Halloween Weekend Has Arrived
Halloween weekend is finally here. That means girls in awesome costumes and mass alcohol consumption. (In responsible moderation, of course.) It also means DOG IN A HOCKEY MASK. The chick is Tinsley Mortimer who is a socialite with a reality show I’ve never heard of. She’s also apparently a descendant of Thomas Jefferson, Patrick Henry and James Madison. And I would find that fascinating, but DOG IN A HOCKEY MASK!
Anyway, what’s everyone going to be for Halloween? Last year I was Andre Agassi. Yes it was topical and yes I carried around a tennis ball canister that I filled with tiny yellow rocks. (That’s what meth looks like, right?) This year I have no idea what I’m going to be, so I’m open to suggestions. Things to keep in mind – I will have a mohawk and fu manchu later tonight. Or if you don’t care about me and what I’m wearing this weekend, feel free to discuss your favorite naughty costumes or whatever you’re dressing your rugrats up in this weekend. Or just talk about Angela cutting lose on The Office last night in an attempt to win thousands in savings.
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October 29th, 2010 at 6:48 PM
Way Cuter that that chick.
/Cassino’d
//but seriously she’s not really hot at all
///also the NY Rangers jersey kills it for me.
October 29th, 2010 at 6:51 PM
Needs less Rangers.
October 29th, 2010 at 6:53 PM
Sounds fake… or sounds like someone on Gossip Girl
October 29th, 2010 at 6:56 PM
I’m going to rent a ferrair, get excessively drunk and just tell the cops that I’m dressed as Khabibulin for Halloween.
October 29th, 2010 at 6:59 PM
happy slut weekend/amateur hour drinking weekend everyone
October 29th, 2010 at 6:59 PM
*Ferrari
/working on the drunk part of my costume
October 29th, 2010 at 6:59 PM
I’m going to rent a ferrair, get excessively drunk and just tell the cops that I’m dressed as Khabibulin for Halloween.
Dress as a corpse, do the same thing, & go as Pelle Lindbergh or Tim Horton instead
/Timbits ftw
October 29th, 2010 at 7:04 PM
@JPQ Or Keith Magnuson.
October 29th, 2010 at 7:07 PM
Fuck you Roger Goodell.
October 29th, 2010 at 7:10 PM
Charlie Sheen. Bowling shirt, khaki shorts with matching khaki socks, hookers and blow.
October 29th, 2010 at 7:12 PM
My Halloween party is tonight. Hopefully my girl doesn’t mind that I invited a bunch of attractive girls tonight. She’ll probably be too trashed to notice anyway. God I love “Dress Like A Slut Day”.
Happy Halloween(ish)!
October 29th, 2010 at 7:13 PM
So are probably half of this country. We just all aren’t putting it on our resumes.
October 29th, 2010 at 7:16 PM
I’ll be going as Jason Sudeikis in “What Up With That”
October 29th, 2010 at 7:16 PM
This Flyers/Pens game is out of control
October 29th, 2010 at 7:17 PM
Her great-great-great-great-great grandma was a raped slave?
/Hemings’d
October 29th, 2010 at 7:18 PM
I was trying to decide between my favorite TV star, Dr. Lawyer Cop, or the Asian dude from “Community” in the Adidas commercials.
THAT’S NICE! THAT’S NICE!
October 29th, 2010 at 7:19 PM
You stole my idea!
October 29th, 2010 at 7:22 PM
CJ, bunch of tilts already? Was expecting some fireworks after Richards called out Cooke after the last one.
October 29th, 2010 at 7:24 PM
Hahhaa, 30 penalty minutes 2.5 minutes in… this is crazy. There was a fight 6 seconds in, then another one within 15 seconds. And a bunch of other minors.
October 29th, 2010 at 7:25 PM
Richards took on Cooke, that was pretty good. But then Shelley got destroyed by Engeland.
October 29th, 2010 at 7:26 PM
Engellund is a tough mofo. Love rivalry games like this.
October 29th, 2010 at 7:27 PM
And we’re back to 5 on 5! Only took 7 minutes.
October 29th, 2010 at 7:28 PM
Take anyone else a while to figure out where the fuck this dog with a hockey mask was?
Spence?
October 29th, 2010 at 7:39 PM
Dressing up as Clark Kent, girlfriend as Batgirl (she likes the Batman franchise more clearly).
Kinky.
October 29th, 2010 at 7:41 PM
Ah yes Superman’s heterosexual alter ego.
October 29th, 2010 at 7:48 PM
I’m just throwing a Michigan Jersey on tomorrow and a Lions on Sunday.
/Gotta support the team even on halloween
October 29th, 2010 at 7:52 PM
I’m dressing as Jahidi White
October 29th, 2010 at 7:54 PM
Best “virgin” costume yet.
October 29th, 2010 at 7:54 PM
Read that as Jaleel White, dunno why.
