The Roundup: Wheel of Fortune Puzzle Solved With One Letter and a NASCAR Fight
Carmen Electra … “Boa Constrictor Has Virgin Birth” … here’s a guy trashing Ben Bernanke … “Man boarded flight as senior citizen, exited as 20-year-old” … these people live underneath Las Vegas … Brooke Burke looks terrific for having four kids … not all cyclist hit-and-runs are created equally …will Gold peak in 2011? … reporter attacked in Russia … 81-year-old woman stung by hundreds of wasps … if you love dessert … “Jesus rises from cabbage field” … guy leaves girlfriend to be with Lady Gaga … if Scott Adams is writing, you should be reading … man to woman to man again, and now he’s engaged …
Can fragile Matt Stafford really be a franchise QB? [Detroit News]
Bart Scott of the Jets on the Lions: “By far the dirtiest football team I’ve ever played against since I played the Tennessee Titans. I swear to God, I hope to see them again.” [NY Post]
The college basketball season begins tonight. We’ll have a preview-y post later. Yes, the Big Ten is stacked. [CBS Sports]
Cleveland fans will enjoy this feature on Eric Mangini. [NYT]
To whet your college football appetite: The season is essentially down to 4 teams and a couple games. Much more from Duffy later. [CBS Sports]
Cody Ross, anyone? [Miami Herald]
Wade Phillips has to be on the clock today, right? A 45-7 loss last night had to seal the deal, right? [Morning News]
Of course, that win over the Cowboys leads one Wisconsin paper to break out the pom-poms. [Press Gazette]
Nice goal by Omar Gonzalez, who should be starting on the USA’s 2014 World Cup team. [Wash Post]
Star wide receivers? Who needs ‘em? [Cincinnati.com]
The Houston Rockets got their first win of the season with a 120-94 rout of Minnesota. [Chronicle]
Here’s a columnist already burying the Miami Dolphins: No playoffs. [Herald]
No surprise: Porn star admits Tiger Woods sex tape was fake. [NYDN]
What did it take to save Brad Childress from getting fired? The best statistical day in Brett Favre’s career. [Fox Sports]
Woody Paige finds some stats that he thinks backs up his claim that Kyle Orton needs to be replaced. [Post]
Pretty incredible job by this chick on Wheel of Fortune.
NASCAR fight! Jeff Gordon vs. Jeff Burton.
Hockey fight!
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November 8th, 2010 at 8:08 AM
Pretty incredible job by this chick on Wheel of Fortune.
Oh, she’s too smart for that show, but also a little dumb. There’s 3 G’s and 3 T’s in that answer, never mind the 10,000 dollar space on the wheel she could take a shot at.
November 8th, 2010 at 8:11 AM
How many more games until Wade is fired? That team quit 3 weeks ago and are just going through the motions.
November 8th, 2010 at 8:11 AM
NASCAR Fight > Hockey Fight
November 8th, 2010 at 8:14 AM
Here’s a columnist already burying the Miami Dolphins: No playoffs.
It’s over. They can’t win a single head to head tiebreaker already. They have losses against everybody else in playoff contention, with road games to come against New England and the Jets.
If they win out, they’ll obviously make the playoffs, but if they lose two more, they won’t win any tiebreakers at 10-6
November 8th, 2010 at 8:15 AM
How many more games until Wade is fired?
I think today. I just don’t think Jerry Jones can make it through the season without firing him. Get ready for a very unpopular choice for interim coach, if it happens.
November 8th, 2010 at 8:16 AM
The BCS continues to work the way it was intended. Just keep weeding out the teams.
November 8th, 2010 at 8:17 AM
A little dumb? She left sooo much money on the table that round. It’s like when the 2nd place person on Jeopardy doesn’t bet strategically and just bets it all, even though betting it all as the 2nd place person is pretty damn stupid 90% of the time.
If you get on one of these game shows, shouldn’t you at least research and plan for certain scenarios before you go on? Ugh.
November 8th, 2010 at 8:18 AM
However I still support the end result, injured bikers.
99% of bikers are jack asses running lights, f’ing up traffic, riding on the sidewalk, and generally acting like the world revolves around them.
November 8th, 2010 at 8:18 AM
http://tinyurl.com/25xpcjm
Someone is playing the entirety of the worst video game of all time Superman 64 for N64. Running commentary is pretty funny so if you have the time and love awful games this is for you.
November 8th, 2010 at 8:18 AM
Finally, good news about the sluggish Jets offense! via
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=dw-staffordsanchez110710
November 8th, 2010 at 8:18 AM
Methinks there could be some Auburn/SEC fans who are bit disagreeable should they lose a game.
November 8th, 2010 at 8:20 AM
Lose a game, lose your right to complain. SEC isn’t nearly strong enough this year for a one loss team to jump TCU.
November 8th, 2010 at 8:21 AM
Hey, I’m not saying they have a right to. I’m just saying they are going to.
November 8th, 2010 at 8:22 AM
Methinks there could be some Auburn/SEC fans who are bit disagreeable should they lose a game.
I can sure see that, especially if the SEC has the #4 team, the #5 team, and the # 8 team in the BCS standings, and the only losses they have are amongst themselves (and one to SC), and yet TCU who hasn’t played anybody, and plays hully gully football gets in the title game.
November 8th, 2010 at 8:22 AM
but she won a free trip!
November 8th, 2010 at 8:22 AM
Since I always F-up linkage, I’ll leave it to others, but as I expected, Kravitz takes the douchey way out on the Collie hit in the Star today. Get’s in his dig at Polian and the “I’m know more than you – I watched the hit 6 times” take.
Gonna be a fun week in the Circle City
November 8th, 2010 at 8:24 AM
Auburn case could be interesting, but we’ll see. While the NFL talks about 11 teams in the AFC being in the playoff hunt in November (Lisk is writing about it) … college football is down to 4 teams that matter.
/sigh
November 8th, 2010 at 8:25 AM
She would’ve won that free trip anyways. She needed to get some more money so she could advance to the final round (didn’t watch the show, so don’t know how the rest of the game unfolded).
November 8th, 2010 at 8:26 AM
there’s also Bankrupt slots on the wheel, right?
November 8th, 2010 at 8:26 AM
Did he ask the refs why they wanted the Colts to win?
