The Roundup: San Diego Chargers Look Super
Taylor Swift … 19 senators who voted to censor the internet … man devastated by death of Bear he fed for years … “Exotic dancer allegedly stabs another dancer” … cat saves woman after house catches fire … to anyone who has to go to an airport today – good luck! … El Paso is the safest American city … because you guys love hats … interactively, fix the budget … faculty member resigns over text messages to student … fantastic read about kids growing up in the digital age … female teacher who was banging student is pregnant … lotto winner has to pay ex-wife who left him 10 years ago? …
Chargers 35, Broncos 14. On overreaction Tuesday, we fully expect many people to proclaim the Chargers – just now getting healthy! – Super Bowl bound. [Union Tribune, SI]
Anyone else feel like the NFL is discouraging physical play? [Post-Gazette]
Raymond Felton of the Knicks isn’t having early success with the pick and roll. [Basketball Prospectus]
Former Auburn coach Pat Dye defends the school in regards to the Cam Newton situation. [Macon.com]
Sid Hartman really, really wants to blame the Vikings players, not the coaches. Whatever, Sid. [Star Tribune]
Michigan State was nearly upset last night by Chaminade in Maui. [Freep]
The seven times in NFL history one player has had more yardage than his team. [PFR Blog]
Remember that 2006 report that shot holes in the global warming claims? Looks like the report was plagiarized. [USA Today]
A Ray Lewis dance-off happened. In Charlotte. [via Guyism]
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How quickly are these guys generating these videos? Soon, they’ll have them ready to go the day after a scandal. [via Hot Clicks]

- Baby Goat Playing and Jumping on a Sleepy Pig Should Highlight Your Weekend [Video]
- Mitchie Brusco – a 15-Year Old – Landed a 1080, Wins Silver at the X-Games [Video]
- Nate Diaz Gets 90-Day Suspension, $20K Fine From the UFC. Let the Healing Begin.
- Michael Phelps Will Swim in the 2016 Rio Olympics, Unless You Want to Believe Michael Phelps
- Jake “The Snake” Roberts Sang “Take Me Out to the Ballgame” at Turner Field [Video]

- Some Random Old Dude on Angels Fans Demonstrates Why You Shouldn't Try to Catch a Baseball With a Full Beer - Beer Explosion!
- A.P. on Nate Diaz Gets 90-Day Suspension, $20K Fine From the UFC. Let the Healing Begin.
- A.P. on Angels Fans Demonstrates Why You Shouldn't Try to Catch a Baseball With a Full Beer - Beer Explosion!
- Some Random Old Dude on Michael Phelps Will Swim in the 2016 Rio Olympics, Unless You Want to Believe Michael Phelps
- Some Random Old Dude on Angels Fans Demonstrates Why You Shouldn't Try to Catch a Baseball With a Full Beer - Beer Explosion!
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November 23rd, 2010 at 8:36 AM
taylor swift is fucking disgusting.
November 23rd, 2010 at 8:40 AM
Bullshit. It was just trying to get fed one last time.
November 23rd, 2010 at 8:41 AM
i agree with the esteemed commenter from ohio
/well, maybe not esteemed
November 23rd, 2010 at 8:41 AM
Its 60 degrees in upstate New York 2 days before Thanksgiving. Global warming is not real.
November 23rd, 2010 at 8:42 AM
Dang girl, who cuts yo hair?
November 23rd, 2010 at 8:42 AM
My 7 year old thinks she is hot.
Speaking of 7 year olds, why is there one in the dance off at a Whiskey River? There isn’t a single other kid there.
/I assume it is a bar.
November 23rd, 2010 at 8:42 AM
i’ll remember you said this when im shovelling my driveway in april.
November 23rd, 2010 at 8:42 AM
This needs to be said more. I don’t find elves attractive.
November 23rd, 2010 at 8:42 AM
female teacher who was banging student is pregnant …
congratulations?
November 23rd, 2010 at 8:43 AM
It’s 7:42 and it’s 76 degrees here.
/Clicks spurs
//Fires pistols
November 23rd, 2010 at 8:44 AM
Stay home from work for two days and it’ll melt.
November 23rd, 2010 at 8:45 AM
Taylor Swift has all the attributes of an attractive woman, yet is not. Plus, that’s the worst picture of her that was ever taken. Next time use her high school yearbook photo from 10th grade.
November 23rd, 2010 at 8:45 AM
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!!
November 23rd, 2010 at 8:45 AM
From the kids growing up in the digital age article…
“Across the country, schools are equipping themselves with computers, Internet access and…”
When did the writer of the article start this…2002?
November 23rd, 2010 at 8:46 AM
Raymond Felton of the Knicks isn’t having early success with the pick and roll
sad to say they miss Chris Duhon. awful franchise, shitty Madison Square Garden asbestos, clean that dump up
November 23rd, 2010 at 8:46 AM
Free Steven Nash!!!
November 23rd, 2010 at 8:47 AM
bsanders?
November 23rd, 2010 at 8:48 AM
It was 63 degrees at 5pm yesterday in Milwaukee. Its now 22 and windy. Enjoy it.
November 23rd, 2010 at 8:48 AM
13°F here. What’s this global warming you speak of.
