The Roundup: Green Lantern Looks Awful, a Cat Farts & Shane Battier Doesn’t Like Instant Replay
Blake Lively … any thoughts on checkbook journalism? … Orcas surfing in Australia … cool: the $39 experiment … man steals rings from his mom, swallows them … the TSA is now patting down screaming toddlers … nice mugshot … “Half-naked woman found in van with loaded gun, sex toys” … lady who said, “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat” gets 90 days in jail … scooping ice cream is a workplace hazard … bride-to-be paralyzed in freak bachelorette party accident … guy shoots his TV after Bristol Palin advances on DWTS …
Here’s a column about Buzz Bissinger’s twitter rants. [LA Times]
Shane Battier doesn’t like replay. For such an erudite chap, this is baffling. [Point Forward]
Big week for Tiger, huh? Twitter, Mike & Mike, this Newsweek piece … guess he’s trying to blunt all the negative “anniversary” stories that are coming. [Newsweek]
Maine hockey locks up a … high school freshman? [KJ Online]
From Omaha Royals to … Omaha Stormchasers? [World Herald]
Sure, Sally Jenkins, nine games into McNabb’s tenure in Washington, it’s clear he’s a liability. Whatever. [Post]
UConn’s Kemba Walker scored 42 points in a victory last night. [Courant]
Nice read about Richard Collier, the former Jaguar who was shot and paralyzed. [Fanhouse]
The Great Cyberheist. A must-read if you’re into hacking, or reading about hacking. [NYT Magazine]
Break up the Pistons? Weren’t they just rebuilt two summers ago? [Freep]
Matt Barnes thinks the Orlando Magic miss him. [ESPN LA]
Atlanta Falcons tight end Tony Gonzalez talked to a blog. [Access Athlete]
Brandon Paul of Illinois serves up a facial. [via Ballin is a Habit]
I’m a Green Lantern fan, but this just doesn’t look that great.
Seems fake – unless you know what cat farts sound like – but here’s a cat hiccuping and farting at the same time.
The hardcore fans are the ones who make college football so special. Even the ones urinating in the back of a pickup in heavy traffic. [via the Wiz of Odds]
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November 18th, 2010 at 8:03 AM
Woah… who’s sending in this link?? Fetch?
November 18th, 2010 at 8:09 AM
Can’t wait for a top 5 lottery pick for the next 5 years. I miss Chauncey Billups.
November 18th, 2010 at 8:12 AM
That bachelorette party accident is horrible. I heard about it on the radio on the way to work. I can’t comprehend the shittiness of it and the guilt the girls must feel. Thanks for ruining my life, girls! I still love you though!
November 18th, 2010 at 8:12 AM
I’m a Green Lantern fan, but this just doesn’t look that great.
That’s going to cost me $40. Crap.
November 18th, 2010 at 8:16 AM
Was that seriously a CGI lantern mask? Ugh.
November 18th, 2010 at 8:17 AM
I’m a Green Lantern fan, but this just doesn’t look that great.
I only remember the Green Lantern as some crappy cartoon. This looks like shit. I think they are making a huge mistake thinking Ryan Reynolds can carry a comic book franchise.
November 18th, 2010 at 8:18 AM
Next summer is going to be epic for the comic book nerds among us: Thor, Green Lantern and Captain America.
November 18th, 2010 at 8:20 AM
I’m cautiously optimistic about Conan as well. Not a comic, but similar vein.
November 18th, 2010 at 8:21 AM
Hawkeye thinks Lantern looks good. Can’t wait for him to show up and defend it.
(i have a Green Lantern t-shirt, which is money)
November 18th, 2010 at 8:21 AM
Blake Lively
She is getting absolutely brutalized for her acting abilities in her new movie. At least she is purdy to look at.
November 18th, 2010 at 8:22 AM
I-L-L-I-N-I
November 18th, 2010 at 8:23 AM
Next summer is going to be epic for the comic book nerds among us: Thor, Green Lantern and Captain America.
My thinking is that we’ve reached comic book movie saturation.
November 18th, 2010 at 8:28 AM
she looked great as the broken, passed around village slut in the town
November 18th, 2010 at 8:29 AM
Everyone waiting for 730?
November 18th, 2010 at 8:29 AM
That is some horrible line reading in that trailer. I was pleasantly suprised how good Blake was in The Town, but it looks like hood rat and Upper West Side Rich kid are about the extent of her range.
November 18th, 2010 at 8:31 AM
The hardcore fans are the ones who make college football so special. Even the ones urinating in the back of a pickup in heavy traffic
lock that guy up for littering
i take it Greg O-Done gets his own post today. looking forward to that
November 18th, 2010 at 8:33 AM
82 games in 4 seasons
November 18th, 2010 at 8:35 AM
When you’re that big, the knees just can’t handle such a big frame at that age anymore.
November 18th, 2010 at 8:36 AM
Greg O-Done
another microfracture surgery? sucks for that dude.
November 18th, 2010 at 8:36 AM
Is Oden Dominican? He seems to have lied about his age.
November 18th, 2010 at 8:38 AM
Orcas surfing in Australia
if i’m surfing, they would scare me more than seeing any shark.
November 18th, 2010 at 8:38 AM
Sam Bowie’s 139 in 4 >> Oden’s 82 in 4
/Kill yourself if you’ve been a POR fan for 15 years
November 18th, 2010 at 8:39 AM
Needs more Jets fans raping chicks at Gate D.
November 18th, 2010 at 8:40 AM
does hood rat mean a girl who gets bent over hoods?
November 18th, 2010 at 8:40 AM
Oden should go to the Suns. That medical staff can fix anything.
November 18th, 2010 at 8:41 AM
That bachelorette party accident is horrible.
What’s the protocol for the fiance’ here? I’m surprised this wasn’t a Seinfeld episode.