November 8th, 2010 at 8:26 AM
but she won a free trip!
we also don’t know the end result, and if she won the day, and got a shot at the big money at the end. But that’s the moment when you can pounce and take a couple of spins for the big money, since it’s so early.
If she won the game, and she’s good at puzzles, maybe she won 100K at the end, and I’ll quit bitching. But if she only won 900 dollars and that trip on the day, then she’s a moron.
November 8th, 2010 at 8:26 AM
i’m pleasantly surprised at how far AMC is pushing the gore and violence limits on the walking dead. last nights episode was great.
November 8th, 2010 at 8:27 AM
TBL -
You going to send a thank you card to Jonathan Pryce for the win yesterday? That dude should get suspended for the dirty play that took out Hansen. Single handedly cost the Lions the game.
/Not mentioning the Lions 3rd down throw with less than 2 min left
November 8th, 2010 at 8:28 AM
These are the scenarios playoff proponents should be cheering for anyway. It’s not BSU/TCU getting left out that will prompt some type of change, it will be repeated cases where schools from AQ leagues that setup the BCS get left out in favor of non-AQs.
November 8th, 2010 at 8:29 AM
so I checked the coaches’ tape, and at the point she solved that puzzle, she was down 2000-5800 to the other chick who was not pictures. Once you add in her trip and then 900, I still don’t think she pulls ahead there. Bad strategy, although her 2000 I would imagine came from guessing puzzles as they came around for whole dollar amounts, so she may have ended up winning based on her puzzle skill.
November 8th, 2010 at 8:29 AM
yeah, that was poor decision making, but it was the lions so I guess it makes sense.
November 8th, 2010 at 8:29 AM
And yet, people will still continue to watch the games in person and on television. What are those people thinking, watching games that don’t matter? They’re crazy.
/Duke can still become bowl eligible
November 8th, 2010 at 8:30 AM
there’s also Bankrupt slots on the wheel, right?
they’re pretty low risk, especially when your choice is spin for more money, or lose a turn with one letter on the board only. Chances are, your opponents are stupid but ebullient, because that’s what WOF is looking for.
November 8th, 2010 at 8:31 AM
Beautiful, clean, gorgeous hit. First guy went to abdomen, second led with this shoulder.
I’m trying very hard to ignore you but please stop being so self absorbed. Other teams/games matter very much to us because we have many priorities not called “national title.” The B10 race is the best in years, B12 wide open, and there is still a lot of football left in the SEC.
November 8th, 2010 at 8:31 AM
Not only that but it was Drew Hensen throwing! Did not realize he was still playing.
November 8th, 2010 at 8:32 AM
Disappointment: Charles hated the way female hormones made him moody and emotional, and sex was not what he’d hoped
OK, that’s funny.
November 8th, 2010 at 8:33 AM
TP looked like he tripped … ok, fine, it was an idiotic play. BUT, he also gave you guys a TD there instead of a FG. i think the Stafford injury hurt more.
also … i was joking about the wheel of fortune trip, guys
November 8th, 2010 at 8:33 AM
I suppose she can disagree with you while sipping Mai Tai’s on her free trip while on the beach in the Caribbean.
November 8th, 2010 at 8:33 AM
No it wasn’t.
November 8th, 2010 at 8:34 AM
listening to the colts radio broadcast you’d think the eagles also stuck him with a shiv on his way down.
November 8th, 2010 at 8:35 AM
Tall Guy – stop buy for college hoops talk later. of course Duke is the pick to win it all.
again.
they wouldn’t be going for back-to-back if not for that horrible call in the Baylor game …
/tosses stone
November 8th, 2010 at 8:35 AM
also … i was joking about the wheel of fortune trip, guys
no, I knew. I’m not eviscerating you about it. I’m eviscerating a smart contestant who was too smart for her own good.
November 8th, 2010 at 8:36 AM
Coop, an as actual college football fan, your feelings don’t count. You should know that by now. College football needs more instances where teams get in the “playoffs” because other teams willingly let them win. That is so much more fun to watch.
/wanking motion
November 8th, 2010 at 8:36 AM
arguably the best 1-loss team (Stanford) being projected to miss BCS
unbeaten Boise projected to miss BCS
/ok, back to the salt mines
November 8th, 2010 at 8:37 AM
Beautiful, clean, gorgeous hit. First guy went to abdomen, second led with this shoulder.
Austin Collie…. you got JACKED UP!!
/four weeks ago
Fines and suspensions should be forthcoming. We just can’t have this kind of activity in our game.
/this morning
November 8th, 2010 at 8:38 AM
unbeaten Boise projected to miss BCS
not by the real projectors. By a couple of writers trolling for pageviews, maybe.
November 8th, 2010 at 8:38 AM
Shit I mixed up my Drews
November 8th, 2010 at 8:39 AM
If you hate the BCS you must not be a real college football fan. By far my favorite talking point of the playoff opponents. Dumb.
November 8th, 2010 at 8:40 AM
I suppose she can disagree with you while sipping Mai Tai’s on her free trip while on the beach in the Caribbean.
if you make it to the final round, it’s a shot at a minimum 25K, and at least 100K max. So if she left money on the table in that round (which she very obviously did) and didn’t subsequently catch and pass that other lady in $$$, then she may have outsmarted herself for a chance at a whole lot more $$$.
And she’s good at puzzles, so her chances in the finals would have been heightened.
November 8th, 2010 at 8:41 AM
By who? One of those two will be in, just not both according to the projections I’ve seen. It basically boils down to whether VT wins ACC berth…if they do, Boise is out b/c Orange Bowl doesn’t want a rematch and the Fiesta Bowl has to take the Big East winner this year as the last pick (poor Fiesta Bowl…ouch).
@TBL I’ll probably be around, anything to procrastinate on writing these stupid, unnecessary essays.
November 8th, 2010 at 8:41 AM
if you had paid attention to this part:
you wouldn’t have looked so silly typing this:
November 8th, 2010 at 8:42 AM
Let it all play out and consider just enjoying the ride. The journey is better than the destination.
November 8th, 2010 at 8:42 AM
Yeah, I wonder where Drew Hensen is these days.
November 8th, 2010 at 8:44 AM
Good. Their dreadful Fiesta Bowl ratings show how losery they are. Ratings = sizzle = no one gives a shit about Idaho Juco
November 8th, 2010 at 8:45 AM
If you hate the BCS you must not be a real college football fan. By far my favorite talking point of the playoff opponents. Dumb.
if you want a playoff, we have to completely tear down absolutely everything and rebuild from scratch, instead of just adding a single game to make a 4 team playoff for starters. That’s my least favorite part of the playoff argument.
