Hines Ward And The Steelers Getting Their Fill Before Dallas Runs Out Of Exotic Dancers

1-liner, All, NFL Stephen Douglas February 1st. 2011, 3:40pm

Strippers! Hines Ward arrived in Dallas yesterday wearing a cowboy hat and a giant belt buckle. He and some teammates then went to a strip club. With the stripper shortage, it is probably best to get out while there are still some left to give lap dances. “When Ward and his teammates entered the club, super hot dancers converged on them. … At one point, he tossed out dollars as various hotties gave him lap dances.” They certainly were some fly honeys. (Dallas Morning News, Image via Getty)

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37 Responses to “Hines Ward And The Steelers Getting Their Fill Before Dallas Runs Out Of Exotic Dancers”

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spencer096 Says:
February 1st, 2011 at 3:42 PM
you look like a fucking faggot in that hat, hines.
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Mantis Toboggan (Your comment is awaiting moderation) Says:
February 1st, 2011 at 3:43 PM
Nothing wrong with looking at a little trim the first day you get there.
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jaywashere Says:
February 1st, 2011 at 3:43 PM
That’s not the image that should be accompanying this story…
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s1rweeze Says:
February 1st, 2011 at 3:44 PM
They certainly were some fly honeys.
I miss Sealab.
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HuskerDawg Says:
February 1st, 2011 at 3:44 PM
I saw Ward at a Houston’s eating dinner with a SUPER FINE woman. One of the hottest women I’ve ever seen in person. He then left in an Aston Martin. Lucky bastard.
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pkiguy22 Says:
February 1st, 2011 at 3:45 PM
I haven’t been this excited to get a season over since 1998
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spencer096 Says:
February 1st, 2011 at 3:45 PM
Nothing wrong with looking at a little trim the first day you get there.
sure there is, if you’re a noted cockhound like hines ward.
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Senator Jersey Says:
February 1st, 2011 at 3:45 PM
I saw Ward at a Houston’s eating dinner with a SUPER FINE woman. One of the hottest women I’ve ever seen in person. He then left in an Aston Martin. Lucky bastard.
One day.
/stares at stacks of paper in cube
//cries
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illformula Says:
February 1st, 2011 at 3:46 PM
i was kindly removed from a strip club last week for arguing with a stripper over the music genre she danced to. the poor girl was so confused, yet stubborn.
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spencer096 Says:
February 1st, 2011 at 3:46 PM
I saw Ward at a Houston’s eating dinner with a SUPER FINE woman. One of the hottest women I’ve ever seen in person. He then left in an Aston Martin. Lucky bastard.
“lucky” and “bastard” are two words that accurately describe hines ward, but not in that context.
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Mantis Toboggan (Your comment is awaiting moderation) Says:
February 1st, 2011 at 3:46 PM
sure there is, if you’re a noted cockhound like hines ward.
He’s almost a bigger asshole than Ben too.
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sportsdork Says:
February 1st, 2011 at 3:47 PM
Really happy to read that Ward isn’t retiring after this season. Still hope for him being the victim of some terrible blindside hit that ends it instead.
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sportsdork Says:
February 1st, 2011 at 3:48 PM
That was really mean spirited. And I meant it that way.
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spencer096 Says:
February 1st, 2011 at 3:48 PM
He’s almost a bigger asshole than Ben too.
you have a hines ward jersey, don’t you?
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pkiguy22 Says:
February 1st, 2011 at 3:48 PM
I really hate myself in that I have to root for the Steelers this week
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spencer096 Says:
February 1st, 2011 at 3:49 PM
He’s almost a bigger asshole than Ben too.
you have a hines ward jersey, don’t you?
/fucking moderation
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illformula Says:
February 1st, 2011 at 3:49 PM
Still hope for him being the victim of some terrible blindside hit that ends it instead.
god is saving that beauty for desean jackson.
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Geeezeus Says:
February 1st, 2011 at 3:49 PM
Go Pack Go.
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YYSA Says:
February 1st, 2011 at 3:50 PM
you look like a fucking faggot in that hat, hines.
You no rike steer cowboy?
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spencer096 Says:
February 1st, 2011 at 3:50 PM
