Roundup: Elin’s Jewelry, FSU Player Faces Caning, Erin Andrews Eats Free & Ranking Candy Bars
Michelle Hunziker at Oktoberfest… JWoww turned down Playboy… random rapper running for office… sex.com sold for $13 million… scratch Mel Gibson’s Hangover 2 cameo… Tea Party link… most teen moms are in the South… dead body on board…. Bruce Pearl’s letter… I’m running the show today so send links to alumnigonzo@gmail.com. Or follow me on Twitter and @ me, bro!
Mike Miller injured his thumb. Riles, e-mail me. I’m lights-out from deep, I’ll play for the minimum and I’ll stay away from LeBron’s moms. (Sun Sentinel)
Erin Andrews eats for free in Columbia, Missouri this weekend. (Joe Sports Fan)
A former FSU football player is facing a caning in Singapore. (Orlando Sentinel)
Elin’s second fortune will come from all the guilt-jewelery that Tiger gave her. Also – Beyonce is preggers!? (Chicago Sun-Times)
The ten best candy bars evar? Discuss. (Wasted Potentialz)
The latest Madden ’11 updates. (PastaPadre)
New stadium for Vikings is “highly likely.” (Star Tribune)
Brooklyn Decker SI shoot updates are not particularly safe for work. (Egotastic)
A cartoon about Tony Dungy and his high horse. (Tauntr)
A man snuck into the Michigan-Michigan State game with two assault rifles. (Comcast)
WSJ ran an inaccurate piece on Antiforclosure Lawyers. (Naked Capitalism)
A crocodile caused a plane crash. 20 people died. 1 person and the croc survived. The croc was then killed with a machete. (MSNBC)
In addition to Preston from Real World: New Orleans, Rajon Rondo also has a twin who happens to be a female model. (Black Sports Online)
Corgiwatch!
Irish comedian David O’Doherty.
Don’t act like you wouldn’t at least try a piece.
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October 22nd, 2010 at 8:07 AM
Wayne Rooney signs new 5 year contract at Man United
/no joke
//WTF
October 22nd, 2010 at 8:07 AM
CRM has the keys to the ship today! Let’s have some fun boys!!
/free the PM roundup
October 22nd, 2010 at 8:09 AM
The ten best candy bars evar?
M&M’s are a candy bar?
October 22nd, 2010 at 8:10 AM
Aww, this is adorable
Ken_Rosenthal
OK, let’s get this on the record: I am 5-foot-4 1/2 – and don’t forget the half! EVERY player is taller than me – some more than others!
October 22nd, 2010 at 8:14 AM
Shove MMA posts down their throat holes today like duffy would with sawker posts if he was running the show.
October 22nd, 2010 at 8:15 AM
I thought Michelle Hunziker did a Louganis off the building in the first Lethal Weapon.
October 22nd, 2010 at 8:16 AM
CRM has comeback…to AM Round Up!
October 22nd, 2010 at 8:23 AM
Butterfinger was robbed……No way it is #9.
October 22nd, 2010 at 8:23 AM
Glad to see Whatchamacalit get some love.
October 22nd, 2010 at 8:24 AM
Loving the +140 bet tomorrow that Lesner/Cain go 2 rounds or less
October 22nd, 2010 at 8:24 AM
Jaworski just said his favorite NFL player is Danny Woodhead..haha!
October 22nd, 2010 at 8:25 AM
Vikings should play outdoors.
October 22nd, 2010 at 8:26 AM
And I’ve already sent CRM a PM Roundup link. Everybody should follow suit. I’d send him a picture as well, but that would be like sending Picasso a color-by-number book.
October 22nd, 2010 at 8:28 AM
St. Bear was nice enough to send me the same link he sent last night that is in the Roundup this morning. No one follow that suit.
October 22nd, 2010 at 8:29 AM
We’re off to a roaring start!
October 22nd, 2010 at 8:31 AM
Ha! I scanned the post to see if it was used this morning, and when I didn’t see it I figured it got ignored since TBL didn’t do the Roundup. Once again, I find a way to make myself look like a moron.
October 22nd, 2010 at 8:31 AM
Sportsgal gonna be upset about the croc getting macheted?
October 22nd, 2010 at 8:32 AM
Galifianakis is starting to wear on me, am I the only person thinking this? Mel Gibson might have been great on The Hangover 2.
October 22nd, 2010 at 8:34 AM
No Mel Gibson, but that convicted felon Mike Tyson is a hoot!
October 22nd, 2010 at 8:34 AM
Galifianakis is starting to wear on me, am I the only person thinking this?
He’s got a couple of years left, I think. Even Bored to Death is starting to grow on me. But I just saw Between Two Ferns for the first time last week, and that show is incredible (thanks S1rweeze).
