“You Know You’ve Had Too Much to Drink When a Rodeo Clown is Trying to Save Your Life”

All, Bull Riding, Heavy (Alleged) Drinking, Losers, Video Jason McIntyre October 12th. 2010, 4:28pm

Here’s video of a fat, seemingly drunk man somehow stumbling into a bullfighting ring. The bull notices the shirtless intruder. Then, it charges the man three times, stomping with increasing vigor. Rodeo clowns carry the man – who appears to be wearing a banana hammock – to safety.

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55 Responses to ““You Know You’ve Had Too Much to Drink When a Rodeo Clown is Trying to Save Your Life””

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Senator Jersey Says:
October 12th, 2010 at 4:31 PM
Gotta hammock up bro.
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guinnessgirl13 Says:
October 12th, 2010 at 4:31 PM
Holy Crap! Eric Stoltz was the original Marty Mcfly!
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TheBigLead Says:
October 12th, 2010 at 4:32 PM
couldn’t stop laughing at the clowns carrying this man’s fat, listless body to safety.
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jenhn Says:
October 12th, 2010 at 4:32 PM
haha! I haven’t watched the video yet but it sounds very promising.
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ThatsSoTaguchi (Now with Zip) Says:
October 12th, 2010 at 4:32 PM
Holy Crap! Eric Stoltz was the original Marty Mcfly!
Why is this being reported now as if its new information?
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guinnessgirl13 Says:
October 12th, 2010 at 4:32 PM
I just threw up in my mouth a little..
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bsanders37 Says:
October 12th, 2010 at 4:33 PM
Why is this being reported now as if its new information?
Because the video has just now surfaced – and it’s brilliant.
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Geeezeus Says:
October 12th, 2010 at 4:33 PM
Better than the two guys who snuck into the Calgary Zoo and thought it was a great idea to stop by the Tiger enclosure.
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PL StabbinKabin Says:
October 12th, 2010 at 4:33 PM
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life.
/That may be a lie
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ThatsSoTaguchi (Now with Zip) Says:
October 12th, 2010 at 4:34 PM
Because the video has just now surfaced – and it’s brilliant.
Isn’t there video of Stoltz on the dvd release?
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bsanders37 Says:
October 12th, 2010 at 4:35 PM
Isn’t there video of Stoltz on the dvd release?
On the new versions, yes, but I don’t think it had seen the light of day until now.
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sportsdork Says:
October 12th, 2010 at 4:36 PM
The guy finally getting to his feet and trying to reclaim some dignity was the best part. Good stuff.
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Babar Says:
October 12th, 2010 at 4:36 PM
Because the video has just now surfaced – and it’s brilliant.
Isn’t there video of Stoltz on the dvd release?
October 26th…best trilogy of all-time.
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irishmafia Says:
October 12th, 2010 at 4:36 PM
that guy was wasted
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PL StabbinKabin Says:
October 12th, 2010 at 4:36 PM
I’m not sure who i like better, rodeo guy or this guy
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bsanders37 Says:
October 12th, 2010 at 4:36 PM
Looks like a Nacho Libre outtake.
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irishmafia Says:
October 12th, 2010 at 4:37 PM
wish they had the video of him falling on his face before the bull charged him. one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor!
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fetch Says:
October 12th, 2010 at 4:38 PM
October 26th…best trilogy of all-time.
they’re coming out with another mighty ducks release?
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game comments here … Favre penis post is up. Says:
October 12th, 2010 at 4:39 PM
the cow took awhile before attacking him. probably thinking is this guy fucking serious
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Cornholio 3000 Says:
October 12th, 2010 at 4:39 PM
October 26th…best trilogy of all-time.
All kinds of wrong with this statement
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Geeezeus Says:
October 12th, 2010 at 4:40 PM
they’re coming out with another mighty ducks release?
Oh dear god. Those movies are an abomination.
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guinnessgirl13 Says:
October 12th, 2010 at 4:40 PM
I didn’t realize this was already known. Sorry.
/Duckworth
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fetch Says:
October 12th, 2010 at 4:42 PM
Id keep that opinion to yourself unless you want to mysteriously get your kneecaps shot, geeezeus
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KC Resident Says:
October 12th, 2010 at 4:43 PM
seemingly drunk man
Seemingly? As opposed to the possibility he hadn’t just smoked a pound of dust?
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NDub Says:
October 12th, 2010 at 4:45 PM
I’d be pissed off too if I was a bull with leather strapped suffocatingly around my nutsack and some fat drunkard shouting at me.
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Geeezeus Says:
October 12th, 2010 at 4:45 PM
Id keep that opinion to yourself unless you want to mysteriously get your kneecaps shot, geeezeus
Well my knees are already shot. Go with Slapshot or Youngblood, the Ducks movies are a blight on humanity.
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YYSA Says:
October 12th, 2010 at 4:46 PM
For being drunk that guy showed some great poise at avoiding death blows.
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ButtersBC Says:
October 12th, 2010 at 4:47 PM
Here’s video of a fat, seemingly drunk man somehow stumbling into a bullfighting ring
Not familiar with what actual bullfighting is?
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Let it Bl33d! Says:
October 12th, 2010 at 4:50 PM
Gotta hammock up bro.