November 23rd, 2010 at 8:48 AM
Ha. Never messed around with a teacher, though a high school classmate of mine slept with our basketball coach junior year.
November 23rd, 2010 at 8:48 AM
female teacher who was banging student is pregnant
at least Florida teachers are smoking hot, fugly Texas teacher
November 23rd, 2010 at 8:49 AM
Re: Censoring the Internet:
Minnesota’s two Senators are currently Amy Klobuchar and Al Franken? Wow…kind of makes me feel ashamed to be from that state.
November 23rd, 2010 at 8:49 AM
though a high school classmate of mine slept with our basketball coach junior year.
yuck. gay.
November 23rd, 2010 at 8:49 AM
Sounds like there’s always one. A classmate of mine had a “relationship” with the band teacher senior year. Ended up getting married. Only about a 30 year age difference. there
November 23rd, 2010 at 8:50 AM
She’s a gelfling. If you threw he off a cliff, she would use her wings to land.
November 23rd, 2010 at 8:50 AM
at least Florida teachers are smoking hot
this.
November 23rd, 2010 at 8:50 AM
Is it me or did this seem like a fairly easy exercise?
November 23rd, 2010 at 8:51 AM
Duh.
Old.
We’re trying. But until then, fuck franchises that I’m older than.
November 23rd, 2010 at 8:52 AM
El Paso is the safest American city
in opposite land
November 23rd, 2010 at 8:52 AM
I’m a couple weeks behind on this, but that Mark Bowden story in Vanity Fair about the “Vanishing Blonde” was really good stuff.
November 23rd, 2010 at 8:52 AM
Nobody thought to torch the place?
November 23rd, 2010 at 8:52 AM
i think she would be hotter if she did have wings and actually was a gelfling.
/also thought the girl in Neverending Story was hot when I was like 8 years old
November 23rd, 2010 at 8:52 AM
Overreaction much? Yeah.
November 23rd, 2010 at 8:53 AM
+100
November 23rd, 2010 at 8:55 AM
NPR was saying the other day that the US spends more money than any other “super power” country trying to debunk global warming.
/Just went for a run in shorts and t-shirt in DC today
November 23rd, 2010 at 8:55 AM
The Princess? You do know that Atreu was a dude right?
November 23rd, 2010 at 8:55 AM
Taylor Swift > Avatar chick Jersey thinks is hot
/last one, I swear.
November 23rd, 2010 at 8:56 AM
And I think I’m getting the flu 2 days before thanksgiving. I’m in total freak out mode right now.
November 23rd, 2010 at 8:56 AM
A Ray Lewis dance-off happened. In Charlotte.
best video i have seen in a long time. kid at the 1:00 mark KILLED IT!
November 23rd, 2010 at 8:56 AM
R.I.P. Jonathan Brandis
November 23rd, 2010 at 8:57 AM
The sequel left a lot to be desired.
November 23rd, 2010 at 8:58 AM
As opposed to the halcyon days when Ventura was governor.
November 23rd, 2010 at 8:59 AM
I dunno, it had its moments
November 23rd, 2010 at 8:59 AM
The Empress. Had to look that up to make sure it wasn’t a reason to be scarred for life retroactively.
November 23rd, 2010 at 8:59 AM
Fuckin’ Brits…….guy wins a shitload of euro’s and has to give a shitload to his kids’ mother…….fuck that!
November 23rd, 2010 at 8:59 AM
/turns off underwater treadmill
//Goes to get shoes
November 23rd, 2010 at 8:59 AM
taylor swift is fucking disgusting.
Agreed. Also, she fucked John Mayer so she is a dirty whore as well.
The pearl necklace in that Taiwan video is comedy gold.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:00 AM
Agreed. Felt the same way about All Dogs Go to Heaven 2. Can only go to that well so many times.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:01 AM
It’s a lot easier when you don’t have to appease the voters in your district that would be out of a job when you make the necessary cuts.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:01 AM
and in the pooper I believe
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:01 AM
That lady just seems like a complete bitch. The guy even made the suggestion to set it aside as a trust fund for the kid ON TOP of the increasing child support payments. Fucking bitch.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:03 AM
I’m glad I never saw the sequel. Burt Reynolds at his finest IMO in the first one.
/you can’t keep a good dog down bowowowowowow
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:03 AM
And Fievel Goes West. I mean, WTF?!
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:03 AM
fuck you guys. all of you.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:04 AM
Which is why I say we’d all be better off with Sarah Palin as our benevolent dictator.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:04 AM
Fucking bitch
Hard!
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:04 AM
Sidekicks was by far his greatest film
/joe piscopo vs chuck norris
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:06 AM
It’s like season 5 of the Wire. Newark be just like Baltimore, yo.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:06 AM
thundercock hillis was nailing taylor swift a few years back. fact.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:06 AM
She reminds me of big bird
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:07 AM
You see Corey Booker’s tweet about the Doobie Bros. yesterday? Legend.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:07 AM
Fuck yes. All of this.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:07 AM
To be fair, who hasnt fucked John Mayer?
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:07 AM
<blockquotelotto winner has to pay ex-wife who left him 10 years ago?
Read that and this was song was the first thing that came to mind
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:08 AM
Jonathan Brandis killed himself correct?
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:08 AM
Lady Bugs runs a close second.
