I’m pretty sure he was being facetious.

I dunno, I just watched it. I was expecting him to be showing signs of a joke. There was none.

“Now, I’m a Christian. I’ve made mistakes. But Michael Vick executed dogs in a cruel, heartless manner. And I think he should have been executed for that. He wasn’t.”

Awesome!

You forgot your sarcasm tag…

In lieu of vezina’s email above, how about we just use “#4″ when we mean it to be sarcastic

/or will that mean Favre will inundate the comments?

Tucker Carlson thinks Mike Vick should be executed.

Tucker: “What did Obama say? I THINK THE EXACT OPPOSITE!”

How are coaches not requiring their players to turn in their phones before the game and then giving them back after the game. Seems logical.

I spend a lot of time around youth hockey and soccer teams and I can tell you that ‘no electronic devices in the dressing room’ is one of the most common rules out there. Is it that hard to fucking focus on a single task for a few hours? I think what the kid did is harmless in isolation but speaks to the larger problem of everyone having ADD these days.

I remember the XFL taking cameras into the locker room at halftime. Didn’t they advertise this idea as groundbreaking stuff but the reality turned out to be a bunch of dudes with headphones on get their ankles re-taped.

I think they also brought us the aerial camera for the behind the QB views. The XFL brought advances to the NFL like online porn sites do to mainstream site technology.

I’m pretty sure he was being facetious.

You forgot your sarcasm tag…

the one in my head would get me banned

/nods at JPQ

Tucker Carlson thinks Mike Vick should be executed.

I’m pretty sure he was being facetious.

I can get behind that

/the one in my head would get me banned

11.
You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when
you know that you just aren’t going to do anything productive for the
rest of the day.

This one was my favorite. I’ve already had this realization today.

doesnt matter how its spelled.

just name your kid John.

/haiku’d

Signed someone who spells Sean the right way

Co-signed

/constantly amazed at the various ways people fuck up the spelling for their own amusement

1. I think part of a best friend’s job is to immediately clear
your computer history if you die.

2.
Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize
you’re wrong.

3.
I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was
younger.

4.
There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5.
How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6.
Was learning cursive really necessary?

7.
Map Quest really needs to start with # 5. I’m pretty sure I know how to get
out of my driveway.

8.
Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person
died.

9.
I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.

10.
Bad decisions make good stories.

11.
You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when
you know that you just aren’t going to do anything productive for the
rest of the day.

12.
Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don’t want
to have to restart my collection…again.

13.
I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I
want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did
not make any changes.

14. I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I
know not to answer their call.

15.
I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

16.
I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday
night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

17. I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing
option.

18.
I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

19. How many times is it appropriate to say “What?”
before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear or understand a
word they said

20.
I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to
prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and
sisters!

21.
Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know
what time it is.

22.
The first testicular guard, the “Cup,” was used in Hockey in 1874
and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100
years for men to realize that their brain is also important.

very HuffyPuffy of Duffy

/for irish

Is it Shawn-ee or Sean?

/Shawon Dunston’s fault

Signed someone who spells Sean the right way.

At while we’re at it. Fuck Jayson’s. Spell your kids name the right way.