This Fossil Runs the Oakland Raiders
All, NFL, Rich Old White People January 19th. 2011, 10:40am
Freshly skinned Oakland Raiders owner Al Davis introduced his new head coach yesterday, Hue Jackson. It was Al’s first public appearance in 16 months. The bandage on his head reportedly stems from a recent mishap where a golf ball and mouse burst out of his head, eerily similar to what happened to Frank Cross’s dead boss in Scrooged. Get well soon, Al. [Mercury News; eye rake via Getty]
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January 19th, 2011 at 10:42 AM
Holy shit! MAy want to wait another 16 months to come out again…
January 19th, 2011 at 10:42 AM
/barfs all over the monitor
January 19th, 2011 at 10:43 AM
That’s not the Ghost of Christmas Past it’s the Marley character you stupid bastard.
January 19th, 2011 at 10:43 AM
Oh, the humanity.
January 19th, 2011 at 10:44 AM
The sight of that forehead will haunt my dreams forever.
January 19th, 2011 at 10:45 AM
/vomits
//on jersey
January 19th, 2011 at 10:45 AM
Sweet knights of Columbus! How long has he been dead?
January 19th, 2011 at 10:46 AM
I’m starting the Lisk for Raiders GM campaign. It would only be fitting for him to be the captain of an NFL ship in the same city that Billy Beane is running the A’s.
January 19th, 2011 at 10:46 AM
Patient Zero.
January 19th, 2011 at 10:46 AM
That is terrifying
January 19th, 2011 at 10:46 AM
Nice sweater, though.
January 19th, 2011 at 10:46 AM
My Eyes! The Goggles!! They do nothing !!!
January 19th, 2011 at 10:46 AM
Good call. Cross’s old boss. Fixed.
January 19th, 2011 at 10:46 AM
lolz.
January 19th, 2011 at 10:47 AM
I would rather have Al Davis as my teams owner than the Nazi collaborator that runs the Lions.
January 19th, 2011 at 10:47 AM
Al Davis wears puffy director’s pants.
January 19th, 2011 at 10:47 AM
al davis’ burial suit.
January 19th, 2011 at 10:47 AM
You cannot tell me that that isn’t a man using the blood of prepubescents to stay alive.
January 19th, 2011 at 10:47 AM
burn it with fire.
January 19th, 2011 at 10:47 AM
Even Al thinks Minka Kelly has Cankles
January 19th, 2011 at 10:48 AM
If only Obamacare really did include death panels we would have been spared this image
January 19th, 2011 at 10:48 AM
Hoorah for the “Rich Old White People” tag!
January 19th, 2011 at 10:50 AM
Dude, warning tag the fuck out of the post and hide that shit behind the jump.
/goes back to photoshopping his face and sc’s legs on to mrjerjrmejr’s bathroom pic
January 19th, 2011 at 10:50 AM
what do you mean get well soon?
he’s smiling!
seriously tho, how did he get rich before buying the raiders? or wait, back in the 60s these teams cost like $19.99
January 19th, 2011 at 10:50 AM
That Band-Aid tells the whole story.
January 19th, 2011 at 10:50 AM
It’s a real-life Mr. Burns. He’s invincible.
January 19th, 2011 at 10:50 AM
The guy has more preservatives than a Twinkee.
January 19th, 2011 at 10:51 AM
rex, you saw mrejr’s bathroom pic? was it me who clued you to it the other day? if so, i feel all samaritan-y
/grumpy, punched
January 19th, 2011 at 10:51 AM
I wonder how his death will be handled by the sports media. The usual “only nice things about the dead” treatment, or will some brave journalist be the first one to stick his neck out there with the first “good riddance” article.
January 19th, 2011 at 10:51 AM
Nice caption, Hernia.
January 19th, 2011 at 10:51 AM
see my vest, see my vest, it’s made of real gorilla chest!