One game, one week later, and voila, there’s a 4 team playoff. Push everything else back to on or around New Year’s Day and it doesn’t even take any longer.
Nobody needs to hear about some extended playoff plan that involved Troy, or home games for the top 8 seeds, or at large bid determined arbitrarily by the same system you decry as corrupt.
Just add a game, and then later, maybe add some more.
November 8th, 2010 at 8:45 AM
I could have told you that the Lions would fuck up. Drew Stanton is notorious for coming up short in big spots.
November 8th, 2010 at 8:45 AM
WAAAAHHH!! None of these gmaes matter!! WAAAHHH!
By far my favorite talking point of playoff proponents who can’t come up with a single working playoff proposal that is AT ALL better than what we have now. Just whining to whine. Makes you seem important and hip. To hell with coming up with something else. PAGEVIEWS!!!
November 8th, 2010 at 8:46 AM
hey CJ, I’m rich. I was flat broke, but now I’m rich.
November 8th, 2010 at 8:46 AM
Wikipedia says he was released by the Lions last year and I guess he is retired. Pretty talented to be totally mediocre in 2 pro sports.
November 8th, 2010 at 8:47 AM
Needs more exclamation points.
November 8th, 2010 at 8:47 AM
Dammit. I agree with Clay more and more. Just add a +1. Be done with it. Guarantee you the whiners would still whine. How can it be fair if a 7 loss MAC team isn’t included?
November 8th, 2010 at 8:49 AM
Bart Scott can go fuck himself and the entire Jets team. What a fucking bullshit game.
Also, that chick who won at Wheel of Fortune is a fucking moron. If she knew the answer off the bat, why didn’t she pick a letter that earned her more money?
November 8th, 2010 at 8:49 AM
Yeah I am starting to hate both sides of the BCS argument. Everyone’s a whiner.
November 8th, 2010 at 8:50 AM
he probably would have been a better football had he stuck around michigan another year and then went pro. he was out of it too long before trying to return at the NFL level.
November 8th, 2010 at 8:50 AM
what the fuck? STANFORD is arguably the best 1-loss team?
November 8th, 2010 at 8:51 AM
and he certainly wasn’t mediocre in baseball. he was downright terrible.
November 8th, 2010 at 8:51 AM
Dammit. I agree with Clay more and more. Just add a +1. Be done with it. Guarantee you the whiners would still whine.
And then after three seasons of 1 loss Ohio State, or 1 loss LSU not making it to the final 4, you’d have an 8 team playoff.
If one of these stupid 16 team scenarios happened, the next move would be for the SEC to split, no championship game, pick up 4 awful patsies on each side and demand 2 autobids anyway. Or threaten to do it until they got two autobids.
November 8th, 2010 at 8:51 AM
Bunch of Ken Jennings’ game-show experts on here.
November 8th, 2010 at 8:51 AM
Who cares if the Colt’s lost yesterday, as long as they burn those ugly ass blue helmets.
On another note, LOVE the new women’s line of NFL gear. They “fit” much better.
/Chicks in football commercials rock.
November 8th, 2010 at 8:52 AM
what the fuck? STANFORD is arguably the best 1-loss team?
you just fulfilled his “arguably” prophecy. The student becomes the master.
November 8th, 2010 at 8:52 AM
you’re right, michigan state is.
/sincere’d
November 8th, 2010 at 8:52 AM
Awful catty in here this morning. I like it.
November 8th, 2010 at 8:52 AM
I love the Colts throwbacks – just hate the horseshoes on the back of the helmets
November 8th, 2010 at 8:52 AM
He said arguably, Spencer.
/you can say whatever the heck you want as long as you say “with all due respect”‘d
November 8th, 2010 at 8:53 AM
At least they have a win against a ranked team, unlike OTHER teams.
November 8th, 2010 at 8:53 AM
The fuck? Those are the best friggin unis.
November 8th, 2010 at 8:53 AM
there’s no argument to make regarding stanford as the best 1-loss team.
that’s fuckign horseshit.
November 8th, 2010 at 8:53 AM
If she knew the answer off the bat, why didn’t she pick a letter that earned her more money?
I think the L confirmed to her what the seven letter word was. So she didn’t know it until she say the L. She probably figured it was either LOOKING or FEELING, and the G wouldn’t help her, so she took the L. Once it landed, she got too smart.
November 8th, 2010 at 8:53 AM
or TALKING.
November 8th, 2010 at 8:53 AM
Bullshit commercials, the selection for women is still fucking awful. Yeah get me that ruby lined pink Brady jersey! *twirls hair*
November 8th, 2010 at 8:55 AM
I love the Colts throwbacks – just hate the horseshoes on the back of the helmets
so beautiful. If the horseshoes were half as big on the back, that would be the best uni going. They looked sharp. They didn’t play sharp, but they looked sharp.
November 8th, 2010 at 8:55 AM
Malibu Sands episode this morning. Stacey Carosi and Zack become an item. Stacey was rocking a blue polka dot dress and she had the early 90s white spandex underneath. Rex Chapmanesque.
November 8th, 2010 at 8:55 AM
who? arizona? you consider ARIZONA a “ranked team?”
i don’t care that there’s a number next to arizona’s name, arizona is garbage.
November 8th, 2010 at 8:56 AM
but im not here to talk about CFB, im here to spread the message of peyton hillis of the church of colt mccoy.
ye shall inherit a bruise.
November 8th, 2010 at 8:56 AM
Grats on the win spence. Your teams are having quite a bit of success over mine this year.
November 8th, 2010 at 8:57 AM
Been saying this a while now only to be shouted down. I questioned why everyone thought Bama would roll through LSU, Auburn, and the SEC Champ game to the BCS title game when they hadn’t looked impressive outside of a couple games.
That being said, I don’t think Auburn wins out and it will end up being TCU – Oregon in the title game.
November 8th, 2010 at 8:58 AM
The best team in the Big 10 disagrees.
November 8th, 2010 at 8:58 AM
The Cowboys are arguably still the best team in the NFC East.
/hey, I see how that works!
