Lenny Dykstra Isn’t Living in an Airplane Hanger Anymore, So There’s That
1-liner, All, Former Athletes, Frauds October 6th. 2010, 3:40pm
Lenny Dykstra: Checking in on that giant fraud … “When not in court, the retired center fielder spends most of his time in his living room staring at two flat-screen computer monitors, firing off e-mails to people involved in his case, plotting a financial comeback and chugging Red Bull energy drinks … Dykstra said he moved into the apartment last winter after living for months in various odd spots including an airplane hangar … ‘I was a wanderer, dude. I was like Gandhi,’” Dykstra said. [LA Times]

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October 6th, 2010 at 3:41 PM
Bet he’s got a rug that really ties the room together, too.
October 6th, 2010 at 3:43 PM
Yeah, that’s what you were like. Idiot.
October 6th, 2010 at 3:43 PM
Yup. Just like Gandhi.
Except, completely devoid of a soul and of character.
But yeah, just like Gandhi.
October 6th, 2010 at 3:44 PM
that’s kinda cool…living in an airplane hangar.
im rooting for him for reasons i don’t really understand.
October 6th, 2010 at 3:46 PM
Lenny like Twizzler. Lenny eat Twizzler.
October 6th, 2010 at 3:46 PM
I think thats the first time youve used the word ‘fraud’ when it was actually called for..
October 6th, 2010 at 3:47 PM
That’s the beauty of it, Mr. Dick.
October 6th, 2010 at 3:47 PM
Lenny like Twizzler.
Needs more hunger strike.
October 6th, 2010 at 3:50 PM
Lenny Dykstra is a hot mess.
October 6th, 2010 at 3:50 PM
Heh
October 6th, 2010 at 3:50 PM
Good call
October 6th, 2010 at 3:51 PM
Good call
I didn’t need to click on it to know what that was. But I did anyways, cause it’s sooooo gooooood.
October 6th, 2010 at 3:52 PM
im rooting for him for reasons i don’t really understand
oh yes you do.
October 6th, 2010 at 3:52 PM
Lenny Dykstra is a hot mess.
beat me to it.
October 6th, 2010 at 3:54 PM
I was about to do the same link MT
I don’t mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence
/TOTD for life
October 6th, 2010 at 3:55 PM
/TOTD for life
TOTD > Hasek
October 6th, 2010 at 3:55 PM
i prefer this one.
October 6th, 2010 at 3:57 PM
He’s kind of like Jesus, but not in a sacrilegious way.
October 6th, 2010 at 3:58 PM
We’re no longer fake friends, real-life vacationing together friends, or otherwise. Please delete my number. Don’t pocket dial me on accident and give me your patented, “Oops. So…how have you been?” bullshit. Just let Rochelle and I be.
October 6th, 2010 at 3:59 PM
He really is a Spencer Dick.
/reaches quota for thread
October 6th, 2010 at 3:59 PM
MLB > Marty
October 6th, 2010 at 4:00 PM
Didn’t someone link a great clip a while back of a Japanese news show where Lenny suddenly appears at a pawn shop halfway through?
October 6th, 2010 at 4:00 PM
Cliff Lee was just pitching to the score when he gave up that HR. Nothing to see here.
October 6th, 2010 at 4:01 PM
Darren Dalton is still cooler. He can travel through space and talk with Dolphins.
October 6th, 2010 at 4:01 PM
I don’t see Ben Kingsley being able to play Lenny Dykstra. Talented though he may be.
Lenny Dykstra is a hot mess.
beat me to it.
Gotta stay on your toes. Keep your head on a swivel.
October 6th, 2010 at 4:01 PM
People are already pre-complaining, but there is no way I am going to get as sick of the TBS Conan ads like I did with Caliendo and George Lopez.
October 6th, 2010 at 4:01 PM
new post?
October 6th, 2010 at 4:01 PM
Me thinks the linked pictures actually show Nails with a mouth full of Meth.
October 6th, 2010 at 4:02 PM
She’s kind of Sheryl Crowish, crossed with a pre-LA Law, post-Partridge Family Susan Dey kind of thing. Except for, you know, black.
October 6th, 2010 at 4:03 PM
he was awesome in RBI Baseball.
October 6th, 2010 at 4:03 PM
rex…i should let you know i have the herp and that you prolly got it now if you’re digging thru my trash.
/don’t have the herp
October 6th, 2010 at 4:06 PM
Houston Astros were always my team.
BTW, how does Lenny not have lip or mouth cancer?
October 6th, 2010 at 4:06 PM
he was awesome in RBI Baseball.
Kevin Mitchell >>> everyone.