January 19th, 2011 at 10:51 AM
I mean, a few hundred years ago and the villagers would be chasing that thing with torches and pitchforks. And they would be justified.
January 19th, 2011 at 10:52 AM
Cross him off the VCR list, give him a towel.
/most of these are towels
January 19th, 2011 at 10:52 AM
It’s only a matter of time before he’ll fire Hue Jackson and hire a heroic dog he saw on TV to be the new coach
January 19th, 2011 at 10:52 AM
Oh man… my meme list grows. It keeps me warm in the winter people!!!
January 19th, 2011 at 10:52 AM
Bunch of Marissa Deckers in here.
January 19th, 2011 at 10:53 AM
The Dark Side of The Force is a pathway to many abilities, some considered to be unnatural.
January 19th, 2011 at 10:53 AM
maybe they just forgot to apply the HD makeup?
January 19th, 2011 at 10:53 AM
This. +1 for beating me to it when I was stuck in the other thread.
Grandpa Al needs one of those Tom Cruise Mask’s from top 5 heist film Vanilla Sky.
January 19th, 2011 at 10:53 AM
He actually didn’t have a majority stake until lately. He made a really shifty move in like the 70s to have control of the team while only having a minority stake. He basically fucked someone out of control of the team. He’s EEEVVVVVVVIIIILLLLLLL.
January 19th, 2011 at 10:53 AM
People had nice things to say about Steinbrenner, this shouldn’t be a problem
January 19th, 2011 at 10:54 AM
Makes the sniper from Boardwalk Empire look harmless.
January 19th, 2011 at 10:54 AM
I wonder how his death will be handled by the sports media.
Guessing it will be similar to Steinbrenner, including the over sized monument.
January 19th, 2011 at 10:54 AM
WIN FUCKING NAR.
January 19th, 2011 at 10:55 AM
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!
January 19th, 2011 at 10:55 AM
No, saw it whenever it was first released to the masses. And why would you want to take credit for that, anyway? Don’t answer that.
January 19th, 2011 at 10:55 AM
i wonder if people driving up to al davis’ house stop and say, “THAT’S NOT A MOON!”
/star wars’d
January 19th, 2011 at 10:55 AM
Well done Butters.
January 19th, 2011 at 10:55 AM
Wasnt this an episode of Fringe?
January 19th, 2011 at 10:55 AM
The horror….the horror…
January 19th, 2011 at 10:55 AM
This makes me want another J-E-T-S or Meeeeeechigan post, STAT!
January 19th, 2011 at 10:55 AM
including the over sized monument
like that wart on his head?
January 19th, 2011 at 10:56 AM
Was it? Never seen an episode.
January 19th, 2011 at 10:56 AM
Triston deserves to have Peyton Hillis returned to the Broncos for that one. Nice.
January 19th, 2011 at 10:56 AM
Once the yankees started winning again, his whole image changed though and he went from meddling owner to owner who will do anything to win. Al Davis has kind of gone in the opposite direction.
January 19th, 2011 at 10:56 AM
Don’t answer that.
January 19th, 2011 at 10:57 AM
He looks like Schwarzenegger when his protective helmet broke in Total Recall.
January 19th, 2011 at 10:57 AM
fuck that, no he doesn’t.
January 19th, 2011 at 10:59 AM
How long before someone claims this as their Gravitar?
January 19th, 2011 at 10:59 AM
Were that the case, it would open the door for me to be Thundercock’s baby mama.
/Spencer
//and Me
January 19th, 2011 at 10:59 AM
Yes Satan?
January 19th, 2011 at 11:00 AM
No. Donkeys deserve a lifetime of Josh McDaniels. Need to suffer for letting a horse play QB and skirting the NFL rules.
January 19th, 2011 at 11:00 AM
At some point NDub will tire of Mel Gibson, this is a natural progression since it’s the Gibson image only moved 40 years into the future
January 19th, 2011 at 11:03 AM
Need a new post immediately so that is not at the top when I scroll through my tabs
January 19th, 2011 at 11:03 AM
It’s a real-life Mr. Burns. He’s invincible
fill up my auto with petroleum distollate, post haste!
