Aaron Rodgers vs. Colin Cowherd

Longtime reader and link-sender Ryan Cortes, a budding college journalist, is perhaps the biggest Aaron Rodgers fan we know. All season, he’s been emailing us about how idiotic Colin Cowherd’s rants are about Rodgers and the Packers. (This incident particularly irked Cortes; he was thrilled with this post.) Prior to Green Bay-Philly, Cortes asked us if he could write an open letter to Cowherd. Within 30 minutes of Green Bay 21, Philadelphia 16, he produced this.
To: Cowherd, Colin
From: Cortes, Ryan
re: Aaron Rodgers
For months and months I’ve listened to you desecrate Aaron Rodgers on every platform you so undeservedly possess. For months and months you’ve managed to utter sentence after sentence, each more ridiculous than the next, telling anyone who cares to listen that Rodgers doesn’t have “it.” That Rodgers lacks some sort of intestinal fortitude not lacked by Mark Sanchez and Matt Hasselbeck, because, well you know, they’ve won playoff games.
“I went into the ESPN research department and looked in the Aaron Rodgers playoff file,” you began, on January 7th on SportsNation. “Know what I found? A bagel. No playoff wins.”
Nevermind the stupidity of your argument – the lack of vision is stunning. It’s the ultimate ‘point to the scoreboard’ to not just end your arguments, but to engulf them entirely. You said you’d rather have Mark Sanchez. At least Sanchez doesn’t fold in the big moments, you said. Except that, well, the last three weeks for Rodgers have ALL been playoff games. And he kinda won. All three of them, buddy.
“The great Aaron Rodgers, the guy I’ve been lectured on for 5 years as the next Tom Brady, and now we’re 1 week away from one-and-done for him. Again.” – Cowherd, January 2nd 2010.
This wasn’t Rodgers’ first playoff game, nor was it his best performance. Against the Cardinals last year, in his first playoff game, on the road, the time where all the quarterbacks who don’t have “it” shrink – at least according to the Cowherd School of Dumbassery – Rodgers did not. He put up 45 points, 422 yards passing, and four touchdowns. It’s also his fault his defense gave up 51 points. If Mark Sanchez were on the field, magically he would have punched Kurt Warner in the groin, mid-pass, and made damn sure his defense didn’t allow 51 points.
“You know who Tony Romo is? He’s Aaron Rodgers. He’s Matt Schaub, where fantasy football fans are much bigger fans than I am. Tony Romo is Aaron Rodgers.” – Cowherd, January 8th 2010
The incredible performance was lost upon you. It turned into ‘not only hasn’t Rodgers won a playoff game, he can’t.’ Rodgers was good on Sunday vs the Eagles (18-27 for 180 yards and 3 touchdowns), but it sure as hell wasn’t 422 yards good. More importantly, Rodgers is a playoff winner. He went on the road, against your second favorite coach in the league and beat them.
“I have a card full of great stats. He’s Mr.Stats. Win a playoff game.” – Cowherd on Rodgers.
All season, you’ve said not only hasn’t Rodgers ever won a playoff game, but that you’d rather have Mark Sanchez and Ben Roethlisberger and Matt Ryan. Next week, Rodgers gets to play your beloved Matt Ryan.
And so, Colin, to you, I say:
Matt Ryan? Matty Ice? Mr. 19-1 at home? No playoff wins. Win a playoff game.

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January 10th, 2011 at 4:33 PM
That’s awesome.
January 10th, 2011 at 4:33 PM
The Packers won a playoff game him, now I can consider Aaron Rodgers a good quarterback.
/morons
January 10th, 2011 at 4:34 PM
Any shred of credibility Cowherd may have somehow earned is blown to smithereens by this statement. There’s “I’m taking a wild stance to piss people off and drive up ratings” and there’s “I don’t know my ass from a hole in the ground.”
/please stop making me defend Rodgers
January 10th, 2011 at 4:34 PM
I mean, just look at that picture of Cowherd. Douchebag.
