Brett Favre’s Alleged Penis Photos & Voicemails? Brett Favre’s Alleged Penis Photos and Voicemails.

No, we won’t be publishing the three alleged photos of Brett Favre’s genitals. But if you watch this video at Deadspin, photos of what may or may not be his private parts appear at the very end. But the photos aren’t nearly as compelling as the voicemails. They sound very much like Favre, but there’s no way to prove that. Regardless, it feels like Tiger Woods territory.
Was this all an elaborate ruse to mess with Sterger? This voicemail reeked of desperation: “I’m still trying. If you can make it, that’d be great. Later.”
Two things to monitor over the next 24 hours: 1) Brett Favre’s press conference in Minnesota will take place shortly. Will anyone ask about the voicemails? 2) Will Jenn Sterger be fired from her TV show? Deadspin claims to have received the pictures and voicemail from a third party, so perhaps Versus takes that into consideration.

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October 7th, 2010 at 2:31 PM
don’t buy it.
October 7th, 2010 at 2:33 PM
I will do a full and thorough investigation when I get home.
October 7th, 2010 at 2:34 PM
I get the feeling that this whole thing is a fake. If it does come out as a fake, does this ultimately spell the end to an already struggling Deadspin site?
October 7th, 2010 at 2:34 PM
They sound very much like Favre, but there’s no way to prove that.
oh yeah thats him
/TBL I-team
October 7th, 2010 at 2:34 PM
I know I’m always afraid that I’ll lose my job over getting illicit and unsolicited texts and voicemails from people that acquired my number through a third party without my permission.
October 7th, 2010 at 2:35 PM
No.
She barely participates in it anyways. It’s on Versus and she’s eye candy. More often than not, the other 3 are the ones doing the talking.
October 7th, 2010 at 2:36 PM
If Deadspin Guy is involved, I’m immediately skeptical.
October 7th, 2010 at 2:36 PM
Link?
October 7th, 2010 at 2:36 PM
I get the feeling that this whole thing is a fake. If it does come out as a fake, does this ultimately spell the end to an already struggling Deadspin site?
I’m pretty sure, except in the area of quality, that Deadspin isn’t struggling.
October 7th, 2010 at 2:36 PM
More important question: Why is that show still on the air? And all she seems to to in the bits I’ve seen is sit there looking at her laptop (possibly at dong pics but I’ll leave that investigation to TBL)
October 7th, 2010 at 2:37 PM
Sports in 2010.
I kind of enjoyed when I didn’t have to learn all of these dirty secrets of our sports stars. Any time I start surfing the internet I feel like I need a shower after.
October 7th, 2010 at 2:37 PM
No, we won’t be publishing the three alleged photos of Brett Favre’s genitals.
We spoke. TBL listened.
October 7th, 2010 at 2:37 PM
Is it grey?
October 7th, 2010 at 2:37 PM
Deadspin isn’t struggling. There is definitely an audience for the type of content they pander.
If their legal team got past all the ESPN horndoggery crap, they’ll fly through this one.
October 7th, 2010 at 2:37 PM
at least let everyone know the team you root for.
aside from that … do they sound fake?
October 7th, 2010 at 2:37 PM
Okay. I’ve tried passing her my number through an intermediary. Ive left her desperate voicemails. Its time to break out my secret weapon… photos of my flaccid penis and untrimmed bush! This plan is foolproof!
/Dongslinger’s inner-monologue
October 7th, 2010 at 2:38 PM
This is a job for Carl Monday.
/RIP Old Deadspin
October 7th, 2010 at 2:38 PM
Why would that even remotely be a possibility? Just asking.
October 7th, 2010 at 2:39 PM
Double-clicking your mouse so to speak?
October 7th, 2010 at 2:39 PM
Speaking of which, I’m digging Molly Qerim
October 7th, 2010 at 2:39 PM
Sports in 2010.
I kind of enjoyed when I didn’t have to learn all of these dirty secrets of our sports stars. Any time I start surfing the internet I feel like I need a shower after.
Plaschke?
October 7th, 2010 at 2:39 PM
Big Ben’d
October 7th, 2010 at 2:40 PM
does to me
October 7th, 2010 at 2:40 PM
Daulerio is a piece of human garbage. Reminds me of this glorious piece from that Michigan blog.
October 7th, 2010 at 2:40 PM
I get the feeling that this whole thing is a fake.
