We’re Taking a 20-Second Timeout to Marvel at Shakira’s Booty

All, Poon Tim Ryan January 12th. 2011, 4:00pm

Sometimes we get so unreasonably invested in the dizzying world of sports we often forget the truly scintillating things in life, like Shakira’s ass. But when we do set aside the time to take in these precious moments and reacknowledge such an explosive booty like the Oscar-worthy rump seen here, the impact remains powerful. It’s like getting woken up in the morning by synchronized uppercuts from “Marvelous” Marvin Hagler, Roberto Duran and Tommy Hearns. [Photos via The Superficial]

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43 Responses to “We’re Taking a 20-Second Timeout to Marvel at Shakira’s Booty”

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SouvenirCity Says:
January 12th, 2011 at 4:03 PM
/bookmark’d
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coop247 Says:
January 12th, 2011 at 4:03 PM
/Rick Pitino’d
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Dr. Cornholio 3000 Says:
January 12th, 2011 at 4:04 PM
Well she needs something to make people not realize how bad her lyrics are.
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Badger Says:
January 12th, 2011 at 4:04 PM
Top five post ever.
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SouvenirCity Says:
January 12th, 2011 at 4:06 PM
Based on his demeanor lately and the content of his posts, me thinks Tim Ryan has been on a Shawn Kemp like rampage. I tip my hat.
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starkweather Says:
January 12th, 2011 at 4:06 PM
Well she needs something to make people not realize how bad her lyrics are
Oh, brother. You and Spencer go discuss her acting ability while you’re at it
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Jim Harbaugh Scramble Says:
January 12th, 2011 at 4:06 PM
good get, Hernia.
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Geeezeus Says:
January 12th, 2011 at 4:07 PM
3, 2, 1, 4
/award winning captioning
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Chief aka James Says:
January 12th, 2011 at 4:07 PM
Well she needs something to make people not realize how bad her lyrics are.
And you said Spagnola’s a woman…
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Broccoli Beef Says:
January 12th, 2011 at 4:08 PM
http://www.thesuperficial.com/shakira-is-on-a-break-01-2011/0111-shakira-15
White on top, tan down low. Can we say fake and bake?
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starkweather Says:
January 12th, 2011 at 4:08 PM
Just to recap: “Shakira’s ass should bronzed” I keep this, put in safe place.
/leans back & smirks
//awaits correction with hand balled into fist, ready to be thrust skyward
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s1rweeze Says:
January 12th, 2011 at 4:09 PM
It’s like getting woken up in the morning by synchronized uppercuts from “Marvelous” Marvin Hagler, Roberto Duran and Tommy Hearns.
And Scorpion from Mortal Kombat.
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tall "order restored" guy Says:
January 12th, 2011 at 4:10 PM
Well she needs something to make people not realize how bad her lyrics are.
Not saying she’s some musical genius, but we are talking about ESL here…especially her first couple of albums, which were translated from Spanish.
/hips don’t lie
//goddamn, hips don’t lie
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RexKramerDangerSeeker Says:
January 12th, 2011 at 4:11 PM
/waits for Brad Clooney to weigh in with derision.
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Der Kaiser Says:
January 12th, 2011 at 4:12 PM
this thread is useless without video-graphic evidence of shakira shaking the said booty.
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sportsgal116 Says:
January 12th, 2011 at 4:13 PM
Shakira is a horrible horrible singer. She sounds like Barney from the Simpsons. Also? Those pants are ugly. Other than that, she’s hot.
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SouvenirCity Says:
January 12th, 2011 at 4:13 PM
Her first video for Wherever, Whenever makes my pants tighter. There’s a lot of gyration and what looks to be a full on mounted cowgirl simulation in there.
It’s official with Shakira.
/gets out the CDW stamp
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ButtersBC Says:
January 12th, 2011 at 4:14 PM
First time Cornholio’s gone with a man for an avatar, no?
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SouvenirCity Says:
January 12th, 2011 at 4:15 PM
/waits for Brad Clooney to weigh in with derision.
I think this qualifies:
Shakira is a horrible horrible singer. She sounds like Barney from the Simpsons. Also? Those pants are ugly. Other than that, she’s hot.
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sportsgal116 Says:
January 12th, 2011 at 4:15 PM
Her first video for Wherever, Whenever makes my pants tighter.
Why because her singing makes you shit yourself?