November 18th, 2010 at 8:41 AM
Vezina- I always thought a hood rat was a thug piece of shit until recently
November 18th, 2010 at 8:42 AM
the TSA is now patting down screaming toddlers
the story sounds very similar to most travel experiences with children. it’s only a “story” because, coincidentally, her dad is a reporter.
November 18th, 2010 at 8:42 AM
Hakeem- I couldn’t imagine being the guy. You’re a scumbag if you leave, you’re miserable if you stay
November 18th, 2010 at 8:42 AM
So they recolored the Daredevil movie it seems.
/”Hal. You’re late. This test today..is important.”
November 18th, 2010 at 8:44 AM
Hakeem- I couldn’t imagine being the guy. You’re a scumbag if you leave, you’re miserable if you stay
Yeah you would have to change states or something for it to work out.
November 18th, 2010 at 8:45 AM
Agreed. Huge non-story.
November 18th, 2010 at 8:46 AM
or he’s promoting his event the week after thanksgiving that raises a shitton for charity.
/probably both
November 18th, 2010 at 8:46 AM
So does that elevate you from casual fan to hardcore fan?
/watching football’d
November 18th, 2010 at 8:47 AM
All I could think of was the episode of Curb where he was trying to make out with the girl in the wheelchair
November 18th, 2010 at 8:47 AM
Nice read about Richard Collier, the former Jaguar who was shot and paralyzed.
It said in the article that the Jags are lining him up at WR the next time they play the Texans.
November 18th, 2010 at 8:47 AM
nice mugshot …
ingredients: 5 parts vodka tonic, 2 oxycotton, 3 randon dicks at once.
/OC during the offseason
November 18th, 2010 at 8:48 AM
Ritty, you up this early? drop me an email. or check yours.
November 18th, 2010 at 8:48 AM
Oh boy
November 18th, 2010 at 8:49 AM
Spence, you’ll appreciate this. We picked this up for my son yesterday.
November 18th, 2010 at 8:49 AM
Hey TBL, i know people who dont send links cant complain, but the link for the 90days in jail is not working
November 18th, 2010 at 8:50 AM
Whoever dropped that TigerDroppings link yesterday, I had an Auburn alum tell me that that thing was the “manifesto of a crazy person”.
November 18th, 2010 at 8:51 AM
Guh. The bachlorette story was not a fun read.
November 18th, 2010 at 8:51 AM
Is ritty the Alabama fan?
November 18th, 2010 at 8:52 AM
That lady writing the McNabb assassination piece buried the lead a little bit.
His protection is unreliable, and it’s hard to overstate how that can compromise a quarterback.
Not that I’m defending McNabb’s ability to accurately throw short and medium range passes.
November 18th, 2010 at 8:52 AM
st. bear…that’s fucking awesome. think that’ll ruin metallica for him for life?
November 18th, 2010 at 8:52 AM
Is ritty the Alabama fan?
he’s the only Auburn fan/booster.
November 18th, 2010 at 8:53 AM
My Jets t-shirt breakdown this season (like other hardcore fans, i wear a jets t-shirt while watching jets games. Hernia, you have permission to mock me.)
Dark green w/ Sanchez No. 6 on back: 3-2
Grey t-shirt w/ old Jets logo (my favorite – makes my arms and chest look huge) 2-0
Bright green t-shirt that says Jets on front 2-0
November 18th, 2010 at 8:53 AM
TBL – fyi, it opens up on the second page of the article. change to this to read from the beginning…makes more sense this way.
November 18th, 2010 at 8:53 AM
CJ, you just made his list. ritty is the Auburn fan.
November 18th, 2010 at 8:53 AM
Sure, Sally Jenkins, nine games into McNabb’s tenure in Washington, it’s clear he’s a liability. Whatever.
why not? big name, big contract, little ability at this point. and they gave away a year of development for a new QB by trading for him instead of drafting one in April.
November 18th, 2010 at 8:53 AM
This is badass. Love it.
Reed Timmer needs to throw out the first pitch next year.
November 18th, 2010 at 8:54 AM
even sanchez shirts suck at football.
/moral of this story
November 18th, 2010 at 8:54 AM
also, he worked in the Athletic Dept.
November 18th, 2010 at 8:54 AM
(my favorite – makes my arms and chest look huge)
no homo/homo?
November 18th, 2010 at 8:55 AM
What is 3-2, 2-0?
November 18th, 2010 at 8:56 AM
???
Behind an o-line that is improved a bit, but remember, Jason Campbell got killed last year, everyone thought he sucked, and he’s doing reasonably well in oakland.
they have lost their No. 1 & 2 RBs.
4 WRs: S Moss, Brandon Banks, Anthony Armstrong, Joey Galloway. no need to elaborate there.
can we give people time?
November 18th, 2010 at 8:56 AM
hehehehe
November 18th, 2010 at 8:56 AM
Grey t-shirt w/ old Jets logo (my favorite – makes my arms and chest look huge) 2-0
You’re funny TBL
November 18th, 2010 at 8:56 AM
Someone needs to arm wrestle tbl
November 18th, 2010 at 8:57 AM
It’ll whet his appetite for the real thing when he’s older. They have a ton of other bands. This weekend I think we’re going to pick up the Tool and Black Sabbath CDs.
November 18th, 2010 at 8:58 AM
Yes, I think the Green Lantern movie looks at least OK. The CGI suit is not a good thing though. I’ll find out nextyear exactly how bad/good it is.
and hardcore fans have a Black Lantern T-Shirt. I’m not hardcore.
November 18th, 2010 at 8:58 AM
NOW you’re being patient?
November 18th, 2010 at 8:58 AM
You write this shit just to toy with us, right?
November 18th, 2010 at 8:58 AM
do they have mercyful fate?
November 18th, 2010 at 8:59 AM
I’d totally do it if the loser is forced to wear a jersey of their hated rival (TBL – Brady, me – El Chupacabra).
