Ten Questions with Hall of Famer John Elway
Hall of Fame QB John Elway is heading to London for the October 31st game between the 49ers and Broncos, and some lucky NFL fans will get to hang with the former Denver star if they win this Pepsi Max promotion. While out promoting the giveaway, Elway took 15 minutes out of his day to speak with us on a variety of topics: The exodus of star athletes in Denver, Dez Bryant’s $55k dinner tab, never getting to a bowl game at Stanford despite an illustrious career, how he wishes he ran the shotgun more earlier in his career and of course, his wife the former Raider cheerleader.
Q: You had a tremendous career at Stanford – setting records, winning Pac-10 POY twice, and finishing 2nd in the Heisman race. Strangely, you never went to a bowl game. How’d that happen? And do you get back to Stanford much? What are your thoughts on its promising QB Andrew Luck?
A: Well, I don’t get out there as much as I used to or I’d like. My oldest daughter went there, and I haven’t been back much since she left. But I think Jim Harabugh is doing a tremendous job with the program. He’s kind of changed the attitude and turned them into a team that runs and plays good defense. Andrew Luck, wow, he’s a heck of a QB. This is the best team they’ve had in a long, long time. it’d be nice to see them get to the Rose Bowl.
As for my career, if I played there now, we definitely would have gone to a bowl (laughter). There are a lot more bowl games now than there used to be (laughs). But that was disappointing … we had a lot of good teams but could never seem to get over the hump.
Q: Surely you read about Dez Bryant’s $55k dinner tab that was part of rookie hazing. You ever experience anything remotely close to that?
A: No. To me, that seems ridiculous. But you get in that situation … and it’s hard to say no. Dez should have carried the guy’s helmet [in the preseason] and it wouldn’t have cost him $55,000. But to me, that’s unnecessary and beyond the rookie hazing-type thing. That’s trying to hurt the guy in his wallet instead of having fun with it.
Q: You turned 50 this year with a bacchanal that got plenty of newspaper coverage.
A: (Laughs) My wife threw me a 50th birthday and Rascal Flatts came to play … it all was pretty surprising. I didn’t mind turning 50.
Q: Your wife used to be a Raiders cheerleader, right? Has anyone jokingly given you static for that, due to the rivalry the Broncos used to have with the Raiders?
A: I certainly didn’t care she was a Raiders cheerleader. There were a few jokes about it, and the press loved the fact that she was a Raiders cheerleader … but she was a cheerleader from their days in Los Angeles, not Oakland.
Q: Marcus Allen set you guys up, right?
A: Well, we met at a Marcus Allen golf tournament, so he gets part of the credit, no question. I made the first move … I got her phone number, and then I called her 6-7 months after we met. I had some car dealerships out there, and when I was out there, I called her. I didn’t know if she was married or divorced or what … but I fooled her enough to marry me.
Q: With the Broncos, you really excelled out of the shotgun late in your career. Do you think you could have been more successful – if that’s even possible – if you had operated out of the gun your entire career?
A: I was thinking about that the other day – to me, it was easier throwing the football out of the shotgun because you’re away from the center, plus, you could see the field better. When you look at the teams I was on – earlier in my career – I would have liked to be out of the shotgun a bit more because we didn’t run the ball as well. But on the two Super Bowl teams I was on, with Terrell [Davis] being behind me, we were able to run the ball. I wouldn’t change anything with those Super Bowl teams because I think being in the shotgun takes something away from the running game. But for teams that can’t run the football, it’s a big advantage for a QB to be in shotgun because you can see that much better.
Q: Is there a coach currently whose system who you’d love to play in if you were in the NFL right now?
A: I thought [Mike] Shanahan’s system – the West Coast offense – was as good as there was. I had a taste of that when I was at Stanford. Bill Walsh recruited me and then went to the 49ers, so we ran that west coast offense … to me, if you look around the league at teams that are having success … half of those teams, most likely, are running some form of the West Coast offense. To me, that’s the best system. Those are the ones i’d like to be in.
