Tiger Woods’ Car Accident Anniversary is Coming Up!
Tiger Woods: A year ago Friday, the golfer’s life was forever altered. Boy did we get some mileage out of that story. Remember the Tiger Woods harem post? Good times. Anyway, here are three Tiger reads to “celebrate” the anniversary. [Yahoo, USA Today, CNBC] As for the quote from Tiger’s agent in the CNBC link about the fans being over it, but not the media … I don’t find that to be accurate. People we talk to about Tiger really want to know if he nailed a menstruating Perkins waitress in a parking lot.

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- Peyton Manning Loves Football So Much He’ll Even Play Pass Rusher

- ButtersBC on Roundup: Ryan Mattheus Broke His Hand Punching a Locker, Spiderman Plays Basketball with Kids & Man Nearly Killed by Bull in Costa Rica
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- chicago on Jim Boeheim: Carmelo Will Never Win a Title with These Knicks Because His Teammates Suck
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November 24th, 2010 at 12:18 PM
What is so stupid is that I remember exactly where I was when it went down. That was the first time that I had a got a live scoop on twitter before it showed up anywhere else.
November 24th, 2010 at 12:18 PM
OK, the whole thing was sad and tawdry and seedy and you fill in the blank, but what’s the big deal about having sex with with a woman who is menstruating. Is that taboo?
November 24th, 2010 at 12:18 PM
who would have thought that a single car accident would turn into what it did?
yes.
November 24th, 2010 at 12:19 PM
Not if you’re a real man.
November 24th, 2010 at 12:20 PM
Is that taboo?
It is when you are this Rich, Famous, and have this waiting at home.
November 24th, 2010 at 12:20 PM
In some countries. I think it is pretty split among the TBL commentary. There are some in the no category and some in the, I think the term coined was “bloody spear” category. I personally don’t mind it, but I’d never go vampiro on a woman.
November 24th, 2010 at 12:20 PM
The thought of it is disgusting. At least to me
…
November 24th, 2010 at 12:20 PM
tiger woods + car accident + medication + extramarital affairs = TBL’s low seven figures.
November 24th, 2010 at 12:20 PM
So do I. Sitting on my ass at my desk at work. Just like I’m doing right now.
November 24th, 2010 at 12:21 PM
This is a perfect post for my music threadjack.
Most underrated 90s band?
My vote goes to The Toadies, with Candlebox getting an honorable mention.
I’ve got another in mind, in case this fizzles out.
November 24th, 2010 at 12:22 PM
Deep Statistical Analysis Tells Everyone They Were Right About What’s Ailing Tiger’s Golf Game: Pay the Playoffs in Dong and Hats
November 24th, 2010 at 12:22 PM
When reports first came out about the accident werent people expecting him to be seriously injured or something? I dont remember, Ive slept since then.
November 24th, 2010 at 12:23 PM
Th day after thanksgiving? Sad, brah. I was at a bar with my buddy, his family, and lots of poker chips redeemable for free alcohol.
November 24th, 2010 at 12:23 PM
This just hit me from the blindside, Chuck Cecil style.
November 24th, 2010 at 12:23 PM
Great series. Part 4 was the best.
November 24th, 2010 at 12:23 PM
The thought of it is disgusting. At least to me
I thought you were in the Marines?
November 24th, 2010 at 12:24 PM
Sorta TJ, but it’s the day before Thanksgiving so what the hell–
Under the “holy shit-really?” category, I saw Russell Crowe on Charlie Rose last weed and he said he is strongly considering doing a Kung Fu flick produced by his good friend Robert Diggs aka The RZA from Wu Tang Clan.
/I’d pay to see it
November 24th, 2010 at 12:25 PM
Bloody gash is a no go for this marine
November 24th, 2010 at 12:26 PM
Hey weeze – what’s the name of the MST3K episode that has the guy that looks like Jean Claude Van Damme and there’s a dinosaur chasing him at one point?
November 24th, 2010 at 12:26 PM
This is blowing my mind right now.
November 24th, 2010 at 12:26 PM
ridley scott will probably end up directing it and will look like gladiator 3.
November 24th, 2010 at 12:27 PM
@Texans
Not sure about Fisher as the HC, I saw Justice’s article suggesting that and I definitely think he could turn the defense around. Come to think of it, what am I talking about, bring him on!
November 24th, 2010 at 12:28 PM
Laserblast?
November 24th, 2010 at 12:28 PM
Ha, I didn’t expect there to be an article on it
November 24th, 2010 at 12:30 PM
Ha, I didn’t expect there to be an article on it
Maybe it was in his blog post on the Chronicle’s website, either way he alluded to it because Adams is backing VY. I wouldn’t be shocked if Kubiak is kept around.
November 24th, 2010 at 12:30 PM
Most underrated 90s band?
Screaming Trees
Not sure about Fisher as the HC
I want Fisher out of the AFC South.
November 24th, 2010 at 12:31 PM
This might be good even without Crowe. I caught some of Crouching Tiger the other day on AMC. Forgot how beautifully done that film was.
November 24th, 2010 at 12:31 PM
nice pick.
November 24th, 2010 at 12:31 PM
Kubiak isn’t leaving unless we go 4-12 IMO
November 24th, 2010 at 12:31 PM
No it’s not that one. There’s a scene where the guy is running through an area filled with boxes. It’s in L.A.
November 24th, 2010 at 12:32 PM
I’ve heard that if Fisher is available, Jerry is snapping him right up.
November 24th, 2010 at 12:33 PM
I’m having a hard time remembering that time…I need a Google search
November 24th, 2010 at 12:33 PM
Richard Justice owes me a coke. But I guess it could be a common thought..
November 24th, 2010 at 12:33 PM
Future War! It’s called Future War.
