CC Sabathia Debuts Tremendously Awful Beard
All, Baseball, Facial Hair, Goooooood Morning Sports Hernia December 9th. 2010, 7:45am
Does CC Sabathia have plans of reviving nWo with Hollywood Hogan? Is he starting a biker gang? Did little Carsten Charles III go nuts with a magic marker? Did he eat Shaft? Does he take that thing off before he goes to bed? Does it really even matter?
It’s CC Sabathia, so it’s somehow endearing. If this were A-Rod, photoshop magic would have already bestowed that chin strap with a set of balls.
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December 9th, 2010 at 7:50 AM
Seriously, what in the fuck is on his face?
December 9th, 2010 at 7:50 AM
not really, but he looks fucking stupid…so there’s that.
December 9th, 2010 at 7:51 AM
YEAH THAT’S RIGHT, MONTREAL! I’M GONNA BEAT ST. PIERRE! HOW ‘BOUT THAT!?
December 9th, 2010 at 7:51 AM
“LIVE FROM BOOST MOBILE CELEBRITY ROW”
Really?
December 9th, 2010 at 7:52 AM
It’s Wooly Willy!
December 9th, 2010 at 7:54 AM
It’s actually a normal sized beard, his face is just so fucking fat that it can’t cover his jowls.
December 9th, 2010 at 7:55 AM
He also predicted the Pens were going to beat the Habs in the playoffs last year. Didn’t work out so well.
I think I’d be willing to trade another decade of the Leafs and Raptors sucking balls in exchange for Koscheck being knocked out in devestating fashion on Saturday.
December 9th, 2010 at 7:56 AM
3 days in a row involving “hair”. Nicely done. Who in the hell was the guy from Vermont you had on yesterday? That Stache was epic.
December 9th, 2010 at 7:57 AM
/Almost ruined my laptop.
//I turned my head just enough when I spit my coffee out when reading this.
December 9th, 2010 at 7:57 AM
I’d trade having the Patriots slide back to obscurity for a decade just to get these freakin autoplay ads off the site.
/not at all
//but they are annoying
December 9th, 2010 at 8:03 AM
Kelly calendar/modeling, Running Zack, and now Elvis statue/poker. It’s like they know.
December 9th, 2010 at 8:04 AM
the nerdy sideline reporter can get it from me. with glasses on.
/sloooooow morning at work
December 9th, 2010 at 8:07 AM
too funny.
just got GREAT news – I’ll be getting Jets-Dolphins Sunday on CBS! instead of Pats-Bears! YESSS!!!!
December 9th, 2010 at 8:08 AM
Yep, I’m going to be racist about this… ya’ll some whyyyttteee people.
December 9th, 2010 at 8:09 AM
And I get Pats-Bears instead of Chiefs-Chargers. Another fucking week of atdhe.
December 9th, 2010 at 8:10 AM
Do you not live in the north east anymore or something?
December 9th, 2010 at 8:11 AM
just got GREAT news – I’ll be getting Jets-Dolphins Sunday on CBS! instead of Pats-Bears! YESSS!!!!
since you’re not in the Pats media market, or the Bears, I don’t see how that new is remotely surprising. There’s no way the Pats are your CBS team at all. You’re definitely in a secondary New York market.
December 9th, 2010 at 8:11 AM
He’s going to get his ass beat in.
Also can’t wait for the upcoming highlight reel TKO of Struve. Watching 7′ people get KO’d is comical.
December 9th, 2010 at 8:12 AM
Dude. Dont you live in Jersey? Why wouldnt the home market get the home team? Are you new to this?
December 9th, 2010 at 8:12 AM
Bill Smith does it again, trading away JJ Hardy for two mediocre prospects. Fuckin’ A, he’s an idiot.
December 9th, 2010 at 8:12 AM
Why wouldn’t you get the Jets game. Don’t you still live in the area?
December 9th, 2010 at 8:13 AM
Philly is also giving me Jets/Dolphins. Just another excuse to go to the bar and get drunk on a Sunday for me.
December 9th, 2010 at 8:14 AM
Are you new to this?
/puts finger on nose
December 9th, 2010 at 8:14 AM
*giggles*
December 9th, 2010 at 8:15 AM
if you watch Red Zone instead of the Jets game, you’ll see approximately 70% more football. Somebody else did that math for me a few weeks ago.
December 9th, 2010 at 8:16 AM
Did i hear right?
Bosox gave juan pierr…i mean carl crawford 7/140?
December 9th, 2010 at 8:17 AM
So Carl Crawford got paid.
/probably duckworth’d
//I’m in Italy so forgive me
///Too lazy to check other treads
December 9th, 2010 at 8:17 AM
RedZone makes you forget things.
Not completely heartbroken about it.
