Wendi Nix Likes Bud Light
Wendi Nix: The ESPN anchor is on the cover of Improper Bostonian this month, and in a wide-ranging Q&A, said she isn’t insulted when referred to as a “sideline hottie,” is a Bud Light kind of girl, “loves to hate” Rex Ryan, thinks Tom Brady’s hair is at the ponytail stage, and is a fan of the Oregon Duck mascot. Not mentioned: The fact that she’s divorced (or in the process of getting divorced) from Boston Red Sox Vice President of Player Personnel Ben Cherington. In our various talks with ESPN sources, the word most often associated with Nix: “cool.” [Improper Bostonian]

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November 4th, 2010 at 10:17 AM
Go get er boys!
November 4th, 2010 at 10:18 AM
Goddammit
Probably because that’s nobody’s business…why mention it here?
November 4th, 2010 at 10:18 AM
I love her voice.
November 4th, 2010 at 10:18 AM
ESPN sources? same sources emailing you that Denny Greens son was a great guy?
November 4th, 2010 at 10:21 AM
LOL. Kiddies!
November 4th, 2010 at 10:21 AM
Bud Light sucks.
I wouldn’t let that stop me from going a few rounds with her though.
BTW, for the beer snobs, I had a Rogue John John Juniper Ale the other night. If you like IPA’s mixed with a little gin, it’s for you. One of the most unique beers I’ve ever had.
November 4th, 2010 at 10:21 AM
whole lotta photshoppin’ goin’ on in that pic.
November 4th, 2010 at 10:22 AM
Now that’s a forehead you can fall in love with.
November 4th, 2010 at 10:22 AM
Not mentioned:
Probably because that’s nobody’s business…why mention it here?
Can I interest you in Kolbi Killingback’s myspace page?
November 4th, 2010 at 10:22 AM
Bud Light is a great tailgating beer, though. If I plan on drinking a 12-pack, I don’t want Bud Heavy or some micro brew. I want water with alcohol in it ’cause I’m about to get shithoused.
November 4th, 2010 at 10:22 AM
Who the fuck isn’t?
November 4th, 2010 at 10:23 AM
Is that the foul ball chick Souvenir City stalks?
November 4th, 2010 at 10:24 AM
hmmm… I don’t think I realized that Kolbi was a Die Antwoord fan the first time I perused this.
November 4th, 2010 at 10:24 AM
She will probably get a nice chunk of alimony.
November 4th, 2010 at 10:25 AM
Only Mexicans drink Bud Light in Texas.
/ and me.
November 4th, 2010 at 10:25 AM
Naw, she’s the high school chick who is dating Gordon Hayward that TBL linked the facebook and myspace pages of.
November 4th, 2010 at 10:27 AM
If we’re doing cheap, drinking game, pounding beers:
Miller Lite > Coors Light > Bud Light >>> Natty Ice > Ice House > Beast > Bud >>>>>>> Red Dog
November 4th, 2010 at 10:27 AM
Uga >> Ralphie >> Beevo >> pederast in a duck suit
November 4th, 2010 at 10:29 AM
Uhm, seriously Husker? Our eagles would swoop in and crush UGA’s skull before he knew what hit him.
November 4th, 2010 at 10:29 AM
Busch Light >
November 4th, 2010 at 10:29 AM
Remember what I said about girls whose names end in “i” ?
November 4th, 2010 at 10:29 AM
is a fan of the Oregon Duck mascot.
Who the fuck isn’t?
That fuckin’ Beaver?
Oh and Nix…I’d let her get it.
November 4th, 2010 at 10:29 AM
I did try Pumpkinhead for the first time the other day though, and that my friends, is a nice beer.
November 4th, 2010 at 10:30 AM
Last weekend at my local liquor store I saw a 70+ year old man slowly walking with a cane and a 12-pack of Natty Light, classic
November 4th, 2010 at 10:30 AM
Remember what I said about girls whose names end in “i” ?
They have a plethora of interesting personality quirks?
November 4th, 2010 at 10:31 AM
Until faggy Auburn actually picks ONE FUCKING MASCOT, they have no seat at the table. Pick a side, dammit!!
November 4th, 2010 at 10:31 AM
Remember what I said about girls whose names end in “i” ?
They prefer penii over penises?
As a word.
November 4th, 2010 at 10:32 AM
That pic from the smushed look had me thinking it was EA.
November 4th, 2010 at 10:33 AM
I love Bud Light. That’s my go-to beer all the time. Fuck ya’ll.
Also, Uga is the shit. Bulldogs are fucking awesome and hilarious. Wendi Nix can get it.