Q: Did you catch the Monday Night Football game between the Bears and Packers? There was some thought that Green Bay should have let Chicago score late in the 4th quarter, and that would have given the Packers a chance to win. Why don’t more teams do that?
A: That’s the only chance they had to win. I was watching the game thinking the same thing – the only chance they have to win is let them score and get the ball back and drive the ball and get to overtime. But it’s not in anybody’s mentality to do that. And that’s why it’s so difficult. The coaches and the players – they’re never into letting anybody do anything. They’re all about stopping people in every situation. The ‘let them score’ mentality … nobody has that mentality. It’s easy to say ‘let em score’ but nobody, mentality-wise, has that.
Q: I don’t have stats of NFL arrests from when you were playing, but it seems like there are multiple run-ins with the law monthly these days. I’m sure you’re aware of the Braylon Edwards incident (and more recently Dwayne Jarrett’s DUI) … do you think the recent rise in number of NFL arrests is a problem?
A: Who knows what [the numbers were like] before there was all this attention being put on the sport? You would hope that the guys understand they’re under a microscope and that they’re going to be held to a higher standard than everyone else because of the position that they’re in. It doesn’t seem like the guys understand that. Hopefully, they can learn from their mistakes. There are a heck of a lot more guys in the NFL compared to other leagues, so there is a lot more opportunity for arrest.
Q: Denver has seen its two best football players – Jay Cutler and Brandon Marshall – get traded in the last year and a half, and now Carmelo Anthony, the Nuggets star, wants out. Why do the premiere athletes want out of Denver?
A: I don’t know Melo that well… I’ve met him a couple times and talked to him. Maybe he wants to be in a situation where he’s closer to the East Coast, or be in a situation like last summer with LeBron going to the Heat with the players collaborating on teams to win championships. I think everyone’s disappointed he doesn’t want to be here.
With Cutler and Marshall … that was more a choice of the organization and the type of people Josh wants to bring in.

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October 7th, 2010 at 12:52 PM
Smells like Elway has his questions screened.
October 7th, 2010 at 12:53 PM
Troy Polamalu (sp?) has alot of hair
October 7th, 2010 at 12:57 PM
elway looks like tom watson crossed with a clydesdale.
October 7th, 2010 at 12:58 PM
Smells like Elway has his questions screened.
For reals. Some of the suggested questions in the thread from 1-2 weeks ago were pretty legendary. Good get TBL, atleast he answered your questions with some detail — though you should have asked: “Where does The Dark Knight rank on the best bank robberies of all time? Top 5? Top 3?”
/I keed
October 7th, 2010 at 12:58 PM
WEAKEST QUESTIONS EVER.
Glad you got to talk to him TBL, but these are some weak sauce questions.
October 7th, 2010 at 12:59 PM
I was hoping one of them was “why the long face?”
October 7th, 2010 at 1:00 PM
Needs more helicopter spin in the Super Bowl
October 7th, 2010 at 1:00 PM
TBL — how do you normally conduct these interviews? Over the phone? Email?
October 7th, 2010 at 1:00 PM
Tee hee.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:00 PM
I didn’t know if she was married or divorced or what … but I
Horse still called and didnt care what her status was
October 7th, 2010 at 1:00 PM
oats or hay?
October 7th, 2010 at 1:01 PM
Marcus Allen set you guys up, right?
Hmm. Looks like Ol’ Driftwood fucked Elway’s wife.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:02 PM
Given that Elway was out promoting a Pepsi Max contest I can understand why the questions may have been screened.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:02 PM
I would have loved a question about when the last time Elway talked to Reeves and what that conversation was about.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:02 PM
Only a man who has lived a life of entitlement would make the moves on a woman whose marital status was uncertain to him.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:02 PM
His daughter is HAWT!
