John Wall vs. Chris Brown in a Dougie Contest
John Wall can dance. So can Chris Brown (he pulls off some tricks around the 1:45 mark). So the NBA player and the singer had a “Dougie-off” in DC over the weekend. I wish I could dance. If John Wall is ever teaching a dance class on the side, I’m totally signing up. Please don’t let Colin Cowherd see this video. He may not be able to handle Wall wearing shades in a club and dancing after losing on Dec. 31 to Indy. The Wizards lost Jan. 1 vs New Orleans; Wall was in foul trouble early and finished with eight turnovers. [Black Sports Online]

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January 3rd, 2011 at 12:01 PM
Hahaha. Yes. It’s 2011, and the dance still won’t stop!!!!
/dougies
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:03 PM
Next up: Beat Rihanna to a bloody pulp Contest
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:04 PM
My favorite part is the guy in denim vest at the beginning…depressed dougieing
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:07 PM
Knocking out that 33% entertainment early in the day I see.
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:07 PM
I’m still wondering if Michael Floyd is on the run after what he did to Brandon Harris.
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:08 PM
GO AWAY
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:08 PM
More like a Gay contest.
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:08 PM
“I see you’re still sporting the denim vest. I especially like the…metal buttons.”
-”They’re snaps.”
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:08 PM
I watched that waiting for the random person to walk by Chris Brown and stab him 10 times. Very disappointing.
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:09 PM
Look homie I don’t dance all i do is this.
It’s the same 2-step wit a lil’ twist.
/Fitty Cowherd
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:09 PM
Jersey, you practically deserve a co-writing credit for this post since you have done more to advance the dougie than anyone else here.
/still doesn’t know what a dougie is.
//refuses to watch video.
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:10 PM
Put a shirt on, Chris Brown. Yuck.
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:11 PM
OK, The Dougie has run its course.
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:12 PM
Harris cost himself major money. Wouldn’t be surprised if he comes back now.
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:12 PM
see how fucking crowded it is in that place? that’s why i hate going to clubs…
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:12 PM
I agree with CJ. John Wall needs to go away.
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:12 PM
I see the Harbaugh post was moved.
The next time I see someone dougie out on the street, they’re getting slapped. I don’t care if they play for UK either.
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:13 PM
New Judgement Day: May 21, 2011
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:14 PM
How about you just, you know…dance? or drink? Fucking choreographed dances are embarrassing.
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:14 PM
Hit it Wolf!
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:16 PM
I see.
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:16 PM
it’s the urban version of line dancing
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:16 PM
slap everyone.
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:16 PM
New Judgement Day: May 21, 2011
I just wrote a research paper last month about millennialist movements in 19th century America and having done so I can say that these people are idiots.
The rest of yall could probably do that without having written a paper first. But whatever.
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:17 PM
There is a cultural lesson in here that I don’t think we want to get into.
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:18 PM
Sometimes I wish my job took up more of my time.
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:19 PM
I must have horrible taste in women because I have no idea why those girls are in the VIP area. They look boring and unattractive.
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:19 PM
Bring back the Macarena.
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:20 PM
Bring back the Macarena.
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:20 PM
Bring back the Macarena.
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:21 PM
I’d rather watch a five hour long documentary on the history of Red Sox Nation than get into a discussion about this.
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:22 PM
Noah Knew; We Can Know!
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:23 PM
Bring back the Macarena.
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:23 PM
I’ve been told the Macarena is in high demand.
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:23 PM
Bring back the Macarena.
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:24 PM
Anyone know what we should do with the macarena?
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:24 PM
Bill Belichick: “After last night, we were 14-2. This morning, we’re 0-0.”
Rex Ryan: Woo hoo! We’re a fucking awesome team! Gonna win it all baby!! Gonna have to be a damn near perfect team to beat us. Get me some goddamn snacks and plan that parade route!
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:24 PM
Heeeeeeyyyyyyyyy Macarena.
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:24 PM
HEY MACARENA!!!! IIGHT!!
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:25 PM
When a website is that fancy, it HAS to be true. I’m surprised the site doesn’t have a lens flare effect.
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:25 PM
most people who call dance moves terrible are the people who cant dance. true story
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:25 PM
this.
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:25 PM
It’s “I’m hearing” come on man you’re better than that.
Bring back Sheriff Lobo
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:25 PM
CJ: I mean, neither of them are lying.
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:26 PM
wink wink
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:26 PM
Hm it’s almost like something might have happened to give him some perspective on things
/18-0′d
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:28 PM
I can’t dance for shit but even if I could I wouldn’t goto clubs because 1) I don’t do ecstasy 2) the music is wretched and 3) I’m claustrophobic.
