Roundup: Kyrie Irving Beats Spartans, Walmart Jacker Gets Lifetime Ban & 2011 Grammy Nominations
Taylor Swift, for the second time in a week … “Man charged with killing woman for taking phone call during sex” … NSFW photos of Gisele changing in a car … need to get this pilot in a room with Sully … two sports media jobs with “no future” … this sad story will leave you upset … are people really using mobile apps more than browsers on their smart phones? … David Simon is serious about newspaper corrections … NPR’s 50 favorite albums of 2010 … “Female passenger subjected to patdown ‘because her sanitary towel showed up on body scanner‘” … worth linking again – send it to your parents …
Jacking off in Wal-Mart to the SI swimsuit issue will get you a lifetime ban from the store. [Smoking Gun]
Duke 84, Michigan State 79. Kyrie Irving led everyone with 31 points. [Fox Sports]
Here are the 2011 Grammy nominations. [Music!]
Give Bill Russell a damn statue! [Boston Magazine]
Joe Johnson will be out 4-6 weeks (elbow), but the Hawks won without him last night, 112-109 over the Grizzlies. [AJC]
Even Ohio State students find Gordon Gee’s comments about Boise State idiotic. [The Lantern]
Nevada’s win over Boise State last week? It cost the league about $10 million, and the Wolfpack $1 million. [Business Insider]
For the 2nd time in a few weeks, Brett Favre says this is his final year. [Star Tribune]
The Molly Sims-Auburn photos keep rolling in. [War Eagle Reader]
Under no circumstances should anyone let the Raptors shoot 58% from the field and win a game by 19 points. UNC rookie Ed Davis made his Toronto debut: 11 points in 24 minutes. [Star]
Some statistical evidence that LeBron and Wade aren’t clicking. [Basketball Prospectus]
ESPN’s Len Elmore thinks Bruce Pearl should be suspended for a “couple years” for lying to the NCAA. [USA Today]
Newspaper does the same Andrew Luck NFL draft exercise we did last week. [Charlotte Observer]
For a kicker, Jay Feely is interesting. [Republic]
No matter how good of a driver you think you are …
Here’s Dwight Howard doing his best Derek Anderson.
Old, but odd: Rick Barry vs. Bill Russell, on air.
- Lionel Messi Holding His Son Thiago Is Your Sports Photo of the Week
- UCLA AD Dan Guerrero Would Like People Stop Focusing on Steve Alford’s Past and Instead Look at What He Has Accomplished at UCLA
- Chris Parmelee of the Twins Got Hit in a Sensitive Area While Running to First [GIF]
- Steelers Fans Who Have Difficulty Spelling Should Avoid Homemade Tattoos
- Twins are Screening ‘The Sandlot’ at Target Field Today; Squints and Ham Showed Up, Too
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- A.P. on Twins are Screening 'The Sandlot' at Target Field Today; Squints and Ham Showed Up, Too
- Chief on Twins are Screening 'The Sandlot' at Target Field Today; Squints and Ham Showed Up, Too
- Nada on Premier League: Arsenal Books Champions League Spot; Spurs Snake Bitten Again
- A.P. on Chris Parmelee of the Twins Got Hit in a Sensitive Area While Running to First [GIF]
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December 2nd, 2010 at 8:06 AM
That’s two more times than I ever need to see Taylor Swift.
December 2nd, 2010 at 8:10 AM
Speaking of which, I caught up on the two episodes of Top Gear USA last night. It’s tolerable, and could actually be good if the hosts ever develop some kind of chemistry. Adam Ferrera is definitely the weak link, just a terrible choice.
December 2nd, 2010 at 8:12 AM
Come on it’s christmas season, don’t you want to see elves?
December 2nd, 2010 at 8:13 AM
Ha!
December 2nd, 2010 at 8:13 AM
you’re just taunting us with this huh
oh and Happy Fuck Lebron Day!!
December 2nd, 2010 at 8:14 AM
HINT HINT TBL
December 2nd, 2010 at 8:15 AM
Dude… fucking Taylor Swift again… she is a troll.
December 2nd, 2010 at 8:19 AM
Very apt comparison. Weird looking, yet slightly attractive at the same time.
December 2nd, 2010 at 8:21 AM
PSU hoops will receive a commendation today for building 3 new homes in the community last night with all of the bricks they were laying against Maryland.
/we’re on national TV maybe twice a year and that’s the kind of performance they put up everytime
December 2nd, 2010 at 8:24 AM
I only utilize the browser, calculator and Angry Birds on my ‘smart phone’.
December 2nd, 2010 at 8:26 AM
I remember a couple years ago during my senior year, we beat Illinois when they were ranked 23rd and we rushed the court afterwards. Pretty sad.
/2009 NIT CHAMPS!!
December 2nd, 2010 at 8:28 AM
i have a harder time quitting Angry Birds than i did smoking cigarettes.
December 2nd, 2010 at 8:28 AM
PSU hoops will receive a commendation today for building 3 new homes in the community last night with all of the bricks they were laying against Maryland.
a kid who i went to grade school with and played hoops with for a year or two played for PSU. Danny Morrissey.
December 2nd, 2010 at 8:32 AM
I’m now going back through the game to get 3 stars on all levels. It’s very frustrating (refuse to cheat by looking on YouTube).
Steve Kerr-like player. Stand at the 3 point line and fire away (he actually did make a decent % though).
I bought a whopping one of these albums (Arcade Fire), and I can honestly say I’m only ever heard of about 8 to 10 of those bands/people.
December 2nd, 2010 at 8:33 AM
you know it’s a good day at TBL when Dwight Howard makes the roundup. simply the best
December 2nd, 2010 at 8:35 AM
I got Pulse News and RSS Reader for all my news sites on my iPhone.
Adam Ferrera is definitely the weak link, just a terrible choice.
Should have been Adam Carolla. Would have been too but Carolla had other programs he’s working on.
December 2nd, 2010 at 8:38 AM
I completed this with both the original and Halloween editions. I did have to cheat on probably 3 total using youtube or else my phone would have been thrown through a window.
December 2nd, 2010 at 8:39 AM
Did Rick Barry say “Watermelon grin” and if so, how did Bill Russell not smash the monitor over his face?
December 2nd, 2010 at 8:40 AM
NPR’s 50 favorite albums of 2010
Got 3: Big Boi (Album of the Year for me), Kermit Ruffins and Kanye West
December 2nd, 2010 at 8:40 AM
Oh look, you can make out her tiny, little translucent quadriceps.
December 2nd, 2010 at 8:41 AM
Raptors are not good but they do have players that are capable of scoring when unguarded. The Wizards effort/give a shit/be a fucking professional level was as low as you’ll see in an NBA game.
Getting outrebounded 52-30 by the Raptors (w/Reggie Evans out of the lineup) AND allowing them to shoot 58% is inexcusable. The Raptors had 14 offensive rebounds on 37 missed FGs (I don’t recall any offensive boards on missed FTs but I did miss a few minutes in the 3rd qtr).
December 2nd, 2010 at 8:41 AM
i’m happy when i get a 3 star, but i really would smash my phone to bits on a bunch of the levels if that was all i would accept as success.
December 2nd, 2010 at 8:42 AM
It was worth it.
December 2nd, 2010 at 8:42 AM
hey Bulldog, you can ask the peanut gallery the question you asked me via email (not sure if you got my response or not)
December 2nd, 2010 at 8:43 AM
taylor swift?
methinks with taylor swift up there, TBL’s practicing these kind of business ethics.
December 2nd, 2010 at 8:43 AM
BTW, 1 hour and change before we find out who hosts the 2018 and 2022 FIFA World Cups. Supposedly it’s down to USA and Qatar for 2022.
December 2nd, 2010 at 8:44 AM
xmas edition coming soon
December 2nd, 2010 at 8:44 AM
No matter how many times I see a cool drifting video, I still remember that drifting is just a creative excuse for Asian driving…
December 2nd, 2010 at 8:45 AM
ooo!!!