November 8th, 2010 at 8:58 AM
cleet…it’s been a nice run, and since i don’t see too many pats/U fans, i think it’s clear that you’ve completely jinxed both your teams this year.
November 8th, 2010 at 8:59 AM
I can tell you who isn’t in any way, shape or form arguably the best 1 loss team- OSU, Nevada, Utah, and Nebraska…so that leaves what, Wisconsin, MSU, LSU and Stanford? Not to agree with TBL, but there’s an argument that Stanford is the best of that bunch.
November 8th, 2010 at 8:59 AM
im here to spread the message of peyton hillis of the church of colt mccoy.
I hadn’t seen a Browns game in two seasons. Mack and Steinbach are so puny, but such good blockers. And Hillis may play 4 more games ever if he plays like that.
Oh, and after 1 run, I knew whoever was making decisions in Denver needed to be fired. Trade away Hillis, and trade for Maroney in the same season?
November 8th, 2010 at 8:59 AM
i don’t think wisconsin played arizona.
November 8th, 2010 at 8:59 AM
You know what I love? That TBL was purchased by a bigger outfit, and now works about 17.789% of the time in Firefox. Bigger is ALWAYS better, folks.
/that’s what she said
November 8th, 2010 at 9:00 AM
People will be shouting the Utah was overrated line this week and they might have been a little bit, but I think you would be hard pressed to find a lot of teams that could roll into SLC and do what TCU did.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:00 AM
The Cowboys are arguably still the best team in the NFC East.
no they’re not, stupid.
/and, scene
November 8th, 2010 at 9:01 AM
White Helmets with blue horseshoe on the side. Simple. This is just Reebok’s attempt to out duel Nike.
/Oregon’s uniforms Saturday were sick. Love the stealth black paint.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:01 AM
Freeman > Sanchez
November 8th, 2010 at 9:01 AM
dirt…you think mack is small? he’s short, but he’s pretty stout at the point.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:02 AM
The U isn’t jinxed, they are inconsistent and horrible. However, it was nice to have a true freshman throw the winning TD with :37 seconds left after the most bullshit, phantom facemask call erased what should have been the game-clenching TD earlier in the quarter.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:02 AM
why are are all the stripes thin except for the giant blue stripe on the side of the pants? it makes the pants look mismatched from the rest of the unfiorm. and i agree…the horseshoes on the back looked awful. and fuck those helmets.
burn em, i say.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:03 AM
Oh, I forgot about Oklahoma State…but no one outside of T Boone Pickens gives a shit about them, so meh.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:04 AM
.
It’s always funny how this works. TCU might have done themselves a disservice by completely dismantling Utah instead of only solidly beating them by a score of something like 31-17. Because they destroyed them, Utah must not have been as good as originally thought thus we downgrade TCU’s win here.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:04 AM
My wife wants a Frank Gore one just like that. She loves the Alyssa Milano stuff.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:04 AM
cleet…SBTB was going to make a comeback reunion show, but their plane crashed and they all died on the way there.
YOUR JINX IS ALIVE!!!
November 8th, 2010 at 9:04 AM
dirt…you think mack is small? he’s short, but he’s pretty stout at the point.
well, he looked puny against 400 lbs of Vince Wilfork.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:05 AM
That was the biggest bullshit call I’ve ever seen, period. If Miami had lost, there should’ve been a federal investigation into the refs to see if they were mobbed up/deep in gambling debt.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:05 AM
Is it bad that I was watching this episode today and thought to myself, “I wonder if Cleet is as disappointed as I am when the Malibu Sands episodes are on?”
November 8th, 2010 at 9:07 AM
we will take care of them this weekend
November 8th, 2010 at 9:07 AM
Yeah unless its the one with the 4 wheeler race, those ones are all pretty meh.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:07 AM
i think vince wilfork has 40 inch biceps.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:08 AM
off topic question to the ladies…
cj/sportsgal/guinnessgirl/v4l/coop/etc. – where can I buy my wife some tall boots (i.e. hooker boots or fuck-me boots)? she hasn’t ever been able to find ones that fit her calves (she’s not cankled), so I’d be a hero if I got her some for Christmas that fit a slightly skinnier calf than the standard type on the shelves. I don’t know what brands are good or the names of any online ladies shoe stores. any help is appreciated.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:08 AM
yeah, those really do nothing for me. Kelly in a one piece the entire time? missed opportunity.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:09 AM
Pot meet Kettle. Jets injure Lions kicker and get flagged for multiple personal fouls and the Lions are dirty?
and from the Sharp freep article:
further proof that sharp is terrible. everyone else in Detroit knows that old man ford has no idea what is going on with the franchise. He was probably wondering why Joey wasn’t suiting up.
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Also to the Browns fans, congrats on that huge win yesterday. Hillis is a Beast and somehow McCoy is amazing. Browns could have a nice offense if they get a real #1 receiver.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:09 AM
one of my favorite features of ESPN’s 2k Football series was the vast amount of throwback jerseys for each team. whenever i see the colts wear these uni’s i think of that game.
would really love to see the redskins wear the uni’s with the feather up the middle of the helmet.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:09 AM
If she were in a bikini that creepy kid wouldn’t have been able to contain himself
November 8th, 2010 at 9:10 AM
This times a billion. When they showed that chick in the bedazzled redskins “jersey” I wanted to throw my remote through the TV. I’ll keep my normal sized jersey, thankyouverymuch.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:10 AM
TYou fired Gill and hired Hawkins already?
Oh, and Miz, the inclusion of Coop in there is priceless.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:10 AM
2 weeks of college Jeopardy starts today.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:11 AM
I really don’t mind them, except the last one where Mr. Corosi goes all gooey on Zack and then Stacey and Zack profess their undying love for each other, with her never to be heard from again. Also, Kelly looks so freakin smoking in those episodes.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:11 AM
fuck. I hate college Jeopardy. Although it is fun when you get the rare hot chick.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:12 AM
didn’t stacey go on to marry the king of queens? she did well for herself.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:12 AM
cj/sportsgal/guinnessgirl/v4l/coop/etc. – where can I buy my wife some tall boots (i.e. hooker boots or fuck-me boots)? she hasn’t ever been able to find ones that fit her calves (she’s not cankled), so I’d be a hero if I got her some for Christmas that fit a slightly skinnier calf than the standard type on the shelves. I don’t know what brands are good or the names of any online ladies shoe stores. any help is appreciated.
http://www.zappos.com/womens-boots might be a start
November 8th, 2010 at 9:12 AM
SHould have included HTown as well.
