.
/goes back to porn discussion in previous thread.
February 1st, 2011 at 2:08 PM
Duckworth?
Not really. Interesting to see whether there’s a buyer for that franchise.
/Mr. Venderbeek, thanks for saddling the team with the Kovalchuk contract
//doesn’t blame Lou for it
February 1st, 2011 at 2:10 PM
/breaks piggy bank
I’ll give them $26.83 for it.
February 1st, 2011 at 2:10 PM
Not really. Interesting to see whether there’s a buyer for that franchise and move it
February 1st, 2011 at 2:10 PM
Those crazy Canadians
February 1st, 2011 at 2:10 PM
I hear you, like Justin Bieber having Selena Gomez
February 1st, 2011 at 2:11 PM
Finally, a car post… the R8 is great but the Nissan GTR is the king of value.
February 1st, 2011 at 2:12 PM
That team has a bunch of ridiculous cap hits. Elias at 6. Rolston at like 5. Arnott 4+ and Zubrius at 3+. Parise is an RFA, he will get 6.5-7?
February 1st, 2011 at 2:14 PM
Not really. Interesting to see whether there’s a buyer for that franchise and move it
Doubt that team is moving anytime soon (see: Center, Prudential).
February 1st, 2011 at 2:14 PM
Can you really get in trouble with the police for spitting on a car and writing letters in dust?
Why is your $150,000 car covered in dust, Versteeg? And why in the fuck would you spend so much money on a fucking hideous car like that? Go back to rapping Fergie lyrics.
February 1st, 2011 at 2:15 PM
if he is that worried about his fucking car would it really be covered in dust?
February 1st, 2011 at 2:16 PM
This is the worst bugle guppies episode yet
February 1st, 2011 at 2:16 PM
Truth. Although if I had $$ for a second car, I’d get a Shelby GT500 KotR.
Not because it’s necessarily better, but because I have a soft spot for Mustangs.
February 1st, 2011 at 2:17 PM
Geez – is writing on a dusty car vandalism in the great white north?
February 1st, 2011 at 2:17 PM
Why is your $150,000 car covered in dust
A better question might be: why the hell were you driving a $150K sports car in Toronto in the middle of winter?
February 1st, 2011 at 2:18 PM
Geez – is writing on a dusty car vandalism in the great white north?
It better not be.
/shaves off fingerprints
February 1st, 2011 at 2:18 PM
Everyone knows Montreal has the best strip clubs
February 1st, 2011 at 2:19 PM
Ground clearance issues aside, the R8 is actually very good in the snow. Balanced weight distribution and all wheel drive.
February 1st, 2011 at 2:21 PM
Indeed. Versteeg was never the brightest bulb here though.
February 1st, 2011 at 2:23 PM
Ground clearance issues aside, the R8 is actually very good in the snow. Balanced weight distribution and all wheel drive.
How does it handle road salt?
February 1st, 2011 at 2:23 PM
Whoa… I’m not gonna hate on lil brah for that.
February 1st, 2011 at 2:24 PM
I’m sure he has good tires and a great car wash place.
February 1st, 2011 at 2:25 PM
My IT Department just sent out a mass e-mail that had the subject of: “WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!”
The body said we can go home whenever we want! snOMG 2K11!!!! WOOOT!
February 1st, 2011 at 2:25 PM
I’m sure he has good tires and a great car wash place.
“the culprit had written into the dust covering the car”
February 1st, 2011 at 2:26 PM
Anyone remember the days when everyone thought the New York/New Jersey area could sustain 3 NHL franchises?
Good times.
/move the Devils North of the Border
//Kevin Smith will be the only person who cares.
February 1st, 2011 at 2:27 PM
Sigh. I just don’t get it sometimes.
February 1st, 2011 at 2:27 PM
I’m willing to bet dollars to donuts that “dust” = road salt.
February 1st, 2011 at 2:27 PM
Point made
February 1st, 2011 at 2:27 PM
That is one poorly written article but I’m guessing the car has been parked in a condo garage since winter hit, hence the accumulation of dust.
That said, I don’t the Toronto police will be working overtime to track down the person who committed this dastardly crime. Versteeg probably shouldn’t have went public with this personal tragedy.
February 1st, 2011 at 2:28 PM
*I don’t think
February 1st, 2011 at 2:29 PM
Versteeg probably shouldn’t have went public with this personal tragedy.
I can’t wait until someone throws an R8 onto the ice.
February 1st, 2011 at 2:30 PM
+1 box of Eggos
February 1st, 2011 at 2:31 PM
I thought I read somewhere that the only reason that the Kovalchuk deal was done because Prokhorov (guy that owns Nets) wanted him because he was gonna buy the Devils.
February 1st, 2011 at 2:31 PM
Leads, yeah, sure. I’ll just check with the boys down at the crime lab, they’ve got four more detectives working on the case. They got us working in shifts!
February 1st, 2011 at 2:32 PM
Oh, you know it’s coming. Should have suffered in silence.
February 1st, 2011 at 2:34 PM
ive had a nice variety of cars, but watching the audi evolution has been great. just sold my a6 and previously had an s4. the s4 was a blast in the snow.
February 1st, 2011 at 2:34 PM
I thought I read somewhere that the only reason that the Kovalchuk deal was done because Prokhorov (guy that owns Nets) wanted him because he was gonna buy the Devils.
Not sure that makes sense, seeing as the Nets are moving out of the Prudential Center and into Brooklyn. In any case, it is a ridiculous contract.
February 1st, 2011 at 2:36 PM
They could become the new CCCP!
February 1st, 2011 at 2:41 PM
I once had a next door neighbor yell at me for what seemed like hours (prolly only minutes) when me and her son wrote “Wash Me” into the dirt on her car. she was adamant that those actions would scratch the paint. she was also crazy…ended up taking her kids out of school so that she and her husband could sell their house, buy a 5th wheel camper and a bigass Dodge Ram and follow the NASCAR circuit.
February 1st, 2011 at 2:43 PM
Eh, probably better for everyone involved. Especially the other kids in that school.
February 1st, 2011 at 2:50 PM
I heard Uncle Kracker will pony up $1 million to the Russian dude so he can walk around as the “other” owner of the Devils if he buys them
February 1st, 2011 at 3:00 PM
moderation wordbot challenge:
I heard Kid Rock will pony up $1 million to the Russian dude so he can walk around as the “other” owner of the Devils if he buys them
February 1st, 2011 at 3:10 PM
I heard Kid Rock will pony up $1 million to the Russian dude so he can walk around as the “other” owner of the Devils if he buys them
Well that’s just ridiculous, Kid Rock is a Wings fan.
8)
February 1st, 2011 at 3:13 PM
$150,000 car covered in dust? I’ll be right there
/Charlie Sheen’d