IT, 3rd.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:08 AM
@Mantis- you are top 5 in the Pick Em. kicking ass my friend
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:08 AM
*ducks head in*
Taylor Swift fan here. Don’t think she’s ever looked better.
*bounces, quick*
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:08 AM
well, me.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:08 AM
Taylor Swift!? Get that shit out of here man!
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:08 AM
Yeah. I was pissed that they couldn’t get the picture up. That would have been awesome. Cory Booker goes hard in the paint.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:09 AM
yeah, heading to get some chest x-rays here in a little bit for this cough I’ve had for two weeks. I went to the doctor yesterday and after he listened to my breathe he said “That doesn’t sound good.” quite reassuring, thanks doc.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:09 AM
For about 90 seconds last night, I thought Marquette could beat Duke. Its great to watch some good college basketball again.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:09 AM
She looks like she’s been on a strict cocaine and cigarettes diet.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:09 AM
I’m convinced he’s a cyborg. Dude never sleeps.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:10 AM
i agree w/ TexansFan. Swift = big Bird
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:10 AM
I would be first in line to “exercise my Second amendment rights” on her.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:11 AM
Selena Gomez > Taylor Swift
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:11 AM
Lol tallguy
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:12 AM
At least Swift doesn’t have cankles, which is nice.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:12 AM
irish, big baller on getting 14 last week. nice. I was pumped about my 11 and it ended up not being close.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:12 AM
Oh…..in case nobody said it yet….Fuck Michigan!
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:12 AM
Never. I don’t get it. I’m not going to complain though, especially when Chris and Cory form the first bi-racial, bi-partisan, bi-sexual ticket ever and then conquer the world.
/May have gotten carried away on that last bi
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:12 AM
Selena Gomez has the face of a child. I couldn’t do it
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:14 AM
We will further ruin your life by inserting an 8×10 photo of you into the article.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:14 AM
Taylor Swift was born where I live so I have to listen to her crappy music even more around here. I think I would be shunned if I bad mouthed her to the locals.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:14 AM
using a 4th string TE, 1st round pick at rb still out and now they are healthy?
can we get a quick post on Millen yelling at Young and Young cracking up. Millen was right, Young doesn’t know what it is like in the lockerroom of a disfunctional franchise with no leadership.
also Leave Taylor Swift alone!
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:14 AM
I’d be running away in first place if we didn’t have to pick NFC west games. I think I have gotten every single game wrong from that division.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:14 AM
thanks Ark, didnt know you were in it. had to make up for my 5 wins last week. im done messing around and going for the crown
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:14 AM
Has any Roundup pic been worse than this, ever?
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:15 AM
I think this is something we can all get behind. Jersey, in your next piece of legislation that you submit before the Senate, could you ban Swift from the Round Up? Thanks.
Here’s a much hotter woman for us to view
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:15 AM
You know what you call a girl who doesn’t take it in the ass?
Single.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:16 AM
Jhs=leave Britney spears alone guy?
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:16 AM
FUCK MICHIGAN!!!
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:16 AM
Well, I think there would be an easy solution to the whole “face” problem….amiright?
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:16 AM
irish, big baller on getting 14 last week. nice.
stupid giants. I had that thing. I still think 3 is a bigger accomplishment than even 14.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:17 AM
Below zero here in Montana…….I wish we had global warming…will be ice fishing in a week
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:17 AM
Harbaugh, that young/millen sequence was fucking gold. I’m surprised he didn’t praise Bruce Coslet as a coach last night.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:17 AM
Jersey, I’m assuming you saw this article back in October? Phenomenal piece.
I really really hope they run on a ticket together.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:17 AM
A grocery sack?
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:17 AM
You know what you call a girl who doesn’t take it in the ass?
Single.Already married.November 23rd, 2010 at 9:18 AM
Can’t do it. Too close to my home state. big influence on potential future voters, and she is popular with the folks that I cross over too. And I like her music.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:18 AM
Taylor Swift > Duane Allman
Source: Spencer’s Big Book of Guitarist Comparisons
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:18 AM
Missouri fan?
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:19 AM
Or married.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:19 AM
Already married.
Awesome
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:19 AM
Senator Just lost my vote
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:20 AM
So how about the Miz (yes, the freaking Miz) becoming WWE Champion last night?
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:20 AM
Money now and a lot more when he gets in that office. You can take that to the bank.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:20 AM
Buncha backdoor sliders up in here.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:20 AM
Clown, Trip McNeely scene on FX alert
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:21 AM
You know, I considered this….but he’s a fan of Gaga and ND. That outweighs his enjoyment(?) of Swift.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:21 AM
Does she have a deviated septum? She looks like she would have a deviated septum.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:21 AM
You can take that to the bank.
To the blood bank….Senator Trent
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:21 AM
I’ll even add ‘engaged’. Once that ring’s on your finger, you can retire from that shit.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:21 AM
And the nWo. How could I forget that.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:21 AM
Oh yeah. They were all over the from August to November. I picture them doing silly things in their free time like MJ and Paul in the Say, Say, Say video. I’m in heaven with those two around here.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:22 AM
not in my America
/never really got into anal
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:22 AM
cleveland represent!
