Yankees Fan Who Stole Robinson Cano’s Homer Already an Internet Meme

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October 19th, 2010 at 9:43 PM
Is olive oil supposed to be pouring off of my monitor, because it is
/fuggetaboudit
/greatest fans in da woyld
October 19th, 2010 at 9:44 PM
What a effing douche. I love going to NYC, I hate interacting with New Yorkers.
October 19th, 2010 at 9:44 PM
Odd of that D-Bag getting the snot beat out of him later tonight?
October 19th, 2010 at 9:45 PM
Not to be that guy, but embedding a gif in a post, particularly a large one such as this, is pretty annoying.
October 19th, 2010 at 9:45 PM
biggest superstar in that video is the guy eating popcorn
October 19th, 2010 at 9:46 PM
terrible
October 19th, 2010 at 9:46 PM
I want this guy to get herpes. Screw it, all the STDs possible.
October 19th, 2010 at 9:46 PM
anyone who wears a hat like that should be shot on site
October 19th, 2010 at 9:46 PM
TO autoplay ad annoying, or Chinese Ladies for Marriage annoying?
October 19th, 2010 at 9:46 PM
or sight. You know, whatever.
October 19th, 2010 at 9:47 PM
You realize that’s a bad thing right? A very bad thing. I mean, you’re right, but it’s not good. Whatta POS.
October 19th, 2010 at 9:47 PM
Odd of that D-Bag getting the snot beat out of him later tonight?
unless it’s by his dad for something unrelated, I’d say close to zero.
October 19th, 2010 at 9:48 PM
Let’s go former Senators, beat the old Orioles
October 19th, 2010 at 9:49 PM
Damnit
October 19th, 2010 at 9:51 PM
they already know who the guy is
October 19th, 2010 at 9:53 PM
Figures, he goes to Penn St.
October 19th, 2010 at 9:54 PM
Sad things in that gif: 1. Father on the left applauding that whole sequence and explaining to his son (green hoodie) that that’s what’s acceptable at the ballpark. 2. Father on the right (gray hoodie)applauding that whole sequence and explaining to his son (Nike shirt, Yankee hat) that that’s what’s acceptable at the ballpark.
October 19th, 2010 at 9:56 PM
its a sad never ending cycle lefty
October 19th, 2010 at 9:57 PM
You gotta teach em to be d-bags early, it’s easier that way. Their minds are like sponges when they’re young.
October 19th, 2010 at 9:57 PM
Yankee fans, much like herpes.
October 19th, 2010 at 10:00 PM
Thanks AdBlock! No more annoying .gif!
October 19th, 2010 at 10:02 PM
Child services needs to step in and prevent another generation of Yankee fans from existing…no wonder they grow up to throw trash in the opponent’s dugout
Also color me shocked – SHOCKED – the Tommy Hunter would be so shitty today…I was to understand that going 13-4 meant his deficiencies as a pitcher didn’t matter anymore
October 19th, 2010 at 10:04 PM
Total wannabe Lonely Island douchebag.
I hope he falls onto the tracks and gets run over by a train on the way home. Annoying fake italian fucks like this makes my meatball lasagna want to go vegan.
October 19th, 2010 at 10:05 PM
BARTMAN!
October 19th, 2010 at 10:05 PM
Please let Hamilton hit a homerun now.
October 19th, 2010 at 10:05 PM
yeah I had to adblock that too.
October 19th, 2010 at 10:09 PM
Nothing says New Yawk like a 5X sweatshirt worn over a bare chest.
October 19th, 2010 at 10:10 PM
Josh Hamilton has about as much patience at the plate as he has independence in his day to day life.
October 19th, 2010 at 10:13 PM
C’mon ChannelSurfing, get your shit together.
October 19th, 2010 at 10:16 PM
haha yes Tex. What a dumbass.
October 19th, 2010 at 10:17 PM
This is just a PSA for Butters, but you may want to avoid that site I write for tomorrow (not the one linked on my name here). You may not like what I have to say.
October 19th, 2010 at 10:17 PM
Uh-oh…Tex is broke
October 19th, 2010 at 10:17 PM
Just another reason to hate the Yankees and their fans. Like I needed another one.