November 4th, 2010 at 10:34 AM
ARod’s chick in the banner looks like Tylene Buck.
November 4th, 2010 at 10:34 AM
Remember guys: There’s really no such thing as eating out healthily.
November 4th, 2010 at 10:34 AM
All of this right here.
November 4th, 2010 at 10:35 AM
Sure there is…but it’s hippie vegan shit that sucks. 5 Guys FTW!!
November 4th, 2010 at 10:35 AM
I don’t know, I doubt their salaries differ all that much.
November 4th, 2010 at 10:36 AM
AKA Major Gunns
/pours one out for Monday Night Nitro
November 4th, 2010 at 10:36 AM
I saw some kids in their 20′s walking out of one of the higher end liquor stores carrying two cases of Busch Light. If you’re buying Busch Light because you’re broke, you sure as shit shouldn’t be buying in from Binny’s where it’s at least $5 more a case than at the local grocery store or at a corner liquor store.
November 4th, 2010 at 10:36 AM
We have one mascot – a Tiger.
We have one symbol – the War Eagle.
Therefore, I guess UGA does still win the “mascot” award if we’re getting technical. But seriously, they have to hide other mascots when that eagle makes its flight. That thing would destroy your new bulldog.
November 4th, 2010 at 10:37 AM
Oh hell yeah! I miss Shipyard.
November 4th, 2010 at 10:37 AM
Honestly…if I’m drinking non-good beer, I reach for Natty Light or Busch Ice.
But come on, unless you’re >24, you should be drinking the good stuff, period.
/working through a case of Palo Santo Marron right now
//been working on it since August
November 4th, 2010 at 10:37 AM
She looks like old Pam Anderson to me.
November 4th, 2010 at 10:37 AM
One of my worst times of being drunk was nickel beer night. They were serving busch light.
November 4th, 2010 at 10:37 AM
JPQ favorite. He has used the term “cougar-iffic” I believe to describe her. Needs the glasses to complete the look.
You’re just jealous. And her name is Sara!
November 4th, 2010 at 10:37 AM
id love to bang the living bejesus out of wendi nix as long as she’s wearing those cute glasses she often wears.
/glasses aren’t a deal breaker though
//because im not cassino
November 4th, 2010 at 10:38 AM
What does an eagle have to do with Auburn?
/always wondered
November 4th, 2010 at 10:38 AM
I used to be a regular Red Dog drinker…’cuz it was dirt cheap.
November 4th, 2010 at 10:40 AM
Are beer snobs worse than vorpies? Discuss.
November 4th, 2010 at 10:40 AM
One of my worst times of being drunk was nickel beer night. They were serving busch light.
$0.25 draft during the Calgary Stampede. I’ve never felt worse the next day.
November 4th, 2010 at 10:40 AM
Seem to be fixated on this.
November 4th, 2010 at 10:41 AM
We’d have many-a-redneck in the crowd to shoot that bitch out of the sky.
It’s faggy, so the shoe fits perfectly.
November 4th, 2010 at 10:41 AM
1. regular season NHL talk that hijack more shit than somali pirates
2. beer snobs
3. karma
4. vorpies
November 4th, 2010 at 10:42 AM
Complain all you want about beer snobs…there’s nothing you can say that makes drinking Bud Light Lime defensible.
November 4th, 2010 at 10:42 AM
CFB Playoff Snobs: taken off the board.
November 4th, 2010 at 10:42 AM
seriously, that is real gay. who the fuck has a “symbol” and a mascot? if the eagle isn’t your mascot, why the fuck does it fly in before every game?
/the eagle flying in is cool as shit
//Razorbacks own all mascots
November 4th, 2010 at 10:42 AM
i doubt fag eagle could penetrate brutus’ 10-inch foam layer.
November 4th, 2010 at 10:42 AM
Remember guys: There’s really no such thing as eating out healthily.
Seem to be fixated on this.
he’s just trolling. That’s how he gets his jollies throughout the day. Just let him go.
November 4th, 2010 at 10:42 AM
Totally agree, if you by old you mean how Pam used to look.
My first college beer purchase was a sixer of guiness and a sixer of red dog. Nothing quite like that red dog. I’d pick some up just for laughs if I could ever find it.
Stroh’s is a fine quality cheap beer. probably my go to cheap beer.
November 4th, 2010 at 10:43 AM
Math Fail
November 4th, 2010 at 10:43 AM
The local watering hole in the town where my school is has $1 PBR everyday. For the month of may, as a thank you to the seniors they lower the price to .75. Some tough mornings after that place.