/he seriously might have input
November 8th, 2010 at 9:12 AM
Suh yesterday against the Jets: 3 tackles. nothing else.
Non-factor.
/B Moore is an All-Pro candidate
November 8th, 2010 at 9:12 AM
Utah might have been overrated, but they completely dismantled an Iowa State team in Ames that has since beaten Texas (although it was this years crappy Texas) and was a holder’s shitty throw away from beating Nebraska.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:13 AM
Miz, I like DSW. I have a pair of fuck me boots that are nice and snug from there(I also am cankle-less).
November 8th, 2010 at 9:13 AM
Miz
here
and here
are some places to look. The Gilt website is spectacular. Sales change every day, and you can get some really great stuff.
/Yes, I am a fashion fag.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:13 AM
I don’t think these girls wear fuck-me boots. I think sportsgal wears fuck-you boots, if anything.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:13 AM
Come on, SG….form fitting jerseys FTW!! I’d like to buy my wife more Niners stuff, but I won’t purchase anything that makes her look frumpy.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:14 AM
shaun rogers will kill him.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:14 AM
If that kid was a mini Roethliscockberger he would have cornered her in the Malibu Sands bathroom and skeeted all over her.
/allegedly
November 8th, 2010 at 9:14 AM
Eat a dick, Bart Scott. I’ll even give you some ketchup and mustard to dip it in.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:15 AM
I love Zappos for stuff like this. You can find boots with adjustable calf sizes and you can read reviews to see if people with smaller calves thought they fit. Also, if the shoes don’t fit, zappos pays for return shipping so you won’t be out any extra dough.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:15 AM
Suh yesterday against the Jets: 3 tackles. nothing else.
Non-factor.
oh, he was a huge factor. That missed Xpoint was the second worst play of the game by Detroit. At least of the plays i saw.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:16 AM
Miz,
My wife has had some luck with Aldo and Bakers, both stores I’m sure you could find at the mall and not have to pay a ton for them.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:17 AM
You can see Miz’s cankle-less bride here:
http://boortz.com/images/funny/redneck_pics_wedding.jpg
November 8th, 2010 at 9:17 AM
So was the worst play the throw on 3rd down or Peterson bumping into LaToeInjury allowing for the greatest acting job since DDL in There WIll Be Blood?
November 8th, 2010 at 9:17 AM
Gonna need more than tackles/sacks to determine DT quality. Disrupting the backfield? Forcing any misdirections or bad cuts? Pressures? Hurries?
November 8th, 2010 at 9:17 AM
Jesus, the damn Blues are going crazy. I am now a hockey guy.
/SC’d
November 8th, 2010 at 9:17 AM
I love Zappos for stuff like this. You can find boots with adjustable calf sizes and you can read reviews to see if people with smaller calves thought they fit. Also, if the shoes don’t fit, zappos pays for return shipping so you won’t be out any extra dough.
Found a deal a while ago that gives me free overnight shipping from Zappos for life. I get all my shoes from there.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:17 AM
Appreciate the thought, but I’m clueless on fashion and know less about women’s clothing than most of you, I’m sure.
/believe it or not i can’t even dance.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:18 AM
A Lakeland Regional emergency room doctor estimated she was stung more than 1,000 times.
that sounds really, really unpleasant.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:19 AM
why is everyone pissed at bart scott? the titans D, coached by jim schwartz, was dirty as fuck when he was there. and it only stands to reason they’d be dirty as fuck when he’s the big boss man.
im not shocked in the slightest. every team is dirty, the league is filled with dirty guys, they’re just dirty in different ways. yesterday, a browns guy COMPLETELY faked an injury to keep NE from going no huddle. it was blatant…that’s just as dirty and unsportsmanlike as spitting.
well not really, but it’s still dirty. dirty dirty dirt dirt.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:19 AM
HA! I’ve moved over to riding boots or booties. I have a pair of slouch fuck me boots but I don’t think they look as cute with tights or leggings as my booties.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:19 AM
awesome. thanks for the boots links/advice. I’ll probably start with Zappos, then compare the others. Zappos had me at “pays for return shipping” only because it’s a fine line between hero and zero when buying ladies shoes.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:19 AM
Well, so much for those stereotypes.
/kicks rock.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:20 AM
well, im up for some vagina spelunking all of the sudden.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:20 AM
this cowboys freefall is so awesome. what’s even better is there isnt a chance in hell wade gets fired today.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:20 AM
Yeah I saw that, cant hate it though. Everyone does it.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:21 AM
This is a joke, right?
November 8th, 2010 at 9:21 AM
I said no cankles. that chick(?) looks like Minka Kelly from the knee down.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:21 AM
Bealls Outlet Mizerle
November 8th, 2010 at 9:22 AM
Again, this is a joke, right? You do understand how the defensive tackle position works, right?
November 8th, 2010 at 9:22 AM
yea, but that was pretty awfully blatant. at least try and dress it up a little…costanzo was walking around talking then just fell down when he realized he was playing the team that always goes for it on 4th. shady. i didn’t like it.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:22 AM
I just hope the Browns didnt blow their load yesterday. Looked like they were celebrating a playoff win there. Keep it up for next week, please God.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:23 AM
Because it’s Bart Scott saying it. Bart. Scott.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:23 AM
Well yeah, he’s a defensive tackle so his job is to tackle, amiright?
November 8th, 2010 at 9:25 AM
I think it means tackling the defense. How many defenders did he tackle yesterday? Oh zero? Yeah he sucks.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:25 AM
they did the gatorade shower thing against the saints too. i think it’s good luck.
and please…the jets? HAH! if the browns can beat the fuck out of brees and brady, sanchez won’t make it out alive.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:25 AM
you know, I think there are at least 2 of those stores in my regular territory, and I have yet to go inside one of them. I’ll have to check it out.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:25 AM
Serious question here. So is Coop a guy or a chick, or just a guy who knows a lot about women’s fashion? No joke, just asking….
