Cam Newton Investigation Shifting Toward Its Inevitable Target, Auburn.
Like Brett Favre’s retirement or the dispersal of Tiger Woods’ semen, the Cam Newton coverage has become ubiquitous. Unlike those frivolous stories, this is vital news. To this point we only have clawed at the surface of it. This is not the end of the Cam Newton saga. It is not even the beginning of the end, but, with the investigation shifting toward Auburn, it may be the end of the beginning.
“It was like Bam!” Mississippi State booster Bill Bell confirmed that Cecil Newton, through Kenny Rogers, asked for $180,000 to have Cam attend Mississippi State. Rogers outlined a plan over a text message to pay an initial $80,000, followed by two payments of $50,000 each. Newton did not incriminate himself specifically, but made no attempt to dissuade Rogers.
“He said it was going to take more than just a relationship with [Mississippi State coach] Dan Mullen and that Cam’s relationship with Mullen wasn’t what Mullen thought it was,” Bell said. “That’s when he said, ‘Dan Mullen is going to have to put a smile on my face if he thinks he’s going to get my son.’”
Unless this story is poised for a bawdy turn, it’s clear what would “put a smile on (Cecil Newton’s) face.” At some point the NCAA will have enough evidence to make Auburn’s lawyering up irrelevant. Cam Newton will be ineligible. Auburn will vacate wins. The NCAA will send complimentary henchmen to each one of our homes to wipe his dream season from our cerebral cortices. It’s when, not if.
This is only the beginning. Consider the Mississippi State portion “phase one” of the investigation. The NCAA, federal authorities and scurrying journalists are corroborating sources and collecting evidence that will implicate the juicier target, Auburn.
Mississippi State refused Cecil Newton’s offer. Cam Newton broke off his pact with Dan Mullen at Mississippi State in mid-December, made a quickie visit to Auburn and committed, at Cecil Newton’s behest, on Dec. 31, 2009. Allegedly, he apologized to a Mississippi State recruiter, stating he chose Auburn because the money was “too much.”
Pluralitas non est ponenda sine necessitate. Unless Cam was simply was gobsmacked by Gene Chizik’s charisma, the simplest explanation for that series of events is someone at Auburn was willing to put a smile on Cecil Newton’s face. A recent TMZ report suggests that’s where the authorities are moving.
Milton McGregor owns the VictoryLand Casino. He’s an Auburn booster, having donated $1 million to help construct Auburn Arena in 2008. He was arrested in October and faces charges for buying votes from local politicians for pro-gambling legislation. According to TMZ’s “sources connected to the probe,” the Feds were asking about him in connection with the Newton case. McGregor denied involvement with Cam Newton or any player.
It is feasible that someone who doesn’t respect our fair democracy might show a similar disregard for NCAA bylaws. At the absolute least, it’s smokier than a barbecue pit to have shady fellows involved in gambling and (allegedly) political corruption hanging around any football program, especially one already busted for nefarious activity.
McGregor’s case may have no relation to Newton, but, if it was, that would explain (a) why the FBI is involved with this (b) why it took so long for the information to come out (after McGregor’s arrest) and (c) why TMZ’s source, if valid, threw his name out there like chum.
Where do we go from here? We will learn more than most of us ever wanted to know about this Auburn season. It will be vacated, left naked and exposed. We will learn all about how recruiting specialist Trooper Taylor landed a Top 5 recruiting class in 2010, a year after Auburn barely cracked the recruiting Top 25 and went 7-5, losing five of their last six in the SEC in 2009.
Dots may be connected back to the original scandal, illuminating why certain Auburn background figures had such an acrimonious relationship with successive and successful coaches, Terry Bowden and Tommy Tuberville.
Auburn took the risk. They played Cam Newton against Georgia. If allowed, they will play him against Alabama, in the SEC title game and, potentially, in the national title game regardless of whether it is vacated. If it results in stiffer sanctions down the road, who cares? The coaches and players live in the moment. The university and the fans will be saddled with the neutered and desiccated program, for the next decade or longer. Auburn may not get the official death penalty, but the sanctions could make it a de facto one.
It’s wise to warn against aggrandizing instant history, but it’s also foolish to ignore history when it’s happening in front of you. The Cam Newton saga may not be “the biggest story in the history of college football” at this point, but we are still in the salad course.
