Sofia Vergara … nice haircut, Andray Blatche …this is very sad, you’ve been warned … Johnny Weir quits dancing around the gay topic … Jamie Pressly got a DUI … why do drug dogs hate Mexicans? … the real estate game is pitting neighbor against neighbor in Floridacollege newspaper to put up a paywall … what the hell is going in broke-ass Arizona? … blame the iphone glitch! … “Was a Teacher Disciplined for Refusing to Apologize for Teaching Science?” … Ryan Reynolds-Sandra Bullock photographic evidence … the history of the Gatorade bath

Minister in Mississippi says he was “defamed” by ESPN in the 30-for-30 on Marcus Dupree. [Clarion - Ledger]

Without Dirk and Caron Butler, the old Mavs lost at home to the Thunder, 99-95. [Morning News]

Too drunk to fly! [WGRZ]

Ryan Mallett’s going pro. [Hog Sports]

With Saints’ RBs Pierre Thomas and Chris Ivory out for the Seattle game, can New Orleans easily handle the Seahawks with Julius Jones carrying the football? [NOLA]

Former colleague Brian Costello rolls up to Andy’s Pettitte’s house in Texas and the pitcher reveals he still doesn’t know if he’ll be back in 2011. [Post]

Dolphins’ owner Stephen Ross is getting hammered in Miami. He deserves it. [Herald]

Harbaugh mania! Yes, it’s a bit much. [CBS Sports]

This is fantastic news – Eric LeGrand, the Rutgers player who was paralyzed, is starting to regain movement of his shoulders and full sensation throughout his body. [Star Ledger]

After 13 years, Golf Digest and Tiger Woods have parted ways. [USA Today]

The Knicks are deadly from three – especially from the left corner. [WSJ]

What the hell is wrong with kids? [TBD]

Serge Ibaka won’t win the dunk contest, but I love to watch this kid leap.

For the wiffleball fans. [via Hot Clicks]