NFL Week 9 Picks For Entertainment Purposes
November is here, and with it, temperatures drop and playoff pressures increase. I’ve also been tracking my picks in three categories, and apparently, I am a really bad guesser. I had a losing week with my “guesses” yet again at 1-4 last week, and I think it’s about time I flip a coin on the guesses. My overall record through 8 weeks is now 58-54-4: 21-19-2 on Games I Like, 25-13-1 on Games I Lean, and 12-22-1 on Guesses.
1. Pittsburgh (-4.5) at CINCINNATI, Monday night. Pittsburgh lost in Cincinnati for the first time in 10 years last season. The home team in this series is 17-24 since 1990, and the Steelers have lost more games at home against the Bengals than on the road. Pittsburgh has been the far better team this year, and this line reflects too much built in home field advantage.
2. Kansas City (+1) at OAKLAND, 4 pm. The Chiefs have won 7 straight games in Oakland. The Raiders best defensive player, Nnamdi Asomugha, and best receiver, tight end Zach Miller, are both out for this one.
3. New York Giants (-6) at SEATTLE, 4 pm. This line opened at 4.5, but has jumped to 7 in many places, but you might still find it below a touchdown. Hasselbeck is out and Charlie Whitehurst is making his first career start, while Okung is doubtful. This line was too low to begin with, as the Giants have been dominant lately and if the turnover luck is merely neutral, the Giants should roll.
4.  DETROIT (+5.5) vs. New York Jets, 1 pm. Can the Jets block Suh?  This is a large line for a team that is a lot closer to average, at home, in a non-conference matchup where home field advantage tends to be greater.
5. CLEVELAND (+4) vs. New England, 1 pm. Ben Watson gets his revenge.
GAMES I LEAN
6.  HOUSTON (+3) vs. San Diego, 1 pm. The Chargers would be the play here, but they have way too many injuries at the receiver positions, with Gates, Floyd and Naanee listed as doubtful.  Jackson isn’t back yet, and it is down to Crayton and a bunch of people off the street. If the Texans don’t win this one, kiss them goodbye.
7. Miami (+5) at BALTIMORE, 1 pm. Miami is an amazing 4-0 on the road and 0-3 at home. I’m not making the pick on that, though. I just think these two teams are closer than 5 points.Â
8. PHILADELPHIA (-3) vs. Indianapolis, 4 pm. You’ll hear a lot about Reid being undefeated after a bye. There are other reasons to like Philly here, at home, in an interconference matchup, with Vick returning, Indy’s receivers depleted and Addai and Hart both out, and the Eagles being just as efficient as the Colts this year. It seems like half the Colts roster is listed as questionable with injuries this week.
9. CAROLINA (+7) vs. New Orleans, 1 pm. New Orleans has been inconsistent, and after playing well against Pittsburgh, we’ll see if they can keep their focus on the road against a weak opponent.
10. BUFFALO (+3) vs. Chicago in Toronto, 1 pm. I’m finally able to use one of my core gambling tenets: pick against Cutler when he is in another country.
GUESSES
11. Tampa Bay (+8.5) at ATLANTA, 1 pm. LeGarrette Blount is going to have opportunities in this game. Even though I’ve been skeptical of the Bucs, I’m not sold on this Falcons defense to cover a large number. The coin isn’t either.
12. Dallas (+7) at GREEN BAY, Sunday night. I’m leery of this one as Dallas is in the tank, but Green Bay isn’t exactly clicking on offense. The coin likes Dallas to play with an ounce of pride they have yet to show since Romo got hurt.
13. Arizona (+7.5) at MINNESOTA, 1 pm. Derek Anderson and the Cardinals mess versus the Minnesota soap opera, now with Harvin versus Childress. Geez. This is an avoid for me, but let’s go with the Cardinals getting points in this hot mess.
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November 7th, 2010 at 12:09 PM
Did not know this. Much better feelings about this one then.
November 7th, 2010 at 12:13 PM
More like the Pats show Ben Watson what quality TE’s look like.
November 7th, 2010 at 12:17 PM
Ben Watson gets his revenge.
More like the Pats show Ben Watson what quality TE’s look like.
Watson was great until he started channeling his inner Vince Wolfork at the buffet
GO BILLS!!