October 22nd, 2010 at 8:35 AM
hey sportsgal, I got up to 1.11 this morning on cent sports. I’ve got about 40 cents in play right now, too.
October 22nd, 2010 at 8:37 AM
Never heard of her and she’d probably look better w/ her natural hair color (brunette)
Dirt, I think CJ’s the one that does the cent sports thing. But congrats on the $1.11!
October 22nd, 2010 at 8:37 AM
CRM, you’re ability to find galactically hot women for the Roundup has not faded. Bravo.
October 22nd, 2010 at 8:37 AM
Oh eff you, SG.
October 22nd, 2010 at 8:38 AM
Dirt, I think CJ’s the one that does the cent sports thing. But congrats on the $1.11!
i realized that just now. I need more sleep. Sorry. I’m really just gloating. I’ll be down to 70 cents in about an hour.
October 22nd, 2010 at 8:40 AM
Before I even click on the link, I’m going to say most overrated candy bar is Snickers.
/goes to look at list
October 22nd, 2010 at 8:41 AM
No. I’m sad for the 19 people who died in the plane crash but I’m not sad for the fucking moron who died because he tried to hide a goddamn crocodile in his duffel bag. Fuck that guy.
October 22nd, 2010 at 8:42 AM
Yup, I was right. And where was Three Musketeers?
October 22nd, 2010 at 8:42 AM
That candy bar list is a crock of shit. They included m&m’s which clearly are not a candy bar.
October 22nd, 2010 at 8:43 AM
A former FSU football player is facing a caning in Singapore
lol
October 22nd, 2010 at 8:44 AM
Yeah Heath Bar over Three Musketeers? That’s ridiculous. No Milky Way either?
October 22nd, 2010 at 8:44 AM
They included m&m’s which clearly are not a candy bar
kudos
October 22nd, 2010 at 8:44 AM
Good call.
October 22nd, 2010 at 8:46 AM
Thank God for the Round Up pic this morning. I just listened to Granni Anni on the Best Of the Week on Howard 100 and really needed to snap out of it.
October 22nd, 2010 at 8:47 AM
She looks like that judge from American Idol… Cara what’s-her-face
October 22nd, 2010 at 8:48 AM
Did you guys see this video yet?
Or this?
October 22nd, 2010 at 8:48 AM
i do enjoy crunch bars, but the actual chocolate used in pretty nasty. would not put this in top 10.
aero bars are amazing though.
agree with the comment about M&M’s.
where are the milky ways? would swap that with crunch or kit kat.
October 22nd, 2010 at 8:49 AM
best candy bar ever: skittles
October 22nd, 2010 at 8:49 AM
I can see that. And Cara what’s-her-face is hot, too.
October 22nd, 2010 at 8:49 AM
shocking.
October 22nd, 2010 at 8:49 AM
best candy bar ever: swedish fish
October 22nd, 2010 at 8:50 AM
That american idol judge is hot. I’d smash the hell out of her.
October 22nd, 2010 at 8:50 AM
Yeah but she wouldn’t be hot as a blond!
/points to round-up pic
//points out roots and stringy split ends
October 22nd, 2010 at 8:51 AM
south america spencer
October 22nd, 2010 at 8:51 AM
I’d smash the hell out of her.
jersey shore went on about two episodes too long. I’m surprised at Pauly D, not sealing that deal.
October 22nd, 2010 at 8:52 AM
Almond Joy does it for me.. of course I love coconut more than the average person
October 22nd, 2010 at 8:52 AM
best candy bar ever: Bailey’s & Jameson
October 22nd, 2010 at 8:53 AM
Are those those things next to her boobs? I hadn’t noticed.
October 22nd, 2010 at 8:53 AM
Agree 100%.. that is not working for her
October 22nd, 2010 at 8:53 AM
i’ll have to ask the vending machine guy to stock that in the cafeteria from now on.
October 22nd, 2010 at 8:53 AM
I’m impressed Heath was number 8 on that list of candy bars, most people don’t like it for some reason.
October 22nd, 2010 at 8:53 AM
You ever try the coconut M&Ms? It’s like crack to my wife.
October 22nd, 2010 at 8:53 AM
[Something awful that the rest of the country has finally got a handle on] still happening much more frequently in the South.
October 22nd, 2010 at 8:54 AM
You ever try the coconut M&Ms? It’s like crack to my wife.
I’ve never heard of those, but I’ll be getting some today.
October 22nd, 2010 at 8:54 AM
that pizza is fucking gross.
October 22nd, 2010 at 8:55 AM
best candy bar ever: cheetos
October 22nd, 2010 at 8:55 AM
lol @ corgiwatch.