November 4th, 2010 at 10:44 AM
Dos Equis is becoming my starter
November 4th, 2010 at 10:44 AM
If only Wisconsin would return to the days of having a live badger on the sideline…this would be no contest
November 4th, 2010 at 10:44 AM
i doubt fag eagle could penetrate brutus’ 10-inch foam layer.
Brutus would be too distracted licking his balls.
November 4th, 2010 at 10:44 AM
I made a funny cunni lingus joke in the roundup and no one seemed to pick up on it. Thought people gaukwing at Wendi would be an opening for a return salvo. Unfortunately the entire plan came apart in my hands like a wet sand castle.
November 4th, 2010 at 10:44 AM
Worse than karma? Now you’re just being an asshole.
/leaves giant ball mark on 1st green
//doesn’t fix divot in 2nd fairway
///takes 3 lunch balls on the 3rd tee
November 4th, 2010 at 10:45 AM
so what you’re saying is that OSU should leave a bunch of buckeyes around the badger’s house so that it chokes and dies? therefore negating another ball punching in madison?
agreed.
November 4th, 2010 at 10:45 AM
Ha. Now this is a guy with a plan.
November 4th, 2010 at 10:45 AM
so what you’re saying is that brutus does a lot of yoga?
agreed.
November 4th, 2010 at 10:46 AM
Haha. Found this trying to /jmorris “War Eagle”
November 4th, 2010 at 10:46 AM
The badger wouldn’t touch them, he only lives to feed on the blood of Brutus
November 4th, 2010 at 10:47 AM
yes, worse than karma, and he’s a HUGE asshole.
the rest of that stuff doesn’t piss me off…it just makes you a terrible person with no golf etiquette. and i doubt you’re good enough to hit a green without chipping on, so i don’t think we have to worry about divots or ball marks.
/went there
November 4th, 2010 at 10:48 AM
Scholars differ. Probably what happened is some old civil war vet brought an eagle that he had found/raised during the war and people rallied around it for whatever reason.
Auburn did try to make it faggy by starting a story that the eagle flew around the field at halftime of a Georgia game, then died, then we came back and beat them in the second half. Regardless, the symbol stuck and now we say War Eagle as hello, good-bye, and I use it as exclamation – Mark Richt sucks a dick and all of his players are thugs who belong in jail and Aaron Murray has a Lance Bass poster hanging in his dorm room that he stares at while fingering himself…War Eagle, Husker, War Eagle!
November 4th, 2010 at 10:48 AM
Brutus is in DK mode, which means he’s gay as fuck
November 4th, 2010 at 10:48 AM
Fat Tire is my go-to beer, but now that Leinenkugel’s Fireside Nut Brown is out (it’s a seasonal beer) I will drink enough of that to kill a horse. I can’t recommend that beer enough. It’s a little bit like Fat Tire and Newcastle, but it has a richer taste. So good.
November 4th, 2010 at 10:48 AM
Lager or Amber?
November 4th, 2010 at 10:48 AM
that’s not ENTIRELY true…badgers live to feed off the blood of pretty much everything, including joe thomas’ future children, which is why im immediately starting a petition for the wisconsin football team to change their mascot to a cardigan sweater.
November 4th, 2010 at 10:49 AM
You’d be correct in this assumption. I’m a hack on the course. I’d probably just let you play through and then hit into you 2 holes later.
November 4th, 2010 at 10:49 AM
Lager mostly. Ill get the beets of Mexico from Sam’s club and drink the ambers
November 4th, 2010 at 10:49 AM
michigan’s in the “ass up, knees down” mode that they find themselves in whenever they get into big ten play. keep that puckered asshole in the air michigan! there’s still four teams waiting for their turn!
November 4th, 2010 at 10:50 AM
+one 6 pack.
great beer. It is incredible on tap.
IMO, XX Amber is much better than the Lager.
November 4th, 2010 at 10:50 AM
You saw The Walking Dead zombies at the horse in downtown Atlanta, right?
I got my eye on you Husker.
November 4th, 2010 at 10:50 AM
*beers
November 4th, 2010 at 10:50 AM
I’ve said it once, I’ll say it again. Samuel Adams. Always a good choice.
November 4th, 2010 at 10:50 AM
somebody brought a dozen pumpkin beers to my house two weeks ago. At the end of the first night there were 6 left. I find them difficult to drink.
November 4th, 2010 at 10:51 AM
Fat Tire is my go-to beer, but now that Leinenkugel’s Fireside Nut Brown is out (it’s a seasonal beer) I will drink enough of that to kill a horse
Not a Fat Tire fan, but I enjoy Leinenkugel’s quite a bit. I’m on a kick with their classic amber right now.