December 2nd, 2010 at 8:45 AM
I guess some progress has been made since then. Can you imagine the firestorm that would erupt today?
This was kinda’ funny.
December 2nd, 2010 at 8:46 AM
Today is going to be a good day. I’m going to try to jump ship to another company this afternoon and the Texans are going to WIN!!!
/I only really care about the first one.
December 2nd, 2010 at 8:47 AM
Bulldog’s the snitch!
/not confirmed by me
December 2nd, 2010 at 8:48 AM
Newspaper does the same Andrew Luck NFL draft exercise we did last week
sue them
December 2nd, 2010 at 8:48 AM
Bulldog – TBL, what do you think of my new tattoo?
Attached: PicOfThighTat.jpg
TBL – Sexy!
December 2nd, 2010 at 8:49 AM
I hope we get it. Not because I really care about soccer or the event itself, but mainly so I don’t have to people on TV talking at length about “Cutter” and/or “Gudder” for extended periods. Nails, meet chalkboard. I hate those pronunciations.
December 2nd, 2010 at 8:49 AM
Does this even matter if the world is ending in 2012?
December 2nd, 2010 at 8:49 AM
But in the end, a white redneck boy will be able to do it better than a Yakuza boss’ nephew that has been doing it for years.
December 2nd, 2010 at 8:50 AM
long, lame and unfunny.
December 2nd, 2010 at 8:50 AM
They are coming out with it on ps3, xbox and wii I read.
December 2nd, 2010 at 8:51 AM
i’m going to call SI and cancel my subscription right now!
December 2nd, 2010 at 8:51 AM
well duh.
the japanese were fighting for years before america came and stomped their shit in in dubya dubya two. fast and furious: tokyo drift was just a commentary on the war, that’s all.
FUCK THE FUCKING AUTOPLAY ADS.
December 2nd, 2010 at 8:52 AM
Give Bill Russell a damn statue!
he has a damn trophy
ESPN’s Len Elmore thinks Bruce Pearl should be suspended for a “couple years” for lying to the NCAA.
Deon Thomas agrees with Lenny. lifetime ban for Bruce Pearl. no need to play Pat Summits kid and his own son. get rid of that guy
December 2nd, 2010 at 8:52 AM
So you’re saying the Enola Gay was the original drifter?
December 2nd, 2010 at 8:53 AM
a great, great question.
and Bulldogs’s question is a legit one that others have mentioned. i’ll make sure to steer clear of the conversation
December 2nd, 2010 at 8:54 AM
I heard the pilots didnt have a clue what they were dropping and when they looked back and saw the explosion they were shocked and digusted with themselves
/not confirmed by me
December 2nd, 2010 at 8:55 AM
SO its about getting a mobile site, eh?
December 2nd, 2010 at 8:55 AM
that’s true. they also had an alternate ending with vin diesel fighting godzilla while riding mothra.
December 2nd, 2010 at 8:56 AM
Duh, ‘Merica>Japan in everything except electronics, sexism, and racism.
December 2nd, 2010 at 8:56 AM
Will we be graced with another HOCKEY POST today TBL?
/team crm
December 2nd, 2010 at 8:56 AM
time to rack up the debt!!!!!
December 2nd, 2010 at 8:56 AM
now you’re catching on.
December 2nd, 2010 at 8:57 AM
I don’t know, but Imma need a Terriers season finale post?
/Does CRM still update his TV blog?
//Checks bookmarks
December 2nd, 2010 at 8:58 AM
I’m willing to give them seafood as well, but I think that’s it.
December 2nd, 2010 at 8:58 AM
Go Cavs.
December 2nd, 2010 at 8:58 AM
that dude has a kid?
December 2nd, 2010 at 8:58 AM
catfish po boy > sushi/sashimi
every day of the week.
December 2nd, 2010 at 8:59 AM
Ive only had shrimp po boys. yummy
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:00 AM
I want to talk about the awesomeness that was the Sons of Anarchy finale, but I know some people haven’t seen it yet. The last half hour was fucking awesome.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:00 AM
Timmy Thomas made the Flyers his son last night. Now leads NHL in shutouts. Or, Ovechkin now leading the league in assists. Sidney Crosby is a dirty player, too. Confirmed by the Rangers.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:01 AM
BTW, 1 hour and change before we find out who hosts the 2018 and 2022 FIFA World Cups. Supposedly it’s down to USA and Qatar for 2022.
How is a country the size of the Houston Metro area going to host a World Cup? That’s absurd.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:01 AM
I’d like to submit Karate Kid II as exhibit B.
/breaks 6 blocks of ice with karatah chop
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:02 AM
Hartnell taking a penalty shot is always good for a laugh
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:02 AM
The good news for you is there will still be catfish around in 25 years, too. Tuna, or at least bluefin, on the other hand…
/glares at Japan
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:02 AM
130 degrees 100 percent humidity. Even if they have AC stadiums, who in the fuck will want to spend time there in that weather?
/Superbowl’d
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:03 AM
FUCK AH YOU DOWFEEN!!!
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:03 AM
Some of the plot points they tied together felt a bit too cheap and neat and tidy, but largely I agree. By far the strongest episode of a “meh” season. They need to keep those bastards in Charming.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:04 AM
dont care about the World Cup, but Morgan Freeman should be fired. didnt he just get in a car accident with some hooker? he was wasted. get rid of him
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:04 AM
Nothing new, the Rangers have been crying the past 4 years because they are our bitches. That’s what happen when you have Sean Avery on your team.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:05 AM
Catfish is a dirty, disgusting fish.
Halibut FTW.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:05 AM
Something tells me TBL probably won’t be investing in developing an actual iPhone app.
Though I’m sure we’d all settle for what I think they call a mobile site.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:05 AM
Tuna is so goddamn delicious…
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:07 AM
Tim Thomas has the fluke magic working again this year, it’s fun to watch. Ovechkin leading in assists just means the Caps are getting better at popping in rebounds. Point three is too dumb to even debate with you. All I’ll say is: consider the source.
/Dubinsky is a bitch
//The Rangers are mostly whining bitches
///They also employ Sean Avery
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:08 AM
I’ll be at the Pens game tonight – I’ll do some investigative reporting
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:08 AM
While we are talking TV series….
/***shoots SPOILER flare into the sky***
Caught up on Walking Dead last night. What a pile of dog shit this show turned out to be. They spent 15 fucking minutes having the blond chick bent over her dead sister. THEN, she waits til her sister becomes a zombie to shoot her in the head?!! WTF sense is that? Shoot her in the head right away and get it over with. Then the way they handled Jim was beyond retarded. If someone is bit, they are done. Darrell the redneck seems to be the only one who gets it. Then they leave Jim by the side of the road so he can turn into a zombie and possibly eat someone else who passes by that road. So fucking stupid. They are dragging about 25 minutes worth of writing into an hour show. The acting plus implausible course of actions by the people left make it borderline intolerable. Yet I will DVR it next week and watch it just because I’ve stuck with it this far.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:08 AM
they shouldn’t actually have him there to speak. his voiceover work would be much better.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:09 AM
so is a pig, that doesn’t make bacon any less magical.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:10 AM
Really, REALLY want to read this. I watched the 2nd and 3rd episodes last night, and would have watched the 4th, but The Challenge was on and I make it a point to watch anything that involves CT.
/I’LL SMASH HIS HEAD AND EAT IT!!
//I’LL WIN EVERY FIGHT!!
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:10 AM
The only part of that episode I liked was when pockface Emmerich got drunk and started talking to himself.
“Tomorrow, I’ll probably blow my brains out. But tonight – I’m gonna get drunk!”
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:10 AM
Now he doesn’t – one of the Sedin boys does. Ovi and Crosby are tied for 2nd.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:10 AM
Also, Dustin Penner ftw!