November 8th, 2010 at 9:25 AM
So… Fire Schwartz. Hire Gruden. Trade Stafford to Buffalo for a 3rd round pic. Sign Vick.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:25 AM
Considering the Jets had all of 10 points with 6 minutes left (explosive offense they have there in New York, eh Gruden?) someone on the Lions defense must have been doing something right
November 8th, 2010 at 9:25 AM
i like bart scott.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:26 AM
@miz- that’s where i buy all my tervis tumbler cups. if you dont have one of those cups, go out and buy one
November 8th, 2010 at 9:26 AM
he moonlights as a tranny hooker to pay for his meth habit. it’s the appalachian way.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:27 AM
coop is a dude that kissed another dude one time and admitted it here. thus the meme and easy target.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:27 AM
Jets had 3.1 yards per carry on 35 carries.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:27 AM
or what spencer said.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:28 AM
cj…. DTs rarely get more than a few tackles a game. Their job is to put pressure up the middle, stuff the gaps and allow for the DE to make the sacks or LBs to make the tackles.
Suh has had three tackles in three other games this season.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:28 AM
Serious question here. So is Coop a guy or a chick, or just a guy who knows a lot about women’s fashion? No joke, just asking….
you want a meme lesson, then? Yeah, show up at the learning Annex Next Saturday at 11am. I’m teaching that class this month. TBL Meme’s 101. You’ll learn all about JMorris, Souvenir City’s cluelessness, and Coop’s representative homosexuality.
There will be refreshments served during break.
My quote feature classes will be postponed for one month.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:29 AM
coop is a dude that kissed another dude one time and admitted it here. thus the meme and easy target.
Oh ok, he’s got that going for him…which is nice.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:29 AM
Oh honey I was kidding. I can deadpan sometimes too, ya know.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:29 AM
lol. that was the best part.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:30 AM
It’s not about that. It’s about a guy, who plays like a maniac and has a reputation for being a rough player, calling an entire team the dirtiest he’s ever played. It’s the cliche, pot calling the kettle black.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:30 AM
coop is a dude that kissed another dude one time and admitted it here.
the way I heard it he had to brush his lips across a guy’s peen several times to get two girls the give each other a firm handshake.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:30 AM
meme’d
November 8th, 2010 at 9:31 AM
I’m sorry. I’m still upset about the loss. And I knew I’d read some dumb crap from Senor Seven Figures.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:31 AM
Where did you see this? I’m wondering if it’s Lakeland Regional in my hometown.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:32 AM
cj…. DTs rarely get more than a few tackles a game.
NDub gives CJ no credit. After all this time, she’s still a dumb girl.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:32 AM
Won my first 9 cents last night, it was exhilarating…thanks Packers!
November 8th, 2010 at 9:32 AM
Lakeland, FL I think.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:33 AM
in the volleyball episode, Zack claimed that Slater was all-city in 4 sports. I can think of Track, Wrestling and Football, what is the other one?
November 8th, 2010 at 9:33 AM
Where did you see this? I’m wondering if it’s Lakeland Regional in my hometown.
click the link up top. Be warned though, it’s about an 81 year old woman who walked into a literal hornet’s nest, and will probably die.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:34 AM
NDub gives the Jets no credit.
I’m edgy today, bro.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:34 AM
Won my first 9 cents last night, it was exhilarating…thanks Packers!
your next move is to lose all your 19 cents on men’s tennis.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:34 AM
He was on the basketball team with Zack when Zack tore his ACL.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:34 AM
This is, far and away, the most accurate comment I’ll read on the internet today. Nothing worse than a fart sniffing cyclist in the middle of rush hour traffic. They are almost as bad as hybrid drivers who slow down in the left lane to realize their optimal gas mileage.
Stortini should have engaged Scott in open ice when he dropped the mitts rather than pinning himself against the boards against a bigger combatant.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:35 AM
Scott won that fight over Stortini pretty handily, guessing next time the two teams play it might be Macintyre and not Stortini.
Too bad the Hawks can’t score goals like they fight though.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:35 AM
Worlds are colliding.
/sign vick
November 8th, 2010 at 9:35 AM
Awesome. I LOL’d at that one. Nice job, dirt.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:35 AM
The average nest has 1,000 to 1,500 wasps.
I can’t say I’ve ever seen a wasp nest that big, and I’m glad for it. That’s real Florida, I guess.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:36 AM
the way I heard it he had to brush his lips across a guy’s peen several times to get two girls the give each other a firm handshake.
Coffee on my keyboard.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:36 AM
By the way, Carmen Electra, still has it. Although I’m curious how rough she is… ahem… down there.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:37 AM
yeah, I don’t get why the story qualifies for a “FloriDUH.” FloriDUH is swimming nekkid in a lake and getting bit/eaten by an alligator, not accidentally being stung hundreds of times by hornets in an underground nest.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:39 AM
These were yellow jackets, not the typical wasp you are thinking of. Yellow Jackets’ nests are in the ground, so it’s plausible they get that big. I’m allergic to Yellow Jackets so I would be dead on the spot if this happened to me, even if I had my epipen with me.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:39 AM
FloriDUH is swimming nekkid in a lake and getting bit/eaten by an alligator,
Flori-DUH is becoming so scared of a snapping turtle that you run headlong into your airboat fan, and lose a limb.
Flori-DUH is walking into a bar, ordering a beer, and immediately getting beaten up by a fellow fan whose whore girlfriend was busy trying to fuck some guy that looks just like you.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:40 AM
Their nests can get huge. My brother ran over one while mowing the lawn when he was younger. We went out there at night and poured gasoline down the hole and lit it on fire.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:41 AM
/highfives dirtheavy
November 8th, 2010 at 9:41 AM
bwahahahahaha!
November 8th, 2010 at 9:42 AM
Haha, Excellent piece.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:43 AM
That reminds me of a story about a farmer who ran over a YJ nest. They were swarming so he ran off and jumped in a pond. THose bastards hovered over him so when he came up for air, they stung him. Ended up with hundreds of stings. Fuck Yellow Jackets.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:43 AM
been there and done that. was using a pushmower and ran as soon as I felt my first sting and saw where they were coming from. they swarmed the mower for a while, and then went back into their hole in the ground where they met with their gasoline-y and fiery demise.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:44 AM
Hold on a second, is that actually Woody Paige’s phone number that they put on the bottom of his article?
November 8th, 2010 at 9:45 AM
I was actually watching that WOF episode and the chick did indeed make it to the final round and won it. I think she won $30,000 in the final round and ended up with a total of a little more than $50k.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:47 AM
You need to take a step back and realize that rational thought does not pertain to the Jets. Suh didn’t have a sack or a FF or an INT, therefore he was a non-factor. Hell, the Lions should probably trade his ass for missing the PAT. A DT should always make that.