October 29th, 2010 at 7:54 PM
Can we hold a raffle as to which player? My pick is Artose Pinner
October 29th, 2010 at 7:55 PM
Speaking of, here’s his youthful anti-fucking rap.
October 29th, 2010 at 7:56 PM
Can we hold a raffle as to which player? My pick is Artose Pinner
Daunte Culpepper throwback jersey
October 29th, 2010 at 7:59 PM
I have 2 Roy Williams, a Megatron, a Tatum Bell and a Herman Mooree to choose from.
My younger brother has a Joey and a James Stewart but I don’t think I can fit into those.
October 29th, 2010 at 8:00 PM
Charles Rogers.
October 29th, 2010 at 8:02 PM
Does it disturb anyone else the way he refers to Harrington?
October 29th, 2010 at 8:05 PM
I’m going as sick as fuck, in bed, for the 3rd straight night.
Hopefully will be better by Sunday.
October 29th, 2010 at 8:06 PM
I actually own a home alt Megatron jersey.
October 29th, 2010 at 8:10 PM
OK, It’s official. I truly hate the Heat twice as much as I did 15 minutes earlier.
October 29th, 2010 at 8:13 PM
happy Ed Belfour night everyone
October 29th, 2010 at 8:15 PM
I would never support that fucking Sparty Bust. couldn’t pay me to wear his jersey.
I have the Thanksgiving edition.
All Lion fans just call him Joey, never heard another Lions fan call him Harrington.
October 29th, 2010 at 8:25 PM
Should we be scared?
“TheBigLead Jason Mcintyre
Feelin so fly like a g6″
October 29th, 2010 at 8:27 PM
Is that some sort of rap lyric?
October 29th, 2010 at 8:28 PM
TBL slizzard on that sizzurp?
October 29th, 2010 at 8:28 PM
Yes it is, CJ
October 29th, 2010 at 8:30 PM
I’m going as Charlie Sheen* for Halloween. I’m getting a hooker, some blow, take our clothes off & then I’m gonna lock her in the closet
* also known as Saturday Night in South Beach
October 29th, 2010 at 8:31 PM
JPQ, kids & wife in the room down the hall?
October 29th, 2010 at 8:32 PM
JPQ, kids & wife in the room down the hall?
kids are out, wife under the desk
October 29th, 2010 at 8:33 PM
shit Forbort’s not playing tonight
/important sporting events
October 29th, 2010 at 8:35 PM
happy Ed Belfour night everyone
When does he provide the ceremonial one billion dollar bribe to local law enforcement?
October 29th, 2010 at 8:35 PM
I find myself watching Heat games just so I can passionately root against them. And I NEVER watch non-Laker games.
October 29th, 2010 at 8:37 PM
Am I gonna have to change my name to: “BallzDeep is going to see Roger Waters perform The Wall on November 30th at Staples” to get some goddamn props?
October 29th, 2010 at 8:38 PM
pff. The guy backstopped the best team in college hockey history. He could kill someone at center ice tonight and get off scot free.
October 29th, 2010 at 8:41 PM
All you need is a bad mustache and you can go as Pat O’Brien instead
October 29th, 2010 at 8:42 PM
Taylor Hall! Got the monkey off his back last night, full of confidence now.
October 29th, 2010 at 8:43 PM
that is pretty cool.
October 29th, 2010 at 8:45 PM
I’m seeing him do it in Kansas City, but you dont see me begging to get my dick sucked about it cause I’m not a complete douche
October 29th, 2010 at 8:46 PM
Only a couple of days until the anniversary of the infamous Bernard Berrian Haloween post. I’d link to it, but oddly enough, it’s been deleted.
October 29th, 2010 at 8:47 PM
Kanye dong!
October 29th, 2010 at 8:47 PM
/OBVIOUSLY THAT WAS NSFW
October 29th, 2010 at 8:48 PM
looks fake to me, but I think we better call in Coop to see if it is real or not.
October 29th, 2010 at 8:49 PM
Refresh my memory on that again? Did the post say he failed a drug test or something?
October 29th, 2010 at 8:52 PM
I’m seeing him do it in Kansas City, but you dont see me begging to get my dick sucked about it cause I’m not a complete douche
Well then. Props to you. Though I don’t think it makes me a douche. It just makes me really pumped.
October 29th, 2010 at 8:52 PM
And I think every one of us has begged to get thier dicks sucked at one point in our lives. So check yo self.
October 29th, 2010 at 8:53 PM
Just wait until it’s run through Auto Tune before you judge it.
October 29th, 2010 at 8:56 PM
The have recently discovered that you can download comic books using torrents. Where have you been all my life?
October 29th, 2010 at 9:03 PM
I’m not a complete douche
This is pretty funny, though.
October 29th, 2010 at 9:24 PM
I’m rocking Marty McFly, the tall version, this year.
October 29th, 2010 at 9:31 PM
I’m gonna be a douchey blog commenter.
October 29th, 2010 at 9:38 PM
I am going as Stuart Scott. My eyes look like that after a case of beer.
