BCS Drug Policies: If You Want to Toke Up Go to Purdue or UCLA

1-liner, All, College Football, Drugs Ty Duffy December 21st. 2010, 3:30pm

Drug Policies: A survey conducted by FanHouse obtained the policies for recreational drug use from 60 of the 68 BCS Football programs. Purdue and UCLA are the most permissive. One-game suspensions aren’t required until the third positive test (grounds for dismissal at 31 of the 60 schools). Students at Florida, Illinois, Purdue and UCLA could theoretically fail five drug tests before being booted from the program. [FanHouse]

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38 Responses to “BCS Drug Policies: If You Want to Toke Up Go to Purdue or UCLA”

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SouvenirCity Says:
December 21st, 2010 at 3:33 PM
But if you run a drug house and attend the University of Iowa…
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starkweather Says:
December 21st, 2010 at 3:38 PM
Dennis Erickson considers those schools draconian
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NDub Says:
December 21st, 2010 at 3:38 PM
I love this sidebar ad that reads, “Find Out What Kind of Fan You Are. Take the Athletic Supporter Quiz.” Not because of that, but because it shows a disgustingly fat, meth-addled fan donning a Roethlisberger jersey and waiving a Terrible Towel.
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NDub Says:
December 21st, 2010 at 3:39 PM
Said fan is also a woman with hairy arms.
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spencer096 Says:
December 21st, 2010 at 3:39 PM
Students at Florida, Illinois, Purdue and UCLA could theoretically fail five drug tests before being booted from the program.
wasn’t there a rumor that aaron hernandez at florida didn’t pass a drug test his last two years there or something equally ridiculous?
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HawkEye Says:
December 21st, 2010 at 3:40 PM
But if you run a drug house and attend the University of Iowa…
I wonder if the tests look for prescription and chemo drugs?
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The Bulldog Says:
December 21st, 2010 at 3:40 PM
wasn’t there a rumor that aaron hernandez at florida didn’t pass a drug test his last two years there or something equally ridiculous?
That might explain his awful tattoo sleeves.
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younglefty Says:
December 21st, 2010 at 3:41 PM
Did you just say “someone’s tokin’ some reefer”?
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spencer096 Says:
December 21st, 2010 at 3:42 PM
But if you run a drug house and attend the University of Iowa…
which reminds me…why didn’t you take us there?
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mizerle06 is the crippliest of the cripples Says:
December 21st, 2010 at 3:42 PM
wasn’t there a rumor that aaron hernandez at florida didn’t pass a ~~drug~~ ghey test his last two years there or something equally ridiculous?
true story.
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NDub Says:
December 21st, 2010 at 3:43 PM
That might explain his awful tattoo sleeves.
Am I missing something here? What do tattoos have to do with drugs?
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The Bulldog Says:
December 21st, 2010 at 3:45 PM
I would have to assume you partake in some form of drug to think that looks good, that’s just me though.
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Chief aka James Says:
December 21st, 2010 at 3:45 PM
Am I missing something here? What do tattoos have to do with drugs?
Tattoos, drugs, rock and roll. They all go in the same category.
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SouvenirCity Says:
December 21st, 2010 at 3:45 PM
which reminds me…why didn’t you take us there?
Grimace took all his pills the night before we got there. He was reloading.
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NDub Says:
December 21st, 2010 at 3:46 PM
I would have to assume you partake in some form of drug to think that looks good, that’s just me though.
Tattoos in general or his specifically?
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spencer096 Says:
December 21st, 2010 at 3:46 PM
Tattoos in general or his specifically?
his specifically…he looks like a jerry garcia tie.
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bsanders37 Says:
December 21st, 2010 at 3:47 PM
Tattoos in general or his specifically?
Big fan of tattoos, but his are awful.
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The Bulldog Says:
December 21st, 2010 at 3:49 PM
His. I have 2 myself and the only thing I get high on is life.
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ThatsSoTaguchi (Now with Zip) Says:
December 21st, 2010 at 3:50 PM
fixed for accuracy.
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gfunk supreme Says:
December 21st, 2010 at 3:51 PM
That might explain his awful tattoo sleeves.
Am I missing something here? What do tattoos have to do with drugs?
cover up the track marks
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Gerard Portmanteau Says:
December 21st, 2010 at 3:51 PM
Some of the most thoroughly tattooed people you’ll ever meet are straight edge Mormon kids.
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Chief aka James Says:
December 21st, 2010 at 3:52 PM
the only thing I get high on is life
ghey.
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NDub Says:
December 21st, 2010 at 3:53 PM
His. I have 2 myself and the only thing I get high on is life.
Gotcha. I just Google’d some images and couldn’t see a lot of detail, but I’d guess being 20 (and maybe under the influence of drugs) didn’t do him any favors when getting the ink.
I’m with you – got a half sleeve actually – and haven’t ever done drugs. Got a session this evening to begin work on the inside of my upper arm.
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NDub Says:
December 21st, 2010 at 3:54 PM
Some of the most thoroughly tattooed people you’ll ever meet are straight edge Mormon kids.
I know a dude who owns his own place and has ink all over his body. He’s straightedge as fuck.
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HawkEye Says:
December 21st, 2010 at 3:54 PM
Got a session this evening to begin work on the inside of my upper arm.
ow
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spencer096 Says:
December 21st, 2010 at 3:55 PM
I’m with you – got a half sleeve actually – and haven’t ever done drugs. Got a session this evening to begin work on the inside of my upper arm.
got any pics?
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NDub Says:
December 21st, 2010 at 3:57 PM
got any pics?
Yeah. I’m wearing crocs and a wristwatch.
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tall "order restored" guy Says:
December 21st, 2010 at 3:57 PM
Sorry, but I’m not attached enough to anything* to want to have it on my body for the rest of my life.
*other than Duke bball, but even I know that’d be the douchiest thing ever
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spencer096 Says:
December 21st, 2010 at 3:57 PM
also…ndub, you should do drugs. but remember, only shit that grows in the ground.
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NDub Says:
December 21st, 2010 at 3:57 PM
Actually gotta go right now. I’ll get you some tomorrow spencer.
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spencer096 Says:
December 21st, 2010 at 3:58 PM
Yeah. I’m wearing crocs and a wristwatch.
lol
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KC Resident Says:
December 21st, 2010 at 3:59 PM
also…ndub, you should do drugs. but remember, only shit that grows in the ground.
Indeed. Opium.
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ThatsSoTaguchi (Now with Zip) Says:
December 21st, 2010 at 4:00 PM
also…ndub, you should do drugs. but remember, only shit that grows in the ground
Curious that people who comment on a sportsblog daily would be bad influences.
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The Bulldog Says:
December 21st, 2010 at 4:01 PM
only shit that grows in the ground
Coca
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NDub Says:
December 21st, 2010 at 4:02 PM
Not for everyone tallguy. Also, spencer, just remembered it is partially visible in my Twitter pic.
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87 Says:
December 21st, 2010 at 4:05 PM
Sorry, but I’m not attached enough to anything* to want to have it on my body for the rest of my life.
*other than Duke bball, but even I know that’d be the douchiest thing ever
I think as long as you had it in a somewhat inconspicuous place it wouldn’t be the worst thing. For example don’t get DUKE across your back.
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spencer096 Says:
December 21st, 2010 at 4:05 PM
werd…i’ll check it out later.
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Trey Says:
December 21st, 2010 at 4:06 PM
DEAR GOD! POT! THEY’RE ALL EVIL!

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BCS Drug Policies: If You Want to Toke Up Go to Purdue or UCLA

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