The happiest person outside Tuscaloosa to have these allegations emerge? Butch Davis.
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November 18th, 2010 at 11:01 AM
/crosses fingers
November 18th, 2010 at 11:02 AM
Diapers.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:04 AM
Ritty – any theories on this?
Another great piece from Duffy.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:07 AM
New coaches usually have down recruiting classes their first season.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:08 AM
too many big words not enough embedded videos. can we bring BBoB back?
November 18th, 2010 at 11:08 AM
No fair! I want that job!
/The henchman dream lives on
November 18th, 2010 at 11:09 AM
Also Ritty, would like to hear your thoughts on this.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:09 AM
Let’s be fair though, Terry Bowden was shitty regardless of booster activity.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:10 AM
I think Kornheiser said it yesterday “better to have won then lost, then never to have won before.”
November 18th, 2010 at 11:10 AM
Texas is 4-6 this season and has the Scout.com No. 1 recruiting class for 2011.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:10 AM
I for one, am ready to move onto the antipasto portion.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:11 AM
I picture him in a white suit and top hat with a crazy mustache.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:11 AM
Had no idea that was the plural of cortex, always thought it was a singular entity. Good verbal learning day for me. Thanks, Duff.
/Sincere
November 18th, 2010 at 11:11 AM
I like to imagine the investigators here being those old-timey Prohibition guys…Agent Van Alder will crack this case and then punish himself after masturbating to a photo of the Auburn cheerleaders
November 18th, 2010 at 11:12 AM
@Lefty
& Ritty
I originally linked that Tigger droppings thing, I wasn’t thinking it to be 100% accurate, but it was a very interesting read. I also feel it was far from a “crazy man’s manifesto”…
November 18th, 2010 at 11:12 AM
It’s been real
November 18th, 2010 at 11:12 AM
If nothing happens till after the season does Auburn have to give back all the BCS money they will be getting? If not what is the harm in playing him until the NCAA stops them?
November 18th, 2010 at 11:13 AM
Any chance Miss State gets a mild NCAA ass reaming over this?
November 18th, 2010 at 11:14 AM
Texas is 4-6 this season and has the Scout.com No. 1 recruiting class for 2011.
Are you going to compare Auburn’s college football success over the last 5 years to Texas?? Take away this year because most of these recruits signed before the season started….
November 18th, 2010 at 11:14 AM
This. If Auburn wins the national title here, lets say they play Oregon, and they have to vacate wins, does Oregon become the champion? Or is it just vacant.
Either way, everyone will remember who won the damn game. Plenty of t-shirts will be sold, everyone will make money. The end.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:14 AM
Not Gene Chizik.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:15 AM
The hell, I thought I just posted this comment…sorry if it comes through twice…
We were 7-5 last year. We should have beaten Kentucky and we led UGA and Alabama by 14 before losing those two late in the 4th quarter. We get a few bounces like we do this year, and we could have been 10-2. Speaking of this year, we get a few bounces the other way and we have three losses (see Miss. State, South Carolina, Clemson).
Everybody loves Trooper Taylor. I mean loves him. Take theories out of the equation and there is no doubt guys would want to play for him. Same with Curtis Luper, the RB coach. And in Malzahn’s offense, you’re gonna touch the ball, score points, etc.
Auburn is one of the best gameday experiences in the country. Recruits come, fall in love with it, the end. Again, theories aside, it was not surprising to me at all that we landed a great class. I thought this was a 9-3 team this year. Again, I direct your attention to those three games where we got bounces.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:15 AM
ND always has a top ten class, and well….you can see how good we are.
/kicks rock
November 18th, 2010 at 11:16 AM
It’s wise to warn against aggrandizing instant history, but it’s also foolish to ignore history when it’s happening in front of you. The Cam Newton saga may not be “the biggest story in the history of college football” at this point, but we are still in the salad course.
oh, it’s a big deal. I never said it wasn’t a big deal. I just thought it was a little hasty to give it the biggest superlative ever moniker when half of what was reported was utterly irrelevant to the issue (e.g. the stolen laptop, and the cheating at florida).
But yeah, big deal. Huge deal.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:17 AM
Makes me think of that Rachel McAdams gif…..