October 19th, 2010 at 10:17 PM
hah that is fantastic
October 19th, 2010 at 10:20 PM
Generalize much? What a stupid statement.
October 19th, 2010 at 10:23 PM
This game is almost 2 hours and 15 minutes old and we’re just starting the 6th. Another 4 hour Yankee special. Suck it East coasters!
October 19th, 2010 at 10:23 PM
Title alone makes that one look interesting
October 19th, 2010 at 10:25 PM
What, Forgotten, tell us how you really feel
October 19th, 2010 at 10:25 PM
This fucking douche will be on eSPN within the hour….
October 19th, 2010 at 10:25 PM
Oh, and the Tex loss is a series-ender, for sure.
Unless he’s back tomorrow
October 19th, 2010 at 10:27 PM
Go Rangers!
/rot in hell any other time
October 19th, 2010 at 10:27 PM
My mom is from Yonkers, no shit it’s a generalization. I would expect most people wouldn’t take that so literally.
October 19th, 2010 at 10:28 PM
So far Burnett has given up about 50 runs less than everyone in NY was expecting him to tonight.
October 19th, 2010 at 10:29 PM
Yonkers? Yonkers is not part of NYC
October 19th, 2010 at 10:30 PM
Ha, Penn State kid. There is a surprising number of LIJ’s in happy valley. Being raised rurally, LIJs where the first jewish people I ever knew well. Probably not reflective of the people as a whole.
October 19th, 2010 at 10:31 PM
Weird that the Yankees have been the choke team in the Series. Usually it’s like the 8th iunning of the first game – as soon as they get a threat going, they mostly come through.
Gardner strikes out with guy on 3rd and 1 out. 1st and 2nd nobody out with their 3 and 4 hitters coming up and they both hit double play balls.
I remember Texas beating Rivera one time in Texas this year so they know they’ve done it – even if it is unlikely.
October 19th, 2010 at 10:33 PM
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Good work Girardi!
October 19th, 2010 at 10:33 PM
you don’t know New Yorkers then
October 19th, 2010 at 10:33 PM
BENGIE!!!
October 19th, 2010 at 10:33 PM
Smelled that one.
October 19th, 2010 at 10:34 PM
GSG is going to have a meltdown
October 19th, 2010 at 10:35 PM
Oh god, Mark Wahlberg has been offered the lead in The Crow remake.
October 19th, 2010 at 10:36 PM
Dude, it’s less than 2 miles away from Manhattan. Give me some leeway.
October 19th, 2010 at 10:36 PM
For The Love Of Bengie!
October 19th, 2010 at 10:36 PM
Holy mother of god! No one, and I mean no one can shake her ass like Shakira.
since this is where we all are, i need to give devang all my paolo points
+1
she is perfect. that video her and beyonce did together is epic.
and since i’m on beyonce, i’ve been seeing a video of her old band, destiny’s child, where two groups of girls do a dance-off in an alley. song’s name is Let it Breathe. is that new, like a reunion? anyway, i like watching her shake that thang
October 19th, 2010 at 10:37 PM
Is it an analysis of Aaron Rodgers’ W-L record where you say he’s a choker while denying saying that?
Oh, and BENGIE!!
October 19th, 2010 at 10:37 PM
the crow:boston
October 19th, 2010 at 10:37 PM
I never thought The Crow was worth a damn. FU Hollywood.
October 19th, 2010 at 10:38 PM
Bio Channel has: Mad Mel: The Rise and Fall of Mel Gibson, a two hour show chronically his troubles stemmming from 2010 phone messages. That’s really going to take 2 hours? They must be playing all the messages – I’ve never heard them.
October 19th, 2010 at 10:39 PM
duh. lose my breath it’s called and it’s from 2004
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqeIiF0DlTg
October 19th, 2010 at 10:41 PM
They must be playing all the messages – I’ve never heard them.
radio show i listen to plays clips every once in a while. very funny stuff
October 19th, 2010 at 10:43 PM
I fuck the shit outta Hannah Storm, then again, I love attractive older women.
