Teague Egan: Student, Agent, Mega-Douche and the Most Dangerous Man on USC’s Campus
Here is USC student, licensed NFLPA agent and “born negotiator” Teague Egan – aka the dude who took Trojan RB Dillon Baxter on a suspension-worthy golf cart ride – showing off his apartment on “Campus Cribs.” The video is self-explanatory. The “crib” is impressive, if you’re into ostentatious date-rape dens, but let’s see him ring up “the Viper” on speed dial. This kid will be Drew Rosenhaus in ten years, if he doesn’t destroy the USC football program in the process.
If interested, here he is partying with former USC and current Louisville linebacker Jordan Campbell on a yacht, presumably not Campbell’s. Campbell is also a “founding father” of his company “1st Round.” Dont want to know what’s going on in this picture, but now we know why he needed such a big television.

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December 2nd, 2010 at 1:18 PM
this just seemed completely inappropriate.
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:19 PM
and why would he be destroying USC football? i am pretty sure there are many others that would be held accountable.
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:19 PM
It does have that feel though, I dug it.
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:20 PM
Wow. I’ve never wanted to stomp someone in the face so much in my life.
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:21 PM
The “crib” is impressive, if you’re ostentatious date-rape dens,
this just seemed completely accurate.
FYP
I’ve never wanted to stomp someone in the face so much in my life.
Did you not read the last post?
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:21 PM
don’t get me wrong, he is a douche, but whatever
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:21 PM
Lets not sell this douche short.
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:21 PM
Teague?!?!
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:22 PM
Qatar > This guy
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:22 PM
Crucial.
Please tell me he’s being intentionally ironic and isn’t this much of a douchebag
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:22 PM
It’s for the street cred.
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:23 PM
I agree. Parents are to blame.
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:24 PM
Did you not read the last post?
Nope. Was busy for a bit so skipped that one.
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:24 PM
Five dollars is the NCAA-mandated going rate for a campus cart ride.
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:24 PM
Egon Spengler>George Teauge>Teague Egan
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:24 PM
Didn’t Reggie Bush and Pete “can’t catch me” Carroll beat him to it already?
/Also…. Russia for 2018 World Cup??? Was Bosnia circa 1993 unavailable?
//Please don’t put a hit on me Mr. Putin.
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:24 PM
1st round has gotten my portfolio in order.
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:25 PM
Is this the greatest headline in TBL history?
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:25 PM
I can’t even think about the logistics of getting all the shit in.
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:26 PM
Why are there chairs facing away from the projection screen? Poor setup.
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:26 PM
FUCK YO COUCH!
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:26 PM
Nah, Lane Kiffin has that covered.
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:26 PM
Mega-Douche is being too nice.
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:27 PM
What exactly is this guy taking school?
/didn’t click links
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:27 PM
/also missed *in*
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:28 PM
If you haven’t been to the 1st Round website, hurry. The cast is legendary.
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:28 PM
I watched the whole video and there’s nothing I can do to ever change that.
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:28 PM
The “crib” is impressive, if you’re ostentatious date-rape dens,
this just seemed completely inappropriate.
What’s inappropriate is that you’ve not been donating to The Thomas E. Smith Fight to Cure Paralysis Foundation, which benefits those currently living with paralysis. (Paralysis is an injury that results in the loss of movement in one or more muscles of a person’s body. It’s usually the result of a spinal cord or neck injury.)
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:28 PM
You need to diversify yo bonds
/Wu-Tang Financial
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:30 PM
Hi, I’m Teague. Meet my associates Sterling, Riley, and Skylar.
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:30 PM
(Paralysis is an injury that results in the loss of movement in one or more muscles of a person’s body. It’s usually the result of a spinal cord or neck injury.)
Yep, it’s not still old. +1.
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:30 PM
What’s worse, is the logistics involved in cleaning that microfiber couch. Gotta be a huge pain in the ass. I certainly wouldn’t trust any foreigners doing it.
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:30 PM
no hoes? at least he had a kegerator
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:31 PM
Suppressing high level laughter over here.