November 18th, 2010 at 11:17 AM
Second word here needs to be in all caps, bolded, and decorated with Christmas lights.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:17 AM
Duffy just told us his first year was down.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:17 AM
Not Gene Chizik.
you’re aware his first season is not this season, right? And in the above text, it mentions his down recruiting in his first season?
November 18th, 2010 at 11:18 AM
i agree w/ this. If I’m Auburn I risk long-term penalty for a shot of Cam Beating Arky, So Car & playing in the title game.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:19 AM
went to title game last year.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:19 AM
It’s a shame the woman’s whose ass that really is gets not credit.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:19 AM
Yes. His class was barely ranked in the top 25.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:20 AM
Gene Chizik has “it”
November 18th, 2010 at 11:21 AM
What does hanging around the football program mean unless you are believing everything you’ve read on Tiger Droppings. Until he was arrested, I had never heard of him. He’s not on the sidelines at games. He’s not at practice. I never saw him in the athletic complex while I was at Auburn. Since I’ve left, I’ve never heard anyone that’s still there mention him.
He gave $1 million for our badass new basketball arena. At the time he gave it, he was a dog track owner and nothing else. What school would have turned it down?
November 18th, 2010 at 11:21 AM
what
November 18th, 2010 at 11:22 AM
Good luck keeping him if they get nailed by the NCAA.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:23 AM
What school would have turned it down?
Mississippi State. They’re noble beyond measure. They ran and told the NCAA that they couldn’t afford Cam Newton.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:23 AM
Sorry, ritty. We’re looking for a whistler blower, truth be damned. If you can’t provide that, please supply contact information for someone that will.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:24 AM
(GASP!) Don’t you ruin my dreams Cleet! Is that really someone else’s ass?
November 18th, 2010 at 11:24 AM
Even if they don’t…
November 18th, 2010 at 11:25 AM
what
Duffy is (and rightly so) warning you that you may have become desensitized to sensational news by the sensationalizing of stupid stuff by guys in their underwear in their mom’s basements.
Duffy is likely wearing pants as he beats this story back to death every morning. But every morning, this story wakes from the dead and moans at him.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:25 AM
gotta give you credit duffy…great compendium.
that said…ill be glad when this story goes away.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:27 AM
is the tiger droppings website as unbiased as auburn undercover?
November 18th, 2010 at 11:27 AM
(GASP!) Don’t you ruin my dreams Cleet! Is that really someone else’s ass?
you’re asking if a popsicle stick has a world class ass, all of the sudden? Yeah, that was a body double.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:27 AM
Yes, this is true. However most of us will still treat this like Memphis’ run in the NCAA basketball tournament. I watched it happen. I care about an SAT score about as much as I care about the (alleged) $200K.
I think that’s your point, of course.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:28 AM
Chizik regularly holds fake press conferences for his assistant coaches where they work on being the head coach and answering questions. Whether we get busted or not, one or two or three of these guys are getting promotions. Maybe at Auburn, likely elsewhere.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:28 AM
What does hanging around the football program mean unless you are believing everything you’ve read on Tiger Droppings. Until he was arrested, I had never heard of him. He’s not on the sidelines at games. He’s not at practice. I never saw him in the athletic complex while I was at Auburn. Since I’ve left, I’ve never heard anyone that’s still there mention him.
He gave $1 million for our badass new basketball arena. At the time he gave it, he was a dog track owner and nothing else. What school would have turned it down?
Hope you’re right, but this sounds a bit naive…
November 18th, 2010 at 11:28 AM
Damn it!!
/kicks another rock
November 18th, 2010 at 11:28 AM
Along with the pants, you can bet a hoodie and flip-flops are hanging around, too. With a comb or brush nowhere in sight.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:28 AM
the question now is…who’s the body double?
duffy should spend time figuring that out. if it meets his intellectual criteria that is…
November 18th, 2010 at 11:29 AM
Tigerdroppings is a message board. The huge ass post was submitted by a commenter.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:29 AM
Serious question…which is worse, paying a player or employing an agent’s runner?
November 18th, 2010 at 11:29 AM
Agreed.
Agreed.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:29 AM
What do you mean? Don’t you not remember the Fab Five? Never existed.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:29 AM
I think he’s going somewhere else after this year anyways once the hammer starts falling on head coaches after the season is over.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:30 AM
Me too. Another one will take it’s place, of course.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:31 AM
I’ll need a timeout real quick to jog my memory.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:31 AM
Prevailing wisdom is that he’s being sized up for a head job this offseason anyway. This is his second go ’round as a successful assistant in the SEC. He’s due to add a line on his resume for Division I FBS head coach.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:31 AM
What’s wrong with a hoodie and flip-flops or unkempt hair?