October 19th, 2010 at 10:46 PM
billy billy billy….son, stay away from that. those full-length angles of her, with boots, she stands like a guy. whatever she was wearing the other day, i actually asked my wife to look at it it was so heinous
then again, to each his own…i think the ytounger neve campbell is smokin and she’s not everyone’s cup o meat
October 19th, 2010 at 10:46 PM
I would, I meant I would. Typing fail.
October 19th, 2010 at 10:49 PM
Yeah, I love cougars, so that is my cup ‘o meat. Neve Campbell, meh. She was OK.
Mind you, I just saw the commercial with Dwight Howard she’s in, and she looked good in it. Giggidy.
October 19th, 2010 at 10:50 PM
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Hamilton!
October 19th, 2010 at 10:51 PM
DING!
October 19th, 2010 at 10:51 PM
I do too, but my cutoff is twice my age +5. I think Storm might be older than that.
October 19th, 2010 at 10:52 PM
Ballgame over! Series over! Rangers win! Thhhaaaaaaaaaaa Rangers win!
/Bizarro Sterling
October 19th, 2010 at 10:52 PM
47
October 19th, 2010 at 10:52 PM
Cutoff? Psh. We’ve all gone over this extensively, but Helen Mirren. Boom.
October 19th, 2010 at 10:53 PM
Fail, fail, fail… Saw her in person at the 2007 Final Four with her 5-6 year old son. My God. She was smokin’ hot. Not just looking good, but she turned every head in the walkway as she went down to her seats. She is long and lean and damn sexy.
/Plus 1 to Dan Hicks
October 19th, 2010 at 10:54 PM
ive always wanted to be a fly on the wall when some guy in his early to mid 20s brings home some woman about the same age as his mom. awwwwwwwkward
October 19th, 2010 at 10:54 PM
the Douche Guy post rose up and dominated the reverse jinx….
October 19th, 2010 at 10:55 PM
I’ve been brought home by a couple older women, but never brought them to my home, since, ya know, I still live with my parents.
October 19th, 2010 at 10:55 PM
I do too, but my cutoff is twice my age +5. I think Storm might be older than that.
That formula does not work for me.
October 19th, 2010 at 10:55 PM
Hark! Are those the Yankee “fans” turning on their beloved Pinstripers? I wonder if the crowd will exit stage right again tonight like they did last night.
/Crosses fingers that the Ranger pen doesn’t melt down again
October 19th, 2010 at 10:55 PM
Shit, I forgot about Helen Mirren, but she might not be human. I’d have to do it for research purposes
October 19th, 2010 at 10:56 PM
yeah he has the life. gets to announce both swimming and speed skating at the Olympics.
Oh yeah, and Hannah Storm. Whatever.
October 19th, 2010 at 10:56 PM
How many F you’s are dropped in that gif? I count 4.
October 19th, 2010 at 10:56 PM
that is what i mean. even if they dont live at home, the thought of him introducing her to her parents has to be really weird.
October 19th, 2010 at 10:58 PM
jesus. that formula has my cut off age at 59.
October 19th, 2010 at 10:58 PM
Al Trautwig has a sick gig too, especially for the Tour de France. Guy gets to go from village to village, all over, broadcasts for like 20-30minutes a day, then he’s done. Fucking kidding me?
October 19th, 2010 at 10:59 PM
and he gets to do the gymnastics. mmmmm, Shawn Johnson
October 19th, 2010 at 11:00 PM
I’ve never even been with anyone that much older really; much less been brought home. I want to, but I guess Milfs just aren’t in to me.
October 19th, 2010 at 11:01 PM
Let me guess. You secretly want to find the female Oompa Loompa village too, right?
October 19th, 2010 at 11:02 PM
73. Nope, not going to happen
October 19th, 2010 at 11:02 PM
WTF? Why is the guy from Little Children singing right now?
October 19th, 2010 at 11:03 PM
New guy trying to bust out the Ronan Tynan… Dropping the extra verse on God Bless America. Me thinks that won’t help tonight, New Yawkahs…
October 19th, 2010 at 11:03 PM
Older women are the best, Jerry, the best (in the sack).
October 19th, 2010 at 11:04 PM
I’ll say it: no more God Bless America.