November 18th, 2010 at 9:00 AM
Ha. When my wife first told me about them, I asked about Cannibal Corpse.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:01 AM
Only with some people. Sanchez and McNabb? They get some time. Other guys, like Stafford? Brittle. Hakeem Nicks? Fraudy.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:01 AM
+1
i just sent that to my dad asking why he didn’t get that for me when i was a baby and his response was “because you were an accident.”
November 18th, 2010 at 9:01 AM
Spencer, how did your dog turn out yesterday?
November 18th, 2010 at 9:01 AM
Someone as old as McNabb? No. By the time Washington sorts out personnel problems (sometime around Nevuary 32nd, 20??), McNabb’s skills will have eroded even further. Neither he or the Redskins have the luxury of time.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:02 AM
can we give people time?
that’s one of the thing’s McNabb’s running out of more than any other.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:03 AM
Only with some people. Sanchez and McNabb? They get some time. Other guys, like Stafford? Brittle. Hakeem Nicks? Fraudy.
you forgot Aaron Rodgers inability to win the close ones.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:03 AM
ark…she’s got cancer and it’s spread to her lymph nodes. probably only has a few weeks left. she was fine last weekend, jumping around and doing her usual thing, but she just looked done yesterday. she needed help getting up the stairs and almost fell down.
it was hard to see her like that…
November 18th, 2010 at 9:03 AM
you’re a veteran, respected commenter. plus, i know you know people. complain away.
and fixed.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:04 AM
no.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:05 AM
it was hard to see her like that…
do the right thing spence.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:05 AM
I would disagree with this. A lot. The notion that you could fairly evaluate any quarterback in that environment is a faulty one.
A quick, corroborating opinion, from the FO guys after the Detroit “benching” game. Mind you, McNabb has rarely graded well in their metrics.
/McNabb guy
November 18th, 2010 at 9:05 AM
she’s got cancer and it’s spread to her lymph nodes
is her name Charlie Villanueva?
November 18th, 2010 at 9:05 AM
Take her in to get the shot soon Spencer. I waited too long for my German shepherd. He couldn’t support himself and laid on the couch for 2 days before our appointment. He was drugged up but still..I regret not going soonet
November 18th, 2010 at 9:06 AM
dirt…i know. it’s hard tho. i was a wreck yesterday.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:06 AM
Nice.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:06 AM
Irishmafia. Legend.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:06 AM
can we give people time?
its not like he’s a second year guy. he’s been in the league for a decade. not a skins fan, but living here I see a lot of Skins, and not an Eagle fan, but my old roommate was so I saw a lot of Eagles. He was a good to very good QB at his best, and he’s not there anymore. the cast around him isn’t great, but that doesn’t mean that his waning ability coupled with his contract don’t make him a liability.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:07 AM
No sad dying dog stories! I already had to watch a pig get shot in the head yesterday!
/can’t wait to eat it
November 18th, 2010 at 9:07 AM
Or how about this beauty from the paragraph before:
Really, then why write the he’s a liabiilty article?
November 18th, 2010 at 9:07 AM
stafford’s on his 3rd injury in 2 years. he’s Oden-like. I’m a fan, though.
as for Nicks, it’s lefty’s patented, ‘even though he never called Nicks a fraud, it fits my argument, so why not.’ yet another reason i can’t respect the guy. enjoy your time here, son. nothing lasts forever.
read. and read closely.
http://thebiglead.com/index.php/2010/10/06/balderdash-hakeen-nicks-may-be-the-nfls-best-wr-soon/
back to the salt mines
November 18th, 2010 at 9:08 AM
dirt…i know. it’s hard tho. i was a wreck yesterday.
dude, you’re grieving your dog already. At least let her leave with her dignity. Ask HuskerDawg about the worst case scenario on an old dog, too.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:08 AM
I think it will end up being a good enjoyable movie, just that suit looks like trash. But I understand why the suit has to be CGI’d.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:09 AM
TBL – do you get paychecks from Drew Sharpe each time you guys link to one of his columns? Cause I can respect that….money is a good reason. But, that is the only valid explanation for linking to his columns all the time.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:09 AM
Grey t-shirt w/ old Jets logo (my favorite – makes my arms and chest look huge)
funny, i have a pair of golden slacks with a burgundy pinstripe, extra tight, makes my junk look big. but instead of wearing them during redskins’ games, i wear ‘em to coach girls jv basketball.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:10 AM
It’s hard to finger the exact cause of McNabb’s struggles.
Really, then why write the he’s a liabiilty article?
because it’s the one 70% of the frustrated fans want to read. They dont’ want to read the one about Shanny and Nepotism Jr not being the answer, and Haslett being a complete loser who couldn’t coordinate his sock drawer, much less an attacking 3-4
November 18th, 2010 at 9:10 AM
ok…
that’s a strange way to compliment someone.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:11 AM
Lefty…it’s been real
November 18th, 2010 at 9:11 AM
as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” As a result, Watson “declined to proceed any further.
was wondering why she pulled out the knife. lol. nasty
November 18th, 2010 at 9:12 AM
are you lefty’s dad dropping him off at college?
November 18th, 2010 at 9:12 AM
Still think they should have had the John Stewart Green Lantern. Good have mad my man Mehcad Brooks play him.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:12 AM
enjoy your time here, son.
ouch… i think he’s actually older than you. respect your elders.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:12 AM
Man, isnt it a bit early in the morning to be flashing the banhammer?
November 18th, 2010 at 9:13 AM
I would say nepotism Jr would have been a better play caller for the Texans this year, bit they never had a running game while he was here
November 18th, 2010 at 9:13 AM
damn spence, real sorry to hear that.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:13 AM
I don’t see any mention of him being called a fraud but the list of guys you propose might be better is hard to take seriously. As an Eagles fan, I think Maclin is a very useful player and think he was a great pick. That said, I would trade him for Nicks in roughly 0.14 seconds. I wouldn’t trade Maclin for anyone else on that list except for maybe Harvin.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:14 AM
Whatever happened to Mike to the Neg? Banned or left on his own?