November 4th, 2010 at 10:51 AM
Joe Thomas is the only creature in nature the badger knows not to fuck with, the children will be fine
November 4th, 2010 at 10:51 AM
gonna be hard to hit into us considering that i’ll be 325 down the middle off every tee box.
/even par 3′s
//POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 4th, 2010 at 10:52 AM
I can only imagine. Down in ATL, I have only seen it in a bottle. I would love to try it from the tap.
November 4th, 2010 at 10:52 AM
By at I mean eat. So that’s that.
Wolverine > Rufus > Failed resuscitation cat > Brutus
November 4th, 2010 at 10:52 AM
Complain all you want about beer snobs…there’s nothing you can say that makes drinking Bud Light Lime defensible.
While we’re on this topic, Stella and Blue Moon are shit beers as well.
If anyone can find Palm in their local store, I suggest you try it please. Pretty much anything by Stone, Dogfishead, Victory, La Chouffe, Rogue, and Chimay is usually pretty good.
November 4th, 2010 at 10:52 AM
Something about it just doesn’t work for me, I can make a day of their Red though
November 4th, 2010 at 10:53 AM
I’ve said it once, I’ll say it again. Samuel Adams. Always a good choice.
Agreed. Sam Adams Octoberfest was fantastic this year. Kind of sad to see it disappearing from stores as the season changes.
I just tried Real Ale’s Octoberfest the other night. It’s practically orange in appearance. I’m still making up my mind about it, the original taste is good, but it’s not a great session beer. My girlfriend calls it ‘dishwater beer’.
November 4th, 2010 at 10:53 AM
While we’re on this topic, Stella and Blue Moon are shit beers as well.
Blue Moon yes, but I just can’t agree with you on Stella.
November 4th, 2010 at 10:53 AM
to be fair, the badger wouldn’t be able to get past joe anyways. joe thomas is the only creature that can get a badger to quit fighting.
November 4th, 2010 at 10:53 AM
that would be pretty bad ass.
there has been talk for years of running in the Razorback a la the buffalo in Colorado, but nothing has ever become of it.
November 4th, 2010 at 10:53 AM
Failed resuscitation cat
it’s funny because it might have worked with better technique. Those back legs were doing way more damage than benefit.
November 4th, 2010 at 10:54 AM
I had Keystone Lite last week. BEER FLAVORED WATER!!!!
November 4th, 2010 at 10:54 AM
Nix is now in the top 5 after that interview. My wife won’t like that one, because I’m in places where I could end up meeting her.
/So, you’re saying I’ve got a chance!’d
November 4th, 2010 at 10:54 AM
/tips goblet
/raises nose at the rest of TBL
November 4th, 2010 at 10:54 AM
now you made me cry.
go fuck yourself, asshole.
November 4th, 2010 at 10:54 AM
While we’re on this topic, Stella and Blue Moon are shit beers as well.
Stella is shit? GTFO.
November 4th, 2010 at 10:54 AM
I’ve said it once, I’ll say it again. Samuel Adams. Always a good choice.
Absolutely.
November 4th, 2010 at 10:54 AM
I can’t stand blue moon, but Stella is quite delicious.
November 4th, 2010 at 10:55 AM
lol…
November 4th, 2010 at 10:56 AM
I liked Blue Moon.
/runs
November 4th, 2010 at 10:56 AM
It’s also funny because I’ve seen dozens of cats do that to pillows, blankets and other people’s chests. They’re just trying to get comfortable. Although it was odd Resuscitation Cat was trying to get comfortable on top of that deceased cat.
November 4th, 2010 at 10:56 AM
Stella is good, but that shit makes for an angry drunk. A much better version of a beer with blueberry notes is Sweetwater Blue. It’s not a wheat beer, but it has a nice blueberry finish.
November 4th, 2010 at 10:57 AM
yessir. I picked up a 12 pack of it the other day, guessing it will be my last one of the year.
November 4th, 2010 at 10:57 AM
WTF is this? Am I going to have to yell? Did one of you fuckers torture a cat?
November 4th, 2010 at 10:57 AM
I’m salivating just thinking about the Scotch Ale being brewed right now at my local Pizzeria Uno’s Brewery. I have to wait 3 more weeks until it’s put out. Never has a goblet looked so inviting…
November 4th, 2010 at 10:57 AM
High five to anyone that’s said Leineys. That shit destroys.
November 4th, 2010 at 10:57 AM
The best beer I had all year was the Raging Bitch Belgian IPA by Flying Dog…I hope that they continue brewing it (it was their 20th anniversary beer).