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:10 AM
this.
and im beginning to feel a similar way about boardwalk empire. it’s been a cool show and the visuals are nice, but im sick of being stuck in 3rd gear.
***SPOILER ALERT***
MORE BAPTISM MURDERS!!!
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:10 AM
You make quite a point.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:11 AM
Wife called me this morning, said she heard that there will be an entirely new batch of writers for season 2.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:11 AM
Now = No
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:12 AM
Have you been to the new arena yet? I’ve gotten to two games so far and it is fucking gnarly.
/mellon arena was a toliet
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:12 AM
And….a pig’s got personality. Personality goes a long way.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:12 AM
Cleet- We had people in here discussing whether to help a family member in an overturned car when the possibility of you getting killed by zombies would be high. It would be hard to put a bullet in someone you loved before they turned. Its human nature. Not everyone can be cold blooded given the circumstances and consequences
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:13 AM
Sunday night at 8:45 (the 15 minutes before the Boardwalk Empire finale), a preview of Game of Thrones. Psyched.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:13 AM
I can’t wait for the Blake Griffin salute later on today. Just more proof that White Men can jump.
/I think he is white.
//If your mom is white, that makes your 51% white, right?
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:13 AM
Yes – this will be my 2nd game. Mellon Arena is a dump – blow the thing up
/glares at the treehuggers trying to save it
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:14 AM
That’s kind of, ya know, the show. Not any more or less murders than The Sopranos, which makes sense considering its being made by one of the chief creative forces of that show. I enjoy it, don’t think it’s the bee’s knees, but it has Omar Little and he has guns.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:14 AM
Then the way they handled Jim was beyond retarded. If someone is bit, they are done. Darrell the redneck seems to be the only one who gets it. Then they leave Jim by the side of the road so he can turn into a zombie and possibly eat someone else who passes by that road. So fucking stupid.
The worst part of that stupid sequence was how very, very closely it was followed by that drunken guy who was Truman’s best friend in the Truman show (and also the tough guy in Beautiful Girls) burning up his freshest zombie samples. Where o Where can he get new fresh zombie samples, and which non-zombie will have the guts to go get them?
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:14 AM
cleet – she obviously needed closure and wanted to say goodbye to her sister, even if she was talking to her zombie sister.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:14 AM
How is a country the size of the Houston Metro area going to host a World Cup? That’s absurd.
Never mind that question. Here’s a suitcase full of cash.
/Qatar is megarich. They get what they want.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:14 AM
any of the new shows on the networks stick with anyone? Hawaii 5-0 the event etc? They have all pretty much flamed out for me
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:15 AM
“Female passenger subjected to patdown ‘because her sanitary towel showed up on body scanner‘”
Poor woman. Must be like trying to part The Red Sea
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:15 AM
Maybe a couple days after zombie apocalypse, but these people have been at it for weeks, they know the drill. And furthermore **SPoiler**
Jim should have taken it upon himself to take one in the head. That is the ploy I hate most in Zombie movies; dude can’t bring himself to shoot a loved one who is walking around with puss coming out of the mouths so they end up getting eaten or have their zombie friend kill someone else.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:15 AM
Outsource that shit. Boom: $2k spent and everyone’s happy.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:15 AM
and im beginning to feel a similar way about boardwalk empire. it’s been a cool show and the visuals are nice, but im sick of being stuck in 3rd gear.
as for Boardwalk, you’ll get paid off with a coalition next week between bad guys who need favors between NY, Chicago and Atlantic City.
P.S. You know who I saw in that old basketball youtube clip? The Whopper.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:15 AM
If you’re getting them from a river/pond, yes. Farm raised (which is what 99.9% of people get), no.
Still prefer flounder and rock to eat though.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:16 AM
Funniest thing that happened in the NHL last night was Sutter putting 5 defencemen on the ice for a Flames powerplay.
/Crosby > Hawks
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:16 AM
I want them to keep it so they can turn it into one big giant club/bar, but that’s just me.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:16 AM
2 guilty pleasures of mine are Human Target and V.
/The head chick on V and her daughter are hot.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:16 AM
I love the Canadians defending 87. You gotta admit that trip was a little dirty the other night. He has an edge to his game, but I wouldn’t call him dirty.
Tim Thomas a fluke? I dunno about that. He may have stolen the Vezina from Izzy 2 years ago but he’s still a great netminder IMO.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:17 AM
My husband and I swore to each other that we would shoot the other if bitten by a zombie. True love.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:17 AM
any of the new shows on the networks stick with anyone? Hawaii 5-0 the event etc? They have all pretty much flamed out for me
I quit the event, and I’m seriously, seriously flagging on Hawaii 5-0, to the point that I was ecstatic that it was a rerun this week. That show is extremely CBS-y.
Other than Human Target and the Good Guys which are both awful in their own ways, I’m not watching anything too new at all.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:17 AM
You can only get closure yourself. She’s dead. It sucks I get that, but it’s over. Waiting until she gets reanimated as a mindless zombie to tell her something makes no sense to me. I love my family as much as anyone, but if zombiepocalypse happens and they die, it’s two in the head. Zombieland got it right, Rule #2: DOUBLE TAP.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:17 AM
/I think he is white.
//If your mom is white, that makes your 51% white, right?
I think that only makes him Jewish
/Happy Hanukkah, btw!
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:18 AM
oh, i get it…but every week i’ve been thinking “oh shit, next week’s episode is going to be balls out. shit’s goin’ down. something’s going to happen.”
tho i really like the characters. jimmy especially.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:18 AM
i completely disagree with you on this one. if follows the graphic novel pretty well for the jim story line, but i honestly thought they could have done it better.
the cdc thing is a departure and i didn’t like how they introduced it, but a really good idea.
i’m excited to see where they go with it, hopefully they do bring on the prison and Michonne (the most badass character of the series).
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:19 AM
Is that the “one drop” rule in reverse?
Moleman put it best yesterday when he compared the US’s FIFA pitch to a coach trying to woe a basketball recruit 15 minutes after Calipari has already deposited 200k in his bank account
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:20 AM
Does not compute.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:20 AM
I like the fake blonde with the wig. It has to be a wig right? She was in lingerie one episode
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:20 AM
That’s why I never ever watch next weeks preview of any show. It’s always the complete opposite of what you think is going to happen.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:20 AM
Remember Morgan from the first episode? I dont know if I’d be able to pull the trigger either.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:20 AM
Yeah, there ya go. All fired.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:21 AM
When this actually happens in 2012, I want you in my caravan camp. I thought the same things, damn near word-for-word.
Not for me, and for sentimental reasons as much as for survival, actually. I wouldn’t want anyone I loved to wake up into that, on the off chance than some latent part of their mind would be left to know what was going on yet be unable to fight it off.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:21 AM
Something tells me TBL probably won’t be investing in developing an actual iPhone app.
Though I’m sure we’d all settle for what I think they call a mobile site.
Outsource that shit. Boom: $2k spent and everyone’s happy.
That slacker The Big Deal needs to be right-sized
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:21 AM
You missed a neat little reveal in this week’s ep
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:21 AM
I really didn’t want to get in a Crosby argument this morning, but that guy can go screw.
Go Cavs.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:21 AM
My wife and I like Raising Hope, and I’ll watch Hawaii Five-0 if the MNF games sucks, but it’s not anything spectacular at all.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:22 AM
serious?
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:22 AM
I like the fake blonde with the wig. It has to be a wig right? She was in lingerie one episode
That chick has the worst bangs of anybody I’ve ever seen. I can’t figure out why her hair seems to be greenish blonde.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:22 AM
Um…we’ve had 1.5 seasons of Vampire Diaries and counting, people!
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:22 AM
Thomas played out of his mind last night.