Next year is make of break for Stafford. If he gets injured he is done. I’m hoping that these are freak injuries and placing my faith in the fact he was never injured in HS or college. Lions had better not bring him back this season.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:14 AM
I have my sock drawer coordinated so that I can pick out the proper color in the dark for when I have to get up earlier than my wife.
/sends resume and pic of sock drawer to Redskins
November 18th, 2010 at 9:15 AM
Grey t-shirt w/ old Jets logo (my favorite – makes my arms and chest look huge)
know what makes my arms and chest look huge? my arms and chest
/i’m not huge, couldn’t pass up the joke
November 18th, 2010 at 9:15 AM
can feel for ya spence, was a wreck in HS when the dog I had since about the day I was born passed away
/RIP Murphy
//AKA American
November 18th, 2010 at 9:15 AM
that Hakeen Nicks post has caused nothing but trouble. It’s actually Hakee-N. It was hastily knocked out, not very well thought through, and becomes increasingly impossible to defend.
Hakeen Nicks is as good as the 88 in Dallas. I know that.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:16 AM
do they have mercyful fate?
with king diamond pacifiers?
November 18th, 2010 at 9:16 AM
C’mon Garland, it’s Giants week. Can you please be unreasonable through Monday?
November 18th, 2010 at 9:17 AM
And Harvin’s not a wide receiver.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:17 AM
Is ritty the Alabama fan?
he’s the only Auburn fan/booster.
He also won’t have a team to cheer for in the near future.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:18 AM
That said, I would trade him for Nicks in roughly 0.14 seconds. I wouldn’t trade Maclin for anyone else on that list except for maybe Harvin.
I’d trade Maclin for Harvin, just for the damage Harvin could do with Reid getting him the ball more often. But Nicks and Jackson? Forget it.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:18 AM
Man, isnt it a bit early in the morning to be flashing the banhammer?
He’s sharpening the banhammer as we speak.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:20 AM
Spence…I suggest not going to work the day you put her down. Made that mistake once, didn’t end well.
/worst day of my life
//fuck pet stores
November 18th, 2010 at 9:20 AM
id trade maclin for kenny britt.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:21 AM
He’s sharpening the banhammer as we speak.
wouldn’t it be more useful to blunten (word?) up a hammer? unless he’s sharpening a claw hammer.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:21 AM
id trade maclin for kenny britt.
tennessee said yes before you finished saying Kenny.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:21 AM
Aren’t you legally bound by law to be a Bills fan?
Nice 2nd period the other night, by the way.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:22 AM
Good point. Fuck Nicks! He couldn’t even make the Eagles roster!
All of this.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:22 AM
you’re a veteran, respected commenter.
how is this accomplished? i want diplomatic immunity
November 18th, 2010 at 9:23 AM
i’d trade…. wait, no one on my team has trade value. fml
November 18th, 2010 at 9:23 AM
I’d trade every fucking one of you for a chocolate iced glazed doughnut from krisky kreme right now.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:24 AM
or from krispy kreme
November 18th, 2010 at 9:24 AM
it is mini meme from a few days ago.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:24 AM
Paul’s dunk is damn good, but DJO had a nice one for Marquette last night.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:24 AM
You had to have been here pre-Cowherd, newbie.
/nods at the old school crew
November 18th, 2010 at 9:24 AM
orakpo and landry would look awfully good in brown and orange…
November 18th, 2010 at 9:25 AM
/Pours one out for Applesauce
//Pours BBQ sauce on Applesauce’s remains
November 18th, 2010 at 9:25 AM
Cooley’s gotta be worth at least five or six footballs, and maybe some shoelaces.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:25 AM
I can haz Trent Williams?
November 18th, 2010 at 9:26 AM
Everyone, please welcome “that guy” to the party.
/Was it over when the German’s bombed Pearl Harbor?
November 18th, 2010 at 9:26 AM
Poor Jaro Halak…
I’m a standard glazed man, myself. Get that chocolate nonsense out of here unless it’s Dunkin’. At Krispy, if you can find one anymore, the HOT FRESH sign has to be on too.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:26 AM
All of this.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:27 AM
krispy kreme sour cream donut > anything else ever in history
/does not include top pot donuts in seattle because ive never had them but want to sooooooooo bad
November 18th, 2010 at 9:27 AM
Gotta be honest, I am shocked you have a Sanchez T-shirt. Seems so out of character…
November 18th, 2010 at 9:27 AM
Hell no. Toronto’s NFL allegiances are pretty varied. We have our share of Bills fans but it’s far from a majority. A lot of the older crowd are Browns fans as they used to be the team that was on TV here in the 60′s-70′s. After that, I’d say Giants, Steelers and 49ers tend to get the most love.
It was nice of them not to roll over and die. Also very kind of the Preds to take all those lazy penalties. I expect things to be back to normal tonight.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:27 AM
I can haz Trent Williams?
I’d take a little bit of Trent Williams, too. There’s plenty to go around.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:28 AM
Crabtree >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nicks, Maclin, Harvin, Wallace, Britt, Massaquoi
November 18th, 2010 at 9:28 AM
w00t!
November 18th, 2010 at 9:28 AM
Fuck him, he deserves all the misery this world has to offer.
/still bitter from last May
November 18th, 2010 at 9:28 AM
Thrifty.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:28 AM
He’s the ‘Got-no-Green’ Lantern
/looks around for TSH
November 18th, 2010 at 9:29 AM
in order to avoid such grievance when my dog passes, i had a local artist paint a portrait of my dog’s head on a ripped version of my body gripping a M4 with a grenade launcher attachment. it hangs on the wall opposite of my shitter.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:29 AM
can we please take massaquoi off this list? he’s the NFL’s definition of “replacement player.”