the guy in that video is wearing bsanders’ smoking jacket ensemble
/without pants’d
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younglefty Says:
October 12th, 2010 at 4:50 PM
Well my knees are already shot. Go with Slapshot or Youngblood, the Ducks movies are a blight on humanity.
Listen here. This is America, Jack, and we don’t go in for all your early Thanksgivings, superfluous vowels in words that don’t need them, goofy place names like Medicine Hat and Moosejaw, and we sure as hell won’t stand for you shitting on the Mighty Ducks.
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KC Resident Says:
October 12th, 2010 at 4:50 PM
Not familiar with what actual bullfighting is?
TBL is a city boy from the East coast. Cut him some slack.
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Babar Says:
October 12th, 2010 at 4:50 PM
Not familiar with what actual bullfighting is?
Shhh…he’s on a roll.
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PL StabbinKabin Says:
October 12th, 2010 at 4:52 PM
Is this Sanzhez in 15 years?
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Cornholio 3000 Says:
October 12th, 2010 at 4:52 PM
Well my knees are already shot. Go with Slapshot or Youngblood, the Ducks movies are a blight on humanity.
Even worse than MVP: Most Valuable Primate?
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Geeezeus Says:
October 12th, 2010 at 4:55 PM
goofy place names like Medicine Hat and Moose Jaw
/fixed
we sure as hell won’t stand for you shitting on the Mighty Ducks.
I’m sorry, but those movies are just all kinds of suck. Quite possibly the worse sports movie story lines evah.
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ButtersBC Says:
October 12th, 2010 at 4:56 PM
Oh dear god. Those movies are an abomination.
May you take a Fulton Reed slap shot to the face
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Geeezeus Says:
October 12th, 2010 at 4:56 PM
Even worse than MVP: Most Valuable Primate?
MVP might be more believable.
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guinnessgirl13 Says:
October 12th, 2010 at 4:57 PM
I’m sorry, but those movies are just all kinds of suck. Quite possibly the worse sports movie story lines evah.
But Joshua Jackson was so young and cute..
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fetch Says:
October 12th, 2010 at 4:58 PM
alright geeezeus you are in timeout. Have fun trying to intelligently discuss hockey with vlad and SC. 48 hours, or until you recant.
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Geeezeus Says:
October 12th, 2010 at 4:59 PM
But Joshua Jackson was so young and cute.
If everyone is willing to admit that this is why they like the movies I can live with it.
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cleet Says:
October 12th, 2010 at 5:00 PM
I’m sorry, but those movies are just all kinds of suck. Quite possibly the worse sports movie story lines evah.
Sounds like we got a cake-eater in our midst.
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TheBigLead Says:
October 12th, 2010 at 5:00 PM
Is this Sanzhez in 15 years?
harsh
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arkbadger Says:
October 12th, 2010 at 5:01 PM
the crowd thinks I’m a dandy, I’m Bandy the rodeo clown.
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Geeezeus Says:
October 12th, 2010 at 5:01 PM
Have fun trying to intelligently discuss hockey with vlad and SC. 48 hours, or until you recant.
Never Surrender!
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SouvenirCity Says:
October 12th, 2010 at 5:03 PM
alright geeezeus you are in timeout. Have fun trying to intelligently discuss hockey with vlad and SC. 48 hours, or until you recant.
I hate you. Not for this comment, but for sending me that goddamn link to ESPN Campus Town on Facebook.
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH TIME I JUST WASTED BUILDING THE UNIVERSITY OF HOSSA?
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ms621 Says:
October 12th, 2010 at 5:03 PM
Never Surrender!
I can’t see that video. It’s took dark for me to watch while my sunglasses are on.
/low hanging fruit.
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TheBigLead Says:
October 12th, 2010 at 5:04 PM
reason to watch hellcats tomorrow?
http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/photo.php?id=fp_5877761&title=Alyson%20Michalka%20Pictures&loc=3
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fetch Says:
October 12th, 2010 at 5:05 PM
I didnt send that to you SC. Unless I was drunk. But I dont drink and facebook (allegedly)
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fetch Says:
October 12th, 2010 at 5:05 PM
reason to watch hellcats tomorrow?
people are so late to the party with her. Ive been on that chick for 5 years.
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Let it Bl33d! Says:
October 12th, 2010 at 5:06 PM
reason to watch hellcats tomorrow?
http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/photo.php?id=fp_5877761&title=Alyson%20Michalka%20Pictures&loc=3
not unless her clothes are off, because I have no interest in what comes out of her mouth, only what goes in
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ms621 Says:
October 12th, 2010 at 5:06 PM
reason to watch hellcats tomorrow?
http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/photo.php?id=fp_5877761&title=Alyson%20Michalka%20Pictures&loc=3
Not enough calf to heel definition.
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SouvenirCity Says:
October 12th, 2010 at 5:07 PM
Well, I just challenged you to build your own and travel to So Talented Stadium and take on the Fighting Slovak Hawkeyes in Jr. Varsity football. I suggest you start recruiting.
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José Says:
October 12th, 2010 at 5:10 PM
people are so late to the party with her. Ive been on that chick for 5 years.
That. I’ve been on her since Phil of the Future.
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cracker jack Says:
October 12th, 2010 at 5:18 PM
In Fringe’s other dimension, Eric Stoltz filmed the entire trilogy
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Sean Jean Says:
October 12th, 2010 at 5:27 PM
lol. That Rodeo Clown just did the gene pool a disservice.