October 7th, 2010 at 1:02 PM
Marcus Allen set up Oj and Nicole. how’d that turn out John?
October 7th, 2010 at 1:03 PM
Grounds for divorce?
October 7th, 2010 at 1:03 PM
no
October 7th, 2010 at 1:03 PM
Because it’s a shooting gallery!!111!
Heaven forfend that there might be different situations for different individuals.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:04 PM
Piper Perabo?
/just kidding she went to Ohio U., not Standford.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:04 PM
Needs more NDub shutting the hell up
October 7th, 2010 at 1:05 PM
Oh dear, I crossed Stanford and Stansbury together.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:05 PM
I bet there’s a story behind this…
Cool to talk to Elway, but yeah, questions were softballs TBL. No Tebow?
October 7th, 2010 at 1:07 PM
Does he smell like piss? Cuz it looks like he smells like piss.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:08 PM
Smells like Elway has his questions screened.
no
I really wanted to know if he pounded out that chick at Jim Kelly’s Golf Tourney about 15 yrs ago, DAMNIT!
October 7th, 2010 at 1:08 PM
Where was my question suggestion of “Is it true you and Mr. Ed speak for your kind?”
October 7th, 2010 at 1:10 PM
jpq is elway a better golfer than you
October 7th, 2010 at 1:10 PM
So John, how much do you like football?
October 7th, 2010 at 1:10 PM
Only a man who has lived a life of entitlement would make the moves on a woman whose marital status was uncertain to him.
is that what he’s saying? he’s certainly not at fault to inquire. it’s her responsibility to present (or not) that information to him.
if he was to persist after gaining that knowledge, then he’s to blame.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:10 PM
Does he smell like piss? Cuz it looks like he smells like piss.
I dont know if there is a backstory to that, frankly it doesn’t matter — but that’s brilliant.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:11 PM
we’re sorry, TBL, great get
October 7th, 2010 at 1:12 PM
John, what was going through your mind when you won the super bowl? And what’s your favorite new car of 2011?
October 7th, 2010 at 1:12 PM
Thank goodness Elway understood that this isn’t the case. The Broncos wanted Cutler and Marshall gone, not the other way around.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:12 PM
Two gags that never fail to make me laugh.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:12 PM
Playing mind games right from the start. Nice work.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:12 PM
I’m not sure what the hardball questions are that needed to be asked of Elway. What’s missing from this interview?
October 7th, 2010 at 1:12 PM
LOLLOOOOOOLLLOLOLOLOLOL!
October 7th, 2010 at 1:12 PM
Who IS Eric Cartman’s father?
October 7th, 2010 at 1:12 PM
John, tell us how we should FEEL about Michael Vick.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:12 PM
I’d rather win a contest that involves getting gunshot
I don’t think it’s a “get” when a guy is doing interviews everywhere and anywhere promoting something…would be like patting Leno on the back for landing Aniston when she’s got some new horrible movie coming out
October 7th, 2010 at 1:13 PM
Does he smell like piss? Cuz it looks like he smells like piss.
still the best ever. My only spit take.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:13 PM
a saddle.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:13 PM
Oh, I think starkweather was making a joke…I just see red when that horseface appears
October 7th, 2010 at 1:13 PM
tell us about your new Reebok’s, John.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:14 PM
John, where in the hairy hell is Bobby Humphrey?
October 7th, 2010 at 1:14 PM
How long have you been an equine quarterback?
October 7th, 2010 at 1:14 PM
John, Carl Banks says “hi.”
October 7th, 2010 at 1:15 PM
Yeah, I trot that one out (punned!) for every interview after TSH shamed us into saying it in the comments for… I don’t remember. It was like the second one of these
October 7th, 2010 at 1:15 PM
John, how do you feel about your people being associated with this comment?
October 7th, 2010 at 1:15 PM
It’s been a while since TBL got ripped to shreds like this
October 7th, 2010 at 1:16 PM
I’m not sure what the hardball questions are that needed to be asked of Elway. What’s missing from this interview?
are you the best QB ever?