November 4th, 2010 at 10:58 AM
Bought 3 cases of it at Sam’s Club for $22 a piece. My fave beer.
Roundup video SG….proceed with caution.
November 4th, 2010 at 10:59 AM
The video that will make you cry from the Roundup.
/I cried a little
November 4th, 2010 at 10:59 AM
wendi nix is way hotter than EA
November 4th, 2010 at 11:00 AM
rumor has it you like to sip on a summer shandy. care to confirm? deny?
November 4th, 2010 at 11:00 AM
What is this?
November 4th, 2010 at 11:00 AM
I had an Ommegang Rare Vos last night. Never fails to impress. I need to make a pilgrimage to upstate New York someday to pay homage at their brewery.
November 4th, 2010 at 11:00 AM
Pabst Blue Ribbon Light.
/last night
November 4th, 2010 at 11:00 AM
WTF is this? Am I going to have to yell? Did one of you fuckers torture a cat?
you don’t want to know SG. At all.
November 4th, 2010 at 11:01 AM
Bought 3 cases of it at Sam’s Club for $22 a piece. My fave beer.
I think the stores are already all sold out of it down here. It’s unfortunate because that might have been the best batch of Octoberfest they’ve ever released.
November 4th, 2010 at 11:01 AM
Delirium Tremens.
November 4th, 2010 at 11:01 AM
I give much credit to HuskerDawg, chicago and younglefthander for introducing me to Guiness draft. Holy shit that was tasty on TBL Day Out. I’ll mix that in a few times with Bud Light if I’m at a nice bar.
Sad video in the Roundup. You will cry.
November 4th, 2010 at 11:01 AM
It was incredibly sad. Like, made me upset sad.
/I love cats
//Go fuck yourself if you hate cats
November 4th, 2010 at 11:02 AM
I love these odd beer names. Flying Dog makes me want to name a beer, Punt The Poodle.
November 4th, 2010 at 11:02 AM
There’s still a summer shandy in my fridge from when a girl brought over a 6 pack…LAST summer. No one will touch it…we’re trying to see who will be desperate enough to drink it, but no one’s gone that low yet.
November 4th, 2010 at 11:02 AM
Delirium Tremens.‘
Great stuff. As is Maudite and La Fin du Monde.
November 4th, 2010 at 11:02 AM
Beers I enjoy more so than the rest:
Bud Light
PBR and PBR Light
The Natty
Guinness
Boddington’s
Newcastle
All Sam varieties, but especially Winter Ale and Sam Light for summer
Harp
Bass
Magic Hat #9
312
November 4th, 2010 at 11:02 AM
Not a fan of the New Belgium Brewery products. Used to like Fat Tire, not so much anymore. The Hoptober I didn’t like.
New Glarus on the other hand…
November 4th, 2010 at 11:02 AM
i like big cats. my ideal pet would be a grizzly bear, but my backup would be a jaguar that’d id name “shaguar.”
November 4th, 2010 at 11:03 AM
Yes! Had some of this, courtesy of Trader Joe’s. Spectacular. Maudite was also good, but not as good as La Fin Du Monde.
November 4th, 2010 at 11:03 AM
I went to the Delirium bar in Brussels in June. Holy shit that place was insane…but holy shit the hangover the next day was BRUTAL!! I had like 8-10 beers, didn’t eat a thing and then realized that I was drinking beers between 8-12% alcohol. It was not good.
November 4th, 2010 at 11:04 AM
Anyone that has a fresh and easy in their area I recommend getting Taurino. It is a good cheap mexican beer. Its like 8 dollars for a case.
November 4th, 2010 at 11:04 AM
Not a huge fan of the pumpkin beers but I absolutely love the Punkin Ale by Dogfishhead.
November 4th, 2010 at 11:04 AM
Lmao
November 4th, 2010 at 11:04 AM
my ideal pet would be a grizzly bear,
can you imagine the shits you’d have to pick up? Or how much grizzly chow you’d have to buy? it would be pretty funny leaving it outside, tied to a parking meter while you get a slice of pizza.
November 4th, 2010 at 11:05 AM
Not a huge fan of the pumpkin beers but I absolutely love the Punkin Ale by Dogfishhead.
this one is by Shipyard. The first one I drank was really, really good. The last 3 my wife is going to have to take care of.
November 4th, 2010 at 11:06 AM
i don’t pick up my dog’s shit as it is, why would i pick up a bear’s? you want to tell me WHILE IM WALKING MY FUCKING BEAR that i have to pick up it’s dung? HAH!
