Kristina Akra is a Sideline Reporter You’ll Probably Get to Know Shortly
1-liner, All, Erin Andrews, ESPN January 6th. 2011, 1:30pm
Kristina Akra: She’s a sideline reporter who’s about to blow up at Fox Sports. A couple readers noticed her on the sideline for BC-Providence game Tuesday and it didn’t take long before the web was smitten. Akra used to be a Heat dancer. She shares one thing in common with Erin Andrews – they both were dancers at the University of Florida. Perhaps Akra will unseat Andrews in the Playboy’s Sexiest Sportscaster contest this year?
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January 6th, 2011 at 1:31 PM
Erin who?
January 6th, 2011 at 1:32 PM
she’s extremely attractive.
January 6th, 2011 at 1:32 PM
Justin Bieber approves of her message.
/battle for 29th place tonight Billy
January 6th, 2011 at 1:32 PM
I smell dark horse in the Culture tournament.
January 6th, 2011 at 1:32 PM
Picture #1. Hi.
January 6th, 2011 at 1:34 PM
Should be an entertaining game… tonnes of young talent all over the place tonight.
January 6th, 2011 at 1:34 PM
Why? Did Favre sext her his peen?
January 6th, 2011 at 1:35 PM
Should be an entertaining game… tonnes of young talent all over the place tonight.
I’m looking forward to watching Tavares and Bailey. Eberle is out, bum ankle and had an emergency appendectomy last night.
January 6th, 2011 at 1:35 PM
Also kudos to Kristina for no longer having god awful hair.
January 6th, 2011 at 1:36 PM
I wish I wasn’t at work right now……
January 6th, 2011 at 1:36 PM
Yawn
/no better than the typical hot girl at a downtown college bar
//seriously, the hot ones that you actually notice and not the rando’s
January 6th, 2011 at 1:37 PM
for you, Geez, you hocky talk motherfucker.
/no homo
//was saving it
//how perfect is that picture?
January 6th, 2011 at 1:37 PM
Why did they photoshop Peg Bundy’s hair onto her in the 2nd pic?
/not really looking at her hair
January 6th, 2011 at 1:38 PM
She’s got a quasi-Paula Abdul thing going on in the picture with the trophy.
January 6th, 2011 at 1:38 PM
Amen.
/As for the classy pictures, I think the good Reverend Bernie Mac said it best in “Friday” (part 1):
“Lord have mercy! God is my shepherd, and he knows what I want!”
January 6th, 2011 at 1:38 PM
No he doesn’t. We already established he’s a fag.
January 6th, 2011 at 1:39 PM
for you, Geez, you hocky talk motherfucker.
+1 visit from George Takei
/Hello
January 6th, 2011 at 1:39 PM
She’s a two-face.
/Hernia’d
January 6th, 2011 at 1:39 PM
When are Okposo and Streit coming back?
January 6th, 2011 at 1:40 PM
HA! SVP just said Jason e-mailed him and asked him if the faux rumor about SVP being gay was true. SVP laughed it off, and Jason said “hey, at least I didn’t post it without asking first. I would’ve done that in 2008.”
January 6th, 2011 at 1:40 PM
Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.
January 6th, 2011 at 1:40 PM
TBL – did SVP just clown you on his show? kudos, brah.
January 6th, 2011 at 1:41 PM
Im lost.
January 6th, 2011 at 1:41 PM
There goes the server.
January 6th, 2011 at 1:41 PM
Mark Streit getting hurt really fucked up my fantasy team’s name
January 6th, 2011 at 1:41 PM
Yes. No. Maybe.
January 6th, 2011 at 1:41 PM
When are Okposo and Streit coming back?
Okposo is not on the current Western road trip (but sounds fairly close ot returning) and Streit is likely gone for the entire season.
January 6th, 2011 at 1:41 PM
My fan interest just went through the roof
January 6th, 2011 at 1:41 PM
*High five for back to back posts with a ‘peen’ mention
January 6th, 2011 at 1:42 PM
I can’t beleive you fucking emailed SVP and asked if he was gay. UN-fucking-believable.
January 6th, 2011 at 1:42 PM
Here is an updated picture of the teacher that got busted at Kohl’s banging a student. Much better than her mug shot.
http://triblocal.com/plainfield/2011/01/06/teacher-accused-of-sex-with-student-posts-bond-to-leave-jail/
January 6th, 2011 at 1:43 PM
Mark Streit getting hurt really fucked up my fantasy team’s name
Gilbert Brule being a terrible player hurt mine.
