Sofia Vergara … Friends with benefits – for the over 50 set … German soccer fans protest ticket prices … glad these degenerates aren’t our neighbors … Ben Harper & Laura Dern are getting a divorce … if your house is underwater, why are you paying your mortgage? … ‘Hey Soul Sister’ is annoying everyone … mayor of Phoenix had his house burglarized … Jay-Z probably won’t be thrilled with the Miami police departmenthipster backlash! … 12 women at a Washington party had their drinks spiked … man arrested after chasing Goose

Will Dallas coach Wade Phillips survive this week? Someone’s going to feel the wrath of Jerry. [Star-Telegram]

Ornery columnist Bob Kravitz comes around on a college football playoff. [Indy Star]

Definition of fraud: Insane Clown Posse are Evangelical Christians. [Guardian]

Awesome story of a student who found an FBI tracking device in his car, and when his friends posted photos of the device online, the feds showed up pretty quickly. [Wired]

Th signing bonus for Arizona’s undrafted QB, Max Hall? Just $5,000. [Yahoo]

St. Louis loses another receiver (Mark Clayton), so why don’t they go get Vincent Jackson? [Post-Dispatch]

Did Jay Mariotti’s lawyer have a conflict of interest? Sure sounds that way. [LA Times]

Will the SEC get shut out of the National title game for the first time in a few years? Everyone outside the South probably hopes so. [AJC]

Catching up with Mitch Kramer, the kid from Dazed & Confused who looks like Tim Lincecum. [WSJ]

The Rangers going up 2-0 and then losing two in a row has one writer in Texas thinking about the 2006 Dallas Mavericks. [Morning News]

The Clippers cut Duke guard Jon Scheyer over the weekend. [Clippers.com]

Pick an adjective, Memphis football is horrible. [Commercial Appeal]

With all these injuries, do you really think the Packers can still get to the Super Bowl? [Journal-Sentinel]

How nice of Gilbert Arenas! [Post]

Is Jenn Sterger cooperating with the NFL in the Favre investigation? [NYDN]

The freakish athletic ability of Julius Peppers was on display again yesterday.

Peyton Hillis, now starring in “Return of the White Running Back.”

Now that’s some DIII talent.