Albert Haynesworth was suspended by the Redskins Tuesday for “conduct detrimental to the team.” He won’t be paid for the final four games of the season (estimated total: $850k – but he’s appealing it). Haynesworth won’t even talk to coach Mike Shanahan. Good luck trading him, although I can think of one portly coach who likes reclamation projects and probably thinks he can turn Haynesworth around. Here’s a photo of Haynesworth at Hooters, and one of him talking to Hannah Storm. [Twit-Pics via Jovan]