/push your glasses up
October 29th, 2010 at 9:45 PM
guys, can we chill with the racist comments?
got 3 emails today about it. last warning. next time you make one, you’re gone. you know if you’ve made one.
don’t have the energy to deal with it
October 29th, 2010 at 9:48 PM
guys, can we chill with the racist comments?
thinking….thinking……not me. That’s a relief.
October 29th, 2010 at 9:49 PM
It’s a good thing you never come off as a whiny bitch or anything, or else you might start to be annoying.
October 29th, 2010 at 9:50 PM
…unless making fun of Canada is racist.
October 29th, 2010 at 9:50 PM
The reported female in the photograph on top is not attractive in the least. That why it is so slow tonight?
October 29th, 2010 at 9:51 PM
I think that is more xenophobic than anything else.
October 29th, 2010 at 9:52 PM
…unless making fun of Canada is racist.
It doesn’t offend me. Fire away.
October 29th, 2010 at 9:53 PM
It’s a good thing you never come off as a whiny bitch or anything, or else you might start to be annoying.
You’re right. At least I got that going for me………hey, wait a second…
October 29th, 2010 at 9:54 PM
It doesn’t offend me. Fire away.
soccer baseball.
/that’s the extent of my canada bashing
//that and making fun of Steve Nash
October 29th, 2010 at 9:55 PM
hey jhs, have you figured out how to change a bet at CS? like, you change yer mind and go back and cancel one?
October 29th, 2010 at 9:56 PM
soccer baseball.
That one only works on Garland. We ain’t no sissies out here in the West, we call it kickball.
/spits
October 29th, 2010 at 9:56 PM
zeus what are the oil doing blitzing the champs? i have bhawks ML
October 29th, 2010 at 9:56 PM
At least I didn’t start MAF tonight.
October 29th, 2010 at 9:57 PM
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hey jhs, have you figured out how to change a bet at CS? like, you change yer mind and go back and cancel one?
It involves getting beaten with a baseball bat. Are you prepared to go down this road?
October 29th, 2010 at 9:58 PM
I keep losing on CS. Stupid Magic..
October 29th, 2010 at 9:58 PM
zeus what are the oil doing blitzing the champs? i have bhawks ML
5-3 now. Hawks starting to take the play to the Oil. Rough first period for Turco.
October 29th, 2010 at 9:59 PM
That one only works on Garland. We ain’t no sissies out here in the West, we call it kickball.
/spits
So West Coasters are cooler in Canada too, then. Good to know.
October 29th, 2010 at 10:03 PM
got 3 emails today about it. last warning. next time you make one, you’re gone. you know if you’ve made one.
don’t have the energy to deal with it
mrejr hardly posts anymore.
October 29th, 2010 at 10:05 PM
mrejr hardly posts anymore.
lol
Well, we were all thinking it.
October 29th, 2010 at 10:05 PM
Von Wafer: Mein Gott in himmel!!
Delonte: What are you saying?
Von Wafer: Mein Laben!!!
Delonte: Cut that shit out!
Von Wafer: Die, Allied schweinehund!!
(brawl erupts)
if quoting Wolfenstein 3D is racist to German people, I apoligize.
October 29th, 2010 at 10:07 PM
So who has been making racist comments?
October 29th, 2010 at 10:07 PM
RB – Oil just scored again. Second period almost over.
/pushes SC down the stairs
//runs around with SC’s sparklers
October 29th, 2010 at 10:09 PM
I wont say anymore than this unless I get the go ahead, but someone in the TBL commenterati has been drafted by one of the four major sports leagues.
October 29th, 2010 at 10:10 PM
I learned german from the Medal of Honor games.
“Ira papire, bitte”
“Your papers, please”
October 29th, 2010 at 10:12 PM
I wont say anymore than this unless I get the go ahead, but someone in the TBL commenterati has been drafted by one of the four major sports leagues.
I assume we’re counting hockey.
October 29th, 2010 at 10:13 PM
Michael Beasley will win comeback POY this season. Or he’ll kill himself. That’s the dichotomy of his recent future.
October 29th, 2010 at 10:13 PM
You mean like, today?
October 29th, 2010 at 10:16 PM
I wont say anymore than this unless I get the go ahead, but someone in the TBL commenterati has been drafted by one of the four major sports leagues.
I’m not sure what I’m supposed to do with this. Other than not be racist to it, obviously.
October 29th, 2010 at 10:16 PM
sometime in the 90s mole
October 29th, 2010 at 10:16 PM
You mean like, today?
That’s what I was thinking. And there’s no professional beer-softball league, so that rules out SC. There’s no professional whiskey chugging league, so that rules out Shatner. There’s no professional dood kissing league, so that rules out Coop……
October 29th, 2010 at 10:17 PM
Jersey’s replacing Kyle Wilson?
October 29th, 2010 at 10:17 PM
jdeeser. All those neck problems had to come from something.
