Danny Woodcock Was Easily Joe Theismann’s Best TV Moment in Many, Many Years
All, Media Gossip/Musings, NFL, Video January 14th. 2011, 10:00am
In Joe Theismann’s defense, Danny Woodhead is an easy name to butcher. Woodtip, Woodshaft, Shafthead, Cockhead, Dickhead, Wooddick, Wooddong … this exercise could last all day. [BSO]
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January 14th, 2011 at 10:06 AM
Is it racist for me to comment on only being able to see Deion by his teeth when he was rolling around on the floor?
January 14th, 2011 at 10:07 AM
it might be, but i was about to post the exact same thing.
January 14th, 2011 at 10:08 AM
ROTFFLMMFAO just like Deion. /not that much, but funny
January 14th, 2011 at 10:08 AM
I agree with the comments in the RU, this was funny, but not fall out of your seat funny.
January 14th, 2011 at 10:08 AM
Dark as night! son!
January 14th, 2011 at 10:09 AM
Mr. Woodcock, great film. Billy Bob. Legend.
January 14th, 2011 at 10:10 AM
Dickcock, cockdick, dickdick, cockcock… I mean the possibilites are endless.
January 14th, 2011 at 10:11 AM
It’s not racist. You only asked a question.
/Tosh’d
January 14th, 2011 at 10:14 AM
mouthcock.
/via RKDS
January 14th, 2011 at 10:17 AM
Ed Wood > Danny Woodhead
I am very excited for this game. Can’t come soon enough.
January 14th, 2011 at 10:18 AM
Funny, but not as funny as Welker’s press conference.
January 14th, 2011 at 10:20 AM
How was it funny? Not even Welker laughed at it.
January 14th, 2011 at 10:21 AM
Welker’s press conference was fucking hilarious. Don’t be dickhurt.
January 14th, 2011 at 10:22 AM
Woodtip, Woodshaft, Shafthead, Cockhead, Dickhead, Wooddick, Wooddong
penissleeve, cockface, woodballs, dicksplinter. this could be fun.
January 14th, 2011 at 10:23 AM
Steven Wright doesn’t laugh at Steven Wright jokes despite them being hilarious
/Braces for internet people to tell me that things I like suck
January 14th, 2011 at 10:24 AM
Is it racist for me to comment on only being able to see Deion by his teeth when he was rolling around on the floor?
no, but if dirt was here, he would crucify you.
January 14th, 2011 at 10:24 AM
I haven’t seen it, but I’ve always wanted to fight Welker, so I have no interest in it.
January 14th, 2011 at 10:24 AM
If youre laughing at your own joke, you’re not funny.
January 14th, 2011 at 10:25 AM
You should have read my thoughts on it in the last thread instead of deciding what panties you were going to wear to match your nails.
January 14th, 2011 at 10:26 AM
No shit everybody here reads to deeply in my response to Clown. Buncha amateurs in here.
January 14th, 2011 at 10:26 AM
Steven Wright is fucking hilarious.
January 14th, 2011 at 10:26 AM
Well this is just patently false
January 14th, 2011 at 10:27 AM
Like I said, don’t be dickhurt.
January 14th, 2011 at 10:29 AM
I’m listening to U2′s War. If you don’t think that’s a good album, you suck.
January 14th, 2011 at 10:30 AM
What you got? French tips? Anything goes with those.
January 14th, 2011 at 10:30 AM
Jersey should be listening to “Rabbit Run” and “Don’t Push Me” on repeat to prepare for this game.
January 14th, 2011 at 10:31 AM
Danny Woodcock & Co. will be balls deep in that Jets defense with regularity.
/not a fan of either team
//and by not, I mean indifferent to
///play the fucking game already!
January 14th, 2011 at 10:31 AM
im listening to cradle of filth. if you don’t think dani filth is a d-bag, id tend to agree.
/nods at clown
January 14th, 2011 at 10:31 AM
Truth, Jimmy Fallon does this and he is not funny.
January 14th, 2011 at 10:32 AM
if you THINK dani filth…aw fuck it, nevermind.
January 14th, 2011 at 10:33 AM
French tickler > french fries > french bread > french tips
/insert packer fan dandruff shampoo joke here
January 14th, 2011 at 10:34 AM
Love this line:
“The only thing Tom Brady’s bitch DOESN’T make him wear is a pair of testicles.”
January 14th, 2011 at 10:34 AM
Hmmmmmm . . . . you’re the one getting all thenthitive. Sounds like you’re the one with manicure.
January 14th, 2011 at 10:37 AM
I was gonna get my teeth whitened, but I said fuck it and got a tan instead.