And I co-sign the “Crosby is a dirty player” observation, which wouldn’t be so annoying if he wasn’t put out there as the league golden child. As a Flyers fan, I must hate Crosby (just because) but only a fool would refuse to admire the guy’s competitiveness.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:23 AM
You are using way to much present day logic here. Logic goes out the window in that world, it’s all emotion.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:23 AM
as far as cleanliness goes (if that is the concern)the farm raised are much cleaner. but damn if you can ever find somewhere that has catfish straight from the river…holy shit is it tasty.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:23 AM
that baby girl is so cute. it almost makes me want one. almost
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:23 AM
Because they have a shitload of money, and FIFA may be the most corrupt governing body of any sport.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:24 AM
You missed a neat little reveal in this week’s ep
But I’ve saved 3 or 4 hours of my life. I’ll take the trade. I almost never quit shows, but after the one where the didn’t find out that the entrenched baddie was a mole because somebody switched the samples, I just gave up. That show was grading out at a steady F each week.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:24 AM
Go Cavs.
go cavs indeed, but i’m not holding my breath. its gonna be ugly.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:24 AM
Just remember, you get what you pay for.
/kicks payaso in the shin
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:25 AM
Oh I definately could. I would rather see him dead as a human than alive as a zombie. Does that sound weird?
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:25 AM
Yes, he has an edge and the play in question was borderline. However, the label of being ‘dirty’ is undeserved. I’ve seen dirty players (Ulf Samuellson, Bryan Marchment, Darius Kasparitis, Dino Bitcharelli, etc…) and Crosby doesn’t fit. Even Ovie, who has way more stamps on his borderline dirty play card, is more reckless than he is dirty.
He’s a good goalie but he’s not exactly technically sound. If I were the Bruins, I’d be looking for trade partners while he’s hot.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:25 AM
Bawssmane gets it, and he has Destro as his avatar.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:26 AM
I don’t think Cleet or anyone else would have had any issues with that scene had it been well written or acted. The most cliched or predictable crap can look/sound good if it’s presented right.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:26 AM
I thought it was his step-granddaughter. Who he happened to be banging.
http://bumpshack.com/2010/01/11/morgan-freeman-step-granddaughter-e%E2%80%99dena-hines-to-have-a-baby/
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:26 AM
Any time I hear the word “relaunch” associated with a show in it’s first season, I don’t regret giving up on it.
If I want to watch a bad ass show, I’ll pop in a DVD of LOST.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:27 AM
Heat are going to be tired. they spend a lot of energy trying last night to blow out the lowly Pistons in front of 12000 fans. I’m not sure of the current line, but I will be putting my coins on Cavs +points and maybe a flyer on the ML if it is favorable enough.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:27 AM
There are at least two major (free) toolsets for mobilizing a WordPress site. I’m sure there are many considerations that go beyond the technical, but you certainly wouldn’t need a fleet of SE’s to make it happen.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:27 AM
Hey TF, I get to go watch my 2 youngest (2 and 5) perform 2 hours worth of Christmas songs tonight while the Cavs/Heat game is on. So worth it.
/What did we decide we were going to use as a sarcasm font?
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:28 AM
Guy on my floor freshman year had to drop out of school and move back home because he’d knocked up his stepsister over winter break. Unfortunate.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:28 AM
I catch them in the spring when I’m rock fishing…give them away b/c neither my dad nor I want to clean those primordial motherfuckers.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:29 AM
I agree. And if the Flyers didn’t have Bobrovsky playing so well (with Leighton and/or Boucher as veteran backups), I think the Flyers would have been a good trade partner.
What about the Caps?
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:29 AM
I’m hoping fans in Ottawa make it rain on Dany Heatley tonight.
/with batteries
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:29 AM
No. In zombie world, emotion gets you killed. Just like in the non-zombie world, you have to deal in reality or someone is going to get hurt.
And 10 minutes shorter.
No, it sounds like common sense and a good way to survive.
/welcomes gg into our survival caravan
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:29 AM
haha great
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:29 AM
it computes.
in the graphic novel jim is bitten and chooses to become a zombie so that he might see his family again. they leave him at the camp site. it’s pretty straight forward and begs the question: if it’s his choice, who are we to argue, and who are we to say he won’t find his family. in the show they already laid it out that there is something basic, with morgan’s wife from the pilot, being able to find the home she died in.
in the show, i wasn’t crazy about how they showed his getting sicker and sicker, that’s the only thing i didn’t like so much, i think they dragged that out a bit. it still asks the same question as the graphic novel does, however.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:29 AM
Yall are TV snobs. Walking Dead is fun, dont overthink it.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:29 AM
Team Hickson
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:29 AM
$2k can buy a lot of canned food and ammo, and when the US goes all Mad Max, what are you doing to want more, a mobile site or Campbell Tomato Soup?
/,
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:29 AM
Indeed. My biggest problem with the show is the overacting. The main character talks — all the time — like a wimpier, southern Clint Eastwood. It’s really annoying, and I don’t think you could convince me that he’s not trying to sound like that.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:30 AM
serious?
yep, 2 years ago and he was married
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:30 AM
Sanders….our source for scandalous stories.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:30 AM
any of the new shows on the networks stick with anyone?
I said it before on here, and I think it’s the 2nd season but I just found it this year, but The Middle on ABC (Wed @ 8) is hilarious
/if you have kids
//so, forget what I just said
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:31 AM
I will say the guy who plays the typical old, wise guy does a nice job. Very likable.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:31 AM
wtf?
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:31 AM
Agree. I’d be on the horn with Doug Gilmour.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:31 AM
I’ll agree since I don’t know much about FIFA, but my guess is that the SEC isn’t far behind.
war eagle.
/barfs
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:31 AM
Unexpected & Hellcats are appointment television.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:31 AM
I catch them in the spring when I’m rock fishing…give them away b/c neither my dad nor I want to clean those primordial motherfuckers.
when I was a kid I found a live catfish in a canal that somebody had cut the filets off of. It couldn’t move much, but they didn’t kill it, despite removing nearly every bit of meat from it.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:32 AM
World Cup bid decisions to come out in 30 minutes. USA bidding for 2022, and one of the leading candidates, if you were unaware.
Here’s a live blog of everything.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:32 AM
I got that beat. Next Wed my son (7 months) is “performing” in the Holiday Play for his daycare. Supposedly, they give the infants a string of bells to ring. This starts at 7pm, which is right about when he typically goes to bed. Fun times.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:32 AM
I agree with Spencer. Negative reaction builds your SEO. Well-played, TBL.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:32 AM
Ok, when zombiepocalypse really hits, everyone will think things through and every decision made will be completely sensical. Really.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:33 AM
Life Unexpected is nearing the end of its run. I really hope it doesn’t end with a courtroom plot. Would be funny to see the teacher get pinched, though. Guy looks like a bleached extra from Planet of the Apes.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:33 AM
That’s the biggest problem though, it’s not fun and I don’t think it’s trying to be either. The problem is that the show is trying for moments of innocence and poignancy while a redneck is driving a pick-axe through a dead zombie’s skull. I don’t think the juxtaposition is working.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:33 AM
They fired the entire writing staff the other day, so something is going on behind the scenes it sounds like.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:33 AM
i have inquired. There is a meeting next week about it (among other things).
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:33 AM
yeah, cleaning them sucks, especially if you aren’t filleting them. there is a place in De Witt, AR that has river caught catfish on occasion, but you have to be there at the right time. people drive for miles to get that stuff.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:34 AM
jpq 8 next to ) makes a smiley face like this 8)
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:34 AM
The B’s have to be shopping Thomas, the issue is his $5M cap hit and the fact that Boston is looking to shed salary. No one is taking on his ticket unless they give up similar dollars.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:34 AM
Clearly, I haven’t read in comments because I see a mention of FIFA a few comments up.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:34 AM
I feel you St. Bear.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:34 AM
I’m not, but it has to make sense. Zombieland I could sit there and enjoy it, this is too stupid.
