New England Patriots quarterback and owner of the most glistening mane since the days of Sunday Silence, Tom Brady, has inked a deal to become the face of Uggs. Yes, Uggs.

Primarily known for those boots that chicks wear, Ugg Australia can now add “embarrassed three-time Super Bowl champion and future Hall of Fame quarterback” to their punchy resume, as Brady will be the key component in the company’s drive to sell shoes, outerwear, accessories, and other stuff that professional athletes don’t wear.

“He embodies the stylish casual attitude that is at the foundation of every product we make, and is as much a style icon off the field as he is a playmaker on it,” said Deckers Outdoor Corp. Chairman and CEO Angel Martinez.

Wonderful. Don’t be surprised to see Rex Ryan or Bart Scott stroll out for the pregame warm-up in a pair of white Uggs come this Monday night in Foxboro.

Additionally, the Daily News article regarding Brady appears to have been sent from the future.

Tom Brady is the face of Uggs for men [New York Daily News; Photos via Getty]