January 6th, 2011 at 1:44 PM
Easy when you have that “I don’t even need to have tact” money.
January 6th, 2011 at 1:44 PM
Marry. Fuck. Kill.
January 6th, 2011 at 1:44 PM
I’d still take the Ambulance over her. Better headlights.
January 6th, 2011 at 1:45 PM
Ok, so I Facebook friended her, am following her on Twitter, connect to her Linkedin profile, & googled to get her address so I am typing this sitting in front of her house
Anything else I need to do?
January 6th, 2011 at 1:45 PM
Yeah, I clearly have the most talented fantasy name.
January 6th, 2011 at 1:45 PM
Real women have 90 degree angles.
January 6th, 2011 at 1:46 PM
It’s a bad picture, Pam.
January 6th, 2011 at 1:46 PM
Peephole cam.
January 6th, 2011 at 1:46 PM
Cracker jack loves the peen
/too far?
//seriously, lots of dick, gay, fag talk around here today
January 6th, 2011 at 1:46 PM
And I did high school wrestling last night on a local cable channel. Sounds about right.
January 6th, 2011 at 1:46 PM
E-mail her to find out her sexual orientation.
January 6th, 2011 at 1:47 PM
Yeah, I clearly have the most talented fantasy name.
He’s killing my actual fantasy team rather than the name.
January 6th, 2011 at 1:47 PM
Cracker jack loves the peen
Bahahaha.
January 6th, 2011 at 1:47 PM
January 27th. Archer will return to glory.
January 6th, 2011 at 1:48 PM
Hey Scott,
J-Mac here. A little bird told me that if a guy was grocery shopping and had some Cheerios under their cannon that you would approach. Any truth to this?
Holla back.
/ban hammer’d
January 6th, 2011 at 1:48 PM
SVP has his way with the ladies when he makes his annual trip to lawrence for a KU game. I can’t believe TBL asked him that question.
January 6th, 2011 at 1:49 PM
Particularly, she loves the:
January 6th, 2011 at 1:49 PM
Any good analogies used?
/vaguely recalls you once saying something about an elephant’s uterus to describe a weather pattern.
//old youtube’d
January 6th, 2011 at 1:49 PM
+3.45
January 6th, 2011 at 1:49 PM
+ Everything in the account. Hahahahahaha.
January 6th, 2011 at 1:50 PM
did TBL email or ask this on the air?
January 6th, 2011 at 1:50 PM
Wait, cracker jack is a she?
January 6th, 2011 at 1:50 PM
Not far enough!
/i’m a female, newb
January 6th, 2011 at 1:51 PM
And what will she report on? The size of Brett Favre’s schlong?
Another babe who is qualified for zip besides providing sexual services or stripping.
January 6th, 2011 at 1:52 PM
I had no idea.
/rosie o’donnell’d
January 6th, 2011 at 1:52 PM
According to SVP on his radio show like 15ish minutes ago, Jason e-mailed him.
January 6th, 2011 at 1:52 PM
Keep up, homie.
January 6th, 2011 at 1:52 PM
/charges power drill
January 6th, 2011 at 1:52 PM
Busted.
January 6th, 2011 at 1:53 PM
So, KC Resident is SVP?
Why he wanted his email
January 6th, 2011 at 1:53 PM
I wish I would have chosen a name that didn’t reveal my gender. I think it’s hilarious when people think you’re a dude. (RIP Paolo)
January 6th, 2011 at 1:53 PM
Hey Scott,
J-Mac here. A little bird told me that if a guy was grocery shopping and had some Cheerios under their cannon that you would approach. Any truth to this?
Holla back.
Winner! Lmao
January 6th, 2011 at 1:53 PM
Whats the problem exactly?
January 6th, 2011 at 1:54 PM
Detective JPQ, FTW!
January 6th, 2011 at 1:54 PM
My team was hurt by Danton being on parole. Oh and Marty Broduer.
January 6th, 2011 at 1:54 PM
Trying to. Only been commenting on here for about two weeks.
January 6th, 2011 at 1:54 PM
Yeah I kinda do too.
January 6th, 2011 at 1:54 PM
There is a way to change it. I think it’s been done once or twice on here before.
January 6th, 2011 at 1:55 PM
So, KC Resident is SVP?
Why he wanted his email
+ 6 boxes of Cheerios
I still have no clue why he wanted me to email him.
January 6th, 2011 at 1:55 PM
The fact that her name is Ashley M. Blumenshine makes that the best thing ever.