November 24th, 2010 at 12:34 PM
I’ve heard that if Fisher is available, Jerry is snapping him right up.
From?
November 24th, 2010 at 12:35 PM
Jerry is handcuffed. If Dallas does well with Garrett do they still let him go? I would like to think no.
November 24th, 2010 at 12:35 PM
Cleet yes! I woke up last week at 4am and caught the ending. I remember thinking what a great movie that was. I bought the VHS. And the tea…wait, let me look on my shelf…YES, I still have the container from the Republic of Tea
/Chow Yun Fat FTW
//Also great in “The Replacement Killers”
///Where is Mira Sorvino?
November 24th, 2010 at 12:36 PM
So Fisher would be out from TEN because he clashed with the owner on a personnel decision, namely the QB situation. Who would think he would be a good fit in Dallas?
November 24th, 2010 at 12:36 PM
Faith No More, Hum, Godflesh
That’s “Future War”, one of my favorites! All the jokes about the two big fat guys killed me. “Theres no butter in this coffee.”
November 24th, 2010 at 12:36 PM
Remember the Tiger Woods harem post?
I’d remember better if the comments were still there.
November 24th, 2010 at 12:36 PM
I remember when the crawl showed up on ESPN. It made it seem like he had been injured. We were hanging out watching football.
November 24th, 2010 at 12:37 PM
That is the worst possible way to describe a vagina to me.
November 24th, 2010 at 12:37 PM
I’d say as your trainer, but he was probably still playing with action figures then.
/at least, I hope so for your sake
November 24th, 2010 at 12:37 PM
Fishbone
November 24th, 2010 at 12:37 PM
Friends and coworkers from the area. I have no links or any other connection, but everyone I’ve talked to from there have told me that it would be a pretty slam dunk issue. Thoughts?
November 24th, 2010 at 12:37 PM
So how should Tiger celebrate the anniversary?
November 24th, 2010 at 12:37 PM
Re: The CTHD tea–it’s a Pineapple Ginger Green Tea.
November 24th, 2010 at 12:37 PM
I caught some of Crouching Tiger the other day on AMC. Forgot how beautifully done that film was.
The scene were they are fighting amongst the tree tops is fantastic. I always tune in to catch it when it’s on.
November 24th, 2010 at 12:38 PM
That’s sad.
If it were an ACT question, bloody gash is to vagina, as toilet is to ass.
November 24th, 2010 at 12:38 PM
the hot idea out there now is that interim coaches will be kept until the end of the next season if they at least prove to be competent.
November 24th, 2010 at 12:38 PM
That’s what I countered with. He HAS to keep Garrett if he does well, right? Even though he himself said that he needs to earn the removal of the interim moniker.
November 24th, 2010 at 12:38 PM
Not gonna happen. Gary is doing a great job.
/ownership
November 24th, 2010 at 12:39 PM
Jake Delhomme back in for Colt this week. McCoy with the dreaded high ankle sprain.
November 24th, 2010 at 12:40 PM
Haven’t watched that show in forever. I always remember my favorite being some Zombie movie with Adam West in it. “I’m being stalked by Depeche Mode!”
November 24th, 2010 at 12:40 PM
jesus christ…
November 24th, 2010 at 12:41 PM
But at the same time, hasn’t Bud been as loyal to Fisher (as he should) as an owner can be until this little issue?
November 24th, 2010 at 12:41 PM
He’s “boxed” in! Yeah well I’m card bored.
November 24th, 2010 at 12:42 PM
But Jerrah is +infinity more times insane about that kind of issue than bud is. Fisher wouldn’t enjoy the meddling.
November 24th, 2010 at 12:42 PM
“Zombie Nightmare” with the Eddie Van Halen looking guy. “Honey, cover the nipples, the neighbors have been complaining.”
November 24th, 2010 at 12:45 PM
One of my housemates in college was huuuge into them. Kind of burnt me out on their merits.
November 24th, 2010 at 12:45 PM
Yeah Bud Adams loved to shitcan coaches. I’m shocked he stuck with one this long.
You ever get bored playing dynasty on Madden so you switch teams for a new challenge. That’s how I wish it played out with Fisher. As long as Kubiak is gone of course
November 24th, 2010 at 12:46 PM
People we talk to about Tiger really want to know if he nailed a menstruating Perkins waitress in a parking lot
nice topic to discuss at the dinner table
November 24th, 2010 at 12:46 PM
I’m not disagreeing, for the record. Just trying to point out why it could work. Say what you will, but Jerry will stockpile a good team for a coach who can get them to play well every week.
November 24th, 2010 at 12:48 PM
I hear Jerry will be offering the job to Rex Ryan.
/Not Confirmed by me.
November 24th, 2010 at 12:49 PM
Ugh, the fucking hangover hasn’t gone away yet.
AS Roma just came back down 2-0 in the second half to go up 3-2 in the CL.
November 24th, 2010 at 12:50 PM
It’s really strange that Billick hasn’t gotten a sniff from any teams yet.
November 24th, 2010 at 12:51 PM
I was in a Best Buy when started getting texts about Tiger’s accident. Good times
November 24th, 2010 at 12:52 PM
I was in a Best Buy when started getting texts about Tiger’s accident. Good times
Must be like remembering the first time you saw your wife.
November 24th, 2010 at 12:55 PM
I was eating Swedish fish and chocolate covered pretzels. It was a Magic AIDS announcement moment.
November 24th, 2010 at 12:56 PM
SG, if you liked Future War, you gotta see Space Mutiny, they’re of the same vein, similar flavors of bad but really really funny. Less cardboard, though.
November 24th, 2010 at 1:02 PM
Grinder
November 24th, 2010 at 1:03 PM
Most underrated 90s band?
Color Me Badd
/clown’d