On a related note, I am glad the lady I am currently slipping the scepter to is within the cutoff (which is 49 for the record)
October 19th, 2010 at 11:05 PM
yeah baby. gonna shut down centsports
October 19th, 2010 at 11:05 PM
There IS something to be said about learning from your elders. I can say that it was truly beneficial for me when I was a young pup…
Oh, and 85 is certainly not my cutoff. That rule needs some adjustment…
October 19th, 2010 at 11:05 PM
Hell of a job there Patrick Wilson.
October 19th, 2010 at 11:07 PM
I don’t mean to be disrespectful, but don’t you think singing the national anthem before EVERY sporting event and God Bless America every baseball game actually cheapen the patriotism. It seems like people are just going thru the motion.
In Europe we pretty much sing it when the national team plays which is rarely. Therefore when it’s sang, people really get into it.
October 19th, 2010 at 11:07 PM
jesus. that formula has my cut off age at 59.
93. sure, when i’m 101
/wife is 8 yrs younger
//high-five! (borat voice)
October 19th, 2010 at 11:08 PM
Yeah… at some point I’m gonna have to reevaluate the formula.
October 19th, 2010 at 11:09 PM
I think it’s fine but I do enjoy how at Yankee Stadium as I understand it they won’t let you leave your seat during God Bless America…because if there’s one thing this country stands for, it’s forced patriotism
October 19th, 2010 at 11:09 PM
I’ve been saying that for a couple years now. Though my dad’s reaction is generally pretty funny.
October 19th, 2010 at 11:12 PM
I’m fine with the national anthem before every sporting event, it’s a nice little kickoff, but God Bless America isn’t the fucking national anthem. Every time somewhere tries to play it I stay seated with my hat on in protest (which, to be fair, isn’t often)
October 19th, 2010 at 11:12 PM
at some point I’m gonna have to reevaluate the formula.
Yeah, I’m not gettin it on with a 71 year old
October 19th, 2010 at 11:13 PM
Golf clap! I do the same thing. Old people don’t dig it.
October 19th, 2010 at 11:14 PM
What about “Thank God I’m a Country Boy”, do you stand for that one?
October 19th, 2010 at 11:15 PM
Every time somewhere tries to play it I stay seated with my hat on in protest (which, to be fair, isn’t often)
Golf clap! I do the same thing. Old people don’t dig it
do youse both exclaim Harrumph!?
this MILF formula is not as foolproof as asscalipers, but does have everyone trying it
/we never forget
October 19th, 2010 at 11:15 PM
Even better is to go get a beer with the cap still on…beer sales stop after the 7th, what am I supposed to do in this situation?
October 19th, 2010 at 11:16 PM
That gif is hysterical. I’m going to watch that on loop while blasting “New York New York.”
And fetch is 100% right on God Bless America. If you insist on doing it, don’t televise it. Enough already.
October 19th, 2010 at 11:16 PM
That girl that styles all her friends needs some advice on her haircut
October 19th, 2010 at 11:17 PM
Damn right, but that’s tradition at Camden Yards. It’s an odd one, at that.
October 19th, 2010 at 11:17 PM
Yeah, I think I’ll just switch to a set number once it goes over like 53. With exceptions being granted to Helen Mirren and women of her ilk.
October 19th, 2010 at 11:18 PM
Good job Fox replaying Molina saying, “Fuck yeah!”
October 19th, 2010 at 11:18 PM
I would stand for American Woman if they got a cheerleader to writhe on the top of the dugout during the 7th inning stretch
October 19th, 2010 at 11:19 PM
How cool is that…
I just Googled “ass calipers”. The first 7 entries are all TBL posts. Alas, none of them are the original. Sorry, Ballz!
/Still epic
October 19th, 2010 at 11:20 PM
I’ve always loved how ill-fitting it is for Baltimore fans to sing a John Denver song about being country boys. Amazing.
October 19th, 2010 at 11:20 PM
I could even stretch it to listening to Surfin USA
October 19th, 2010 at 11:20 PM
It really makes zero sense, agreed.
October 19th, 2010 at 11:21 PM
That started at Camden Yards, right? Because I really have no memory of ever hearing that at Memorial Stadium
October 19th, 2010 at 11:22 PM
Don’t Go Messin With a Country Boy > Thank God I’m a Country Boy
October 19th, 2010 at 11:23 PM
I think I remember reading they’ve been doing it since the 70s, I didn’t even know the song was that old.