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:23 AM
I mean, not even for his birthday? Prude.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:23 AM
I blame David Arquette and Vince Russon.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:23 AM
AWESOME!!
/pun intended
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:23 AM
Ass fucking ain’t my thang
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:24 AM
Wouldnt you rather have oral anyway?
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:24 AM
Once I saw Bill Sadler in the Shawshank Redemption it kinda ruined Die Hard 2 and Hard to Kill for me. He was on the verge of being one of the great “that bad guy”s for a while in the early-90′s.
Killing families, crashing planes, running pop-up terrorist organizations out of abandoned churches. Trying to hunt down a trio of teen aliens in New Mexico.
Oh, I am what I am, I’ll do what I want….
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:24 AM
You know what you call a girl who doesn’t take it in the ass?
Already married.
guess you married the wrong girl
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:24 AM
what’s even worse is that even with that 3, you are still 1 win in front of me and I haven’t missed a week.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:24 AM
Kansas scholars would disagree.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:25 AM
I found spencer
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:25 AM
A different pic of the Texas HS teacher. I’d say hot!
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-20023380-504083.html
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:25 AM
At least give the WWE a little credit for giving the belt to someone different instead of the same 3 guys we have seen the past 5 years.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:25 AM
Wait. What?!?! That’s a a rare occasion too? Fuck marriage.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:26 AM
Once I saw Bill Sadler in the Shawshank Redemption
Yeah……speaking of anal……….BOOO!
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:26 AM
ATM baby.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:27 AM
Times are tough for KC strippers now that Whitlock has relocated to the West Coast. Bound to be some problems with not as much cash to go around.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:27 AM
Listen, before I post the link, this is an unfortunate story that I’m not making fun of….but WHAT THE FUCK is that creature?
Kat Von D’s House
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:27 AM
Is the guy next to him in the Eddie George jersey pleasuring himself?
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:29 AM
Wouldnt you rather have oral anyway?
there’s such a small percentage of females that are actually good at performing oral that I’d certainly prefer to just fuck.
hint: if you’re terrified of getting nut on anything but your hand, you’re never going to be good at giving head.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:29 AM
That cat looks like a burn victim…oh wait
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:29 AM
No. I get oral a fair amount and I am married. I can count the number of times I’ve had anal on two hands.
/big dick’d
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:31 AM
This.
Not exactly an, um, upstanding area of our city either.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:31 AM
better pic Zeke, but i still say Florida teachers are the best
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:32 AM
Wouldnt you rather have oral anyway?
that’s the good thing about chicks taking butt sex off the table. They can’t take 2 things off the table when they get married.
guess you married the wrong girl
nah, she’s all right.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:32 AM
ive lost track of how many days it’s been since michigan last beat ohio state. partially because the number’s so high and partially because yall have been so fucking shitty that you killed the greatest rivalry in sports.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:32 AM
A different pic of the Texas HS teacher. I’d say hot!
i’d say crazy and soon to be fat.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:33 AM
I still dont get why guys find it appealing. I mean, dont you feel a bit on the gay side? Vaginas are for straight men, asses are for gay men. NTTAWT.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:33 AM
Spencer with the chokeslam
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:33 AM
I didn’t say it was bad, I’m just kinda stunned. Who would have thought this would happen 2 years ago? Certainly not this girl.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:33 AM
guess you married the wrong girl
nah, she’s all right
was that your comment Dirt? lol, my bad
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:33 AM
You are a kindred spirit, sir.
Yep, he can always go elsewhere if he wants.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:34 AM
Well, let’s hope for a TP implosion so we can get this rivalry back on track.
this would be a great time to get revenge for that 2001 debacle.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:34 AM
Oh how quickly we forget.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:34 AM
How about an Old Fashioned?
/going to sleep mode
//do you need any cab fare?
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:35 AM
I wouldn’t go that far TBL but certainly they are First round home playoff game upset of the Jets while LDT cries on the bench bound.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:36 AM
Oh don’t you try the “sexual preference deterrence” factor. Not gonna work ’round these parts, hun. Nuh uh. Guys can give bj’s, too.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:36 AM
Whoops, screwed up that link. Here’s the VERY upset little girl. Hilarious. ITS REAL TO HER, DAMMIT
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:36 AM
That was one of the funniest South Parks in a long time.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:37 AM
It’s more about the chase then the result.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:37 AM
/yesterday fixed*
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:37 AM
Go get fucked, asshole.
/Staying on topic
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:37 AM
It’s dirty and we watch a lot of porn and it looks like a good time.
The Count of Monte Crisco….by Alexandri….Dumbass
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:38 AM
Guys can give bj’s, too.
/confirmed by Jersey
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:38 AM
How much will Everybody Kills’ game check be this week?
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:38 AM
/big dick’d
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:39 AM
but only if you hate the girl
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:39 AM
On overreaction Tuesday, we fully expect many people to proclaim the Chargers – just now getting healthy! – Super Bowl bound.
I think Crayton will probably be done for the year. He was holding that wrist like he broke it.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:39 AM
So North and South Korea are on the verge of war. Wonderful.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:40 AM
I still dont get why guys find it appealing. I mean, dont you feel a bit on the gay side? Vaginas are for straight men, asses are for gay men. NTTAWT.
