Chris Bosh Isn’t the Right Man for the Job
You know the NBA’s in the midst of one of its most important seasons in the last two decades when a 24/7 NFL guy like Jason Whitlock is writing about Chris Bosh and the Miami Heat in November. Most of what has been written about the Heat in the first three weeks of the season amounts to, “so, when is Pat Riley taking over?” Whitlock has decided instead to sharpen his focus on Chris Bosh, who has yet to prove – hey, it’s early – that he’s the right man for the job in the low post.
Chris Bosh is too soft to be the third wheel of the “Big Three” … Does Bosh have any Dennis Rodman, Horace Grant or Charles Oakley in his 6-foot-11, 235-pound frame?
Is Bosh a homeless man’s Dirk Nowitzki, a perimeter big man who put up inflated scoring and rebounding numbers because when visiting NBA players cross the Canadian border they put far more effort into acquiring condoms, one-dollar bills and a strip-club champagne room than their on-court assignments?
Bosh is averaging a pedestrian 14 points and five rebounds a game, a far cry from the 24-10 he posted last year in Toronto. And he’s not an enforcer. He’s not an intimidating defender. He doesn’t rebound with passion. Is he going to cut it in the postseason if the Heat have to face Joakim Noah, then Kevin Garnett, then Dwight Howard?
Cleveland’s Anderson Varejao and Houston’s Luis Scola should be at the top of Riley’s wish list.
Not a bad place to start. The Magic would never do it, but Marcin Gortat is only playing 20 minutes a night in Orlando, and he’d be an ideal fit at center for Miami. He’d know his role: Defense and rebounding.
With all the criticism heaped on Bosh, it’s almost a given that he’ll have his best game of the young season tonight vs. Al Jefferson, and follow that with a double-double Thursday in a rematch against KG.

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November 9th, 2010 at 2:02 PM
Of course he isn’t the right guy for the low post job, he doesn’t have a post game. He likes to face up and shoot 15 footers.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:02 PM
I… agree with Whitlock?
What year is it?
November 9th, 2010 at 2:03 PM
I know I would trade a solid center to the one team that needs a center to win a title.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:04 PM
Two words: Stojko Vrankovic.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:05 PM
I might dislike Chris Bosh as much as Mr. LeBron Wade. Seriously, fuck that guy.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:05 PM
This is such a fucked up story. Kid was minding his own business when a group of thug-bitches beat him and kill him. He was stomped so hard it punctured his heart. I hope all of these fuckers are getting raped nightly in prison soon.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:06 PM
From the story:
Quantez Devonta Mallory, 18, Horace Damon Coleman, 19, Emmanuel Benjamin Boykins, 18, and Tracen Lamar Franklin, 19, have all been charged with murder and are being held without bond at the Douglas County Jail.
Witnesses said Boykins attacked the smaller Tillman after being hit by a girl during an unrelated fight and declaring he would hit the next guy he saw and didn’t know, rather than strike the girl.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:06 PM
I must ask… what if the Heat played a triangle offense? Would that make a difference, at least in his scoring numbers? Right now, they don’t have an offensive set that includes Bosh as a primary option, do they? I don’t think they’re going to get tremendous rebounding numbers out of his no matter what they do.
My NBA-minded roommate brought this up a week or so ago.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:07 PM
best third option in the NBA
November 9th, 2010 at 2:07 PM
two words: Eddy. Curry.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:07 PM
For being the same size, KG was twice that player at 26 than Chris Bosh is right now. The guy is the most overrated player at his position in basketball.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:08 PM
This would mean neither wade nor lbj would get to dominate the ball. So…no, it will never happen.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:08 PM
Whitlock acts like he’s writing about some great revelation.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:09 PM
Fucking worthless people. Scum of the earth.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:09 PM
They do, they run that high screen with him and LeBron a lot. The problem is Spolestra isn’t doing enough to give LeBron options after he makes a read.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:10 PM
But that’s the problem, isn’t it? Kobe still gets to ‘dominate’ the ball to an extent in LA. The triangle just allows his teammates to remain involved.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:10 PM
however, can we take a hiatus from talking about the Heat? I know it’s a good story, but God damn every day with this team. It’s November 9th.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:10 PM
You know the NBA’s in the midst of one of its most important seasons in the last two decades when a 24/7 NFL guy like Jason Whitlock is writing about Chris Bosh and the Miami Heat in November.
