Bill Simmons’s Rambling Column About His “Moss Vikings” Tweet: You Buyin’ It?
Have you read Bill Simmons’ reasoning behind his “accidental” tweet last week about Randy Moss getting traded to the Vikings? If you missed the tweet, Simmons turned out to be right … but Jay Glazer of Fox Sports was the first to “report” the news of the trade, and ESPN got scooped – some might argue – because of the Simmons tweet. We enjoyed the Simmons column. It’s a good read. But are you buying it?
Let’s cannonball right in:
My BlackBerry vibrates.
It’s a text from Someone Who Knows Things. And not to go all Bob Woodward on you, but this person is never wrong.
Moss to Vikings. Very close.
This is Simmons telling you he’s connected in Boston. Nobody should be surprised by that – he’s a longtime passionate fan of the teams in that city and is probably the most recognizable writer among fans in Boston. Of course people In the Know want to tell him things.
At the same time, I know a few Guys Who Know Things at this point. Whenever I stumble into relevant information — it doesn’t happen that often — my first goal is always to assimilate that material into my column (as long as it’s not time-sensitive). Sometimes I redirect the information to an ESPN colleague. Sometimes I keep it in my back pocket and wait for more details. It’s a delicate balance. I have never totally figured out what to do.
What jumps out from this: If Simmons got this information, why didn’t he just write it for ESPN? Answer: They’d make him find a second source, and at some point, ESPN would look to one of their NFL guys, like Mort, to help confirm the story. Then they’d confirm it and … at best, Simmons shares a byline. At worst – since he was taping a TV show – Mort gets the scoop on twitter, then goes on TV with the news, and he gets all the credit. Simmons had the scoop, but the lion’s share of the credit would go to a reporter. Which leads to the obvious conspiracy theory: The Simmons tweet was a big F U to ESPN! That’s Simmons saying, ‘I’m bigger than you guys, and I’ll do as I please because guess what? You need me more than I need you’
First, I blew a quality scoop for my employer. Second, I look and feel like a total jackass. Third, if my source ends up being wrong, I will look like an even bigger jackass … What I never expected was other writers wondering if the tweet was truly accidental. A good conspiracy theory always hinges on a reasonable motive, and in this case, ticking off my bosses, blowing a killer scoop
But what is ESPN to do? Are they going to try and punish Simmons for something they have no proof about? Of course not. At best, they can chalk this up to, ‘don’t let it happen again,’ and frankly, Simmons is too bright to make another ‘mistake’ like this.

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October 14th, 2010 at 4:02 PM
not carin’ about it.
October 14th, 2010 at 4:04 PM
So I’m supposed to think Simmons had an evil scheme?
October 14th, 2010 at 4:07 PM
I bought the column. Though he said he’d write about it last Friday and it didn’t come out until yesterday.
October 14th, 2010 at 4:08 PM
Not seeing what there is to “buy” here
October 14th, 2010 at 4:08 PM
Eh.
October 14th, 2010 at 4:08 PM
Fredo was connected too, look how that worked out.
October 14th, 2010 at 4:08 PM
He wrote a lot of words just to say he made a mistake.
Also, I could care less who breaks stories. Just as long as they are correct.
October 14th, 2010 at 4:08 PM
is it just me or is this the slowest TBL day ever
October 14th, 2010 at 4:10 PM
He said he was trying to send a message to Schefter to confirm…what are we not supposed to be buying?
October 14th, 2010 at 4:11 PM
kills me to admit this but the critics are right… Simmons really needs to just stick to the NBA at this point
and since the Miami Heat are winning the next 3 (at least) NBA championships, I’m not sure how much there is to right about the NBA either
October 14th, 2010 at 4:11 PM
Vince Young’s competitor’s line of shoes?
October 14th, 2010 at 4:12 PM
this whole pigskin preview on thursday thing is killin’ me. it’s like putting TGIFriday programming on Thursday. same stuff but wrong on so many levels.
October 14th, 2010 at 4:12 PM
How can you guys not care about this?!?!
/cursedcleveland
October 14th, 2010 at 4:14 PM
what are we not supposed to be buying?
Why not send a text to Schefter or call him? I haven’t read the article but I don’t see what’s the confusion with what TBL is putting across here. Simmons wanted his credit for “breaking the story” and didn’t want to share it or lose it through bureacratic process
October 14th, 2010 at 4:14 PM
How can you guys not care about this?!?!
/cursedcleveland
1. I always enjoy a good joke at cursed’s expense.
2. That is fucking all that has been on sports talk radio for two days, so he was sorta right. As long as he wasn’t arguing something might actually change.
October 14th, 2010 at 4:16 PM
Sting wore red and white facepaint to the ring! Is it a secret alliance with the Red Rooster? Tune in to Nitro next week to find out!
October 14th, 2010 at 4:16 PM
The aftershocks will be felt for years.
