BYU Vs. Vermont: “The Jimmer Game”

Brigham Young University plays the University of Vermont tonight on a neutral court. In fact, the game should tipping off right as this post goes up. Might I suggest turning your television to CBS College Sports. Tune in and enjoy what is being lovingly called “The Jimmer Game” around Upstate New York.
Its a very special night for the Glens Falls area tonight. Tonight, Jimmer Fredette, everyone’s adopted local hero is returning for one more game at the Civic Center. Anyone familiar with me knows Jimmer is my favorite player because he’s kind of from the same area as me. His family has ties to my hometown. He won Section II titles in the Civic Center. I got bounced from the Section II tournament in the second round at the Civic Center. We’re practically related!
The villain tonight will be played by the Vermont Catamounts and the mustachioed Evan Fjeld. Vermont is only making a leisurely 2 hour drive to get to the Civic Center, but they should be walking into a very hostile environment to take on a team traveling more than 2,200 miles from Provo, Utah to Glens Falls, New York. It should be fun.

With Jimmer returning for one final game, everyone who experienced Jimmer’s high school career is feeling nostalgic. The Post Star’s Ken Tingley perfectly captured what it was like in the area during the winter of 2007. It became a sickness in the area. I tried to fight it back when he was touring the area breaking scoring records, but my family was infected. Once he started doing it on the college level, I couldn’t fight it any longer. The kid that I had watched play in live in high school was doing the same thing to collegiate defenses. The scoop layups that worked when he still looked just like George Michael Bluth were still falling.
People camped outside the box office the night before tickets went on sale. Jimmer was on the front page of 3 sections of the local paper on Sunday. Another local paper put out a special 8-page edition on Jimmer. This is probably the biggest collegiate basketball game to ever be played in the area. (If you ignore Albany being a previous regional site for March Madness…)
So tonight it’s going to be a mad house. The homecoming of Jimmer Fredette is something we’ve waited years for. Now its here and for one more glorious night our hometown hero is home. Oh, and Jimmer’s brother TJ is scheduled to preform at halftime. There’s no way this isn’t a memorable night.
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December 8th, 2010 at 7:03 PM
Man crush much?
December 8th, 2010 at 7:05 PM
TJ/
Funniest thing you will see all day.
End TJ/
December 8th, 2010 at 7:14 PM
Bold assurance to make in a thread with a bad moustache in it, but you delivered.
December 8th, 2010 at 7:21 PM
It’s Hacksaw Jim Duggan’s birthday?
December 8th, 2010 at 7:24 PM
http://www.wwe.com/superstars/wherearetheynow/hillybillyjimpart1
December 8th, 2010 at 7:31 PM
I was going to go with Cassel this weekend over Ben but I guess thats not happening.
December 8th, 2010 at 7:34 PM
stick with your guns, four joto
/4-8′d
December 8th, 2010 at 7:38 PM
AH GET IT OFF ME!
December 8th, 2010 at 7:46 PM
Lolz. The Nuggets offense is laughable.
December 8th, 2010 at 7:47 PM
Garland, if you’re around, Komisarek shouldn’t see the ice again after that giveaway (late in the first), awful.
/crosby scored again
December 8th, 2010 at 7:47 PM
sucks that he abandoned upstate ny like that
December 8th, 2010 at 7:49 PM
Funniest thing you will see all day.
that’s from a 5 year old British TV show that got cancelled. Besides, I saw a cat try to take a sugar cookie from a 2 year old. Way funnier.
December 8th, 2010 at 7:58 PM
im finally on a computer and I see what those ads are. terrible.
December 8th, 2010 at 8:02 PM
Not being able to comment from my work computer all afternoon has me extremely nervous.
December 8th, 2010 at 8:03 PM
CRM is Costanza to Jimmer’s Tony.
Tuna sandwiches all around.
December 8th, 2010 at 8:04 PM
Jersey did you change browsers? I saw someone say KC Res was having trouble logging in. Earlier almost every other comment I posted went to moderation. I think maybe its just a server issue.
December 8th, 2010 at 8:04 PM
But you shouldnt worry as there’s no effin way a Jets fan gets banned
December 8th, 2010 at 8:04 PM
Evan Fjeld made me lol.
/beatles rule
//5-1 > 4-0
///Kubiak blows
December 8th, 2010 at 8:05 PM
Jersey, I got an “under maintenance” screen for about 30 mins today, took a little while after before I could post.
December 8th, 2010 at 8:06 PM
Definitely a server issue but I thought it was resolved. Maybe not.
December 8th, 2010 at 8:07 PM
The big question, is 4-1 > 4-0?
/glares menacingly at T. Ryan
December 8th, 2010 at 8:08 PM
so the Penguins are good.
And it looks like nothing is imminent on a JJ Hardy trade yet. Whew
December 8th, 2010 at 8:08 PM
I use firefox at work and at home. I was logged in at work. But none of my comments got posted. Which is highly unfortunate, because I no one witnessed me to profess my love for pancakes.
December 8th, 2010 at 8:10 PM
And there are too many words in the second half of that sentence.
December 8th, 2010 at 8:12 PM
Jersey votes pancakes! That’s makes two of us.
/suck it wafflers!
December 8th, 2010 at 8:12 PM
The Pens are making the Leafs look like an AHL team so far. Gustavsson is the only reason it’s close.
December 8th, 2010 at 8:12 PM
Evan Fjeld drove me to the airport once. Nice guy.
December 8th, 2010 at 8:13 PM
i bet he smelled exactly how he looks
December 8th, 2010 at 8:14 PM
Go on…
December 8th, 2010 at 8:15 PM
Well, you want him to get a belly ache?
December 8th, 2010 at 8:25 PM
It was driving me crazy not being able to able to co-sign. There is nothing better than watching butter seep into a stack of hot, fresh pancakes. And they are so fun to make. I’ve never seen “heart” waffles or waffles that look like boobs.
December 8th, 2010 at 8:27 PM
K-Love: 12 and 7…in the first 8 minutes.
Damn I love this dude.
December 8th, 2010 at 8:28 PM
Spoken like a man who hasn’t had real good homemade waffles.
December 8th, 2010 at 8:29 PM
ha Community is going to be phenomenal tomorrow. I’m already excited.
December 8th, 2010 at 8:30 PM
also, in a restaurant pancakes are better. Homemade waffles are better. It’s not hard people
December 8th, 2010 at 8:32 PM
Belgian Waffles, FTMF’nW
December 8th, 2010 at 8:32 PM
THE PENS ARE AN UNSTOPPABLE FORCE.
December 8th, 2010 at 8:32 PM
waffles are definitely preferable to make at home. Either way, the number one thing you’re making is a mess. And both are just something to put syrup on anyway, and an excuse to eat bacon.
December 8th, 2010 at 8:33 PM
T-Wolves dominating the Thunder…albeit, it’s through one quarter.
If only the NBA could play just 12 minutes.
December 8th, 2010 at 8:33 PM
And both are just something to put syrup on anyway, and an excuse to eat bacon.
That’s the same as when you have two girls in bed
December 8th, 2010 at 8:33 PM
Lets see if this works.
December 8th, 2010 at 8:34 PM
Annnnd I can’t change my name. I fail at life.
December 8th, 2010 at 8:34 PM
pancakes >>>> waffles. blueberry
December 8th, 2010 at 8:35 PM
change your nickname only GSG. That’s what you change.
December 8th, 2010 at 8:35 PM
Everything’s better with bacon, even coffee.
December 8th, 2010 at 8:36 PM
I did, Dirt, and now it seems to have finally kicked in. I don’t know why I’m typing this since it’ll sit in moderation for a day and a half most likely.
December 8th, 2010 at 8:36 PM
I make better pancakes than waffles. And no one complains about my pancakes.
Old episodes of Mad Men go down so smooth.
December 8th, 2010 at 8:37 PM
Every time I change my name, my comments are awaiting in moderation all day.
December 8th, 2010 at 8:37 PM
Going back and reading the playoff vs. BCS posts are awesome.
Here’s the existing template: TBL/Talented minion writes anti-BCS polemic, fellow commenters (relatives/friends of TBL/Talented Minion writer) bump heads racing to say “Love it” or “I want to have have intercourse with your idea,” then the ten commenters who actually know about college football and who follow it passionately gang up on the writers, then TBL ignores almost all of the arguments and chimes in with a “Boom, Roasted” or spews and insult like “You’re delusional,” then he gets ganged up on again until all the old arguments are regurgitated.