October 6th, 2010 at 4:07 PM
get outta here. Strawberry.
October 6th, 2010 at 4:08 PM
because that’s just a lie made up by the jewish run media.
/rick sanchez
October 6th, 2010 at 4:08 PM
give a hot chick the herp and she’s yours for life.
/asshole philosophy 302
October 6th, 2010 at 4:08 PM
Was Strawberry on the Mets in RBI?
October 6th, 2010 at 4:09 PM
Jay Mariotti’s son David is an interesting follow on twitter.
October 6th, 2010 at 4:10 PM
Mitch was the king in RBI 2
October 6th, 2010 at 4:11 PM
get outta here. Strawberry.
Hrbeck > Strawberry.
/unhittable with Bret Saberhagen.
October 6th, 2010 at 4:11 PM
Yes RBI baseball consisted of two seasons. the 86 and 87 seasons division winners, along with convoluted all-star teams
October 6th, 2010 at 4:14 PM
Cocaine is a helluva drug.
October 6th, 2010 at 4:14 PM
What the hell did Josh Scobee do that was so great? One freakishly long kick? Fuck him!
October 6th, 2010 at 4:15 PM
Just thought everyone should know I’m listening to Kenny Chesney right now.
October 6th, 2010 at 4:17 PM
Live those songs again, SC.
October 6th, 2010 at 4:17 PM
Just thought everyone should know I’m listening to Kenny Chesney right now.
We figured.
October 6th, 2010 at 4:18 PM
Awesome. Marie de Salle reference.
/just off subway’d, heading into Citizens Bank Park’d
October 6th, 2010 at 4:18 PM
i got mr policeman by brad paisley on right now.
October 6th, 2010 at 4:19 PM
So jealous.
October 6th, 2010 at 4:20 PM
Turn in your dick right now.
October 6th, 2010 at 4:22 PM
ok i shouldn’t say that. I like one Kenny Chesney song. This is it. Makes me wanna fuck something.
October 6th, 2010 at 4:22 PM
Kiss with a Fist – Florence of the Machine.
October 6th, 2010 at 4:22 PM
Weird… just came up on my Pandora. ESPN Radio is all screwy so I’ve got Pandora on for the first time in while. Country all the way until 5.
October 6th, 2010 at 4:23 PM
I have on hold music going on speaker.
October 6th, 2010 at 4:24 PM
Man, losing in 87 to the Twins was rough for the Tigers. That lineup was sick in Detroit.
October 6th, 2010 at 4:24 PM
*Florence and the Machine
Dang it.
October 6th, 2010 at 4:24 PM
Pandora is the shit.
October 6th, 2010 at 4:25 PM
Chesney concerts, man. Chesney concerts. I still can’t believe it isn’t referred to as prostitution.
October 6th, 2010 at 4:27 PM
THAT’S the chesney song you like? my god man. now i know why you wanted SC’s dick you fag.
October 6th, 2010 at 4:28 PM
Ha! If prostitution is illegal, so should alimony. You’re still paying the bitch to leave.
October 6th, 2010 at 4:29 PM
WTF. All the bullshit sounds the same anyway. Should i like that song where he sings about his fucking chair.
October 6th, 2010 at 4:30 PM
you should stick to your anti-gays/chesney stance damnit.
October 6th, 2010 at 4:30 PM
Now you are just being mean.
October 6th, 2010 at 4:32 PM
/Writes song about my Pizza Cravers/Ranch Doritos collisions chip bag.
October 6th, 2010 at 4:33 PM
We all know that I Go Back or The Good Stuff are Chesney’s best.
October 6th, 2010 at 4:34 PM
/Writes song about my Pizza Cravers/Ranch Doritos collisions chip bag.
WHY CAN’T THEY JUST SELL PIZZA CRAVERS ON THEIR OWN!?
October 6th, 2010 at 4:36 PM
Pizza flavored Combos are better anyways.
October 6th, 2010 at 4:37 PM
Pizzerias for the win.
(looks longingly at the closet where I keep my last bag and my last twelve pack of Surge)
October 6th, 2010 at 4:37 PM
Summertime. We were looking for Summertime.
October 6th, 2010 at 4:42 PM
Wow… I totally forgot about these. I submit to your superior snack food knowledge.
October 6th, 2010 at 4:44 PM
This and the Will Smith rap song get rocked on that first warm day of spring like no one’s business. Fall is for Rat Pack, Buble, Connick, and the rest of my crooning crew.
October 6th, 2010 at 4:48 PM
Up until I started commenting here I’d never interacted with actual Kenny Chesney fans. I figured it was a big sham to sell cowboy hats and Astroglide.