Deliberately ignorant for effect? Check
Inflated sense of one’s place in the world? Check
A face that doubles as a fist-magnet? Judging by his dimented beak, I’d say check.

Que?

CJ: I believe Jersey just threw you his long black totem

Somewhere today I saw her referred to as Snookie wearing a wig.

and we can only stomach so many episodes of Sportscenter, we usually tune in to Cowherd’s show.

It is possible to turn the TV off, you know.

I would honestly rather you call me all of that AND say something derogatory about someone I care about (like my mom… or CJ)

Que?

giggity greg sent me into a downward 10 minute multiple open tabbed death spiral

Women that incessantly text piss men off. No one wants to have a whole text conversation over the course of an hour when a 3 minute phone call would have sufficed.

This rightcheer.

/fuck my life

I would honestly rather you call me all of that AND say something derogatory about someone I care about (like my mom… or CJ) than bring up he that shall not be named.

yea, i went overboard. you had the good taste not to sanchez my name, so i can go along with this. sorry, brah.

That’s another thing I hate… it would take 2 seconds for this person to send an e-mail or a text instead of calling. I had to tell my mom she has to e-mail me first before calling because she was literally calling me 2 times a day to talk about something stupid like a white elephant gift she found at a garage sale.

Women that incessantly text piss men off. No one wants to have a whole text conversation over the course of an hour when a 3 minute phone call would have sufficed.

I had to tell my mom she has to e-mail me first

this…however, now my mom will email and tell me to email her just to talk. that’s not how it works, ma. you come up with something to say and you email it and respond. you dont just email saying “i’d like to hear from you”. email when you have something interesting, damnit.

fuck you too you piece of shit asshole

I would honestly rather you call me all of that AND say something derogatory about someone I care about (like my mom… or CJ) than bring up he that shall not be named.

i think you attacked one of our own

na…i attacked pittsburgh. ive golfed with stabbin before…id never accuse him of cousin fuckin’.

same as your mom’s last name.

/pittsburgh cousin fucker’d

i think you attacked one of our own

Christina Aguleria is getting fat.

Link?

http://www.dlisted.com/node/39650/images/burlesque_17_wenn3100092.jpg

I’d still give her my best 3 pumps. I might actually enjoy it more.

but just shoot me a goddamn text

That’s another thing I hate… it would take 2 seconds for this person to send an e-mail or a text instead of calling. I had to tell my mom she has to e-mail me first before calling because she was literally calling me 2 times a day to talk about something stupid like a white elephant gift she found at a garage sale.