Very entertaining no doubt, which is why you’ll continue to see them. It’s like the BCS. By and large, the formula is flawed but works and makes money, so you’ll continue to see it.
December 8th, 2010 at 8:38 PM
Every time I change my name, my comments are awaiting in moderation all day.
that’s because the big man doesn’t check moderation with any regularity. Usually if you email CoRM or Hernia, they’ll kick the first comment out for you, with minimal grumbling.
December 8th, 2010 at 8:39 PM
Waffles!
December 8th, 2010 at 8:40 PM
If you like waffles over pancakes chances are you’re racist.
December 8th, 2010 at 8:40 PM
I use firefox at work and at home. I was logged in at work. But none of my comments got posted. Which is highly unfortunate, because I no one witnessed me to profess my love for pancakes.
I’ve had this happen before Jersey. Unlike the log in issue with Firefox, I have no solution for this problem. It just happens occasionally.
December 8th, 2010 at 8:42 PM
Who needs an excuse to eat bacon?
December 8th, 2010 at 8:42 PM
Is this fixed yet?
December 8th, 2010 at 8:42 PM
If you change your name, I’ll unmoderate it.
December 8th, 2010 at 8:43 PM
December 8th, 2010 at 8:43 PM
If you change your name, I’ll unmoderate it. he grumbles
December 8th, 2010 at 8:43 PM
alright I’m gonna change my name then if Hernia is going to be unmoderating them
any ideas? I am leaning towards something Airplane or Seinfeld related
December 8th, 2010 at 8:44 PM
Biscuits and molasses > pancakes or waffles
December 8th, 2010 at 8:44 PM
haha thanks hernia.
December 8th, 2010 at 8:44 PM
Hell will freeze over before I master the quote feature
December 8th, 2010 at 8:44 PM
Pagans. And people who are disrespectful to their parents. And whores.
December 8th, 2010 at 8:44 PM
Who needs an excuse to eat bacon?
I guess the excuse is to make it. Because it’s messy to make, even in the oven.
December 8th, 2010 at 8:45 PM
shut the fuck up hayseed.
December 8th, 2010 at 8:45 PM
Maybe if you have sex with cousins, yes.
/ignores own state of residence
December 8th, 2010 at 8:45 PM
Haha, never Dirt.
December 8th, 2010 at 8:46 PM
*blushes* awww shucks
December 8th, 2010 at 8:46 PM
True Dirt, but the payoff is sooooo worth it. But yeah, loads of grease.
December 8th, 2010 at 8:46 PM
Who needs an excuse to eat bacon?
Whole Foods thick cut bacon is insane. I live equidistant between a Dunkin Donuts and a whole foods and lately the early sunday drive has been a bacon run.
December 8th, 2010 at 8:47 PM
This coming from Mrejr makes me laugh.
December 8th, 2010 at 8:47 PM
To be honest, 87 is pretty badass.
December 8th, 2010 at 8:47 PM
87 – Master of His Domain
December 8th, 2010 at 8:47 PM
lefty, you had me at biscuits–but the molasses, umm not so much.
/Dad loved the combination though. He also added a litte butter.
December 8th, 2010 at 8:48 PM
It’s not too, too messy in the oven. It takes way longer. But it comes out so much better. I’ve discovered recently the joys (way cheaper, thicker pieces) and pains (messier) of bacon ends & pieces
December 8th, 2010 at 8:48 PM
Hell will freeze over before I master the quote feature
I can give you a superfast lesson. No charge.
When you want to quote something, paste it in, and immediately re-highlight it. Then click the “italic” button. That will open and close your desired action automatically.
You need a left bracket, then an e, then an m, then a right bracket –then all the things you want to quote–then a left bracket, then a forward slash, then an e, then an m and then a right bracket.
Without opening and closing the desired action, the box things the end of your comment is the end of your command.
Ignore the command that says “quote”. Useless and pointless.
December 8th, 2010 at 8:49 PM
homemade sausage gravy and biscuits >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> molasses and biscuit,pancakes,waffle.
/and on the right day a bowl of cereal kicks all their asses
December 8th, 2010 at 8:50 PM
It’s not too, too messy in the oven. It takes way longer. But it comes out so much better.
It really fucks up the inside of your oven. Especially the next time you turn on the broiler. Several days old burned bacon grease droplets smell gross.
December 8th, 2010 at 8:50 PM
Put a construction hat on that meal and it can literally join the village people.
December 8th, 2010 at 8:50 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaK9bjLy3v4
/obligatory
December 8th, 2010 at 8:50 PM
Sausage gravy & biscuits is sublime if done well. And one of the most disheartening things in the world when it’s done poorly
December 8th, 2010 at 8:50 PM
I would change it to Rocco Grimaldi is my Hero but no one would get it
December 8th, 2010 at 8:50 PM
Haha when we were in Iowa City, we went to breakfast Sunday morning, and everybody was looking at the omelette options, when I spotted and pointed out the country fried steak with sausage gravy. Spencer just looked at me and said “you really are a hillbilly”.
December 8th, 2010 at 8:51 PM
Yeah, 87 is powerful and succinct.
But I like the addition of “Master of His Domain”
December 8th, 2010 at 8:52 PM
Omelette’s fucking suck.
December 8th, 2010 at 8:52 PM
Several days old burned bacon grease droplets smell gross.
This is true. It’s the biggest drawback of all. Way bigger drawback than any associated health risks
December 8th, 2010 at 8:52 PM
ive never had a bad batch of HOMEMADE sausage gravy and biscuits so i wouldnt know but you go to a restaurant you have to expect it to be below standards
December 8th, 2010 at 8:52 PM
my comment about Omelette’s is awaiting moderation?
December 8th, 2010 at 8:53 PM
that’s a good one, Hernia.
Sounds like I’m sticking with 87
December 8th, 2010 at 8:53 PM
My girl is cooking a Macaroni casserole with 8 slices of Bacon, 3 cups of Mozzarella, Onion, Blue cheese and a quarter of a pound of smoked Gouda
December 8th, 2010 at 8:54 PM
Sound delicious, but that thing is gonna be a bitch to shit out.
December 8th, 2010 at 8:55 PM
fuck that city boy. country fried steak with gravy is a linchpin of society where im from.
December 8th, 2010 at 8:55 PM
@Four Loko–what the hell did you do? Clearly she’s trying to kill you
/can I have the leftovers?
December 8th, 2010 at 8:55 PM
Damn Tampa that shit will lock you up for a week.
December 8th, 2010 at 8:55 PM
Get rid of the blue cheese, and you got yourself a good woman.
December 8th, 2010 at 8:56 PM
Blue Cheese was put on this planet by Jesus himself.
December 8th, 2010 at 8:57 PM
Everything’s better with bacon, even coffee.
+1000000 especially if it’s Bum Phillips blue ribbon peppered bacon
December 8th, 2010 at 8:57 PM
Im gonna eat a fiber one bar.
December 8th, 2010 at 8:57 PM
I guess I’m the only person that hates breakfest
/runs
//well I do love bacon
December 8th, 2010 at 8:57 PM
This is coming from a guy who doesn’t like cole slaw on his BBQ sandwich, so take it with a grain of salt.
At which point, Spencer crushed an omlette…covered in sausage gravy
December 8th, 2010 at 8:58 PM
oh no
December 8th, 2010 at 8:58 PM
So, so this. Wow.
December 8th, 2010 at 8:59 PM
Blue Cheese was put on this planet by Jesus himself.
when he was here. That’s why it’s all moldy.
They sell near here imported bleu cheese wrapped in 2 year aged Vermont sharp cheddar. It’s really footy.
December 8th, 2010 at 8:59 PM
No love for Earl Campbell Sausage?
Sigh two Oilers references
December 8th, 2010 at 8:59 PM
Hell Yea Im adding More Blue Cheese and Pasta. That shit is cheesey as fuck. Got some chicken fingers to eat with it too.