/I’d do her
January 6th, 2011 at 1:55 PM
My team was hurt by Danton being on parole. Oh and Marty Broduer.
Did you have Rollie the goalie in last night?
January 6th, 2011 at 1:56 PM
Oh… MOTHER FUCKER….
January 6th, 2011 at 1:56 PM
And his comment to you that one time also goes with much of the conversation here today regarding homosexuality.
January 6th, 2011 at 1:56 PM
So SVP isn’t gay. Does TBL not remember those drunken voicemails?
January 6th, 2011 at 1:56 PM
NO. I’m not going to be a pole smoker like all you idiots who changed your names and avatars and now no one can keep track of who’s who. Plus I don’t want to be compared to Vezina who changes his name weekly. Super annoying.
January 6th, 2011 at 1:56 PM
Watsonian Cheat Sheet:
cracker jack = woman
guinessgirl = woman
sportsgal = 100% all-woman
spencer096 = short as fuck
January 6th, 2011 at 1:57 PM
I’m with TBL, it’s a valid question to ask anyone that went to Maryland
/how else do you explain their fascination with JJ Redick’s balls
January 6th, 2011 at 1:57 PM
LOL
January 6th, 2011 at 1:57 PM
/dreams shattered
January 6th, 2011 at 1:58 PM
This is why Tom Verducci uses “blogger” in a derogatory manner
January 6th, 2011 at 1:58 PM
Watsonian Cheat Sheet:
V4L – admirer of male personal trainers
January 6th, 2011 at 1:58 PM
I thought girls waited until they got married to not be pole smokers.
/not confirmed by me
January 6th, 2011 at 1:58 PM
Thanks!
January 6th, 2011 at 1:59 PM
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/155304/nice
January 6th, 2011 at 1:59 PM
No, went with Le Fleur de Loser.
January 6th, 2011 at 1:59 PM
mrejr = hillbilly
texansfan = terrible movie lover
GSG = fat
January 6th, 2011 at 2:00 PM
+1 in da club photo
January 6th, 2011 at 2:00 PM
Teabag Paulus is still my favorite chant against your alma mater. Was that VT?
January 6th, 2011 at 2:01 PM
I’d do it. Especially if she were my teacher, I’ve always wanted to do that, only have 5 months and 7 teachers left. Pretty sure they’re all dudes, but sacrifices must be made.
January 6th, 2011 at 2:01 PM
/i’m a female, newb
I wish I would have chosen a name that didn’t reveal my gender. I think it’s hilarious when people think you’re a dude. (RIP Paolo)
I see SG dressed as Nicholson’s Joker in Batman…
“Wait’ll they gotta loada me”
January 6th, 2011 at 2:01 PM
Tampa = Black
Jersey = Black
Jose = Black
MakBlunt = N/A
January 6th, 2011 at 2:01 PM
Ok, I’ll do it to save you all the trouble.
SC = doesn’t actually watch sports, just pretends to talk about them… also has meltdowns of kindergarten tantrum proportions on Twitter when his teams don’t do well
January 6th, 2011 at 2:01 PM
SC = doesn’t watch sports
Trey = loves eating shitty food
January 6th, 2011 at 2:02 PM
who was the one that we joke has horrible taste in food? Also:
spencer096 = loves Creed
January 6th, 2011 at 2:02 PM
SouvenirCity = idiot
SenatorJersey = Bieber lover
LetitBl33D = old
MikeNYC = Rush Limbaugh
NDub = Sad Michigan fan
January 6th, 2011 at 2:02 PM
Yes, Deron Washington did it.
January 6th, 2011 at 2:03 PM
That’s why anyone should use “blogger” in a derogatory manner. It’s a ridiculous question that has no bearing on anything.
/didn’t hear it, so i’ll refrain from further condemnation
January 6th, 2011 at 2:03 PM
Cleet – Never met a Duckworth he didn’t like; SBTB enthusiast
January 6th, 2011 at 2:03 PM
According to SVP on his radio show like 15ish minutes ago, Jason e-mailed him
Funniest thing I have heard all day. Even if SVP was, you think he would come out to TBL? In an E-mail? Too funny.
January 6th, 2011 at 2:03 PM
+1 bottle of Smylex
January 6th, 2011 at 2:03 PM
Very helpful.
January 6th, 2011 at 2:04 PM
I’m a step slow in this thread.
Payaso = Brown
January 6th, 2011 at 2:04 PM
Maggs = crazy
Darrell = crazy
bromes = crazy
GrapeApe = crazy
Vlad = in love with Ballz
January 6th, 2011 at 2:04 PM
And an Ohio St. fan . . . coincidence?
