sad

I am hyperventilating right now.

/passes out

I was training someone for the past hour and knew as soon as I saw this headline on the sidebar that you’d be freaking out! Pissed I missed this thread.

And stop calling him “The Duck.” His name is Puddles, dammit.

Reminds me of the time my grandma showed us how to do the dance from “wipe me down
a couple of years ago.

We come from 2 different worlds, young Jersey.

Yes. Yes we do.

I have never attended a family bbq where random dancing broke out. That sounds fun. We usually just throw a ball around or play some ladder toss.

That’s how the day starts. But then we break out the dj set at night. Always fun.

Highlight of the night.

I have never attended a family bbq where random dancing broke out. That sounds fun. We usually just throw a ball around or play some ladder toss.

“if you’re gonna drop the dougie on your home debut, you better have the game to back it up”

Goddammit so much. FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

once it hits your lips…

I often think how I would explain to my grandmother what this Dougie phenomena is all about.

Grandma jersey broke out the dougie at the family bbq without even knowing what it was. She saw me and the lil cousins doing it, then she came in and did it. Instead of brushing her hair, she pretended to do her lipstick while looking into a compact mirror. Highlight of the night.

I often think how I would explain to my grandmother what this Dougie phenomena is all about.

Maybe you should just try demonstrating it to her? That’s how I explained Beer Bonging to mine.

The internet.

The Mascot of a School Teaches a Different School’s Cheerleader to Dance

The schools involved are irrelevant.

bring on the tom jones music

All that.Or none.