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:28 PM
To be fair, Barstool caught this little gem from yesterday. It’s quite crazy when you think about it.
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:28 PM
the obsession with the dougie needs to die.
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:28 PM
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:29 PM
most people who call dance moves terrible are the people who cant dance. true story
I resemble that remark.
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:29 PM
This. Plus I don’t want to pay a cover charge for the “privilege” of all that plus spending too much on drinks.
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:29 PM
If I’m a Pats fan, I kinda wish Brady broke his INT streak already. Now it’s gonna happen in the playoffs.
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:29 PM
I blame the packers secondary.
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:30 PM
snob
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:31 PM
Damn skippy.
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:31 PM
Yeah they put that up during the Pats game. Jarring stuff. Poor Woodhead got knocked out and fumbled yesterday, or they would have had under 10 turnovers for the year. Still broke the record though.
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:31 PM
Anyone else just get an e-mail from Roger Goodell?
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:32 PM
i don’t dance because dancing is fucking retarded.
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:32 PM
I want to try extacy
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:32 PM
I like grinding on hoes.
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:33 PM
I hope Jay Cutler gets his balls slammed in door.
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:34 PM
Huh? Why?
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:35 PM
I hope it happens outdoors.
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:35 PM
Then I’ve got this dance song for all the thugs like you in the club who don’t dance.
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:35 PM
Tim Ryan, I expected more of a Brady/Manning comparison out of you. Do one of those, involving throwing interceptions in the playoffs.
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:36 PM
Comments 60 and 61 = Hilarious
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:36 PM
Sanchupawhatica looked impressive on his 0 pass attempts yesterday.
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:36 PM
I think that Harbaugh post is following me.
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:37 PM
You’re assuming Jay Cutler has balls.
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:37 PM
One of them has been massively overrated this year and it isn’t Brady.
/comparison
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:38 PM
Fat Diabetic Beard yesterday had me on the lollercoaster.
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:38 PM
Kellen Clemons!
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:38 PM
I got one about an hour ago.
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:38 PM
that’s not a song.
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:39 PM
So you want Kristin Cavallari’s purse to get stuck in a door?
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:40 PM
No, I will not take the dickfor.
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:40 PM
God I can’t wait until Kansas City knocks off New England.
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:40 PM
Academy Award Winners 3 6 Mafia
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:41 PM
Aw man… The guy from Animal Farm died.
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:41 PM
hahahaha. yeah bow wow ..slap in some gold teef and you’re so gangsta now.
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:41 PM
What a couple of tools. Boy, Chris Brown really threw away that career with a few right crosses
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:42 PM
I mean did you see how smooth some of those handoffs were? World fucking class right there.
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:42 PM
I heard Duckworth was with him when it happened…murder suicide is what the cops are saying
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:43 PM
Cute, asshole.
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:43 PM
he’ll always be kobyashi from usual suspects to me.
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:43 PM
You think KC is beating Baltimore, SC? Weird.
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:44 PM
Thats gay.
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:45 PM
No one wears the long heavy coat on the sidelines like him. Baller. He also tore it up in that Pepsi Max commercial.
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:45 PM
HA he simultaneously knocked the Pats and the Jets, I’ll give him an A for effort
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:47 PM
Twistin my body, movin to the muuuuuuusic
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:49 PM
I took me like five minutes to figure out he was Maurice Fischer from Inception. Foreshadowing that Old Man Fischer bit it in the movie, too.
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:52 PM
Fucking Brady and Manning probably like Coke Zero or something. Fucking weirdos.
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:52 PM
I just watched Inception and The Town yesterday. And he dies in both movies. Kinda weird.
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:54 PM
He was outstanding in Romeo+Juliet, made the movie really.
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:56 PM
I have one dance move that I always turn to when I find myself on the dance floor…it’s the locomotion
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:56 PM
I’M PUHTING THIS HAAAAL TAHN IN MAH RYUHVYUH
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:56 PM
Still better than Cutler and his Smirnoff Ice.
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:57 PM
bwahahhaah!!!
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:59 PM
I think they’re winning the conference.
/nods at Lisk
//losing to a certain team from a certain Midwestern city with a certain set of broad shoulders in a certain stadium with a certain 70 yard HD screen
January 3rd, 2011 at 1:00 PM
I have the hitchhiker thumbs. They are currently all over Facebook as I was slightly overserved* on NYE.
* – gross underestimation
January 3rd, 2011 at 1:00 PM
Fuck the bears. Then again, I’m just bitter cuz my team sucks. But they ended the season on a 4 game winning streak. Go Lions!