January 6th, 2011 at 2:05 PM
NickP = Banned
Dirt = Exile
Paolo = ?
Rusty = cremade
TarBaby = Sahara
MLJ = foreclosed
Sparty = Missed
January 6th, 2011 at 2:05 PM
Paolo = banned
Dirt = banned
YYSA = soon to be banned
January 6th, 2011 at 2:05 PM
bsanders37 = YouTube enthusist, obscure link dropper, pedophile
January 6th, 2011 at 2:05 PM
DAMN YOU JERSEY!
January 6th, 2011 at 2:05 PM
Will there be a quiz later too?
January 6th, 2011 at 2:05 PM
Haha, I’ll take it!
January 6th, 2011 at 2:06 PM
Yes. For alumni reasons, we’re supposed to like O.A.R. and Rascal Flatts.
January 6th, 2011 at 2:06 PM
Fetch = master of the universe
January 6th, 2011 at 2:06 PM
Hef = banned
Irish = Where the fuck is Irish?
January 6th, 2011 at 2:06 PM
fetch = asshole
/at least I can admit it
//also off the charts awesome
January 6th, 2011 at 2:07 PM
Don’t forget married gym poon snatcher
/pours one out
//miss Sanders
January 6th, 2011 at 2:07 PM
yes. If you forget who’s black you’re gone.
January 6th, 2011 at 2:07 PM
I like one of them…
/turns up Fast Cars and Freedom
January 6th, 2011 at 2:08 PM
boom motherfuckers.
January 6th, 2011 at 2:08 PM
/lifts belt
January 6th, 2011 at 2:08 PM
Fetch = master of the universe
fetch = asshole
Fetch = somewhere in between these two
January 6th, 2011 at 2:08 PM
They were actually the same person. Right?
/pours out a can of fingerpaint
January 6th, 2011 at 2:08 PM
fixed
January 6th, 2011 at 2:08 PM
mizerle = Zing Master, engineer
January 6th, 2011 at 2:09 PM
Oh hell no.
/Grabs commenter bill of rights
/grandstands
January 6th, 2011 at 2:09 PM
Just black? What about caramel or milano or whatever other half and half variations there are?
January 6th, 2011 at 2:09 PM
Duh.
Sweet.
It’s in there, deep down. I know it.
/extends hand
January 6th, 2011 at 2:09 PM
Broccoli Beef Says = WTF?
January 6th, 2011 at 2:10 PM
Dude, at this point I’m just hoping he didn’t end up in the river in his backyard like that other guy. I’m starting to worry.
January 6th, 2011 at 2:11 PM
wait…what?
January 6th, 2011 at 2:11 PM
How did it go?
January 6th, 2011 at 2:12 PM
Dirt was a huge fan of mine
January 6th, 2011 at 2:12 PM
Finkle = Einhorn
January 6th, 2011 at 2:12 PM
I thought milano were cookies. Do you mean mulatto?
January 6th, 2011 at 2:12 PM
/piling on
January 6th, 2011 at 2:12 PM
Some dude on a bike fell off his bike and cracked his head then died near dirt’s house during the summer. He saw the body and the entire scene. Said it was all bloody and gross.
January 6th, 2011 at 2:13 PM
That’s long, lame and unfunny
January 6th, 2011 at 2:13 PM
I’m sad I missed this thread.
January 6th, 2011 at 2:13 PM
You weren’t around when he found the dead body in his backyard apparently.
January 6th, 2011 at 2:13 PM
He’s alive and kicking. Just not around here.
January 6th, 2011 at 2:13 PM
I think this is it GSG – http://www.fox44now.com/global/story.asp?s=12802108
January 6th, 2011 at 2:13 PM
I’m sad I missed this thread.
jck = lover of argyle sweaters
January 6th, 2011 at 2:14 PM
Well what’s the word for it Lana? You freaked out when I said “quadroon.”
January 6th, 2011 at 2:14 PM
oh wow.
January 6th, 2011 at 2:14 PM
LOL, they quote dirt in that story.
January 6th, 2011 at 2:14 PM
Actually, much better than I thought. My color guy was well versed on all the technical stuff, while I chimed in with the broadcasting cliches like “an inauspicious start for the Phoenix Firebirds” (channeling Mark Jones).
But it was a ton of fun and they want me to do Cornell at the end of the month (aren’t they No. 1 in the country? probably should do more research)
January 6th, 2011 at 2:14 PM
jck49erfan = DINK, snappy dresser, allegedly throws swinger parties
There, now you feel included.