I am one to argue because I am still a regular human and don’t want Jim to eat me down the road. And what happens if he finds his family. They can all stand around with their eyes rolled back and their guts hanging out. Retarded. He’s much better trying to see them in the afterlife.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:35 AM
WTF is wrong with you?
/fetch’d
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:35 AM
Looks as if it is Heat -5.5. I hope/think Cleveland can keep it close, but I don’t know if they can keep it that close.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:35 AM
I don’t think it knows what it wants to be. You’re either trying for stark and deadly serious apocalypse stuff (think Children of Men) or gallows humor and over-the-top goodness (think Zombieland). Instead, it’s out there in the ether headless.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:35 AM
Taylor Swift is an attention whore. She is pretending to be Jake Gyllenhall’s beard.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:35 AM
I thought it was his step-granddaughter. Who he happened to be banging.
If only Freeman, Roman Polanski & Woody Allen were priests. Then we would be able to condemn them for the pigs that they are
/Husker & 75% of the rest of you
//I have a meeting to attend
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:36 AM
Yall are TV snobs. Walking Dead is fun, dont overthink it.
that’s just it. It isn’t fun. It should be fun. They have made no attempt to make it fun. They’ve concentrated on trying to gross people out (impossible) and they just keep doing predictable zombie crap. That thing with the sisters was way too transparent to take 20 minutes of TV up.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:36 AM
i had heard that frank darabont had to re-write almost every episode the writing staff had turned in. it worries me, but if he had to do most of the work himself then it’s probably for the better.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:36 AM
I just get truly freaked out by zombies. No lie. I also watch Supernatural and none of that stuff bothers me like zombies do. Weird.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:36 AM
Guy on my floor freshman year had to drop out of school and move back home because he’d knocked up his stepsister over winter break. Unfortunate.
Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:36 AM
(among other things)
Nas- Big Things TBL anthem
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:37 AM
Uh-oh.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:37 AM
You know what part was great? When that woman got to take out all her frustrations on her abusive husband by bludgeoning his head. Good stuff.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:37 AM
No, everyone won’t, but the smart people who think quickly and in terms of survival will make it through the initial zombification. Others will get lost in the tide of panic. Like when TBL is in his bunker with his gold bricks and stockpiled food only to let a bitten Mark Sanchez in and eventually meet his doom because he can’t pull the trigger.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:37 AM
Exactly right.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:37 AM
There is a meeting next week about it (among other things).
I authorize you to deliver my proxy vote.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:37 AM
I think this deserves one of these
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:38 AM
BBoB’s wrongful termination suit made it to court, eh?
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:38 AM
jpq 8 next to ) makes a smiley face like this 8)
@JHS: Thx. Don’t know 99% of the emoticon codes. Also, I just couldn’t figure out how it got there in the first place
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:39 AM
Not sure they have the room for Thomas’ $5m salary without moving useful pieces. Also not sure they’d be willing to give up one of their young goalies in the deal considering Thomas is relatively old (36)
It’s a toss up as to whether I hate Sens fans or Heatley more. However, I’d suggest that a fanbase that is routinely drowned out by the fans of visiting teams probably doesn’t have the kind of hate you’re looking for in them.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:39 AM
You know what part was great? When that woman got to take out all her frustrations on her abusive husband by bludgeoning his head. Good stuff.
yeah, what would have been better was if she got zombie juice in her eye, and then zombied out because violence is a 2 way street.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:39 AM
+ 8 embedded youtube videos
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:39 AM
I picture the bookish, extremely nice Gee casually picking up the phone, calling an associate, and saying the following words, “The writer kid. You know what to do. Yes, if I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times, nobody will look for them on the bottom of Mirror Lake.”.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:39 AM
Did the ‘rents pull the college funding? Because otherwise I don’t understand the decision. Finish up that semester, at least.
/not sure why I decided I should comment on this
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:39 AM
I was lead to beleive that he was offed.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:40 AM
So we’re just never going to find out what Bulldog asked TBL huh?
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:40 AM
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:41 AM
Not sure. Didn’t know him well, never saw him again. One of those people who’s just there one day and gone the next. I knew a lot of those freshman year who I didn’t see sophomore year.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:41 AM
Good game last night. Did NOT think Irving was that good. Summers needs a kick in the ass or something, it looks like he just doesn’t give a shit about losing.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:42 AM
That was fantastic.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:42 AM
right. if this happened in real life, the first thing i do is go to my in laws house, get his awesomely accurate and lightweight shotguns and pistols, then i head to a relatively secluded area in an SUV i stole from a car dealer on the way. i won’t let anything stop me from keeping my family safe.
however in this show, they are beginning to ask the question of what separates us from the zombies? when do people lose their humanity in their fight for survival?
think of “the road” and how the man keeps telling his son he needs to carry the light (or something) that represents humanity in a world devoid of all humanity.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:43 AM
So we’re just never going to find out what Bulldog asked TBL huh?
I wonder if it was about which 5 at large teams TBL’s 16 team, 11 guaranteed spot playoff would pick this year, and what to do about who got left out.
I tried to do this yesterday and had trouble narrowing it down from probably 12.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:43 AM
this damn turkey in our backyard has decided to stay. its badass looking, but i guess its time to call animal control.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:43 AM
Anyone watch Inside the NFL last night? There was a segment where Phil Simms listed cliches that announcers/pregame analysts spout that upset him. As far as great moments in hypocrisy goes, it was up there – and terrific.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:43 AM
Then you didn’t watch the game. He was pretty effin’ good last night. Agree with you on Summers though. He needs to get himself more involved. Valiant effort by the Sparty’s. In the end, too many turnovers to overcome. They need to be way more careful with the ball.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:43 AM
Two things…first, what Woody and Morgan did was legal, if very disgusting, and second, all both have been called out on it all the time.
But hey, let’s compare bedding young but legal step children to molesting young boys…totally the same thing.
As for Polanski…I’m pretty sure most people outside the morons in Hollywood think he deserves more than what he got, but blame France.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:44 AM
walking dead isn’t bad, i just think it’s a victim of people wanting it to be a lot more than it is.
/sorry if someone said this up top…ive been working and don’t wanna read back thru
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:44 AM
I never know what to think of darabont. His first two movies were really good, but then after that he has been extremely blah. He probably hates George Lucas though, so that’s a plus for him.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:44 AM
When they start killing non-infected humans. Not when they kill people who are doomed to be zombies.
Very noble, but the father also kills people in order for his son to survive and carry that “light”.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:44 AM
Not sure what I’m more excited for. The eventual shit talking that’s going to take place between Garland ad Geez today or all you can eat sushi tonight.
I’m team underdog for sports tonight. Go Oilers.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:45 AM
“[Bzzzzz]
CRM, could you step into Conference Room B, for a quick sec? Oh, and bring your badge. We, uh…we have a new one for you.”
[CRM enters]
“Glad you could make it. I’d like you to meet Bob and Bob of BigLeadSports.”
/long, lame, and unfunny’d
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:45 AM
The Walking Dead has just been okay. Some of the characters and actors are way to over the top and retarded. Also that bitch looks too much like a poor mans kate bosworth. It bothers me.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:45 AM
Sorry, coop. I thought you only dev’d Symbian and Palm apps.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:46 AM
i keep wnating to check this show out but never remember to do it…thankfully some shows returning (Justified) and Lights Out in Jan will have my attention
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:47 AM
Haven’t watched this show in years. Used to watch it every Saturday morning when I was a kid. You know, before everything was beat in to the ground
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:47 AM
And Archer!!!
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:47 AM
Like I said… Sharks. It makes so much sense.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:47 AM
It’s on AMC, which has a great recent track record, we’ve been seeing extremely well done promos for it for months and it’s about zombies, not vampires, so it’s a different monster. It’s totally a victim of its own expectations.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:48 AM
I have to take my Senior picture for graduation tonight, but I may actually never graduate college. Ironic.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:48 AM
And if you kill someone who was bitten, then soon find out a vaccine has been created? How shitty do you feel? Thats why Rick was hesitant.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:48 AM
Menarky, I remember you mentioning that yesterday, so it’s a wild turkey? that is crazy, normally those things are sketchy as hell. pretty cool actually. is it a tom?