Begs the question of who benefits from this thing?
Obviously not Favre. It’d just be another ding in his persona.
Doubtful that Sterger benefits. For anyone that takes this objectively there’s twice as many who’ll just be titillated and think she’s trying to use this to advance her career.
And not even Deadspin. For all the publicity they might get, there will be questions about the legality of how they obtained them and who approved their publishing. Ironic that yesterday Steve Czaban compared Deadspin to bacteria while Drew Magary was on the phone with him. Drew laughed it off but I don’t think it’s a nice comparison.
October 7th, 2010 at 2:40 PM
actually, the FSV lawyer spoke. I’m just an employee now.
October 7th, 2010 at 2:40 PM
I picture Peter King saying this on the set of Leave It to Beaver.
October 7th, 2010 at 2:40 PM
Annual fantasy sleeper Brent Burns scores!
/4-3 Canes
October 7th, 2010 at 2:41 PM
Sparty, CSI
October 7th, 2010 at 2:41 PM
you mean a bunch of conjecture and circumstantial evidence that you’ll take as irrefutable proof and use for 3 posts per day?
October 7th, 2010 at 2:41 PM
TBL?
October 7th, 2010 at 2:41 PM
Link?
October 7th, 2010 at 2:42 PM
you don’t “think” that’s a nice comparison?
damn, i wonder what he’d say about this site
October 7th, 2010 at 2:43 PM
you mean a bunch of conjecture and circumstantial evidence that you’ll take as irrefutable proof and use for 3 posts per day?
So you’re saying you think this stuff is real?
October 7th, 2010 at 2:43 PM
TBL – Vikings fans have no allegiance to Favre, he’s a mercenary, a hired hand. Don’t care in the slightest how this effects his personal life.
October 7th, 2010 at 2:43 PM
if you clicked the link, Golf Guy, you would have gone to the tiger voicemail post
October 7th, 2010 at 2:43 PM
i don’t know what to think anymore so i just smoke a bunch of pot.
October 7th, 2010 at 2:43 PM
So you’re remiss that you haven’t seen pics of Terry Bradshaw’s cock?
October 7th, 2010 at 2:44 PM
Will he wreck his tractor after Deanna throws a football at his head?
October 7th, 2010 at 2:44 PM
Why not photos of him in a Jets jersey? This is your franchise trying to get players laid
October 7th, 2010 at 2:44 PM
pki- like TST(N W Z) said, the numbers suggest that they aren’t struggling. but I would agree with you that the quality definitely has gone downhill. Except for Craggs.
October 7th, 2010 at 2:45 PM
/4-3 Canes
Have Sutter on the watch list, really thought about picking him (he would have been on my bench anyways).
October 7th, 2010 at 2:45 PM
my bad but you can forgive me for being wary of clicking a link and getting a bunch of dick pics thrown in my face. right?
October 7th, 2010 at 2:45 PM
I kind of enjoyed when I didn’t have to learn all of these dirty secrets of our sports stars.
When men where men, women knew their roles, and the press got the B/C-groupies the athletes didn’t want.
October 7th, 2010 at 2:45 PM
PKI, you gonna chime in?
October 7th, 2010 at 2:45 PM
@TBL,
I am a huge Vikings fan. Never have ever been a fan of Favre and would actually love it if this was real. I don’t care if he is the QB of the team I have loved forever. I hate Favre and would love to see him embarrassed like this.
That being said, this whole thing seems too fake and setup. I don’t know Favre in his personal life and so I can’t say that this isn’t something he would do. I do know what AJ has done in the past and I can see that by just doing a simple google search.
October 7th, 2010 at 2:46 PM
Raleigh really needs to get a new team name.
October 7th, 2010 at 2:46 PM
amoeba. man, i miss Far Side.
October 7th, 2010 at 2:46 PM
i’ve never posted a dick photo out front. and when they’re after the jump, they’re labeled NSFW. who do you think i am, Jim Fregosi?
come on Spencer, you’re a veteran, you know this.
October 7th, 2010 at 2:46 PM
I kind of enjoyed when I didn’t have to learn all of these dirty secrets of our sports stars. Any time I start surfing the internet I feel like I need a shower after.
Plaschke?
Nope. Plaschke loves athlete dong
October 7th, 2010 at 2:47 PM
whos going to start the xx > xx > xx with dong sizes
October 7th, 2010 at 2:47 PM
Geezus and Vlad – are you guys watching the game? Impressions of Minny?