That’s a bigot. You’re just like Ron Ron. I bet you think women jobs are for men and the kitchen is for wimmens.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:40 AM
against THAT defense? keep dreaming.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:40 AM
It’s more about the chase then the result.
agreed.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:40 AM
That’s racist
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:40 AM
/clicks stopwatch
Little slow to get on top of that one Dirt. You a little tired from that out of nowhere Handicap match vs Karma and Chicago?
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:40 AM
I mean technically the war never ended. Its just picking up more steam now.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:40 AM
It’s dirty and we watch a lot of porn and it looks like a good time.
I’ve seen an Aurora Snow gaper that was fucking disgusting.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:40 AM
Ha ha. Gonna de-glaze the fuck out of that pan.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:41 AM
I bet you think
womenjobs are for men and the kitchen is for wimmens.sigh.
So North and South Korea are on the verge of war. Wonderful.
Aren’t they at war already?
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:41 AM
That’s ok, I think Vincent Jackson returns this week, just in time for his annual curbstomping of the Colts’ smurf corners.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:41 AM
how’s that leg, chief?
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:41 AM
against THAT defense? keep dreaming.
is the line 27? It’s got to be something like that.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:42 AM
But this time….it’s personal……with a vengeance.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:42 AM
im pissed…if i wasn’t watching season 3 of the wire, id have jumped in there too. fuck karma.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:42 AM
Yeah, silly me for associating gay sex with gay men.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:42 AM
anal and bj’s may end when you marry a chick, but when you bang a married chick, it’s all in play.
/fist-bumps bsanders
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:42 AM
OSU -18
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:43 AM
Oh, your time was much more well spent.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:43 AM
Whoa. She looks like about to go Carrie on everyone.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:43 AM
if TP managed to lose to Purdue last year, he can manage to lose to Michigan.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:44 AM
Not gonna work.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:44 AM
It’s amazing to me that a legitimate site like TBL routinely has server issues.
/not to mention the mobile site
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:44 AM
That’s ok, I think Vincent Jackson returns this week
plus, anybody can catch yet another screen pass.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:44 AM
The quote I live by is, “I cooked, you all get to clean up.”.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:44 AM
Yeah, silly me for associating gay sex with gay men
I’ll ya this, women weren’t getting eaten out until the goddamn lesbians demanded it.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:45 AM
This
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:45 AM
against THAT defense? keep dreaming.
is the line 27? It’s got to be something like that.
other that duffy, spencer and the rest of those midwest hybrid hitting faggos, who gives a fuck about that game this year?
/3-iron’d
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:45 AM
since when does michigan have anyone the caliber of ryan kerrigan? they don’t.
purdue’s D is vastly better than michigan’s.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:45 AM
Yeah, silly me for associating gay sex with gay men.
just grab some lube, stack up a couple of pillows, and make your husband’s month, CJ.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:46 AM
And Philip Rivers is entering the Manning/Brady/Brees zone of “just stick your hands out and the ball will find them.”
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:46 AM
Fucking high ankle sprain. It already has that lovely black, purple and yellowish hue to it. Not too bad on the pain side though, so that’s nice.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:46 AM
My nightmare is that Gates returns this week, too, and Gary Brackett doesn’t. I’ve already seen that movie, in 2008 in the playoffs. It doesn’t end well. If they can win this one, they should be in good shape for the stretch run, though. They’ll be facing backup or should-be backup QB’s in four of their final five games.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:46 AM
It’s more about the chase then the result.
Of course, if she’s really kinky, like……shoving fire trucks up there, it can be fun.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:46 AM
Carlos Hathcock needs to low crawl into North Korea and do some damage from a click away.
/94 confirmed kills in Nam. Legend
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:47 AM
haha dirt
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:47 AM
Boom. Get ‘em TST.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:47 AM
Yeah, silly me for associating gay sex with gay men.
just grab some lube, stack up a couple of pillows, and make your husband’s month, CJ.
I just don’t understand the logic. There are lots of types of sex that I very infrequently am granted that don’t involve a vagina. Are they all gay just because a dude could, you know, probably do a better job?
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:47 AM
I fucking hate hybrids.
This. He’s like 5′ 5″, how big can it be? Take one for the team!!
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:48 AM
Carlos Hathcock needs to low crawl into North Korea and do some damage from a click away.
/94 confirmed kills in Nam. Legend
Did you ever read his book Texans?
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:48 AM
As a web tech guy, I’m truly, completely, madly, deeply, confused by the fact that there’s not a very simple implementation of a mobile site.
/obviously not sent from my android
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:49 AM
carlos hathcock’s documentary made me pee myself in awe.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:49 AM
Yes hakeem. Its sad how he died
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:49 AM
Taylor Swift preparing for a cameo on Breaking Bad I see.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:49 AM
We should stop. I keep forgetting that Mr. Jack reads this stuff. Sorry, CJ.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:49 AM
/now that’s a hole you could drive a truck through’d?
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:49 AM
Early clubhouse leader for comment of the day.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:50 AM
Carlos Hathcock needs to low crawl into North Korea and do some damage from a click away.
/94 confirmed kills in Nam. Legend
This. Have you seen the one where he took out an enemy sniper’s right eye by shooting a bullet through his scope? There’s a History Channel DVD on snipers that’s fucking awesome.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:50 AM
Taylor Swift preparing for a cameo on Breaking Bad I see.