December 8th, 2010 at 8:59 PM
My girl is cooking a Macaroni casserole with 8 slices of Bacon, 3 cups of Mozzarella, Onion, Blue cheese and a quarter of a pound of smoked Gouda
She wants you fat. To justify her being fat.
/She needs a treadmill for Xmas.
// And a vacuum cleaner.
December 8th, 2010 at 8:59 PM
Your turds are gonna be bone dry and it’s gonna feel like your shitting out a peach seed. I ate too much cheese and milk once and I thought i was gonna cry on the john.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:00 PM
lol.
Thurmans Black and Blue Burger is the best burger you will ever have. Blue cheese just makes everything taste better.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:01 PM
/holds back comment
//puts hand on mrejr’s mouth
December 8th, 2010 at 9:01 PM
oh no
less face protection when you use a frozen rubber rock as a ball, and it goes upwards of 130? They should really just show pictures of old, toothless hockey players to these guys.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:01 PM
Not a believer in bleu cheese just like I’m not a believer in Jesus.
/It all makes sense now
December 8th, 2010 at 9:02 PM
Hall of Famer Bob Feller, according to Bob DiBiasio, Indians vice president of public relations, has been transferred from Cleveland Clinic to hospice.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:02 PM
Scripty that makes me sad.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:03 PM
No love for Earl Campbell Sausage?
Never been a fan. Although the picture of him on the front in a cowboy hat and boots always cracks me up.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:03 PM
legend scripty
December 8th, 2010 at 9:03 PM
Wow, he’s 92?
December 8th, 2010 at 9:03 PM
Scripty just ruined my night.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:04 PM
Hall of Famer Bob Feller, according to Bob DiBiasio, Indians vice president of public relations, has been transferred from Cleveland Clinic to hospice.
I can’t believe you threadjacked the bacon thread.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:04 PM
Watching CNBC. Theyre making quiche with weed.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:04 PM
Tampa, you need a recliner with a fridge and a giant cheese wheel to complete this mission.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:05 PM
heh, I remember when Let’s Play Hockey was on a crusade against full shields. Coming…half circle?
/yeah, it sucked
//prolly from watching 2.5 men
December 8th, 2010 at 9:06 PM
Hope she also knows cpr.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:06 PM
Wait–Four Loko is Tampa Bo?
/D’OH!!!
//should have remembered the Bears helmet
December 8th, 2010 at 9:06 PM
Just now caught “King of Duck Hunt”
*applause*
December 8th, 2010 at 9:07 PM
wh0000000
December 8th, 2010 at 9:07 PM
I’ve never heard of this “Joe mayo” character. Frankly it sounds made up.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:08 PM
Tampa – Get me the recipe. My wife just said she’ll make it.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:08 PM
I’m alive.
Thanks gents
December 8th, 2010 at 9:09 PM
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/12/09/sports/baseball/09yankees.html?_r=1&hp
might be duckworth’d not sure.
/Damn
December 8th, 2010 at 9:09 PM
He has more complete games than wins. That is crazy.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:09 PM
Hawkeye ask tallguy, he’ll tell you that slaw on a BBQ sammich is evil.
/hopes tallguy isn’t an eastern North Carolinian
December 8th, 2010 at 9:10 PM
Step 1). Take all the cheese, melt it in a bowl with the cooked bacon.
Step 2). Take first bite
Step 3). Sit on toilet
December 8th, 2010 at 9:10 PM
Hawkeye Ill send it to your FB in a minute.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:11 PM
I really dont want Crawford on the yankees.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:11 PM
tampa – sweet! thanks
December 8th, 2010 at 9:11 PM
I’m not huge on Cole slaw. I could never imagine putting it on a sandwich
December 8th, 2010 at 9:12 PM
On this Lefty, we agree.
/never understood folks who liked this
December 8th, 2010 at 9:12 PM
So there is no actual macaroni in it?
December 8th, 2010 at 9:12 PM
If they had radar guns, he would be up there with the hardest throwers in today’s game. Guy tossed gas, one of the greatest.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:12 PM
We finally agree with something.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:13 PM
We finally agree ON something*
English are good.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:14 PM
Signing with Angels.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:15 PM
I’d link, but I’m on my phone, so go look at the twitpic from @cbump1 on twitter and the signs in front of Dan Mullen’s house.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:15 PM
vegetables are just nasty.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:17 PM
If Sabathia opted out after 2011, would he have anything to gain financially? He seems pretty happy to be a Yankee.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:17 PM
No wonder you’re sawed off, mrejr. Eat your Fucking veggies
December 8th, 2010 at 9:19 PM
I used to hate veggies, but I think that idea of your taste buds changing every 7 years is true. 1 day i woke up and I liked vegetables.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:19 PM
I eat salads quite a bit but any veggie other than the ones in your normal garden salad (carrots, red thing,that other thing) i try to eat and i want to throw up for some reason. been that way since as long as i can remember.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:20 PM
I heard today that he said he is not going to opt out.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:20 PM
he’s going to opt out. Guaranteed.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:21 PM
texans i will chop you down like a giant sequoia
December 8th, 2010 at 9:21 PM
As an PR intern in baseball in 1998, I was assigned to deal with Bob Feller all day for an event. There was a blood shortage and anybody who came and donated blood would get a ticket and his autograph. He showed up at 11am, we talked for a bit and he went right before game time. He ended up taking a young kid out on the outfield grass and played catch with him for like 20 minutes before the game.
Apparently Feller was a bit of an ass earlier in life, and it’s been said he wasn’t too fond of Larry Doby and blacks in general. But time changed him, and as I understand it, he had a heart attack in the 1980′s and became completely different afterwards – helping tons of charities. Let it be known he enlisted for the service DEC 8th, the day after Pearl Harbor. Look at his baseball reference and his prime years lost. He threw 371 innings in 1946.
Anyway I got to talk to him that day, ushering him around and in some down time for meals, waiting on interviews etc. We sat in the locker room and he said (paraphrasing) to me, “that’s why Pete Rose should never be in the Hall of Fame” as he pointed to the huge signs about no gambling in baseball that’s in every locker room. “I knew Joe Jackson – people didn’t take the game seriously with the gambling for a bit. It’ll ruin the game.” (He was the old guard in the Hall who reminded everybody this and Pete HATES him for it).
He would either sign photos, books, but only American League baseballs only. That’s an old thing about the leagues before MLB became 1 shop. Well, sorry for the long story but not often do you get to spend a day with one of the top pitchers of all time.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:21 PM
corn, green beans, peas, lettuce, carrots (raw carrots only) asparagus and spinach are delicious.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:22 PM
December 8th, 2010 at 9:22 PM
lefty – Dan Mullen’s House
December 8th, 2010 at 9:22 PM
Cornholio or fetch. Hubba hubba hubba. Money money money. Who do ya trust?
December 8th, 2010 at 9:23 PM
I’ll eat cherry tomatoes like they’re M&M’s.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:23 PM
Thanks Scripty. That was nice to hear.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:23 PM
Coleslaw on sandwiches is divine.
You all watching Adam Burish’s return to the UC tonight?
December 8th, 2010 at 9:23 PM
no
no
no
no
fuck no
December 8th, 2010 at 9:23 PM
really? what a moron
December 8th, 2010 at 9:24 PM
tomatoes are the devil’s favorite veggie.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:25 PM
Tomatoes taste like crap. Ketchup is good, though.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:25 PM
great story scripty
December 8th, 2010 at 9:25 PM
I had spinach in a can all of my childhood and I hated it. I had it fresh and loved it.
/I hate my parents
December 8th, 2010 at 9:25 PM
Good stuff, scripty.
Thanks for the link Hawkeye.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:26 PM
Add bell peppers, onions, leeks, cabbage, and potatoes – I could eat all of those every day.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:27 PM
Tomatoes are fruit anyways…totally different discussion.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:28 PM
well yea, potatoes too
December 8th, 2010 at 9:28 PM
i’ll paas on all that. potatoes are my friend. am i gonna live past 50? prbably not
December 8th, 2010 at 9:29 PM
First of all, a tomato is a fruit. Second, if you don’t like BLTs or a good, fresh mater sammich in the summer, your feet ain’t mates.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:29 PM
fuck you scripty…i went to high school with Jayson Werth!