January 10th, 2011 at 4:34 PM
This post is awesome, BTW
January 10th, 2011 at 4:34 PM
Ballz would like to remind you that Aaron Rodgers did not intercept Vick, therefore this victory is meaningless.
January 10th, 2011 at 4:35 PM
Don’t worry. He never earned any.
January 10th, 2011 at 4:36 PM
Wouldn’t everyone rather have the two time superbowl champion?
/not considering propensity for rape
January 10th, 2011 at 4:36 PM
/Stands
//Applauds
Keep the train rolling next week boys…Rodgers should find throwing the ball a little easier in the dome, still a pretty efficient game yesterday, gave them what they needed
January 10th, 2011 at 4:36 PM
I jizzed in my pants 15 times reading this.
January 10th, 2011 at 4:37 PM
One is not like the others.
January 10th, 2011 at 4:37 PM
id have a really hard time choosing between big ben and aaron rodgers…
January 10th, 2011 at 4:37 PM
Cowherd is the ultimate dooshwagon. I’d love to give him an open hand slap.
January 10th, 2011 at 4:38 PM
Here’s an idea – STOP LISTENING TO COLIN COWHERD AND HE WILL GO AWAY!
/mel gibson panting
January 10th, 2011 at 4:38 PM
you’d rather have Mark Sanchez and Ben Roethlisberger and Matt Ryan
One is not like the others.
I only see one rapist as well.
January 10th, 2011 at 4:38 PM
So very well done.
Cortes:
proudmember of the MLJ Strip Club Pic./fuck cowherd
January 10th, 2011 at 4:39 PM
When I watched James Jones drop that perfectly thrown ball that was a sure touchdown, I thought, boy, this Aaron Rodgers is never going to have it. Never.
/moron
January 10th, 2011 at 4:39 PM
you’re scaring the children!
January 10th, 2011 at 4:39 PM
Here’s an idea – STOP LISTENING TO COLIN COWHERD AND HE WILL GO AWAY!
Haven’t listend in almost three years. Never seen SportsNation. Yet he’s still here.
January 10th, 2011 at 4:41 PM
Huzzah! Huzzah!
/fuck Cowherd
January 10th, 2011 at 4:41 PM
/Feb 6th’d
//try and act surprised
January 10th, 2011 at 4:41 PM
i know you’re worried about brady and the pats. they have your stillers’ number, brah.
January 10th, 2011 at 4:42 PM
Like “oh shit, I’m about to be raped” surprised?
January 10th, 2011 at 4:42 PM
Cowherd says inflammatory and downright stupid shit to piss off the masses, which equates to larger ratings and larger mounds of scrilla.
It’s a simple formula that works.
No one should be surprised that he picks on a certain player/coach or endlessly talks up another.
January 10th, 2011 at 4:42 PM
Like “oh shit, I’m about to be raped” surprised?
January 10th, 2011 at 4:43 PM
like “why is big ben’s dick out?” surprised.
January 10th, 2011 at 4:43 PM
Patriots are going to deep dick the Steelers
January 10th, 2011 at 4:43 PM
Slow Clap. Well done, sir. Well done indeed.
Sort of the like the mold on my shed’s wall-I’ve left it alone, and it’s festered 3 years. And Cowherd’s just as appealing.
January 10th, 2011 at 4:43 PM
This.
I’ll go a step further: I would adjust your expectations for sports radio altogether. Don’t listen expecting thoughtful commentary. Sports radio is, essentially, the WWE. Whatever gets the most phone calls or will generate reaction and get on the air. Don’t give sports radio any more power than it deserves.
January 10th, 2011 at 4:43 PM
Well played.
January 10th, 2011 at 4:44 PM
Actually there is only one non-rapist (using TBL logic that accusation=guilty)
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=2468540
January 10th, 2011 at 4:44 PM
YOU MAKE ME WANNA SMOKE!
