Don’t You Hate it When an Escort Tries to Ruin Your Relationship?
Matt Barnes: According to YBF, an escort is claiming – nee, bragging – she’s the reason LA Lakers forward Matt Barnes is no longer dating the mother of his two children (she’s pictured here). When the escort in question began tweeting the allegations at Barnes, she claims he began texting her to stop making claims. Then, she posted the alleged texts. Barnes made multiple denials via twitter. Then, everyone died from shock from the mere possibility that a pro athlete might have cheated on his girlfriend.
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December 21st, 2010 at 12:47 PM
Yes! Now to read the post…
December 21st, 2010 at 12:47 PM
Well, if you can’t believe Candy Deep Throat, who can you trust?
December 21st, 2010 at 12:48 PM
Blame the person who is paid to suck & fuck and not the athlete who paid for it!
December 21st, 2010 at 12:49 PM
I was going to click on that link until I saw the phrase “Candy Deep Throat”. Probably don’t need that one in the Web History for the IT Dept.
December 21st, 2010 at 12:49 PM
she’s attractive.
December 21st, 2010 at 12:50 PM
You find out your significant other is cheating on you. Is it better or worse that its with a prostitute? I say worse.
December 21st, 2010 at 12:50 PM
How does Matt Barnes feel about concussions?
December 21st, 2010 at 12:51 PM
TST, do you mean as a man? Because I’m pretty sure I’d feel much worse that my girl was paying for dick on the side
December 21st, 2010 at 12:52 PM
This was clear if you watched season 2 of basketball wives.
December 21st, 2010 at 12:53 PM
she’s attractive.
the one in the twitter account is decidedly not to my tastes, although I am a fan of the skill set she’s touting.
December 21st, 2010 at 12:53 PM
Worse. Unless you actually know/are friends with the person they cheated with. That’s a kick in the balls.
December 21st, 2010 at 12:54 PM
I really hope things work out for Matt Barnes and Candy Deep Throat. I think they could have a really great future together
December 21st, 2010 at 12:54 PM
TST, do you mean as a man? Because I’m pretty sure I’d feel much worse that my girl was paying for dick on the side
regular girls don’t have to pay for sex. They just have to stand still and stop saying no. It’s not really a fair comparison.
December 21st, 2010 at 12:54 PM
Bet the prostitute let him clothesline her when she drove to the lane and his girlfriend wouldn’t.
December 21st, 2010 at 12:54 PM
TST, do you mean as a man? Because I’m pretty sure I’d feel much worse that my girl was paying for dick on the side
I DON’T KNOW WHAT I MEAN ANYMORE!!!
/I guess from a woman’s perspective.
December 21st, 2010 at 12:55 PM
He cheated with her? Of all the basketball groupies that know to keep their yaps shut, he decided to go with that skank? 8 teams in 8 years…now I understand.
December 21st, 2010 at 12:55 PM
I’m gonna need some alone time after the Black Swan post in the previous thread.
/Union Break
December 21st, 2010 at 12:55 PM
regular girls don’t have to pay for sex. They just have to stand still and stop saying no. It’s not really a fair comparison.
Need help with your groceries? Would you like some dick?
December 21st, 2010 at 12:55 PM
Bet the prostitute let him clothesline her when she drove to the lane and his girlfriend wouldn’t.
Kobe really got in his head last year. His fantasy was that when he pretended to throw a ball at her head, she would flinch.
December 21st, 2010 at 12:56 PM
This is quite good.
December 21st, 2010 at 12:56 PM
You find out your significant other is cheating on you. Is it better or worse that its with a prostitute? I say worse.
Assuming from the women’s perspective, I think they would prefer it be with a hooker rather than someone where there is an emotional connection.
December 21st, 2010 at 12:57 PM
+1
December 21st, 2010 at 12:57 PM
This is quite good.
Read that late in the day yesterday, really enjoyed it.
December 21st, 2010 at 12:58 PM
His fantasy was that when he pretended to throw a ball at her head, she would flinch.
Ha! This would be a fantastic kink. I picture the girl pantomiming a flinch about 1 second after and then she coos “oh, baby, I was really scared. That was a really great ball fake.”
December 21st, 2010 at 12:59 PM
I’m gonna go with ‘better’, because it makes my decision to walk away that much easier
December 21st, 2010 at 12:59 PM
This is quite good.
I have his last comedy show recorded, and it sounds like he excerpted a quality bit and wrote it down for money. That guy is all about cash money, that’s for sure.
December 21st, 2010 at 1:00 PM
His baby mama > Candy Deep Throat.
Then again, Candy does have “Deep Throat” as her last name/Native American moniker. And that’s gotta be 100% true.
December 21st, 2010 at 1:01 PM
Don’t you hate pants?
December 21st, 2010 at 1:01 PM
Okay. Given that, I still think it’s quite good.