/winnar
December 8th, 2010 at 9:30 PM
oh no
Oh no, now our precious NCAA will be too much like the neanderthals to the north.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:30 PM
you all sound like fags with the tomato is a fruit bullshit. fruit, veggie whatever they’re fucking nasty.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:30 PM
Jayson is a dumb ass way to spell that name
December 8th, 2010 at 9:30 PM
tomato sandwich? interesting option.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:31 PM
BLTs with spicy mayo, no tomatoes.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:31 PM
re: Bob Feller
He’s an Iowan, that’s where “The Heater from Van Meter” came from. I’ve been to the farm he grew up on, it’s a registered historical landmark now. They did a Studio 42 thing with him and Costas earlier this year. He said that his father built a baseball diamond on their farm and it was the only one in the small town he grew up in. It’s still there and in pretty good condition.
IIRC, he’s one of the only players in baseball history never to have a stint in the minors. I could be wrong on that though.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:31 PM
I’ll tell a name that is fucking stupid…christopher
December 8th, 2010 at 9:32 PM
lefty also like mayo sandwiches
December 8th, 2010 at 9:32 PM
lolz. You can run my fucking burger through the garden for all i care, but if you sneak an onion on that motherfucker you are asking for a death wish.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:32 PM
I’m going to choke slam your midget ass
December 8th, 2010 at 9:33 PM
tomato sandwich? interesting option.
cucumber sandwich. Get a hot dog bun, slather the inside with mayo, fill with cuke slices (across diameter, about 1/4 inch thicK), salt, pepper. Boom.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:33 PM
CC was interviewed at halftime of the Knicks game, and they referenced it, but I only caught the tail end.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:33 PM
your fat ass would be out of breath and would be too tired to pick me up
December 8th, 2010 at 9:34 PM
Oh, one more thing. Feller pitched the only no hitter on Opening Day. I remember someone mentioning that last year during the White Sox home opener.
Good story though, scripty.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:34 PM
Didn’t Arod and John Olerud go straight to the majors? What about that phenom pitcher for the Rangers back in the day?
December 8th, 2010 at 9:34 PM
Then you’re not eating a BLT…
December 8th, 2010 at 9:35 PM
Tbl might have his first commenter murderer in texansfan
December 8th, 2010 at 9:35 PM
Be sure to use beefsteak tomatoes for that sandwich. It’s awesome.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:35 PM
Yet, I love onion rings.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:36 PM
*shudder* cucumbers. Only good on gyros. Or pickled.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:36 PM
I’m eating a delicious sandwich, that’s all I care about.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:37 PM
A-Rod definitely went straight to MLB, GSG. Not sure on Olerud. There’s not a lot of them in the post-1900 era that didn’t have a minor league stint though. Especially pitchers.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:37 PM
Go! Irish!
December 8th, 2010 at 9:37 PM
Bob Horner also spent no time in the minors. And fuck mayonnaise sandwiches.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:38 PM
lefty also like mayo sandwiches
My brother still (he’s 35) microwaves tortillas with butter inside. Condiments are not meant to be the point of a meal.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:38 PM
onion rings, deep fried musrooms…good lord i need to start eating right
December 8th, 2010 at 9:38 PM
JEREMY MORIN! First NHL goal! WOOHOO!
December 8th, 2010 at 9:38 PM
This. I get fucking pissed off when someone writes my name with a Y in the middle. Spell your damn kids name the right way.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:39 PM
Go UK!
/neutral court my ass
December 8th, 2010 at 9:39 PM
Anyone named Brendan… not to be trusted.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:40 PM
*Projectile Vomits* Fuck mushrooms all to hell.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:40 PM
David Clyde was the Texas Rangers bonus baby – no minors.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:40 PM
ruh roh… Sidney Crosby just went down to the ice after a Kaberle slap shot…
ANOTHER GOAL!!! 4-0 Blackhawks!!! I’m going to get drunk.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:40 PM
What about handy shandys?
December 8th, 2010 at 9:41 PM
hand*
December 8th, 2010 at 9:41 PM
I’m with you here all the way.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:42 PM
Nothing pisses me off like the college football analyst that say Pro-grum instead of program. Fucking grinds my shit almost as bad as when people say Warshington.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:42 PM
Nice read, Scripty. I got to be around him a few times as a kid. Long story short, my Dad and Uncle were friends and classmates with his sons. Handed down, I have a glove, ball, and a pennant i had framed that he bought my Dad when he took them to the ’63 All Star game. Favorite story was him telling me how he struck out my Dad in the backyard. My Dad always told the story juuuuuust a bit differently. lol Great memories and stories of a guy who is the very definition of old school.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:43 PM
Try these Onion Strings with your next round of chili. Or burgers. Very easy to make, you just need to be patient and willing to let the oil get back to temperature so they cook right.
Pretty much ‘tard proof.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:43 PM
Mushrooms are fucking digusting.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:43 PM
ANOTHER GOAL!!! 4-0 Blackhawks!!! I’m going to get drunk.
4-0? Are you forgetting about one James Neal?
December 8th, 2010 at 9:43 PM
1) Fried Mushrooms are divine
2) Tampa’s girl’s mac & cheese looks like a gateway to a heart attack, and I’m planning on going though.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:44 PM
Hawkeye knows the deal. the rest of you are ruhtards
December 8th, 2010 at 9:45 PM
11 in a row
December 8th, 2010 at 9:45 PM
My girl has got me into the food channel and cooking. Pretty fun shit even though I’m still trying to figure out what the hell I’m doing all the time. Guy Fieri is an interesting cat on the Food Network.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:45 PM
That is awesome Rex. I think he has been at like every Indians spring training since 1936 – no shit. Every year. Him and Herb Score would do BP a few days too.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:45 PM
’63 All-Star game. Fucking awesome.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:46 PM
N’avez-vous pas lu ce?:
December 8th, 2010 at 9:46 PM
Couldn’t find it, only found the military testing one, but there’s a great film of Feller being clocked against a cop going 100mph on a motorcycle. That’s as classic as you can get.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:46 PM
11 in a row
Pens looked good, eased up on the gas a little in the third, but made it look pretty easy.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:47 PM
Love me some mushrooms. Pepperoni and mushroom pizza
December 8th, 2010 at 9:47 PM
How far is Lexington from Louisville?
December 8th, 2010 at 9:49 PM
Pepperoni pizza capped by a chick with nipple hair is second to very few things.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:50 PM
naw i only like fried mushrooms . mushrooms any way else is disgusting.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:50 PM
let me help you with that
December 8th, 2010 at 9:51 PM
If only there was a technology one could use to look it up using even less words, or the same amount, than you typed.
/dick’d
December 8th, 2010 at 9:51 PM
Hilarious.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:51 PM
I like mushrooms in any form. But I love truffles too, so…
December 8th, 2010 at 9:52 PM
A lot of penalties early in the thrid let the leafs gain a little momentum. I wasn’t worried they would totally collapse the way the D and Fluery have been on during this streak.
I love Chris Kunitz
December 8th, 2010 at 9:52 PM
Lol. Dicks.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:53 PM
If only I could come up with a smart ass and original way to google that shit yourself
December 8th, 2010 at 9:53 PM
Jersey – a little less than an hour drive.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:54 PM
T-Wolves losing another 20 point+ lead…yippee.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:54 PM
Ben Hansborough. Killer.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:55 PM
annnnnddddd you’re in third.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:55 PM
Jersey, take a left on first street. You’re all set.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:55 PM
Stabbin: Like 2 years ago, we were talking cooking on here. Some guy pops in and says his dad used to be the chef for French heads of state. He endorsed this book for great recipes. It is pretty solid, I have this and the main one from the series. There are good standbys like the BHG Cookbook and Joys of Cooking too.
Cooking is like a good science class but you get to eat at the end. But invest in some good kitchen stuff, knives, cooking utensils, pans. Like fixing a car with the worst set of wrenches otherwise. Good luck, but avoid lots of that fancy shmancy shows ((i.e. all the women cooks) on TV b/c they use too many obscure ingredients that will rot away in your pantry. While I don’t agree with his foot, Jacques Pepin on PBS demonstrates lots of useful cooking techniques.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:55 PM
Y’all mushroom haters need to try out julienned portobellos sauteed with a wee bit of pork fat, balsamic vinegar, sea salt, and cracked black pepper. Phenomenal.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:55 PM
1) Fried Mushrooms are divine
get regular mushrooms, put them in a pan, some butter, port, garlic. Grill a big steak. Excellent.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:56 PM
Ben Hansbrough is a douche
December 8th, 2010 at 9:56 PM
Ya know, for a hillbilly, you know some shit.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:57 PM
First time I saw shitake mushrooms, I was confused why they were named shit take mushrooms.