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:31 PM
Projection screens were cool when there was no such thing as HD. I’d be more impressed if he had a 100 inch HD TV.
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:31 PM
this guy reminds me of the “my new haircut” dude, but all too real.
“you mean other than gray goose? uhhh i’d have to say gray goose!”
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:32 PM
Yep, it’s not still old. +1.
Tom hasn’t updated his daily motivational messages since we first met. I’m sort of disappointed in him.
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:34 PM
The 1st Round website is my personal favorite. The douche factor is unbelievably high, but I won’t link to it again, as I wouldn’t want to increase their search rank.
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:34 PM
The 1st Round website is my personal favorite. The douche factor is unbelievably high, but I won’t link to it again, as I wouldn’t want to increase their search rank.
I just noticed that there is a picture of some douche, tom, and Russell Simmons.
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:34 PM
Holy shit what a tool. He knows at least seven people named either Chaz or with some stupid nickname like “Boner” or “T-Dog”
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:35 PM
I like how the chick blew him off. Awesome.
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:35 PM
They shoulda’ never gave you money!
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:36 PM
1st Round: Go Higher!
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:36 PM
I bet he signs his name as T-GAN.
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:37 PM
Saints Fans(3) + Cases of Abita Beer(2) + Shovel + Teague =
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:38 PM
Ok, I can’t make it past the “Cranberry Juice, awesome chaser”.
You fucking douchecanoe.
I second comment #4
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:38 PM
I had to take a look at their website.
I thoroughly enjoyed that the majority of bios say “attended college X” and not “graduated from college X”.
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:38 PM
Also…. Russia for 2018 World Cup???
Yep. Opulenz. They haz it.
Teague Egan. Teague. Egan.
That even sounds douchey!
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:38 PM
please tell me someone else clicked on the “meet your executives” link on the site.
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:38 PM
1st Round Records has to have some of the most unintentionally funny pictures I’ve ever seen.
http://www.1stround.com/sites/index.php?cID=records
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:38 PM
Ok, I can’t make it past the “Cranberry Juice, awesome chaser”.
Did you want him to admit he has a urinary tract infection on College Cribs?
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:39 PM
please tell me someone else clicked on the “meet your executives” link on the site.
There is nothing I haven’t clicked on. Pissed no one will road trip to see Sam Adams with me.
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:40 PM
I thoroughly enjoyed that the majority of bios say “attended college X” and not “graduated from college X”.
I attended Harvard, Oxford and Stanford. I graduated from University of Phoenix online.
Just as good!
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:40 PM
Everyone knows dill pickle juice is the most awesome chaser.
/if you couldn’t do tequila, you can now.
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:41 PM
Studio
1st Round Records works in studios all over the world. They have recorded everywhere from London, to Boston, New York, Las Vegas, Los Angeles, and Jamaica. Sam Adams, their marquee artist, grew up recording in Boston’s Cyber Sounds, but 1st Round’s headquarters and main recording studio is located in the heart of Hollywood.
Jamaica is about the point where my face contorts into a mixture of laughing disbelief.
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:41 PM
Hating this guy is “crucial”
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:41 PM
I want to know what the developmental warning signs are. What are the earliest clues that you might be raising this kind of a douche? If I ever have kids one day and a son of mine chooses to carry himself this way, I’ll feel I’d failed him.
This asshole’s basic ambition and hustle are fine, but the rest reeks of Axe and nonoxynol-9.
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:41 PM
Marketing 1st Round’s artists is our specialty, and we pride ourselves on having the most marketable artists in the world. We structured the company similar to Cash Money to give ourselves the edge in this respect.
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:41 PM
Put down the Marketing Buzzwords Handbook, Teazzy-E.
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:41 PM
He sounds like goddamn Paris Hilton when he says crucial. Ugh. Disgusting.
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:42 PM
I was done after about the 7th “crucial”
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:42 PM
Turtle > Teague
Saigon > Sam Adams
/step away from the Entourage boxed set, frat boys.
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:42 PM
What the hell is on that guy’s feet on the left? Are those like strap sandals or some kind of boot with print on them?