She always looks like that.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:50 AM
not a very simple implementation of a mobile site
why do we need a mobile site? TBL never, ever leaves his bunker. He’s got all the hoarded food and gold he needs down there. What use is a mobile site to a guy like that?
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:50 AM
Brand awareness meetings > infrastructure meetings
/Inc profile’d
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:51 AM
Yeah I really shouldve exited this conversation long ago. So anyway.. who’s ready for some turkey?!
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:51 AM
I keep forgetting that Mr. Jack reads this stuff.
he’s on team TyDuffy. He reads the posts, but not the comments.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:51 AM
Arkansas legend. A country boy can survive.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:51 AM
gotta look up some college athlete’s high school girlfriend’s facebook profile. No time for that fancy mobile site.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:51 AM
Gobble gobble?
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:51 AM
So anyway.. who’s ready for some turkey?!
in your bottom?
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:51 AM
Yes hakeem. Its sad how he died
But its awesome how he sat on a hill over a mile away and took out a whole NVA platoon with a .50 cal
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:51 AM
Well, damn it. That’s no fun…..
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:52 AM
Well some of us hit the ball like fucking women and we need them, dammit!
/sobs
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:52 AM
It’s getting a little weird in here.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:53 AM
or the one where he crawled for 3 days thru an enemy camp and killed a viet cong leader surrounded by enemies.
total badass. legend.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:53 AM
If you mean Wild Turkey and tomorrow after I get out of this bitch, then me.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:53 AM
I think we are all ready to stuff a turkey now.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:53 AM
So I can comment when I take my morning poop.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:53 AM
Driver. Killer. Yes.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:53 AM
Yup
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:54 AM
don’t give into these mouthbreathers…they’re completely content shooting in the 100′s with their long irons, proving how manly they are.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:54 AM
+17 subscription cards
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:55 AM
gotta look up some college athlete’s high school girlfriend’s facebook profile. No time for that fancy mobile site.
Kolbi is still in her underwear on myspace. Orientation is now “curious.” Interesting.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:55 AM
Fuck. I hate all my friends. It’s like pulling teeth to get people out tomorrow night.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:55 AM
is that what you guys call it? that’s kinda hot.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:56 AM
spencer and the rest of those midwest hybrid hitting faggos,
my feelings are hurt.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:56 AM
I’m going to find out how shitty I really am at golf when I go home for christmas and my dad gives me my new vokey wedges.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:57 AM
I have a hybrid 3 iron. I think I hit a solid shot with it 1 out of every 15 shots. Better than the 1 out of 75 with a standard 3 iron. Need to get some new wedges for the coming season. Nothing special, but my old ones have seen the last of their days.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:57 AM
+1 Spence. I mean, Mickelson likes his hybrid, but the cool guy with the staff bag with his name on it that can’t break 80 to save his life says “I love my 3 iron.” I am so glad I don’t have to deal with those fuckers anymore.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:58 AM
or the one where he crawled for 3 days thru an enemy camp and killed a viet cong leader surrounded by enemies.
That was BADASS.
The DVD also has footage of a Canadian sniper taking out a Taliban from a mile and a half away with the bullet travelling down a 10,000 foot drop.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:58 AM
Umm. I’m happy about the positive review but that is just not true.
/moms saw it last night
//can’t wait to hear what she thinks
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:59 AM
I should also say that I can’t hit my hybrid for shit either, that’s why I hate it. It took me a bit to realize how to hit my 3-iron, but now, I’m a certifiable beast* with the 3 iron.
*relative to my hybrid beastness
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:59 AM
You’re not a man untill you shoot par on the back nine with nothing but a 7 iron.
/tin cup
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:59 AM
El Paso is the safest American city
?????? Breaking Bad has taught me that El Paso existso only as a battleground between rival Mexican gangs. Meanwhile I look outside my window and hear crickets in the most dangerous city in the country.
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:00 AM
But someone told me he ran in to perfection…
/Most people don’t actually watch
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:00 AM
And then there are those of us who are so bad, that hybrids don’t even factor into my game.
I could easily play 18 holes with a driver, 5 wood, 6 iron, 8 iron, pitch, and putter.
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:00 AM
Yeah I really shouldve exited this conversation long ago. So anyway.. who’s ready for some turkey?!
Yup I got my baster and stuffing all ready.
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:00 AM
do they have marshall law in that wasteland of a state yet?
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:01 AM
I’m flying there Thursday. You bastards better not shoot me again.
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:01 AM
Gave up on that whole song and dance about 2 years ago. The people I want to see, I already see. Why would I want to enter into a series of awkward conversations with people I don’t want to see and have no desire to see ever again?
I’ll be hanging out with a few friends, drinking bourbon and watching the Hawks/Sharks game.
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:02 AM
That’s the thing….it’s the people I want to see that are fucking lame asses.
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:03 AM
scorecard doesn’t care if you have training wheels.
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:03 AM
speaking of which, if I die in a fiery plane crash and/or terrorist attack today I just want everyone here to know that I hate all of you.
