Comments on: Breaking Down Peter King’s 2011 All Pro Team

By: cracker jack

cracker jack — Thu, 20 Jan 2011 20:39:46 +0000

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE IS NOT GAY DAMMIT

By: starkweather

starkweather — Thu, 20 Jan 2011 20:04:10 +0000

Related question: If Alicia Keys is gay, does that make Swizz Beats her Merkin? I’ve never heard what you call a dude that’s fronting as the mate for a lesbian (like a girl is a beard for a gay guy) but it seems like the right thing to do and the right way to do it.

/Wilford Brimley’d

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Thu, 20 Jan 2011 20:02:03 +0000

i fucking hate john travolta.

By: starkweather

starkweather — Thu, 20 Jan 2011 20:01:21 +0000

we aint gettin in any of those panties.

I wouldn’t be so sure about that. Travolta’s pretty promiscuous

By: heathen okoye

heathen okoye — Thu, 20 Jan 2011 20:00:07 +0000

i think women can get withh each other and not be called gay, but not guys

/you think that way too

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Thu, 20 Jan 2011 19:59:49 +0000

really, what does it matter what our favorite celebrities’ sexual preference is? we aint gettin in any of those panties.

By: Let it Bl33d!

Let it Bl33d! — Thu, 20 Jan 2011 19:57:37 +0000

who’s surprised by alicia keys being a lesbo? if anything, that increases her hotness

ohh you’d be surprised. One Sunday night the something (Grammy?) awards were on, & I said on here that she, Queen Latifah & Missy Elliott were gay. I think people on here would have waterboarded me for saying that about Keys (“SHE’S DATING SOME DUDE!” “SHE’S PREGNANT!”)

/like that makes it not true
/Travolta’d Cruise’d, etc

By: starkweather

starkweather — Thu, 20 Jan 2011 19:57:32 +0000

I like to think of Alicia Keys that way. I don’t believe it anymore but it’s a lot better than thinking of her with Swizzy

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Thu, 20 Jan 2011 19:54:20 +0000

who’s surprised by alicia keys being a lesbo? if anything, that increases her hotness…it’s not like she’s snoop from the wire or anything.

By: HuskerDawg

HuskerDawg — Thu, 20 Jan 2011 19:54:18 +0000

my Alicia Keys claim (and I still stand by that, at a minimum, she likes to munch carpet)

I’d buy that for a dollar.

By: Let it Bl33d!

Let it Bl33d! — Thu, 20 Jan 2011 19:52:56 +0000

I can never tell when you’re joking or not.

I’m usually not wrong on my entertainment gaydar, honed from years of observation and mindless entertainment gossip reading. This might bring Mole in off the top rope about my Alicia Keys claim (and I still stand by that, at a minimum, she likes to munch carpet)

By: HuskerDawg

HuskerDawg — Thu, 20 Jan 2011 19:50:14 +0000

He said the sex wasn’t anything special, but the whole time he couldn’t stop thinking “Holy Shit, I am having sex with Britney Spears”.

Sounds about right. I’d have the biggest smile on my face the entire time. So much so that it would become creepy and she’d probably call in her security detail.

By: heathen okoye

heathen okoye — Thu, 20 Jan 2011 19:49:44 +0000

He said the sex wasn’t anything special, but the whole time he couldn’t stop thinking “Holy Shit, I am having sex with Britney Spears”.

i’d have been thinking of jessica simpson, the lachey years

By: ButtersBC

ButtersBC — Thu, 20 Jan 2011 19:48:30 +0000

Clooney probably has fucked a guy or two in his life but was done mostly out of boredom

By: ScarletFever

ScarletFever — Thu, 20 Jan 2011 19:48:02 +0000

Did he give her a thumbs up or thumbs down?

He said the sex wasn’t anything special, but the whole time he couldn’t stop thinking “Holy Shit, I am having sex with Britney Spears”.

By: mizerle06 is the crippliest of the cripples

mizerle06 is the crippliest of the cripples — Thu, 20 Jan 2011 19:47:53 +0000

I can never tell when you’re joking or not.

hernia is always seriously joking, but jokingly serious. deal with it.

By: HuskerDawg

HuskerDawg — Thu, 20 Jan 2011 19:45:45 +0000

It’s widely known in Hollywood. Sorry, bro.

I can never tell when you’re joking or not.

By: Let it Bl33d!

Let it Bl33d! — Thu, 20 Jan 2011 19:44:31 +0000

I guy I went to HS with boned her out in LA, and his story is legit. He made the tabloids and everything. It was right after her 48 hour marriage, so she it was immediately before she fell off the hotness cliff.

just curious, were you jerking off when you typed this?

By: Geeezeus

Geeezeus — Thu, 20 Jan 2011 19:42:49 +0000

Do you think Marcedes Pewis is a better blocker than Witten? He’s pretty good as a blocker. Is there any Sargon way possible that Lewis is 300+ yards of value over average better than Witten at blocking?

My thoughts on Lewis are not without bias.

/they better re-sign him

By: heathen okoye

heathen okoye — Thu, 20 Jan 2011 19:42:43 +0000

I think he’s gay, but I could care less.

No fucking way.

It’s widely known in Hollywood. Sorry, bro.

a whole different world man, like ancient rome, where buggering of young boys was not frowned upon. james dean was once asked about homo experiences, and he said ‘i wouldn;t go through life with one hand tied behind my back’