November 18th, 2010 at 11:32 AM
No chance. Biggest story ever.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:32 AM
Wasn’t Malzhan the HC at Tulsa before his current position?
November 18th, 2010 at 11:32 AM
Naive based on your presumptions about the shadiness of college football? Naive based on the tigerdroppings manifesto? Or naive in the face of my own experiences while at Auburn?
Let me say this, when I graduated, having worked in the athletic department for four years, I was more convinced that the shady things you hear about college football simply were not true.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:33 AM
that said…ill be glad when this story goes away.
Me too. Another one will take it’s place, of course.
you say that now, but the story that takes it’s place will involve an athlete sexting weenie pics to an entire middle school class. You’ll beg for the Cam Newton allegation du jour.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:33 AM
LOL!! Spending 45 minutes making it look like you didn’t spen any time on your hair is FANTASTIC!!
/jealous. Balding since high school, shaving bald for 18 years now.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:33 AM
seriously. i’ll fight anyone who tells me to comb my hair.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:33 AM
I don’t agree at all, SC. Minor grade/SAT scandals are a lot different from what is basically a criminal operation on the plains. Auburn’s accomplishments will be viewed for what they are/will be: bought and paid for.
/ducks Ritty’s punch
/but it’s true
November 18th, 2010 at 11:33 AM
C’mon, the college stoner look can’t last forever. Youre what, 26?
November 18th, 2010 at 11:34 AM
What’s wrong with a hoodie and flip-flops or unkempt hair?.
hey, I’m giving you credit for the story being a good story, you doing a good job with it, and wearing pants. But you really gotta comb your hair, hippie.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:34 AM
Unkempt, great word. I enjoy when people argue that it’s “unkept.”
November 18th, 2010 at 11:34 AM
Nope, just OC.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:34 AM
No…just the OC.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:35 AM
you can go get fucked, CJ.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:35 AM
You fuckin hippies need to borrow some of Hernia’s hair gel and get a fucking job.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:35 AM
duffy just cant seem to comprehend why the nose-picking-meme-spouting masses dont care. We already knew that OSU and most of the SEC are dirty and pay players.
Its like one of those studies where the conclusion is that men like hot ass gifs, and you read it and say, well no shit.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:35 AM
Buzzing takes five minutes a week. I’ll never go back.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:36 AM
Above all else, first to go must be your Brutus doll.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:36 AM
Balding since high school, shaving bald for 18 years now.
I’ve lost most of my hair to barely suppressed rage. Nobody in my family is balding but me. My dad rocks a full mullet, and my mom’s dad has a head of hair Jimmy Johnson would admire. Both my brothers have manes of hair, and I’m rocking the fat friar haircut over here.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:36 AM
everyone loved him in Knoxville too. there were even mouthbreathers calling into local radio saying he should be promoted to head coach during Fulmer’s last season. he’s a hell of a recruiter and players would run through a wall for that guy.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:37 AM
i’ll shoot my dog myself before i get rid of brutus.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:37 AM
Almost all of those players committed before this disaster of a season unfolded. Texas under Mack has almost always had top recruiting classes. Auburn’s recruiting success last year seemed to come from left field.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:37 AM
I cannot respect a grown man who still dresses and looks like he did in college, sorry. Suit up.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:38 AM
I’m not blind and/or stupid. I’m worried sick about this whole thing but I’m still going to defend, defend, defend until there are facts, facts, facts. But, if this thing turns, my attentions shifts to who knew and how quickly can we fire them
November 18th, 2010 at 11:38 AM
I could bounce a quarter 3 feet in the air off that ass.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:38 AM
I don’t see anything wrong with either of them.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:38 AM
Uh huh
November 18th, 2010 at 11:39 AM
/adjusts tie
//winks at CJ
November 18th, 2010 at 11:39 AM
did you type this while wearing your welker jersey?