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:03 AM
Martial law
/bromes’d
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:03 AM
don’t give into these mouthbreathers…they’re completely content shooting in the 100’s with their long irons, proving how manly they are.
if i couldn’t break 100, i would consider hitting a faggy hybrid.
if you can’t hit a long iron, and you’re not old or disabled, you likely have a terrible golf swing.
go to the range and stop taking short-cuts.
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:04 AM
Turn that driver into a 3 wood and add a 7 iron and I’m driving this bus all the way to the 19th hole.
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:04 AM
Rex’s Cooking Tip o’ the Day: If you, your significant other, your mom, grandmother, or gumar attempt to cook the turkey inside a plastic bag, shoot them on site. That is all.
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:04 AM
do they have marshall law in that wasteland of a state yet?
In some parts of it more or less.
If only we could be a forward thinking state like Kansas.
/sentences that haven’t been uttered in one hundred years.
I’m flying there Thursday. You bastards better not shoot me again.
Don’t be in those parts at two in the morning.
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:04 AM
exactly. there is a reason I didn’t go to my high school reunion.
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:04 AM
Who’s going to update the college hockey blog? Please don’t die.
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:05 AM
speaking of which, if I die in a fiery plane crash and/or terrorist attack today I just want everyone here to know that I hate all of you.
Air travel, having finally reached Kansas, leaves farmers wondering Is It Safe?
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:06 AM
I wish it had been two. At two am that night I was face deep in a chest at Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club. I exited the Eat Rite diner at about 4:02, bullets in ass at 4:04, catheter in dick at about 4:27.
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:06 AM
I don’t have to work on Thanksgiving. Great night to go out and show out. Stop being old.
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:06 AM
i’ll stop taking “short cuts” (and a hybrid isn’t a short cut) when i have time to practice 4 hours a day. since i don’t have that…i’ll just use my hybrid instead of a 5-wood and continue to not give a shit.
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:06 AM
I’d give anything to hear Bromes’ Thanksgiving “What I’m thankful for…” speech.
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:07 AM
Likely? It’s a certainty. I don’t play golf because I’m good. I play because the cart girl is usually attractive, I can pee outside, I’m actually allowed to drink and drive on the course, I can gamble with my buddies and that one solid shot that I pure somewhere in the round makes the day for me.
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:07 AM
At two am that night I was face deep in a chest at Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club.
What year was this? You best not have been serviced by Rita.
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:07 AM
Holy shit Taguchi, read the fourth review down here.
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:08 AM
Must have been an awkward scene at the table with him and his grandparents.
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:08 AM
lol @ bold
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:08 AM
Eh, I enjoy it. Plus it’s always a good time to see the women that went from ugly to smoking hot. Every high school class has at least one.
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:09 AM
Boom.
The fuck happened to that guy? Not that I’m missing him….
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:10 AM
Holy shit Taguchi, read the fourth review down here
Who in St. Louis needs to “learn” about Eat Rite? I hate Joey B.
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:10 AM
totally agree. I hang out with the people I like to hang out with now. I could care less to see people that I could care less to see.
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:10 AM
bsanders – go eat breakfast at Chili Mac’s Diner. num num num.
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:10 AM
Oh damn.
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:10 AM
I think you have the plan to re-build Europe confused with the plan to keep St. Louis safe. But what can one expect from the smartest guy in Kansas. At least they are heterographs (or homophones.) (That means sound the same, but spelled differently, for the rest of our Kansas scholars.)
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:11 AM
/tonight at 11
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:11 AM
I think my class had the hot girls that went from hot to fat.
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:12 AM
PFT is right, Dawkins did look really old last night. Hard to imagine he’s got a job next season. Awesome guy, awesome player, see you in the HOF.
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:12 AM
and continue to not give a shit.
oh, bullshit. you know you care about how you play. and no one needs 4hrs/day to work on their game.
I don’t play golf because I’m good
neither do i, but i’m not content with sucking. i thing most people play for all the same reasons you mentioned but i don’t understand why someone wouldn’t want to get better.
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:12 AM
Went to a party last Saturday night
The band was doing their thing
The moshpit started, and then the crowd parted
And then was Kiki Dee
Knew this girl back in junior high school
When nobody gave her a look
Look at what we got, the girl got hot
Switched up and rewrote the book
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:12 AM
The infamous Night Before Thanksgiving, for me, has always been about going out with the people I currently hang out with. Not some assholes from high school that I don’t and never did give a fuck about.
/worst four years of my fucking life
//shows cutting scars on wrists
///joking
////OR AM I?!?!?
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:13 AM
bsanders, will you autograph that review for me?
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:13 AM
=w=
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:13 AM
This. And the ones that stayed hot or got hot are all married and not having anal sex.
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:13 AM
Yeah, but one bad pic aside, Selita Ebanks is still light years ahead of Taylor Swift.
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:14 AM
Also part of the enjoyment. Women that wouldn’t give you the time of day turn all doughy shit. High comedy.
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:14 AM
that wasn’t bad. It’s nice to have a reasonably intelligent Missouri fan to banter with. I know there are only 4 of you.