January 6th, 2011 at 2:14 PM
Yes and yes, I’m sure that would have helped my comment but whatever
January 6th, 2011 at 2:14 PM
Bawssmane = White, until no longer a n00b, then black
January 6th, 2011 at 2:14 PM
Metro would have also been acceptable.
Got two sweet ass sweaters from the mall yesterday. $100 sweaters for $40 and $30!! I was very proud.
/christmas gift card’d
January 6th, 2011 at 2:15 PM
Here, too.
January 6th, 2011 at 2:15 PM
Oh jesus that’s terrible.
January 6th, 2011 at 2:15 PM
/not confirmed by you
January 6th, 2011 at 2:16 PM
I think the term used is actually “well-spoken”. Oh… wait… COLOR guy. Nevermind.
January 6th, 2011 at 2:16 PM
Dirt killed a guy?
January 6th, 2011 at 2:16 PM
Newman died?
January 6th, 2011 at 2:16 PM
Everyone here who is a cookie, say so now.
January 6th, 2011 at 2:17 PM
Bawssmane = White, until no longer a n00b, then black
Bawssmane = Big Bubba Rogers, War Machine, Guardian Angel, Ray Traylor,
January 6th, 2011 at 2:17 PM
Does eating half a package of EL Fudge during my lunch qualify me for this?
/burps
//rubs belly
January 6th, 2011 at 2:17 PM
I am nothing if not delicious.
January 6th, 2011 at 2:17 PM
I’m a proud, black woman.
January 6th, 2011 at 2:18 PM
+1 nightstick
January 6th, 2011 at 2:18 PM
/puts trip down to Cobb County, Jawja on bucket list
January 6th, 2011 at 2:19 PM
I remember when MikeNYC found out V4L was a 40-something year old woman. He was flabbergasted.
January 6th, 2011 at 2:19 PM
Where’s Spence? I am running the SHIT out of the backcourt in here right now, dishing dimes like nobody’s fucking business.
January 6th, 2011 at 2:19 PM
Ha!
January 6th, 2011 at 2:19 PM
That was a great day. Apparently he missed when V4L and I discussed romantic comedies for a good twenty minutes.
January 6th, 2011 at 2:20 PM
throws swinger parties
Jck: 2 questions: when’s the next one & who am I doing?
January 6th, 2011 at 2:20 PM
She’s right in my wheelhouse.
/Rex is a Cougar Hunter and all around enigma wrapped in a riddle
January 6th, 2011 at 2:21 PM
Ballzdeep = Will be reading this later tonight so fuck him and the Lakers.
January 6th, 2011 at 2:21 PM
I was born a poor, black child
January 6th, 2011 at 2:22 PM
I was born a poor black child …down in Mississippi
January 6th, 2011 at 2:22 PM
Awww… I love this place. You guys are great.
/broment
//ladies you’re awesome too
January 6th, 2011 at 2:22 PM
Ha ha. Someone’s gonna be hungry later.
January 6th, 2011 at 2:23 PM
He’s probably busy getting his name legally changed to Zeus.
January 6th, 2011 at 2:23 PM
I was so poor growing up, that if I wasn’t a boy I would’ve had nothing to play with.
/love that joke
January 6th, 2011 at 2:23 PM
I don’t know if I should be glad or not that I’m not relevant enough to make the TBL Cheat Sheet.
January 6th, 2011 at 2:24 PM
Next Saturday, 8:30. Gotta bring a female and you can do whoever you want. We usually just throw keys into a jar and draw, but we may change it up.
January 6th, 2011 at 2:24 PM
Fuck Hawkeye
January 6th, 2011 at 2:24 PM
He’s probably busy getting his name legally changed to Zeus.
That, or maneuvering a hybrid golf club up his rectum.
January 6th, 2011 at 2:24 PM
Jinx
January 6th, 2011 at 2:25 PM
St. Bear = starter of message board chains that turn into e-mail chains and allow me to learn more people’s real names
January 6th, 2011 at 2:25 PM
I was wondering this as well.
January 6th, 2011 at 2:25 PM
Actually, he went with MalcomX.
January 6th, 2011 at 2:25 PM
lolz
Depends…..I was content with my descriptions…on the other hand, you could be Spencer.
January 6th, 2011 at 2:25 PM
Well I put myself on the cheat list. I’m rarely here anymore but it’s still real to me, damn it.