October 22nd, 2010 at 8:55 AM
I’m afraid to… I know they’ll be delicious
October 22nd, 2010 at 8:55 AM
Although I’m not sure how 3 musketeer and/or Milky way were not chosen over the Whatchamacallit
October 22nd, 2010 at 8:56 AM
The ten best candy bars evar?
I loved 5th Ave bars growing up. Do they even make them anymore?
October 22nd, 2010 at 8:56 AM
Dirt: Let me know what youre betting next time before you do it so I can copy you. So far this week I have had 10 cents and 0 cents. I have not won a single bet. George is gettin upset!
October 22nd, 2010 at 8:58 AM
Three Musketeers is an abomination and if you like those you probably like AIDS.
October 22nd, 2010 at 8:59 AM
best candy bar ever: The Dark Knight
October 22nd, 2010 at 8:59 AM
also: where is the caramello bar?
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:00 AM
1. twix
2. reese’s
3. snickers
4. m&m’s
5. buncha crunch (only at movie theaters)
6. milky way
7. 100 grand (way underrated)
8. baby ruth
9. peanut m&m’s
10. 3 musketeers
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:00 AM
dont think ive ever seen anyone eat a payday,heath bar or watchamacallit
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:00 AM
best candy bar ever: Landon Donovan’s goal against Algeria
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:00 AM
Worse candy bar? I’d say Zero
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:01 AM
This. It’s either 100 Grand, Twix, or Snickers for me. I don’t even consider anything else.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:01 AM
Dirt: Let me know what youre betting next time before you do it so I can copy you.
many times I’ve asked you to be my friend. You can see all my bets then. I got rich last night on the Oregon over, and invested some of that money on some tennis dogs overnight.
I”m sweating benesova v keothasavang right now.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:01 AM
dont think ive ever seen anyone eat a payday,heath bar or watchamacallit
Heath Bar in a DQ blizzard is the shit
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:01 AM
Mother fuck. I do not want to wait until after work.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:02 AM
also: where is the caramello bar?
I imagine it’s in the freezer. If you eat that stupid thing at room temperature, you get caramel everywhere. For the same effect, but better results, try Rollo.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:03 AM
nobody eats heath bars. Heath bar is the hipster cool candy bar. It’s so gross, it’s good. You are literally inconvenienced by that candy bar.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:04 AM
Best candy bar? Snickers Ice Cream bar. Yeah not candy but it’s freakin’ good.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:04 AM
And as an added benefit, you get a nice caramel flavored mouthguard for the next 2 hours.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:05 AM
Heath Blizzards at DQ are awesome.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:05 AM
Best candy bar ever: SHUT THE HELL UP BECAUSE I DON’T WANT TO BE CRAVING TASTY CHOCOLATE AT 9:05 A.M.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:05 AM
good call Hakeem. I need to refresh a little more often apparently.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:06 AM
Mounds are pretty gross.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:06 AM
heath bar, almond joy, kitkat, munch bar—my faves
jeezus, re reggie’s videos: that’s a chimp? seems gorilla-is and terrifying
spence is that list drug-free?
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:06 AM
Best candy bar ever – Stoops to Notre Dame?
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:07 AM
In terms of melt factor the Rollo is excellent, but in terms of having candy stuck in your teeth for hours? The Rollo fails. Don’t even bother trying to eat them if you have braces.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:07 AM
Best candy bar? Snickers Ice Cream bar. Yeah not candy but it’s freakin’ good
so good. let it sit for a couple mins after taking it out of the freezer. def eat two
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:07 AM
you have the worst taste evar.
and no it’s not drug free. i put meth in all of my candy.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:07 AM
Yeah not so sure about that. Im friends with my husband on there and not sure I wanna broach explaining that you are my special internet friend.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:07 AM
The hate on Dungy is ridiculous.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:08 AM
Mounds are pretty gross.
shut. up. Mounds are fucking awesome. Coconut candy is by far and a way the best, and mounds doesn’t fuck around. Dark chocolate (but not so dark as to be gross) and coconut. Awesome.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:08 AM
Reese’s
Peanut Butter Twix
Snickers
Mounds Bar
Mr. Goodbar
Symphony
Twix
Caramello
Peppermint Patty
Crunch Bar
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:09 AM
Warning: this is the greatest ever and if I smoked tons of pot I’d eat at least one of these a day.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:09 AM
Nutrageous is probably my favorite though I’m really enjoying the Take 5.
Good call on Caramello.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:09 AM
i like mounds.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:09 AM
not sure I wanna broach explaining that you are my special internet friend.
I’m not going to try and fuck you, I’m just going to talk shit about your bets.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:09 AM
dirt, how do you friend on there? i’m lonely
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:09 AM
You shit your whore mouth, Ark. That’s crazy talk.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:10 AM
oh my god.
do i have to wear a scuba shirt to make it tho?