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:48 AM
Amen.
The only choice that should have mattered would have been whether they let him die of the fever first before deactivating his brains, or whether he wanted them to do it before the fever got him if he couldn’t take the pain anymore. Anything else just makes the world a little more zombified than it otherwise has to be.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:48 AM
Looks as if it is Heat -5.5. I hope/think Cleveland can keep it close, but I don’t know if they can keep it that close.
they can’t keep it close. the only thing we can hope for tonight is that Joey Graham may be dumb enough to take a swing at Lebron.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:48 AM
Favortie roll?
I watched literally 2 minutes of this show last night. All I could think of was, ‘I thought they cancelled 24?’
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:48 AM
I’m most excited for the big reveal that is Bulldog’s question…hopefully it gets its own post
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:48 AM
Also that bitch looks too much like a poor mans kate bosworth. It bothers me.
She needs to either bathe or change clothes. She does look like Kate Bosworth, only about 6 feet tall.
as for Human Target, it’s total escapism. Last season they literally had a Fall Guy homage episode.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:49 AM
It’s a toss up as to whether I hate Sens fans or Heatley more. However, I’d suggest that a fanbase that is routinely drowned out by the fans of visiting teams probably doesn’t have the kind of hate you’re looking for in them.
I think we’ll see a little more venom from the Sens faithful than we are used to. The $4M cheque from Melnyk he cashed right before being traded along with bending Bryan Murray over a barrel will work up a little vitriol.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:49 AM
Disagree. If the acting was bad but the writing was good and made sense in zombie terms it would be like a Stephen King miniseries/movie event that you could enjoy. See: Langoliers. Instead it just blows in both categories.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:49 AM
Ha!!
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:49 AM
Me too. Kid across the hall from me put tacks in the bottoms of his roommates shoes in such a way that when the kid put them on and put his weight down, they pierced him. That was an interesting way to get kicked out of school, I thought.
Our floors’ pot dealer left one weekend and returned several months later to get all his stuff. He said he had “just been” in Toronto.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:49 AM
Did you perchance switch brains with SC? Because only he could make such a moronic statement with a straight face. Irving destroyed Michigan State last night.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:50 AM
Geez and I are Canadian. I’m sure the banter will be civil and high-minded.
As for the Oilers being an underdog, I guess you’ve never seen the Leafs play. Always remember, a bad Western conference team is probably better than a bad Eastern conference team with about the same amount of points.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:50 AM
Eh, I enjoy the NFL Films footage and the miked up segments. Hearing Belichick miked up for Pats/Colts last week was pretty great. Or seeing him jotting things down during a play, gameplanning. It’s always nice to see your coach doing something and not looking like someone who may eat your flesh any moment.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:51 AM
TK, I didn’t think he was that good, until I watched the game last night. He’s a stud.
I’m sick of MSU having one player (or just a couple) be awesome one night and the rest of the team playing like shit. We need to bring it all together if we’re gonna get back to the F4.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:52 AM
not thinking thanksgiving next year? i say catch it, fatten it up, then feast.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:52 AM
I don’t see why they can’t keep it close. heat just played last night in Miami, had to travel to C-land and now have to play in front of a crowd that wants Lebron’s head on a stick. not to mention the fact the heat have been lousy on the road (2-5 record).
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:52 AM
Is this a joke about Caldwell or Dungy. I’m guessing Caldwell because Dungy looks more like he is about to perform an anal probe on humans.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:52 AM
The eventual shit talking that’s going to take place between Garland ad Geez today or all you can eat sushi tonight.
When your teams are 27th and 28th in a 30 team league it really puts a damper on the shit talking. Oil already have 4 of a possible 6 points on the eastern swing, so I’m satisfied.
With that said, fuck the Leafs as a staff, a team, and as a mother fucking crew. And if you want to be down with the Leafs, then fuck you too.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:53 AM
They’re in a fucking rock quarry in the middle of nowhere. Not like it’s jumping the gun before the calvary arrives. (The end of The Mist, now that’s jumping the gun). Using logic, Rick knows from that black dude he met that it’s only a matter of time before the fever takes him and he becomes undead. And if some magic fairy swoops in with a cure I don’t feel bad because I made the logical choice in the best interest of humanity at the time.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:54 AM
not thinking thanksgiving next year? i say catch it, fatten it up, then feast
of course leaving out what an incredible pain in the ass it is to go from life turkey to killed/gutted/plucked turkey. It’s grosser than gross.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:54 AM
What happens to al the zombies when they run out of people to eat? Do they turn on each other?
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:54 AM
that’s called Patriots Porn.
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/patriots-porn/
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:55 AM
Oh…might have worded that a little better.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:55 AM
this is great
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:55 AM
puppies. then they eat puppies.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:56 AM
Yea I think she is probably like 5-9 but she looks really tall because she got too skinny. She was the girl on Prison Break and it took me forever to figure that one out.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:56 AM
…..And were planning a trip to the CDC
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:56 AM
two words: Turkey Louse
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:56 AM
We covered this last week, forget which thread.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:56 AM
I don’t see why they can’t keep it close. heat just played last night in Miami, had to travel to C-land and now have to play in front of a crowd that wants Lebron’s head on a stick. not to mention the fact the heat have been lousy on the road (2-5 record).
they have absolutely no one who can D up the 3 on any team, let alone the best 3 in the league. so who is going to stop Lebron? Joey Graham? Jamario Moon? Anthony Parker? what happens when the cavs use Mo Williams/Boobie Gibson/Ramon Sessions at the 1 and 2 tonight? none of those guys will stop D Wade. and when Varajao sits, the Cavs interior D is just as bad at the Heat.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:56 AM
Bunch of S&M, fetish loving freaks in Foxboro.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:57 AM
I don’t understand how there are so many partially eaten people in Atlanta. You’d think a horde of zombies would be able to finish off a person or two.
And how do zombies digest brains anyway? Anaerobically?
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:57 AM
I fail to see what the incredible pain is. The Official Saints Cookbook says one only needs a shovel and a carving knife.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:57 AM
By the way, where is NDub to tell Cleet to stop watching if he doesn’t like it, or am I the only one who gets that from NDub? Is that our special bond?
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:58 AM
The Official Saints Cookbook says one only needs a shovel and a carving knife.
you left out the 38 beers from step 1.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:58 AM
YES!
Dec 17th I’m sure Vlad, JHS and I will have similar discussion.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:59 AM
Yes, which was certain to succeed by the way and having an infected person in the back of the camper in the caravan was a delightful plan. They are lucky Jim didn’t get them all killed.
December 2nd, 2010 at 9:59 AM
I’m guessing you picked these lyrics up from the country remix of the original song? Did it have a bitching banjo solo? Or was it covered by Nickelback?
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:00 AM
You should see the special teams thing Geez sent me on the Oilers yesterday. Yikes. That is a dysfunctional unit in Edmonton.
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:00 AM
I think it just passes right through them.
/not confirmed by me
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:00 AM
And how do zombies digest brains anyway? Anaerobically?
My guess is that unless the Zombie is making active use of it’s mucous membranes then the gastric acid in the stomach would eventually dissolve flesh and the zombies own lower organs and, ummmm, leak out.
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:01 AM
Gotcha.
Yeah, would’ve been nice if Lucas did something last night. That was Sherman’s best game since setting foot on campus though. Played with a lot of confidence.
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:01 AM
this damn turkey in our backyard has decided to stay. its badass looking, but i guess its time to call animal control.
a “cold front” dropped the overnight temp to about 57 last night. About 3:30 AM, I heard one of those fucking raccoons scratching at out soffit, trying to get into our attic to get warm. I looked outside, and saw two more on the neighbors trash can, trying to get the lid off and eat dinner.