god is saving that beauty for desean jackson.
dude, please…if ANYONE deserves a helmet-to-helmet, career ending head injury, it’s hines ward.
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Mantis Toboggan (Your comment is awaiting moderation) Says:
February 1st, 2011 at 3:50 PM
you have a hines ward jersey, don’t you?
Rod Woodson. My hero when I was 8. He has a smoking hot wife, I might add.
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spencer096 Says:
February 1st, 2011 at 3:51 PM
You no rike steer cowboy?
+1
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sportsdork Says:
February 1st, 2011 at 3:51 PM
god is saving that beauty for desean jackson.
When you eventually join Twitter, be sure to follow him at @DeseanJackson10. He provides lot of stuff that’s important to you, like when he’s “working on that jaccpot” and “getting on my grind!”
You’ll love it.
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pkiguy22 Says:
February 1st, 2011 at 3:51 PM
You no rike steer cowboy?
Awesome
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ms621 Says:
February 1st, 2011 at 3:52 PM
god is saving that beauty for desean jackson.
And it’ll happen as he is running alongside the goal line celebrating a punt return just before he attempts to cross it.
If there’s any Old Testament wrath left in Him, God will make this happen.
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spencer096 Says:
February 1st, 2011 at 3:53 PM
rod woodson was the fucking man.
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pkiguy22 Says:
February 1st, 2011 at 3:54 PM
oh and a +1 to your +1 Spencer
“This” is fucking gay
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CruJones Says:
February 1st, 2011 at 3:58 PM
That’s some super good newspaper writing.
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illformula Says:
February 1st, 2011 at 3:58 PM
dude, please…if ANYONE deserves a helmet-to-helmet, career ending head injury, it’s hines ward.
if you take pleasure in the afc, i guess. me? i’ve been mailing dunta robinson thank you letters for over 3 months now.
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johndewar Says:
February 1st, 2011 at 4:00 PM
When you eventually join Twitter, be sure to follow him at @DeseanJackson10. He provides lot of stuff that’s important to you, like when he’s “working on that jaccpot” and “getting on my grind!”
I was thinking of adding “Getting on my grind!” onto my Outlook email signature at work, but then, the bourbon from my morning coffee wore off.
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sportsdork Says:
February 1st, 2011 at 4:03 PM
i’ve been mailing dunta robinson thank you letters for over 3 months now.
I hate Hines Ward because he’s a cheap shot artist who is glorified for it.
You hate DeSean Jackson because he’s a little guy who’s awesome and he lets everyone know it. You should change your gravatar. Keep Landry, but change it to him stumbling desperately.
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YYSA Says:
February 1st, 2011 at 4:05 PM
You hate DeSean Jackson because he’s a little guy who’s awesome and he lets everyone know it.
I hate him because he is a prick from Cal that now plays for the Eagles.
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illformula Says:
February 1st, 2011 at 4:10 PM
i’ll take a dirty player who gives his team 100% all day over some flashy pompous fad whose antics cost his team points.
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sportsdork Says:
February 1st, 2011 at 4:15 PM
i’ll take a dirty player who gives his team 100% all day over some flashy pompous fad whose antics cost his team points.
Did you see his dance on that play? It was awesome.
/yes, DeSean Jackson has cost the Eagles so many points over the last few years. Very strong point you have there.
//they scored a TD on that possession
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BrawnyTom Says:
February 1st, 2011 at 4:27 PM
you have a hines ward jersey, don’t you?
I have a Ward and Bettis one. Still wish I would have opted for the Polamalu instead of the Ward.
/Clears space for soon to be bought Woodley Jersey
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michaele11111 Says:
February 1st, 2011 at 5:01 PM
you look like a fucking faggot in that hat, hines.
He is a fucking faggot and a dirty player to boot.
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Let it Bl33d! Says:
February 1st, 2011 at 5:16 PM
Really happy to read that Ward isn’t retiring after this season. Still hope for him being the victim of some terrible blindside hit that ends it instead.
That was really mean spirited. And I meant it that way.
“I HATE him. He plays for YOUR team!”
/yes, DeSean Jackson has cost the Eagles so many points over the last few years. Very strong point you have there.
//they scored a TD on that possession
“I LOVE him. He plays for MY team!”
/see what I did there’d