November 18th, 2010 at 11:39 AM
oh, forgot this:
/memes and downplaying
November 18th, 2010 at 11:39 AM
Oh, this is just all kinds of excellent.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:39 AM
Doesn’t necessarily mean they should be in a suit or dress shoes. Jeans and Golas work rather nicely.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:39 AM
Hope you’re right, but this sounds a bit naive…
Naive based on your presumptions about the shadiness of college football? Naive based on the tigerdroppings manifesto? Or naive in the face of my own experiences while at Auburn?
Let me say this, when I graduated, having worked in the athletic department for four years, I was more convinced that the shady things you hear about college football simply were not true.
I respect your opinion, but are you assuming that all improper payments and benefits flow through the athletic department?
I think you are about to find out **Spoiler Alert** there is no Santa Claus…
November 18th, 2010 at 11:40 AM
I cannot respect a grown man who still dresses and looks like he did in college, sorry. Suit up.
you can get quality men’s wear in JC Penney’s Young Men’s section, fellas. CJ’s husband wears husky pants.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:40 AM
I work out of home and I’m engaged. My hair routine consists of shampoo, conditioner, shove everything to the side. Shave once or twice a week.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:40 AM
How come no one every uses the word ‘kempt’ – it’s only ever unkempt.
/jack handy’d
November 18th, 2010 at 11:40 AM
It’s wise to warn against aggrandizing instant history, but it’s also foolish to ignore history when it’s happening in front of you. The Cam Newton saga may not be “the biggest story in the history of college football” at this point, but we are still in the salad course.
Not me. I’m in the recliner, pants unbuttoned, & into my third B&B
/fail to see why THIS story is any different from many others in my lifetime (a long time)
November 18th, 2010 at 11:40 AM
Good point
Ok, so ‘grown’ man is a relative term. I go with the age sense and not the height sense.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:40 AM
sanders…i like this pic better.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:41 AM
The happiest person outside Tuscaloosa to have these allegations emerge? Ty Duffy.</em>
because you TBLers hurt his feelings the other day (yesterday?)
The Cam Newton saga may not be “the biggest story in the history of college football” at this point, but we are still in the salad course.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:42 AM
2-1 odds that jpq blames his quote error on this not be a mobile site
November 18th, 2010 at 11:43 AM
2-1 odds that i leave a knife through a well-worn birkenstock with a note saying “watch your back communist” on it on your front door.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:44 AM
This story makes me so happy. AUB goes undefeated in 04, but gets screwed. They might go undefeated in ’10, but have everything wiped off of the books. I love it. I cannot wait until they get USC’d.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:44 AM
It’s all cheating. You still acquired a player in a way that is against the rules. Since pretty much every college football roster that matters has at least one of those players on it, I really don’t care any more. College basketball is similar but on a smaller scale.
If the NFL and NCAA collaborate to stop it or even lessen it, that would be of great interest to me and I’d be curious to hear how they plan to do it.
I’m not going to sit here and think every elite team is clean. I’m just going to continue watching the games and hope to be entertained by a quality competition.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:44 AM
I hope to never hear an announcer preface his name with “future HOFer” again.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:44 AM
2-1 odds that jpq blames his quote error on this not be a mobile site
going out on a limb, i see
November 18th, 2010 at 11:44 AM
duffy just cant seem to comprehend why the nose-picking-meme-spouting masses dont care. We already knew that OSU and most of the SEC are dirty and pay players.
Its like one of those studies where the conclusion is that men like hot ass gifs, and you read it and say, well no shit.
I really don’t understand why the same talking points are used (essentially, I like what I like) in regards to a playoff (which has no moral/legal function) and shit like paying players (which does).
November 18th, 2010 at 11:45 AM
Don’t understand the fashion criticism, honestly. What do you people wear around the house? Have lovely tailored dress clothes. General attire – button down or polo shirt, jeans, sneakers.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:45 AM
when i start doing color commentary, i’ll announce him as “the NFL’s light-hitting, defensive first baseman.”
November 18th, 2010 at 11:45 AM
Ok Donnie Wahlberg tweets wayyy too much. *Unfollow*
November 18th, 2010 at 11:45 AM
Birkenstocks are still some of the most comfortable foot apparel out there. I will never throw mine out. I will walk on them until the cork is all gone and I am walking on concrete.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:46 AM
Can’t have it both ways. Can’t claim it’s a rogue booster, and with the other side of your mouth, claim this booster and his cronies run the show down there.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:46 AM
CJ’s from NE, which makes her criticism even more puzzling. she lives in hoodie central.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:46 AM
I’m ensconced in velvet.