October 29th, 2010 at 10:17 PM
sometime in the 90s mole
tallguy
October 29th, 2010 at 10:18 PM
jdeeser. All those neck problems had to come from something.
he’s not old enough. Tallguy might not be old enough either.
October 29th, 2010 at 10:19 PM
It’s not tallguy.
October 29th, 2010 at 10:20 PM
It’s not tallguy.
But that was my only guess.
October 29th, 2010 at 10:20 PM
I don’t know ages. Jay V? The guy is well off and he knows TBL personally. The oldest commenters I know of are vezina and JPQ.
October 29th, 2010 at 10:21 PM
I just assume everybody is my age. Unless they make a comment about how scary the Cuban Missile Crisis was.
October 29th, 2010 at 10:22 PM
If Ryan Malone is a commenter here I’m punching that cocksucker in the face.
October 29th, 2010 at 10:25 PM
Ok, who are the known African-American commenters?
/Is that racist?
October 29th, 2010 at 10:28 PM
it’s geezeus, dummies
October 29th, 2010 at 10:28 PM
This is what Bunk would call a “stone cold whodunnit”.
October 29th, 2010 at 10:29 PM
vezina and JPQ.
handsomest, too
v4L is older than me. one other too
October 29th, 2010 at 10:29 PM
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it’s geezeus, dummies
So, we were counting hockey?
October 29th, 2010 at 10:29 PM
geezeus. c’mon fetch end the riddle
October 29th, 2010 at 10:30 PM
it’s geezeus, dummies
in what, Nascar?
Ok, who are the known African-American commenters?
/Is that racist?
Are you saying there are quadroons trying to pass amongst us?
October 29th, 2010 at 10:30 PM
handsomest, too
Oh, I know. I’ve seen the glamour shots.
October 29th, 2010 at 10:30 PM
Because that would probably be racist.
October 29th, 2010 at 10:30 PM
TBL – How about pointing out these racist comments?
October 29th, 2010 at 10:30 PM
Funny you should say that. When I first started here a couple of years ago, there was constant chatter that made me think more than half of the commenters were black…
After that, the comments calmed down and I forgot about it.
October 29th, 2010 at 10:31 PM
So, we were counting hockey?
either yer pokin’ hocley or you think WNBA is a major sport
/who else drafts?
October 29th, 2010 at 10:31 PM
I’m no spring chicken either, but I’m certainly not the oldest.
October 29th, 2010 at 10:31 PM
there was constant chatter that made me think more than half of the commenters were black…
wally’s gone….next?
/racist radar
October 29th, 2010 at 10:32 PM
Are you saying there are quadroons trying to pass amongst us?
Never heard that word before until I saw Archer.
October 29th, 2010 at 10:32 PM
I read sparty and friends just for cabbage.
October 29th, 2010 at 10:32 PM
it’s geezeus, dummies
in what, Nascar?
he was studly in hockey. brother was in CBJ system too
October 29th, 2010 at 10:33 PM
I constantly make harmless Asian driver jokes, but I think I’m okay, Asians don’t like sports that don’t involve JCVD.
October 29th, 2010 at 10:33 PM
either yer pokin’ hocley or you think WNBA is a major sport
/who else drafts?
Yes, I was poking hockey. The MLS drafts too. But, I mean, come on.
October 29th, 2010 at 10:34 PM
fetch, if it aint zeus, give us the sport, for fun-time guessing based on what we know of commenters
/could push it to 400 tonight
October 29th, 2010 at 10:34 PM
Nice knowin’ ya, Wally!
October 29th, 2010 at 10:34 PM
BL – How about pointing out these racist comments?
Hawk, RU (re: Rihanna) and Hannah Storm thread. I don’t think the Storm thread was racist, but rather a really poor choice of words.
October 29th, 2010 at 10:34 PM
Never heard that word before until I saw Archer.
Either your history teachers failed you, or you failed your history teachers. I’m gonna guess the latter.
October 29th, 2010 at 10:34 PM
Asians don’t like sports that don’t involve JCVD.
mole’s gone….next?
/terror alert at orange
October 29th, 2010 at 10:35 PM
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fetch, if it aint zeus, give us the sport, for fun-time guessing based on what we know of commenters
/could push it to 400 tonight
fetch is too busy plying a minor with alcohol right now. We’re on our own, fellas.
October 29th, 2010 at 10:35 PM
Racist comments? Did SuperAndy, Paolo, or Tar Baby make a comeback today?
October 29th, 2010 at 10:36 PM
My God, it’s so true.
October 29th, 2010 at 10:38 PM
Either your history teachers failed you, or you failed your history teachers. I’m gonna guess the latter.
Don’t question my history acumen, cochise.
October 29th, 2010 at 10:39 PM
actually I am sadly watching college hockey and writing. Not going out until the game’s over.
October 29th, 2010 at 10:39 PM
Quadroon is a type of Girl Scout Cookie right?
October 29th, 2010 at 10:39 PM
Badger?