November 18th, 2010 at 9:29 AM
That sounds fantastically awful.
Dunkin Donuts FTMFW
November 18th, 2010 at 9:30 AM
he’s had a decade to learn how to complete something other than a screen pass. How much time do you need? I understand why you like him. Let’s see–inaccurate? Check. Has a great defense around him? Check. Get’s credit for doing things he has no part of? Check. Yep. He has all the tools.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:30 AM
im getting a tattoo of my dog crushing tokyo and breathing fire on my entire back.
never forget…
November 18th, 2010 at 9:30 AM
gotta wear the jersey for full hardcore effect.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:30 AM
If everybody’s divvying up the Redskins roster, who takes a flier on Deangelo Hall? He has the ability to look absolutely fantastic some games, and then follow it up the next week by looking like the second coming of Jason David.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:30 AM
can we please take massaquoi off this list? he’s the NFL’s definition of “replacement player.”
There’s only one guy who can get Massaquoi off this list, and he’ll ban you if you ask again.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:31 AM
I hope that is real ill. Sounds hilarious
November 18th, 2010 at 9:31 AM
+ your choice of Beggin’ Strips, Snausages or Milkbones
November 18th, 2010 at 9:31 AM
If everybody’s divvying up the Redskins roster, who takes a flier on Deangelo Hall?
so, so expensive. I’ve even seen him make some hard tackles this year, though. Boggles the mind.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:32 AM
Massqoui>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Robiskie.
I think massaqoui will make a solid #2 if the browns ever get a #1 receiver. Robiskie on the other hand was one of the worst second round picks ever.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:32 AM
it was strange seeing him be a competent corner this season.
then vick happened and all was right in meangelo’s world again.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:32 AM
You’d make a great Philly sportstalk radio caller.
/restraining myself
November 18th, 2010 at 9:33 AM
The Bears. It improves the INT/TD ratio.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:33 AM
Seattle worked out Tony Ugoh yesterday. Seems to be the new favorite place for Colts’ castoffs to land. I’m glad they cut Tyjuan Hagler, though. They need all the LB’s they can get right now.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:33 AM
There’s only one guy who can get Massaquoi off this list
Jerome Harrison
November 18th, 2010 at 9:33 AM
The Green Lantern is just a guy with a ring, right? Meh.
Green Hornet >> Green Lantern
November 18th, 2010 at 9:33 AM
I know my opinion is biased, but the only one on that list I would even consider over Wallace right now is Nicks
November 18th, 2010 at 9:33 AM
i swear mangini did that just to piss off braylon.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:33 AM
orakpo and landry would look awfully good in brown and orange…
those two and silverback are the only two i wouldn’t help pack after a trade.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:34 AM
Everyone, please welcome “that guy” to the party.
man, can’t let your guard down for a second around here.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:34 AM
Frank DeFord’s kids are going to grow up to be huge pussies
/likely already grown
//you get the point
///everyone gets a trophy these days
////even the kids that suck
November 18th, 2010 at 9:34 AM
they usually have some pretty hot cheerleaders, that would seem like at least some decent trade bait.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:35 AM
James. James Harrison.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:35 AM
but with that ring he has power over everything except yellow stuff
November 18th, 2010 at 9:35 AM
Man, in terms of per-game production, the best receiver from that draft class never even gets mentioned on the list. Sad. It’s probably a race thing.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:36 AM
that’s because austin collie punches nuns.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:37 AM
Massive fail. Dunkin Donuts has great coffee, good sandwiches…but no one goes there for the donuts. Taste worse, and worse for you than Krispy Kreme.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:37 AM
It’s hard out here for a pimp.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:37 AM
Hey Sanders, did the Feds ever show up at your door for you and your buddy ripping off all those movies?
I have no idea why I just thought of that
November 18th, 2010 at 9:38 AM
I like Wallace. And if he can get close to 60 catches this year and still keep that >20ypc average up I might buy what you’re selling. It’s impressive.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:38 AM
DD muffins > DD donuts
November 18th, 2010 at 9:38 AM
Some heroes are born. Some heroes are made. Only one was chosen.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:38 AM
Jerome Harrison
James. James Harrison.
yer still here?
/and what’s yer point?
November 18th, 2010 at 9:39 AM
those two and silverback are the only two i wouldn’t help pack after a trade.
this made me choke on my pumpkin spice latte.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:39 AM
/prepares to fight tall guy
November 18th, 2010 at 9:39 AM
Frank DeFord has no children, unless you count Lestat.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:39 AM
Crabtree >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nicks, Maclin, Harvin, Wallace, Britt, Massaquoi
As much as I LOATHE the Cowboys, I have to admit Dez Bryant will be better than all of them in a about 2 years. Book it.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:40 AM
They’ve been calling me lately trying to set up an interview time.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:40 AM
You defense was great with a gimmick, fraudulent when exposed. Withstand their blitz, and you’re facing a defense with Trotter at MLB. My nose runs faster than him.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:40 AM
Gotta keep your head on a swivel.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:40 AM
RE: $39 experiment
Did something similar when the wife was pregnant with our son. I wrote the presidents of all sports teams and some individual players talking about our son and decorating his room in a sports theme and would they like to send something. We received about $4,000 worth of stuff. Dirk Nowtizki sent a signed jersey, tons of signed baseballs and footballs (most by hall of famers sent individually). The Lakers sent a baby set- socks, cups, bowls, bottles, and a large puppet in a jersey. We were sent t-shirts from most teams. It was pretty cool and cost me a stamp.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:41 AM
Yes. No.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:41 AM
Cant believe I just read this, DD coffee is disgusting pisswater. I walk quite far from my office (past several DD’s) to get a decent cup.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:42 AM
Finally watched the last Walking Dead episode. Starting to drag on. It is incredibly slow and the acting is from some of the cast is pretty bad. I get that they are trying to show the humanity of the survivors but I almost fast forwarded through some parts.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:42 AM
//grabs steel chair from under ring
///hands to jck
////distracts referee with Jimmy Hart’s bullhorn
/////eats long john
November 18th, 2010 at 9:42 AM
Cognizant of the shifts. Read inside out. Don’t peak in the backfield.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:42 AM
one more thing- the presidents or owners and several of the players wrote a congratulations card to our kid…
November 18th, 2010 at 9:43 AM
Yeah, they’re probably going to lose.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:43 AM
I have said this before, and I will say it again:
Dunkin Donuts coffee tastes like shit. I don’t give a shit about flavored coffee. I just need the straight strong and black jolt of Starbucks or Seattle’s Best.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:43 AM
Except for that time that TBL had to create the commenter bill of rights because of your stunt.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:44 AM
prepares to fight tall guy
he’ll have a significant reach advantage, and he’s loaded up on sugar. So watch yourself.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:44 AM
First guy says McNabb was always a crappy quarterback who could only ever throw screen passes and who got credit for work his defense was really doing.