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:10 AM
spence, drugfree meant are they yer faves stoned or anytime?
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:10 AM
chunky.
found one at my first job at a dingy gas station. thing was 6 years old. hard as a brick. probably still there, too, 12 years later.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:10 AM
Always disappointed by the amount of Mounds and Almond Joys I got trick-or-treating. Couldn’t give those things away.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:11 AM
They’re all Twix!!!!!
/Costanza’d
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:11 AM
Trust issues in the cracker jack household, I see.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:11 AM
shit = shut
/boo
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:11 AM
Do not forget to eat the candy bars with knife and fork. George likes to eat his that way.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:11 AM
wow nutrageous havent had one of those in forever. was always a special treat if got one of those on halloween
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:11 AM
I get to miss the beating that Lesnar is gonna put on Velasquez.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:11 AM
im sorry i misunderstood…i had a 3 methketeers bar just now.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:12 AM
A for creativity, F for eatability. If you took a bite out of one of those things you’d only get all chocolate or all wafer. The beauty of a kit kat is getting chocolate and wafer all in one bite.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:12 AM
S’mores bars were really good, I think they discontinued them though.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:12 AM
dirt, how do you friend on there? i’m lonely
you gotta look somebody up. my name is clayton cargill on there, and in life. so you can look me up and divulge nothing. I’ll be broke in about an hour, though.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:14 AM
you like touching little boys. Mounds are the worst. the artificial coconut flavor is nasty.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:14 AM
Jay Cutler would die simply being in the same room as that thing
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:14 AM
shit = shut
/boo
we know, but we like it better the mistaken way
/TBL spokesperson R. Beast
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:14 AM
Seriously, best candy bar evar was the PB Max. Miss those fuckers.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:14 AM
CJ- do you tell your hubby about this site?
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:15 AM
Really shitty chocolate too but whatever, its the thought that counts. Someone should make a gigantic Starburst.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:15 AM
so I just did a google image search of her. thankfully the dress above has the arm sleeves that cover up her tribal tat on her arm. what a waste.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:15 AM
at least i didn’t vote to re-legalize slavery, robert e. arkbadger.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:16 AM
See? I told you that bitch was ugly!
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:17 AM
For anyone who cares, Tebow is next on the Dan Patrick show.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:17 AM
1) Snickers 2) Twix 3)Heath 4)100 Grand Bar 5)Nut Rageous(stopped making these?)6) Baby Ruth 7)Whatchamacallit 8) M and M’s 9)Resse’s 10) Milky Way
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:17 AM
Seriously, best candy bar evar was the PB Max. Miss those fuckers.
I don’t like jelly as a sweetie. I don’t even like PB and J. I just like PB.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:17 AM
Love the use of Band of Horses’ “The Funeral” in this trailer.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0GycqTaXwQ
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:18 AM
Oh definitely and he reads it too. He knows Ive commented but probably doesnt know how much. He doesnt read the comments!
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:18 AM
If anyone is a coconut fan, I have to recommend Godiva’s coconut truffle. It’s just about the greatest thing of all time.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:18 AM
Does anybody NOT like Twix?
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:18 AM
thankfully the dress above has the arm sleeves that cover up her tribal tat on her arm.
between that and the split ends, I’m lucky my breakfast is staying down.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:19 AM
Worst candy bar? 5th Avenue. Nasty.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:20 AM
If they do, they’d too afraid to admit it. People would surround his/her house with pitchforks and torches.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:20 AM
Sunnyside, this is why you fail math tests…8 comes between 7 and 9
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:20 AM
tolberone
/pinky up
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:20 AM
no love for munch bars? and with heath bars, if you bite the stuff inside through the skinny side, there’s a whole different taste, a nuttier one
cadbury flake is the best…i just remembered
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:20 AM
He must be on Team Duffy.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:21 AM
Put Twix in the fridge, and it goes from a 10 to an 11.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:21 AM
Oh definitely and he reads it too. He knows Ive commented but probably doesnt know how much. He doesnt read the comments!
he just reads the posts? I wonder what that’s like.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:21 AM
Love the use of Band of Horses’ “The Funeral” in this trailer
Love the use of band of horses in any capacity.
peanut butter snickers is best. too bad it is almost impossible to find now.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:21 AM
Skor and Charleston Chew. That is all.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:22 AM
tolberone
/pinky up
hos down
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:22 AM
Whoppers.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:22 AM
tolberone
/pinky up
that’s team duffy, too. He probably eats it with a knife and fork.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:22 AM
lol.
hell yes.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:23 AM
benesova squeaked out the first set. she was in real trouble there. 7 cents, here I come.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:23 AM
wow. if that’s what passes for good candy in canada, well, we might wanna start beefing up the borders.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:23 AM
i like going to the candy store in the mall and mixing all the crazy ass sour stuff they have in one bag, taking it to the movies, and going into a sugar frenzy and finishing it before the previews are done.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:23 AM
Goobers or Raisinettes?