January 10th, 2011 at 4:44 PM
Cowherd says inflammatory and downright stupid shit to piss off the masses, which equates to larger ratings and larger mounds of scrilla.
It’s a simple formula that works.
No one should be surprised that he picks on a certain player/coach or endlessly talks up another.
Who are you talking about again?
January 10th, 2011 at 4:45 PM
The Howard Stern/O & A effect
January 10th, 2011 at 4:45 PM
Go Jets!
January 10th, 2011 at 4:45 PM
WHAT??!?!?!?
January 10th, 2011 at 4:46 PM
I have plenty of energy to drive over there….. AND I WILL!!!!
January 10th, 2011 at 4:46 PM
This + that avatar = guaranteed laugh every time
January 10th, 2011 at 4:46 PM
All I saw in this post was that mustache.
January 10th, 2011 at 4:46 PM
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/soundboards/play/81036464/
January 10th, 2011 at 4:47 PM
so let me get this straight, you’re not DTF?
/big ben rape vetting process
January 10th, 2011 at 4:47 PM
+1, time for payback
/waves Terrible Towel
January 10th, 2011 at 4:47 PM
Makes me sad because it’s true, but I’m not sure it diminishes my love for Howard Stern.
January 10th, 2011 at 4:47 PM
Fixed. Listen to a Boers and Bernstein podcast. That’s what a real sports radio show is supposed to be.
January 10th, 2011 at 4:47 PM
You are but one person. Clearly the others in this thread are still listening.
Jck – I take it you haven’t listened to the tapes of Mel Gibson screaming at his ex-girlfriend?
January 10th, 2011 at 4:47 PM
johndewar, ladies and gentlemen.
All my friends ask me why I never listen to sports radio and this is the reason. They are all fucking blowhards with nothing intellegent to say. Sports radio “personalities” are like politicans….they all have to yell louder than the next guy to get fucking noticed and the sheep buy in to most of what they say.
January 10th, 2011 at 4:48 PM
I used to buy this, but I don’t know if I do anymore.
/somebody keeps giving Kathy Griffin and Jim Belushi TV shows
January 10th, 2011 at 4:48 PM
That photo’s existence really is unfortunate
January 10th, 2011 at 4:48 PM
Damn it. I was trying to throw some Mel in there….just made me look like an idiot.
January 10th, 2011 at 4:49 PM
Haven’t listend in almost three years. Never seen SportsNation. Yet he’s still here.
You are but one person. Clearly the others in this thread are still listening.
We are the representative of our people. We speak for them and we say this aggression against the white tiger kingdom will not stand.
January 10th, 2011 at 4:49 PM
i actually like cowherd.
January 10th, 2011 at 4:50 PM
I’m not sure who Cortes is but you’re playing right into Colin’s hands by even responding to whatever argument he presents. Especially the senseless ones such as Rodgers and the mythical Clutch in the Stone that he doesn’t have.
January 10th, 2011 at 4:50 PM
??? Ugh. They’re awful! At least Jurko played in the NFL.
January 10th, 2011 at 4:50 PM
Dan Patrick might be a name-dropper with some ego, but he rarely says dumb shit that makes you want to punch your radio, computer or TV. His conversations are intelligent and his guests are good. Plus, having 4-5 “Danettes” inject into the conversations makes it feel like you’re sitting at a sports bar and drinking beers.
January 10th, 2011 at 4:51 PM
I enjoy them but more so when the Bears are bad…more for Boers really, Bernstein can be a whiny bitch at times
January 10th, 2011 at 4:51 PM
Yes, he did. But Tinowitz and Carm are horseshit. B&B at least make me laugh.
January 10th, 2011 at 4:52 PM
I’m at the Gibson Soundboard. I started laughing like a lunatic when I finally noticed the “Breathing 1/2/3″ buttons.
January 10th, 2011 at 4:52 PM
Agree with JCK and johndewar for the most part. I listen to sports radio to be entertained or have background noise while at work. I do not listen to it to be informed with the exception of the beat reporters on my local teams.