Next guy says Jim Johnson’s defenses were really frauds.
Some mornings are rough in here.
/but you did remind me of Levon Kirkland’s fat ass running around as our MLB, so it’s not all bad
November 18th, 2010 at 9:44 AM
OK since no one is responding to my twitter question can someone please tell me the last two IQ scores from Stern this morning?
November 18th, 2010 at 9:45 AM
Cant believe I just read this, DD coffee is disgusting pisswater. I walk quite far from my office (past several DD’s) to get a decent cup.
/High Fives Coop.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:45 AM
So has anyone else started running the Pandora Christmas station in the office?
November 18th, 2010 at 9:46 AM
@cleet. Yes, my feelings as well.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:46 AM
im bipolar about DD coffee…somedays i love it, some days i hate it.
but id eat DD’s coffee cake muffin every day and never complain.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:46 AM
I wouldn’t call it a gimmick. They had a philosophy and tailored the roster accordingly. Very good offensive teams were able to find a way to beat it but the majority of teams didn’t.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:46 AM
Geez sanders, it kinda sounds like your life is spiraling out of control.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:46 AM
except for landing grant hill, I think the pistons have had some bad luck in the lottery. but, As bad as the east is, if they can get a stud in the draft they can probably compete for 7th or 8th seed next year.
what in the hell?
November 18th, 2010 at 9:47 AM
I would drink DD coffee any day over anything Starbucks sells.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:47 AM
The only Auburn fan/booster reporting for duty.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:47 AM
Eh, not really. It’s not me they’re after (or so I’ve been told), they just need my statement.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:48 AM
You are SUCH an asshole. You couldn’t wait a week? A WEEK, MAN.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:48 AM
so is pittsburgh’s then, if that’s your criteria.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:48 AM
fuck.that.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:48 AM
Giants a screwed this weekend. Shawn Andrews back is messed up again. going to have crap on the left side of the line. Eli may die.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:49 AM
a lot of it is just bad drafting.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:49 AM
Would you prefer it had been an Éclair? I don’t think DD sells those. Besides, I like the long johns. Éclairs are more for dessert, don’t like my breakfast to have a filling in it.
Jelly filled donuts are gross.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:49 AM
Speaking of which…
November 18th, 2010 at 9:49 AM
…while I was a student.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:49 AM
The only Auburn fan/booster reporting for duty.
that sounds bad when you say it back sarcastically. I meant the only one on here who speaks up, not the only one anywhere. If you were the only auburn booster anywhere, you’d be out 200K right now, and I’d feel bad for you.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:49 AM
So has anyone else started running the Pandora Christmas station in the office
top 5 worst tradition in america. i can’t fucking stand christmas music playing in November.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:50 AM
I read this and imagined you with nose candy leftovers on your upper lip, a torn pocket on your dress shirt, and a wad of singles in your pocket.
I have no idea why, but I did.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:50 AM
So has anyone else started running the Pandora Christmas station in the office?
My all time favorite Christmas Song.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:50 AM
This. I want to jump on the Xmas music train so bad )and have done so in the past), but there are rules. The day after Thanksgiving you can let Xmas throw up all over your life. Until then…stay strong.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:50 AM
DD has em here. apple fritters too.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:51 AM
I think the point is.. what the hell is a long john?
November 18th, 2010 at 9:51 AM
/high fives johndewar
The pumpkin spice latte at Starbucks is the lone exception. It’s the only thing there I like as far as hot drinks.
Sports radio sucked yesterday afternoon and I’m feeling festive. Look, I’ve even got my mini tree on my desk already. The lights work too!
/points to tree
November 18th, 2010 at 9:52 AM
Not mentioned in this article or factored into his equation: the opportunity costs of the 10 or so hours it took this guy to put this experiment together.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:52 AM
For the first time in two years, I’m actually looking forward to Christmas. After spending the 08 and 09 Christmas’ unemployed, I’m ready to celebrate this year. And give gifts to people that actually need it.
But no, no music until after Thanksgiving.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:52 AM
Was I at the Victoryland dog track? If so, dude, I would never wear a shirt with a ripped pocket.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:52 AM
bad drafting for sure, but I meant luck in terms of getting of the pingpong balls falling in their favor.
I’m in total agreement with you there, SC. I just never heard of a long john as food.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:52 AM
Have fun on that drive from Chicago, boys…
November 18th, 2010 at 9:52 AM
You read the TigerDroppings thing, right? That thing made it sound like they’re gonna shut the school down. Interested in your take on it.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:53 AM
You grew up where DD started and you don’t know what a long john is? Next thing you’re going to tell me you don’t know that PP goals scored don’t count against the +/-.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:53 AM
hah.