October 7th, 2010 at 2:47 PM
Had a feeling this was the case. Are you glad someone didn’t send these particular items your way in the first place? I mean, would you sacrifice the traffic numbers Deadspin is going to garner from this just to avoid having to weave the legal web that the Gawker lawyers are going to have to engage in now?
October 7th, 2010 at 2:47 PM
Ha! I thought the same thing, but I think TBL was more interested in capturing Favre’s emotions during/after said incident.
/Still should be Jets jersey
October 7th, 2010 at 2:47 PM
painkillers solve everything
October 7th, 2010 at 2:47 PM
i’ve never posted a dick photo out front. and when they’re after the jump, they’re labeled NSFW.
I’ve never failed to click and see the weenie, either. I just can’t help myself. They all look pretty much the same, except black ones are way darker.
October 7th, 2010 at 2:49 PM
and bigger. that rumor is true. right, spencer?
October 7th, 2010 at 2:49 PM
I think Gawker lawyers are pretty well versed in this sort of thing, SC
October 7th, 2010 at 2:49 PM
Ironic that yesterday Steve Czaban compared Deadspin to bacteria
you don’t “think” that’s a nice comparison?
What he meant was that Deadspin has a specific function to perform in the sporting landscape — breaking down all the stuff that the more mainstream/in-bed-with-leagues media doesn’t/wouldn’t touch. As he said “the good bacteria.”
So he did not mean it as a negative. But getting compared to bacteria is still not a good thing.
October 7th, 2010 at 2:49 PM
how long do you have to wait to comment if you change your name on here
October 7th, 2010 at 2:49 PM
I seriously doubt the messages are fake, otherwise Deadspin would really be exposing Gawker Media legally… Big time.
October 7th, 2010 at 2:50 PM
Can’t wait for when the Sanchez dong photo texts to Mark Brunell’s daughter leak.
October 7th, 2010 at 2:50 PM
It’s gonna be a long year. Hopefully PMB can come back at some point.
October 7th, 2010 at 2:50 PM
since when am i the resident penis expert?
ask fetch…im pretty sure he has a fangraph of dick sizes up by race or some shit.
October 7th, 2010 at 2:50 PM
how long do you have to wait to comment if you change your name on here
just till somebody kicks your first comment out of moderation. And TBL’s around, so not long.
October 7th, 2010 at 2:51 PM
It’s gonna be a long season. They should be better than last year though. Hopefully PMB can come back at some point.
October 7th, 2010 at 2:52 PM
Geezus and Vlad – are you guys watching the game? Impressions of Minny?
Weeze, was only able to watch about a period during lunch. Quick and dirty impression, decent group of forwards (I like Koivu a lot), defense is going to be their achilles heel (lacking experience) and Backstrom will have to steal them games.
October 7th, 2010 at 2:52 PM
So, Minnesota fans, you’re saying Favre’s beautiful cock is tearing you up inside?
/Ruxin’d
October 7th, 2010 at 2:52 PM
Get your science outta here, nerd.
October 7th, 2010 at 2:53 PM
And showcase himself for him and his terrible contract to be traded.
October 7th, 2010 at 2:53 PM
TBL?
October 7th, 2010 at 2:53 PM
Oh, hell yes.
October 7th, 2010 at 2:53 PM
As he said “the good bacteria.”
Out of all the good bacteria I like strawberry yogurt the best.
October 7th, 2010 at 2:54 PM
Thanks, guys. I’m going to a lot of games this year, at least there’s gonna be a lot more scoring.
October 7th, 2010 at 2:54 PM
Doesn’t mean they like having to do this. But yes, they managed to beat tWWL when that nonsense spilled last summer. Still can’t believe that.
October 7th, 2010 at 2:54 PM
well, they were careful to not say it is Brett Favre. they gave themselves plenty of wiggle room.
October 7th, 2010 at 2:54 PM
Dear God, don’t remind me.
October 7th, 2010 at 2:55 PM
too slow there, fetch.
October 7th, 2010 at 2:55 PM
Get your science outta here, nerd.
Don’t make me bring my pocket protector out! I will so give you tiny cuts then pour lemon juice over them!
October 7th, 2010 at 2:56 PM
Only by 40 comments
October 7th, 2010 at 2:56 PM
Certainly didn’t today. Gave up a softie and a questionable one. The other two were on that defense.