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:42 PM
But what is the rate for mustache rides?
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:43 PM
I turned this off as soon as that douche mouth got out of his car.
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:43 PM
1st Round Records attacks the music industry from a different angle that it finds most beneficial for its artists
They attack from behind!!!!!
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:43 PM
The first key is to not name them a douche name.
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:43 PM
Yep, every name on that “Team” screams “Douchenozzle”, even the fat girl.
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:44 PM
There is nothing I haven’t clicked on. Pissed no one will road trip to see Sam Adams with me.
He’s in Dallas next week!!11!1!
Tickets are only $25. Hello early Christmas present to myself!
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:45 PM
Looking at the tour dates, I’m upset that Sam Adams isn’t coming up here to Alaska.
Then again, guys like that get murdered up here, so, it’s probably in his best interest.
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:45 PM
LOL.
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:45 PM
We aim to make your future financially stable by creating numerous external streams of revenue, the cross-over effect.
Tim Hardaway should sue them for trying to take his “cross-over effect”.
Wait, that was the “killer cross-over.”
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:45 PM
oh my fucking god is this kid a fucking faggot.
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:45 PM
crucial taunt > Teague
/wayne’s world
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:45 PM
What the hell is on that guy’s feet on the left? Are those like strap sandals or some kind of boot with print on them?
I was trying to figure that out myself. They at first looked like the shittiest cowboy boots I’ve ever seen.
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:46 PM
Awesome. Bunk Beds Mutha’ Fucka’!
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:46 PM
I honestly can read none of it without thinking Prestige Worldwide. (language)
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:46 PM
Sparty defending the douche?
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:46 PM
Good thing no one reads the comments. Teague has taken a worse beating than Shyla Stylez.
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:47 PM
oh my fucking god is this kid a fucking faggot
jealous he has his own golf cart
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:47 PM
This guy is about a “7″ on the USC Douche Bag scale….
/Southern California native
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:47 PM
He then met franchise artist, Sam Adams, on the beaches of Nantucket, Massachusetts, a summertime bungalow. Anal ensued.
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:47 PM
Good thing no one reads the comments. Teague has taken a worse beating than Shyla Stylez.
The difference is she likes it.
I hope he is reading and then he comes on here and calls us all nerds that are not even worth having his bodyguards beat up for him.
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:48 PM
And he keeps the Jack in the freezer. This kid’s gotta go.
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:48 PM
well yea…that and he gets more pussy than i do and, obviously, has super rich parents.
but that still doesn’t take away from his faggotry.
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:48 PM
So I didn’t realize that James Cameron works for 1st Round. Good job not taking generic photos for your “Photos/film” section.
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:48 PM
They can be just as dangerous as late night diner excursions in St. Louis.
/sold mine for this reason
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:49 PM
+1
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:49 PM
I nominate this kid to be the suicide bomber who tries to attack Qatar in 2022
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:49 PM
Middle Management Buzzwords Handbook > Marketing Buzzwords Handbook
/marry the solutions, streamline the processes, and mitigate consequences downstream
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:49 PM
So I didn’t realize that James Cameron works for 1st Round. Good job not taking generic photos for your “Photos/film” section.
Despite having no sports clients it appears they will get you on Entourage.
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:50 PM
are we sure that isnt ballz?
/kidding ballz
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:50 PM
And he keeps the Jack in the freezer. This kid’s gotta go.
Where did kids today learn that you’re supposed to freeze liquor?? What is wrong with the youth of America? The ONLY thing that should be frozen is jager.
Freezing whiskey is a borderline crime against humanity.
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:50 PM
HE WHAT!?
That’s it. Teazzy-E needs to eat a bullet.
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:50 PM
During principal photography, 1st Round Pictures will provide the director and the crew with whatever support is necessary to complete the project in a 1st class manner. Our team is ready to handle and overcome any issue that may arise over the course of shooting
Dead hooker? We clean that up.
Drug lords holding up shooting? We can make them executive producers.
The writers are whining again? We feed them to our pack of hungry wolverines.