October 14th, 2010 at 4:16 PM
Read the article and get back to me.
October 14th, 2010 at 4:18 PM
His explanation seems more plausible than this:
October 14th, 2010 at 4:18 PM
Meh. Not one mention on Philly sports talk.
October 14th, 2010 at 4:18 PM
Good christ this. And why the F is my cubicle area 3000 degrees? It’s not that fucking cold out yet.
October 14th, 2010 at 4:18 PM
Needs more college football crowds.
October 14th, 2010 at 4:19 PM
same here in the cleve. maybe one mention, but nothing substantial.
October 14th, 2010 at 4:19 PM
Meh. Not one mention on Philly sports talk.
Perhaps it is only in markets such as mine, where nothing relevant is actuall happening, but the agent has been on three different shows, and all I hear on all three major stations here is stuff about him, couched in “we all knew this” but “this is like Jose Canseco.”
October 14th, 2010 at 4:20 PM
I think I’m the only person on here who doesn’t listen to talk radio.
October 14th, 2010 at 4:20 PM
same here in the cleve. maybe one mention, but nothing substantial
hmm… nothing relevant there.
October 14th, 2010 at 4:21 PM
And why the F is my cubicle area 3000 degrees? It’s not that fucking cold out yet.
Complete opposite today here, I keep waiting for Stallone to show up and start kicking the shit out a side of beef.
October 14th, 2010 at 4:21 PM
Nothing relevant going on here either. Thank Christ for that team in Columbus.
October 14th, 2010 at 4:22 PM
Read the article and get back to me.
Not worth it. What are people thinking about Top Gun 2?
October 14th, 2010 at 4:22 PM
There are more convenient ways to make my ears bleed. I pass as well.
October 14th, 2010 at 4:22 PM
October 14th, 2010 at 4:23 PM
He was smaht! He could do things!
October 14th, 2010 at 4:24 PM
Not worth it. What are people thinking about Top Gun 2?
Simmons doesn’t have Schefters number. It’s in the article.
October 14th, 2010 at 4:25 PM
is it just me or is this the slowest TBL day ever
I feel an MMA post brewing…
/gulp
October 14th, 2010 at 4:25 PM
0__o
October 14th, 2010 at 4:25 PM
Fair enough…but basically everything you said was wrong. Just a heads up.
October 14th, 2010 at 4:25 PM
It’s so hot I had to take off my shoes and socks. Now of course I have to go pee. I can’t win. I need to get the F out of here.
October 14th, 2010 at 4:25 PM
terrelle pryor’s quad, brah. we’re on QUAD WATCH!!!
October 14th, 2010 at 4:26 PM
gonna pee in the sink?
October 14th, 2010 at 4:26 PM
Sucks. It’s the middle of October. Perfect day of fall weather. I got the windows cracked and everything. Feels good.
October 14th, 2010 at 4:26 PM
They’re tabbing Chris McQuarrie to write the script. Thats promising. He wrote The Usual Suspects.
October 14th, 2010 at 4:27 PM
Top Gun 2? Who is in it?
October 14th, 2010 at 4:27 PM
Boom
October 14th, 2010 at 4:27 PM
I forgot how hip it is to not hate Simmons.
October 14th, 2010 at 4:28 PM
I’m dying to know what a “not obvious” role for Tom Cruise is in Top Gun 2. He’s a janitor that teaches the pilots karate?
October 14th, 2010 at 4:28 PM
Conspiracy.
October 14th, 2010 at 4:28 PM
Not worth it. What are people thinking about Top Gun 2?
0__o
Link.
October 14th, 2010 at 4:28 PM
It’s so hot I had to take off my shoes and socks. Now of course I have to go pee. I can’t win. I need to get the F out of here.
must……control…self………don’t…want to……get banned……
October 14th, 2010 at 4:28 PM
Because you went to the bathroom on Mommy’s dishes.
WHAT THE FUCK KID?!? NO!
/Willy’d
October 14th, 2010 at 4:28 PM
Shia Lebouf and Justin Beiber?
October 14th, 2010 at 4:29 PM
Military officer.
Because he’s a homosexual, you see.
October 14th, 2010 at 4:29 PM
SG wears socks to work? Now that’s a turn off.
October 14th, 2010 at 4:30 PM
no, he’s the creepy instructor that tries to get all the young pilots to play shirtless volleyball and flex.
October 14th, 2010 at 4:31 PM
This is moving so fast my head is spinning.
October 14th, 2010 at 4:31 PM
He’s a janitor that teaches the pilots karate?
Billy Blanks. SHIT! What was that movie called?
October 14th, 2010 at 4:31 PM
Boom. Oscar.
October 14th, 2010 at 4:32 PM
Bruckheimer, who’s been doing nothing but horrendous piles of farts for like 15 years now.
Hehe.