/my wife married a dumbasd
December 8th, 2010 at 9:58 PM
Cornholio isn’t going to be too happy with the Hell’s Kitchen final two.
December 8th, 2010 at 9:58 PM
Parrish?
December 8th, 2010 at 10:00 PM
eh. I don’t blame him. Runs in the family.
December 8th, 2010 at 10:01 PM
You’ll realize when you’re in the “really into cooking” phase when it dawns on you that you haven’t turned on the Food Network in months.
Old School Food Network > Current Food Network
/2+ years for me
December 8th, 2010 at 10:02 PM
Hell’s Kitchen + Psych + Top Chef All-Stars + American Ninja Warriors. Wednesday nights are somehow out-doing Thursdays a teeny tiny bit.
December 8th, 2010 at 10:02 PM
Mushrooms are purely a texture thing. I don’t like slimy foods.
December 8th, 2010 at 10:04 PM
Mushrooms are only worth eating if you get high.
December 8th, 2010 at 10:06 PM
I think the only food network shows I watch anymore are Diners, Drive-In’s and Dives and Good Eats.
December 8th, 2010 at 10:07 PM
Thanks for the mushroom talk, now I’m going to play Mario 3 on NES.
December 8th, 2010 at 10:07 PM
I’m m.tbl.com’ing so maybe somebody has already pointed how wrong SC is about ARod going straight to MLB. Olerud, Pete Incaviglia, that pitcher on the Reds last year (Leake I think?) are legitimate examples of players skipping the minors. Its rare in the last 70 years or so but there are a few
December 8th, 2010 at 10:08 PM
Those two, Chopped, and Iron Chef America.
December 8th, 2010 at 10:08 PM
There is 100% certainty the 1st fried mushroom you eat at the pub will completely burn the inside of your mouth . I don’t care how much ranch you slather it in.
December 8th, 2010 at 10:09 PM
Also, mushrooms are always great in any form that does not kill you. This is science
December 8th, 2010 at 10:09 PM
/point to door
//out
December 8th, 2010 at 10:10 PM
Mushrooms are fucking disgusting.
December 8th, 2010 at 10:10 PM
Hansbrough is on fucking fire tonight.
December 8th, 2010 at 10:10 PM
Diners, Drive-In’s and Dives and Good Eats.
Love this show, my wife was just in San Diego for work and hit up a couple places we saw on the show.
December 8th, 2010 at 10:11 PM
I’ve watched a couple episodes of Chopped. I think I’d end up doing violent, criminal acts to a couple of the judges
December 8th, 2010 at 10:13 PM
The Hawks are on the ropes, absorbing body blows from the Stars.
December 8th, 2010 at 10:15 PM
I will admit to really liking oysters though. Raw oysters. Only slimy thing I really like.
AWFUL last half of the 2nd period there. I’m getting drunk.
/getting drunk regardless
December 8th, 2010 at 10:15 PM
Chopped bothers me with the mismatched piles of crap they give them. I’m amazed on the rare occasions contestants are able to make anything that looks worth eating
December 8th, 2010 at 10:16 PM
Haha. What exactly do you like?
December 8th, 2010 at 10:17 PM
I like a lot of food. M3xican, Italian, chicken wings, seafood, etc. Not a big veggie guy, ‘cept for taters and hot peppers.
December 8th, 2010 at 10:17 PM
I’ve been to 3 places from DIners Drive ins and Dives and they were all freaking phenomenal
December 8th, 2010 at 10:19 PM
I was PISSED I didn’t see the Hawaii episodes before I went there.
December 8th, 2010 at 10:19 PM
A few friends/family members want me to try out for this show. No way I could ever fucking do it. I’m a perfectionist, so to be a perfectionist with shit items? I wouldn’t be able to plate anything.
December 8th, 2010 at 10:20 PM
Sure would be nice if we could play 60 minutes.
Oh, and if CJ comes around later… FUCK YOUR MOTHERFUCKING FLYERS. Way to blow a lead to San Jose and shit all over your home ice in the 3rd. Horrible performance.
December 8th, 2010 at 10:20 PM
Wife had a burger at Hodads (sp?) in San Diego, said it was really good. Plus they were clearly smoking weed in the kitchen.
December 8th, 2010 at 10:21 PM
The fatty and the girl with the brows? Or Trevor who looks like my brother. I was not happy when they kicked off my homegirl Melissa.
American Idol starts next month, so I guess Hells Kitchen is not coming back until May.
December 8th, 2010 at 10:21 PM
I’ve been to two. The sausage place in Minneapolis and this tropical/bbq place in St. Paul. I forget if 5-8 club was on there or if it was just Man v. Food, but I’ve been there too.
December 8th, 2010 at 10:22 PM
At least Nashville won tonight. I at least have that to lean on going into the 3rd here.
December 8th, 2010 at 10:22 PM
They let you Hosers cross the border?
December 8th, 2010 at 10:23 PM
DDD went to some bbq place in the South Bay (L.A.) that I didn’t care for but I can’t remember anywhere else I’ve gone that’s been on that show.
December 8th, 2010 at 10:23 PM
The fatty and the cocky asshole.
December 8th, 2010 at 10:23 PM
It was a big rivalry win for the Preds. I never knew it was a rivalry until the NFL informed me tonight.
December 8th, 2010 at 10:23 PM
They let you Hosers cross the border?
Only on very rate occasions.
/her Dad served in the US Army
December 8th, 2010 at 10:24 PM
Oh hey my comment got cut off. Weird. I went to the California Tacos place in Omaha and a BBQ place and a chicken place both in KC.
One of my best friends was actually on the show when they were at the Blue Door Pub in St. Paul
December 8th, 2010 at 10:25 PM
It was a big rivalry win for the Preds. I never knew it was a rivalry until the NFL informed me tonight.
Well there’s your problem, going to the NFL for NHL news.
December 8th, 2010 at 10:27 PM
Mushrooms are on fucking fire too.
December 8th, 2010 at 10:27 PM
vladdy vlad vlad lost his cs house on the rwings tonight
December 8th, 2010 at 10:27 PM
Ranch=hillbilly ketchup. Smells worse than it tastes, and that is almost not possible, because it tastes like a longshoreman taking a shit on pile of burning tires.
December 8th, 2010 at 10:28 PM
lol. Kentucky mascot just wiped down his armpits with a towel and then rubbed the towel on some little brat’s face.
December 8th, 2010 at 10:28 PM
vladdy vlad vlad lost his cs house on the rwings tonight
Letting his emotions get in the way.
December 8th, 2010 at 10:28 PM
When Ramsay actually talks cooking, you can learn a lot from him. He’s completely self-made and worked up from the lowest rung. I’ve read several of his books and they run the gamut from fine dining to home cooking and he tries to keep things simple.
December 8th, 2010 at 10:28 PM
There is zero chance fatty wins. She could easily of been kicked off 1/2 the episodes. Is she giving Ramsey blowjobs or something? She should call it quits while she’s ahead and try to get a part as Natalie in a Facts Of Life remake.
I miss Aaron the chinese cowboy.
December 8th, 2010 at 10:28 PM
Kramarczuk’s? Love that place. The tropical/BBQ place interests me.
And since you’re 21 not, Gasthof’s is a must.
December 8th, 2010 at 10:29 PM
Up until last year, he threw in front of the dugout before every Indians home spring training game. He could still really chuck it at 89, which was the last time that I saw him throw.
Feller lost 4 years in the prime of his career. He, like Teddy Ballgame, would have had absolutely ridiculous numbers, instead of the great numbers that they both put up.
/Depressing day coming soon
December 8th, 2010 at 10:31 PM
+1. Ranch sucks.
Also this UK/ND game is pretty damn good, high scoring affair.
December 8th, 2010 at 10:33 PM
I learned how to cook salmon properly by watching The F Word on BBC America. Gotta cut slots in the skin.