December 9th, 2010 at 8:19 AM
Heyman says the Yankees have added a 7th year on Lee deal. With Red Sox getting CC/AG … they really had no choice. Someone was going to give 7 years. Roundup coming shortly
December 9th, 2010 at 8:19 AM
First position player to make more than $20M/year and never hit 20 HR in a season.
December 9th, 2010 at 8:19 AM
Clay – always watch 100% of Jets game, be it on TV or online. switch over to Red Zone and rewind during the many, many commercials.
December 9th, 2010 at 8:20 AM
can i tell you guys not only how much I hate Christmas, but why I hate Christmas?
My stupid brother in law thinks we need to exchange presents, except he lives in Germany. Amazon goes german to america easy, but not the opposite. I have to get whatever shit we have to give him as a gift here, and then fill out stupid customs forms and send it to him for the low low price of 50 extra bucks. And it’s just garbage, you know, gloves and housewares and shit. Anyway, he asks me wife what to get me, and she has proven over the years to have no clue. So she tells him I like reading books and sports. So he gets me a sports book, and it got here yesterday. Written by Rick Reilly. Awesome.
December 9th, 2010 at 8:20 AM
So the Yankees are going to give him a contract for twice as many years as he’s been good?
December 9th, 2010 at 8:21 AM
Clay – always watch 100% of Jets game,
I’m aware. I was lightheartedly mocking you.
December 9th, 2010 at 8:21 AM
Can’t you buy something from a Euro website?
December 9th, 2010 at 8:21 AM
now THAT’S a funnah story.
December 9th, 2010 at 8:22 AM
Look at the bright side, good kindling.
December 9th, 2010 at 8:22 AM
If it’s not the collection of Life of Reilly columns from back in the day when he was actually a good sports columnist then it is probably some godawful golf book.
December 9th, 2010 at 8:23 AM
Was up at 4am this morning, saw Sesame Street was on one random channel (think it’s called “Sprout”)…number of the day: 9.
December 9th, 2010 at 8:23 AM
Dirt: That’s not Christmas’ fault. You just have an inconvenient brother-in-law.
December 9th, 2010 at 8:24 AM
oh, it’s absolutely Christmas’ fault.
December 9th, 2010 at 8:25 AM
Crawford has four seasons where he has hit more homeruns than Juan Pierre has hit in his career.
The annual salary isn’t that crazy but that’s a lot of years for a guy who’s value is mostly related to his speed and defence. Fangraphs pointed out that some of his defensive value might be wasted playing left field in Boston due to the park.
December 9th, 2010 at 8:25 AM
Can’t you buy something from a Euro website?
there’s an amazon for germany, but they won’t let me deliver to germany with a US credit card.
Maybe I’m just not savvy enough. Regardless, I begged these assholes last year to stop buying me presents, because I dont’ like presents. I hate getting gifts, because they’re always shit. And it’s flat fucking impossible to stand in line in the post office holding a package and a nut kicking escape artist who wants to run into traffic.
December 9th, 2010 at 8:26 AM
Christmas is for kids.
/the wife and I argue about that every year
December 9th, 2010 at 8:26 AM
Thanksgiving > New Year’s Eve > Halloween > Christmas
December 9th, 2010 at 8:26 AM
Dirt: That’s not Christmas’ fault. You just have an inconvenient brother-in-law.
If I told you what my parents in law got me, you’d understand.
December 9th, 2010 at 8:27 AM
Thanksgiving > Christmas > Halloween > New Year’s Eve
December 9th, 2010 at 8:27 AM
GTFO of my head.
December 9th, 2010 at 8:27 AM
I can get on board with this.
December 9th, 2010 at 8:28 AM
You guys are excellent deterrents for getting married.
December 9th, 2010 at 8:29 AM
I rank my end of the year holidays based on the food and parties.
December 9th, 2010 at 8:29 AM
Yeah they should probably put him in right, move Drew to left
December 9th, 2010 at 8:29 AM
carl crawford to the Red Sox? say it aint so
December 9th, 2010 at 8:30 AM
I dunno Easter means I’m golfing somewhere, it has to be ranked.
December 9th, 2010 at 8:30 AM
Might be because I’m still pretty young, but I’ve never had one good NYE party.
December 9th, 2010 at 8:30 AM
The firesale is on!
December 9th, 2010 at 8:30 AM
Truth. Halloween and New Years are for kids, both little and college aged. Once you hit 30, and especially if you have a kid, they’re just reminders of how much fun you’re not having.
December 9th, 2010 at 8:31 AM
You guys are excellent deterrents for getting married.
having a wife is awesome. Being married has a lot of benefits, for sure. Gift giving just bites balls, especially to in laws.
This year I’m giving in and giving my drunk inlaws booze.
December 9th, 2010 at 8:31 AM
Honestly, if that is STRICTLY the case:
Christmas > Independence Day > Halloween > Thanksgiving > NYE. And I could easily reverse the first two depending on where I am.