/Sanchez for MVP
November 8th, 2010 at 9:47 AM
I was actually watching that WOF episode and the chick did indeed make it to the final round and won it. I think she won $30,000 in the final round and ended up with a total of a little more than $50k.
I retract all my earlier hate then. while I feel like she could have made more money, the ultimate goal of that game is to get to the end and solve that puzzle. So kudos to her for getting there, and I’m unsurprised she got it.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:47 AM
So… I should, ugh… stay away from you and this thread for awhile, huh?
November 8th, 2010 at 9:48 AM
You guys that are harpin on the Wheel of Fortune chick need to know that she rocked it the whole episode. She knew the prize puzzle would guarentee her a free trip (almost $6k) and she did indeed make it to the final round, solved a tough puzzle by strategically picking smart (uncommon) letters, and ended up winning over $50,000. Not bad for “leaving money on the wheel”
November 8th, 2010 at 9:48 AM
I sure hope we get a post on the video of 13 year old Andy Reid at the pass, punt, kick competition. What a FREAKISHLY large child.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:49 AM
please direct all your NFL-related pentuppery this way. COME AT ME BRO.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:49 AM
I sure hope we get a post on the video of 13 year old Andy Reid at the pass, punt, kick competition. What a FREAKISHLY large child.
that was awesome.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:50 AM
Doesn’t it end up like playing mind games with the two others? Even Pat Sajak was like WTF. At that point, the two other competitors probably felt the pressure and this girl ran over them with her confident ways.
And is it sad that I kept checking her hoping to find out what the results of that episode were?
November 8th, 2010 at 9:51 AM
Suh made a ton of plays yesterday. He had one where he got double teamed by Woody and B-Moore, and literally shoved Moore into Woody and had a driect line at Sanchez. MexiGod got rid of the ball in time.
Lions were pretty good yesterday. Too bad Stafford got hurt and Drew Stanton left too much time on the clock for Sanchez and co.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:51 AM
She knew the prize puzzle would guarentee her a free trip (almost $6k)
I didn’t realize the trip would be worth that much. I’ve also twice qualified every thing I said that she was good at puzzles and if she won, cool.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:52 AM
and by checking her i meant checking here, even though i was also checking her in that video.
i almost thought the andy reid thing was a joke, but i had the volume off. he was 13 in that picture?
November 8th, 2010 at 9:53 AM
How bad is the Stafford injury? I fear he could be damaged goods from here on out. This is the third time his right shoulder has had issues. Such a shame. He has all of the talent to be a great QB.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:53 AM
Suh made a ton of plays yesterday.
nope, only 3 tackles. Non-factor.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:53 AM
At this point it should just be considered shocking if this doesn’t happen…man’s made of glass
November 8th, 2010 at 9:54 AM
that’s what I thought. what an amazing athlete, basketball and track in the same season.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:55 AM
Was he hurt often at Georgia? I don’t remember Kiper ragging on him for being brittle….
November 8th, 2010 at 9:55 AM
This right here says a lot.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:55 AM
I mean look at him, and look at the kid standing behind him. AHHH!
November 8th, 2010 at 9:55 AM
I mean I would, but, it’s fucking Cleveland. FUCKING CLEVELAND. I eman I’m happy that you’re happy because Peyton Hillis ran through that smushmortion of a defense yesterday. The same d that let Sanchez (who is < Stafford < Freeman according to everyone) tear them a new asshole.Just make sure there's a mattress waiting for the Brownies when the STBC's send them crashing back to reality.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:56 AM
It’s not good. Stafford ain’t got touch. They should take him out back and shoot him. New coach and QB. Burn that fucker down.
/sign vick
November 8th, 2010 at 9:56 AM
He was never hurt at UGA…and I think you can say his shoulder is made of glass, not his entire body. It’s the same injury every time I believe.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:56 AM
Holy shitballs. That is amazing.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:56 AM
if anything, Stafford’s prominent injury was a chaffed peen from all the dick sucking from Kiper and whoever happened to be calling the games on Saturdays.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:57 AM
I mean look at him, and look at the kid standing behind him. AHHH!
he’s probably 15, and the kid behind him is almost definitely 6.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:57 AM
He needs to go see Dr. James Andrews, STAT.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:58 AM
Stafford isn’t brittle. He’s bullheaded and partially dumb. He doesn’t slide. He doesn’t go out of bounds. He runs in traffic. He needs to play smarter. It doesn’t help that the Lions’ pass protection has been bad to below average in the past two years.
Again, Stafford is not brittle or made of glass.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:58 AM
He was never hurt at UGA…and I think you can say his shoulder is made of glass, not his entire body. It’s the same injury every time I believe.
Once your shoulder goes out once it is basically paper mache.
/3rd degree separations in both shoulders
//they pop out in the middle of the night
November 8th, 2010 at 9:58 AM
Still. Stafford > Sanchez.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:59 AM
oops, meant basketball and wrestling.
November 8th, 2010 at 9:59 AM
Denial
November 8th, 2010 at 10:01 AM
Good song by Sevendust.
November 8th, 2010 at 10:01 AM
Might be the funniest thing I’ve seen in a month. Freak show!
November 8th, 2010 at 10:03 AM
The one yesterday was just unlucky. So was the first one and the second one was a blindside hit from behind. I’m not sure any of those plays should have been done differently by Stafford. Just a bunch of bad luck, but now it seems inevitable that Stafford will have long term shoulder issues. And playing behind a terrible o-line sure as hell isn’t going to help.
November 8th, 2010 at 10:03 AM
So true.
November 8th, 2010 at 10:05 AM
Sigh
November 8th, 2010 at 10:08 AM
We would all still ahve sex with Carmen Electra, right?
November 8th, 2010 at 10:11 AM
That landing shouldn’t have caused another separation. He was wincing in pain after every hit. That’s not going to bode well for him from this point forward.
November 8th, 2010 at 10:15 AM
If you solve the Wheel of Fortune puzzle with one letter showing, the prize should be immediate promotion to Jeopardy.
November 8th, 2010 at 10:16 AM
This should move the Lions into Lisk’s top 10.