/both gross
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:23 AM
Also applies to Nutty Bars
Do those count as candy? It’s chocolate and wafer same as a Kit Kat only with the peanut butter element taking it to a whole other level of awesome
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:24 AM
Love the use of band of horses in any capacity.
3-yo twin boy was all over Cigarettes and wedding bands this summer. was one of the songs we beata to death on our epic roadtrip to upper NY.
/ly di dy ly di dy
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:25 AM
In 1995 it was revealed that the Swedish politician Mona Sahlin had bought, among other things, two bars of Toblerone using her Riksdag credit card (i.e. taxpayer’s money). This became known as the Toblerone affair. Sahlin was forced to step down as a candidate for the post as Prime Minister. She returned to politics in 1998
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:25 AM
based on what I had for dinner last night I’m going to have to say my favorite candybar in the guacamole burger.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:26 AM
Spence, I typically stay away from chocolate bars. More of a sour kids kind of guy. Your stash is safe.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:26 AM
wow. if that’s what passes for good candy in canada, well, we might wanna start beefing up the borders.
yeah but it’s skor 5.0
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:26 AM
I used to be pissed as a kid getting Charleston Chew’s for halloween.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:26 AM
Krackel and Sno Caps too.
Wonder if I need to buy candy for trick or treaters? Lots of kids in my neighborhood, not sure how that whole process works in the city.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:27 AM
Mounds and Almond Joy are last and second to last in the world of candy bars.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:27 AM
There are people who make their living betting on women’s tennis.
/Wondering if they have “systems” based on that “time of the month”
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:27 AM
Also applies to Nutty Bars
Do those count as candy?
just don’t admit to buying them in the 10 pack at the grocery store. And never admit to anybody if you’ve eaten a zebra cake. That is the grossest Little Debbie cake. It leaves a film of grossness through your whole digestive tract.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:27 AM
Whoppers – yuck
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:28 AM
100 Grand bar and Krackel urinate on the competition.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:28 AM
You guys are doin’ work this morning.
You shouldn’t NDub. Her nipples are fantastic. Disappointed there’s been more talk about fucking candy bars than that.
/3 Musketeers sucks.
//Long live the reign of Cousin Ron
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:28 AM
You’ve crossed a line, Hernia. I’ll fight you over this.
/coconut FTW!!
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:28 AM
True. Took me a little while, but I now love their last album.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:29 AM
Anyone ever been to Australia? Some of the shit that passes for good candy bars over there will make you gag.
/looking at you, “Crunchie”
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:29 AM
They sell 100 calorie packs of Nutty Bars.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:30 AM
Three Musketeers ftw!
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:30 AM
Aren’t Krackel and Crunch the exact same thing?
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:30 AM
Wonder if I need to buy candy for trick or treaters? Lots of kids in my neighborhood, not sure how that whole process works in the city.
put on clothes before opening door. be sure to tell them who the worst radio hosts in the city are
still pissed at you, ungrateful jagaholic
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:30 AM
There are people who make their living betting on women’s tennis
sometimes these chicks seem to lay down on purpose. It’s weird. This one I’m sweating they both want to win, but one girl got really, really flustered after she broke, and was immediately broken back. She went down 30-0 in her next service game and had to beat 2 set points. She ended up winning set 1, but she’s not good enough to count on, that’s for sure.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:30 AM
Swiss Rolls > Nutty Bars
/makes out with Little Debbie
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:30 AM
those are the worst
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:31 AM
Aren’t Krackel and Crunch the exact same thing?
different chocolate. Hershey’s Krackel far outstrips Nestle’s crunch in terms of chocolate.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:31 AM
They just opened a Dunkin Donuts by my office in KC. I have dominated two of them already this morning. They are sooooo delicious.
No one makes strawberry iced like they do.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:31 AM
I’m with Team Hernia on this. Coconut sucks. I’d hate to be stuck on a desert island with nothing but coconuts and papayas.
Also, cold/frozen Reese’s Peanut Butter cups, FTMFW.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:32 AM
I wouldn’t eat whoppers under any circumstances. I really hate those easter egg whoppers, because I always think they’ve got chocolate in them, and I always end up biting a fucking whopper.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:32 AM
Still, it’s like the difference between a $3 bottle of wine and a $5 bottle.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:32 AM
I love Swiss Cake Rolls but I’m going to have to disagree with you there.
Little Debbie >>>>>>>>> Hostess
It’s funny… SC was the one that brought up liking Whoppers but everyone seems to be in agreement that Whoppers suck.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:33 AM
A THOUSAND TIMES YES
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:33 AM
I’m not playing Photo Hunt with you any more.