Do you ever get angry that you take so much heat for losing 3 superbowls when you carried bad teams on your back?
did Alex Gibbs coach ‘em up dirty?
Why do you think Karl Mecklenberg can’t get a HOF sniff?
Could you have turned the Colts around?
October 7th, 2010 at 1:16 PM
How far ago are you talking, brother?
October 7th, 2010 at 1:16 PM
He was ahead of his time, in that he had one great year, immediately held out for a better deal, and was never heard from again.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:17 PM
“Why did he ruin RexKramer’s childhood?” is one glaring omission.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:17 PM
’m not sure what the hardball questions are that needed to be asked of Elway. What’s missing from this interview?
Do you think Eli could have won a Superbowl with the Chargers had he not pull a you?
October 7th, 2010 at 1:17 PM
John, Stanford lost to Oregon last weekend. Their season is pretty much a insignificant now that they can’t play in the National Title game, right?
October 7th, 2010 at 1:18 PM
I tried to follow the link, moleman, but it just goes to the post. Which comment?
October 7th, 2010 at 1:18 PM
Well, I’m to blame for wanting to ask a question about the use of shotgun and what he would have wanted to do if he were in the Packers’ position, but that’s because I could give a rip about who he is married to, and I hate general vague questions like “what about Mike Vick?” because you get generic answers.
Being a Chiefs fan, I’m all for horse face references though.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:18 PM
there there buddy…we always have next year.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:18 PM
John, as a baseball purist, how do you feel about a college football playoff?
October 7th, 2010 at 1:19 PM
Amazing how that’s been forgotten to the histories…would say that story’s worth a 30 for 30 but they already kicked Baltimore Colt fans in the balls once already
Hey John, are you also in agreement that Terrell Davis shouldn’t be allowed to set foot in Canton Ohio much less the Hall of Fame?
October 7th, 2010 at 1:19 PM
Being a Chiefs fan,
bandwagon
October 7th, 2010 at 1:19 PM
John, where in the hairy hell is Bobby Humphrey?
Broncos were never the same after the Three Amigos left
http://www.authenticsportscollectibles.com/store/images/threeamigoss8.jpg
October 7th, 2010 at 1:19 PM
It was just a month or two ago, Rex. After TBL made a public commitment to having an interview a week (or more frequently. I don’t remember how that was worded, either. Lay off me, I’ve had concussions!)
October 7th, 2010 at 1:19 PM
John, where would you rank Gossip Girl as one of the best CW shows in the history of bank robbery movies?
October 7th, 2010 at 1:20 PM
purist,
come on sparty. Traditionalist. You need to be writing things down, old man.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:20 PM
jpq is elway a better golfer than you
duder: i guarantee he is. I might have beaten him 20 years ago, but now, he’d kill me
October 7th, 2010 at 1:20 PM
We would have also accepted lasso.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:20 PM
John, how insufferable is Mark Schlereth, and how hard would you like to punch him right in his smug face?
October 7th, 2010 at 1:21 PM
john, forgive me for being so bold, but this pepsi max stuff has to be the greatest invention of all time right
October 7th, 2010 at 1:21 PM
John, is The Replacements your favorite bank robbery movie?
October 7th, 2010 at 1:21 PM
My question about a potential role in ownership/front office didn’t make the cut, but we did at least find out that his wife didn’t cheer when the Raiders were in Oakland. THANK GOD.
Dirt’s Mecklenburg question is the best one so far, with RexKramer a close, close second.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:21 PM
I love those uniforms.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:22 PM
are you aware of an invention called sunscreen?
October 7th, 2010 at 1:22 PM
PKI – that’s a good one i totally forgot.