October 29th, 2010 at 10:40 PM
I made a comment in a 300 level history college class about Homer Plessy being an octoroon and not one person aside from the professor knew what that was. So basically what I’m saying is don’t go to CMU.
October 29th, 2010 at 10:40 PM
So was SC racist or was Menarky (who isn’t even the thread) being racist? I’m guessing menarky.
October 29th, 2010 at 10:41 PM
1) SC admitted as much.
2) It’s freakin’ Darrell
October 29th, 2010 at 10:42 PM
Shit, Maryland got Faust! I honestly didn’t expect that, fucking sweet.
October 29th, 2010 at 10:42 PM
SC is being racist? Good thing Marian Hossa isn’t alive to see this.
October 29th, 2010 at 10:42 PM
Menarky sure likes to point out when he thinks black people look like monkeys.
October 29th, 2010 at 10:42 PM
Hawk, yup he did.
October 29th, 2010 at 10:42 PM
not SC, but I’m not going to get into who it is. just be smart guys, come on. site is bigger than it used to be, more eyes, more people want to be part of the community.
October 29th, 2010 at 10:43 PM
I thought Darrell was black.
Is that racist, what I just said??
WAIT. We’re off topic. Who the fuck got drafted into the WNBA?
October 29th, 2010 at 10:43 PM
Speaking of Hossa, the Hawks are all over the Oil in the third period. Killing the clock though.
October 29th, 2010 at 10:44 PM
I’m fairly certain it wasn’t me, but just to be safe I’m backing off all my assertions that Ron Washington is a terrible manager.
October 29th, 2010 at 10:44 PM
Charlie V from the corner … bang. Pistons by 1, :07 left!! Great look by Ben Gordon.
got home from dinner, looked at games to wager. saw 1 game over 70%
http://contests.covers.com/Handicapping/consensusPick/daily-consensus-picks.aspx?sport=9&t=0
thought, ‘well, it’s too late, but i really have even taken the Pistons +6?’ Pistons will cover (barring overtime collapse)
** this is by no means foolproof. but monitor it for a weekend on NFL/college, lemme know what you think.
October 29th, 2010 at 10:44 PM
It’s a valid point, Darrell called me racist because I wanted Arenas off the Wizards, even though I explained my reasoning at length, he basically just said no, it’s because he’s black. As though there was no question about it.
October 29th, 2010 at 10:44 PM
Who the fuck got drafted into the WNBA?
Not CJ, isn’t she like 4′ 11″?
October 29th, 2010 at 10:44 PM
Okay it’s not SC, but he still is a member of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor.
October 29th, 2010 at 10:44 PM
not SC, but I’m not going to get into who it is. just be smart guys, come on. site is bigger than it used to be, more eyes, more people want to be part of the community.
Hey, you knowingly nodded and outed me as being an anal-lingus enthusiast. I think it’s only fair you do the same here.
October 29th, 2010 at 10:46 PM
Aw, dude.
October 29th, 2010 at 10:46 PM
So was SC racist or was Menarky (who isn’t even the thread) being racist? I’m guessing menarky.
Three emails? People are ridiculous
October 29th, 2010 at 10:46 PM
I don’t know, SC does avoit Ballin’ threads like the plague.
/racist
October 29th, 2010 at 10:46 PM
Wait, what?
October 29th, 2010 at 10:46 PM
Hey, you knowingly nodded and outed me as being an anal-lingus enthusiast.
I just spit perfectly good beer on my screen.
/6-4 Oilers
//hope you mean receive and not provide
October 29th, 2010 at 10:47 PM
TBL – The regulars here (example, those of us here right now) know this already. Throw it out on Monday morning, and it’ll get better reception.
/now I’m really curious on what was said.
October 29th, 2010 at 10:47 PM
Oh what you’re not even going to give them credit and call it the Black Death?
Racist.
October 29th, 2010 at 10:47 PM
WV’s offense is AWFUL
October 29th, 2010 at 10:47 PM
Lakers-Suns finally started. Where’s YYSA so I can push him around?
Aw, dude.
What can I say? I’m an assman.
October 29th, 2010 at 10:48 PM
Get that sports shit out of here Hakeem we’ve got two detective tasks afoot here.
October 29th, 2010 at 10:49 PM
menarky, round up comment 138. Mrejr may also be in trouble.
October 29th, 2010 at 10:49 PM
//hope you mean receive and not provide
October 29th, 2010 at 10:50 PM
So, I finally bought Dr. Dog’s new album, ‘Shame, Shame.’ It’s fucking sweet.
And, a former classmate plays the bass for ‘em, which I didn’t entirely realize until recently.
October 29th, 2010 at 10:50 PM
I’m pretty sure the complaint was either Menarky likening another black person to a monkey, or Darrell for being exactly like every uncle I have.
October 29th, 2010 at 10:50 PM
Ballz – get that shit eating grin off your face.
October 29th, 2010 at 10:51 PM
HAHAHAHAHA oh man that’s terrible.
