Fred Smoot Was Unimpressed With the Love Boat
1-liner, All, Courts, Legal, NFL November 18th. 2010, 2:20pm
Fred Smoot: Remember the Love Boat? The debauchery-filled cruise the Vikings took in 2005? According to the court documents, it was spectacular. You’d think. “It was the most overrated party I have ever been to in my life,” Smoot said. Hmmm. Did he forget the part about inserting a “double-headed dildo” into two women? That’s on page four of the document, if you’re interested.
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November 18th, 2010 at 2:22 PM
What the fuck is it with these dong filled posts from you today?!?!
November 18th, 2010 at 2:23 PM
What a playa, yo!
November 18th, 2010 at 2:24 PM
Pics or gtfo.
November 18th, 2010 at 2:25 PM
Ass to ass
November 18th, 2010 at 2:25 PM
Awesome post.
how could anyone forget that story? e
November 18th, 2010 at 2:26 PM
Ass to ass
I have to take a Xanax when I have Requiem for a Dream flashbacks.
November 18th, 2010 at 2:26 PM
Why no, I have no idea what you’re talking about.
/gives self a Diamond Cutter
November 18th, 2010 at 2:26 PM
Fred Smoot isn’t having any god damn fun until he’s boning two chicks with an actual Viking helmet.
November 18th, 2010 at 2:29 PM
Did he forget the part about inserting a “double-headed dildo” into two women?
Saw that at a bachelor party in Vegas. It was purple. The strippers/prostitutes were snorting blow the whole time. I’ve never touched that stuff. Amazing what people will do for money. I did get a lapdance while inhaling glorious smoke out of a bong. That was a first for me. And a last.
November 18th, 2010 at 2:29 PM
What was the big deal about this story? People get in trouble? Why? People fucked on a boat. So what
November 18th, 2010 at 2:30 PM
That movie scarred me, for many reasons.
November 18th, 2010 at 2:30 PM
Fantastic.
November 18th, 2010 at 2:31 PM
Didn’t Smoot one time early in his career say something to the effect of, “Two-thirds of Earth is covered by water. The rest is covered by Fred Smoot.”
I thought that was funny.
November 18th, 2010 at 2:31 PM
Isaac paved the way for all pimps and playas who followed.
November 18th, 2010 at 2:32 PM
jennifer connelly…ZOMG
November 18th, 2010 at 2:33 PM
I remember that quote being tossed around a lot shortly after Steve Smith completely destroyed him. Fuck Fred Smoot
November 18th, 2010 at 2:33 PM
Saw that at a bachelor party in Vegas. It was purple. The strippers/prostitutes were snorting blow the whole time.
Fantastic.
It was a fun night, but I felt dirty after that. Double ended purple dildo has been the running joke amongst the guys that were present for… shit nine years now. I am old.
November 18th, 2010 at 2:33 PM
This was one of Fred Smoot’s B parties.
November 18th, 2010 at 2:34 PM
Requiem for a Dream was an awesome movie, saw it in High School,. I would expound more on how great it was but like Jose; I was slight scarred me and I have mentally blocked out parts of it. One of the few movies that I watched with my mouth open in disbelief for over 1/2 the movie
November 18th, 2010 at 2:35 PM
This may be Duckworthed, but FOX is getting the Big Ten Championship Game through 2016.
In the words of the BTN’s Chris Martin “schematically, this is a decidedly disconcerting denouement.”
November 18th, 2010 at 2:35 PM
Requiem for a Dream was an awesome movie
I’ve never seen that movie. I asked my brother how it was and he said, “dark.”
November 18th, 2010 at 2:36 PM
This may be Duckworthed, but FOX is getting the Big Ten Championship Game through 2016.
Sucks for the Big 10.
November 18th, 2010 at 2:36 PM
Requiem for a Dream was an awesome movie
I’ve never seen that movie. I asked my brother how it was and he said, “dark.”
That’s like saying Albert Pujols is good at baseball.
November 18th, 2010 at 2:38 PM
My wife’s friend thinks The League is vulgar. She might die of cardiac arrest if she sees requiem for a dream.
/I hate people like that
November 18th, 2010 at 2:38 PM
Exactly, to put it in proper perspective, I’d say it’s even darker than Taguchi’s favorites tab.
November 18th, 2010 at 2:39 PM
Haha
November 18th, 2010 at 2:39 PM
whenever i see that I think of the scene with jennifer connolly at the end of requiem for a dream
November 18th, 2010 at 2:39 PM
band shots galore are in store.
Fantastic film, one of my faves.
November 18th, 2010 at 2:40 PM
annnd i see that point was already brought up
/pats self on back
November 18th, 2010 at 2:41 PM
the dead vein in the arm and gma getting shock treatment were disturbing
November 18th, 2010 at 2:41 PM
I’d say it’s even darker than Taguchi’s favorites tab.
I just enjoy going to Slick fan pages.
November 18th, 2010 at 2:41 PM
Love Boat > Ced Benson boat party
November 18th, 2010 at 2:42 PM
i’ve always liked smoot. i’ve met him a couple times when he was in washington. always a nice guy to everyone around him. those guys (mainly he and portis) used to come out to the night clubs about an hour before closing, maybe have a drink (never seemed intoxicated) and scoop up a collection of girls.
shit.never.failed.
November 18th, 2010 at 2:42 PM
Slick! http://twitpic.com/378vj7
November 18th, 2010 at 2:43 PM
Originally stated about Garry Maddox.
November 18th, 2010 at 2:44 PM
Okay, the guy who just came to our office to hook up our new copier is eerily like the hynotist from OFFICE SPACE right before the heart attack.
November 18th, 2010 at 2:44 PM
One of the 10 best comedies of the decade.
November 18th, 2010 at 2:44 PM
was Akeem the african dream unavilable that night?
November 18th, 2010 at 2:46 PM
+1 cry for momma’s help
November 18th, 2010 at 2:48 PM
I heard The Human Centipede is scientific
November 18th, 2010 at 2:49 PM
those guys (mainly he and portis) used to come out to the night clubs about an hour before closing, maybe have a drink (never seemed intoxicated) and scoop up a collection of girls.
I saw Boubacar Aw do that once
November 18th, 2010 at 2:50 PM
“I know it’s pretty baby, but I didn’t take it out for air”
November 18th, 2010 at 2:52 PM
This may be Duckworthed, but FOX is getting the Big Ten Championship Game through 2016.
Sucks for the Big 10.
So…Joe Buck and Tim McCarver doing this after the World Series?
November 18th, 2010 at 2:54 PM
requiem is easily marlon wayans funniest movie
November 18th, 2010 at 2:56 PM
Don’t let him get his pocket watch fixed on you. Next thing you know you’re Jennifer Connelly on all floors.
I snap my fingers. Three. Deeper and
deeper. Way down, way down. Two. Way down. One.