Eli, what a joke
October 7th, 2010 at 1:22 PM
Karl Mecklenberg deserves to be left out of the HOF for being the only card I ever got in ’85 or ’86 when McDonald’s had that football card contest game.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:22 PM
Dirt’s Mecklenburg question is the best one so far
yeah, but you would say that, since I filched it from a gerard portmeanteau rant from one TBL after dark.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:22 PM
John, who else did you have to beat out to win the role in your upcoming movie alongside co-star Diane Lane?
October 7th, 2010 at 1:23 PM
They live forever in our hearts. Also, you could practically rent Vance Johnson for kids’ birthdays up until he went to jail.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:23 PM
John, nice get with the cheerleader wife. What happened between you and your college sweetheart. There are lots of rumors, we’d just like clarification.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:23 PM
This sentence is missing the follow:
- Football team
- Football field
- National Football League
- Quarterback position
- Throwing the football
- Running the football
- Judgment
October 7th, 2010 at 1:23 PM
I thought it was a good interview.
/so tell us about the shoe
October 7th, 2010 at 1:24 PM
They were the effing best. No idea why we never break ‘em out.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:24 PM
John, did you or did you not puncture the tires on Dan Reeve’s Winnebago after he took Tommy Maddux in the 1992 draft?
October 7th, 2010 at 1:25 PM
You forgot: football playin’ Jesse.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:25 PM
We would also accept “this game of football”.
/theisman’d
October 7th, 2010 at 1:25 PM
because you touch little children. ALL of you.
/turns off lights
//shuts blinds
///watches the drive on 8mm film
////lights matches and lets them burn to my fingertips
October 7th, 2010 at 1:26 PM
Also, Schlereth is a doody face for refusing to admit that the Packers let them score that last TD in the Super Bowl. Flat out refused to admit it the other day on Mangirl and Meatball.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:26 PM
good one.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:27 PM
you know what I hated about elway the most? Shovel passes. He used to be the only one that did them, and I thought that play was some bullshit.
Or the old drop back, wait three beats, and then take off running for 15 yards 3 straight plays.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:28 PM
Other than the two Stigs errors here, this is in the top 5.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:28 PM
What? It was as clear as day…Gilbert Brown was jogging backwards
October 7th, 2010 at 1:28 PM
oh that’s petty.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:28 PM
The greatest QB of all time… fantastic get.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:29 PM
oh that’s petty.
yeah, but I was a kid. I was petty. Hell, I am currently petty. It was just an infuriating play.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:29 PM
Oh shit. Here we go…
/Bud Light’d
October 7th, 2010 at 1:29 PM
God he played behind some scrubs. When the best lineman you’ve got for the first decade of your career is a guard who went to one Pro Bowl, eesh.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:30 PM
Oh yeah, he might as well have said they scored because they blew them off the ball. He said “I’m not sure if they let us score or not, but we dominated them up front all game”, and about three other variants thereof, about five times each.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:30 PM
Jose just woke up Ballz from his Ketamine, Dilaudid and Ovaltine bender.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:31 PM
Heaven forbid this guy use a teeth whitening mouth wash every night.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:31 PM
The greatest QB of all time… fantastic get.
should have asked Elway. If you make a list and he’s not at least 3rd, you’re a moron.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:32 PM
Yeah, Gilby did a lot of that in that game…oh, wait, you said “jogging” not “sliding helplessly.”
October 7th, 2010 at 1:32 PM
you know what I hated about elway the most? Shovel passes. He used to be the only one that did them, and I thought that play was some bullshit.
BOOTLEGS!!!
October 7th, 2010 at 1:32 PM
took me 3 times before I read that as PETTY instead of PRETTY.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:33 PM
took me 3 times before I read that as PETTY instead of PRETTY.