December 9th, 2010 at 8:32 AM
I’ve done this for year but nobody listens. I’m a terrible person to try to buy gifts for because I purchase things I need/want immediately rather than sitting around for months waiting for a holiday where I can force someone else to get them for me. I just ask for gift cards at this point so people will leave me alone.
December 9th, 2010 at 8:32 AM
Might be because I’m still pretty young, but I’ve never had one good NYE party.
New Year’s Eve is now just a time to get a DWI more than anything.
December 9th, 2010 at 8:32 AM
My answer/question to everything the Sawx do “Hey, would you rather it be the Yankees?” Answer’s always no.
December 9th, 2010 at 8:32 AM
Drew’s got a stronger arm… no? Wouldn’t you rather Crawford chasing down the balls in left and Drew trying to take on baserunners from right?
December 9th, 2010 at 8:32 AM
Yeah St.Bear, I’m 23 and I’ve said I got a good 4 or 5 years left untill the party is over.
December 9th, 2010 at 8:33 AM
I just ask for gift cards at this point so people will leave me alone.
that shit never takes. But yeah, when you want it, you get it. You want to give me a present? Make a mortgage payment for me, or send me boy a savings bond. I can appreciate that shit. But don’t give me a T shirt with words on it, or try to pick a book I might like.
December 9th, 2010 at 8:34 AM
to me, it has nothing to do with being married. my wife is the only person that gives me a good gift and she’s really the only person that I care to buy a good gift for. but it’s not that simple. we each have siblings and all of our siblings are now married. oh, and her sister has two kids. oh, and we each have parents and grandparents. it would be nice if Christmas was something to celebrate with family like Thanksgiving is – just show up, enjoy each other’s company, and depart. but no, we have 16 people besides each other to buy gifts for and 16 people besides each other who insist on getting us gifts that I know I’m confident I won’t like or use. the perfect gift any of them could give me is saving their money and not feeling guilty about not getting me a gift, but that’s not going to happen.
December 9th, 2010 at 8:34 AM
Not much room to chase in left.. I like Drew’s arm to catch bouncers off the wall and fire it in to 2nd.
December 9th, 2010 at 8:34 AM
Seriously, SBTB just put greatest hits list this morning or something. “I’m so excited” episode now.
December 9th, 2010 at 8:35 AM
I’m going to wait for Fetch to show up and tell me what I should think about the deal.
December 9th, 2010 at 8:35 AM
There’s not a whole lot to chase down in left field at Fenway. Does anyone remember what it is about playing CF that Crawford hates so much? I know this has been covered before but I can’t remember the details.
December 9th, 2010 at 8:36 AM
I worked out a deal with my brother and TJ where I get us a present from them, and they get themselves a present from me. And then I get my wife something, because that’s easy to do.
December 9th, 2010 at 8:36 AM
I guess I’m the only one that loves NYE. Me and my buddies usually go somewhere like DC or Toronto so it always hold a special place in my heart.
December 9th, 2010 at 8:36 AM
I have a 1-year old who insists upon waking up at about 4:30 and watching this channel. I would advise running in the opposite direction – once Sesame Street is over, you’re going to get a satanic Wiggles/Barney mashup
December 9th, 2010 at 8:36 AM
I’m in the last month of 24 and I’m trying to just deny that their may be an end in sight.
If anyone asks me what I want for Christmas, and I feel like they don’t know me too well, I always just request something basic I could wear.
December 9th, 2010 at 8:36 AM
I’ve got six years and 15 days until left to have fun then.
December 9th, 2010 at 8:37 AM
very, very good idea. a nice bottle of scotch for the pops-in-law and wine for the moms-in-law.
December 9th, 2010 at 8:38 AM
He would tell you this and this.
December 9th, 2010 at 8:38 AM
Spencer Hall on with Bomani Jones right now.
December 9th, 2010 at 8:39 AM
probably takes a lot out of his legs over time.
December 9th, 2010 at 8:39 AM
I always do something fun for New Year’s… but most times it just feels like any other weekend night. There are just more people and everyone looks a little bit better.
December 9th, 2010 at 8:40 AM
you can get the wiggles if you have Sprout on Demand. I like that about Sprout. I don’t think we have the channel, but we have it on Demand.
December 9th, 2010 at 8:53 AM
Anybody else see the Heyman tweet earlier that it makes sense to go to 7 years for Cliff Lee because Crawford and Werth got 7 years? Made me laugh.
December 9th, 2010 at 8:53 AM
Clay – if you have an iPhone, there is also a Sprout app that has video clips on demand. Great kid-distracter
December 9th, 2010 at 8:54 AM
Clay – if you have an iPhone,
the wife gets an Ipad for Christmas, and I get ceiling fans. So we’ll have that ready to go at some point.