/hedberg’d
January 14th, 2011 at 10:38 AM
/pours one out
January 14th, 2011 at 10:39 AM
Big Jimmy Fallon fan?
January 14th, 2011 at 10:39 AM
Sigh. Sad that his last album was full of unpolished jokes. Would have really liked to see what he could do with them.
January 14th, 2011 at 10:40 AM
Well that’s just mean…I just think enough comics crack themselves up a little bit on stage that this shouldn’t be the norm (who doesn’t love a Chris Rock joke punctuated by that laugh of his?)
Perhaps I’m overly defensive since I do this, but I’m funny dammit!
January 14th, 2011 at 10:44 AM
I dont know if we’re gonna get a oneliner about the NY Post today, but Nick Mangold as an Ewok.. an image I can never forget.
January 14th, 2011 at 10:44 AM
Naw, dog. You read something as me being dickhurt. I guess everytime I take a jab at the Patriots, I’m dickhurt. Of it works the same way, there’s a bunch of dickhurt motherfuckers walking around. Don’t forget to unplug your curling iron, newb.
January 14th, 2011 at 10:44 AM
And also- Rex as anything but Jabba the Hut is not believable.
January 14th, 2011 at 10:45 AM
Completely forgot to share that. NY Post slays me sometimes.
January 14th, 2011 at 10:46 AM
Can’t come soon enough.
punny?
January 14th, 2011 at 10:47 AM
Jabba the Hutt was a bad guy, that’s why its believable. Geez.
January 14th, 2011 at 10:48 AM
No, look at my posts about the Bears from the last thread.
Big Perm, I mean Big Worm thinks this is bullshit. And what’s the point of calling me a newb? Big deal, I’ve only been commenting for a few weeks. Does it somehow make you better than others b/c you’ve been commenting here for a longer time?
January 14th, 2011 at 10:49 AM
i kinda imagine rex as a potty mouthed uncle buck.
January 14th, 2011 at 10:51 AM
funny, me and mantis and der kaiser had a similar exchange at the end of TBLAD last night, about laughing, fake laughing to be polite. i won, BTW
January 14th, 2011 at 10:51 AM
Case. Point.
I understand they’re trying to go with the Pats as the evil empire and all but come on. Ok how about Rex as Chewy?
January 14th, 2011 at 10:52 AM
At least they inflated his gut in the Han Solo outfit.
January 14th, 2011 at 10:52 AM
DICK HURT! DICK HURT! DICK HURT! DICK HURT! DICK HURT!
January 14th, 2011 at 10:53 AM
Also like Star Wars, the 2nd installment (Empire Strikes Back aka 45-3) was the best of all the films.
January 14th, 2011 at 10:53 AM
Well played. But it was a serious question.
January 14th, 2011 at 10:55 AM
Listen: You aren’t the first person to be called n00b here. You won’t be the last. Just be lucky that JPQ hasn’t come around with his plunger yet.
January 14th, 2011 at 10:56 AM
watsonian, it’s a question that has been asked of others (dirt) since the beginning of TBL time
January 14th, 2011 at 10:56 AM
Rex is really round and really obnoxious. It’s clear he should just be the Millenium Falcon.
January 14th, 2011 at 10:57 AM
You won’t be the last. Just be lucky that JPQ hasn’t come around with his plunger yet.
JPQ stopped by yesterday during one of the NFL threads, funny stuff.
January 14th, 2011 at 10:57 AM
I have no problem being called a newb. I am one. And I forgot to add to that last comment I am always dick hurt. I’m a lions fan.
January 14th, 2011 at 10:58 AM
Yes, this place operates like the Stonecutters
January 14th, 2011 at 10:59 AM
My whole point was calling me a newb doesn’t matter. I couldn’t care less.
/nods at JHS
January 14th, 2011 at 10:59 AM
Rex is really round and really obnoxious. It’s clear he should just be the Millenium Falcon.
Wampa.
January 14th, 2011 at 10:59 AM
the fact that im better than others is why i think im better than others. it has nothing to do with commenting age, but even if that was the criteria, id still be better than jersey.
/vomits on jersey
January 14th, 2011 at 10:59 AM
Attach the stone of shame!
January 14th, 2011 at 11:00 AM
+1
January 14th, 2011 at 11:00 AM
Except we never made Steve Gutenburg a star.
and FNG > newb
January 14th, 2011 at 11:01 AM
You’re from Cleveland. It’s clear you are better than no one.
/Slaps Brutus doll out of Spencer’s hand
//Steals his ice cream cone.
January 14th, 2011 at 11:02 AM
YOU FUCKING JERSEY TRASH!!!