October 7th, 2010 at 2:56 PM
+1000 for a show I no longer can watch, at least until Direct TV comes out next weekend and removes Dish Network from my house.
October 7th, 2010 at 2:57 PM
And showcase himself for him and his terrible contract to be traded.
Sounds like it might be better for him to stay on IR – at least it wouldn’t count against the cap.
October 7th, 2010 at 2:57 PM
fuck. To be fair I’m not really paying attention. I’m trying to finish a paper without writing fucking Yankee cocksuckers in there somewhere
October 7th, 2010 at 2:59 PM
My buddy was telling me about that. What the hell was Dish thinking. No Fox programming? Thats a lot of sports programming that people wont want to miss. Bye bye Dish Network.
October 7th, 2010 at 2:59 PM
Certainly didn’t today. Gave up a softie and a questionable one. The other two were on that defense.
I can’t really comment on Backstrom other than what I’ve seen in prior years. He absolutely owns the Oil.
October 7th, 2010 at 2:59 PM
And insurance will cover 80% of the cost
October 7th, 2010 at 2:59 PM
Thanks, guys. I’m going to a lot of games this year, at least there’s gonna be a lot more scoring.
This is exactly what I say to myself each morning about the Oil.
October 7th, 2010 at 3:00 PM
Is the paper about gay baseball players from north of the Mason-Dixon Line?
October 7th, 2010 at 3:00 PM
FSV = no sports dong
October 7th, 2010 at 3:00 PM
I couldn’t care less about this whole thing.
/Huskers kick off in 4.5 hours
October 7th, 2010 at 3:00 PM
Just close your eyes Fetch. It will be over so.
October 7th, 2010 at 3:00 PM
YAY!
October 7th, 2010 at 3:01 PM
Is it Duckworthy to tell Bears fans to start drinking now ’cause Cutler’s out this week?
October 7th, 2010 at 3:01 PM
Sounds like it might be better for him to stay on IR – at least it wouldn’t count against the cap.
And insurance will cover 80% of the cost
/silver lining’d
October 7th, 2010 at 3:01 PM
Good.
October 7th, 2010 at 3:01 PM
Blake Lively is growing on me.
October 7th, 2010 at 3:01 PM
I always forget which side Maryland falls on or else there’s a Brady Anderson joke here
October 7th, 2010 at 3:02 PM
Maryland is the southern side of the line but fought for the Union
October 7th, 2010 at 3:02 PM
Here’s your beer. Take a lap.
October 7th, 2010 at 3:02 PM
A NY-Philly series will be vomit-inducing. God I hate baseball. Only one more month.
October 7th, 2010 at 3:03 PM
Aren’t they playing Carolina? Pretty sure they should still win that game. Jimmy Clausen is opposite Todd Collins, so that’s basically a wash.
October 7th, 2010 at 3:04 PM
I have a hilarious joke in reply but it would get me banned. Maybe if the Twins controversially lose the clinching game I’ll break it out
October 7th, 2010 at 3:04 PM
total BS
and if anyone thinks she didnt send the pics n the voicemails they r nuts. this is a grade A famewhore
October 7th, 2010 at 3:05 PM
Sad thing is, Husker, at this point I’d take Clausen. He looks shitty from inexperience but not totally lost. Collins and Hanie looked like grade schoolers from another country dropped onto a football field after never even hearing of the sport
October 7th, 2010 at 3:06 PM
Yeah… but it makes the game so much less entertaining. I don’t want to watch two blind mice struggle for 3 hours in a 6-3 game.
October 7th, 2010 at 3:06 PM
UGA vs Tennessee, now that is vomit-inducing.
October 7th, 2010 at 3:06 PM
Tough to argue with her being a famewhore. I blame Musburger for this.
October 7th, 2010 at 3:06 PM
But it’s a real sport. Ugly or not, it’s better than baseball.
October 7th, 2010 at 3:07 PM
Husker, what’s your expectation for tonight’s game? K State actually looks decent to me
October 7th, 2010 at 3:07 PM
Very true. That game will probably be impossible to watch if you aren’t a CAR or CHI fan.
October 7th, 2010 at 3:08 PM
Well Michigan vs Michigan State is irrelevant. I have it on good authority that that’s the case.