October 29th, 2010 at 10:51 PM
The Pistons suck…
October 29th, 2010 at 10:52 PM
menarky, round up comment 138. Mrejr may also be in trouble.
Yikes. Fuckin’ Menarky……
October 29th, 2010 at 10:52 PM
I get that racists are fucking annoying, but who really emailed TBL about it? Honestly? If you’re remotely intelligent, just ignore the dumbass comment. It’s the internet, I mean c’mon.
October 29th, 2010 at 10:53 PM
Ballz – get that shit eating grin off your face.
+1
October 29th, 2010 at 10:53 PM
was Irish involved?
October 29th, 2010 at 10:53 PM
So it was probably Rihanna then.
October 29th, 2010 at 10:53 PM
Doesn’t Menarky have a history of racist comments?
October 29th, 2010 at 10:54 PM
Doesn’t Menarky have a history of racist comments
You can guess what he thinks of Tom Jackson.
October 29th, 2010 at 10:55 PM
Tom Jackson is a racist..
October 29th, 2010 at 10:55 PM
An eloquent speaker, but he just wouldn’t feel comfortable with his daughter dating him?
October 29th, 2010 at 10:55 PM
I get that racists are fucking annoying, but who really emailed TBL about it? Honestly? If you’re remotely intelligent, just ignore the dumbass comment.
I can’t imagine taking the time. Then again, I did just search out the racist comment.
October 29th, 2010 at 10:56 PM
is it him that always say Tom looks like a gorilla?
October 29th, 2010 at 10:57 PM
I can understand why people are sensitive to it. But I take pretty much everything on here with a grain of salt.
October 29th, 2010 at 10:57 PM
When I read that this morning, my first thought was “uh-oh.” I knew somebody would be a softie and e-mail a complaint.
October 29th, 2010 at 10:58 PM
I’m a WASP but if you want to shout any demeaning things you can think of at me go for it.
October 29th, 2010 at 10:58 PM
is it him that always say Tom looks like a gorilla?
yup
October 29th, 2010 at 10:58 PM
I just had a great Tom Jackson comment about his red suits at Christmas, but I couldn’t bring myself to click send.
October 29th, 2010 at 10:59 PM
Ha, truth.
Oh, so can I, I’m just saying it’s the internet, a comment section no less.
October 29th, 2010 at 10:59 PM
I had a pet monkey. His name was potato because he smelled like french fries. He got enraged by listening to savage garden. He jumped out of the car. He is now the ghost monkey.
/taco’d
October 29th, 2010 at 10:59 PM
Agreed. I read it as it was posted this morning, and too it as she’s not that attractive. Which she is. She is just not my bag, baby.
/no, not racist
//Austin Powers
///Yeah!
October 29th, 2010 at 10:59 PM
I hope this doesn’t mean the end of Shannon Sharpe why the long face? jokes.
October 29th, 2010 at 11:00 PM
Goddamn it was a good one too.
October 29th, 2010 at 11:01 PM
Oh, so can I, I’m just saying it’s the internet, a comment section no less.
Wasn’t arguing Buck, we are coming from the same place.
October 29th, 2010 at 11:01 PM
Only if Family Guy inferring that Penlope Cruz looks like Seabiscuit is bad.
October 29th, 2010 at 11:04 PM
Fantastic episode.
We need some Butterfingers up in this bitch!
October 29th, 2010 at 11:04 PM
7-4 Oiler win, first win in Chicago since 2004, first regulation road win since Dec 2009.
October 29th, 2010 at 11:04 PM
So I’m hoping the DEVILS and the Phucks battle to a 1-0 game.
/need a win
October 29th, 2010 at 11:05 PM
Holy fuck.
October 29th, 2010 at 11:05 PM
So I’m hoping the DEVILS and the Phucks battle to a 1-0 game.
Need Ryan and Visnovsky to light it up.
October 29th, 2010 at 11:06 PM
Just got back from the pens/flyers game. Disgusting.
October 29th, 2010 at 11:06 PM
Holy fuck.
A brief look at my pain. HOW DOES IT TASTE?
October 29th, 2010 at 11:07 PM
I love saying Lubomir Visnosky in a russian accent.
October 29th, 2010 at 11:07 PM
Its just sad that the 2% of the idiots in the world who scream the loudest get the attention & things are changed when 98% of us are fine with it. Everything is a special interest group today.
The next time someone calls me old, I think I’m gonna sue FSV for hurting my feelings
October 29th, 2010 at 11:08 PM
I love saying Lubomir Visnosky in a russian accent.
Sounds like an expensive bottle of vodka.
/stereotype’d
//not racist’d
October 29th, 2010 at 11:08 PM
Listen Old Man….
/1-800-LAWYERS
October 29th, 2010 at 11:08 PM
Well maybe you should! We could all take a sensitivity training course then!