157 & 153 I’m John Hancocking the petition for. Coconut has a texture thing I don’t agree with. Crisped rice FTW
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:33 AM
/makes out with Little Debbie
little debbie little debbie, i’m a comin on home honey, cuz you make me wanna walk, like a camel!
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:33 AM
Ho Hos >>>>> Swiss Rolls
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:33 AM
We loaded up on halloween candy this week. We had over 300 kids last year, I had to run to walmart for fresh supplies while my wife doled out worthers originals.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:34 AM
/high five
//shares other Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup from the package with s1rweeze
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:34 AM
Buncha fatties up in here, I got my six-pack by not eating sweets.
/patently false, my 30-pack loves the chocolate
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:34 AM
Entenmann’s > Hostess
/Hyena’d
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:35 AM
SC, come on. Malted milk balls? VOMIT.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:35 AM
Where’s the love for Milk Duds and Starburst? If they were a tag team, they’d be world champions.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:36 AM
More for me.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:36 AM
I FUCKING BEND OVER BACKWARDS WITH MY BALLS IN A KNOT.
Choose your reaction here.
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/soundboards/play/81036464/
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:36 AM
so much fun. great album too, dirt track date. not what you think, not every song is a joke. lots o great swampy guitar. never bought another SCOTS album, but this one is gold
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:37 AM
///sweeping uppercut fist pump
Starburst isn’t a candybar. Otherwise, nothing beats Starburst or Starburst jellybeans.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:37 AM
I think I could put away an entire box of zebra cakes. but then again, anything miss Debbie puts in front of me, I’m more than likely enjoying.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:37 AM
Where’s the love for Milk Duds and Starburst? If they were a tag team, they’d be world champions
thats solid. all flavors of starburst are great. that tag team will pull out your fillings
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:37 AM
They certainly aren’t my top choice, or even top five choice, but I don’t hate those little circles of goodness.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:39 AM
whoppers look like big deer doodoo
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:39 AM
/just ate a banana
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:39 AM
easterbrook on msnbc right now
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:40 AM
What are you looking at, Sugar Tits?
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:40 AM
We had over 300 kids last year
we’ve had 1 kid, the same 1 kid every year for the past 6 years we’ve lived here. I expect 1 kid this year. He’s a gross kid, but I keep the light on.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:40 AM
love it when newsies talk sports
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:41 AM
Writing “Game over” in his notebook about the Democrats?
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:42 AM
Whoopers wouldn’t be my first choice, but I like the fact that you can buy them in a milk carton like package. Nothing like pouring a whole mouthful of those things.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:42 AM
Surprised no one commented on the Pearl letter. Was shocked when I read it last night. Knew he was in trouble, not that much though.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:43 AM
Uh oh, dont get him started on the Jews..
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:43 AM
Little Debbie treats:
Nutty Bars (yum)
Swiss Cake Rolls (yum)
Oatmeal Cream Pies (yum)
the christmas tree cakes (yum)
Star Crunch (yum)
Hostess:
Twinkies (gross, they’re way dry)
Hostess cupcakes (gross, again too dry)
ding dongs (meh)
sno balls (disgusting!!!)
Suzy Q’s (meh)
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:43 AM
Don’t start…
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:43 AM
For some reason that joke never gets old for me. I just imagine him with a notebook where every page says “Game over.”
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:43 AM
I wish we had a bunch. We decorate the house and everything and are lucky to get 35-45 kids. I always end up buying too much candy, which is ok, because I only buy the shit I’ll eat. (This year: Kit Kat, Milky Way, Snickers, Milk Duds, and Reese’s)
Fuck you if you buy tootsie rolls, smarties or those little black/orange wrapped candies.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:44 AM
For some reason I only eat malted milk balls when I thug them in the grocery store.
/Not sure how they make money on that candy.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:44 AM
Star Crunch! Oh my god I totally forgot about those. What were the peanut butter bar things?
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:45 AM
Fuck you if you buy tootsie rolls, smarties or those little black/orange wrapped candies.
I honestly have over 400 of the little package of sour kids, fuzzy peaches, cherry blasters. If we don’t give those suckers away I’ll have hit the mother-load!
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:46 AM
I’ll give you tootsie rolls and the black/orange wrapped candies but Smarties? Fuck YOU. I love Smarties.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:46 AM
Need more Fudge Brownies
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:47 AM
What were your favorite fruit snacks? I liked Gushers and Shark Bites.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:47 AM
jelly belly jelly beans >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> starburst jelly beans
and is the no love for gummy bears/worms?
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:47 AM
Are Little Debbie’s regional? I don’t remember seeing them growing up in the Northeast.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:47 AM
Did you mean these?