November 4th, 2010 at 11:06 AM
Yeah, this was some good stuff.
November 4th, 2010 at 11:07 AM
Spencer: Just get a Savannah Cat. I believe the going rate is around $30,000. Here is another photo.
November 4th, 2010 at 11:07 AM
I got some of the Oktoberfest for the first time this year. quite tasty.
November 4th, 2010 at 11:08 AM
Anything wrong about wanting to own a Koala? It either would be a Koala or a horse.
November 4th, 2010 at 11:08 AM
Definitely. A bartender recommended this when it came out earlier this year and I’ve never looked back. Plus I love telling people I’m drinking a Raging Bitch.
November 4th, 2010 at 11:09 AM
I would kill someone for them to sell that in Arkansas. I always bring back a couple cases when I go home for christmas.
November 4th, 2010 at 11:09 AM
my ideal pet would be a grizzly bear,
My grandfather is a bit of a recluse, lives in the mountains on a big chunk of land. He had a bear (I think it was a brown bear) on his property for a number of years that he fed and watched over, used to leave steaks outside for it.
November 4th, 2010 at 11:09 AM
I love that an article in the Roundup about alcohol being as dangerous as crack (or was it heroine?) is followed by a discussion of beer in the very next post.
November 4th, 2010 at 11:09 AM
those are awesome!
my aunt and uncle who live in rural southern ohio have these two maine coon cats (no racism) that are fucking awesome. they’re like 30-40 lbs and look like little bobcats. they’re cool and you should see the size of their paws…ridiculous.
i got my dog from the same aunt and uncle only they had the mother and father as well as four of the puppies. all 100+ lb. terriers. and these cats were so badass that the dogs wanted no part of them after the first month.
November 4th, 2010 at 11:09 AM
Awesome.
November 4th, 2010 at 11:10 AM
Since we are on the subject, what is everyones session beer? The beer you drink to get sloshed that is fairly inexpensive but somewhat good. Since you can’t drink that high end stuff without going broke, well at least I can’t. I go with the Harpoon IPA myself.
November 4th, 2010 at 11:10 AM
so you’re one of those assholes, huh?
November 4th, 2010 at 11:10 AM
koala’s are ill tempered.
November 4th, 2010 at 11:11 AM
Since we are on the subject, what is everyones session beer? The beer you drink to get sloshed that is fairly inexpensive but somewhat good. Since you can’t drink that high end stuff without going broke, well at least I can’t. I go with the Harpoon IPA myself.
Grolsch. It’s what Heineken wishes it was.
November 4th, 2010 at 11:11 AM
Vagina. You has one.
November 4th, 2010 at 11:11 AM
Maine Coon cats are very cool. If I was a TBL-esque baller, I would seriously consider a Savannah Cat. They are so badass.
November 4th, 2010 at 11:12 AM
na…right by my house there’s a bunch of trees and bushes where i take her to walk and she shits in there. and ive trained her to poo on unused lots saved for construction that will never happen because who the fuck moves to cleveland?
November 4th, 2010 at 11:13 AM
Anything wrong about wanting to own a Koala? It either would be a Koala or a horse.
do you want the clap?
November 4th, 2010 at 11:13 AM
That shit is the best brown ale. It’ll mess you up in a hurry, too.
Dogfish Head Punkin>>>>>Shipyard Pumpkinhead
/but do try Pumpkinhead on draft with a cinnamon-sugar rimmed glass
November 4th, 2010 at 11:13 AM
The only place I ever drank a Heineken and liked it was at its brewery. Everywhere else it tastes like ass to me.
November 4th, 2010 at 11:14 AM
Magic Hat #9
Vagina. You has one.
that shit is good. I drink it cuz it’s local beer.
November 4th, 2010 at 11:14 AM
Maine Coon cats are very cool.
if you like picking burrs out of long matted fur.
November 4th, 2010 at 11:14 AM
Agreed. I’ve had mine for almost 5 years.
/actually got her in Maine
November 4th, 2010 at 11:15 AM
Sweetwater 420 if I’m in Atlanta. Usually Stella or Grolsch work well too.
November 4th, 2010 at 11:15 AM
Well yea. Thats alcohol. I can drink beer all day and still keep my shit together.
November 4th, 2010 at 11:16 AM
I love it.
November 4th, 2010 at 11:16 AM
Magic Hat HI.P.A. is some good stuff.
November 4th, 2010 at 11:17 AM
So since SG has gone silent, we can all assume she’s bawling like a baby in the bathroom with her hand sanitizer, right?