And o come o come emmanuel is my favorite christmas song by far. I’m all about the old school carols though.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:53 AM
Yep, that’s also when I celebrate the annual viewing of Die Hard
November 18th, 2010 at 9:53 AM
agreed.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:53 AM
Best Christmas Song/Scene ever. Haunting.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:53 AM
this.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:54 AM
cant watch youtube at work, but my favorite christmas song is Dominick the Donkey
/The Italian Christmas Donkey
November 18th, 2010 at 9:54 AM
The Ref > Die Hard (christmas movie category)
November 18th, 2010 at 9:54 AM
bad drafting for sure, but I meant luck in terms of getting of the pingpong balls falling in their favor.
that’s a tough sell since the Milicic pick, and now Cousins was there this year, right? Sacramento just gives the ball to cousins all the time, and he misses 4 footer after 4 footer.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:54 AM
Yup, sorry. Jelly filled, and Boston creme donuts for me.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:54 AM
Couldn’t agree more. I shouldn’t hear about Grandma getting run over by a reindeer until after all of the Thanksgiving (i.e. — the greatest holiday ever, btw) leftovers have been consumed, which is to say the Monday after Thanksgiving.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:55 AM
spencer’s in charge of music, or so I’ve been told.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:55 AM
$0. he was probably just going to watch tv anyway.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:55 AM
Might not be a bad idea to give Eli more shotgun snaps. He has killed the Birds before out of the gun and making 5-7 yard throws.
And I am anything but shocked that Shawn Andrews’ back just happened to flair up on him right before the Eagles game.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:55 AM
Since someone brought up shitty NBA teams and the lottery, who should I be hoping the Raptors land with their top 4 pick next year? I’m only a casual fan of college basketball so I’m not sure who the top one-and-done guys are yet. I’d appreciate having some college players to follow while NOT watching the Raptors this year.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:56 AM
Jesus.
The world needs ditch diggers too.
As far as long johns go, we’ve been over this for you northeast weirdos before.
Long john = eclair w/out the filling
November 18th, 2010 at 9:56 AM
A lot of reverse jinxing coming from Indy.
Those are also both heist movies!
November 18th, 2010 at 9:56 AM
I hope so. It’s either that or I’m putting on WGN Radio and we can listen to Blackhawks v Flames for 3 hours. Someone just bring an iPod. I’ll find my iTrip.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:57 AM
And I dont see anything called a ‘long john’ anywhere here
November 18th, 2010 at 9:57 AM
I just found the Johnny Cash rendition of Little Drummer Boy. Now my Pandora will be set to Johnny Cash for the day.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:57 AM
So maybe Favors actually is better after all.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:57 AM
Since someone brought up shitty NBA teams and the lottery, who should I be hoping the Raptors land with their top 4 pick next year? I’m only a casual fan of college basketball so I’m not sure who the top one-and-done guys are yet. I’d appreciate having some college players to follow while NOT watching the Raptors this year.
some freshman
November 18th, 2010 at 9:57 AM
CJ – See here and here for the amazingness that is the long john donut.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:58 AM
/you ain’t gonna shit right for a week’d
November 18th, 2010 at 9:58 AM
Long John = donuts, oversized thermal underpants, bad seafood.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:59 AM
Holy shit I heard this song for the first time in my life last week!
November 18th, 2010 at 9:59 AM
Goddamn, we live in a country of fatties. There’s fucking bacon on that 2nd image.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:59 AM
Cousins was gone by the time detroit picked. Darko was from an old Grizzles deal so it wasn’t piston pingpong balls in the lotto machine, it was cursed Memphis pingpongballs.
I hate thanksgiving, the only redeming quality about that holiday is that the Lions are on.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:59 AM
I’ve had to lax up on the rules since I took my little cousins to the Thanksgiving Parade. Santa came down, and I was done. It was carols and christmas songs. So from Thanksgiving morning onward. But even then, I don’t freely play it. I’ll just allow it. I shoot people on site that play christmas music before thanksgiving.
/Looks at SC
//opens jacket to display holstered firearm
November 18th, 2010 at 9:59 AM
/The Italian Christmas Donkey
Holy shit I heard this song for the first time in my life last week!
It is quite awesome, isn’t it?
November 18th, 2010 at 10:00 AM
Bad Santa, also a heist movie.
November 18th, 2010 at 10:00 AM
Hello, I’m Hugh Jazz.
November 18th, 2010 at 10:00 AM
SC are you renting a car for this trip?
November 18th, 2010 at 10:00 AM
Do they only call them long johns in the midwest or something?
November 18th, 2010 at 10:00 AM
Jersey, you makin’ it to the Jets game?
November 18th, 2010 at 10:00 AM
CJ – See here and here for the amazingness that is the long john donut
brett favre?
November 18th, 2010 at 10:00 AM
Rodney White, Mateen Cleaves, Austin Daye (horrible fucking pick especially with Prince still on the roster). These are just straight up bad picks. Cousins wasn’t available, but they had opportunities to move up and didn’t. Dummies.
November 18th, 2010 at 10:01 AM
So maybe Favors actually is better after all.
maybe last night was just a bad night, but he hit 5-15 only against the knicks, and they were all in close. I was watching it on a gamecast (for centsports reasons)
November 18th, 2010 at 10:01 AM
Billy Bob Thornton has done some terrible things in his career, but I laugh uncontrollably at this movie.
/She lives in God’s house; with Jesus and Mary and the ghost and the long eared donkey and the talking walnut.
November 18th, 2010 at 10:01 AM
/Fixed
//See what I did there
November 18th, 2010 at 10:01 AM
Top three picks next year will (probably) be Harrison Barnes, Perry Jones, and Kyrie Irving. So…you can watch UNC, Baylor, or Duke. Of course, Baylor is Big 12, so you probably can’t watch them, but UNC and Duke are on national TV plenty of times.
November 18th, 2010 at 10:02 AM
Yeah that looks disgusting
November 18th, 2010 at 10:02 AM
/makes road head joke
November 18th, 2010 at 10:02 AM
I can’t make it beyond the glossary. That shit cracks me up. You ever try watching that Jesse Ventura conspiracy theory show? Same thing. It’s hilarious because they are so serious.