If I could, I would kill every one of them on the face of the Earth
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:01 AM
I’m guessing you picked these lyrics up from the country remix of the original song? Did it have a bitching banjo solo? Or was it covered by Nickelback?
I forgot the /Jersey’d tag.
Like I said, it’s hard to shit talk when your own team has been doing an impression of the Islanders for the last 3 years.
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:03 AM
I liked Human Target last season. Not sure about all the changes they’ve made so far.
And Walking Dead is awesome. It’s easy to say we would act in a certain way. Fact is we all know the people who would be acting like idiots regardless of the situation.
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:03 AM
I realize I’m watching a fictional show about zombies but I find it incredibly hard to believe that only ONE PERSON is alive inside the CDC. If there was some sort of crazy virus that turns people into zombies, and if the CDC does in fact have barriers like the ones on the show, then there sure as fuck would be more than one asshole (with an ample supply of booze, by the way) living inside and working on finding a cure.
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:03 AM
What the fuck man. All I said was that Rick was hesitant to kill a person who had just got bitten because he didnt want to later find out the CDC had gotten the vaccine, I didnt say it was a brilliant, sound, absolutely infallible plan. Once again, it’s about emotion and whether you are willing to kill another human before they are actually a zombie. Whether you think you would absolutely be able to do so has nothing to do it.
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:03 AM
Ha I missed that. Well done.
/high fives Zeus, again!
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:04 AM
tallguy, cut me a break. I drank a ton last night, I was pissed. I saw Irving in a few games but wasn’t paying too much attention.
He’s good. That’s all.
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:05 AM
Senator, you liking the new J.Cole?
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:05 AM
YES THIS A MILLION TIMES THIS
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:05 AM
OSU > MSU
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:06 AM
Me: So, is the zombie show worth watching?
Everyone who bitches about it: Yeah, absolutely.
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:06 AM
THis I agree with. I’m gonna have to hear a good explanation of ths.
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:06 AM
And all I’m saying is that it was a bad decision. I don’t mind trying improbably courses of action but when it puts your entire caravan at risk then it is open to criticism.
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:06 AM
Zombie v Vampire v Goblin… 3 way handicap match.
Who wins?
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:06 AM
What I would give for the Leafs to only have sucked for the last 3 years.
I guess we’ll just have to resort to the usual “Easterners are pussies”/”Westerners are inbred hicks” banter.
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:07 AM
The FNL mixtape? Or something newer?
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:07 AM
Spencer, how much is Sullinger getting paid this year?
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:07 AM
Friday Night Lights.
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:08 AM
I don’t hate the show but I do find some parts annoying. However, the invention of the DVR makes it possible for me to fast forward through the these parts get right to the action. Plus it’s different than anything else out there.
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:09 AM
Fire. He went IN on the song with Pusha and Kanye.
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:09 AM
Like I said, I stuck with it hoping it would get better and pick up the pace and now I have to see how it ends.
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:09 AM
We all know this. That’s the point of the show at this point. People making decisions, seeing what works, getting smarter. You were complaining like you found it unbelievable that people would make decisions that are not completely rational. I find it completely believable.
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:10 AM
Vampires
Eric Northman would destroy a fucking platoon of zombies without breaking a sweat.
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:10 AM
Terriers > Walking Dead
The season finale was exceptional last night. I just hope it doesn’t end up being the series finale. Even if it ends up that way, it would of been an appropriate ending.
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:11 AM
Menarky, I remember you mentioning that yesterday, so it’s a wild turkey? that is crazy, normally those things are sketchy as hell. pretty cool actually. is it a tom?
it is a tom. i have a bird dog, and she goes nuts when she sees the turkey and i am pretty sure that turkey could do some damage. but it is pretty neat having it hanging around.
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:11 AM
Spencer, how much is Sullinger getting paid this year?
his education is priceless.
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:11 AM
Am I crazy or has there been no World Cup post? Seems odd.
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:11 AM
you know, i honestly believe he’s legit. from c-bus, brother went to OSU…if it were oden or conley, id say A LOT, but not in this case.
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:11 AM
Yes, there would be people acting like idiots but these are seemingly rational people discussing courses of action and making dumb moves and breaking all sorts of zombie code in doing so. That is worth criticism. I’m telling you Darrell is the only guy who has his head on right.
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:11 AM
What I would give for the Leafs to only have sucked for the last 3 years.
I only went back 3 years cause 2006 was a complete fluke. Realistically I could go back to the early 90′s. Still, I get your point.
I guess we’ll just have to resort to the usual “Easterners are pussies”/”Westerners are inbred hicks” banter.
I’m sure once I get a couple emails from local Leafs fans my blood will be sufficiently boiled to partake in much more intellectual trash talk.
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:12 AM
I think they drove straight.
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:12 AM
It’s on repeat right now. You listen to Curren$y and Wiz?
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:12 AM
Also Walking Dead is the worst written show on cable and that includes Blue Mountain State.
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:12 AM
The Vampire is taking out the Zombie within 5 seconds and then recruiting the Goblin as his henchman.
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:13 AM
None that I’ve seen. I’m hearing Qatar made a strong final push though, which would suck. A lot.
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:13 AM
It’s Iberia and Qatar.
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:14 AM
For Fios is Terriers anywhere on demand? I looked for it to catch up on the past episodes and couldn’t find it.
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:15 AM
Sanders – What did you think of SOA finale? That was surprisingly good and has bought itself several episodes on my DVR next season.
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:15 AM
Because BigLeadSports hates soccer.
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:15 AM
Zombie v Vampire v Goblin… 3 way handicap match.
Does the Vampire know that the Zombie’s flesh is infected? Does the zombie infection affect the Vampire in any way? Substitute werewolf for goblin.
So many issues to be clarified before a response can be provided.
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:15 AM
nothing on the NSFW Gisele pics? not worth the click?
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:15 AM
It depends what kind of zombie/vampire/goblin we are talking about.
Zombie could be walking dead slow ass walker or crazy fast zombie like resident evil.
Vampire could mean wimpy immortal or freak with crazy powers.
Goblin could be little meek thing or crazy LOTR armor plated creature.
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:16 AM
the dude probably killed his buddies to get a good brain sample for tests. he’ll probably try to nab a few of the main character’s too, and they will escape out of there.
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:16 AM
Ya, me too.
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:17 AM
Is this true!?
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:19 AM
If this is true, hockey must have raped BigLeadSports’ mother.
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:19 AM
England eliminated in first round of voting. WHHAAAAA WHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:19 AM
I’m beginning to think so. No Onion Bag in a while. Some pretty interesting things going on. Just a blurb in the round up about the massacre that was Monday afternoon. Oh well.
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:19 AM
That’s another thing that pissed me off. I’m not a CDC/biology lab expert but I know for a fact the lab is set up to prevent you from knocking shit over with the air tube. The tubes are hung from the ceiling so you can move around the lab freely. Well, as freely as you can while wearing a hazmat suit.
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:20 AM
Pretty weak pics.
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:20 AM
nothing on the NSFW Gisele pics? not worth the click?
I clicked it. Her boob hangs nicely, but she’s not very curvy. She’s changing clothes in a car, so the images are kinda sketchy. And she pretty much has a skinny man ass.
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:20 AM
Call me crazy I just think it’s a TAD hackish for an alleged big sports blog to ignore a story like this.
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:20 AM
Key words: “at this point”.
The thing about that situation is that it’s one where successive, emotion-driven bad decisions ought to rationally and naturally come with a higher price in lives to be paid. I’m not familiar with the graphic novels so I don’t really know what to expect later on, but if these folks don’t smarten up some and still keep getting away with it to breathe another day, they’re going to lose me.
I’m already suspending disbelief enough to accept the premise of zombies as a starting point, but I can only go so far. heh
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:21 AM
You know that from watching Outbreak don’t you.