January 19th, 2011 at 11:03 AM
The Drive and The Fumble anniversary’s were last week. Celebrate?
January 19th, 2011 at 11:03 AM
Butters – Since we’ll have plenty of GB/CHI stuff to banter back and forth on, how about a common interest real quick… I saw the Bobcats beat the Bulls again. WTF?
January 19th, 2011 at 11:03 AM
Just decay, baby.
January 19th, 2011 at 11:04 AM
2 years of McD seems like a lifetime.
January 19th, 2011 at 11:05 AM
can we celebrate you morons hiring jim mora jr as your DC?
karma’s a bitch.
January 19th, 2011 at 11:05 AM
fill up my auto with petroleum distollate, post haste!
+ 1 velocitator and deceleratrix
January 19th, 2011 at 11:07 AM
lol. And to think he was a genius for a few weeks in 2009.
January 19th, 2011 at 11:07 AM
Looks like the beginning of the zombie apocalypse
January 19th, 2011 at 11:09 AM
Will Bernie Kosar supply the booze?
January 19th, 2011 at 11:09 AM
“Mr. Burns, we have your test results, and it seems that you have every disease known to man.”
“Malaria?”
“Yes.”
“Whooping Cough?”
“A touch, yes. These diseases are in perfect harmony in your body, we call it the Three Stooges Syndrome.”
“So what you’re saying is I’m invincible.”
“No, just the opposite. The slightest breeze could through things out of whack…”
“Invincible!”
January 19th, 2011 at 11:10 AM
Beep beep! Out of my way, I’m a motorist!
January 19th, 2011 at 11:10 AM
This post is awesome. And that caption is hilarious.
January 19th, 2011 at 11:11 AM
Imagine the Dallas circlejerk on ESPN when Jerry Jones dies. Will be nothing but glowing coverage of the greatest man in sports.
January 19th, 2011 at 11:12 AM
As horrifying as that picture is, I can only imagine what Jerry Jones will look like 15 years from now.
January 19th, 2011 at 11:12 AM
Damn you Moleman!
January 19th, 2011 at 11:13 AM
So ridiculous. The fucking Bobcats.
January 19th, 2011 at 11:14 AM
That was I want to say their 4th game in 5 days and they’re shorthanded…playing without Noah and now Boozer puts an incredible amount of strain on Rose when the other guys aren’t scoring
Brewer should have put up the layup when they were down one with I want to say 30 seconds left
January 19th, 2011 at 11:14 AM
jerrah gets plastic surgery done. What you see now is what he will look like in 15 years.
January 19th, 2011 at 11:17 AM
fill up my auto with petroleum distollate, post haste!
And revulcanize these tires.
January 19th, 2011 at 11:18 AM
Wow I watched some of the game and didn’t realize Boozer didn’t play. That is kind of an explainable loss then. Damn it.
January 19th, 2011 at 11:18 AM
cocaine and courvossier.
January 19th, 2011 at 11:21 AM
At some point NDub will tire of Mel Gibson, this is a natural progression since it’s the Gibson image only moved 40 years into the future
GIMME BACK MY SON!!!
/saw it last week
January 19th, 2011 at 11:33 AM
The image fits the man.
January 19th, 2011 at 11:36 AM
Gross
January 19th, 2011 at 11:40 AM
Just figured he got injured in another Trial By Stone. Happens to most Skeksis. No big deal.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjpg-DHzvjM
January 19th, 2011 at 11:41 AM
At this point I’m starting to feel bad for making fun of this old man. I mean look at him! He’s getting skin lesions cut off his face… he probably has some form of skin cancer.
January 19th, 2011 at 12:32 PM
Holy christ… that’s grotesque… and he’s a very old man, so it’s a little distasteful to even post this IMO.