I am pretty, too. Really pretty.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:34 PM
Too worried about having someone dive into his knees…think he was a free agent after that season, couldn’t risk it
October 7th, 2010 at 1:35 PM
BOOTLEGS!!!
nobody could ever stop HIM. His team was terrible, terrible, terrible, but he was so good. He also used to get fucking creamed, all the time. And I used to be happy when he would get hammered.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:35 PM
Drew Henson is the best quarterback of all time because he played for the Yankees at one time
October 7th, 2010 at 1:35 PM
“I was a kid. I was pretty.” would have been comment of the decade so far. So melancholy and so weird
October 7th, 2010 at 1:35 PM
you know what I hated about elway the most? Shovel passes. He used to be the only one that did them, and I thought that play was some bullshit.
You know what I hated about elway the most? Throwing 50 yard passes in the fourth quarter when he clearly scrambled past the line of scrimmage.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:36 PM
Too worried about having someone dive into his knees…think he was a free agent after that season, couldn’t risk it
Alex Gibbs strategy. It’s only a illegal when they flag it. Chop everybody down at the knee.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:36 PM
just manning ahead
October 7th, 2010 at 1:36 PM
This right here. It’s amazing he can walk now. Although he is missing a bunch of knee parts.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:37 PM
Best move ever by Ohio State alum, George Steinbrenner. Draft him, pressure him to play baseball, have him quit Michigan. Now that’s a rivalry.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:37 PM
…..AAAAANNND THE HOMMMEEEEE OF THEEEEE CHEEEEEEEEEFFFFSS‘d
October 7th, 2010 at 1:38 PM
Throwing 50 yard passes in the fourth quarter when he clearly scrambled past the line of scrimmage.
speaking of, that’s a rule that could use some changing. Your back foot can just barely be touching the LOS, and it’s no foul. You can be a full 2 yards past that way.
That should be a break the plane rule, like everything else.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:38 PM
they should have just had him pitch. He could have thrown every pitch 10 fucking feet outside to lefties and have it be called a strike.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:38 PM
just Jim Kelly and Kenny Dorsey ahead
/ corrected
October 7th, 2010 at 1:38 PM
did romanowski have the courtesy to spit before he gave the team HJs?
October 7th, 2010 at 1:38 PM
nobody could ever stop HIM
And watching a game on tv, everyone could see it was coming and he always scampered for a first down.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:38 PM
Fetch is going to kill everyone in New York somehow before this series is over. CON. VINCED.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:38 PM
Tracy Porter fist pump.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:38 PM
wonder if Lisk owned a Barry Word jersey
October 7th, 2010 at 1:39 PM
should have asked Elway. If you make a list and he’s not at least 3rd, you’re a moron.
Oh boy.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:39 PM
or he could hit home runs deep into the minnesota night…
/let it go, brah.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:39 PM
great googily moogily.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:39 PM
I’d join in the chorus here, but the college team I root for employs this same strategy, and Goiterface McBlockpunt complained about it so much that the ACC made a rule change. A rule change that deals with something different altogether, but it was due to the complaining coming from Blacksburg.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:39 PM
http://philadelphia.grubstreet.com/2010/10/beckham_eats_barclay_primes_10.html
Classic.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:40 PM
Should have asked Elway if Robbie Alomar ever gave him AIDS
October 7th, 2010 at 1:40 PM
you know what would be a cool NFL films show? NFL quarterbacks getting hit so hard it would draw a flag today. Just over and over hits old QBs used to take that would draw flags today.
That would get me through a couple of days in August.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:40 PM
Evil fetch is awesome. Seriously, that ump was HORRENDOUS. That high strike on Valencia was the last straw.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:40 PM
I was about to be real mad if Gerard Portmanteau wasn’t in this thread.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:41 PM
10 minutes until Favre Cock. Sportsgal and Cracker Jack are about to pee their pants with excitement.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:41 PM
Oh boy.
make your list, Lisk. I’ll assume you’re a moron in advance.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:41 PM
That show would be at least 2 months long.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:41 PM
agreed.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:42 PM
…..AAAAANNND THE HOMMMEEEEE OF THEEEEE CHEEEEEEEEEFFFFSS‘d
great googily moogily.