Also the british version of Kitchen Nightmares is much better than the American one. It really shows off how smart he is, as opposed to the American one where everything is solved by buying all new equipment.
December 8th, 2010 at 10:35 PM
The F Word is a great show. Heck, both of Ramsay’s BBC shows are great. I think FOX tells him to play up his yelly asshole side, which is a detriment to the show.
December 8th, 2010 at 10:36 PM
I’ve always heard Ranch as hillbilly mayonnaise.
May have some funny personal injury stories for you fellas after this weekend. Taking a girl ice skating for her first time Friday night during the expected blizzard on the lakefront.
December 8th, 2010 at 10:37 PM
he’s one of the only players in baseball history
what means this?
sc, how you like corey c?
December 8th, 2010 at 10:37 PM
I’m changing Ranch Dressing’s Wiki entry to this and it will be the most accurate thing on that site.
December 8th, 2010 at 10:41 PM
6 game winning streak. Hard to find many faults. He’s gotten burned by his defenders more than anything, especially Boynton. Same can be said for Marty though. Both guys are capable. I like Crawfish getting the starts though because I want to see what he’s made of.
He’s technically sound in terms of his play. People are comparing him to Niemi but Nemo was more athletic and used that to compensate for his lack of positioning. Corey is positionally sound, a bigger body but can get beat by lack of quickness at times.
December 8th, 2010 at 10:47 PM
Fox loves the lowest common denominator.
December 8th, 2010 at 10:48 PM
Knicks 113.
Raptors 110.
December 8th, 2010 at 10:52 PM
I think Hells Kitchen is what he’s really like. They showed him at his own restaurant in Boiling Point and he was not much different. Kitchen Nightmares you can tell they edit a lot out. When he still worked at his restaurant everyday I remember they said he fired at least one person a week.
That Master Chef show he did this summer was pretty stupid. Hey lets make American Idol, but with food!
December 8th, 2010 at 10:52 PM
I’ve been to one place that was on DDD, Matthew’s Cafeteria in Tucker, GA. Good, down home, southern cooking.
December 8th, 2010 at 11:00 PM
Raptors BLOW. That last possession was hilariously bad.
Knicks are actually pretty good and Amare has been beast. For whatever reason the Knicks have always been on of the few NY teams that I didn’t loathe. Probably because of the great rivalries with Bulls, Pacers, and Heat.
December 8th, 2010 at 11:00 PM
vladdy vlad vlad lost his cs house on the rwings tonight
Letting his emotions get in the way.
yeah, so weak
so, i read my first graphic novel last night–The Dark tower, A Gunslinger Born. was pretty good. wished susan delgado woulda been nekkid. some quality violence and evil guys. any gn suggestions from you dark souls?
December 8th, 2010 at 11:02 PM
SHARP SCORES! HAWKS WIN!
December 8th, 2010 at 11:03 PM
Calipari is such a bitch.
December 8th, 2010 at 11:05 PM
looks like bickell will be bald by end of season
December 8th, 2010 at 11:05 PM
I’ve been to 4 or 5, mostly in the ny/ct area. Hot dogs, german food, burgers, pizza etc etc. They’ve all been great, and all but 2 I had been to before they were on DDD
December 8th, 2010 at 11:07 PM
I can subscribe to writing such as this on a daily basis.
December 8th, 2010 at 11:07 PM
A History of Violence and Watchmen are pretty standard, Vez. Batman is pretty safe in general
December 8th, 2010 at 11:08 PM
I love Jimmy Corrigan: The Smartest Boy in the World , Nightfisher and anything from that Frenchy who’s author name is just Jason
December 8th, 2010 at 11:09 PM
SC, protect ya neck, literally, bring a scarf. Though I went with the girlfriend recently and it was like skating on a pair of childrens scissors
December 8th, 2010 at 11:09 PM
stark, is that HOV the same as the movie with Viggo?
December 8th, 2010 at 11:10 PM
It’s the basis but the movie is a lot different
December 8th, 2010 at 11:11 PM
i think on the whole i’d rather sci-fi/horror/fantasy than superhero
December 8th, 2010 at 11:13 PM
Anything by Alan Moore is good. I like Grant Morrison, but I know there are people who really hate him.
If you are into superhero stuff, then Kingdom Come, The Long Halloween. Superman: Red Son I like a lot, its about what would of happened if Superman landed in the USSR instead of USA. And of course The Dark Knight Returns.
December 8th, 2010 at 11:15 PM
I’m pretty out of my depth in those genres. I tend more towards superhero and dramatic stuff (or whatever you call the Harvey Pekar style)
December 8th, 2010 at 11:17 PM
Hey, corn, didn’t you find some place that had old comics for free or was that just torrents you were downloading?
December 8th, 2010 at 11:18 PM
All this fiction stuff sounds cool. Meanwhile, I’m busy reading about Web Analytics. Anyone wanna trade?
December 8th, 2010 at 11:19 PM
Neil Gaiman’s Sandman books you might want to give a try for fantasy. I have never gotten into them, but they are considered some of the best stuff out there. Even if you do not like superhero, Dark Knight Returns is still good. Watchmen as well.
December 8th, 2010 at 11:21 PM
just reada long piece on gaiman in he new yoerker, from last january. what a mind
December 8th, 2010 at 11:22 PM
Great ending here for Mizzou/Vandy game.
However, it looks like Mizzou -5 is another non-cover by the Tigers. I’m not sure that they’ve covered a game all year.
December 8th, 2010 at 11:22 PM
Top Chef is just an awesome show. For anyone who likes cooking shows just a little tiny bit, watch this show.
December 8th, 2010 at 11:24 PM
Would you rather be a famous actor, athlete, or rock star?
December 8th, 2010 at 11:25 PM
I am an easterner, but ugh, cole slaw sucks ass. And you have to make sure to specify no slaw if you order a BBQ sandwich around here…it’s fucking annoying when you forget.
December 8th, 2010 at 11:26 PM
Athlete, the level of recognition is not nearly the level of an actor or rock star which means you could be famous when you wanted to, but also live normally.
December 8th, 2010 at 11:28 PM
Actor.
December 8th, 2010 at 11:28 PM
I would choose Rock Star. Less work and I can do it for a longer time. Plus, being on stage is awesome.
December 8th, 2010 at 11:28 PM
Yup
December 8th, 2010 at 11:34 PM
Torrents? You must be confusing me with someone who does not respect the rights of individual artists. However that being said, any comic you want you can pretty much get via torrent. Even the entire run of a series in one shot.
I dont know any place that gives away free comics. Marvel and DC both have IPhone apps where you pay like 2 bucks per comic. But every now and then they give away free ones. Marvel is not too often, but DC makes free stuff available every Tuesday night/Wednesday morning.
December 8th, 2010 at 11:37 PM
apparently the Red Sox just opened up the fucking bank for Carl Crawford.
Time to trade for Ellsbury, Bill Smith
December 8th, 2010 at 11:37 PM
Rock star. I can get into a song or album way more than I can a movie or game. Plus the level of women is most likely amazingly better.
December 8th, 2010 at 11:38 PM
Rock star. I can get into a song or album way more than I can a movie or game. Plus the level of women is most likely amazingly better.
Yea. Not to mention the awesome drugs and touring the world.
December 8th, 2010 at 11:39 PM
Fuck you Boston.
December 8th, 2010 at 11:41 PM
Drugs dont interest me. I hardly even drink. But a new girl in every port, cant beat that. And you dont have to worry about your image because most rock stars are accepted to have zero morals.
December 8th, 2010 at 11:44 PM
Wow 7 years, $142 million for Carl Crawford? Jebus.
December 8th, 2010 at 11:44 PM
Actor, easy.
December 8th, 2010 at 11:45 PM
jesus the Red Sox are going to run train next year. 5th year in a row they will be my preseason pick to win the WS…..Sorry A’s
December 8th, 2010 at 11:54 PM
20 million per is fair market for Crawford…..but if he hurts a leg a lot of his value is fucked.
December 8th, 2010 at 11:54 PM
Wow 7 years, $142 million for Carl Crawford? Jebus
Seems low.