November 8th, 2010 at 10:25 AM
reality? what do you know about reality?
you’re living in this fantasy world where the jets aren’t a bunch of ill-disciplined, overrated, underperforming “stars” that are coached by a guy who thinks they’re all sunshine and slurpees when, really, they should be MUCH better than they are.
oh, and our DC knows every little thing your defense will do and our coach is smarter than your coach. don’t worry, the browns won’t let your offense push them around because they’re not a bunch of idiots with michigan stink all over them. it’s gonna be a fight…something im not sure your loud mouth, all-talk, no-back up defense is ready for.
November 8th, 2010 at 10:28 AM
Count me out on this one. I’ve been successful in all my years not contracting the gift that keeps on giving. I don’t want to start now. She looks like she’s got shit that would make your peen fall off…
November 8th, 2010 at 10:29 AM
it’d be worth it.
November 8th, 2010 at 10:29 AM
I know reality is that the Jets didn’t celebrate like a bunch of pansies when they beat the Patriots. A gatorade bath, Spencer? Really, a fucking gatordade bath? Act like you’ve been there before. Fucking joke of a team.
November 8th, 2010 at 10:29 AM
This should move the Lions into Lisk’s top 10.
it will definitely keep them ahead of Tampa.
November 8th, 2010 at 10:30 AM
Ditto.
November 8th, 2010 at 10:30 AM
This is gonna be a fun week!
November 8th, 2010 at 10:30 AM
uh…they haven’t been there before.
and yes, the jets did celebrate like that. well, not LIKE that, but like that, ya hurd?
November 8th, 2010 at 10:31 AM
We would all still have sex with Carmen Electra, right?
certainly the top half of Carmen Electra. I’d have some hot dog / hallway / valtrex type problems below the waist though.
November 8th, 2010 at 10:32 AM
Reverses, qb bootlegs… Cleveland’s offense is more gimmicky than Oregon’s. That shit is going to meet its maker next weekend.
November 8th, 2010 at 10:33 AM
Jersey’s just upset that Peyton Hillis has ripped the title of Most Beloved White Running Back from Danny Woodhead
November 8th, 2010 at 10:34 AM
i didn’t see any reverses or QB bootlegs yesterday. i saw one trick play, and three the week before.
then again, id expect those plays to be even more successful against an undisciplined and stupidly aggressive defense like the jests’.
November 8th, 2010 at 10:38 AM
Oh this is hilarious…hilariously wrong
November 8th, 2010 at 10:38 AM
You bite your motherfucking tongue.
Jets ain’t the Patriots, son. They’ll smack Hillis in his mouth, and make sure Colt wishes he had his .380 in his hand warmer.
November 8th, 2010 at 10:40 AM
im glad you’re all confident after running thru the lions’ horrendous OL…now yall gotta deal with joe thomas and alex mack. jets are gonna be done like dirt.
November 8th, 2010 at 10:40 AM
As wrong as the Pats getting violated by the fucking Browns.
November 8th, 2010 at 10:41 AM
Jersey, in all honesty, how is that you wonder why people give you shit when your teams lose? This is why.
November 8th, 2010 at 10:43 AM
.
What does that buy Colt? 2? 3 more seconds before he’s getting teabagged by David Harris?
November 8th, 2010 at 10:44 AM
that’s a long time in terms of a QB dropping back
November 8th, 2010 at 10:45 AM
2-3 extra seconds is an eternity in the NFL and david harris? he of ONE sack this year? BWAHAHAHHA!!!
November 8th, 2010 at 10:47 AM
Who the fuck wonders? I know what I am setting myself up for. And go back and read the comments, Spencer wants to talk shit with me. We were bantering back and forth and then you got involved. Do you want me to stop? Spence, you want me to stop? Fucking Pats fans, always gotta end the fucking fun.
November 8th, 2010 at 10:48 AM
Not when you’re Colt McCoy and you suck. Not when you’re the Browns and you blow.
November 8th, 2010 at 10:49 AM
jersey…the only “stop” you’ll hear from me is when i say “stop…it hurts” when my ribs feel like they’re going to burst from laughing after watching peyton hillis put his dick in rex ryan’s face all day next sunday.
it’ll be funny watching his post-game conference. “we got our asses kicked today, boys, and it wasn’t pretty. my brother is a trillion times better than me because he looks like a fat pirate.”
November 8th, 2010 at 10:50 AM
please…after the steelers, saints and pats, the jets are the next best thing to “bye.”
November 8th, 2010 at 10:51 AM
go Browns
November 8th, 2010 at 10:52 AM
jersey…up for a name-change bet?
November 8th, 2010 at 10:53 AM
/Fixed
Holmgren is going to have to come down after the second half.
November 8th, 2010 at 10:54 AM
Like, “bye-bye” to feeling like a bunch of world beaters and hello to feeling like the stinking, smelling piece of shit team they are. I’m down with that.
And sure, I’m always down for a name change bet.
November 8th, 2010 at 10:55 AM
Jets v Browns…who knew it would become such a heated rivalry?
November 8th, 2010 at 10:55 AM
you’re so gonna be “recipient of a peyton hillis power bottomin’”
November 8th, 2010 at 10:55 AM
Go Bulldogs.
/tough loss Saturday.
November 8th, 2010 at 10:56 AM
And after watching them demolish my team, I would not put anything past the Browns. They are playing with house money cause it’s not as if anyone expects anything out of their season.
November 8th, 2010 at 10:57 AM
And sure, I’m always down for a name change bet.
speaking of, CJ lost a name change bet you guys made last week. She has to change her name to Bieber Hair Down There.
November 8th, 2010 at 10:58 AM
lol…if CJ agrees to it, that’d be funny. i let her out of the bet tho…it wouldn’t be as funny as doing the same thing to jersey.
November 8th, 2010 at 10:58 AM
Done. You’re going to be “Rex Ryan’s Seed tastes like Frankie’s Hot Sauce”.
November 8th, 2010 at 10:59 AM
Yeah I feel bad not changing it, fair is fair. I’ll go with Clay’s name.
November 8th, 2010 at 11:00 AM
lol
November 8th, 2010 at 11:02 AM
Ive actually never changed my name before. Did it work?
November 8th, 2010 at 11:03 AM
Ok now it should be there
November 8th, 2010 at 11:07 AM
Looks good on ya CJ. Now, the obligatory: link?
November 8th, 2010 at 11:13 AM
BWAHAHAHA!!! now that’s funnah.