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:47 AM
You and my mom…..she likes Spree’s too. I never had to worry about her cherry picking my candy as a kid because she always took the shit I didn’t want. My dad on the other hand was an old school thief. I think he snuck in at night and rifled through my candy. Bastard.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:48 AM
/does the drum sound when someone makes a witty joke
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:48 AM
I’m very sorry for your loss.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:48 AM
Milk Duds FTW
/still looking for the last filling I pulled out eating them
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:48 AM
For some reason I only eat malted milk balls when I thug them in the grocery store.
/Not sure how they make money on that candy.
im guilty of this. at my Publix, they moved the candy to the front of the store near the entrance. makes it harder, but still pull it off!
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:49 AM
Gushers were awesome… when my mom came home from the grocery store with Fruit by the Foot it was always a good day too
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:49 AM
Shark Bites were pretty tits. No go on the gushers. Something about the liquid creeped me out.
I buy the Welch’s Mixed Berry at the store now and they are really good. Do you eat them individually or all at once?
/all at once.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:49 AM
I thought for certain TBL was gonna have a Juan Williams mention in the Roundup.
/it’s almost time for a new thread, this shouldn’t be too harmful
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:50 AM
Oh you just had to go and do that, didn’t you?
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:50 AM
Fun Fruits
YES. I’m going to the grocery store immediately after work.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:50 AM
What were your favorite fruit snacks? I liked Gushers and Shark Bites.
Fruit F’n Roll Ups.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:51 AM
great white sharks were the best in Shark Bites
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:51 AM
I was more going for making an Easterbrook reference…not my best week
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:51 AM
yeah i was dead certain juan getting hosed was gonna be a topic
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:51 AM
mrejr – the only knock on jelly belly is they have some really disgusting flavors. at least if you get starburst jelly beans you’re not worrying whether or not you’re about to eat the black licorice or buttered popcorn flavor.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:51 AM
Oktoberfest is the greatest celebration in the world. Dirndls=awesome.
Roast is right: it’s all Cadbury Flake.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:51 AM
Traveled to the Northeast for work briefly. You know what else they don’t have there? Long Johns. That’s like a pizza place not having pepperoni pizza.
I promise you the Midwesterners know what a long john donut is. East coast….do you?
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:51 AM
I grew up in Northern NY. Those things were everywhere. Little Debbie oatmeal creme sandwich things were always a quarter, I could destroy a dollars worth as a 10-year old in a heartbeat.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:52 AM
Hells yeah. The multi-flavored ones with the reds and the greens and the yellows. Boo-yah. And then Darkwing Duck came on. Heaven. Take me back, Doc Brown.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:52 AM
sg knows when all the debby snacks come out! even the bootleg ones!
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:52 AM
I thought for certain TBL was gonna have a Juan Williams mention in the Roundup.
I’m leaving that one alone. I seriously can’t believe that guy though. I guess he’ll get a hefty raise at Fox News, and contribute more there.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:53 AM
Who doesn’t know what Long John is?
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:53 AM
Yes, they are just called something different that escapes me at the moment.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:53 AM
Fruit by the Foot and those fruit flavored Tootsie rolls, especially the strawberry which is freaking impossible to find anymore
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:53 AM
Food discussion >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Politics discussion.
Especially on Friday.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:54 AM
Signed a 3 year, $2 million contract yesterday.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:54 AM
fucking coffee jelly bean for the win. and sometimes even the buttered poporn jelly bean
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:55 AM
Little Debbie oatmeal creme sandwich things were always a quarter
say, could i get that quarter from underneath a yer pointy boot? all i want is one more oatmeal pie
baby! you. make. me. wanna walk, like a camel!
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:55 AM
Conn. and Mass. specifically. I was dumbfounded by it. I thought it was common knowledge.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:55 AM
this is what happens when your mom rarely ever allowed you to eat sugary snacks and cereal as a child. There was one mom who always gave us the best half time/end of game snacks when she had snack duty for soccer. We got swiss cake rolls or oatmeal cream pies every time it was her week.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:56 AM
Juan: Muslim people make me scared!
Fox: GIVE THIS MAN MONEY!!!
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:56 AM
Signed a 3 year, $2 million contract yesterday.
naturally, He’s got fox news street cred now. This forgives him crying at Obama getting elected.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:56 AM
terrorists…
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:57 AM
I grew up in NH, and Little Debbies are all the place.
And dirt, Zebra Cakes are glorious. They’re like a combination of ambrosia and the tears of little children.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:57 AM
Have any of you ever taken the fun size kit kat and reeses pb cup and eaten them together? Did this with a former co-wroker around halloween last year its the best combination of two different chocolate candy bars.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:57 AM
I spent 20 minutes reading comments, and have to say I had quite a few LOL’s. Great stuff.