/Hernia’d
November 18th, 2010 at 11:47 AM
WHATEVERYOUDODONOTWEARTHEWHITEUNDERSHIRT!!!
/Hernia
November 18th, 2010 at 11:47 AM
Don’t understand the fashion criticism, honestly. What do you people wear around the house? Have lovely tailored dress clothes. General attire –
button down or polo shirt, jeans, sneakers. smoking jacket, ascot, slippers/fixed
November 18th, 2010 at 11:47 AM
If you follow me on a Sunday, chances are I’ll annoy the shit out of you.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:47 AM
There it is again!
/kidding
I roam the house naked and do the helicopter a lot.
Speaking of naked…..mrejr has been silent since the incident….
November 18th, 2010 at 11:47 AM
I don’t judge a man by the length of his hair, but you put on a pair of shoes when you walk into the public library fella!
/Bookman’d
November 18th, 2010 at 11:48 AM
If you follow me on a Sunday, chances are I’ll annoy the shit out of you.
Somebody commented about firing you recently.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:48 AM
No, of course things wouldn’t flow freely through the athletic department but I am also basing my assessments of the time I spent at AU on contact I had with the players would would have been in receipt of those payments.
Cadillac Williams was a poor kid from Attalla when he arrived at Auburn and in my opinion he remained a poor kid from Attalla until the day after his final game at Auburn. The players went to class, too, if you can believe that. There were runners who I knew who worked for the team who would come to class, stick there head in the door, do a head count and leave. True story – Jay Ratliff once sat next to me on a test day and told me he was going to cheat off of me. I was 6′, about 165, he was 6′ whatever and 290 lbs. I told him I hoped he liked a B+. He was kidding of course. He moved to a chair with nobody around him and presumably passed the class.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:48 AM
Something for the aubies to think about. Name one time that the NCAA investigates a school and does not hammer them? The short term pleasure will not be worth it. You may think that winning it will overshadow it being vacated but the smear will be with you forever. You will soon see the “fambly” not show up for those game day experiences that rittyrich talks about that everybody loves. The recruits will see a losing program. Enjoy the crack while you can.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:48 AM
amen. i wore mine until the glue that holds the top to the bottom wore out.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:49 AM
If only someone had written something about how they could go about accomplishing such a thing.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:49 AM
Happens a lot on Mondays. Oh well.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:49 AM
I didnt want to say anything, but I think I followed you for about 2 weeks. Couldnt take it anymore.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:50 AM
scared to find out who else you follow on twitter
November 18th, 2010 at 11:50 AM
Este
November 18th, 2010 at 11:51 AM
Ok Donnie Wahlberg tweets wayyy too much. *Unfollow*
scared to find out who else you follow on twitter
Whose your favorite New Kid? Call me Joey.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:51 AM
Husker, if you have kids, I hope they have nightmares about Nick Fairley until they’re 18.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:51 AM
as i would do if it were my team.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:52 AM
Buddy of mine had some classes with Courtney Taylor. Says the same thing.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:52 AM
I understand that part of it, the “of the moment” part…but I still suggest there is a distinction. That Memphis team you cited…the first thing I think of when I think of them is not going to be the Rose scandal, it’s going to be the great title game against Kansas.
But this Auburn team will likely be different….the first thing I (and I would argue most of us) will think of is not how Cam Newton trucked thru helpless defenses, but instead it will the scandal.
You are too young to remember the SMU Pony Express teams…but they are remembered for the scandal, not because Dickerson/James could not be stopped.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:53 AM
Still want to hear it from the entities themselves.
I assume you lasted about 2 Blackhawks games with me.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:54 AM
2-1 odds that jpq blames his quote error on this not be a mobile site
2-1 odds that i leave a knife through a well-worn birkenstock with a note saying “watch your back communist” on it on your front door.
Ha. But it was! I’m just going to quit cutting & pasting. That’ s where breakdowns are occurring.
Hilarious comments in this thread, BTW
November 18th, 2010 at 11:54 AM
/Checks follower list
//pumps fist
///Dougies in front of bsanders
November 18th, 2010 at 11:54 AM
Don’t understand the fashion criticism, honestly. What do you people wear around the house? Have lovely tailored dress clothes. General attire – button down or polo shirt, jeans, sneakers.
they’re jokes. .