So Whitlock is like the Ground Hog of important NBA seasons? How the fuck does he ever miss his shadow??
November 9th, 2010 at 2:11 PM
To the Lakers for Bynum?
November 9th, 2010 at 2:12 PM
It just makes me so fucking angry. Why would anyone do that to someone? The kid was just walking by a group and got killed for it. Fuck..I’m getting pissed thinking about it.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:12 PM
But still, he’s the unquestioned talent that needs to be “fed”. That’s why it works. That’s why it worked with MJ. The problem with LBJ is that he is too talented for the triangle, you wouldn’t be harnessing his gifts enough.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:13 PM
There’s a lot of stains in this world. Keep an eye on your wives and children
November 9th, 2010 at 2:14 PM
Huh? I love you Jersey, but that is retarded. The triangle worked for MJ and it works for Kobe. It would work wonders for LBJ, too.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:14 PM
there’s no way on god’s green earth that the cavs trade varejao to miami.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:14 PM
This sounds very me-centric though, Jersey. Shouldn’t the goal be for the team to just win games instead of fill that stat sheet? I know it’s the NBA but…
They harnessed his gifts in Cleveland. Look where that got them.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:14 PM
Like always. Kinda his thing
November 9th, 2010 at 2:14 PM
when visiting NBA players cross the Canadian border they put far more effort into acquiring condoms, one-dollar bills and a strip-club champagne room than their on-court assignments?
c’mon whitlock, there’s no one dollar bills in Canada. You put the dollar coin in the slot.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:15 PM
Obligatory.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:15 PM
That’s why it worked with MJ. The problem with LBJ is that he is too talented for the triangle, you wouldn’t be harnessing his gifts enough.
Jersey, we all voted for you in the midterms but this is one of the most poorly constructed comments in the history of ever
November 9th, 2010 at 2:15 PM
Kid was 124 pounds and he had 4 kids bigger than him stomping and jumping on him with all their weight and a bone punctured his heart. I don’t get how people don’t think that they could be killing a person when stomping them. It takes one stomp to the wrong place to kill someone. Fucking asshole retards.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:16 PM
I like Chris Bosh. However, I have absolutely no respect for LeDiva or Wade.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:16 PM
Is this like the ping pong trick, but Canadian style? Does the coin come out shiny or something like that?
November 9th, 2010 at 2:17 PM
Is there some sort of connection between Canada and condoms I am missing? Or is he just trying to say players get laid a lot when they go up north?
November 9th, 2010 at 2:17 PM
If the triangle is going to work wonders for LeBron, he better not be running the point.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:17 PM
Kobe and Jordan play nothing like LeBron. But really, Miami will be fine
November 9th, 2010 at 2:17 PM
This is too good not to be a TJ:
LOL.
/end startlingly hilarious TJ
November 9th, 2010 at 2:17 PM
I doubt they’re smart enough to understand pressure and gravity. Fucking hope they get life.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:17 PM
best third option in the NBA…..is Lamar Odom right now
November 9th, 2010 at 2:17 PM
As I said earlier, I hope they are crying for their mothers when Tiny is all up in their shit.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:18 PM
Fuck Bosh. It’s even more disgusting that the idiot thinks he is on the level of LeQuit or Wade.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:18 PM
Yeah, let me clarify. The triangle wouldn’t work if you want the threat of LBJ and Wade to be consistent while they are both on the court. When Wade’s off? Yeah, ti would probably work. But for the 30-35 minutes (or whatever it is) that they share on the court, it wouldn’t work for them. Maybe I’m just over thinking how a defense would react to them.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:18 PM
Ewww.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:18 PM
Hey man, fan interest is through the roof.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:19 PM
Loonies and twonies.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:19 PM
It was premeditated for no reason. They are getting death
November 9th, 2010 at 2:20 PM
This is the truth. There are some wild urban legends about NBA players getting out of line at Toronto strip clubs and thinking they were going to get the star treatment from security. Happens sometimes but not all the time. More than one player has taken a civilized beating for their actions.
I almost feel sorry for Chris. This article will be written many times by many different people over the next few years.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:20 PM
I’ll take that bet.