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:21 AM
Wow. Wtf?
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:22 AM
Same. I think they spent way too much time this season in Ireland playing “Where’s my baby?” and then had to rush the last couple episodes to tie up the storylines. Given that, they did a great job bringing closure to everything and the finale montage was great, if a bit too “hey, it’s Shakespeare!” in some stretches. But I liked it and it has rekindled my interest in the show, which was near zero at some points this year.
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:23 AM
Call me crazy I just think it’s a TAD hackish for an alleged big sports blog to ignore a story like this.
you’re crazy
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:23 AM
England had no chance. All the corruption whistleblower stories came out of England, cost them the vote.
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:23 AM
This got me thinking. Can a Monkey or even better a Gorilla be infected by a Zombie. That shit would be awesome.
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:23 AM
I’m very close to bitching to TBL about this. Even Duffy hinted to me on twitter that he’s not writing much soccer for TBL these days, which is pretty sad.
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:23 AM
damn I miss Razorback basketball when it was good.
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:23 AM
2022 down to us and Qatar according to Al Jazeera. Qatar has to get it.
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:24 AM
they’re going to lose me.
they kept daring you to stay this long, with their “too intense” warning, and also having the first season be 6 episodes. Nobody who watched the first 4 was quitting when there was only two left.
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:25 AM
I’m very close to bitching to TBL about this. Even Duffy hinted to me on twitter that he’s not writing much soccer for TBL these days, which is
pretty sadfucking great.go read his blog, or the 500,000 other soccer blogs. WAAAY too much soccer on here for about 6 months. A little soccer is fine, but it was over-emphasized
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:26 AM
Well it’s the announcement for the next two World Cup hosts, it’s a pretty big story and not actually about any games.
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:27 AM
go read his blog, or the 500,000 other soccer blogs. WAAAY too much soccer on here for about 6 months. A little soccer is fine, but it was over-emphasized
that was a pretty big tournament in the deadest month for sports anywhere. I can’t figure out why people don’t just embrace soccer as something to do when it’s dead.
You don’t have to watch soccer instead of anything. Just use it to fill gaps.
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:27 AM
I still think it is pretty insane that the WC ahs been around for 80 years and that they’ve hosted it ONCE, and that it might be another 20 before they do again.
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:28 AM
True. For this season, that applies to me for sure. As far as multiseason addiction viewing goes, though, that might be a different story. I could still see myself getting annoyed and bailing later on.
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:28 AM
Hear, hear
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:28 AM
Well it’s the announcement for the next two World Cup hosts, it’s a pretty big story and not actually about any games.
Mole, the important part is really the answers, not so much the buildup. Honestly, in an hour it will be news. Now it’s just waiting.
Just like the stupid Cam Newton thing. Way too much coverage, and way too much us being told how important the story was, only yesterday, we got actual news, and now it’s not news anymore, and none of it was.
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:28 AM
Well it’s the announcement for the next two World Cup hosts, it’s a pretty big story and not actually about any games.
wouldn’t you wait to have a post announcing who the host countries are? Otherwise, you end of having two posts
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:28 AM
Fuck both of you.
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:29 AM
Funny, I really liked the book Outbreak. But no, I’m a biology major and we discussed the CDC in one of my bacterial biology classes.
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:29 AM
Uh that was supposed to have “iberia and qatar” in it.
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:29 AM
dirt & I get it
/eat shit, Rollo!
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:30 AM
There was no Outbreak book. It was loosely based on some things in The Hot Zone.
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:30 AM
There is a good amount of soccer fans here. TBL is a casual fan. He has a pretty good writer. We’re not asking for coverage of every league, every player, and every story.. but there have been some pretty big things going on that went uncovered. And the US potentially getting a bid to host another WC is a pretty big story.
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:32 AM
As opposed to the fifty million Favre posts. Or the fifty million Cam Newton posts. Or the fifty million LeBron posts. Duffy or TBL could even (gasp!) throw an update in the post and not have more than 1.
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:33 AM
I hear you. But there are probably as many or almost as many people who would like to see hockey coverage as who would like to see soccer coverage. As someone who has no interest in either but would like to see everyone happy, I say both should get equal coverage, but I don’t see the bottom line numbers to know what kind of fiscal sense that makes. I’m just speaking out of my anus.
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:34 AM
False. Outbreak by Robin Cook.
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:34 AM
Listen all I’m asking for is some coverage of news of the biggest sporting event in the world. This is a sports blog. If you see a problem with that, you’re probably a HUGE NBA fan.
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:35 AM
TBL is a casual fan.
of sports. He was a fan of soccer coverage this summer, and soccer games. He’s a world cup fan.
How about a post on how Atletico Madrid lost yesterday to some piece of shit team in Europa League contributing to my frustrated, fatalistic tailspin on cent sports?
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:35 AM
Oh that one. There’s no connection between the book and the movie, thought that’s what you were saying. They used Hot Zone, not that one.
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:35 AM
Are you also not using your biology degree like me?
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:36 AM
Yea. I also really liked the Opie scene. That guy is awesome. Whatever they do next season they have to give Opie some more camera time.
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:37 AM
You going to drop down to double digits?
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:37 AM
I noticed you left out the gazillion posts about the inevitable future superbowl champions to make your point. Can’t have it both ways.
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:37 AM
RUSSIA!
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:37 AM
Listen all I’m asking for is some coverage of news of the biggest sporting event in the world. This is a sports blog.
you’re asking for coverage of the announcement of locations of the biggest sporting event in the world, locations that don’t come into play here at all unless the US is one of them, and even then probably wont’ involve any infrastructure building at all.
And calling this a sports blog is just plain silly.
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:39 AM
Kurt Sutter seems to have a difficult time “servicing” all the characters. He wisely has made the new prospects glorified extras. Maybe next season with story not being split between two continents or having to fill us in on all the Irish backstory mumbo jumbo some of the other SoA members will be brought more to the forefront.
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:40 AM
Weren’t there multiple posts on the Olympic bids this year?
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:41 AM
You going to drop down to double digits?
since saturday night, I’ve lost 130 bucks. I spent 2 weeks trying to get paid from there, but never “qualifying” and this week I qualified every morning, but fell out every night. I needed money and winning bets, and kept losing big stupid bets.
Very frustrating. I’m down to 30 bucks and I really hate playing that game now.
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:43 AM
No… there is some detail about the lab setup at the CDC in the Outbreak book. That’s why I was mentioning it. But I didn’t learn about the CDC from the fictional book.
Yep. Work in telecom. it’s been so long since I’ve done anything biology related I would have to go back to school and take refresher courses to get a biology job.
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:43 AM
But see, I don’t care if there are a million or bazillion posts about those. He could make every other post about hats for all I care. The soccer talk has died down from once in a while to nil lately.
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:44 AM
Weren’t there multiple posts on the Olympic bids this year?
if there were I skipped them, because that sounds stupid. Just like a World Cup Vote Preview Post sounds stupid.
I authorize you to bitch when there’s no onion bag later today indicating the announcements. Not a second before.
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:45 AM
I tried watching soccer… I really did. I got into the USMNT, that’s it. Only for the WC as well (clearly short lived). The other teams I can’t get into, I don’t like the game or it’s pace and the lack of physicality hurts my general interest.
It’s about proximity for me. I don’t have interest in a sport I can’t attend. Not liking the actual game itself or understanding it only hurts that.
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:47 AM
Shitload easier for you to see an MLS game than a Yankees game, chief.
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:47 AM
zombie gorilla vs super croc vs hippo
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:47 AM
Nagonnahappen. Doesn’t mean we won’t talk about it anyways. Both segments.
December 2nd, 2010 at 11:21 AM
buying glasses online is almost as dumb as taking a car test drive online.
February 7th, 2012 at 9:45 AM
Best TBL commenter advice ever.