January 10th, 2011 at 4:52 PM
You’re such a newb.
January 10th, 2011 at 4:52 PM
The other two can say “We’ve been on teams that have won a playoff game”.
You want to lose to them AGAIN?
January 10th, 2011 at 4:52 PM
yeah, patrick isn’t too bad.
i prefer the czabe in the am and the mad dog in the evening. I like the listener interaction on these shows.
January 10th, 2011 at 4:52 PM
This is where Sanders would chime in with some Jim Rome hate
/Fights back tears
January 10th, 2011 at 4:53 PM
But he’s the exact opposite of Cowherd. He doesn’t just blurt shit out. If he makes an argument, it’s well thought out.
January 10th, 2011 at 4:53 PM
Thats John Holmes.
January 10th, 2011 at 4:54 PM
My favorite parts aside from the “you should just fucking smilleeee and blowww meee!”
“Heavy Breathing” is also a button.
January 10th, 2011 at 4:54 PM
I was just thinking this.
January 10th, 2011 at 4:54 PM
Fuck Cortes and the Packers.
January 10th, 2011 at 4:54 PM
An email rant directed at Colin Cowherd gets turned into a post because Colin Cowherd moves the needle.
You plebeians just don’t get it.
January 10th, 2011 at 4:55 PM
Terry Boers and Dan Bernstein should be fed to Siegfried and Roy’s white tigers. They’re not funny nor entertaining. They’re just assholes. There’s a listening demographic for that though so I understand why they’re still allowed to broadcast that bile.
CJH is so much better. Having met all 3 guys now, they’re great. All highly personable when you approach them.
January 10th, 2011 at 4:55 PM
Whats a needle? Why does it move?
January 10th, 2011 at 4:55 PM
You looked up how to spell that.
January 10th, 2011 at 4:55 PM
Is he just wandering the internet wilderness crying Peeyyyyyton? Or was there a bannin’? I’ve been absent.
January 10th, 2011 at 4:55 PM
Not really.
January 10th, 2011 at 4:56 PM
Aaron Rodgers is like a cheerleader who smokes in church.
/typical Cowherd analogy to justify his stances
January 10th, 2011 at 4:56 PM
Fred Faour is decent
/who?
January 10th, 2011 at 4:56 PM
I find it remarkable that anyone would give enough a shit about Cowherd enough to be this upset by the shit he says. I guess that guy really does know what he’s doing.
Possible duckworth’d items:
Having the National Championship game on January 10th is retarded
Bob’s Burgers was fucking funny
January 10th, 2011 at 4:56 PM
I don’t understand how people listen the guy.. i mean if i’m going to listen to a National Sports Radio guy during that time,I just pull up the Dan Patrick show..it’s actually good sports radio and even just found out it also simulcast on the Fox Sports Tv Channel now 2
January 10th, 2011 at 4:56 PM
Colin’s show would get must listen status if they changed the name to The Afternoon Saloon with Colin Cowherd. I can’t say no to afternoon saloons.
January 10th, 2011 at 4:57 PM
Having met you does not make someone good at their job.
January 10th, 2011 at 4:57 PM
I heard he got caught with Lefty’s sister in the TBL supply closet.
/rumor mill’d
January 10th, 2011 at 4:57 PM
When I go to Cortes’ twitter page one of the four people listed as “similar to” him is Dan Wetzel. That is unfortunate.
January 10th, 2011 at 4:57 PM
Dan Patrick might be a name-dropper with some ego, but he rarely says dumb shit that makes you want to punch your radio, computer or TV. His conversations are intelligent and his guests are good. Plus, having 4-5 “Danettes” inject into the conversations makes it feel like you’re sitting at a sports bar and drinking beers.
This. He doesn’t take himself too seriously, has quality guests on, and the danettes are funny. Except for Fritzy.
January 10th, 2011 at 4:58 PM
No banning. He’s just avoiding this place because he didn’t take too kindly to everyone ripping on him for dipping his garden hose in some married lady’s rose bush.