January 14th, 2011 at 11:02 AM
You’re from ohio, so stop lying.
January 14th, 2011 at 11:04 AM
im from ohio so i can continue my excellence in peace without having to encounter anyone with the mental acuity to challenge me. it’s nice being surrounded by morons sometimes.
January 14th, 2011 at 11:07 AM
This. Is. Gold.
January 14th, 2011 at 11:09 AM
This. Is. Gold.
Contract the Sharks.
January 14th, 2011 at 11:09 AM
I don’t know if you know of a company called Cardinal Health in Dublin, but I have been uber tempted to consider a job there. No lie. I always clown Ohio, but I could see myself spending a couple years there if I had to to make some bank. Plus, that isn’t too far for Columbus. I figure I got, 2-3 years in me to successfully bang college chicks. And then 2-3 years after that when it becomes completely unacceptable. Thoughts?
January 14th, 2011 at 11:11 AM
They’re doing a fine job of contracting themselves this year. What a piece of trash team. Who knew that losing Nabby and Blake would cause such disarray??
January 14th, 2011 at 11:11 AM
Is it ever unacceptable to bang college chicks?
January 14th, 2011 at 11:12 AM
There is no deadline for that. Thought complete.
January 14th, 2011 at 11:12 AM
Contract about 4 teams, maybe 6.
January 14th, 2011 at 11:13 AM
If the playoffs started today, both the Sharts and the Queens wouldn’t make it. Can the playoffs start already?
January 14th, 2011 at 11:13 AM
Honestly guys, I was more concerned about the moving to Ohio part than the banging college girls part. But thanks. I do feel a lot better now.
January 14th, 2011 at 11:13 AM
They’re doing a fine job of contracting themselves this year. What a piece of trash team. Who knew that losing Nabby and Blake would cause such disarray??
I underestimated the impact of Nabokov’s departure. They are getting below replacement level goaltending from the Finnish twosome.
January 14th, 2011 at 11:14 AM
yea, i know of cardinal health. columbus is kinda bland, but it’s fun down there. it’s an overgrown college town.
and i dunno if this sounds attractive at all, but columbus is one of america’s great golf cities. tons of great courses for relatively cheap.
just know, the city shuts down on fall saturdays. might be buckeye overload for you.
January 14th, 2011 at 11:15 AM
If the playoffs started today, both the Sharts and the Queens wouldn’t make it. Can the playoffs start already?
I thought the regular season mattered?
January 14th, 2011 at 11:16 AM
That is fine. I’d probably go to a bunch of games anyway. I’ve always had respect for tOSU (I don’t know if you could tell). I visited Cardinal in August and was adamant about stopping by the Shoe before we left. I was a very happy boy that day.
January 14th, 2011 at 11:16 AM
I just don’t like West Coast teams. Fuck that travel.
January 14th, 2011 at 11:17 AM
Spring for sunday ticket or you will be watching the browns every week. I vividly remember when Ken Dorsey took over and the Browns didn’t score a TD for the rest of the season.
January 14th, 2011 at 11:19 AM
jersey…overall, i give columbus high marks. tons of good food there too.
but i have a pro-ohio bias, but if you liked the city, you should have a good stay.
January 14th, 2011 at 11:19 AM
Comedians dont laugh at their own jokes for the same reason people cant tickle themselves.
January 14th, 2011 at 11:19 AM
This makes me want to shoot myself (Sharks) and celebrate (Queens) at the same time.
Same here. I guess it makes sense when you think about it in hindsight, but every player on the ice knew how Nabby was going to play pucks, how often he comes out, where he deflects blocke shots, etc… and Nabby knew where every player was going to be. That kind of unspoken communication apparently speaks volumes. That along with the fact that these two FInnish fruitcakes just aren’t as good as Nabby was either.
January 14th, 2011 at 11:24 AM
I want the Wings to go sign Johnny. But Holland wont do it. They would get cock blocked anyways since he has to pass through waivers even after hes signed.
January 14th, 2011 at 11:24 AM
This makes me want to shoot myself (Sharks) and celebrate (Queens) at the same time.
Both teams should be investigating trade opportunities. Kings have more flexibility than the Sharks though.
January 14th, 2011 at 11:25 AM
Vlad, interesting article on whether Osgood is a HOF’er.
/I don’t think he is
January 14th, 2011 at 11:28 AM
He’s not. I think everyone can agree on that.
January 14th, 2011 at 11:29 AM
He just might be when he wins another cup this year.
January 14th, 2011 at 11:30 AM
He just might be when he wins another cup this year.
As a back-up?
/RIINNNGGSSSS!