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:15 AM
Anytime, anyplace, you name the stakes. I’ll have 2 hybrids in the bag, you won’t have any. We’ll play straight up. You know why hybrids showed up, right? I could hit my 26* 3 iron pretty easily. The 21*, not so much. Especially after the 3-piece urethane cover balls came out, which don’t spin at high speeds. It’s why more than half the PGA pros use one. I guess like most players, you are better and more manly than them. I am so glad I sold my stores. I was sick of a guy shooting 85 thinking he knew how to play, and giving me pointers on how to hit a 3 wood. And telling me he hit a 3 wood 260. You know, as far as Dustin Johnson. I’d play with customers who told me they hit it 280, then I’d be 40 yards by them on every hole. the problem was, I was hitting it 270. I can’t imagine anything in the world being more full of people who overestimate their abilities than golf.
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:15 AM
Just a solid Round Up today.
/golf clap
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:15 AM
Someone e-mailed me about once about a reunion about a year ago and I literally told them to fuck off. Dont even know how they got my info. High school was the worst experience in my life. People who talk about how great and how much fun high school and college were sound to me like they’re from another planet.
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:15 AM
Gladly. That’s funny, that’s exactly the terminology they used in the police report, “execution-style” where they make you line up and face the wall and then shoot. Nasty.
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:16 AM
+1 tube of KY Icy-Hot
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:16 AM
Also part of the enjoyment. Women that wouldn’t give you the time of day turn all doughy shit. High comedy.
I got dragged to my wife’s 10 year reunion this summer (didn’t meet her until university). It was pure comedy.
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:16 AM
I don’t think I’ve ever met someone who hated college. You did it wrong, fella.
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:18 AM
i do care about how i play…which is why i like my hybrid. i meant not giving a shit about my utility club vageen.
and nobody needs 4 hours to practice, but i would like 4 hours to practice. that’d be awesome. id be scratch in no time.
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:18 AM
I don’t think I’ve ever met someone who hated college. You did it wrong, fella.
You can leave. I’m not leaving.
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:18 AM
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let’s not get carried away here. I had a great time during the majority of those 9 years. Who doesn’t love having little to no responsibility, substance abuse, and no-strings-attached sexual relations?
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:19 AM
Taguchi, is OT Hodge still open? I wore that place out back in the day when I lived in stl with my brother.
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:20 AM
College is — for most people (looks at Duffy) — the last time for a very long time where a daily nap is a legitimate option. You really shouldn’t have hated it.
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:20 AM
I’m on board for the high school hate but college? Loved that shit.
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:21 AM
Sorry to hear that. I had an awesome time in HS and college.
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:21 AM
People who talk about how great and how much fun high school and college were sound to me like they’re from another planet.
High school I’ll give you, bounced around between a few of them. But university was a great time, I miss that living that lifestyle at times.
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:22 AM
Taguchi, is OT Hodge still open? I wore that place out back in the day when I lived in stl with my brother.
Far as I know.
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:22 AM
I mean, for the most part, don’t the last two still occur.
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:23 AM
I loved high school and college.
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:23 AM
Agree with cleet.
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:24 AM
fixed.
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:24 AM
high school blows. College is awesome. I’m never leaving.
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:24 AM
See: my past weekend
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:25 AM
Well, perhaps he went to Liberty.
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:25 AM
oh yea
/3 years removed from college
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:25 AM
@golfercraig – thanks for the detailed account of an average round with your typical golfer. i’m not claiming the 3-iron vs hybrid is a dick measuring contest. i never said that. i’m also not going to give anyone lessons/pointers on the course. i’ve had my ass handed to me by guys roughly 40 years older than me before. i’m aware of how the game works, thanks.
i don’t like hybrids, period. and should we ever play, i’ll accept your challenge.
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:25 AM
high school blows. College is awesome. I’m never leaving.
gets it.
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:26 AM
except for the first part. High school was pretty good, just not as good as college. Now Jr. High? That shit still gives me nightmares.
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:26 AM
I am glad that even in this week we can get along. I’m sure that has something to do with your meth addled brain, but I am glad nonetheless.
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:27 AM
i believe your email yesterday said “you have a tiny penis because you use a hybrid.”
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:27 AM
That much has become apparent.
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:27 AM
The substance abuse hurts a lot more now than it did then. You should have seen the 6 of us this past Sunday morning. I used to be able to rally from a Thursday night out and head to FAC by 1 pm. The recovery period is longer now than it was then.
The last one? Yes and no. The ladies’ internal clocks are ticking just a bit faster now. Thus, employing the sanders method (the young ones, not the married ones) is necessary.
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:27 AM
That’s it right there.
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:28 AM
if you live in a vacation town, it’s like college on boats.
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:29 AM
but i would like 4 hours to practice. that’d be awesome. id be scratch in no time.
i better be getting paid if i’m hitting balls for 4 hours/day. that doesn’t sound fun at all.
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:31 AM
TST, great news for your continuing education. There’s a school that always has programs open, even for people who already have 23 degrees.
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:31 AM
that’s probably because you don’t practice high. smoke a b0ng and work on putting…i love it.
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:32 AM
i believe your email yesterday said “you have a tiny penis because you use a hybrid.”
i thought it was “loose vageen?” i must be getting my sexual references mixed up.
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:32 AM
Thus proving my point. New batch of 21 year olds. Time to grab the rest of the pack and go hunt.
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:34 AM
smoke a b0ng and work on putting…i love it.
i prefer smoking a j and doing pushups to slow jams.
/LaRon Landry’d