/wanking motion
October 29th, 2010 at 11:09 PM
Its just sad that the 2% of the idiots in the world who scream the loudest get the attention & things are changed when 98% of us are fine with it. Everything is a special interest group today.
I mean sure. But also you should know that you can’t call black people monkeys. No matter how much you may think they look like monkeys.
October 29th, 2010 at 11:11 PM
So racist is bad, but it’s still OK to call everyone gay though?
October 29th, 2010 at 11:11 PM
Like, that line has been established. George should be aware of it. It wasn’t allowed at his previous place of employment.
October 29th, 2010 at 11:11 PM
since you wrinkly bastards actually vote you should be able to get shit done jpq.
Oh Fleury. At least Beau Bennett had a good game.
October 29th, 2010 at 11:11 PM
John Rocker doesn’t understand.
/I Bow Hunt!
October 29th, 2010 at 11:12 PM
Just got back from the pens/flyers game. Disgusting.
In that the way it started? Or in the way it finished?
October 29th, 2010 at 11:12 PM
debating monkeys with knives vs dolphins w lasers > saying someone looks like a monkey
October 29th, 2010 at 11:13 PM
That was a sweet pass by Crosby. At least his team mates can finish…..
October 29th, 2010 at 11:13 PM
Fetch – new rookie scoring leader…
October 29th, 2010 at 11:14 PM
I hate all of you.
/actually just Geeezeus currently
//ruined my Friday
October 29th, 2010 at 11:15 PM
Haters gonna hate.
October 29th, 2010 at 11:15 PM
I mean sure. But also you should know that you can’t call black people monkeys. No matter how much you may think they look like monkeys.
Why?
Shannon Sharpe looks like a horse. So does SJP & Hilary Swank. Just so I understand the new rules, you can only make fun of a white person who looks like an animal, but not a black one. Is that how it goes? I dont want to get banned
October 29th, 2010 at 11:15 PM
I implore you, do not touch the B.O.R.I.S
/please?
October 29th, 2010 at 11:16 PM
guys, let’s move on … if you have to ask, it’s NOT you. the guy isn’t a regular commenter, just a semi-regular commenter.
let’s all enjoy Warriors-Clips on league pass (free first week!)
October 29th, 2010 at 11:17 PM
I’m an assman.
two things:
oh, for a comma….. and/or
yer an assistant manager?
October 29th, 2010 at 11:17 PM
That 2nd goal he let up was awful. The power play is my main concern. No flow at all and they have been letting up a lot of shorthanders this early in the year.
October 29th, 2010 at 11:17 PM
Jeff Skinner? I know he’s got 3.
October 29th, 2010 at 11:18 PM
let’s all enjoy Warriors-Clips on league pass (free first week!)
got clips plus (can’t remember)
October 29th, 2010 at 11:18 PM
Why?
I’m gonna obey the boss.
October 29th, 2010 at 11:19 PM
SC – Great goal by Byfuglien in OT tonight for the Thrashawks.
October 29th, 2010 at 11:19 PM
poor west virginia
October 29th, 2010 at 11:21 PM
Maryland doesn’t really have a significant rivalry against WVU, but I just can’t stand that fucking school. Though I had a fun weekend partying there.
October 29th, 2010 at 11:21 PM
Vlad – Eberle (4 & 4)
October 29th, 2010 at 11:22 PM
Whatever happened to Jose Calderon? I remember a couple years ago he was supposed to be the next big thing. Now hes garbage.
/wasted a late pick on JC
October 29th, 2010 at 11:23 PM
Well, that was fun while it lasted
October 29th, 2010 at 11:25 PM
I just got home and looked at espn. I guess I should have kept Kubiak’s Steroid Locker
October 29th, 2010 at 11:26 PM
Geez
I’m worried about Jimmy’s back. The Wings can’t afford to start Ozzie…
October 29th, 2010 at 11:26 PM
Damn, nice play by Dragic.
October 29th, 2010 at 11:29 PM
Vlad – they were saying yesterday it wasn’t serious. But you can’t mess around with a back injury, maybe a week off clears it up. Would Babs play Macdonald?
October 29th, 2010 at 11:29 PM
let’s all enjoy Warriors-Clips on league pass (free first week!)
Lakers-Suns > Warriors-Clips
October 29th, 2010 at 11:32 PM
i miss anything today? when work calls, im not around that often.
October 29th, 2010 at 11:32 PM
Liquor store down the street sells all of them. You want me to bring you some because Imma go home and drink it.
TBL – sending you an email regarding a possible basketball interest you may have. I’ll send it tomorrow or Sunday. Little bitter (okay, Liquored up) after my boys just lost to a not so good team. You know where to reach me if I crossed the line, too.
I do have a small query though. You understand my Canseco comment from yesterday, right? Don’t have to agree of course but you seemed befuddled.
October 29th, 2010 at 11:33 PM
Why not? Joey Mac or the Shooter Tutor works for me. Gator is coming back. I wish they would sit Modano. They won’t though. Probably be happy or miller time. I’m just glad I have the opportunity to watch Datsyuk.
