Camilla Belle … RIP Teena Marie; our favorite video of hers after the jump … funny: Why teachers drinkHugh Hefner got engaged to 24-year-old Crystal Harris, a former Playmate … without LeBron, nobody is paying to see the Cavs on the road … what happened to a town in Alabama when pension funds ran outKnowledge is garbage, says Gene Weingarten … Daniel Balsam is fighting the good fight against email spammodel mysteriously dies at the home of the great-great-grandson of the founder of Anheuser-Busch … so Daniel Craig is dating Rachel Weisz? …

Seton Hall’s Jeremy Hazell was shot on Christmas Day in Harlem. [Zags Blog]

Brandon Webb, 31, has signed a 1-year deal with Texas. He hasn’t pitched since opening day 2009. He won the Cy Young in 2006. [Star-Telegram]

Will Gary Kubiak be the Texans coach one week from now? [Chronicle]

Andray Blatche apologized for an incident with teammate JaVale McGee at a nightclub on Christmas Eve. Here are photos of the two in the club. [Wiz Insider; DC Fab]

Great read about a deaf college basketball player at Cal-State Northridge. [NYT]

Someone needs to re-acquaint Roger Mason and Knicks’ coach Mike D’Antoni. [CSTB]

You should read this feature on Maryland WR Torrey Smith. [Wash Post]

After just six games on a hoops team in Beijing, Steve Francis is done. [NiU Bball]

In case you were traveling last week and missed the Terrelle Pryor suspension news. [SI]

Former Texas star Sergio Kindle of the Ravens got a DUI Sunday morning. [Sun]

If you’re interested in how Auburn broke down its 17,000 ticket allotment for the title game. [Birmingham News]

This Christmas Eve mock draft has Jets taken a DE from the U, and Cam Newton going to the Titans. [Draft Insider]

FIU won the the Little Caesars Bowl last night on a last second field goal, 34-32 over Toledo. Too bad it didn’t cover for everyone – we had FIU -2. [Herald]

In the mid-80s, this was the jam.

Play this video while listening to Live’s, “Lightning crashes.”

Hugh Jackman can add this to his career blooper reel.