October 19th, 2010 at 11:23 PM
This is so wrong.
October 19th, 2010 at 11:24 PM
How cool is that…
I just Googled “ass calipers”. The first 7 entries are all TBL posts. Alas, none of them are the original. Sorry, Ballz!
/Still epic
not that it’s a huge deal, but i’m the one who introduced them. i can still picture sitting at the office, a noob on TBL, finally making a name. i think it was like, fall of 2009. soemone was going somehwere determined to get laid (ndub?) and i told him to use them. then everyone proceeded to try to get it right
October 19th, 2010 at 11:25 PM
Long-haired country boy > Don’t Go Messin With a Country Boy > Thank God I’m a Country Boy
October 19th, 2010 at 11:26 PM
Really? Wow. How could I forget that? I’m old enough to remember Memorial Stadium a decent bit. I guess my main memory of it is the parade of suburban Washingtonians walking to and from their cars before & after games. That was always fun
October 19th, 2010 at 11:27 PM
Take Me Home, Country Roads > All other songs with ‘country’ in them
October 19th, 2010 at 11:29 PM
I only have a slight memory of Memorial. That was my first ballgame, but I was 6 when Camden yards opened, so I couldn’t have been older than 5 when I went to Memorial.
October 19th, 2010 at 11:29 PM
The definition of hypocrisy.
October 19th, 2010 at 11:30 PM
Here’s the explanation for the O’s and ‘Thank God I’m a Country Boy.’
October 19th, 2010 at 11:32 PM
Ahh… the big company at work. I will guarantee that those pics will be unavailable for purchase by 10 am tomorrow morning.
The geeks that put the pics up for sale have no connection to the braintrust of the NFL.
/Welcome to the inner workings of a large US company looking for profit anywhere
October 19th, 2010 at 11:34 PM
Thanks for the link, Billy, that’s a great article for any O’s fan. ’75? Wow, that’s older than me. I wish I hadn’t hit my head so much when I was younger.
/ That’s football
October 19th, 2010 at 11:36 PM
Speaking of that part of the country–Roast, I mentioned these guys a few months back. No secret, really, but still.
October 19th, 2010 at 11:41 PM
Wow, Clutch still exists?
October 19th, 2010 at 11:42 PM
i remember that video gp. one thing i miss about being in an office, with a, you know, job, is all the internet radio i listened to. stoner rock channels gave me much satisfaction
October 19th, 2010 at 11:42 PM
The fact that they do is a tribute to both preserverance and double-bass.
October 19th, 2010 at 11:43 PM
This Rangers bullpen is just faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaantastic.
October 19th, 2010 at 11:44 PM
Ron Washington showing more of his genius. Why on Earth would you bring Holland back out for the 8th?
They are going to fuck this up yet…
October 19th, 2010 at 11:44 PM
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT BRING IN NEFTALI FELIZ
October 19th, 2010 at 11:44 PM
Goddam Senators, seal the deal
October 19th, 2010 at 11:45 PM
Another fun one, courtesy of the Onion. The takes on Superchunk’s “Detroit has a Skyline” and Neutral Milk Hotel are also pretty solid.
October 19th, 2010 at 11:47 PM
But he’s much more useful in the 8-0 game last night.
October 19th, 2010 at 11:49 PM
Looks like another Yankee pretending to be hit to me
October 19th, 2010 at 11:49 PM
Swisher needs some “True Yankee” lessons from Jeter, obviously.
October 19th, 2010 at 11:50 PM
I cant believe this fucking game is only in the 8th. I thought it was over.
C’MON RANGERS!
October 19th, 2010 at 11:50 PM
Wow… What a play by Young. That is a monster play at 3rd!
October 19th, 2010 at 11:50 PM
Badass!
October 19th, 2010 at 11:50 PM
Michael Young atones for his shit in game 1.
October 19th, 2010 at 11:50 PM
Whew.