December 8th, 2010 at 11:56 PM
New Transformers trailer. 2 minutes of absolutely nothing…
http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/paramount/transformersdarkofthemoon/
December 9th, 2010 at 12:00 AM
The money, per year, may not be absurd for Crawford. The 7 years is insanity though. His game is based on his legs. His legs will be done in 3-4 years, 5 tops.
December 9th, 2010 at 12:01 AM
Rock star. They have to put on a fake persona the least, if ever.
Actors have to sit down with people like Billy Bush and athletes have to resist giving swirlies to writers like Mitch Albom.
December 9th, 2010 at 12:06 AM
Actors have to sit down with people like Billy Bush and athletes have to resist giving swirlies to writers like Mitch Albom.
press junkets suck and they have to wake up early a lot, too.
Sparty’s article about his banning is gold, Jerry, BTW.
December 9th, 2010 at 12:06 AM
Good job getting a more expensive Brett Gardner with slightly better power, Boston.
December 9th, 2010 at 12:10 AM
So it’s official? At least, now, the yanks won’t get him. I thought all the Rays hated the sawks.
December 9th, 2010 at 12:11 AM
If the Lakers lose to the goddamn Clippers I’ll eat my hat.
December 9th, 2010 at 12:13 AM
just read Sparty’s post. Well said.
December 9th, 2010 at 12:16 AM
haha oh come on
December 9th, 2010 at 12:19 AM
Good job getting a more expensive Brett Gardner with slightly better power, Boston.
haha oh come on
There has been too much violence. Too much pain. But I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away. Give me your pump, the oil, the gasoline, and the whole compound, and I’ll spare your lives. Just walk away and we’ll give you a safe passageway in the wastelands. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror.
December 9th, 2010 at 12:20 AM
shut up, Fetch haha
December 9th, 2010 at 12:20 AM
just read Sparty’s post. Well said.
Did you read the comments?
December 9th, 2010 at 12:41 AM
Ahem
/ clears throat
Fuck the Red Sox
December 9th, 2010 at 12:49 AM
Terrence Fucking Jones.
December 9th, 2010 at 12:55 AM
Inception “BWAAAAAM” button.
/I’ve contributed all I can. Goodnight’d
December 9th, 2010 at 1:01 AM
Artest great 4th qtr D on Griffin and Gordon tonight.
December 9th, 2010 at 1:03 AM
Fisher!!!
December 9th, 2010 at 1:05 AM
There’s something wrong with the Lakers. Win or no win. I don’t want to hear about Gasol getting tired after 22 games. He’s playing a lot of minutes, but come on. Bynum does need to get his ass in gear, though.
December 9th, 2010 at 1:20 AM
Wow, Gonzaga was down 79-50 last I saw. They may not even make the tournament this year.
December 9th, 2010 at 1:24 AM
If I hadn’t written that wiki article, I woulda been banned a few times myself. But for wholly different reasons.
This felt like it should go here. No.
December 9th, 2010 at 1:37 AM
This felt like it should go here. No.
It has. But that article was about a banning. So, I mentioned it there, too. Plus, I never personally insulted J Mac. All I did was say how much I wanted to taste a certain blond sideline reporters ass and what I thought It’d taste like. I got a e-mail warning. TBL told me I was “In good standing”. I don’t get into passionate sports arguments too often here, despite what some may think. Music, yes. Really, though, I just wanted to post a comment on Sparty’s awesome site.
/the window is closed, Tags.
December 9th, 2010 at 1:49 AM
That was a lot of words that don’t have anything to do with the fact that TBL isn’t keeping you or banning you because of the wiki page.
/also, re: previous conversation, Sandman is the best piece of fiction written in the last hundred years. And I’ve read most of the contenders. Just brilliant.
December 9th, 2010 at 1:56 AM
TST, if you’re around. Any thoughts on People of Paper? I think of it as a contender but I don’t know how widely acclaimed it really was.
December 9th, 2010 at 1:58 AM
And for my dollar, the pole position for the last 100 years goes to The Last Temptation of Christ
December 9th, 2010 at 1:59 AM
@stark, haven’t read it, but sounds real interesting. Requested from the local library for the winter break.
December 9th, 2010 at 2:00 AM
That was a lot of words that don’t have anything to do with the fact that TBL isn’t keeping you or banning you because of the wiki page.
He’s keeping me for the wiki page.
December 9th, 2010 at 2:02 AM
He’s also keeping me because I’m harmless. I don’t take internet stuff personally enough to get banned. See BigLead, The.
December 9th, 2010 at 2:03 AM
Have read Last Temptation, and it is great, but probably in my 20-10 range. Sandman has a lot more time to work with there of course, but as a deconstruction of narrative, while also being funny and deep… the only tattoo I don’t regret is the Sandman one. If I had a religion it would be the one proposed by Neil Gaiman in those pages.
December 9th, 2010 at 2:05 AM
He’s
alsokeeping me because I’m harmless.People don’t get banned around here. There’s been like four in the three years I’ve commented here (ignoring the last few weeks of the MLJ massacre I existed). This Sparty (And Friends) thing is that all over again.
December 9th, 2010 at 2:10 AM
I’ve always felt daunted by the Sandman stuff for some reason but I feel sufficiently motivated now to seek it out. Also, I just got Game Change from my library a couple of days ago and then saw sanders pimping that one. It’s not fiction but it’s sort of thrilling narrative so far. I just started reading it today. It’s drawing me in, I’ll say, the way Krakauer’s writing does.
December 9th, 2010 at 2:11 AM
And as for qualifying my Last Temptation love, I am a bit obsessed with Catholic iconography.
December 9th, 2010 at 2:12 AM
FINE. Though there’s been more than 4. I just wanted to sympathize with Sparty.
December 9th, 2010 at 2:14 AM
Like Krakauer, haven’t read it yet though. The problem with Sandman is the same problem with the Dark Tower, IE, the first 10 issues/graphic novel isn’t representative of what comes after the same way The Gunslinger isn’t representative of what comes after. He builds a world in a unique way.
December 9th, 2010 at 2:16 AM
Though there’s been more than 4.
significant commenter deaths: sparty, paolo. elinwoods, maybe (and I don’t think he was actually banned in a permanent manner). Everybody else is some guy appearing and saying racist/terrible shit.
December 9th, 2010 at 2:18 AM
/ignoring NickP/Hef/MLK guys. And I loved Hef.
December 9th, 2010 at 2:18 AM
Ha! So bromes isn’t significant? Actually, he’s supposedly not banned, either, but I doubt we’ll see that commenter name again
December 9th, 2010 at 2:19 AM
Miz, SuperAndy, Trey, and RomanWarHelmet??? Although I wouldn’t call elinwoods significant.
December 9th, 2010 at 2:19 AM
Dammit, I wrote a comment about something I was going to write a blog post about and I have no memory of what the concept was and now I can’t find the comment thread I wrote it in
December 9th, 2010 at 2:20 AM
Didn’t Triston get banned?
December 9th, 2010 at 2:20 AM
hmm… I guess he would be the next most significant but he was here, what, a month?
December 9th, 2010 at 2:22 AM
Trey hasn’t actually been banned (at least if this is in reference to recent events TBL complained but hes been around), miz is significant, though he falls under that group thing (as does tre). Good call on tristan. SuperAndy was long ago and racist. The point is its hard to get banned, and TBL has no reason to ban you.
December 9th, 2010 at 2:25 AM
…though the alternate point is its easy if you’re identified as an enemy of TBL faction. Which means (sadly) lefty and Gods are probably leaving us shortly.
December 9th, 2010 at 2:25 AM
The point is its hard to get banned, and TBL has no reason to ban you.
Well, he did give me an e-mail warning and mentioned in a post for everyone to calm down on the dirty comments (all but naming me. Everyone guessed it was me, anyway), so I consider that ‘almost’ getting banned. But you’re probably right. It was easy to tone down the dirty comments. But that Erin Andrews……I mean GatDamn!
December 9th, 2010 at 2:26 AM
Did Darrell and RAM 3 get banned?
December 9th, 2010 at 2:28 AM
Darrell? No, Darrell’s not banned, he just isn’t commenting particularly frequently
December 9th, 2010 at 2:28 AM
ram3 is somebody else now (I always notice it and always forget who it is), Darrell is the sandlot guy is the best ever.