/Heat makes more sense with Amare.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:20 PM
The irony is that he is now going to be someone’s bitch for the next 20 years.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:20 PM
Did the triangle really work wonders for Kobe and Michael or did they succeed in spite of it? It seems like if the triangle were so successful you would have a ton of copycats like what happened with the Princeton offense a decade ago.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:20 PM
This is what I mean. Look at where Jordan and Kobe traditionally set up in the triangle? The wing, the block, or the elbow. Lebron is way too good to limit him to a section of the floor, that’s not how you use him. You let him create using the entire floor. I need a goddamn diagram.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:21 PM
I will never as to borrow an Iphone again. This can’t be possible anyway, no way in hell.
/Right?
November 9th, 2010 at 2:22 PM
It was premeditated for no reason. They are getting death
November 9th, 2010 at 2:22 PM
Even though you can make a great argument for why they should get death….I don’t think there is anyway they get death. Life, no parole…..Plus, we don’t know the state law on murder for the state.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:23 PM
He’s too good to alter his game and win titles? Instead he needs to keep lowering his shoulder like a bull and choking in the playoffs.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:24 PM
George Jung, Ftw!
/I hope that’s his right name
November 9th, 2010 at 2:26 PM
Goddamnit Husker. I didn;t mean he was too good. He isn’t the mold of player Kobe or MJ is to run the triangle. That’s not what he does. WHat I am trying to say in a nutshell is that he isn’t that technically proficient a scorer to flourish in that system. You’d be trying to put a square peg in a round hole.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:27 PM
Ahh…I get it now Jersey. I see what you’re saying. But seriously, Kobe >> James.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:27 PM
You know, some people do the fucking in prison.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:27 PM
if he is attacking in a half court set, it’s going to be predominantly from the top, where he can lower his head and bull rush in. His skill set limits him to the top. His lack of a mid range game makes him primarily a passer from the wings.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:27 PM
Yung released from prison?
November 9th, 2010 at 2:27 PM
You’d be trying to put a square peg in a round hole.
Wait, Kobe won 5 titles in the… Oh, that wasn’t a rape joke
November 9th, 2010 at 2:28 PM
Thank you. And I agree.
/Huffs and puffs heavily.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:28 PM
JHS- Lions signing another Sparty. Dave Rayner to fill in for Hanson.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:28 PM
BLOW might be my favorite movie ever.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:28 PM
production > ability
November 9th, 2010 at 2:29 PM
Not 18-year-olds who do that to a 124 pound kid. They get fucked.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:29 PM
No way Bahstin Gahrge got released, I don’t think he was up for parole for another 10 years.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:30 PM
Ability and rings >> ability and no rings plus a douchey 1-hour tv special.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:30 PM
i know it is just exhibition games, but Kalin Lucas is looking very healthy.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:30 PM
lol.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:30 PM
“How about a gross of fluorescent condoms for the the novelty machine in the men’s room? I mean, those are fun even when you’re alone. We’re talkin’ the hula hoop of the nineties.”
November 9th, 2010 at 2:30 PM
You know, some people do the fucking in prison.
very seldom the ones who just got there.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:30 PM
Well he can always just charge to the hoop from the wing, too. But yeah, if you want to make best use of him, he needs to a.) see the entire court and b.) make use of the entire length of the paint and the key.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:32 PM
I encourage anyone with a voodoo doll of kobe or Lebron to get stab happy at the knees.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:32 PM
/wanking motion
November 9th, 2010 at 2:32 PM
I don’t know why, but this got me thinking about a time a bunch of college friends went bowling. It was the laser bowling shit where the black lights come out. Well, the black lights come on, and one of the guys in our group has this shit all over his hands. But when you look at his hands outside of the black light, you see nothing. Yeah, he was with his gf before bowling and didn’t wash his hands. Nasty.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:32 PM
that is a sick story. makes me scared to have kids.
It was premeditated for no reason. They are getting death
/crossing fingers.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:32 PM
You know, some people do the fucking in prison.
very seldom the ones who just got there.
Those kids that just got there in like early season four did not have a good time.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:33 PM
Why does everyone have to make that stupid “homeless man’s” analogy? Just say, “he’s nowhere near as good as Nowitzki.”