November 7th, 2010 at 12:19 PM
I picked em! Woo hoo!
November 7th, 2010 at 12:20 PM
go browns.
November 7th, 2010 at 12:22 PM
JPQ, thats weird about Twitter DM not working – I AM following you.
November 7th, 2010 at 12:22 PM
Go Reds. Sorry I’m watching the Liverpool Chelsea match.
Odds that the Giants take out another QB?
November 7th, 2010 at 12:26 PM
The coin likes Dallas to play with an ounce of pride they have yet to show since Romo got hurt.
I guess you haven’t been reading up this week. There’s still an incredible amount of finger pointing going on. Igor Olshansky says that Dallas is losing because they don’t run it, and they turn it over too much. Alan Ball says he’s doing the best he can. Etc, etc, etc.
Jerry Jones admitted the season was over when he said Wade would finish the season, and didn’t spin it at all. No options. No chance tonight. Bad secondary, bad pass protection, bad QB, bad running attack, bad linebackers. Plus they all quit.
Seems like Green Bay by 30 to me.
November 7th, 2010 at 12:26 PM
I’ve had a problem with DM the last couple days.
November 7th, 2010 at 12:27 PM
Dirt here’s my newly hatched theory: Jerrah hires Childress after he gets fired in Minny.
November 7th, 2010 at 12:30 PM
he has to lead the league in personal fouls
November 7th, 2010 at 12:30 PM
Points and laughs.
Then realizes Lovie Smith coaches my team.
/wanders back over to couch to sulk
November 7th, 2010 at 12:32 PM
Are you still drunk?
November 7th, 2010 at 12:33 PM
Dirt here’s my newly hatched theory: Jerrah hires Childress after he gets fired in Minny.
I don’t even know what I”m hoping for at this point,but I think I want Kubiak for OC.
But Chilly is awful, and he was right when he said he’d probably never get another head coaching.
November 7th, 2010 at 12:35 PM
JPQ, thats weird about Twitter DM not working – I AM following you.
cj/lefty: I’ve had problems w/ DM too. Also, I can’t change my pic, as that function has been down for a while (as per twitter). I changed it for Halloween, & can’t go to anything. Weird
November 7th, 2010 at 12:35 PM
you know what else? Vezina has 4.50. He won a dollar twenty on Nevada yesterday, and then somehow didn’t immediately throw it in the garbage.
November 7th, 2010 at 12:35 PM
He knows Chris Hansen is on to him.
November 7th, 2010 at 12:36 PM
Dirt here’s my newly hatched theory: Jerrah hires Childress after he gets fired in Minny.
Urban Meyer is the next coach of the Cowgurlz (unless he waits for Belichick to move upstairs)
/my “LeBron is going to Miami” prediction for this off-season
November 7th, 2010 at 12:37 PM
Alan Ball says he’s doing the best he can. Etc
True Blood is an occasionally spectacular mess.
November 7th, 2010 at 12:37 PM
But Chilly is awful, and he was right when he said he’d probably never get another head coaching.
He knows Chris Hansen is on to him.
+1
November 7th, 2010 at 12:37 PM
These guys are Jerry Jones specials. Take a look at the guy that’s there through the end of this season.
November 7th, 2010 at 12:43 PM
That would be a clean sweep.
/attempts to hide winnings from wife
November 7th, 2010 at 12:49 PM
ha! Well done.
November 7th, 2010 at 1:15 PM
That would be a clean sweep.
/attempts to hide winnings from wife
impressive. It’ll be even more impressive if you keep it today.
P.S. I completely discounted your picks yesterday and lost a whole bunch of cents on Oklahoma, and would have lost even more if I’d have had any left to bet Missouri.
November 7th, 2010 at 1:21 PM
I guess if you are a Raider fan, if you have to have your best DB out playing Cassel is one of the best options.
We have the pitiful Texans pass defense against the Chargers backup receivers – Interesting matchup. I would have put the Chargers at least 35 points if their starters were playing.
November 7th, 2010 at 12:48 PM
I’m liking CLE +4, Carolina +7, and Bills +3 for the early games.
November 7th, 2010 at 1:11 PM
The Packers -7 is calling my name. Dallas is brutal
November 8th, 2010 at 12:24 PM
You really have limp one for the JETS, don’t you?
You were wrong AGAIN!