Clark & heath bars, & Cadbury cream eggs at Easter ftw
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:58 AM
I have no idea what a long john donut is.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:58 AM
You know, I think there would be peace and harmony in the world if everyone would just share some candy and little debbie snack cakes with each other.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:58 AM
Ha. Yeah. You know NPR has been dying for a reason to fire him. He puts on the clown suit and goes into the circus, he knew what that meant. Every word he uttered on FNC was discrediting NPR.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:59 AM
sucks to be you
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:59 AM
No Cinnamon Toast Crunch?!?! That’s child abuse
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:59 AM
This JWoww girl looks pretty good. I thought jersey shire girls were all fuglly on the show or maybe I just need to get glasses.
And no candy bar can be considered great without caramel, unless it is charleston chew.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:59 AM
I have no idea what a long john donut is.
For shame.
October 22nd, 2010 at 10:00 AM
sporstgal, as a little debbie lover, you must read this
October 22nd, 2010 at 10:00 AM
This creation of fantastic goodness is a long john.
October 22nd, 2010 at 10:01 AM
Keebler Fudge Stick…..?
October 22nd, 2010 at 10:01 AM
Have you heard her talk? She’s going to sound like Ma from Ma’s Roudhouse soon.
October 22nd, 2010 at 10:01 AM
I have no idea what a long john donut is.
Go to Amarillo, stop at Donut Stop, get the Maple Crunch long john, drive back.
October 22nd, 2010 at 10:01 AM
Somewhere, a statue/grilled cheese sandwich/water stain of Virgin Mary weeps for you.
October 22nd, 2010 at 10:01 AM
Éclair > Long John
October 22nd, 2010 at 10:02 AM
It looks like a chocolate eclair based on the google image.????
October 22nd, 2010 at 10:02 AM
This JWoww girl looks pretty good.
she’s disgusting. Promise. Every aspect of that girl is gross.
October 22nd, 2010 at 10:02 AM
I was thinking Corpsegrinder Fisher of Cannibal Corpse.
October 22nd, 2010 at 10:02 AM
I had no idea either but just realized they are called an Éclair around here
October 22nd, 2010 at 10:02 AM
Umm, that’s a regular eclair. Nothing special.
October 22nd, 2010 at 10:03 AM
I don’t care how she sounds, I can put up with annoying if she’s good looking. And I have no idea what Mas roundhouse is
October 22nd, 2010 at 10:03 AM
More fluffy and not creme filled. They’re both equally delicious but I have a soft spot for a Bavarian creme Éclair with hazelnut frosting.
October 22nd, 2010 at 10:03 AM
Have you heard her talk? She’s going to sound like Ma from Ma’s Roudhouse soon
nothign gross-er than a girl who sounds like a mobster. that Real Hosewives from NJ show set the bar high tho. ugly ugly females (except for dina)
October 22nd, 2010 at 10:04 AM
Everything sucks!
October 22nd, 2010 at 10:04 AM
and nevermind i see the actual thing now, going to have to pick one of those up for friends
October 22nd, 2010 at 10:04 AM
WRONG!! You don’t fill donuts with anything!! Their deliciousness will not be compromised with jelly and/or cream filling.
/glares at SC
October 22nd, 2010 at 10:05 AM
She eventually broke down and let us eat whatever we wanted but not until I was a teenager. My brother got to spend his youth eating CTC to his heart’s content.
October 22nd, 2010 at 10:05 AM
For some reason I have never given jersey shore a try. But I Love Money is back on vh1, so I’m happy that my favorite trashy show and network are coming back
October 22nd, 2010 at 10:07 AM
Fruity pebbles are farvsuperior to cinnamon toast crunch
October 22nd, 2010 at 10:07 AM
I thought my cousins and I were the only people who knew Southern Culture on the Skids!
October 22nd, 2010 at 10:08 AM
Well, an Éclair is technically a pastry, thus can be filled with anything. So, your donuts shouldn’t be filled with anything comment is correct, but as far as pastries go, the Éclair is perfectly legal to be filled with whatever filling it wants.
/removes tally from jck49erfan’s chalkboard
//adds tally to own chalkboard
///pastries go Canolis, Napoleons, Éclairs and probably Tiramisu for me
October 22nd, 2010 at 10:09 AM
sg, then we’re cousins. i love dirt track date, but don;t have anything else
/greenback fly got your tail shakin, sitting on my slab of bacon
October 22nd, 2010 at 10:11 AM
Boston Creme donuts are heaven sent.
October 22nd, 2010 at 10:16 AM
Heath and Nestle Crunch? That’s a joke, right?
October 22nd, 2010 at 11:41 AM
Regarding the Rondo/model look a like, this sequence of pics is pretty funny (not sure if already posted)
October 22nd, 2010 at 11:42 AM
Not sure why it didn’t work