October 19th, 2010 at 11:51 PM
bit it does give me a chance to bring up the “he is the Rangers’ Derek Jeter” point again
October 19th, 2010 at 11:51 PM
Yankee baseball: The human rain delay
Nice escape of that inning…I second the motion that sometimes the save is there to be made in the 8th, use your best guy cokehead
October 19th, 2010 at 11:52 PM
Yes. Michael Young.
October 19th, 2010 at 11:52 PM
Why is the song in the Liberty Mutual ads about breaking up?
October 19th, 2010 at 11:53 PM
It’s truly ridiculous.
October 19th, 2010 at 11:55 PM
Uhhh…. Josh Hamilton got caught up in drugs but he was also one of the highest rated prospects of all time when he got drafted
October 19th, 2010 at 11:55 PM
Josh Hamilton on a bitch.
October 19th, 2010 at 11:55 PM
DING! Part 2.
Cue the music from The Natural.
October 19th, 2010 at 11:55 PM
HAMILTON!
October 19th, 2010 at 11:55 PM
Josh Hamilton, all the club soda you can drink, son!!!!!!
October 19th, 2010 at 11:55 PM
please describe young’s play–not looking at a TV
October 19th, 2010 at 11:56 PM
You just have to learn to completely ignore Ron Darling.
October 19th, 2010 at 11:56 PM
coke for everybody tonight!
October 19th, 2010 at 11:56 PM
Ground ball…….fielded
/Monty’d
October 19th, 2010 at 11:57 PM
About time for the Yankee fans to start leaving the stadium again.
October 19th, 2010 at 11:57 PM
oh and I can almost guarantee that Neftali Feliz will pitch the 9th because Ron Washington is, I’m assuming, high.
October 19th, 2010 at 11:57 PM
OH BABY! DING!
October 19th, 2010 at 11:58 PM
Sergio Mitre ladies and gents!
/Bring in Feliz!!!
October 19th, 2010 at 11:58 PM
To quote Lil Wayne: I love it, I fuckin’ love it!
October 19th, 2010 at 11:58 PM
God Damn! I can’t wait to see an empty Yankee Stadium in the bottom of the 9th again.
/Should be a sweep!
October 19th, 2010 at 11:58 PM
Has anybody here mentioned that we are a retarded comeback away from this being a four game sweep AT YANKEE STADIUM?!?
Flee the scene, fuckos. Flee the scene.
October 19th, 2010 at 11:59 PM
Tip o the hat to Wally.
October 20th, 2010 at 12:01 AM
OK, I’m gonna go back to Vez’s question to see if I can describe it. Let’s see – very hard hit sort of bad hop to third, he coned it and started to drop it as he turned into the throw, but caught the ball in his right hand and tossed it to 2nd for the out. Bases were loaded, 2 out
October 20th, 2010 at 12:02 AM
Also, this. Don Cornelius was such a badass.
October 20th, 2010 at 12:02 AM
if you have all the cash the Yankees do, how is Sergio Mitre on the playoff roster, and how is Boone Logan the situational lefty? I would say the Yankees should make me the GM, but Id trade A Rod for Jeff Francoueur
October 20th, 2010 at 12:04 AM
Boone Logan
thought he was having a good year as a 1-out guy
October 20th, 2010 at 12:04 AM
Well, since Francoueur in on the Rangers and they’re winning, ARod used to be on the Rangers when they weren’t winning – obviously you’ve got to make that trade fetch.
October 20th, 2010 at 12:05 AM
I’d lobby to be their GM, just to ruin the team like that, too. I’d try to ruin them for years.
October 20th, 2010 at 12:06 AM
thanks stark
October 20th, 2010 at 12:08 AM
I’d like to buy the Yankees, move them back to Baltimore and change their name back to Orioles. I think the majors can sustain two Balitmore Orioles
October 20th, 2010 at 12:08 AM
Wow the Yankees bullpen is a fucking dumpster fire. Nelson Cruz daggered that pitch to the second deck.
October 20th, 2010 at 12:09 AM
Personally, I’d send the team to Siberia. Or worse, Cleveland.
/Zing!
October 20th, 2010 at 12:10 AM
I thought the Yankees used to be the new York highlanders. What is this about them being the original Orioles?
October 20th, 2010 at 12:10 AM
I just wrote Balitmore? Gee whiz, who are they the Natinals?