December 21st, 2010 at 1:01 PM
So next time someone tells me they believe in God, I’ll say “Oh which one? Zeus? Hades? Jupiter? Mars? Odin? Thor? Krishna? Vishnu? Ra?…” If they say “Just God. I only believe in the one God,” I’ll point out that they are nearly as atheistic as me. I don’t believe in 2,870 gods, and they don’t believe in 2,869.
He stole this argument from Carl Sagan or Bertrand Russell, who probably stole it from somebody else. This was good. Bill Nye had a similarly themed piece I enjoyed recently.
December 21st, 2010 at 1:01 PM
PFW named maurkice pouncey as their 1st team all america center even tho the fucker couldn’t complete a shotgun snap. what a joke.
December 21st, 2010 at 1:01 PM
I will not stand for your impugning of the Deep Throat family name, Fredo. They are an American treasure and have given more to this nation than anyone else I can think of
December 21st, 2010 at 1:01 PM
That guy is all about cash money, that’s for sure.
If he was smart, he’d be all about gold.
/TBL’d
December 21st, 2010 at 1:02 PM
You find out your significant other is cheating on you. Is it better or worse that its with a prostitute? I say worse.
I’m gonna go with ‘better’, because it makes my decision to walk away that much easier
So if it was offered to him for free that would mean you might stick with him because what choice did he have?
December 21st, 2010 at 1:02 PM
Pro Football Writers College All-America Team has a kinda funny ring to it, no?
December 21st, 2010 at 1:03 PM
His baby mama really is quite attractive. I forget who said it first here but I suppose it really is true that no matter how good she looks, there’s always someone who’s sick of fucking her somewhere.
December 21st, 2010 at 1:03 PM
id go with better as well…at least it was clear that it was just for the bangin.
December 21st, 2010 at 1:03 PM
yay! twitter is so interesting and fun! he said, she said!
December 21st, 2010 at 1:03 PM
Of course. lolz at her twitter profile picture. When i saw it i felt like i got hit in the face with an airbag.
December 21st, 2010 at 1:03 PM
I have his last comedy show recorded, and it sounds like he excerpted a quality bit and wrote it down for money. That guy is all about cash money, that’s for sure.
He had a show Saturday, didn’t he, forgot. Better be On Demand HBO. I get you for free for a reason.
December 21st, 2010 at 1:04 PM
Okay. Given that, I still think it’s quite good.
yes, it’s good. The guy is absolutely bracing, even if you agree with him. I’m not sure I care about the subject matter, though, because I can very easily extricate myself from that particular conversation without it escalating, given all my experience doing so.
But Ricky Gervais is the reason for the 2 biggest laughs of my life. It also took me more than a year to finish the first season of the British version of the Office, because I was sick to my stomach from David Brent.
December 21st, 2010 at 1:05 PM
This. Maybe she should put out a little bit and he wouldn’t have to go out looking for cheeseburgers when he’s got filet at home. He clearly wasn’t gettin any puss. That sucks Matty.
December 21st, 2010 at 1:06 PM
He had a show Saturday, didn’t he, forgot. Better be On Demand HBO. I get you for free for a reason.
He really promoted it well, as always. He kills on Letterman and Daily show, and they always let him have the chair any time he wants.
That podcast cartoon was pretty good, too. In fact, I wish GFunk would go back to being Carl Pilkington in his avatar.
December 21st, 2010 at 1:08 PM
Whatever you do, don’t set up an automatic feed that tweets all the posts from the site you write for.
/bsanders
December 21st, 2010 at 1:09 PM
So next time someone tells me they believe in God, I’ll say “Oh which one? Zeus? Hades? Jupiter? Mars? Odin? Thor? Krishna? Vishnu? Ra?…” If they say “Just God. I only believe in the one God,” I’ll point out that they are nearly as atheistic as me. I don’t believe in 2,870 gods, and they don’t believe in 2,869.
He stole this argument from Carl Sagan or Bertrand Russell, who probably stole it from somebody else. This was good. Bill Nye had a similarly themed piece I enjoyed recently.
Richard Dawkins
December 21st, 2010 at 1:10 PM
Both disgusting acts(Joe Buck tm), but the getting a whore thing would repulse me to the point there would no way to forget it.
December 21st, 2010 at 1:11 PM
Jeez, you guys are all a little touchy about they, eh? It just seems a bit much to have the same post pop up simultaneously from all of you, that’s all I was saying. Carry on.
December 21st, 2010 at 1:12 PM
Richard Dawkins
Damn, thats correct. He’s an interesting twitter follow.
December 21st, 2010 at 1:12 PM
Calmer than you are.
December 21st, 2010 at 1:13 PM
You find out your significant other is cheating on you. Is it better or worse that its with a prostitute? I say worse.
worse than what? your best friend? family member? coop?
December 21st, 2010 at 1:13 PM
Richard Dawkins
Damn, thats correct. He’s an interesting twitter follow.
I will have to try that….
December 21st, 2010 at 1:13 PM
Here ya go. I’m waiting for Lisk’s Bears are Going to the Super Bowl post.