December 9th, 2010 at 2:32 AM
V, Sieze the Day, several Faulkners, Snowcrash, Oryx and Crake, Invisible Man (ralph ellison), 1984, England, England, Blood Meridian.
/random list of what would make my top ten of the last hundred years.
//second time I’ve done this recently.
December 9th, 2010 at 2:33 AM
oohh, skinny legs and all, wise blood, the moviegoer.
December 9th, 2010 at 2:35 AM
Hope you’re resting in peace, Johnny. We all miss you. Even spence.
December 9th, 2010 at 2:36 AM
I meant at one time, not permanently banned. Those were guesses,though.
December 9th, 2010 at 2:37 AM
Also (re: catholic imagery), read Good Omens stark. Its Gaiman/Terry Pratchett, a hilarious satire of the end of days and an angel and a demon who kind of like the world and work towards its salvation.
December 9th, 2010 at 2:38 AM
To my knowledge neither ever banned. why would ram be banned? For hating gays respectfully?
December 9th, 2010 at 2:38 AM
No Animal Farm? If you’re gonna name 1984, you oughta name Animal Farm, no?
December 9th, 2010 at 2:39 AM
To my knowledge neither ever banned. why would ram be banned? For hating gays respectfully?
I don’t know. Why would anyone be banned??? The commenters do a pretty good job pointing out the low lying fruit. In most cases, that is.
December 9th, 2010 at 2:40 AM
Invisible Man & Blood Meridian I’m on board with. I particularly liked A Man Without Qualities. Ask The Dust is on my list. Could Labyrinths count in this discussion? If I had to pull one story out of it, the Zahir is my personal favorite. Beloved is pretty great. 100 Years of Solitude (potentially influenced by the best book cover blurb of all time). What is the What?, Kavalier & Klay. I’m bad at lists like this because whole chunks of my memory go in and out of focus for me the second I try to fill in numbers
December 9th, 2010 at 2:40 AM
1984 >>> Animal Farm. And I don’t see that as a knock on Animal Farm. Ohhh Watership Down.
December 9th, 2010 at 2:43 AM
Have you read Upton Sinclair’s “The Jungle”? That’s a good one. Highly recommended.
December 9th, 2010 at 2:44 AM
I haven’t read 1984. I have a Library card, too. I should……
December 9th, 2010 at 2:44 AM
Haven’t read A Man Without Qualities, Ask the Dust, What is What?
LOVE 100 Years of Solitude, Kavalier and Clay. Probably wouldn’t make my top ten.
/its sad what eight years of lit classes miss.
December 9th, 2010 at 2:46 AM
Have read the Jungle. Don’t like him as a writer. Probably the same complaint I’d have, but give some Theodore Dreiser a chance if you like Sinclair, Jennie Gerhardt or Sister Carrie specifically.
December 9th, 2010 at 2:47 AM
* though the book itself is good.
December 9th, 2010 at 2:48 AM
I loved The Jungle. I read it while in rehab. We had a pretty good library. It was the Salvation Army, after all. That needs to be a movie. Or a mini-series.
December 9th, 2010 at 2:48 AM
RE: Ask the Dust – John Fante was a particularly enjoyable little literary jag for me. Everything he wrote is a pretty quick read. I don’t think you need to go more than ten pages in any direction to know if you’re going to like his whole ouevre
December 9th, 2010 at 2:51 AM
I don’t know. Why would anyone be banned??? The commenters do a pretty good job pointing out the low lying fruit. In most cases, that is.
Because they pissed TBL off. That’s why you get banned. Everything else short of extreme, insane racism is allowed.
December 9th, 2010 at 2:51 AM
And The Jungle I liked, though I probably liked Babbitt a little more. You’re mention of rehab brings me to another book that maybe should be excluded since it’s really a collection of short stories (though I thought it was adapted into a long form narrative for the movies): Jesus’ Son. Give that a look-see Ballz. Denis Johnson is a great writer whether you love or hate his latest stuff
December 9th, 2010 at 2:52 AM
adding it Stark.
December 9th, 2010 at 2:53 AM
You’re? Whatevs. What are you doing up with us LA County folk, TST? Another book that stuck in my head long after I read it, even though I was half-disappointed by it when I read it: John Henry Days
December 9th, 2010 at 2:54 AM
I like my rambling parenthetical on Jesus Son. It was adapted well into a long-from narrative
December 9th, 2010 at 2:54 AM
What are you doing up with us LA County folk, TST?
Don’t have to do anything until four tomorrow, should be working on long year end projects, instead went out, drank, continue to drink. Problematic.
December 9th, 2010 at 2:54 AM
Jesus’ Son? I mean, if it’s a book about a junkie or some dude in rehab, then forget it. I’ve had enough of that stuff. Though I’m sure it may be a good book.
December 9th, 2010 at 2:56 AM
I swear to god that the LA Public Library catalog has given me every single thing that Neil Gaiman has been even tangentially connected to without any Sandman or Good Omens. I’m on page 9 of 12
December 9th, 2010 at 2:56 AM
Jesus’ Son? I mean, if it’s a book about a junkie or some dude in rehab, then forget it. I’ve had enough of that stuff. Though I’m sure it may be a good book.
William S. Burroughs Junkie. Also Queer. Read in tandem, less than 300 pages I think. Amusing how nothing changes.
December 9th, 2010 at 2:57 AM
parenthetical
What the hell does that mean???
December 9th, 2010 at 2:57 AM
Aha! Good Omens, page 10!
December 9th, 2010 at 2:58 AM
swear to god that the LA Public Library catalog has given me every single thing that Neil Gaiman has been even tangentially connected to without any Sandman or Good Omens. I’m on page 9 of 12
cold. Sandman is gonna be divided into ten different graphic novels (along with two later additions), so titles might be fucking with you if it is not Sandman: Volume 2: The Doll’s House.
December 9th, 2010 at 2:58 AM
the words in between the parentheses
December 9th, 2010 at 3:01 AM
the wake, fables and reflections, seasons of mist, the kindly ones, dream country, world’s end, a game of you, brief lives, the doll’s house, off the top of my head. Lost the title to the first one.
December 9th, 2010 at 3:01 AM
OK, I put a hold on Doll’s House and Preludes & Nocturnes. I think that’s the first two collections
December 9th, 2010 at 3:02 AM
Oh, yeah. Junkie is good. Related: Naked Lunch is simultaneously the best & worst date movie of all time
December 9th, 2010 at 3:05 AM
yup. the third one, seasons of mist (there are actually a few issues of dream country in between, but they’re stand alone) is where it finds itself (and is fucking fantastic) Essentially Lucifer lets everyone out of hell and closes it, leaving the title character, dream (who, like his seven siblings, is not a god but is older than gods), with the key as a sort of punishment, and every pantheon of gods in creation attempts to barter or threaten him to get it.
/you’ll never read this now
December 9th, 2010 at 3:06 AM
Though I like preludes and love The Doll’s House. Its good from the beginning.
December 9th, 2010 at 3:07 AM
I’ve never read nor seen Naked Lunch, and I have no idea why.
December 9th, 2010 at 3:08 AM
hmm. reading Sandman now. Night all (or you two)
December 9th, 2010 at 3:11 AM
I’m going to read those first two and go from there. Naked Lunch is absolutley worth it. It’s, I suppose obviously, not the most faithful adaptation but I think it catches the mood as well as a movie could. And it is disgusting. Any girl that can enjoy it is probably well worth knowing more about
December 9th, 2010 at 3:12 AM
Yeah, I’m out to
December 9th, 2010 at 3:13 AM
o…
December 9th, 2010 at 3:19 AM
G’Night!!!
December 9th, 2010 at 7:18 AM
So, looking/messing around with my Comcast bill. I cut $20/month for a slower internet, but then added $14/month for DVR. Worth it? (not having DVR has sucked trying to catch up)
December 9th, 2010 at 7:32 AM
Back to back great SBTB episodes.
Kelly going to Paris followed by Running Zack.
December 9th, 2010 at 12:45 PM
Following Jimmer Fredette makes you a raycess! Tommy Craggs and the snark sports left says so! He will prove it by picking the lowest hanging fruit possible, usually a ridiculous fan video, then snarking on it.
/hates that deadspin is a mafia that sells protection to bloggers who might criticize them
/what was TBL’s promised price? 2 links a month?