October 29th, 2010 at 11:33 PM
I shuold take advantage of the league pass. The west coast teams that have shitty records wise are still awesome to watch unlike the leastern.
October 29th, 2010 at 11:34 PM
in terms of quality basketball and amount of sexual assualters, yes.
In terms of enjoyment, no.
October 29th, 2010 at 11:35 PM
JHS
The Lions game got blacked out in Michigan. Are you gonna be able to watch it?
October 29th, 2010 at 11:35 PM
Little bitter (okay, Liquored up) after my boys just lost to a not so good team.
You shut your whore mouth.
/until November 7
October 29th, 2010 at 11:36 PM
Poor Bill Stewart. He has to be done. back to back losses to Syracuse and UConn.
October 29th, 2010 at 11:37 PM
yep, Sunday Ticket FTW.
REALLY looking forward to Stafford’s return – you gonna be streaming?
October 29th, 2010 at 11:38 PM
Id like to point out my alma mater outdrew the Atlanta Thrashers tonight
October 29th, 2010 at 11:39 PM
sexual assualters
Please. This is so tired.
October 29th, 2010 at 11:39 PM
How bad was it in the ATL Fetch?
October 29th, 2010 at 11:40 PM
In terms of enjoyment, no.
You’re obviously not watching this game.
October 29th, 2010 at 11:41 PM
a little over 10 thousand
October 29th, 2010 at 11:41 PM
sexual assualters
Please. This is so tired.
Imagine how coop feels just learning to root for a rapist.
October 29th, 2010 at 11:43 PM
I’m still bitter and sad. Will you tell us a story JPQ?
October 29th, 2010 at 11:44 PM
Imagine how coop feels just learning to root for a rapist.
Emotionally unstable/drunken sluts are the scourge of the modern professional athelete.
October 29th, 2010 at 11:44 PM
BTW, it doesn’t mean anything because it is one game (an anecdote), and sabermetricians know that regardless of anyone’s (or anything’s) true mean, ANY performance which varies from that mean can happen, and is generally a lot more likely than the average person thinks, but so much for the media blasting us with how great of a post-season pitcher Cliff Lee is, and how this game was going to be a low scoring pitcher’s duel (Vegas had the over/under at slightly greater than 5.5 runs for the game)…
I want Darrell to read this whole thing about what luck means regarding sabermetrics.
October 29th, 2010 at 11:45 PM
a little over 10 thousand
The league is in great shape. Hockey revenues have never been higher.
/Bettman’d
October 29th, 2010 at 11:46 PM
good luck
October 29th, 2010 at 11:46 PM
October 29th, 2010 at 11:46 PM
SONOFABITCH.
Ok. Fine. I admit it.
/drunj
October 29th, 2010 at 11:50 PM
So an Irishman, an Ethiopian and Ichiro walk into a bar…
/Reads entire thread
//Aborts
October 29th, 2010 at 11:50 PM
I’m still bitter and sad. Will you tell us a story JPQ?
Sorry, SC. Not feeling it tonight. Have to let you suffer through this one on your own
October 29th, 2010 at 11:56 PM
attaboy. I’m only 15 miller lites deep and i need to step up
/yes I drink lite beer
//fuck you beer snobs
///I’d be 20 pound heavier if I drank those “classy” beers.
October 30th, 2010 at 12:00 AM
Ya’ll have a good one. Calling it quits, first regulation road win in almost a year, twas a good night.
October 30th, 2010 at 12:03 AM
for the record, the answer to the trivia question I posed earlier was Geeezeus. 5th round pick of the Senators in 1998.
October 30th, 2010 at 12:09 AM
Geez spent a 140 minutes in the penalty box in a season he played ~50 games? I’m still on my phone but I know I looked it up once I found out his name.
October 30th, 2010 at 12:19 AM
attaboy. I’m only 15 miller lites deep and i need to step up
/yes I drink lite beer
//fuck you beer snobs
///I’d be 20 pound heavier if I drank those “classy” beers.
How fat does whiskey make you?
/BTW, Gasol is a fucking monster tonight.
October 30th, 2010 at 12:22 AM
well, shit, fetch, thanks for the credit. i had the answer in 2 seconds
October 30th, 2010 at 12:25 AM
Need to get me a Steve Blake jersey.
October 30th, 2010 at 12:33 AM
Man, the Lakers look fantastic so far.
October 30th, 2010 at 12:33 AM
I have a Maryland Blake jersey in my closet.
October 30th, 2010 at 1:12 AM
I have a Maryland Blake jersey in my closet.
Two games into the season and I already love him. Thought I’d miss Jordan Farmar more.
October 30th, 2010 at 1:25 AM
He’s just an absolute pro. Guy can do a bit of everything, would rather pass first, but can drill the 3. He was an OK shooter at MD, but he’s a very, very good shooter now. Very good dude, from all stories I’ve heard. One of the few MD players that had a good rep from those years.