December 21st, 2010 at 1:14 PM
Okay?
December 21st, 2010 at 1:14 PM
I think my favorite twitter follow might be Pat Sajak
December 21st, 2010 at 1:15 PM
I don’t even know how her number got into my phone for me to text her to stop in the first place!
December 21st, 2010 at 1:15 PM
I say better for two reasons:
1. He wasn’t cheating to start a relationship with someone else. He just wanted to get laid.
2. There’s a greater chance he wore a condom w/ a hooker than he would with a regular girl.
I think having a relationship with someone on the side is WAY worse than a random hookup with a paid “professional.”
December 21st, 2010 at 1:17 PM
do hookers normally have health insurance?
December 21st, 2010 at 1:18 PM
When I think of “NBA Groupie” this skank isn’t it…
December 21st, 2010 at 1:18 PM
He’s very engaging.
December 21st, 2010 at 1:18 PM
does anyone else ever have the problem on the homepage where you try updating via refresh, then ctrl+f5, and even attempt it by clicking on the “home” tab and nothing happens…just reloads the same top post with no change in the number of comments? I feel like this happens all the time. is it just me?
December 21st, 2010 at 1:19 PM
do hookers normally have health insurance?
Thinking of a career change??
December 21st, 2010 at 1:19 PM
Only in Canada.
December 21st, 2010 at 1:20 PM
She does that to Beiber now.
So the ball stomping is less intense if he pays a pro?
December 21st, 2010 at 1:21 PM
actually yes, just not the hookin’ field. i don’t have much of an ass so i wouldn’t make any real money.
December 21st, 2010 at 1:21 PM
There’s a lot happening on the backend of this site I have a feeling in preparation for some sort of update. This is where we need coop or another one of the IT wizards to look at the code and give a Lehman’s terms explanation. I looked at it and all I saw was a sailboat.
December 21st, 2010 at 1:21 PM
GTFO!
December 21st, 2010 at 1:22 PM
Only in Canada.
It’s currently legal in Ontario to openly solicit customers.
December 21st, 2010 at 1:22 PM
I’ve never been cheated on (that I know of) so I couldn’t say for sure. But I think if I was dating a professional athlete and he paid someone for sex instead of hooking up with a groupie every time he was in town (who he very well may knock up) I could find it in me to eventually forgive him.
December 21st, 2010 at 1:23 PM
Not if he finds a good dominatrix.
December 21st, 2010 at 1:23 PM
If I told you once, I’ve told you a million times: Bieber runs this mutha.
December 21st, 2010 at 1:23 PM
lol.
December 21st, 2010 at 1:24 PM
She does that to Beiber now.
Canadians stealing American innocence.
December 21st, 2010 at 1:24 PM
I’d feel the need to go to a clinic asap
December 21st, 2010 at 1:24 PM
Only a hard refresh does the trick for me.
December 21st, 2010 at 1:25 PM
Lehman’s terms explanation
Teddy Lehman?
December 21st, 2010 at 1:25 PM
I heard Mike Komisarek tried to rush one but he lost her on the way to the hotel and Tyler Seguin picked her up instead.
December 21st, 2010 at 1:25 PM
/Tom Brady’s baby momma
/Matt Leinart’s baby momma
December 21st, 2010 at 1:26 PM
You’re full of shit. Besides “true love waits,” anyhow. She supports it.
December 21st, 2010 at 1:26 PM
give a Lehman’s terms explanation
Is this an intentional /bromes or an unintentional foreshadowing of the potential collapse of the internet?
December 21st, 2010 at 1:26 PM
I don’t know what that means. it sounds dirty. I hope it’s /no homo cause then I’d be willing to try.
December 21st, 2010 at 1:27 PM
Mike Komisarek
The biggest pimp in Ontario is paying Komisarek $4.5M per year to fuck Maple Leaf fans.
December 21st, 2010 at 1:28 PM
How does autocorrect change lay man which I broke into two words into Lehman’s with the apostrophe? I am thoroughly confused and this comment will likely end up in moderation.
December 21st, 2010 at 1:30 PM
How much?
December 21st, 2010 at 1:30 PM
How does autocorrect change lay man which I broke into two words into Lehman’s with the apostrophe? I am thoroughly confused and this comment will likely end up in moderation.
The same way this skank’s phone number ended up in Matt Barnes phone…..MAGIC!
December 21st, 2010 at 1:32 PM
you should watch more sports.
December 21st, 2010 at 1:35 PM
Gold
December 21st, 2010 at 1:38 PM
Jerry!
December 21st, 2010 at 1:41 PM
I read this as ‘tard’ instead of ‘hard’ .. giggling ensued
December 21st, 2010 at 1:41 PM
Completely forgot Leinart knocked up that USC basketball player!
December 21st, 2010 at 1:43 PM
I am not. And you know damn well Selena is just waiting to be broken off proper, especially with that cookie picture you put up weeks ago.