November 18th, 2010 at 11:55 AM
I keep forgetting to ask you this, but wtf is Doc Emerick doing on a train? Cant he afford a driver?
November 18th, 2010 at 11:55 AM
Damn it. This could have gone on a little longer.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:56 AM
Don’t understand the fashion criticism, honestly. What do you people wear around the house? Have lovely tailored dress clothes. General attire – button down or polo shirt, jeans, sneakers.
they’re jokes. .
I think golfercraig genuinely sees Duffy’s outward attire as a sign of his rotten elitist moral core. I think it would help to los the shades.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:57 AM
jordan 4 life
November 18th, 2010 at 11:58 AM
any QB in the SEC who has been cheap shotted by Fairley has nightmares of him I assume.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:58 AM
Can’t have it both ways. Can’t claim it’s a rogue booster, and with the other side of your mouth, claim this booster and his cronies run the show down there.
Slow down Turbo, I am not “claiming” anything. I have never set foot on the Auburn campus nor been involved with any of their boosters. I just think its funny that you can’t believe this is a possibility. You want an ATM deposit receipt for $180k or this didn’t happen. Reggie Bush never took any money either, right?
Simple question: Why is the FBI envolved in this? They never entered into the Bush investigation…
November 18th, 2010 at 11:58 AM
Honestly, he is probably better off taking the train if he’s going into NYC (I’m assuming that’s where he was going). But yeah, still weird.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:58 AM
Damn it. This could have gone on a little longer.
my bad, but I was afraid it was about to get out of control with Duff either listing off how much his suits cost, or erupting into some blog commenter insults.
I currently have on pants but no shoes. My feet are quite cold.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:59 AM
I think golfercraig genuinely sees Duffy’s outward attire as a sign of his rotten elitist moral core. I think it would help to lose the shades.
I get that strictly from his writing
November 18th, 2010 at 11:59 AM
My kids won’t fear cheap shot artists.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:59 AM
Had to throw the jacket on in the office today. It’s cold. Fuck winter. Fuck it right in the ass.
November 18th, 2010 at 12:00 PM
I think I’m going to ask for a robe for Christmas now with all this talk. Does Hugh Hefner have his own collection?
November 18th, 2010 at 12:00 PM
Ditto.
November 18th, 2010 at 12:00 PM
Rainbows > Birkenstocks
November 18th, 2010 at 12:01 PM
Fuck Nick Fairley.
/obligatory
November 18th, 2010 at 12:01 PM
Ditto, except shave every 10 days.
Hoddies. Almost exclusively.
Shades and hat, too.
November 18th, 2010 at 12:01 PM
I recently discovered the vent in my ceiling, one of those large ones with a bullhorn type exit on it, was stuffed with cardboard. I removed the cardboard to find that ARCTIC air was being pushed through it. I can’t get the cardboard lodged in there again. The number for facilities isn’t listed on my handy phone list.
It’s cold.
November 18th, 2010 at 12:02 PM
When I was 10 I loved this song. I’ve never admitted that before now, I feel like a burden’s been lifted
November 18th, 2010 at 12:02 PM
Dude, you can’t let our ascribing to your internet persona small individualist flairs as a rant on fashion sense. It’s blog. We’re commenters. We’re all in on the continuing jokes. I don’t think anyone here (well, maybe a couple people) has actual internal feelings about another commenter. It’s just jokes for the sake of busting balls.
/except Clay. I hate that fucker.
November 18th, 2010 at 12:03 PM
I work out of home and I’m engaged. My hair routine consists of shampoo, conditioner, shove everything to the side. Shave once or twice a week.
Ditto, except shave every 10 days.
Hoddies. Almost exclusively.
Shades and hat, too.
That’s just so you don’t have to sign autographs….
November 18th, 2010 at 12:05 PM
/except Clay. I hate that fucker.
and i know better than to say a word about it, because Craig drops bombs. Although he’s a bald bastard.
November 18th, 2010 at 12:05 PM
I still find this weird. Am I the only person who actually likes getting to dress like an adult in the morning?
November 18th, 2010 at 12:05 PM
Had to throw the jacket on in the office today. It’s cold. Fuck winter. Fuck it right in the ass.