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:51 PM
“Cranberry Juice, awesome chaser”
name change time
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:51 PM
And he keeps the Jack in the freezer. This kid’s gotta go.
Agreed. I don’t even freeze Vodka anymore. It just makes it too syrupy.
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:51 PM
1st Round Capital? Well holy shee-it.
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:51 PM
I dont think you have to worry, parents are definitely a big factor here. They are obviously rich, gave him a name that is a ticket to doucheville and have cultivated this aura that he carries himself with now. You really arent born with this kind of sense of entitlement.
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:51 PM
Yea isnt Vodka the only accpetable drink to keep in the freezer?
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:51 PM
Middle Management Buzzwords Handbook > Marketing Buzzwords Handbook
/marry the solutions, streamline the processes, and mitigate consequences downstream
You fogot to use ‘paradigm’.
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:52 PM
You fogot to use ‘paradigm’.
And I fogot to include an ‘r’.
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:52 PM
Jordan Chase’s Take It >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Teague Egan’s Go Higher
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:52 PM
1st Round Capital? Well holy shee-it.
lookittheteam! LOOKITTHETEAM! THEYGOTOLDPEOPLEANDEVERYTHING!!!
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:53 PM
Looking at the pics of 1st Round’s team, this much is clear: THIS is who they based Bradley Cooper’s character in “Wedding Crashers” from.
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:53 PM
I blame MTV
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:53 PM
HOLY SHIT Teague Egan’s dad Micheal Egan runs venture capital!
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:53 PM
Well if you do the first three, you’ve shifted the paradigm by thinking outside of the box. At the end of the day, that’s how you do things better, faster, and cheaper.
/shoots self in face
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:53 PM
I honestly can read none of it without thinking Prestige Worldwide. (language)
boats and hoes.
The Nina, The Pinta, The Santa Maria,
I’ll do ya in the bottom, while yer drinking San Grea.
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:54 PM
The Thomas E. Smith Fight to Cure Paralysis Foundation
Sounds like a Zoolander benefit
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:54 PM
Computers? Yeah, we do computers.
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:54 PM
Wu-Tang Financial > 1st Round Capital
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:54 PM
When your dad owns a Rental Car company I think he knows he’s raising a douche. To put it nicely this kid is on the low end of mega-douches that go to USC so just think about that.
USC is going to go down for more violations when this is all said and done, but it’s 100 percent the NFL’s fault for licensing him. What a joke. Wouldn’t be surprised if the NFL stripped him of his license when he’s blatantly not following the rules and USC is telling him to stop talking to players every day.
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:54 PM
1st Round Pictures – We got that B-Roll!
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:54 PM
Jager, Goldenschlager, Black Haus, and Rumple Mintz. Anything else in the freezer is a fucking crime, especially whiskey.
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:54 PM
I love that under ‘Projects’ in the film section it just says ‘Coming Soon’.
I’m putting the the o/u on that being there at 4 years.
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:55 PM
And I fogot to include an ‘r’.
You also forgot a ‘not’. See if you can spot it.
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:55 PM
faggotry
This word really isn’t used enough….
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:55 PM
I need to gouge my eyeballs out after watching that. I mean holy shit.
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:55 PM
I’m also under the impression that Usain Bolt and Vince Carter (Raptors version) are clients for First Round Sports. No wonder Vince fucked up in Toronto.
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:55 PM
Nachos, Lemonheads, and my dad’s boat,
you wont go down cause my dick can float.
We sail around the world and go port to port,
everytime I come I produce a quart
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:55 PM
I haven’t watched the video, but I’ll just assume Teague get’s Iced by his bros every 47 seconds?
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:56 PM
David Nankin clearly doesn’t know he’s on this website.
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:56 PM
This right fucking here. Also don’t mix your whiskey.
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:56 PM
Be careful—one of the links in the post is throwing up major virus warnings.
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:56 PM
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:57 PM
I haven’t watched the video, but I’ll just assume Teague get’s Iced by his bros every 47 seconds?
Jersey wasn’t hom when they taped this.