January 10th, 2011 at 4:58 PM
Yes they are
/Debating opinions is fun!
January 10th, 2011 at 4:58 PM
Hahahaha. +69.
January 10th, 2011 at 4:59 PM
I found that story to be amusing.
January 10th, 2011 at 4:59 PM
Whoa, that’s a lot more entertaining than a mere banhammering. I need to get with it.
January 10th, 2011 at 4:59 PM
because he didn’t take too kindly to everyone ripping on him for dipping his garden hose in some married lady’s rose bush.
really? That’s the reason? I’m aware of the story but this is not at all what I was assuming.
January 10th, 2011 at 4:59 PM
You forgot to say, “unless there was a playoff.”
January 10th, 2011 at 5:00 PM
I thought it was because everyone picks on Manning
January 10th, 2011 at 5:01 PM
We’ve all been there. Nothing for Sanders to be ashamed of.
January 10th, 2011 at 5:01 PM
It makes me more likely to listen to them which therefore affects their ratings which is a direct indicator of how good they are at their job.
B&B have done nothing in the 15 years they’ve been on the air to make me want to ever tune into them again. They insult their callers. Why would I want to listen to uncomfortable radio where 2 guys rip on some idiots? The only redeeming parts of The Score are Zaidman and Holmes. They’re informative.
January 10th, 2011 at 5:02 PM
thats why the ticket in dallas is so great. good sports analysis/points, and hilarious regular dialogue.
yes, anyone who spouts off on sanchez’s greatness has no credibility.
January 10th, 2011 at 5:02 PM
Wow. Taguchi has lost his brain under this new name.
January 10th, 2011 at 5:02 PM
It’s because of the Manning stuff but also because of the little stretch of negativity that was rolling through here for a while. I just blamed it on the pressure of the holidays. We all seem to be doing fine now. So come back Sanders, you movie watching, wife fucking, Peyton slobbering, bald son of a bitch.
January 10th, 2011 at 5:02 PM
I don’t think it was the only reason he left. I just saw him mention something on Twitter about being tired of TBL because people were ripping on him for all his questionable banging choices. At least that’s how I interpreted his 140 characters.
January 10th, 2011 at 5:03 PM
I miss everything.
January 10th, 2011 at 5:03 PM
HA
January 10th, 2011 at 5:03 PM
We’re very different people, you and I…Bernstein tearing down an idiot who can’t think through an opinion and just shouts “FIRE LOVIE!” is my favorite part of the show
January 10th, 2011 at 5:03 PM
Wow. Taguchi has lost his brain under this new name.
Give me some turnips and an ink pen and I’ll teach you a lesson or three about losing your brain.
January 10th, 2011 at 5:04 PM
WHAT?! OOOOOHHH so THAT’S what people meant when they said the White Tiger was TST!
January 10th, 2011 at 5:04 PM
I’m waiting for GSG to get a national radio show before I tune into Sports talk radio
January 10th, 2011 at 5:04 PM
Logic flaw. This doesn’t make them better at their jobs. It makes you happy to say, “I met these guys.” There’s a difference.
January 10th, 2011 at 5:04 PM
We have a lot of people from a lot of different areas with different opinions. If he was so worried about what people thought of him, he should have never said anything.
I actually didnt lay any blame on him as long as he didnt know she was married. He ended it so I didnt care any way. and its really none of my business to begin with.
January 10th, 2011 at 5:05 PM
Who hasn’t had questionable banging choices at some point in their life???
January 10th, 2011 at 5:06 PM
Why does anyone listen to Coward?
January 10th, 2011 at 5:06 PM
people were ripping on him for all his questionable banging choices.
Who hasn’t had questionable banging choices at some point in their life???
Sunnysideup.
January 10th, 2011 at 5:07 PM
You should read the sentence again and get back to me.
January 10th, 2011 at 5:07 PM
This is a great example. Bernstein doesn’t tolerate idiots who just say shit for no reason. If you say something stupid, be prepared to get blasted for that. If this happened on CJH, Harry would make some horrible fucking joke and talk about having one line in some shitty movie in 1986.