October 14th, 2010 at 4:32 PM
I’ll say one thing – hopefully there’s no part written in for Kelly McGillis.
October 14th, 2010 at 4:32 PM
Sweet lord WTF happened to Kelly McGillis.
October 14th, 2010 at 4:33 PM
This post would be much improved with a Jim Cramer sound effect.
October 14th, 2010 at 4:33 PM
That Simmons Olney podcast was a “wow” of epic proportions. I think Simmons could have told Olney that he thought JJ Hardy was the best player in the game right now and Olney would have agreed.
October 14th, 2010 at 4:33 PM
Sweet lord WTF happened to Kelly McGillis.
The actual question is what the fuck hasn’t happened to Tom Cruise.
October 14th, 2010 at 4:33 PM
Boom. Oscar.
Did you watch South Park?
October 14th, 2010 at 4:34 PM
Simmons has become quite the connected name dropper hasn’t he?
That bit aside, I actually enjoyed the piece and couldn’t care less about who gets what scoop. It’s like, 5 different guys chasing down the same nickel when, at the end of the day, no one (outside of navel gazing media and blogger types) really gives a shit.
October 14th, 2010 at 4:34 PM
Shia Lebouf and Justin Beiber?
Makes sense, I could see Beebs remaking Playing With the Boys.
October 14th, 2010 at 4:34 PM
How ironic is it that 20-plus years after the hot on-screen romance between Cruise and McGillis, that both turned out to be gayer than AIDS.
October 14th, 2010 at 4:35 PM
BSanders, this is why Jamiroquai is trending… new album. They are legit man. Much bigger over in Europe.
http://www.jamiroquai.com/home
Easily the best concert I’ve ever gone to in my life a couple years ago.
October 14th, 2010 at 4:36 PM
FAKE REX RYAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 14th, 2010 at 4:36 PM
Ah. Now it makes sense.
October 14th, 2010 at 4:37 PM
What the fuck is a South Park? Nah. Didn’t watch it.
October 14th, 2010 at 4:37 PM
Where the hell is that Top Gun according to Tarantino clip from?
October 14th, 2010 at 4:37 PM
FAKE REX RYAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
El Minero. Lulzerblades.
October 14th, 2010 at 4:38 PM
Fuck Simmons? I…don’t know what to think. Just seems like he felt it needed a response. An answer to a question no one asked.
October 14th, 2010 at 4:39 PM
Sweet baby Jesus, she looks like she aged 40 years.
October 14th, 2010 at 4:39 PM
They should have won Oscars for that performance, in hind sight.
October 14th, 2010 at 4:39 PM
Classic.
October 14th, 2010 at 4:40 PM
Where the hell is that Top Gun according to Tarantino clip from?
Sleep With Me.
October 14th, 2010 at 4:40 PM
Simmons in 30 years.
October 14th, 2010 at 4:42 PM
Where the hell is that Top Gun according to Tarantino clip from?
Sleep With Me.
That was hilarious. Tarantino probably has a million of those.
October 14th, 2010 at 4:43 PM
She’s not on HGH.
October 14th, 2010 at 4:44 PM
Simmons in 30 years.
Does Jose have a youtube channel? Because that’s Jose.
/sun glasses indoors = douchecanoe
October 14th, 2010 at 4:45 PM
So I went back and tried to read the Simmons article but it somehow sets off the EVERYTHING IS OK alarm in my head and I had to stop. I guess Simmons is infallible, though, so the idea that he would break a story in a way that gets around his company’s bureaucratic process is invalidated by his article that talks a lot about his company’s bureaucratic processes and how he could get in trouble if he flagrantly violated said protocols. I see why everything I said was wrong now.
October 14th, 2010 at 4:47 PM
Simmons was on the Adam Carolla Podcast last week and Adam tried to talk about watching porn in hotel rooms and Simmons put a halt to it so quick like Mickey Mouse was in the next room. He kept interrupting and made Adam change topics by discussing Greg Giraldo’s death and that he wasnt that talented. Which was very odd based off all the refernces he makes to porn acts. I dont know whats going on with him but I keep losing respect for him. He is the journalist equivelent of Dane Cook when he first broke out.
October 14th, 2010 at 4:49 PM
He is the journalist equivelent of Dane Cook when he first broke out.
they both built audiences on the internet? And…?
October 14th, 2010 at 4:50 PM
Jesus Christ, PL. I couda done without seeing that.
October 14th, 2010 at 4:50 PM
they both built audiences on the internet? And…?
Simmons best articles are all plagiraized from Louis CK
October 14th, 2010 at 4:51 PM
lolz.
October 14th, 2010 at 4:52 PM
Haters gonna hate.
/Hernia’d
That’s tired.
/Clay’d
October 14th, 2010 at 5:33 PM
Both of them were the internet sensation only to find out after enough of hearing the same material over and over its nothing ground breaking or anything new.