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Der Kaiser Says:
January 12th, 2011 at 4:16 PM
that “whenever, wherever” song has laughably simple lyrics.
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Badger Says:
January 12th, 2011 at 4:17 PM
par for the course.
/I know, every fanbase has’em.
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Watsonian Says:
January 12th, 2011 at 4:17 PM
Why because her singing makes you shit yourself?
Winner.
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Der Kaiser Says:
January 12th, 2011 at 4:17 PM
sportgal116 isn’t sportsguy116. So no, it doesn’t count as a brad clooney comment.
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Brad Clooney Says:
January 12th, 2011 at 4:18 PM
meh
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Der Kaiser Says:
January 12th, 2011 at 4:20 PM
there it is!!!!!!!!
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starkweather Says:
January 12th, 2011 at 4:20 PM
I don’t think anybody is thinking about Shakira singing one of her songs (unless one of her songs is “Oh, God! Deeper! Yessss!”) when they ogle her image. SG gets a pass but everybody else even considering that aspect is suspect. We are here to admire Shakira’s “body of work” and laugh at commenter Tim Ryan’s hilarious typo in the first caption
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sportsgal116 Says:
January 12th, 2011 at 4:20 PM
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Hahahaha!
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starkweather Says:
January 12th, 2011 at 4:22 PM
Dammit! Always one step ahead of me, Tim Ryan! One day I will take away your administrative priviledges and where will you be then?
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KC Resident Says:
January 12th, 2011 at 4:23 PM
/waits for Brad Clooney to weigh in with derision.
She could use some tits.
/Pitt’d
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johndewar Says:
January 12th, 2011 at 4:23 PM
Shakira sings? Who knew?
/watches her videos with the sound muted.
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LongLiveWeaponX Says:
January 12th, 2011 at 4:26 PM
People actually came to this post to bitch about her singing/lyrics?
/facepalm
/Pic no. 3 is gonna get me fired.
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guinnessgirl13 Says:
January 12th, 2011 at 4:28 PM
Same thing, SG. Sure she is hot, but her singing makes me want to scratch my ears until I get my eardrums to burst and bleed.
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KC Resident Says:
January 12th, 2011 at 4:29 PM
People actually came to this post to bitch about her singing/lyrics?
They are just picking up the slack from our dearly departed commenting brothers.
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starkweather Says:
January 12th, 2011 at 4:32 PM
I like it when she howls like a wolf. I can clearly imagine several scenarios where that would be quite the boon to my ego
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Senator Jersey Says:
January 12th, 2011 at 4:33 PM
I like it when she howls like a wolf. I can clearly imagine several scenarios where that would be quite the boon to my ego
The fact that my dick found my way inside of her would be all the “boon” to my “ego” I would ever need.
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sportsgal116 Says:
January 12th, 2011 at 4:34 PM
I can clearly imagine several scenarios where that would be quite the boon to my ego
That’s pretty funny because if a guy started howling while we were banging I’d be super freaked out.
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starkweather Says:
January 12th, 2011 at 4:35 PM
if a guy started howling while we were banging I’d be super freaked out.
You don’t know that! You don’t know that until it happens!
/red-face & tears
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LongLiveWeaponX Says:
January 12th, 2011 at 4:36 PM
Sure she is hot, and her ass makes my eyes pop out of my head Reche Caldwell sytle.
Fixed.
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Senator Jersey Says:
January 12th, 2011 at 4:36 PM
That’s pretty funny because if a guy started howling while we were banging I’d be super freaked out.
What if it was Ronaldo? Or what if it was Ronaldo, and secretly he was a werewolf?
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sportsgal116 Says:
January 12th, 2011 at 4:38 PM
What if it was Ronaldo? Or what if it was Ronaldo, and secretly he was a werewolf?
Still freaked out.
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starkweather Says:
January 12th, 2011 at 4:38 PM
Ha! Weapon X, any Reche Caldwell’s bugged out eyes reference is always welcomed by me
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LongLiveWeaponX Says:
January 12th, 2011 at 4:42 PM
Ha! Weapon X, any Reche Caldwell’s bugged out eyes reference is always welcomed by me
Meant to link that.