Living here is difficult when Chiefs fans have confidence.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:42 PM
I really liked his answer about players getting arrested, btw. I enjoyed the interview
October 7th, 2010 at 1:42 PM
Lisk is currently preparing the greatest statistical hit-piece on Elway ever. I expect the tables to be stained with tears of rage and resentment.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:42 PM
That show would be at least 2 months long.
but awesome, right? Just pick a QB, and just watch them drop back and get blasted, and then watch the next guy come and spear them in the ribs while they were down. And then watch that guy get up and have the ref help him get his jersey back on straight, and line up and do it again.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:43 PM
I can’t even remember which strike you’re talking about, btu it gives me good reason to launch into my next tirade (which goes both ways in this case): just cause it’s fucking 3-0 you don’t have to give a guy a strike. It is ridiculous.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:43 PM
NFL quarterbacks getting hit so hard it would draw a flag today
that and def pass interference almost make football unwatchable at times, almost.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:43 PM
Lisk is currently preparing the greatest statistical hit-piece on Elway ever.
Haha. He’ll analyze how good Elway would have been if he was a pitcher in baseball.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:43 PM
10 minutes until Favre Cock. Coop and Kenny Chesney are about to pee their pants with excitement.
/ just because I missed a pro-Chesney convo yesterday
October 7th, 2010 at 1:44 PM
The rules for hitting a QB these days are absolutely ridiculous. How the hell are these guys supposed to go full speed, and know exactly how, when, and where they can hit the guy?
October 7th, 2010 at 1:45 PM
Uh… you do realize that I hate Brett Favre more than any other person in the entire NFL INCLUDING Jerry Angelo?
October 7th, 2010 at 1:45 PM
They break out their fanciest Zubaz.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:45 PM
Haha. He’ll analyze how good Elway would have been if he was a pitcher in baseball.
I’ve run the numbers, and he would have been Jack Morris.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:45 PM
i would enjoy an NFL where only the defensive players and offensive lineman were permitted to take steroids.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:46 PM
heres a great video of one
October 7th, 2010 at 1:48 PM
Speaking of, Lisk, I want some stats on Zubaz-wearing at Arrowhead. 25 percent? 50? 75? Male and female breakdowns? With attendant mullet and/or #3 Nation t-shirt?
October 7th, 2010 at 1:48 PM
you know what would be a cool NFL films show? NFL quarterbacks getting hit so hard it would draw a flag today. Just over and over hits old QBs used to take that would draw flags today.
Mark Schlereth knows something about NFL greatest hits videos
October 7th, 2010 at 1:49 PM
heres a great video of one
I knew exactly what it was before i clicked it. There’s a good video in the sidebar of James Harrison tackling a fat cleveland fan.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:49 PM
Maybe a little closer to the truth.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:49 PM
i just peed that video was so awesome.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:50 PM
Can you imagine if someone did that today? There would be at least a 30% chance he’d never play in the NFL again.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:50 PM
why’d you have to call him fat man? not everyone in cleveland is fat.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:51 PM
Uh… you do realize that I hate Brett Favre more than any other person in the entire NFL INCLUDING Jerry Angelo? Sportsgal
But you like cock, right? That’s what Mrjer says.
I’ve run the numbers, and he would have been Curt Schilling.
I was thinking Nolan Ryan, but I can see Jack Morris.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:51 PM
The greatest QB of all time
Oh come on now, HTJ is not the greatest QB of all time. That would be the one masturbating upstairs.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:54 PM
My loins are a flutter
October 7th, 2010 at 1:55 PM
Don’t think John-boy makes the top 3 guys I’ve ever seen either. Not even counting guys I’ve never seen play… which is quite the list I’m sure.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:56 PM
Oh, well in THAT case, the hell with him.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:56 PM
yea, but you’re like the worst sports fan ever so your opinion doesn’t count.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:57 PM
Lisk is currently preparing the greatest statistical hit-piece on Elway ever. I expect the tables to be stained with tears of rage and resentment.