October 7th, 2010 at 3:09 PM
I think KSU can beat Nebraska, but I am pretty skeptical of Nebraska at this point. I have no clue how good or bad KSU’s defense is, but I know that Patton is a beast and NEB’s run defense has been suspect. I want NEB to put Prince and Dennard on islands and stack the box and see if KSU can throw the ball (which they have yet to do). With this being a road game on a Thursday, I’m legitimately concerned.
October 7th, 2010 at 3:09 PM
As much as I love Uncle Brent, you’re totally right.
October 7th, 2010 at 3:09 PM
not going to argue with you that football is the more fun sport to watch, but don’t be retarded about it.
October 7th, 2010 at 3:09 PM
Doesn’t excuse AJD from publishing them. They’re both making errors. Just that one of making money off it.
October 7th, 2010 at 3:11 PM
FSV = no sports dong
I have to say, I thought more stuff would have changed around here since the low seven figure payout. And what has been changed has been for the better (layout, faster load times, no cock).
October 7th, 2010 at 3:11 PM
You know I hate/loathe/abhor/detest baseball. I’ll be happier than the World Series’ winners when it’s over.
October 7th, 2010 at 3:12 PM
for mindless entertainment, sure.
October 7th, 2010 at 3:12 PM
Pronger not playing against the Pens tonight. I hope that he gets a staph infection.
/spits
October 7th, 2010 at 3:13 PM
As I understand it, you really aren’t a fan of anything but football and soccer. Not that it’s wrong or anything, that’s just my perception.
October 7th, 2010 at 3:13 PM
And theyre starting the rookie over Boucher in goal tonight. So at least Fetch has that to take his mind off the Yankees tonight.
October 7th, 2010 at 3:14 PM
Brett Favre’s penis is a hot mess.
October 7th, 2010 at 3:14 PM
And theyre starting the rookie over Boucher in goal tonight
Can’t fault them for that, Boucher is a hot mess.
October 7th, 2010 at 3:14 PM
Staph should be the least of it. Incurable ass cancer would be better.
October 7th, 2010 at 3:15 PM
hot mess.
October 7th, 2010 at 3:15 PM
Jinx.
October 7th, 2010 at 3:15 PM
I’m probably smelling what you are putting down as far as that joke is concerned. Angry Fetch is the best. Hey, at least college puck drops tomorrow. Go Irish, beat Crusaders.
October 7th, 2010 at 3:15 PM
Football, soccer, tennis, golf, NBA playoffs and the NCAA tournament.
October 7th, 2010 at 3:16 PM
Good thing soccer season is over until 2014
October 7th, 2010 at 3:16 PM
Staph should be the least of it. Incurable ass cancer would be better.
Well I don’t want him to die (thank you 2 Olympic gold medals), I just want him to not be able to play any more.
October 7th, 2010 at 3:16 PM
oh I guarantee you are not. And college puck technically dropped last weekend.
October 7th, 2010 at 3:16 PM
so consistent with the weener posts.
October 7th, 2010 at 3:17 PM
Did any of those games count?
October 7th, 2010 at 3:17 PM
Had a strange dream last night. Went to visit SouvenirCity, except it wasn’t Chicago. He lived in a Richard Dreyfuss in “Stand By Me” type mansion. I was drinking cokes while he was banging some hot chick. Then he came out and we went outside and took energy pills. He was a skinny nerdy guy with a dorky bowl haircut and a lisp. Any part of that accurate?
October 7th, 2010 at 3:17 PM
The best two sporting events I’ve watched in the past 3-5 years have both been Wimby finals (Fed-Nadal epic and the Fed-Roddick epic). I played tennis in HS and love watching/playing it.
October 7th, 2010 at 3:17 PM
I like this concept.
October 7th, 2010 at 3:18 PM
Michigan-Mercyhurst did
October 7th, 2010 at 3:18 PM
Ha! Not even close. La Liga and the EPL are awesome and Euro kicks off in 2012. One thing I’m sure we all agree on is how fucking awful the MLS is. I simply can’t watch it, and I am the target demo.
October 7th, 2010 at 3:18 PM
Jinx.
That was wierd.
October 7th, 2010 at 3:19 PM
Ha hilarious.
/Liverpool Fan
//Our season ended before it started
October 7th, 2010 at 3:19 PM
Ballz, it’s ok to admit that you were the “hot chick” in your dream about SC
October 7th, 2010 at 3:19 PM
Oh, a Grape Ape sighting.