November 4th, 2010 at 11:17 AM
I don’t consider $10/six pack a session beer. Harpoon costs the same as 60 minute in my neck of the woods, and 60 minute is better…but if I’m going cheap but decent, I go Yeungling Black and Tan. I like it, it’s pretty cheap, and the one guy that never ponies up for beer doesn’t like it.
November 4th, 2010 at 11:17 AM
I’m not watching the video. Did TBL post it or did someone link to it in the comments? He promised me no more depressing animal stories/videos… he’s about to feel the wrath of SG if he was the one that posted it.
November 4th, 2010 at 11:18 AM
So since SG has gone silent, we can all assume she’s bawling like a baby in the bathroom with her hand sanitizer, right?
no chance she’s in the bathroom, there’s giant bugs coming out of the toilet. She’s crying right at her desk.
November 4th, 2010 at 11:18 AM
It was in the roundup. He gave a warning about how sad it was.
November 4th, 2010 at 11:19 AM
I’m not watching the video. Did TBL post it or did someone link to it in the comments? He promised me no more depressing animal stories/videos… he’s about to feel the wrath of SG if he was the one that posted it.
he linked to it, and it’s not only an old video, it’s kinda touching. And he warned people not to click the link (meaning you), but he made no reference to its contents.
November 4th, 2010 at 11:19 AM
Really? I guess it makes sense, it’s brewed in New England and I live in CT. I can get a 12 pack for $13. And yes, 60 min is far, far superior.
November 4th, 2010 at 11:19 AM
the brewery was closed when I was in Amsterdam, but the Heineken on tap anywhere in Europe was magical.
the one beer I had in Europe that I wish they had here was regular Amstel. shit is the bomb, but I’ve never seen it in the US where it’s not Light.
November 4th, 2010 at 11:19 AM
It was TBL that posted it. I just watched it but I didnt cry, maybe everyone saying how sad it was prepared me though. Its just a dead cat lying on the road and another cat poking it with his legs in what looks like attempts to bring him back to life. And then they get scooped up in a cat carrier at the end?
November 4th, 2010 at 11:19 AM
That, and it’s expensive. $67 for a case, and that’s straight from the distributor.
November 4th, 2010 at 11:19 AM
I with SG. Feel the wrath!
I just have a regular domestic cat, but she weighs 17 pounds.
November 4th, 2010 at 11:21 AM
fat cats are the best.
November 4th, 2010 at 11:22 AM
She’s about to go on ball stomping rampage. Guard your boys, boys!
November 4th, 2010 at 11:23 AM
And then they get scooped up in a cat carrier at the end?
not “they,” just the dead one. The living one probably bolts, but there’s an edit in the video to make it look like they cram them both into that carrier. But the guy leaves the door open, so there’s no way there’s a live cat in there behind that cat corpse.
November 4th, 2010 at 11:24 AM
Savannah cats are really cool but they like to spend time outdoors. And because they are cats and can climb and jump, you’d have to give them a completely enclosed outdoor area almost like a kennel. Have any of you seen Animal Planet’s Cats 101 and Dogs 101 shows? I love them.
November 4th, 2010 at 11:24 AM
I’m with SG(meant to say).
November 4th, 2010 at 11:24 AM
My in-laws and my mom have fat cats and my wife and I have a very long and skinny cat. He eats like a machine, but he stays super skinny. I keep waiting for him to chunk up, but it never happens.
November 4th, 2010 at 11:24 AM
I heart Fat Squirrel
November 4th, 2010 at 11:25 AM
you know what kind of cats I don’t like? Friendly cats. That shit just pisses me off. I’ve got two friendly cats. Go be aloof, asshole, and leave me alone. I already put out food.
November 4th, 2010 at 11:25 AM
Ha! My wife and I watched a marathon of those a while back. That’s where I first saw the Savannah cat.
November 4th, 2010 at 11:26 AM
What? Friendly cats are fucking sweet. I’ve only had two cats in my life, and both were/are super friendly. That’s what makes a good cat.
November 4th, 2010 at 11:26 AM
When I was in high school and delivering pizza I went to a house that had the fattest cat I had ever seen. They took the pizza from me and tossed a piece of the meat lovers pizza to the cat.
November 4th, 2010 at 11:26 AM
the only thing stopping a cat from killing you is the difference in size between it and you.
fuck cats.
November 4th, 2010 at 11:27 AM
i had a friendly cat growing up…this cute little black and white one named Dolcé. she was the sweetest thing in the world and it still makes me sad thinking about her death from getting hit by a car.
sniff…you just have a heart of stone, dirt. damn you.
