Tony Parker & Eva Longoria: Not Getting a Divorce

Tony Parker and Eva Longoria are NOT getting a divorce. A couple hours ago, TMZ reported they were (see the URL), but Longoria’s reps denied it to the point that TMZ changed its story. This is all an attempt to derail the 8-1 Spurs, right? They play in Chicago Wednesday.

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25 Responses to “Tony Parker & Eva Longoria: Not Getting a Divorce”

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ms621 Says:
November 16th, 2010 at 5:19 PM
Does no one appreciate the humor potential of a good caption???
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Senator Jersey Says:
November 16th, 2010 at 5:19 PM
No… not right now.
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SouvenirCity Says:
November 16th, 2010 at 5:23 PM
Crêpe eating sonofabitch.
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RexKramerDangerSeeker Says:
November 16th, 2010 at 5:25 PM
This is all an attempt to derail the 8-1 Spurs, right?
Cowherd is somehow behind this.
/ConspiraTuesday at TheBigLead.com
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Chief aka James Says:
November 16th, 2010 at 5:26 PM
Crêpe eating sonofabitch.
Crêpes are fucking delicious.
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ms621 Says:
November 16th, 2010 at 5:27 PM
Crêpe eating sonofabitch.
I was made to watch It’s Complicated last night. It was ok.
/she owns a bakery in the movie, so that’s why I brought it up.
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Mike Eurizone > Paul Henderson Says:
November 16th, 2010 at 5:29 PM
I was very concerned with how she was going to deal with having his jersey number tattooed on her neck. Crisis averted.
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RexKramerDangerSeeker Says:
November 16th, 2010 at 5:29 PM
she owns a bakery in the movie
Whoa there, Spoilie McSpoilpants…
/CRM
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devang Says:
November 16th, 2010 at 5:32 PM
MS
Pickup the DogfishHead Pangaea. Good stuff.
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ms621 Says:
November 16th, 2010 at 5:32 PM
Whoa there, Spoilie McSpoilpants…
/CRM
She and Alec Baldwin do it. More than once.
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ms621 Says:
November 16th, 2010 at 5:34 PM
MS
Pickup the DogfishHead Pangaea. Good stuff.
Water from Antartica? That’s the kind of gratuitous use of ingredients I can get behind.
Thanks for the heads up devang. Any idea of unit cost?
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87 Says:
November 16th, 2010 at 5:34 PM
someone in the Marlins front office is drunk
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devang Says:
November 16th, 2010 at 5:35 PM
I was made to watch It’s Complicated last night. It was ok.
Not a bad movie.
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Chief aka James Says:
November 16th, 2010 at 5:38 PM
someone in the Marlins front office is drunk
Omar Infante is a fucking all-star. You shut your mouth.
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Rex Ryan’s Seed tastes like Arby’s Sauce Says:
November 16th, 2010 at 5:40 PM
ah only know one word in ~~french~~ freedom…”surrender.”
/spits
//shoots guns in air
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captain_spalding Says:
November 16th, 2010 at 5:41 PM
cheese eating surrender monkey
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devang Says:
November 16th, 2010 at 5:42 PM
Thanks for the heads up devang. Any idea of unit cost?
Don’t remember but I think it was $8-$10 for that size bottle.
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ms621 Says:
November 16th, 2010 at 5:42 PM
Don’t remember but I think it was $8-$10 for that size bottle.
That’s not too bad.
I’m still hung up on how they get water from Antartica. How the hell is that cost effective?
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Rex Ryan’s Seed tastes like Arby’s Sauce Says:
November 16th, 2010 at 5:44 PM
cheese eating surrender monkey
that’s fantastic.
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José Says:
November 16th, 2010 at 5:45 PM
I can’t wait to find out who’s next to not get a divorce.
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Mike Eurizone > Paul Henderson Says:
November 16th, 2010 at 5:47 PM
cheese eating surrender monkey
/Groundskeeper Willie’d
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devang Says:
November 16th, 2010 at 5:51 PM
I’m still hung up on how they get water from Antartica. How the hell is that cost effective?
Sam Calagione talks about it in the video clip. He enlisted the help of a US military base down around there and used a reverse osmosis process to get that water.
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Mike Eurizone > Paul Henderson Says:
November 16th, 2010 at 5:54 PM
I’m still hung up on how they get water from Antartica. How the hell is that cost effective?
2 Canadians lost their lives for each bottle. I hope you enjoy it, murderer.
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ms621 Says:
November 16th, 2010 at 5:56 PM
2 Canadians lost their lives for each bottle. I hope you enjoy it, murderer.
Needs more unnecessary u’s.
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vezina Says:
November 16th, 2010 at 11:05 PM
bulls are on the circus trip

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