November 9th, 2010 at 2:33 PM
Exactly. They have to work their way up to that by being the wet hole for a few years. They then get to turn the tables and do the drilling.
/gross
November 9th, 2010 at 2:34 PM
oh yeah, and who gives a shit about another leBrownstar quandry
November 9th, 2010 at 2:35 PM
uh oh
November 9th, 2010 at 2:36 PM
leBrownstar
uh oh
god, what now? i cant call someone a butthole?
November 9th, 2010 at 2:36 PM
That’s why you immediately get a neck tattoo when you get in there.
/stares a taguchi from across the yard
November 9th, 2010 at 2:36 PM
Lmao menarky can’t win. I was thinking he meant asshole
November 9th, 2010 at 2:37 PM
Something similar to this happened to me in my youth. I got jumped by a gang of 10-12 Sri Lankan dudes who beat me with a cricket bat and a golf club along with a bunch of stomping. To this day we, I have no idea why that happened but I assume it was a case of mistaken identity. Luckily, these guys were all relatively small and didn’t do any serious damage. I still cherish the few precious shots I landed before resorting to the fetal position.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:37 PM
ah, I thought it was a racial thing haha
November 9th, 2010 at 2:37 PM
wonderful. I’m expecting a failed drug test and broken collarbone in his future.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:37 PM
jumped the gun, never heard the term “brown star” before haha
November 9th, 2010 at 2:38 PM
Buncha lifers up in here today.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:39 PM
agreed when varejaos contract is up in 5 years they should team up
November 9th, 2010 at 2:40 PM
Canada is a strange, scary land.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:40 PM
Limp bizkit had an album called chocolate starfish and hotdog flavored water. That’s why I thought of asshole
/shrugs
November 9th, 2010 at 2:40 PM
I prefer the term stink-star.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:40 PM
Good call on the neck tattoo. I have a steadfast rule of not fucking with anyone who has a neck tattoo.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:41 PM
Canada is a strange, scary land.
Don’t be afraid of its strangeness. Embrace it. Hell, they gave us soccer baseball and that meme lasted most of the summer.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:41 PM
TST has ever been in a fight. Except for that time he nearly killed Chris Pronger for not giving him a tip.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:41 PM
Doesn’t Taguchi have a neck tat? Watch what you say to that cat, Gods.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:42 PM
never been*
/I hate typing
November 9th, 2010 at 2:43 PM
I’ll need to remember that when I’m making fun of Missouri.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:43 PM
i have a neck tattoo.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:43 PM
Something similar to this happened to me in my youth. I got jumped by a gang of 10-12 Sri Lankan dudes who beat me with a cricket bat and a golf club along with a bunch of stomping.
Toronto, the brownstar of Canada.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:43 PM
I refuse to call it “kickball” now that I know it’s called soccer baseball somewhere on this planet. So awesome.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:43 PM
Bosh has a clit ring
November 9th, 2010 at 2:44 PM
damn, if we can’t make fun of Missourah, what can we make fun of?
November 9th, 2010 at 2:44 PM
TST has ever been in a fight. Except for that time he nearly killed Chris Pronger for not giving him a tip.
Should have knifed that fucker.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:44 PM
How did he look against Omaha? I know he got his points but he looked fine doing it? I thought he was a step or two slower against Saginaw Valley. Wasn’t sure if I was imagining it but my friend thought the same thing
November 9th, 2010 at 2:44 PM
i have a neck tattoo.
barcode?
November 9th, 2010 at 2:44 PM
Sparty justice makes so much more sense now that I know this.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:44 PM
Toronto has it’s moments. We’re pretty good in terms of having a low murder rate and the gun situation isn’t anything near what you would find in a U.S. city of this size but there does seem to be a lot of young, paper-gangsters who like to group together based on ethnicity and look for trouble.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:44 PM
What makes TST’s neck tattoo so awesome is that it’s of a dragon. I think he was an extra in a Jackie Chan movie.