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:57 PM
also works as a great hangover cure if taken before passing out.
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:58 PM
Sterling Brewster has to be a fake name…it just has to
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:58 PM
I just laughed out loud in the middle of a meeting. Free advertisement for TBL as I explained to the rest of the room what I was laughing at.
/gotta love the first week of the month.
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:58 PM
Their on staff movie producer, Shane Hackett, also appears to write for Al Jazeera: http://blogs.aljazeera.net/category/person/shane-hackett
He was also a character in the 2008 Brendan Cowell classic Ten Empty.
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:59 PM
HOLY SHIT GUYS! First Round Entertainment is… COMING SOON.
It’s gonna be HA-YUGE. I can’t even contain my excitement.
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:59 PM
Does anyone else notice that they have the jerseys in the frames, but they’re not signed?
Also, who the fuck puts up a photo about an inch off the goddamn ground?
Sweet tire-table, brah.
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:59 PM
Do they have any clients in the nfl,nba or mlb?
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:59 PM
Under endorsements they put up a picture of Entourage! I wonder if they realize that Vincent Chase isn’t real.
December 2nd, 2010 at 2:00 PM
You haven’t spent enough time in Southern California.
December 2nd, 2010 at 2:00 PM
+10
December 2nd, 2010 at 2:01 PM
This right fucking here. Also don’t mix your whiskey.
I bet this fuckface is the type to get good whiskey and put coke in it.
Water, ice, and soda water are the only acceptable partners for whiskey outside of a cigar or cigarette.
December 2nd, 2010 at 2:01 PM
I need to go to the Rose Bowl and see this for myself (haven’t been further west than Vegas)
December 2nd, 2010 at 2:01 PM
God damn it, now I’m gonna need a drink.
December 2nd, 2010 at 2:02 PM
Does being a superfan of “The Hills” count?
/Love me some LC
December 2nd, 2010 at 2:02 PM
Sterling Brewster has to be a fake name…it just has to
Well, I just found his Twitter feed. Hmmm…no updates since 2009?
And he took down his Youtube channel. Shame.
December 2nd, 2010 at 2:03 PM
vodka in the freezer is good for jello shots. helps them not be so runny.
December 2nd, 2010 at 2:04 PM
midgits
December 2nd, 2010 at 2:04 PM
This
December 2nd, 2010 at 2:05 PM
Fuck, every time I think of pickle juice, I think of Snooki’s stinky snatch for some reason.
December 2nd, 2010 at 2:05 PM
LOL. This is his second tweet..
December 2nd, 2010 at 2:05 PM
So… my splash of tap water in my Knob Creek is unacceptable?
December 2nd, 2010 at 2:05 PM
Well, I just found his Twitter feed. Hmmm…no updates since 2009?
That meeting with J lounge may not have gone so well. Has anyone checked the missing person reports?
December 2nd, 2010 at 2:07 PM
So… my splash of tap water in my Knob Creek is unacceptable?
The first thing I wrote was water.
HOWEVER, you really should use distilled or spring water, if possible, in your whiskey. Tap water has certain elements, like fluoride and chlorine that can adversely affect the whiskey’s taste.
December 2nd, 2010 at 2:09 PM
I have a Britta pitcher. I’ll just use that.
December 2nd, 2010 at 2:10 PM
A Britta pitcher is acceptable SC. But if you can find a cheap bottled water brand, like Ozarka, that has a spring as its source, you’re good to go.
December 2nd, 2010 at 2:11 PM
I pointed this out when the golf cart ride story came out. It’s obvious that he’s trying to feed clients to his dad’s firm.
December 2nd, 2010 at 2:12 PM
I pointed this out when the golf cart ride story came out. It’s obvious that he’s trying to feed clients to his dad’s firm.
The Egans are wily.
December 2nd, 2010 at 2:30 PM
Why in the world would any USC athlete be interested in hanging with this douchenozzle? Apparently, being attracted to douches isn’t exclusive to hot, ditzy college chicks.
December 2nd, 2010 at 5:54 PM
There’s a guy named Matty Trump. And he has no bio.