Here is USC student, licensed NFLPA agent and “born negotiator” Teague Egan – aka the dude who took Trojan RB Dillon Baxter on a suspension-worthy golf cart ride – showing off his apartment on “Campus Cribs.” The video is self-explanatory. The “crib” is impressive, if you’re into ostentatious date-rape dens, but let’s see him ring up “the Viper” on speed dial. This kid will be Drew Rosenhaus in ten years, if he doesn’t destroy the USC football program in the process.

If interested, here he is partying with former USC and current Louisville linebacker Jordan Campbell on a yacht, presumably not Campbell’s.  Campbell is also a “founding father” of his company “1st Round.”  Dont want to know what’s going on in this picture, but now we know why he needed such a big television.