January 10th, 2011 at 5:08 PM
One of the only level headed and sane person I’ve heard on sports Radio is Jody MacDonald. He knows his stuff, baseball especially, and I have never heard him say dumb shit.
January 10th, 2011 at 5:08 PM
Listen, the worst story that was shared here was Coop’s guy-kissing story. Banging a married chick doesn’t even come close.
January 10th, 2011 at 5:09 PM
I was trying to say nicely that you’re a narcissist. Sorry you didn’t get it.
January 10th, 2011 at 5:09 PM
I’ve knowingly done it a few times. The cruel art of seduction has a way of choke-slamming will power.
January 10th, 2011 at 5:10 PM
If he was so worried about what people thought of him, he should have never said anything.
Listen, the worst story that was shared here was Coop’s guy-kissing story. Banging a married chick doesn’t even come close.
Much more disturbed by your stance on bewb secks.
January 10th, 2011 at 5:10 PM
The hilarity that is SG not letting go of this will never expire.
January 10th, 2011 at 5:11 PM
I’ve knowingly done it a few times. The cruel art of seduction has a way of choke-slamming will power.
I hate when Tim Ryan claims hes fucked my wife.
January 10th, 2011 at 5:12 PM
LOL!
January 10th, 2011 at 5:13 PM
I did it once, knew it going in, still couldn’t resist.
January 10th, 2011 at 5:13 PM
I know it drives him nuts and I honestly try to hold back as much as possible but that thread was one of the funniest in TBL history. I will never not find that incident to be completely hysterical.
January 10th, 2011 at 5:13 PM
God, I am still shocked by how natural this felt.
M: Paula
F: Janet
K: Mariah (Bwah???)
January 10th, 2011 at 5:14 PM
It takes two to mingle. I knew a guy that was some sort of hunter
January 10th, 2011 at 5:14 PM
you did a brilliant job cutting that narcissist down to size
January 10th, 2011 at 5:14 PM
Narcissism aside, it makes them better at their jobs seeing as their job is to gain listeners and keep them. My logic was perfectly sound for once.
January 10th, 2011 at 5:15 PM
What stance? I have no stance other than to say it’s completely silly and boring. If my man wants bewb secks he can have it.
January 10th, 2011 at 5:15 PM
HA
January 10th, 2011 at 5:16 PM
ugh. czaban is an asshole of the highest order. He aspires to be cowherd. dude is the ultimate on spewing asinine opinions to get a reaction. 99.99 things out of his mouth are negative, usually about Redskins. I will kick his ass on sight…
January 10th, 2011 at 5:16 PM
M: Paula
F: Janet
K: Mariah (Bwah???)
I wanted to yell at you for marrying Paula, but there is no right answer there. Not fucking zenith mariah would be criminal.
January 10th, 2011 at 5:17 PM
What stance? I have no stance other than to say it’s completely silly and boring. If my man wants bewb secks he can have it.
Yeah, that image of you laying there, dead eyed with your hands pressed to your chest. It disturbs me.
January 10th, 2011 at 5:17 PM
czaban is an asshole of the highest order.
That’s… cursedcleveland’s music?
January 10th, 2011 at 5:18 PM
My point was they suck at analyzing sports and give retarded opinions. That’s why their not good at their job. If you like them, more power to you. You say tomato, I say narcissist. Okay, joking. I’m a dick.
Remember, I said I was a hater last week. Of course I listen to B&B.
January 10th, 2011 at 5:18 PM
You picturing me having bewb secks disturbs me.
January 10th, 2011 at 5:19 PM
If this is 10 years ago, I am marrying the shit out of Mariah. What completely changed is when she married Nick Cannon and got him to tattoo her name on his back. That is all that I needed to see to know about how terrible that shit would be. Janet, she is just always been a part of my life, but she is pretty fucking crazy, myself. Paula looks like someone who would marry me just to say she was married, hence not putting a lot of pressure on me. Plus, her body is still pretty fucking tight.