October 7th, 2010 at 3:19 PM
Seriously? That’s AWESOME.
October 7th, 2010 at 3:20 PM
Liverpool is going to totally own the Championship next year
October 7th, 2010 at 3:20 PM
Lakers playing Barcelona right now on ESPN 2. Ron Artest changed his number tho 15. Must be the number of kids Michael Jackson touched.
October 7th, 2010 at 3:20 PM
Ahh. Missed out on that. How often are you updating the blog starting tomorrow?
October 7th, 2010 at 3:20 PM
Liverpool will return to glory! John Henry to the rescue.
October 7th, 2010 at 3:20 PM
Where’s the GrapeApe sighting? I meant to have a /What a time you chose to be born’d on my dig at Ballz
October 7th, 2010 at 3:21 PM
/Liverpool Fan
I haven’t read much on it yet, but you must like the potential sale? Didn’t the Sawx guys state they would get rid of the team’s debt?
October 7th, 2010 at 3:22 PM
Where’s the GrapeApe sighting?
C Portis post.
October 7th, 2010 at 3:22 PM
probably once a day. tentative schedule is Monday: rankings, Tuesday: player/team of the week, Wednesday and Thursday whatever I can think of, Friday I do a weekly post for some other site, and then saturday-sunday are a Yardwork/Ballin type recap of the night before’s games
October 7th, 2010 at 3:23 PM
Highlighted accuracies.
October 7th, 2010 at 3:24 PM
also Jersey, to feel better about talking to a Yankee fan I am going to end every comment with go fuck yourself. Nothing personal.
/go fuck yourself
October 7th, 2010 at 3:24 PM
ballz…that’s some fucked up shit.
October 7th, 2010 at 3:24 PM
Seriously. Henry buying this team has been a little tough to swallow, but, I’ll try to compartmentalize my loyalties.
October 7th, 2010 at 3:25 PM
Liverpool will return to glory! John Henry to the rescue.
I sure as hell hope so!
That being said, I hope Benitez, Gillet, and Hicks die in a fucking fire.
October 7th, 2010 at 3:26 PM
Yeah, he is doing the team a serious solid. Running a soccer franchise, especially one like Liverpool, is going to be fun for them though if they don’t mind seeing some ROI for about, oh, a decade depending on the economy.
October 7th, 2010 at 3:28 PM
Awesome. I meant the blog, not this. But please, keep the vitriol up after the series. I don’t want to feel guilty about continually being able to crush your hopes and dreams in October.
October 7th, 2010 at 3:29 PM
You got some long as balls Brett. We gonna call you long ball Brett cuz you got some long ass balls.
October 7th, 2010 at 3:30 PM
ballz…that’s some fucked up shit.
My dreams usually are. I always have strange, vivid dreams. I blame years of drug and alchohol use.
October 7th, 2010 at 3:30 PM
That being said, I hope Benitez, Gillet, and Hicks die in a fucking fire.
I like Gillet only for the fact that he sold Les Habitants back to the Molson family.
October 7th, 2010 at 3:30 PM
the Yankees don’t, horrible strike zones by the umpires do. 8 friends and I could win a world series with that much help.
/go fuck yourself
October 7th, 2010 at 3:39 PM
Had a strange dream last night. Went to visit SouvenirCity, except it wasn’t Chicago. He lived in a Richard Dreyfuss in “Stand By Me” type mansion. I was drinking cokes while he was banging some hot chick. Then he came out and we went outside and took energy pills. He was a skinny nerdy guy with a dorky bowl haircut and a lisp. Any part of that accurate?
October 7th, 2010 at 3:40 PM
So good I must have had that dream too.
/In all honesty, that was the strangest thing ever written on this site.
October 7th, 2010 at 3:41 PM
Um, yep. I just called my locksmith.
October 7th, 2010 at 3:42 PM
Um, yep. I just called my locksmith.
At least he said you were banging some hot chick.
October 7th, 2010 at 3:48 PM
And SG SWEARS that she didn’t bewbsecks down SC after Chicago clinched.
October 7th, 2010 at 3:48 PM
with the head of abraham lincoln
October 7th, 2010 at 4:00 PM
With the hat, the beard, everything.
October 7th, 2010 at 4:01 PM
He must have the “How To Pick Up Trashy Women” manual
/Better Off Dead’d