David Beckham’s 6-Hour Tattoo
David Beckham: The LA Galaxy midfielder got a new tattoo. It took 6-hours. What do you think it could be? I’d go with his kids, riding a dragon on the moon while three wolves howl below. Just a guess. Apparently, he has promised Posh in the past that he would never get a tattoo on his chest. Seems a bit arbitrary since he already has 20 other tats. Its like letting your kid throw a house party, but saying no one is allowed in the living room. Eventually people are going to want to sit on the couch. [The Sun]

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December 22nd, 2010 at 1:41 PM
Better hair, Jesse Palmer or Beckham go…
/RIP Spencer
December 22nd, 2010 at 1:42 PM
Did you just equate Beckham’s chest with a couch? Well done, sir.
December 22nd, 2010 at 1:43 PM
Does he just not lift weights, or what? I always thought as a pro athlete he’d have to at least a little bit…
December 22nd, 2010 at 1:43 PM
You know it was a butterfly on his ankle like most of the sorority girls.
/I kid, I kid.
December 22nd, 2010 at 1:44 PM
I guess this is my punishment for missing the Onion Bag when you finally acknowledged Dortmund’s dominance (even though it was after they finally lost).
December 22nd, 2010 at 1:44 PM
If he were cool then it would be this…
http://www.geekosystem.com/tag/batman-fights-a-shark-with-a-lightsaber/
December 22nd, 2010 at 1:48 PM
maybe he was fucking the tattoo artist for 5 1/2 hours and just got a I Heart Mom tattoo the other 30mins?
December 22nd, 2010 at 1:51 PM
If Rex Ryan had anything to say about it, Beckham would definitely not be getting a tattoo on his foot.
December 22nd, 2010 at 1:53 PM
Lifting weights, for the most part, is not important for soccer. They do a shit ton of plyometric work and cardio. Goalkeepers and some CB’s (think Gooch) will lift to gain some strength but someone like beckham is better off working on explosiveness and core strength than doing dumbbell butterflies and preacher curls
December 22nd, 2010 at 1:59 PM
Soccer post?
If next post a Nascar post, you are officially dodging the issue.
December 22nd, 2010 at 2:01 PM
is better off working on explosiveness and core strength
so you can build explosiveness without getting stronger?
doing dumbbell butterflies and preacher curls
i’m not sure any professional athlete does either of these. strength and conditioning programs have become so complex now that most of your traditional beach body muscles are targeted in some all-encompassing exercise, not just a curl or press.
December 22nd, 2010 at 2:05 PM
Fuck your couch. Buy another one ya rich motherfucker.
Q: “Do you remember grinding your feet in his couch?”
A: “Yeah…. I remember grindin my feet in tha n****s couch.”
Q: “Do you remember why you did it?”
A: “…. cause he had to go buy another one.”
December 22nd, 2010 at 2:06 PM
cocaine is a hell of a drug.
December 22nd, 2010 at 2:09 PM
See I never just did things just to do them. C’mon I mean what am I gonna do? Just jump up and grind my feet in somebody’s couch like it’s something to do? C’mon. I gotta a little more sense than that. ……yeah, I remember grindin my feet in tha n****s couch.
December 22nd, 2010 at 2:09 PM
You can build core strength and explosiveness without getting bigger
December 22nd, 2010 at 2:16 PM
You can build core strength and explosiveness without getting bigger
correct, but just because you’re lifting weights doesn’t mean you’re getting bigger.
December 22nd, 2010 at 2:41 PM
so dirt got banned? really?
December 22nd, 2010 at 2:47 PM
Yes, and the original statement was something tot he effect of “does he lift weights, i always thought as a pro athlete you had to at least a little bit”, inferring he was small and weak. The fact is, they don’t lift a lot of weights, I’m not sure what you’re arguing
December 22nd, 2010 at 6:32 PM
He’s weak. I stand by my original statement.