I think more highly of Elway than the passing numbers do (and I’m talking rate stats, not raw yards) or than the voters who selected awards did (Elway’s only All Pro season was 1987 from NEA and Sporting News, AP went to Montana). Football is a team game, and if we had a good way to account for that, Elway moves up the list. In the 1980′s, his offensive units were crap, so what he did in 1987 was amazing, I would have given it to him over Montana that year. But I’ll just go with:
Otto Graham (7 time first team all pro, 9.0 ypa, 57-13-1 as a starter once browns joined NFL)
Joe Montana (3 time first team all pro, 7.5 ypa, 4 super bowl wins)
Johnny Unitas (5 time first team all pro, 7.8 ypa, 2 titles, led league in passing td’s four straight years)
October 7th, 2010 at 1:57 PM
I think Namath is the most overrated QB and doesn’t even make the top 15 of all time.
/really stirring the pot.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:57 PM
Awesome. That was a Chris Benoit-like belly to back suplex.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:58 PM
that’s beautiful music, mr. lisk.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:58 PM
Manning, Favre, Marino
/opinion doesn’t count
October 7th, 2010 at 1:59 PM
most overrated QB = terry bradshaw
but namath is up there too. neither are top 15.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:59 PM
hah clay first words in that video “admits he simply drank too much”
of course not
October 7th, 2010 at 2:00 PM
So what Lisk is saying is, yeah, he totally is, but I can’t prove it, so here are three dude who played with rosters full of HoF talent every year.
October 7th, 2010 at 2:01 PM
Looking for Bill Walsh here, Reali.
October 7th, 2010 at 2:01 PM
*dudes*
October 7th, 2010 at 2:01 PM
Mr Lisk- Machine Gun Kelly top5, top 10?
October 7th, 2010 at 2:02 PM
elway’s on my list of three, but I usually confine myself to players I’ve seen.
October 7th, 2010 at 2:03 PM
First I’ve heard of this
/Aaron Rodgers doesn’t have a playoff win!!!1!!1
October 7th, 2010 at 2:04 PM
Aaron Rodgers doesn’t have a playoff win!!!1!!1
just big numbers
/darrell’d
October 7th, 2010 at 2:05 PM
So what Lisk is saying is, yeah, he totally is, but I can’t prove it, so here are three dude who played with rosters full of HoF talent every year.
He played on crap early, but he benefitted the other way late. Those Broncos teams of 1996-1998 had among the best offensive talent since the merger: Zimmerman at LT, four other really good linemen, Shannon Sharpe, Terrell Davis, Rod Smith. He was better than his numbers in 1987, worse than his numbers in 1998.
October 7th, 2010 at 2:05 PM
Otto Graham (7 time first team all pro, 9.0 ypa, 57-13-1 as a starter once browns joined NFL).
best ravens qb of all time.
October 7th, 2010 at 2:05 PM
Mr Lisk- Machine Gun Kelly top5, top 10?
of what?
October 7th, 2010 at 2:08 PM
Yeah, that. I’m not saying Elway was better than Otto or Johnny U, I’ll just say greatest in the modern era and possibly of all time.
October 7th, 2010 at 2:09 PM
god damn are you a fag.
October 7th, 2010 at 2:14 PM
I think Namath is the most overrated QB and doesn’t even make the top 15 of all time.
/really stirring the pot.
If anyone is saying he is top 15, yes, but I don’t know that I’ve heard that. I would not have him in the top 15. Here is my defense of Joe Namath as a Hall of Famer wherein I discuss things like accounting for sacks versus completion percentage, quarterback rating, and era adjustments.
October 7th, 2010 at 3:25 PM
So what you’re saying is, you agree with me. Got it.
October 7th, 2010 at 3:29 PM
but he is an NFL scout so he doesn’t need numbers
October 7th, 2010 at 3:31 PM
of what?
of what, top QBs of all time Chief