January 6th, 2011 at 2:25 PM
younglefthander = Southern drunk and frequent caller into the Pawwwwl Finebaum show
January 6th, 2011 at 2:26 PM
Dirt killed a guy?
He shot a man in Burlington, just to watch him die
January 6th, 2011 at 2:27 PM
I’d love a name/picture list. I wonder if I can sneak into the TBL headquarters in Langley and steal it like the NOC list.
I have no idea why I’m curious about what all of you look like. Some of your gravatars make me wonder.
January 6th, 2011 at 2:27 PM
Geeezeus = Canadian, only TBL commenter to actually get drafted by a pro sports team (as far as I know), would go gay for Gretzky
Garland Greene = Leafs fan, poor bastard, would murder Kerry Fraser if he could get away with it
January 6th, 2011 at 2:27 PM
Mole = lover of Pauly Shore movies and fat guy hats.
January 6th, 2011 at 2:28 PM
Last time someone was humanized SportsGal nearly destroyed BSanders’ pelvis.
January 6th, 2011 at 2:28 PM
My Twitter avatar is not too dissimilar to what I look like
January 6th, 2011 at 2:29 PM
I think everyone knows I’m a gangly tall drink of water, jck. Jersey and I have had our photos published on here quite a few times. Doesn’t bother me at all.
January 6th, 2011 at 2:29 PM
/takes uncomfortable step backwards
//looks over shoulder
January 6th, 2011 at 2:29 PM
That Sanders is quite the lady killer from what I hear.
January 6th, 2011 at 2:29 PM
Facebook: Opener of Doors, Shatterer of Myths
/goes back to look at pics of Clown/Payaso
January 6th, 2011 at 2:29 PM
SC is built like a white Manute Bol
January 6th, 2011 at 2:30 PM
Mole = his dingus was designed especially for spence’s mom’s assembly housing.
January 6th, 2011 at 2:30 PM
6′ 5″, 170 if I remember right.
January 6th, 2011 at 2:30 PM
I look like a combination of Spock, Nick Johnson, Daughtry and UFC’s Jim Miller.
January 6th, 2011 at 2:30 PM
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January 6th, 2011 at 2:31 PM
170 soaking wet
January 6th, 2011 at 2:31 PM
Link?
January 6th, 2011 at 2:31 PM
One Swinger party invite…going out
January 6th, 2011 at 2:33 PM
nah that was CJ. I’m pretty sure we almost had to build an ark to protect ourselves if you catch my drift
January 6th, 2011 at 2:34 PM
+1 biblical flood
January 6th, 2011 at 2:34 PM
There are pictures of my scrotum on the internet with a Pacman level superimposed over it. I challenge anyone to find them.
January 6th, 2011 at 2:34 PM
Ah come on all I said was he looked like a taller version of my husband.. wasnt jumping his bones or anything
January 6th, 2011 at 2:35 PM
I can believe nobody put this up. It might be only me that laughs every time he gets called this but:
Trey = clueless
January 6th, 2011 at 2:35 PM
and yes Sanders does quite well with the internet ladies. I know one commenters sister wants him in and around her mouth.
January 6th, 2011 at 2:35 PM
How should we know. Last we heard of Sanders, he was carrying on an affair with a married woman……hmmmm…..
January 6th, 2011 at 2:36 PM
So you introduced him to your sister?
January 6th, 2011 at 2:36 PM
Where the fuck is Sanders? Did the Beiber/Selena thing send him in to exile or something?
January 6th, 2011 at 2:37 PM
But if it was Matty Ice or Josh Elliott… LOOK OUT!
January 6th, 2011 at 2:37 PM
+1 bottle of spermicidal loooooooooobe
January 6th, 2011 at 2:37 PM
OH SHIT!! hahahahaha!
January 6th, 2011 at 2:38 PM
Wasn’t there a young Brett Favre shout out too?
January 6th, 2011 at 2:39 PM
So what you’re sayinG is that she wants the CREEEAAAAAMMMMMM.
January 6th, 2011 at 2:39 PM
Oh… and don’t forget when Dirt recommended that CJ pull her trigger. That had incredible meme potential but it got squashed.
January 6th, 2011 at 2:39 PM
I would fully expect the TBL headquarters to be locked up tighter than fort know.
January 6th, 2011 at 2:40 PM
oh, that Fort Know.
January 6th, 2011 at 2:42 PM
How could we forget Coop?
January 6th, 2011 at 2:48 PM
yeah, eleventy times more secure than Fort Knox.
/fuck
January 6th, 2011 at 3:16 PM