People have been trying to make Bobby Lowder into Satan for years. He’s an easy target. So is the shady McGregor dude. It’s a convenient story given the timing of “some” of this. Until there is more evidence, I’m convinced the tigerdroppings poster IS Jesse The Body, or is just another delusional Alabama fan with nothing else better to do than create fictional strings to tie stories together.
I will say, if any of this is true, if Auburn had anything at all to do with even a fraction of the things being alleged in that post, I will lead the army to fire anyone and everyone even remotely connected.
November 18th, 2010 at 10:02 AM
I think it’s that way everywhere but the Northeast. I’ve ordered them on the West coast before too.
November 18th, 2010 at 10:02 AM
Still questionable. I’m pretty much leaning no. If it wasn’t for the Army-ND game, I would have absolutely gone. Still not written in stone yet.
November 18th, 2010 at 10:03 AM
HEE HAW! HEE HAW! HEE HAW!
You are an awful person.
November 18th, 2010 at 10:03 AM
That might explain why you hate thanksgiving so much…
In my experience, only people whose families suck at cooking hate thanksgiving. Otherwise, you’re just a communist.
November 18th, 2010 at 10:04 AM
Billy Bob Thornton has done some terrible things in his career, but I laugh uncontrollably at this movie.
I’m a Billy Bob apologist. I like most Billy Bob stuff, but Bad Santa is downright hilarious. And that one where he’s the robber brother with Bruce Willis.
November 18th, 2010 at 10:04 AM
thanksgiving needs more costumes and gift-giving
November 18th, 2010 at 10:05 AM
Solar powered donkey.
/cranks up White Christmas
It’s my favorite song, the old one. That and anything off the Charlie Brown Christmas soundtrack. It’s 9:00 am now though. I’ll give Waddle and Silvy a listen since the Bears play tonight.
November 18th, 2010 at 10:05 AM
and songs, and decorations. thanksgiving is a wallflower holiday
November 18th, 2010 at 10:05 AM
Bandits. He cracks me up in that movie too.
November 18th, 2010 at 10:06 AM
He’s also very good in the one with Bill Paxton where they find the suitcase full of money. He used to be fat as shit when he first broke in. He wrote some HBO original movie with Eric Stoltz where he was the fat bad guy and got killed in some memorable way. Think it was a board with a nail to the forehead.
November 18th, 2010 at 10:06 AM
The wikipedia article on long johns say they are called maple bars in the northwest
November 18th, 2010 at 10:06 AM
Yeah, ritty, that’s about what I expected. I’ve gotten the same reaction from other Auburn folks I’ve talked to.
November 18th, 2010 at 10:07 AM
Now imagine that when you were younger. The song only gets better every time you hear it. Obviously, very big round these parts.
November 18th, 2010 at 10:07 AM
Best. Christmas. Song. Ever.
November 18th, 2010 at 10:08 AM
as someone who spend my formative years in the midwest, longjohns are thermal underwear, not donuts.
Thanks!
November 18th, 2010 at 10:08 AM
Billy Bob Thorton. In Faster, opens Nov. 24th.
Slow justice is no justice.
November 18th, 2010 at 10:08 AM
Beavers and ducks.
November 18th, 2010 at 10:09 AM
I went to a December wedding a few years back and all of the songs during the ceremony were off the Charlie Brown Xmas soundtrack.
November 18th, 2010 at 10:09 AM
Spencer seems to take a lot of trips with men he meets on the internet. Just sayin’…
Sincerely,
RomanWarHelmet, Hef, RexKramer, Clown, GayMagician, LittleBuddah, PLStabbinKabin, et al
November 18th, 2010 at 10:09 AM
If ythey are going to continue playing the chuck and duck offense, Perry Jones would be a good get. Runs like a deer, and doesn’t need the ball to score. CJ Leslie would be another good get for that system. Those aren’t the obvious picks, but they’ll fit perfectly.
November 18th, 2010 at 10:09 AM
All sarcastic Internet commenting aside, this whole thing, whether good for Auburn or bad for Auburn or whatever the case may be, is really pretty sad for me.
November 18th, 2010 at 10:10 AM
Baby it’s cold outside?.
November 18th, 2010 at 10:10 AM
Couldn’t be more excited. I’ll be seeing it at one of St. Louis’s finest theatrical establishments. Wherever that is.
November 18th, 2010 at 10:10 AM
Bsanders. This is false. I will not link to the right answer, because:
a.) All this pre christmas music ejaculation is making me sick
b.) I shouldn’t have to
c.) People may get the wrong idea after clicking the link
But you know what the Best. Christmas. Song. Ever. is and that my friend, while spectacular, is simply not it.
November 18th, 2010 at 10:10 AM
Sylvio Dante looks the same then as he does now.
November 18th, 2010 at 10:11 AM
And THIS is the greatest Christmas song of all time.
And yes, that is Matt Dillon.
November 18th, 2010 at 10:11 AM
This guy got to play a drunk, thieving Santa, bang Halle Berry from behind, and at one point was married to Angelina Jolie in real life.
To all that, I say…WTF???
November 18th, 2010 at 10:12 AM
Billy Bob Thornton has done some terrible things in his career, but I laugh uncontrollably at this movie.
this and mr wookcock.
November 18th, 2010 at 10:13 AM
Would’ve been better had that been the title. Guy walks around with a wookie puppet on his penis.
November 18th, 2010 at 10:13 AM
The best of the best: Mom’s cookin’ chicken and collard greens…
/You don’t call them “collard” people. That’s offensive. – Michael Scott
November 18th, 2010 at 10:20 AM
The Best.
November 18th, 2010 at 10:21 AM
The bestest
November 18th, 2010 at 10:25 AM
Little Stevie Van Zandt rocking out in the back is golden.