October 20th, 2010 at 12:11 AM
This team is fucking pathetic.
October 20th, 2010 at 12:11 AM
They started as the Baltimore Orioles for 1 or 2 years in like 1901.
/ I was totally a fan of that team, too, I swear it
October 20th, 2010 at 12:11 AM
ms: they were the Baltimore Orioles for like two years before moving to New York and became the highlanders.
October 20th, 2010 at 12:12 AM
Oh yeah?
/Too happy with the Rangers to get too angry with that bullshit attack on Cleveland
October 20th, 2010 at 12:13 AM
Did not ever know that. Thanks fetch and stark.
October 20th, 2010 at 12:13 AM
Ha, nice. Yeah, it was totally uncalled for. It’s just what popped into my head.
October 20th, 2010 at 12:13 AM
Buck – anyone who lives near Baltimore can never – EVER – talk shit about another city, unless that city is Mogadishu.
October 20th, 2010 at 12:14 AM
Awesome baby…awesome!
October 20th, 2010 at 12:14 AM
no prob. I love old timey baseball.
October 20th, 2010 at 12:14 AM
Woo Hoo!
October 20th, 2010 at 12:14 AM
Nolan Ryan is laughing like dr. Frankenstein. I love it. The man enjoys his Yankee schadenfreude.
October 20th, 2010 at 12:15 AM
Wally, thank you for that. It never fails to put a smile on my face, even now that the Red Sox won 2 series since then.
October 20th, 2010 at 12:16 AM
Woo Hoo!
i picture a jig from josh hamilton’s tats
October 20th, 2010 at 12:16 AM
Psssh, GSG, Balmer is Charm City and The City That Reads – who’s fuckin with that?
/ Stop Snitchin’
October 20th, 2010 at 12:16 AM
Fetch, so I’m guessing ‘tinker to Evers to chance’ is one of your favorite poems then.
October 20th, 2010 at 12:18 AM
Dunno, I feel pretty confident against at least Detroit, Cinci, and Cleveland.
October 20th, 2010 at 12:19 AM
Detroit maybe, Cincy no. Haven’t been to Cleveland enough to judge it. All I know is that Baltimore has ONE decent street, and it just so happens to be near city hall and the stadiums.
October 20th, 2010 at 12:21 AM
Nah, there’s some great parts of the city, but they’re kinda off the beaten track. My dad knows far better than I, since he actually grew up there. But, I’ll admit the Inner Harbor is probably the best for touristy things.
October 20th, 2010 at 12:21 AM
At the ripe age of 16 I went to a soccer camp at goucher college outside of baltimore. Now, by that point in my life I’d traveled abroad, explored all of nyc and had seen some shit. We had to wait 2 hours at the train station for a shuttle so we wandered around for a while. Worst experience of my life, and i went on to spend 4 years of college in hartford. Baltimore sucks.
October 20th, 2010 at 12:23 AM
+50
October 20th, 2010 at 12:23 AM
Boys. It’s been a great, great evening. Time for this guy to catch some shut eye.
Signing off from Yankee Stadium, with the Rangers taking a 3-1 series lead, this is Wally’s World. We’ll see you tomorrow night with a chance for a Ranger World Series only 24 hours away.
/Oh, how I wish I could say that about the Tribe
//Watching the Yankees implode will just have to do
October 20th, 2010 at 12:24 AM
In fact, going to Columbus Wednesday. it has its bad parts but the inner city is fucking awesome with Germantown and everything.
October 20th, 2010 at 12:24 AM
…
The City That Reads?
October 20th, 2010 at 12:26 AM
GSG -
German Village, but you know the truth. Columbus is solid!
I’ll have to find you the next time your up. I have plans tomorrow tonight…
October 20th, 2010 at 12:27 AM
Gah, thanks for the correction Wally!
I told you to friend me on facebook and we’ll meet up. What happened? haha
October 20th, 2010 at 12:29 AM
Having lived in Detroit, spent copious amounts of time in Cincy and visited Baltimore twice and Cleveland 4 times, Cincinnati is far and away the tallest midget.
October 20th, 2010 at 12:42 AM
Yep, The City That Reads
October 20th, 2010 at 8:38 AM
epitome of Yankees fans