/First part is true
November 9th, 2010 at 2:44 PM
Of what? Why would you get a tattoo on your neck? Please tell me you were in a gang.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:45 PM
This neck tattoo is frightening.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:45 PM
ah, I thought it was a racial thing haha
nope. i am not even allowed to say my dog is black.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:46 PM
That’s back of the neck Irish. You need to be a juggalo or solely listen to system of a down to have one of these. It’s what we call a prerequisite.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:46 PM
This tells me that wear you live is far more dangerous than where I live.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:47 PM
A guy I worked with at Gamestop had the SKU of Final Fantasy III (or IV, I forget) tattood on the back of his neck. We used to be able to scan it.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:48 PM
Toronto has it’s moments. We’re pretty good in terms of having a low murder rate and the gun situatio
how big is that town? i had to do a demographics study at work, and it said the busiest freeway in n america was in toronto. compare it to an american city.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:49 PM
That’s taking video game love too far
November 9th, 2010 at 2:49 PM
Has Bosh lost weight? He looks like he could be boxed out by Manute Bol’s leg.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:49 PM
Canada has some fucked up city names. I couldn’t even pronounce half of those.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:49 PM
This tells me that wear you live is far more dangerous than where I live.
Bah, you and your facts.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:50 PM
TST has ever been in a fight. Except for that time he nearly killed Chris Pronger for not giving him a tip.
I would never harm a hair on Mr. Pronger’s head. Unless he had just arrived at Joliet.
A guy I worked with at Gamestop had the SKU of Final Fantasy III (or IV, I forget) tattood on the back of his neck. We used to be able to scan it.
Well that’s fantastic.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:50 PM
His rotting leg?
/too soon?
November 9th, 2010 at 2:50 PM
This tells me that wear you live is far more dangerous than where I live.
2007 figures as well – my guess is Winnipeg is at the top now.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:51 PM
That’s taking video game love too far
It’s better than the social security number.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:51 PM
All it does is add even more Taguchi questions to an already lengthy list.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:52 PM
how big is that town? i had to do a demographics study at work, and it said the busiest freeway in n america was in toronto. compare it to an american city.
The Greater Toronto Area is around 6 million I think.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:52 PM
The actual city is a little smaller in population than Chicago and a little larger than Houston. The Greater Toronto Area is just under 6 million people when you figure in the surrounding cities.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:53 PM
my guess is that this guy is still working at gamestop.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:53 PM
He should’ve just tattooed “Cut Here” across his neck.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:55 PM
He’s in med school now.
No, that’s not a joke.
November 9th, 2010 at 2:56 PM
Good call on the neck tattoo. I have a steadfast rule of not fucking with anyone who has a neck tattoo.
i have a neck tattoo.
Don’t admit that here. Stick with the times you kissed a dude.
November 9th, 2010 at 3:01 PM
Are Gooch and GSG BFFs?
November 9th, 2010 at 3:02 PM
Are Gooch and GSG BFFs?
He just likes to hurt my feelings.
November 9th, 2010 at 3:04 PM
I stopped doing that once I learned how much they were affecting you.
November 9th, 2010 at 3:06 PM
Me too, brother. I was dating a runner on the track team who had a gigantic football player as her ex. He saw me at a party, and hit me right behind my left ear. I didn’t see it coming. I went down and the kicking free-for-all began. Got 5 broken ribs by he and his boys before the basketball team saw it was me and got them to back off. Broken jaw, 5 broken ribs and broken left hand. They would have killed me. Thank God for unlimited jump shot range, and summer “open gyms” on campus. If they hadn’t known me, I’d be goneski.
November 9th, 2010 at 3:06 PM
I stopped doing that once I learned how much they were affecting you.
They say the Devil is the prince of lies, but I know its thesportshernia.
November 9th, 2010 at 3:16 PM
I got it after I sobered up. It is on the back of my neck.
November 9th, 2010 at 3:16 PM
Toronto is very comparable to Chicago, but not in terms of murder rates and such.
There are a lot of ethnic gangs in Toronto, but most of it is young kids that emulate 50 cent.
How old were you when you got jumped?
There was a huge Sri Lanakan vs. Black “gang” war going on when I was in HS, the two races hate each other (for no particular reason). HS kids are fucking retarded in Toronto.
November 9th, 2010 at 3:23 PM
I just have one of the best memories on here.
November 9th, 2010 at 3:47 PM
always loved his game going back to his days at Rhode Island (for a minute)
November 9th, 2010 at 4:37 PM
Bosh was never that great to start with.