January 10th, 2011 at 5:20 PM
It disturbs me.
You picturing me having bewb secks disturbs me.
LOLLERSKATES!
January 10th, 2011 at 5:20 PM
I didn’t realize that banging a married broad was such a big deal these days.
January 10th, 2011 at 5:20 PM
It’s been real today. I’m jumping in my car and gonna listen to some Boers & Bernstein.
January 10th, 2011 at 5:21 PM
It disturbs me.
You picturing me having bewb secks disturbs me.
You forced this upon me. I was just minding my own business, and there you were.
January 10th, 2011 at 5:24 PM
It sure does, and that’s why it was hard to resist when it was just being thrown at me. I’ll say no once or twice, but if you keep coming at me then you better believe I’m going to be coming too.
January 10th, 2011 at 5:25 PM
Hmmm, banged multiple married broads (and thoroughly enjoyed it). College age males have no ethics.
January 10th, 2011 at 5:26 PM
M: Janet
F: Mariah
K: Paula
I just went alphabetical and it seemed to work out fine. Ideally I’d like to kill all 3 but I guess I could talk myself into marrying Janet because she’s rich as hell, porking Mariah just to do it and not have to feal with her after that and kill Paula just because she’s fucking annoying and I HATE American Idol
January 10th, 2011 at 5:27 PM
It moved
January 10th, 2011 at 5:30 PM
Testify, brutha.
January 10th, 2011 at 5:34 PM
* Standing Ovation *
January 10th, 2011 at 5:37 PM
Ain’t got shit on CLR James open letter writing skills.
Still. Fuck Cowherd.
January 10th, 2011 at 5:40 PM
If I caught my significant other cheating I wouldn’t be mad at the guy unless I knew who he was, regardless if he knew she was married or not. The girl is the one making the commitment to me, not some guy.
January 10th, 2011 at 5:42 PM
Now if the guy is my friend/brother, or an enemy I’m killing him. Like cold-blooded murder. Maybe. I dunno, haven’t been cheated on yet.
January 10th, 2011 at 5:44 PM
Nicole Brown Simpson’d
January 10th, 2011 at 5:46 PM
I dunno, haven’t been cheated on yet.
ignorance is bliss
/i like b&B
January 10th, 2011 at 5:47 PM
late to this, but i have banged two married women, including my wife
January 10th, 2011 at 6:27 PM
So, BigNasty = Cowherd?
January 11th, 2011 at 1:19 AM
Zing! Right on cue. Again, I love me some Aaron Rodgers but as an objective Packers supporter I simply have noticed that Rodgers is not at his best when he has a chance to salt the game away. The letter to Cowheard, while entertaining in spots, is a bit much and it just further empowers Colin Cowherd as a guy who can easily get a reaction from fanatics.
As hard as this may be to hear, this is what ESPN pays him to do.
In any event I’ll be rooting for Aaron Rodgers to prove me wrong next week at Atlanta. Otherwise, we always have our defense.
/and again
Go Pack GO!
January 11th, 2011 at 1:52 AM
Cowherd is a dumbass!!! He does’nt know shit about sports so he finds something that he thinks will get him rateings and he runs with it. I am so sick of all the sport shows hirering no talent hacks to talk about sports that they know nothing about. Cowherd should go back to what he knows, like used cars.
January 14th, 2011 at 8:40 PM
One thing to both BigNasty and Shoshon, the Elegant, the White Tiger King: It isn’t Rodgers who has a problem “salting games” away…it’s his coach. If you’ll notice in the Philly and reg season Atlanta game, it was Rodgers who brought GB back after his coach screwed up all of his time outs/game clock mgmt and had to try to save the day. It’s a chronic game time problem for Mike McCarthy and if Rodgers had a big time game time coach, there wouldn’t be a need for wild nailbiting wins (Philly) or heart breaking losses (Atl).