Took me an hour to get to work today, didn’t crack 60km/hr on a freeway that has a speed limit of 110km/hr. We got about 4 inches of snow yesterday.
November 18th, 2010 at 12:06 PM
mrejr has been silent since the incident
what this? kkk recruitment snafu?
November 18th, 2010 at 12:07 PM
That song was fire when out came out. I don’t think I’ve listened to it in a couple years. Still holds up.
November 18th, 2010 at 12:07 PM
damn you and your silly little metric system
November 18th, 2010 at 12:08 PM
No, I love it. My last job let people wear jeans and t-shirts to work daily, and naturally people took advantage. People looked like fucking slobs. I love dressing nice.
November 18th, 2010 at 12:08 PM
If you were allowed to wear sweats and a hoodie to work, would you? I used to. Then they decided I was more important than I really am. Now I have to put on real pants with a crease in them and a shirt with a collar. It makes me sleep 10 minutes less in the morning. This also forces me to iron at night. Ironing sucks.
November 18th, 2010 at 12:08 PM
Remember when we hated each other? And now we just hate the same people. We’ve grown.
/Lifetime movie in the works.
November 18th, 2010 at 12:09 PM
I believe he posted a naked picture of himself on his twitter feed.
November 18th, 2010 at 12:10 PM
I believe he posted a naked picture of himself on his twitter feed.
After Mark Henry beat him up.
November 18th, 2010 at 12:10 PM
At least he was responsible with the ‘u’s this time.
November 18th, 2010 at 12:10 PM
Don’t you mean 10 cm? At least stay consistent, damn it.
November 18th, 2010 at 12:11 PM
I believe he posted a naked picture of himself on his twitter feed.
hot or not?
November 18th, 2010 at 12:11 PM
I still find this weird. Am I the only person who actually likes getting to dress like an adult in the morning?
Probably. I had one period when I did the international travel thing, where they all dress well for work. I got into wearing the Zegna & Canali suits, etc, but now that I don’t do it, give me shorts & sneakers
November 18th, 2010 at 12:13 PM
Zegna. Finest summer weight wool I’ve ever owned.
November 18th, 2010 at 12:13 PM
Mrejr works nights. Only degenerates work nights
November 18th, 2010 at 12:13 PM
Don’t you mean 10 cm? At least stay consistent, damn it.
Hoisted by my own petard.
November 18th, 2010 at 12:13 PM
I hate being dressed like a slob. After I’ve worked out in the morning the first thing I have to do is shower and get into decent clothes (jeans/nice shorts and a t-shirt at the very least).
November 18th, 2010 at 12:14 PM
lol…
November 18th, 2010 at 12:15 PM
I dunno. I don’t think I would want to work somewhere like that. I iron at night if I must, but usually everything is pretty fresh from the dry cleaners.
November 18th, 2010 at 12:16 PM
It’s hateful shit like this that makes me question the motives of every piece of speculation out there. Right now we lack facts. Until those come pouring in, do not doubt that 99% of the Tide Nation, if given the chance, would press the nuke button on Auburn even if all that button did was release misinformation on the Internet.
November 18th, 2010 at 12:16 PM
Vezina why did you quit Facebook? I would think it would help with traffic to your website.
/get a job, hippie
November 18th, 2010 at 12:16 PM
Craig: agreed. Love Zegna stuff. My son wore one of my suits recently & looked fantastic.
Used to make great jeans, too.
November 18th, 2010 at 12:18 PM
Haha, awesome.
November 18th, 2010 at 12:31 PM
Vezina why did you quit Facebook? I would think it would help with traffic to your website.
/get a job, hippie
got tired of being Unemployed Guy, and one less thing to waste time with. I will be back, just as soon as I set up a page just for the site
/no hippie, more like a nippie
//i like nipples
November 18th, 2010 at 1:17 PM
lol @ the Auburn fan defending his school. The evidence right now is pretty ridiculous at this point, and it seems inevitable that some bad shit is going to go down. And as a alumni who’s school also once employed Trooper Taylor, it is well known that he is a good recruiter for a specific reason.
November 18th, 2010 at 1:27 PM
as opposed to dressing like a kid? i dunno about you, but i love running downstairs in the morning with my superman underwear outside of my pants and wearing a cape.
November 18th, 2010 at 1:49 PM
How he can still play is beyond me.
Ridiculous with so much evidence against him