November 4th, 2010 at 11:27 AM
fuck cats.
i meant fuck pet cats. i’m all for a barn cat or a wild cat.
November 4th, 2010 at 11:28 AM
Yes! I love watching these with my cat and watching her get freaked out by the meows and barks.
November 4th, 2010 at 11:29 AM
I love them. I like dogs more, but I’ve had a cat since I was 9. As long as you interact with it a bunch when it’s young, it will love people.
November 4th, 2010 at 11:29 AM
Cats are awesome. My childhood cats Calvin and Hobbes were the best. Calvin was a super fat orange tabby that was the size of a small dog. He loved to sit on your lap but would put your legs to sleep after awhile because he was so fat. And he had the best purr ever. It was super loud and rumble-y. I miss that cat.
/cries
November 4th, 2010 at 11:29 AM
What? Friendly cats are fucking sweet. I’ve only had two cats in my life, and both were/are super friendly. That’s what makes a good cat.
I have one cat that I like, and she only comes around when it’s freezing cold or she needs a little foot surgery. Everybody in the whole world but me hates her.
November 4th, 2010 at 11:30 AM
This. I was over at my buddy’s house, and his girlfriend’s cat comes up and sits next to me on the couch. I ignore it for a bit, but the thing keeps nudging my arm. So I pet the thing on top of its head. Then it nudges my arm again, so a I pet it again on top of the head. You know what this piece of shit thing does then? It fucking bites my hand. That would’ve never happened with a dog.
November 4th, 2010 at 11:31 AM
i’m all for a barn cat or a wild cat.
i’m for barn cats, big time. But wild cats, no way. Those sons of bitches are evil, and they won’t stop reproducing. And size difference or not, a feral cat will ruin you.
I constantly have to “get rid of” feral cats around here. They beat the shit out of my friendly cats.
November 4th, 2010 at 11:32 AM
This. I was over at my buddy’s house, and his girlfriend’s cat comes up and sits next to me on the couch. I ignore it for a bit, but the thing keeps nudging my arm. So I pet the thing on top of its head. Then it nudges my arm again, so a I pet it again on top of the head. You know what this piece of shit thing does then? It fucking bites my hand. That would’ve never happened with a dog.
Then, it disengaged from the conflict, and commenced cleaning its anus right in front of you.
/just a guess
November 4th, 2010 at 11:32 AM
You pet too hard. Be gentle.
November 4th, 2010 at 11:33 AM
you know what kind of cats I don’t like? Friendly cats. That shit just pisses me off. I’ve got two friendly cats. Go be aloof, asshole, and leave me alone. I already put out food.
You need a mix. Sometimes you just want to go sleep. Why are you standing on me, yelling?
November 4th, 2010 at 11:33 AM
lol
November 4th, 2010 at 11:34 AM
Buncha cat ladies up in here…
November 4th, 2010 at 11:36 AM
there’s a new, little tiny David Sedaris book with essays about anthropomorphized animals. It’s really, really funny. It’s maybe not worth 22 bucks, but I’m dying laughing reading it, per as usual.
November 4th, 2010 at 11:36 AM
They beat the shit out of my friendly cats.
meh… darwinism.
besides, cats enjoy pissing in secret areas. it takes forever to find the piss and by then your house stinks, your carpet/floor/couch/vent is ruined and it’s already pissed in some other secret place.
November 4th, 2010 at 11:36 AM
My cat will do this all night long if her food dish is empty. Just sit there on my chest, meowing and poking my face with her paw and rubbing her wet nose on me.
November 4th, 2010 at 11:36 AM
This and don’t just pet its head. Cats like the ear area and their backs right by their tails. I bet you that was a girl cat too. From my experience girl cats seem to be more tempermental. Boy cats just want to eat and sleep.
November 4th, 2010 at 11:40 AM
feral cats are mean as shit. Wisconsin had open season on them a couple years ago they were becoming such a problem.
November 4th, 2010 at 11:40 AM
Shocking.
November 4th, 2010 at 11:42 AM
feral cats are mean as shit. Wisconsin had open season on them a couple years ago they were becoming such a problem.
I have caught a couple that weighed 20 pounds. Just enormous monsters.
November 4th, 2010 at 11:45 AM
I believe it. We retail it for $14.99/4-pack where I work.
Got to try the double-bock from Weihenstephaner the other day. Holy shit, it was good. Like drinking alcoholic chocolate milk. Really, really good.
November 4th, 2010 at 12:38 PM
Sorry I missed the post. God, I love Wendi Nix & I love the Improper Bostonian on Cape Cahd