West Virginia’s Shawne Alston Sent Facebook Message During Halftime. Tar and Feather Him!
West Virginia running back Shawne Alston posted to his Facebook wall from his cell phone during halftime of West Virginia’s 23-7 Champs Sports Bowl loss to North Carolina State. “2nd half is da best half!!! Let’s go!!” he typed to his Internet friends. Scandalous.
During a loss skeptics will argue this shows an endemic lack of focus. I’m sure they tweeted this to their followers as they prepared whatever mindless game shlock they cranked out to meet deadline.
The Internet has made many of us addicts. Our brains crave the little hits of dopamine we get from emails, tweets and persistent social interaction. Most probably, Alston had a few moments for contemplation after receiving whatever brilliant pearls Jeff Mullen was offering. As most of us would, he picked up his smart phone. He posted a vacant motivational message. This probably took 30 seconds.
Had Alston been commenting on someone’s photos or posting a link to a YouTube video I could understand the unease. But, really, a generic “Let’s Go Get Em” is raising ire? The only thing egregious to me was the multiple explanation points.
Did posting on his wall affect Alston’s focus? There’s no way of knowing. His four touches all came in the second quarter. Perhaps, West Virginia needs a social networking policy during games, but the more pressing issue should have been implementing secondary and tertiary levels of thought into their offensive schemes.
Alston’s crime was committing an act media members could magnify and twist to the point of absurdity. There’s no need to confirm stereotypes.
[Photo via Getty]

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December 29th, 2010 at 10:15 AM
The biggest crime is that his name is spelled Shawne.
December 29th, 2010 at 10:18 AM
Why on Earth would you need your phone at halftime? Dumb. Stupid. The kid must have really had his head in the game to think about posting to Facebook. Idiotic.
And a writer on here defends it. Fascinating.
December 29th, 2010 at 10:19 AM
Pay the players…let them tweet and get on fb during games…who cares if they go to class?
Quit trying to turn college football into the XFL.
December 29th, 2010 at 10:21 AM
Bill Stewart won’t notice this for weeks.
December 29th, 2010 at 10:22 AM
Duffy is just calling out a non-story thus making it a story. I don’t even know anymore.
December 29th, 2010 at 10:23 AM
So where is the outrage, save the one twitter comment (i’m sure there are an insignificant number of more of the same). I think you’re imagining the issue here. It should be policy for every team to ban cell phones at halftime but only so that there are not temptations to take things too far – tweets about game plans, missed calls, etc. Anyone who has ever been in a locker room at halftime knows it’s for rest, moderate tweaks, and otherwise a whole lot of nothing. Anyone who hasn’t is an uncoordinated sports writer with misguided notions of focus.
December 29th, 2010 at 10:25 AM
I’m just surprised this post had multiple sentences that were longer than five words.
December 29th, 2010 at 10:29 AM
Most coaches would prefer that players not use their phone while a game is being played.
/Pelini’d
December 29th, 2010 at 10:30 AM
I remember the XFL taking cameras into the locker room at halftime. Didn’t they advertise this idea as groundbreaking stuff but the reality turned out to be a bunch of dudes with headphones on get their ankles re-taped.
December 29th, 2010 at 10:30 AM
He wasn’t posting while eating orange slices and sipping gatorade. He was posting while one of his coaches were talking, therefore he wasn’t paying attention. There isn’t downtime in locker rooms at halftime. It’s a practice crammed into 10 minutes of time.
December 29th, 2010 at 10:31 AM
Precisely. As Duffy ordered, tar and feather the bastard.
December 29th, 2010 at 10:31 AM
theres an app for that?
December 29th, 2010 at 10:34 AM
It’s right next to the I-Toilet.
/Curb’d
December 29th, 2010 at 10:35 AM
This.
Signed someone who spells Sean the right way.
December 29th, 2010 at 10:38 AM
At while we’re at it. Fuck Jayson’s. Spell your kids name the right way.
December 29th, 2010 at 10:39 AM
Shawne
Is it Shawn-ee or Sean?
/Shawon Dunston’s fault
December 29th, 2010 at 10:39 AM
Precisely. As Duffy ordered, tar and feather the bastard.
very HuffyPuffy of Duffy
/for irish
December 29th, 2010 at 10:41 AM
funny stuff from an e-mail i assume is going around…
1. I think part of a best friend’s job is to immediately clear
your computer history if you die.
2.
Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize
you’re wrong.
3.
I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was
younger.
4.
There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5.
How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6.
Was learning cursive really necessary?
7.
Map Quest really needs to start with # 5. I’m pretty sure I know how to get
out of my driveway.
8.
Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person
died.
9.
I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.
10.
Bad decisions make good stories.
11.
You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when
you know that you just aren’t going to do anything productive for the
rest of the day.
12.
Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don’t want
to have to restart my collection…again.
13.
I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I
want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did
not make any changes.
14. I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I
know not to answer their call.
15.
I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
16.
I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday
night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.
17. I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing
option.
18.
I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
19. How many times is it appropriate to say “What?”
before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear or understand a
word they said
20.
I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to
prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and
sisters!
21.
Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know
what time it is.
22.
The first testicular guard, the “Cup,” was used in Hockey in 1874
and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100
years for men to realize that their brain is also important.
December 29th, 2010 at 10:41 AM
Co-signed
/constantly amazed at the various ways people fuck up the spelling for their own amusement
December 29th, 2010 at 10:42 AM
Shaun. Shawn. Shawne. Sean. Shon.
doesnt matter how its spelled.
just name your kid John.
/haiku’d
December 29th, 2010 at 10:44 AM
This one was my favorite. I’ve already had this realization today.
December 29th, 2010 at 10:44 AM
lol jpq lets use rough tough duff
December 29th, 2010 at 10:45 AM
How are coaches not requiring their players to turn in their phones before the game and then giving them back after the game. Seems logical.
December 29th, 2010 at 10:45 AM
Tucker Carlson thinks Mike Vick should be executed.
December 29th, 2010 at 10:47 AM
lol jpq lets use rough tough duff
I can get behind that
/the one in my head would get me banned
December 29th, 2010 at 10:48 AM
Tucker Carlson should be fired
December 29th, 2010 at 10:49 AM
I’m pretty sure he was being facetious.
December 29th, 2010 at 10:51 AM
/nods at JPQ
December 29th, 2010 at 10:52 AM
I think they also brought us the aerial camera for the behind the QB views. The XFL brought advances to the NFL like online porn sites do to mainstream site technology.
December 29th, 2010 at 10:52 AM
You forgot your sarcasm tag…
December 29th, 2010 at 10:53 AM
I spend a lot of time around youth hockey and soccer teams and I can tell you that ‘no electronic devices in the dressing room’ is one of the most common rules out there. Is it that hard to fucking focus on a single task for a few hours? I think what the kid did is harmless in isolation but speaks to the larger problem of everyone having ADD these days.
December 29th, 2010 at 10:55 AM
Tucker: “What did Obama say? I THINK THE EXACT OPPOSITE!”
December 29th, 2010 at 10:56 AM
I’m pretty sure he was being facetious.
You forgot your sarcasm tag…
In lieu of vezina’s email above, how about we just use “#4″ when we mean it to be sarcastic
/or will that mean Favre will inundate the comments?
December 29th, 2010 at 10:58 AM
I dunno, I just watched it. I was expecting him to be showing signs of a joke. There was none.
“Now, I’m a Christian. I’ve made mistakes. But Michael Vick executed dogs in a cruel, heartless manner. And I think he should have been executed for that. He wasn’t.”
Awesome!